Fucking reddit hate thread
My wife goes on there and post shit for sole purpose of getting 'up votes'
She'll post our dog
She'll post our garden
I had to draw the line when she wanted to post our baby, because fuck a bunch of strangers looking at our kid
She'll even quickly jump on there if there is a news story to try and be the first to post it
I ask her why and she tries to downplay the up voting thing but I watch her and she is forever checking her up votes
I was looking on there with her today, and the up voting thing is such a disease that people are even going for the pity up vote
'My father died 12 months ago today...'
'I'm cured of cancer...'
'My husband left me but I'm a strong woman...'
Shit made me cringe hard
That site is a disease but no where near as bad as /b/. We still keep our status.
They are just a bunch of circle jerking normies.
>>767382878
degenerate wife, divorce
>>767382878
Your wife is cancer
There is only one cure for cancer
>>767384056
This.
She is clearly a lost cause OP.
>>767382878
Kill her anon, if you think about the divorce and when you're not with the baby she'll post him in that shit place your son is in danger, just kill the damn bitch.
Op, kill her.
Log into her account and get her banned wherever she posts shit
>>767384056
>>767384171
>>767384194
>>767384310
>>767384542
Such extremes, just constantly berate her for it instead. Eventually she'll get tired of it and keep her shit posting a secret preventing the need for up votes or just out right stop
>>767382878
Here, have my upvote!
Maybe you should give her the attention that she wants instead of letting strangers give it to her
>>767382878
Here, have your (you). She seems to like attention that you're not providing. >Hotwife when?
>>767384696
I like this idea. Can I hide all traces of my actions?
She's pushing one million up votes so she's gonna be pissed if I do and get caught.
>>767384856
>>767385018
id need to go into the kitchen if I were going to give her attention. Fuk that gay shit.
>>767385090
No, your account has a log of when it was logged into, what IP address, and on what device you can access in the settings.
You can send her weird PMs though, I guess.
>>767382878
>That site is a disease but no where near as bad as /b/
They're not making people fill out skynet captchas every 20 seconds. Just face it, 4chan is the worst site on the entire web.
If your wife is getting her dopamine hits from the Internet instead of your dick you're doing it wrong.
i get on there for mlb the show
>>767385206
I could secretly talk dirty to her via fake account
Then get her talking dirty back and destroy marriage
Could also work
>>767385355
I'm a mothafuking catpcha machine
>>767385355
I tried to upvote this.
>>767382878
This is worth complaining about? You got it good, dumbfuck, so shut up.
>>767385560
Dont make me go into it anon. But yeah you have a point atm
>>767385206
this
Start stalking her with the information she has uploaded.
the state, the city if she hasnt tell some shit about ip tracing.
Then tell your "Rex" is such a good boy.
You indeed have a beautiful garden and make a picture of it then send it to her.
all from an anonymous user, she will learn the lesson.
>>767385723
I was complaining more about how people go for the pity up votes talking about dead loved ones, but this is /b/ so my wife got brutalised
>>767385820
Oh fuck this is glorious, but I couldn't do that to her. Women are such fragile pieces. She'd flip.
>>767382878
It could be worse. My ex wife was a Tumblr feminist.
>>767385978
Be there when she falls and slip your cock into her crying mouth.
>>767385978
and delete her reddit.
You can be less creepy and you are able to control her actions and emotions with the whole situation.
Maybe she will be a better mother for the child, talking about privacy on the internet and so on.
>>767386419
this
She will probably cling more to you after "united hardships".
>>767386419
>>767386451
Both exceptionally strong cases for taking affirmative action here.
>>767386029
Oh jebus, you poor man. I bet she still believes you are the sole reason for all the current problems in her life, too.
>>767386029
How did you kill her?
>>767386755
Nice try FBI.
>>767385820
There's a fine line between encouragement and creepy, and you want to be sure both feet are over that line. You don't want her to think she has a secret Reddit admirer.
>>767386780
Kek
>>767386814
I'd have to take that secret to my grave. Even for all the keks that would be had, I don't think it'd be worth it.
or even better ask a friend to make photos of you and her in the same picture when you are leaving the house so she will never even think about that it is you
Good fucking god. What is it about "anonymity" that brings out the retarded sociopathic murderer in so many of you fucking idiots? OP, here's a revolutionary idea for you to try: Talk to her about what she is doing and why it bothers you. But don't stop there. You clearly have serious issues of your own if you regard /b/ as some kind of fucking sanctuary. If your wife jerking around on Reddit truly bugs you that much you don't have to stay married to her.
>>767385355
I fill out captchas wrong all the time because I’m worried it’s being used for more than just bot spam prevention. Bots spam this place daily so idk how the captcha helps at all.
>>767387480
>>767385355
>2018
>not having a pass
>>767387208
It doesn't bug me much, truly. I've said that. The up votes is an addiction, sure, but it fucking beats an addiction to my credit card, which thankfully she doesn't have.
What bugs me is the people who use the passing of dead loved ones for the sole purpose of getting easy up votes. What is wrong with those self absorbed fucks?
>>767387187
I'm making notes of this golden sage for the day when I am so utterly bored that I put the ultimate troll on my own wife.
>>767385820
Lol...
Take my upvotes interweb stranger.
>>767387847
>spending any money at all on this website
Yeah dawg going to have to hard pass on that one, keep giving mook your shekels tho
>>767388041
>$20/year
What's it like being poor?
>>767387979
">>767385206
this
Start stalking her with the information she has uploaded.
the state, the city if she hasnt tell some shit about ip tracing.
Then tell your "Rex" is such a good boy.
You indeed have a beautiful garden and make a picture of it then send it to her.
all from an anonymous user, she will learn the lesson."
EDIT: thank you for all the support and upvotes, You all made my day, I cant believe this.
>>767385820
And tell her she'd smell nice in 'x' perfume and then leave it in the bathroom the following week.
Also start talking about the baby as if he thinks of it as his own.
>>767388176
>He fell victim to the captcha extortion racket and is now rationalizing that getting screwed over by datamining alphabetniggers is what he wanted all along.
What's it like to being mentally poor? It must be torture.
>>767388176
It sucks dick anon, give me a pass and I’ll use it to it’s full extent. I’m /b/rowsing for hours a day and complete hundreds of captchas
