YLYL: Stuff you've lost to.
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YLYL: Stuff you've lost to.
This one is my fav
>>767402187
>>767402266
>>767402292
>>767402312
>>767402187
This shit right here
>>767402349
And also this
>>767402349
61% still
>>767402337
>>767402187
>losing an argument to a nigger
fuck you must be retarded...
>>767402609
>>767402187
> *Sniff sniff*
>>767402613
I know right
>>767402525
That's what puzzled me. Despite all this, he ONLY got a D-. I figured he'd get a zero, or something.
>>767402187
Nobody have lost to you, Trayvon.
>>767402187
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767402815
>>767402690
61=f retard.
>>767402829
Your dad personally sabatoged your sister's relationship. That is why he knew it 'wouldn't last'. He said enough shit to her boyfriend that he thought 'this retard is going to be my father in law? the puss ain't worth it'
>>767403053
It says D- on the paper.
>>767402829
unironically kill yourself
>>767402829
Where is the funny?
95+% of first relationships fail
>>767402187
fixed for op
>>767402829
Nice one nigger
>>767402349
"Page is to big"
The person who wrote this is in charge of someones education. What a sorry state of affairs.
>>767403452
lost
>>767403452
how creative!
>>767403452
notice how they are still keys? That's because you're too much of a pussy to ever call a black guy a nigger IRL.
>>767403217
The original was culturally enriched, it was also a dystopia story
>>767402829
Nice blogpost idiot
>>767402187
>Losing an argument
>To a black guy
Pick one.
>>767403405
I love this
>>767403452
i loose
>>767402829
I'm hoping this is bait, as otherwise you're retarded. How the fuck are you claiming him saying "it isn't going to last" is him knowing exactly how the relationship would end? No shit its not going to last, she's 16, anyone could have made that prediction. If he had said like "In 2 weeks he is going to leave her for his ex who's in college." That would have been predicting exactly how it ended. And even then, that really isn't much as an accomplishment as if you were provided with the information he had an ex in college, it would have been a decent guess.
So in summation, your story is bad and you should feel bad.
2/10 for getting me to reply.
>>767403217
What is this an image for Ben Stiller?
Faggot.
>>767402509
really, the temperature was back down to 79 after 1 minute?
>>767403301
Ha!
>>767402865
How the fuck did I lose to this shit?
Kiwis havin fun
>>767402398
I need this on a shirt...
>>767403958
You should feel bad for replying to obvious pasta. This shit is even on r/greentext
>>767402865
is the whole country autistic?
It's low brow as fuck, but I lost to it
>>767402829
top kek
>>767404548
*takes sip from worlds largest mug*
>>767402349
>tubgirl
kek
>>767404644
top kek
>>767403053
I don't know how they do it now, by when I was in grade school, 0-59 was an F. I would know- it was my signature move, after all.
>>767403645
Everyone laugh at the Internet tough guy.
>>767403645
Its because there is supposed to be a gif of six cats walking in with the letters for nigger on their heads and OP messed it up
>>767404644
Holy shit, I'm Canadian and I know at least three guys who look almost exactly like that.
>>767403068
The sad thing is it's true for startups.
>>767405010
>tfw to intelligent
>>767402609
Posting uncensored version because fuck you. Do not censor history, nigger.
>>767403301
Lost.
>>767403305
lost
>>767402187
Who loses to a nigger on the internet?
>>767402829
fuck this pasta
>>767405252
I can fap to this
>>767402398
Full belly laugh. Very nice.
>>767404644
kek
>>767403301
i dont understand, some one help?
>>767405010
dem titties tho
>>767405416
I love this
>>767406113
Its from the music video for a song called Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads.
>>767405066
Kekked
>>767404644
I, for one, can vouch for the fact that the French are far lower on that tree than is depicted.
>>767402609
>>767403012
Saw this guy on steroids with a head like that
>>767403645
I'm White and I know a nigger who is literally called "Ali the nigger"
>>767402349
I had this one teacher who made grammatical mistakes nearly every single sentence, usually making the simple mistake of not using plurals when needed. It was ridiculous.
>>767405315
A sandnigger
>>767405647
Good for you. Most of us are normal, but you're harmless, so it's okay. It's just like the gays.
>>767402187
>>767407025
Is he ok?
>>767404644
>Pole evolves into toaster
No matter how many times I see this it gets me
>>767402312
I remember when that used to be frostcloth, and someone was like, that nigger wouldn't drop frost, more like linen... and the next post was this pic.
>>767403534
>someone's
>>767406860
Is it normal to fap to this?
>>767403012
that's got to be a bitch to shave
>>767402741
>>767402349
>>767402349
Yes that one is excellent
pic related is something similar
>>767407191
No. Better fap to traps.
>>767402741
> mixed fuck
> heroin & water
> abortion waste
> homo fries
Lmao lost
>>767407272
I'm not gay I don't get it
>>767407191
Depends on the country, actually. Pornhub regional stats show that oriental nations like China and Japan prefer hentai over other forms of pornography.
>>767405252
Lost
>>767407165
the physics on this dont work out anyway, the wheel isn't supporting much, he's just having to carry the dick and the trolley anyway
>>767407101
Yeah, he's fine
>>767405252
Mods
>>767402708
Of course her fat coal burner ass would pick dark chocolate.
>>767405066
I was an atheist before seeing this
>>767405252
>Do not censor history
>removed Zuckerberg from pic
>>767407743
Found a book for you, bro
https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Road-Journey-through-Forgiveness/dp/1496424301/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_14_img_0/147-1990919-4751834?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CDVT6PBZMXRK685EXPKA
>>767407874
You caught me, now what is your plan?
>>767407874
>>767404275
your dad won't be there.. for.. you..
*clap clap clap clap*
>>767404275
lost.
>>767408014
What the fuck?
>>767402865
second last one is so true
>>767408308
>>767407438
insanity
>767403777
>When you're so gay, you couldn't even sit straight with a ruler in your ass.
>>767403301
Underrated. Fist real kek of the tread.
>>767403405
What is going on here?
Something about facing East?
>>767405252
And I came
https://youtu.be/NmFplLawZb4
>>767406973
Looks cool backwards tho
>>767407177
>hurr i was there
just go to reddit if you want people to know where you were and when
>>767408308
badly unbalanced phase going into the neutral, I imagine
>>767403645
It's actually because blacks don't exist here in my utopian society in South East Asia.
>>767405298
Filename
>>767407019
Lost hard
>>767408503
story pls
Fucj
>>767404548
She is gorgeous holy shit, who is she and is there porn of her
>>767402187
>So,,,He was behind of it?
>>767408875
malfunction and it went backwards very fast
>>767408503
>expected one of those clever vids in reverse
Was not disappointed
>>767402865
This is great
>I can still hear screams of sister
>But back to question
>>767407433
This is fucking retarded.
>>767407207
CANCER
>>767408554
Are you really that fucking stupid?
>>767402865
RIP krautchan
>>767409108
>me watching family guy
>>767402187
>>767407025
I feel physically sick, I honestly want to puke
>>767405066
Lmfaoooo rekt
>>767409108
>your mother holding you after birth
>>767407025
The fucking captcha for replying to this post
And at least his hat is okay
>>767403301
Back to /mu/
>>767406973
Go brewers
>>767402865
lost
>>767403012
Nigga looks like Abdullah the Butcher's son
>>767402297
lost
>>767409297
>>767407376
barber got to do what a barber got to do brother
>>767409297
Its not that bad get a hold of yourself
>>767409189
I'm seriously at a loss, please explain.
>>767405544
How? Do i just slam my dick into the screen?
>>767402643
>>767402609
He's gaining on you!
>>767406860
>most of us are normal
Where do you think you are?
>>767409603
you fucking wot
>>767402762
lost
>>767402643
>>767409297
You must be new here
>>767409297
Pussy detected
>>767402829
good that the guy always uses the same shitty pic
>>767409871
Shopped.
>>767407709
He has better reach with the trolley
>>767402187
lost
>>767405620
"quedate tranquilo loco que al ara lo vamos a encontrar"
>>767404811
fucking lost
also check'd
>>767409297
summer
>>767403777
hi jezus can i has pizza
>>767402349
>61%
what kind of retarded educational place actually graded that?
>>767409297
there are worse images out there somewhere..
>>767403645
I'll call a coon a nigger and keep on walking
