Best haircuts?
Getting one today
oval face btw
>>767388296
do this if you wanna look like this little bitch
Embrace the long hair and go for tranner look
>T.tranny
>>767388296
Unless you like screaming to the world that you like taking it in the ass, I wouldn't get this hair cut.
>>767388296
That haircut says "I suck cocks in mall restrooms".
>>767388594
I call that the "Used car salesman cut".
this "shaved on the sides and doing random wild shit up top" look really needs to fuck off
especially for women
This would work
>>767388296
Good luck with this haircut, ugly as fuck.
Get the good old hitler youth cut, you are welcome
>>767388296
how about becoming a man and shave your head?
>>767388594
The Macklemore is out of style now.
>>767388296
Dont be normie. Grow long hair or go bald
>>767388986
Lol okedoke mr rader
>>767389136
it's not 1993 anymore. The backyard wrestler look is out.
>>767388296
a #3
>>767389220
dope hair, bet this faggot got some hot bitches in his life, whoever that is.
>>767388296
>>767388594
nice lesbian haircuts, girls. having hairy pussy for dinner tonight?
>>767389261
Was just about to post this kek
>>767389220
imagine him fucking skanks with that sweaty hairdo flapping all over the place.
Don't be a fag.
this could also work
your all a bunch of faggots
>>767388913
This. Everything else makes you look like a faggot.
>>767388296
you like homosex?
you like ding dong?
>>767388594
Ah yes, the "American Psycho" cut.
anything that you could classify as a hairdo or hair style is wrong for a male. your hair should be unremarkable, non-offensive and tidy. Anything more than this means you are homosexual.
>>767388296
Short on the sides, longer on the top is generally a good guideline. I rock a disconnected undercut and tie it back, which I'm pretty happy with. Just keep in mind a lot of radical styles (like in the picture you posted), take a ton a daily work. We're talking blow drying your hair, figuring out the right amount of product, etc. I would recommend, if you just want something simple and pretty safe, a side part with a hard part. It's fresh and not difficult to keep up. Also, always show your barber a picture.
>>767389719
or just tell the barber you want to look like a faggot.
>>767389719
>product
If Brylcreem won't work for you, you got a fag haircut. Take the cock out of your ass and try again.
>>767389719
Thats too much words man, you just need to go to your barber and say "i literally cant stop sucking cocks"
>>767389212
i wish it still was, im not a big fan of the new special snowflakes sjw queer fags pronoun feminazi
>>767389534
>t. balding cuck
>>767389710
the nigger cut
high and tight is the best way to go. Add a fade if you want that extra clean look.
>>767389396
Fuck sake anon
>>767389719
super faggot detected
>>767389719
what # do i ask for? how short on the sides?
and do you fade?
>>767390932
i would kms if i would bald like that
get on my level faggots
>>767389442
Wouldn't look good with my head/face.
>>767390932
If you're a balding faggot, then maybe. I have a normal hairline so I'll opt for a hairstyle that isn't a complete cop-out.
I just got my hair cut today, but that is bad, unless you want to look like a dipshit faggot.
>>767393347
Riggs has weird hair.
>>767391928
EXACTLY
Joji haircut
>>767388296
If that's considered a "best haircut" I don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>767393242
Nothing would
Like this
>>767394053
Cash was a legend, nobody can pull off that hair otherwise.
get this
>>767389290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxwfDlhJIpw
Looks like kanye
>>767394226
Amen
>>767394394
The best
>>767388913
Perfect haircut for the 21st century
And super easy maintenance
>>767394738
I prefer this haircut, really dose a better job at showing all the features.
>>767389084
I chose to grow it out
Itt : faggots who cant grow hair bash on trendy hair cuts girls like.
>stay mad virgins
>>767393676
no it's great, sophisticated and manly at the same time
>>767394738
pretty sure that's a girl
Don’t be a asshole, only this cut is acceptable if you’re not a cuck
>>767388913
But I have a funny shaped head nigger
>>767395171
>pretty sure that's a girl
Did you do a reverse image search on google?
>>767388594
The pidgeotto
>>767388986
BTK?
>>767394394
it's JUST shy of being a real pedostache. so close.
>>767395859
the look of someone who can never be truly cool because they're always trying too hard
>>767395583
Hell yeah! Can't go wrong with a Demon Lock
>>767388296
Why does people cut their hair?
>>767396211
To look good, or at least better
>>767395859
Can anyone else see this shit?
>>767397337
so I have similar hair but a bit longer. I don't know what to do with it :/. People say I look like a retard but I'm enjoying it because I can make it look a bit like Sonic (hair sticking out at the back of the head) (I'm not into sonic btw).
>>767389937
>>767391131
>>767390106
Wonder what kind of haircuts these beta faggots get.
>>767396211
hair tips gets damaged with time, if you don't cut it it ends up looking really awful.
And unlike animals' fur it does't stop growing
the only haircut you need
>>767397602
>so I have similar hair but a bit longer. I don't know what to do with it :/. People say I look like a retard but I'm enjoying it because I can make it look a bit like Sonic
I assum you mean SANIC , right?
>>767388296
>>767388594
any haircut where you shave only the sides of your head makes you look like a complete wanker.
>>767388296
>2018
>still cutting hair
if your hair doesnt look like greasy shit, grow it out. women love it
>>767395235
faggot, crying about a weird shaped head, who cares
so do i and i dont give a shit
>>767396211
>>767398177
why the fuck do you not cut your hair
Who needs a haircut when you can just have hair.
Only needs a trim every 6 weeks. Wash with cold water, keep it healthy.
>>767399136
not him but, ive been growing my hair since middle school. minus about 2 years when i kept it right at my shoulders. Its partially a test of patience and i honestly love it. I dont like the idea of getting meme haircuts or anything because they usually end up looking like shit on anyone who isnt the model for the haircut
>>767398925
Because it's meaningless? Either grow it out or shave it.
Different hair styles is for women. Or gay guys.
>>767398925
Sorry, >>767399638 was meant for >>767399136
>>767395859
lol I actually have this cut
>>767395966
thanks
>>767399537
Looks like shit tho. Greasy motherfucker.
>>767399136
>why the fuck do you not cut your hair
Because straight razor every three days that's why. Hair serves no purpose. You can always put on a hat.
>>767395859
no woman would fuck this guys. It would be too awkward yay
Anyone else here just cut's their own hair?
Buzzcut for the win. Shortest settings on the trimmer, hair gone. Closest you can get to bald without actually shaving. Haven't had hair since 2004.
99% of men who grow their hair out do not look like this, bet u look like shit
>>767388296
are you a lesbian?
>>767398339
I had hair like this but have steadily gone grey since my late teens. Having hair that long and grey makes ya look old as fuck unfortunately. I have it short now and look "distinguished"
>>767388296
Are there any straight guys with good hair anymore? Just because one or two """actors""" have hair like in that pic, that doesn't mean it looks good...
>>767399537
>Wash with cold water
>keep it healthy.
choose one
>>767400008
I do. Every day before showering. Bzzz. Done.
My "hair" is about 0.5mm long. Almost impossible to see.
Never did see the point of hair. Remember in like 4th grade or something and my mom asked what I wanted for a haircut. Just said nothing. Dad said shave it. So the hairdresser did. Or gave me a skin close buzz cut at least.
Best feeling ever. Cool breeze on your scalp, no annoying dandruff. Perfection.
I am getting these bald spots at seemingly random spots on my body, I have one on the back of my head, and two on my right shin, what the fuck do?
>>767388296
>>oval face
You mean your fat
>>767400137
just dye it white, you'll look like the guy from Saxon
>>767400331
Not him but even hairdressers say cold rinsing your hair is the most healthy for it.
>>767400331
but hes right?
>>767400331
washing your hair with hot water isn't good for the hair, cunt.
>>767399537
looks like you should try harder with the washing part
>>767400137
i know exactly what you mean. Maybe its just because im young but i genuinely like the look of old guys that come into my work and look like 1000 year old druids. i long to look like pic related once im old but i imagine i will change that thought in time. That and my beard genetics havent been the most kind to me in my 21 years of life.
what about this? i think its really cool but im not a druggie/420 and that hardcore attitude, but the style is fucking awesome
>>767400633
>>767400564
Rinse every day, conditioner every three days. Good enough for me.
>>767400665
look at him in some vids like rocked and what happened from dope dod
>>767400354
>Never did see the point of hair.
look at this dumb fucking idiot pretending he's more enlightened not only than modern day standards of attractiveness but also millions of years of evolution
Any haircut that doesn't reveal the fact you're a lonely insecure fuck who over compensates by having a ridiculous edgy haircut
>get nice haircut
>realize it's fucking cold outside 6 months of the year
>wear a hat all the time, when not wearing hat the hair is all fucked up because of wearing a hat
>fuck it, also getting bald so just shaved it
There ya go, my life. Enjoy my fat fucking head.
>>767400008
>>767400354
If you have thick, luxurious hair like I do, going for the Auschwitz look is a crime.
>>767395171
...are you assigning Gender?
>>767400762
I'm not enlightened. Actually pretty dumb. But I honestly don't see the point of hair. It needs constant care not to look shit. That's wasted time and money.
Also already married so clearly didn't need it for that.
Also evolution? Yes, yes our hair is so fucking important. That's why men shave every day...
>>767400665
honestly is the shit
Tfw I'm too retarded to figure out what face shape I have.
>>767393518
if you are over 25 and your hairline isn't starting to mature you probably have very low test.
>>767401044
if you're 23 and in a sweet ass band. otherwise you look like an escaped carny.
>>767400894
I got freaking gorilla hair on my head. Can't get any thicker. But I shave anyways. Just get's in the way otherwise when I'm working and such.
>>767395235
Same. I used to have a skinhead when I was a kid, and it's super obvious that I have a head like a particularly lumpy potato underneath my hair.
Now I stick with short back & sides, parted on the left. Use a small amount of wax to hold the general shape if/when it gets blown out of place by the wind.
This doofuss wins hands down
>>767401239
thick & luxurious != gorilla hair
>>767400367
The shin ones are probably from wearing tight pants. I have bald spots on my knees, because I pretty much always either wear suit pants or jeans.
>>767388296
I love how these threads ALWAYS have overvocal babies complaining how "gay" these hairstyles are, when there's genuinely lots of men getting pussy with this. I bet each one has a super plain, boring style and feels threatened. If you don't like something why do you have to cry so hard about it?
That said, go for a pomp like this
>>767401218
>This is what balding faggots tell themselves
Lel, enjoy the breeze on your fivehead.
>>767400429
>>767400470
>>767400473
ever heard of lukewarm water? it's pretty good
>>767388594
very related:
>>767391175
>>767395573
That's more of a headcut than a haircut
>>767401524
Gay men can get pussy anytime they want. They're still fags.
>>767401685
lolwat
>>767395573
yeah, just get the barber to slam a damn hammer in your head
>>767401815
You must not know any faghags. They'd bed their orbiting fags so fast I assume half of all assbandits are faking it to score tail.
>>767394394
business in the front, party at the back
>>767402102
k den
>>767389534
unless you're fat. then you'll look like a cantaloupe
What's with all the yee yee ass haircuts?
>>767403248
>yee yee
leave countrynigger
>>767393857
i asked for picrel and ended up with this Joji cut. dumb bitch took wayyy too much off the top. she cut off at least 3 months worth of growth. it's not a bad cut, it's just not what i asked for.
>>767395111
I would kill for hair like that.
>>767403573
Kurt Russel is a god amongst men.
>>767400137
Looks fucking awesome dude
>>767403747
You Sir are correct.
>>767397399
Underrated
>>767400137
Photo?
I think it would look interesting.
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