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how do you eat pussy?
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>>767392957
mouth
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With sweet and sour sauce, from City Wok
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>>767392957
With a spoon.
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>>767392957
Slather it with peanut butter and call your dog in the room
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Think of it like doing CPR without the chest bumps and using your tongue instead of breathing out hard. Now go save some pussy's!
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>>767392957
Prefer using chopsticks, but a fork would do the job
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>>767392957
Let her sit on your face and rub her pussy around like she likes it and then you can get an idea of what kind of technique she wants.

The best method for figuring out what your partner likes is what they tell you they like. Young guys (inexperienced guys) make the mistake of thinking chicks want a guy who is an expert at sex. Honestly, if they're experienced and you're not, if they're having sex with you then they already like you enough to show you what they want. If they're inexperienced then you two can bumble your way through it together.

Just do what feels good mayne. There is no one right way to do it. Some chicks may want you to bite their clit off while others want light tounge-tickles.
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>>767392957
Find the clitoris man....
Don’t concentrate on the hole right away...
Twizzle the clit, like catching a snowflake on your tongue...
When she’s close, and you’ll know it, then put a finger or two in the hole, and pretend you’re motioning someone to “come here”
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>>767392957
draw the alphabet with your tongue or write words.

I had the best results with "zylinder"
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>>767392957
fuck the pussy, dat butthole is screaming for a licking
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>>767392957
Like its going out of fashion
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>>767392957

only under 10 years old
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>>767393276
Just curious but how did you come to think of "zylinder?"
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>>767393276
alphabet tongue is the worst virgin advice ever
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>>767393270
>When she’s close, and you’ll know it, then put a finger or two in the hole, and pretend you’re motioning someone to “come here”
Be sure to not have long fingernails, or this backfires like crazy
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>>767392957
Use teeth. Lots of teeth.
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>>767393498
I have a gap in my two front teeth. Works to my advantage. Perfect size for clit
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Find the clit. Tease it. Flick it. Blow on it. Suck it. Massage it... Mix it up by playing with the lips a little. Then put a couple of wet fingers in and make the "come hither" motion while continually playing with that clit.
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Tease, utilize your breath, kiss a lot at first, then bury my face onto the clit and into the meat of the pussy. Suck on the clit, move it around with your tongue as much as you can. Stick your tongue up her hole, all over it.

Breathe her in. If you like her pussy, show her with your tongue. Taste it and smell it while she's horny.

The best pussy is a pussy that you just slobbered all over and made cum. Fuck her hard as soon as shes cumming.
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>>767393498
Kek
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Moan as you lick and lap. The vibration of your voice is nice.
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>>767393665
Some girls like it, mine asks for it all of the time
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>>767393270
Do it like a key, insert vertically and then turn
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>>767392957
>it basicallt feels like a 60lbbag of sand
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you don't
tongue goes on clitoris, but only fingers/toys/dick go inside
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>>767392957
>how do you eat pussy?

with my fingers
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>>767392957
imagine youre trying to eat a yohgurt without a spoon
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>>767392957
You don’t. Eat the ass instead. Then fuck her ass. Don’t even touch her cunt. Make her feel like a dirty whore.
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>>767392957
>I found who was behind
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>>767394393

>eats and fucks ass
>calls other people dirty
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Use a lot of spit if she doesn't taste good at first. Don't hammer down on the clit all the time, tease her a bit with gently gnawing on her flaps, dipping into her vag. Then, suddenly, suck on her clit, caressing it with your lips and get that tongue tip below it. Then full tongue-copter. If she starts coming, plunge into her flaps and vag again only to return after some seconds. Brutally slobber her to the top. When she comes, go easy on the clit, stick a finger in her vag while licking the outer perimeter. The very moment she begins to relax, annihilate her clit again. Don't let her stop you. Rape the fuck out of her knob. When she begins to hit you or screams, jump up and quickly fuck her. You will probably be so pumped that you will spill your load in seconds. DON'T STOP! Fuck her as hard as you can! She tries to resist but that will only make you harder. If she hits you, turn her around, pin her on the bed and fuck her from behind. Cherish her squeals and her struggling and you might fire your gun a second time.
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A good tip for a starting move is breathe on it before you lick. I mean hot breath like you are trying to fog up a window. Get real close, slowly breathe out on the clit a few breaths. They love it. Gets that pussy fired up.
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You dont. You eat ass. Im actually kinda bad at eating pussy. im a master at fingering thougg. its just easier overall imo. as long as youre good at one youll be fine.
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Go and find that video of Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane. That'll tell you all you need to know.
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>>767393276
that's a sam kinison bit, not bad for beginners no matter what anyone says, how else would you describe it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXo1kBxgd2k
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Really its not hard. Find the clit and start licking it and all around it. Listen to her body and moans as you move your tounge around. Where you get the most reaction is where you wanna stay close too. Also suck on the clit tease it with your lips as well.
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>>767392957
With some white wine
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>>767392957
With ass
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7! 7! 7! (quiet) seven
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>>767392957
Like a watermelon
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>>767392957
with fava beans and a nice Chianti

for serious though, while having a menthol lozenge in mouth
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>>767392957
Like this til she is weak in the knees
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>>767393463
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>>767396950
Weak in the knees like this
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>>767392957
with skill and talent.
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>>767392957
use your tongue to tickle her vegana
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im virgin im here for the pics

post em
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>>767393276
Fucking genius
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>>767393647

This. Girls appreciate and orgasm when you make love to their pussies with your mouth.
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>>767392957
get married, then you don't have to

because no blowjobs
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>>767398236

Careful anon, you're callousness is showing.
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>>767397926
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>>767392957
Like asians, with chopsticks.
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>>767398553
That isn't a pussy
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>>767398849
you guys are too used to going to trap threads

jk
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>>767398553
Cant a girl have a meaty pussy nowadays
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>>767399045
Holy fuck... looks delicious
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>>767393276
>zylinder
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>>767399261

Fucking gross, gtfo.
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>>767399261
I'm vomiting
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>>767392986
This
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>>767399045
Any more?
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>>767394510
It's like her butthole and her pussy merged together
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>>767399857
last nude one
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>>767398236
Fucking TRUTH!
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>>767393463
It‘s cylinder in German
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>>767393467
This
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>>767392957
Like its all there is!
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I...I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
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>>767392957
with a knife and fork
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>>767400014
I would kindly take any other pictures of the same girl : )
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>>767400250
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>>767392957
you dont 1 in 6 people have herpes and thats how you get mouth herpes
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>>767400316
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>>767400316
>>767400491
Fuck yeah keep going
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>>767399757
Source?
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>>767400595
sadly last one

there is more of her, even blowjob pictures, but i dont have them
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>>767394824
literally just take a shower and eat her ass after the shower
I never lick my girls ass unless she's fresh out of the shower.
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>>767400730
H0930 ori960 Mahoko Watanabe

She is fat and not really hot though
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Can someone tell me what pussy smells like?Can a pussy not smell anything, even when she is oozing?

Virgin here.
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>>767401068
Done it twice and with two very hygienic girls, so it didn't smell like anything.

The taste was... Imagine if you take a piece of cheese, wipe it with your sweat and take a bite.
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>>767392957
https://vimeo com/267380640
Check me out
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>>767401068
I had 2 pussies in my mouth, both did not smell at all. One tasted salty the first lick, i don't know what it was and don't want to know
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>>767392957
The best description I ever heard was
"Like a dog eating hot chips"
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When you find the right tempo for the clit licking, stick to it. Changing it up too often only delays her orgasm. I also like putting two fingers in to intently pay attention to her rythmic contractions. When she does cum you'll feel that clit hide away like it's trying to get away from the tongue. I don't lick anymore at that point. Just flatten my tongue over the clit without moving it while she has her orgasm. Aftrewards, bring her the dick.
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>>767394936
XD this guy right here. Fuck yeah!
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>>767396950
You and me both
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Look up Nina Hartley's video guide. She's an absolute pro.
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>>767393647
+1
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