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Why don't brits rise up against their tyrannical government?

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Why don't brits rise up against their tyrannical government?
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dumb question is dumb
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>>767412647
The sand niggers will do it for them when they take over the island
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>>767412726
Thanks for your intelligent contribution to this thread niles. Now I understand why you dont, you're stupid as fuck.
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>>767412647
We have elections, numbskull.
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>>767413455
somebody call the waaambulance
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>>767413553
I see that's working out for you smart guy.
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>>767412647
have we got one ?,,,, no-one but you noticed ,,, does that make us all wrong and you right ?

perhaps we are stupid as fuck
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>>767413575
Haha I live in the USA motherfucker. I laugh at you fucking retards every single day.
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>>767413706
You don't have a government? Am I missing something or are you really stupid as fuck?
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>>767413641
The party that got the most votes is in charge.
That's generally how elections work.
Obviously not in America, cos they're idiots.
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>>767413739
and I told that thur teachin' lady the only letters I need to read are U, S and A
git some bitch
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>>767413896
Good answer. Now bin that attitude.
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>>767413553
Elections are broken in the UK as well.
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>>767413863
So you caused the fuckery going on around you. Give yourself a pat on the back
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>>767414015
By "broken" do you mean "the people I wanted to win didn't win"?
Because they're not the same.
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>>767412647
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>>767412647
They're waiting for the fifth of November
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>>767412647
The same reason Americans don't is my guess
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>>767414093
Which fuckery is that? There's a lot.
And I somehow doubt I'm the sole cause. But thanks for the ego boost.
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>>767414165
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>>767412726
this
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>>767414240
What the fuck are you on about?
What the fuck even is this thread?
Even by /b/ standards this is dire.
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English is gay
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>>767414308
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>>767412647
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>>767412647
!
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>>767412647
!!
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>>767412647
!!!
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>>767414308
Oi guv wadayu onabout? Eh? Bruv?stuv?luv?
Fancy a banga and a fag? Mrs Munson meat pies init?
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>>767413553
With the current system, my vote doesn’t count. Labour always wins in the north. Elections are bullshit. Labour or Conservatives, either way you’re voting for leftist cucks.
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>>767414113
Haha.
Stupid is, as stupid does.
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>>767414929
Caravan to another country and claim asylum
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>>767414870
The irony being that American girls love my accent.
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>>767414929
I am glad your vote doesn't count, because you're evidently an imbecile.
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OPs thrown a wobbly, this is a brit thread now. Why aren't you knobheads asleep?
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>>767412647
t. waaa the public overhelmingly voted for Brexit but my skype Daddy says the UK is evil and these immigrants just need looking after! What would i know about needing a job i have my trust fund
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>>767414240
You haven't given up on me, Alfred

>NEVUH
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>>767412647
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https://youtu.be/BeW2TCkuVV0
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>>767412647
Why haven't amerifats burned Trump out of the White House by now?
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>>767415215
I think if we ever went to war Texas would have you wrapped up in about 15 min.
Gg niles. You couldn't take over an island or a thread.
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>>767416027
Size doesn't matter. I would have thought you'd be used to hearing that by now.
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>>767416027
Nice try. In the UK, Texas was bought out by Sainsburys and turned into Homebase. Checkmate.
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>>767412647
...care so much about Americans?
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>>767416296
>daein'
greetings fellow albafag
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>>767416296
I don't know what this is.
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>>767416433
Checked
Dinnae be a fuckin radge ye fuckin doss cunt
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>>767412647
Same reason they keep eggs in the freezer.
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>>767416393
Awrite pal

>>767416433
Aye ya pooftae
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>>767416557
Nae bad likesay
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>>767416538
Fit the fuck ye spraffin aboot ye daft cunt?
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>>767416538
Dude is this a real thing? Wtf
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Former Britfag here. Britain is a miserable country filled with miserable people who have been worn down over generations by an oppressive nanny state, an oppressive climate, and the loss of their political and economic prestige. It is a second-rate nation that only clings to relevance due to its relationship with the states. In a few short years it will shrink away to nothing.
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>>767416707
Of course it's nae ye fuckin eedgit
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>>767416799
Checked. Thanks dude
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>>767416799
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>>767416586
Am workin the bar at underbelly fer fringe if ur abt
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>>767416799
You seem mad about Britain. Did we all fuck your mum or something?
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>>767412647
bcuz they are pussies
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>>767417151

I simply found it an intolerable place to live. Everyone there had a crabs in a bucket mentality. Combine that and the absolute shit the climate, cost of living, housing, overcrowding, regulations, etc. and it just wan't a place I wanted to be.
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>>767417141
soundo
used tae stay in auld reekie but they tourist cunts got right on ma tits. pure gettin in ma way aw day every day ken?
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>>767417368
Where did you move to?
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>>767417484

The midwest
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Because the UK is full of faggots.

Ohhhh b-b-but we beat Argentina in a war over a islands that have more sheep than people.

Also, their own people fucking push for Islamic law HAHAHA
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>>767412647
Fucking jokes lad
Brits are so CBA they CBA to do anything. Also half of them are proper daft
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>>767417863
>Argentina
>war
Conflict, not war. So if Russia invaded Hawaii, you'd just let that go, yeah?

>their own people fucking push for Islamic law
step away from the /pol/
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>>767417863
That's the fucking Daily Mail you retard. You may as well post an article from the National Enquirer.

>stickers
>law
good grief
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>>767413455

>Save your attacker's life, surrender your knife!

What kind of dumb shit thinks a knife is harmful on it's own? They want your right to even protect yourself recalled and they want it bad. All they care about is doing things they think will raise or lower certain numbers. You need to be cheaper and easier to keep under control, that's all that's going through their heads.
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>>767414099
Every election is corrupt.
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>>767414131
Kek
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>>767418155

you a britfag? Curious, do you guys actually hate Argentina?
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>>767419108
Yes, britfag.
Not really, no. Why would we? They got pwned in a matter of weeks and haven't had the bollocks to try it again.
Don't feel one way or the other about them. Ancient history.
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>>767419108
We took those islands fair and square mate when the Spaniards left them. Never know when whale oil will become a commodity again.
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>>767420101
Or penguin shit for that matter
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>>767419303

How about when it comes to football/soccer, and how they always rek your bitch asses
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>>767418155
>So if Russia invaded Hawaii, you'd just let that go, yeah?
We not allowed to shoot at Russians no more.
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>>767421220
Well I'm Scottish and the last time we played them (I think) we beat them.
Obviously, when they beat England, I think it's fucking hilarious
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>>767418155

Argentina has a long line of corrupt and idiot leaders....surrendering in the Falklands war was by far the smartest thing any leader has ever done
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>>767421383

Last time Scotland played Arg was in 2008, Scotland lost.

Curious - why do you think it's funny when Arg beats England? There isn't a UK/Neighbor friendliness thing going on with your UK neighbors?
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>>767421524

omg. that's too good
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>>767421399
Checked.
Very true.
Although you make it sound like they had a choice.
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>>767421681

>make it sound like they had a choice
Lol, well, they could have dragged it on longer than they allowed.
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>>767421628
Fair enough. Friendly though I'm guessing? We never qualify for the WC so it must have been. That's how rarely we play them.
Re England, any Scotland fan will tell you they only support two countries... Scotland and whoever England are playing.
Same reason Germans laugh when France lose and vice-versa. Historical rivalry.
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>>767421869

That's interesting. I didn't think there was a big Scotland/England rivalry. It isn't surprising though. I didn't think there was really a rivalry there since, honestly, I can't call Eng v Scotland a competitive rivalry. England v France, now that's a pretty historical rivalry of 2 good teams.
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>>767421773

So they haven't read 1984? Or is this satire? Can't even tell any longer.
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>>767422113
Last Scotland v England game was a 2-2 draw at Hampden in the last WC qualifying campaign. We were 2-1 up with 5 mins to go before Stuart Armstrong had a brainfart and gifted them an equaliser. The games are usually pretty close because there's a lot at stake for both teams and the atmosphere is fucking poisonous. It's wonderful.
Fun fact : England v Scotland was supposed to be the last game at the old Wembley before it was torn down. We beat them 1-0, so they hastily arranged a friendly so that record wouldn't stand. kek
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>>767422402
Seems legit
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>>767422113
Edited to add, England v Germany is a much bigger rivalry than France for fairly obvious reasons
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>>767422477

That's hilarious.
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>>767422663

I didn't think England vs Germany would be bigger than England vs France. I am assuming the Germany rivalry due to WWII stuff?
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>>767422861
Yes, plus the only time England have won a WC it was against the old West Germany.
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>>767413863
That's actually not how it works at all dumbass, you vote for your local who gets a seat and you need a certain amount of seats to win. When you don't have enough you get the fuckfest of a coalition.
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>>767413863
That's not how it works here either mate.
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>>767423394
This stuff is no different from BLM, antifa or any other group of marginalised nutters.
Just because you hold up a placard with some retarded crap on it, doesn't make it happen.
But they do have the freedom to say it, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>767412647
...cos it’s raining, f am
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>>767423119
What was the point in posting that? It's already been called out for the nonsense that it is here>>767418594
Any attempt to enforce vigilantism in contravention of the laws of the land would be treated the same here as it would in the US or any other civilised country for that matter, i.e. harshly.
They're all mouth and no trousers
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>>767421969
>safe
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>>767415068
I already did. I live in Texas now.
>inb4 we’re full
I live with the spics now.
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>>767412647
People here really don't believe in/care about their freedoms
It's just not a part of our culture as we're used to government providing for and controlling us
That's why we spend so much on welfare and why people 'worship' the NBH
I'm saving for a house, but will probably buy abroad. I don't believe in our people to fight for our country. There's no passion left
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>>767425677
NHS**
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>>767412647
For the same reasons that Americans dont
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>>767425677
I think there's a perception that Brits won't fight for our freedoms, but that's simply because our freedoms haven't *really* been threatened in any meaningful way yet. I certainly don't feel oppressed by the govt. in any way.
Yes, we have a lot of CCTV cameras and we're not allowed to own guns, but how often do you hear about a British citizen having their human rights violated by the govt? I can't recall any, with the exception of Count Dankula, and that shit's not over yet as he hasn't been sentenced. That's a statistical anomaly caused by a couple of SJW coppers, a looney judge and an ongoing uncertainty of how the internet should be policed. Show me one country that doesn't have the odd retarded court case. You can't.
I think we're at least as 'free' as the US with the exception of weapons, and it makes me laugh when USfags bleat about this stuff when the Patriot Act is a thing.
Personal 'liberties' are being eroded all over the Western World, but it's only really a problem if you're a criminal or a terrorist. Obey the law and you won't have a problem.
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>>767426644
There have been many more speech cases besides Dankula...
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>>767426938
You may be right. I can't recall any high profile ones. If you link one or two I'd be happy to read up.
I wouldn't feel unable to say whatever I wanted, except maybe at work and only attention seeking edgelords discuss politics, religion etc at work anyway.
It works both ways too. Our laws enabled that fuckwit Anjem Choudary to be jailed for his nonsense and I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a right-thinking Britfag that thinks he should be free to spout his vile shite.
If it were that big a problem, the BNP would just be shut down. That's how totalitarian states actually work. Democracies allow these people to have their say because, for the most part, they're marginal and no-one pays any attention to them anyway. The more you allow them to speak, the bigger the hole they tend to dig for themselves.
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>>767426644
>>767427578
Count Dankula is a worrying example of how open to abuse our legislation is
Last week a 19 yo girl was fined £500, given a curfew and 80 hours community service for posting rap lyrics with 'nigga' on Instagram
That's the Communications Act 2003, same offense of posting grossly offensive material as Count Dankula was done for (he was fined £800)
I've worked for government and know that the police, NCA, immigration enforcement, etc. can fuck you over if they want. Look at the various terrorism acts, the Investigatory Powers Act 2016 and even the how cops use the Public Order Act
I agree with you that it's a western problem, and that we are considerably more free than most nations. It's the future I'm worried about, where we won't have adequate protection from the state. The legislation for control is there and a lot of government agencies/officers are in a position where they can abuse it, and do so
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>>767412647
>british
>rise up

pick one.

In the meantime why don't you have another cup of tea and give me your opinion about the latest happenings in the royal family
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Too late.
That frog has been boiled.
RIP
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>>767427940
Thanks, that's interesting. I hadn't spotted that CD had been fined. I knew there was no way he'd be jailed.
The reality is that no system is perfect. There are a lot of people out there just waiting to be butthurt over something, and govts have to be seen to be doing something about everything these days. This is the mass-media, instant news world that we live in today. The pace that technology has progressed over the last 20 years is frightening and I think govts, whilst they are scrambling about a bit at the moment to keep up, will find a balance eventually.
>police, NCA, immigration enforcement, etc. can fuck you over if they want
I agree with that, but I think it's always been that way and not just in the UK. It's just reported more these days and within an hour of something happening, you've got a hundred media outlets and 'social commenters' having their say. Then people start tweeting and re-tweeting it and the fact that it's getting so much traction becomes a 'news story' in itself.
I wasn't aware of the instagram case. That does seem a little fucked up at first glance, but I'd have to read up on the specifics before coming to a conclusion.
As for the future, who really knows? I'm pretty sure if it became a real problem, in the UK at least, there'd be some kind of civil unrest. It's not like we don't have a history of calling out government bullshit, and I'm hopeful in the long run that that would continue.
To suggest, as the OP did, that the UK is a tyrannical government however is waaaayy off the mark IMO.
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>>767428540
The royal family are a fucking irrelevance to 90% of Britbongs.
Only foreigners think they're even remotely relevant.
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>>767429259
I think we agree on most things
The UK is definitely not tyrannical. I've worked overseas in Asia and I've seen true government corruption and tyranny, where there is no oversight or accountability
I only wish we had smarter people writing our legislation and that key legislation was taught in schools (citizenship modules cover politics but not enough law)
Again, that's not exclusive to us. There still isn't an international legal definition for 'weapons of mass destruction', yet WMDs are regulated by legislation. It's ridiculous
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