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>>767391923
God damn
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>>767391971
GOT ANYTHING OTHER THAN SHIT RACIAL HUMOR MR KRABS?
>>767392321
Always, this was the first in my mems folder
>>767392337
Based
>>767392321
>Doesn't even post a picture
>Remains a leech
You have no say in what goes on here
>>767392321
Suck a dick nigger
>>767391633
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767392436
IS YOUR AUTISM SATISFIED NOW?
>>767392395
Lost
>>767392434
niggers be retarded
>>767392602
you best be trolling, nigga
>>767392126
lost
>>767391923
lolololol
>>767392602
Already posted fam, just post a screen cap or get your own fucking story, you bland bitch
>>767392434
how does that not make sense..?
>>767392925
perfect
>>767392968
just lost, gg fam
>>767392618
>steps on his desk and paper he is clearly using
>becomes assertive cause he just wants to learn but a minor hint of rage is all that is focused on
"Fucken racist whiteboi" is probably what he heard for the rest of the school year.
>>767392602
Kill yourself
>>767393091
probably, yeah, I could see it.
>>767392921
HAHA, NICE MEME MY OLDFAG FRIEND!
>>767393091
white girl if I remember correctly. also she got beat up by everyone in the classroom after she pushed the girl off her desk.
>>767393154
Ahhh wtf is that dudeee not cool man holy fuck
>>767393247
WTF??
>>767393154
Now i'm hungry
>>767392979
>how does that not make sense..?
1) their crime rates are still disproportionate. just because there are less of them, doesn't make their crime rates less high.
2) Black people commit more crime than whites anyway, despite only being 13% of the population.
>>767392602
That's about as funny as cramp
>>767392691
>thinking this is funny
>>767392337
this guy still needs to make a tweet about it so you can't really win if you are still this butthurt about it
>>767392602
Lost please do more of this xD
>>767393351
* chanting * recesses puffs recesses puffs
* low monk voice * put your spoons up
Is any of this really meant to be funny? I am too cynical to believe this is meant to be funny. RIP /b/
>>767391633
>tfw I would fug david Hogg if he had Emma Gonzalez' face
Every day we stray further from God
>>767393154
Why does it only have six legs?
>>767392602
GTFO Nigger
>>767392434
I am not surprised this porch-monkey cannot comprehend statistical data.
>>767393607
Post the one where it changes to 21 after he hits it.
>>767393154
Batman VS Spiderman looks great
>>767393627
it's a type of fly
>>767392395
it wasn't that they were 'no go areas' derpus it was more the fact the police stereotyped the victims and familes as dregs of society, because they lived on welfare and were all addicts and didn't take their views seriously.
Watch the docu series on it dumbass.
>>767392337
>big dick
uhh
no
Racist ylyl plz
>>767391633
someone wanna give me a brief rundown on who these fuckers are? been away from the intertrons for a minute
>>767392321
Which parts of the Obama memes come even remotely close to being racist?
anyone have the pic of the soyboy in the bathtub? that one is gold
>>767394444
check chong
>>767392436
strawberries are berries
>>767392510
Go back to your bible Cletus.
>>767393587
/b/ was always shite. Stop trying to be cool, you're not.
>>767392126
Fuckin lost top kek
>>767392321
If you think every picture involving a minority is racist, you're a sjw and need to kys
>>767391633
back to redit
>>767394802
Bitch lasagna
>>767392043
Okay. Sure. We get it. This kind of lighthearted "jab" at Obama is really nothing more than a thinly-veiled manifestation of the liberal wet dream. A nostalgic, rose-goggled view of the "Chosen One" who was supposed to usher in the new socialist utopia.
Well guess what, faggots. It didn't happen, did it?
Oh yeah, I'm sure, things were swell until President Trump guy voted in - oh no, wait, THAT'S right, the Russians HACKED the election! Uh huh! Sure!
Meanwhile, the economy is doing gangbusters, THE MOTHERFUCKING KOREAN WAR JUST FUCKING FINALLY FUCKING ENDED, MOTHERFUCKERS!
And that's all due to..... who? Huh? Not ready to admit it?
President Donald J. Motherfucking Trump, motherfuckers.
You're welcome.
Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
Sincerely,
Alexander Black of Half Past Dead
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff
>>767394836
lost hard
>>767392321
I see this is your first time here, advice? fuck off, you slanty eyed, cat eatting, zipper head.
>>767395000
VERY GOOD POST MY FRIEND, NICE EDGE AND GREAT USE OF ADJECTIVES!
>>767394982
makes you think
>>767394848
YOU ARE JUSTIFYING RACISM ANON
>>767395141
kek...
also snail porn
>>767394702
A good first try, nig/10
>>767392602
Stop posting this absolute shit story in every ylyl thread you worthless faggot
>>767393706
huh. ok.
>>767395012
>hindu hitler
>>767395352
IM A GREAT STORYTELLER, YOU CANT APPRECIATE MY WORK?
Top kek— every one of them!
Well done nigletts— well done
>>767394927
This is the worst post I have ever seen, please kys immediately.
>>767392434
Still doesn't change the fact that the 13% commit more crime than the 75% overall.
>>767395174
So? And?
>>767395141
CAPS LOCK IS GOOD COS I'M BETTER THAN YOU. NICE TRY U FILTHY NECK BEARD, GO CHECK YOUR KARMA SCORE
>>767392389
the flinch who ztol gristmes
>>767393706
Imagine when that thing farts.
>whale farts
>my grandpa stands up, clenching his chest
>I HAVEN'T HEARD THE SOUND OF A 2B9 VASILEK CORNFLOWER BELT-FED MORTAR SINCE 1976
>grandpa dies of pure Communist nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGtS0157_0
I'm not a robot
>>767392602
i'll take things thst never hepend for 2fiddy
>>767391633
who did this
>>767395422
Its the same copy pasta every time! Get a new fucking story
>>767395520
Ewwwwwwwwww
>>767395659
This poor thing is clearly in agony. You can see where it has pissed itself. :-(
>>767395607
WELCOME TO SPACESHIP EARTH BROTEIN, GRAB A TIDE POD AND HAMMERFIST YOUR CAPS LOCK WERE GOING D E E P YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN CHET CHADO? HOPE YOURE READY FOR THE POWERBOMB OF YOUR LIFE DICKLETT
>>767391633
didn't laugh, but this is how they should look tbh. Also I wish someone would murder these fags already.
>>767394074
Is this a real tweet? He even said during interviews that his dick wasn't big, and that some people just thought so because he's super small.
>>767395607
2018 A new breed of troll begins.
>>767395174
Everything is racist to you little lefty cucks!
Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
Sincerely,
Alexander Black of Half Past Dead
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>>767395505
I have a better idea. You show me how it's done. Kys yourself first, and I'll follow your example.
Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
Sincerely,
Alexander Black of Half Past Dead
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>>767395657
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>767393808
OMFG ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
>>767395797
brainlet.jpg
>>767392127
Lost and saved.
>>767395962
WHOAAAA DUDE YOURE EXHIBITING CRITICAL LEVELS OF HIGH TIDE SYNDROME LOOSEN YOUR JEANS BROTENDO THANKS FOR TUNING IN WELCOME AND GOODBYE
>>767396037
Is reddit down right now?
>>767393520
>thinking
>>767395823
As long as her mother is carrying Mythic Dawn Commentaries 2 shes obviously going to be able to fry your ass to thot dust in a split second
>>767396230
ARE YOUR CHROMOSOMES DOWN RIGHT NOW? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TOSS OUT A CLASSIC QUIP LIKE THAT AND NOT GET BURNED IN MY THREAD? HA!
