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>>767379693
I'm here.
>>767379381
No, i know what you're trying to explain, that's more or less the issue. I think it was Ayn Rand who proposed this kind of wild selfishness as a virtue, i may be mistaken on that. I can see the merits of the whole thing, but it is a little too all encompassing for my tastes. It puts really odd circular rationals to things that should be relatively simple otherwise. I suppose that's just my opinion though.
>>767379527
Liar. I'm the last sane person, so it can't be you.
>>767379595
While i enjoy my armchair psychology, i'm not going to even pretend to diagnose someone i've talked to for all of 2 minutes.
Good morning.
Always.
>>767379788
>While i enjoy my armchair psychology, i'm not going to even pretend to diagnose someone i've talked to for all of 2 minutes.
Diagnose me then uwu
>>767379917
friend <3 how are you feeling today?
>>767379960
you have gay
>>767379997
Is it fatal?
0 still here
>>767380052
you only have 8 left to live
>>767379788
Fair enough indeed. I have had quite a number diagnose me in the past, only to take those back and give me other traits.
All I can say is that I probably have legit autism or something. I terrify or annoy others to the point it is impossible to really bother with me in reality. At least text can't get too bad.
>>767380122
What a lovely thought
who wants to be my friend
>>767379996
Doing better, but arms screaming in pain again
>>767379693
Hey suwusan
>>767380297
not sure if cute or lewd
>>767380297
haha
>>767380255
Delete account.
>>767380338
it'll be worse tomorrow, I bet. rest them well.
>>767380466
add me and show me how
>>767379960
Depressed, though i think that's being medicated, and a little neurotic, but that's about it.
>>767380146
Sounds more like some problems with early childhood socialization rather than autism or anything, from my small amount of interactions with you. Not really a disorder, just something that you need to learn to overcome.
Again, not a credible source.
>>767380615
Oh! Me next! Whats the verdict doc?
>>767380615
That is a fair enough assessment. Not sure how to overcome it; my personality means I often draw abusive and manipulative people to further hurt me. Plus normal society shuns me as a mockery.
Dear god I'm starting to hate twitter. Every time I go on there it's just a bunch of idiots screeching about something minor like a vegan buying a crying kid a dairy ice cream cone or some girl wearing a chinese dress to prom
>>767381127
>Going on twitter
>>767381191
I like to follow youtubers and streamers I watch. Plus some of the memes that pop up are good
>>767380914
Haven't interacted with you a ton, so again, this is useless.
Rather narcissistic and extremely disagreeable. It's possible that there's an anti-social disorder, but i've not seen anything too credible to point to that.
Main diagnoses: internet edgelord.
>>767381096
Ehh... I'd probably have to actually meet you in some respect to understand the issue, no i'm not advocating doing that. It might just be something simple like having to learn particular social cues or rules to avoid giving off a negative vibe. I don't know what the problem even could be, much less how to fix it.
You seem reasonably intelligent, and experience a normal range of emotions and understanding, so that's why i'm doubtful of autism, but with autism being such a wide umbrella, it's hard to say what is and isn't in it these days.
>>767381641
what's with the knowing attitude today?
>>767381732
My dog died. This is my stupid way of venting.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767381843
emotions are a hard thing to deal with indeed
i hope you get better soon
>>767381641
Thats about as good as a first impression can get, well done kid
>>767381641
What is my diagnosis?
Am sad
Send help pls
>>767381843
ah, shit. that's rough.
>>767382086
mind talking about it?
>>767382084
Cute
>>767381843
F
Sorry for you loss
>>767382196
Please do not call me that.
>>767382268
Okay. Welcome back
>tfw your waifu is in love with another character
How do you guys deal with it?
>>767381909
>>767382225
Thanks.
>>767382084
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Silly hat?
>>767382095
I've been expecting it for a while, i thought i was more ok, but apparently not. Oh well, who can blame me.
>>767382413
it comes in waves, there's never a way to be really prepared
just take it at your own pace
>>767382174
This is gonna sound weird but
I want my own version of Mwee-chan.
>>767381641
I entirely understand, this isn't exactly something you can pass judgement on in two seconds and it be exact. I tend to be very loud, very emotive. I guess you could say my flaw there is being far too intense for most people.
I thank you for the compliment, even if I question my own intelligence half the time. I tend to lack common sense and cannot easily comprehend the world around me. I am still trying to learn how to properly close a pizza box. It causes a lot of arguments as people around me assume it is just an act. Nobody even believes me to be this incapable, which hurts even more as I know I am.
A normal range of emotions and understanding? Intriguing... from what I have heard, it is far more normal to stunt all emotions because they cannot provide good judgement or be generally useful.
That wide of a margin definitely doesn't help. I just used to be referred to as a "turbo autist".
Regardless, I appreciate your insight, it means a lot that you put this much effort into me. It is really all I ask for.
>>767382333
Nice trips.
Don't know about your question.
>>767379693
>waifu thread
Please fuck off to hell with these stupid lame-o cancer threads.
>>767381607
Nah. Not rly up to it sorry
>>767382522
wat
>>767382484
I'm trying. Not like i have anything important to do, so i guess it doesn't matter how put together or not i am.
>>767382566
Well, i can think of a fairly simple test that might work, in regards to autism. In general, they have trouble with indirect abstraction. So if i were to tell you to imagine a church, can you only do that if you're picturing a specific church, or are you capable of abstracting what traits are typical of all churches and detailing that? Given what you said earlier about certain traits being typical of psychopaths, i presume you are able to do that just fine.
best
>>767379739
you left us
>>767383853
I'm in bed what do you want
>>767383268
>Indirect abstraction
I don't have autism. I relate highly to Monika. Her mentality is rather similar to mine, or at least the closest I have seen. I can vividly see a church, even though I haven't stepped foot in one. It has a ruined bell, moss growing over the structure, craggy and old brick. There is a weeping angel near a dried up fountain beside a ruined fence in a cloister. The church itself has long been sealed from the evil that grows within, a betrayal of God against those most devout to him.
Well, at least I know one mental issue I don't have.
Heyo
Rem claimed
>>767383104
I want my own underling who lewds other waifus and repeatedly says one cute nonsensical word
>>767384047
I don't know about him, but I want death
>>767384047
steam?
>>767384539
I'm not going to help get you there, sorry
>>767384645
I don't really use it
Good afternoon everyone!
Just wishin everyone a good day/night real quick from work.
Have a good one!
>>767385293
You too cute
>>767379693
id lick those feet
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Lurking for now
wanna fuck kaneki while he's wearing a dress
>>767385992
First of all delete account, secondly you're a nigger faggot.
It's too fucking hot.
Worse that I have to be active
>>767386400
I deleted it this morning but Discord said I had to wait two weeks for it to be deleted. People can still sent msgs but I won't be able to read them.
Nagatoro claimed!
Claimed!
>>767386556
Well hey there, nigger faggot. Got any dead dog pics for me?
>>767386746
I wonder what Nagatoro's feet smell like
>>767386854
despair and light mint
>>767386556
why this time
>>767386839
Gibb smugpussy
>>767386746
cute
>>767386830
whoa tits
>>767386839
why would have dead dog pics to give you? that's horrible
>>767387109
because you won't talk to me anymore
>>767387290
Come on, BC. Just post pictures of your canine victims.
>>767387115
Smugpussy machine broke.
>>767387303
i already told him it smells like despair and light mint
>>767387535
>>767387303
I want to smell those mint feet
>>767387303
she's really cute in this one, what's she from?
Speaking of dogs lemme go walk mine real quick
>>767387430
I'm not BC and I would never harm an innocent animal let alone a dog, I love dogs, my family own dogs all my life and before I was born. I would never even think of hurting them, they're like members of your family.
lol ur mom gay
>>767387664
isnt it dead
>>767387631
Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san
>>767387631
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100115668/chapter/mrs-chapter-100115700
>>767387664
Sure BC, sure.
>>767387735
>>767387763
thanks, expected her to be older
>>767387772
i love her assets
jk she's really cute
good morning? how're you today?
Awful lot of spineless little shits around tonight.
>>767388023
Sure, BC, sure.
>>767388056
You included.
>>767388056
Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors.
>>767388056
Looks like the homo fuccboi is back with his waifu Jack.
>>767388177
>>767388205
Fuck off.
>>767387993
她是可爱。我是好,但我不做想要做学校工作。
>>767388255
A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."
>>767388365
i'm not your mom so i can say from experience that you should probably do your schoolwork
just get it over with, you'll be thanking yourself when the time comes that you need that stuff
>>767388186
Kek. Rich stuff.
>>767388437
我是在做它,我只不做想要
>>767388570
that's a good way to deal with it i guess
so how was your day? you seem to be home quite early?
>>767388382
I am not like you miserable lonely autistic suicidal fucks in the slightest, nice implication tho
>>767388229
Kill yourself.
>>767388056
Jack a cute. Witch is shit though
>>767388756
In this same village, another little dog named Jack, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."
>>767388756
There you go, some good quality content of your waifu, homo boy.
where is bard
>>767387726
One of my dogs passed away recently and I miss her very much. I had her for 17 great years
>>767387763
I'm not who you think I am. You're new here and you're being trolled.
>>767388023
Yeah that's BC, I'm not.
>>767388480
hi brother
>>767388950
Come on, nigger faggot. Show me some dead dog pictures.
>>767388681
不更多类,只是学习天之前考试。
非常坏翻译, 我是抱歉。
>>767388056
Oh, jacks back
>>767389079
i will
>>767388950
how are you sono
>>767389087
i wish you the best for your exams
>>767388795
Fuckin' deep. How about Jack tearing all of those thousand maggots to bits and pieces because they are pitiful vermin, aye? I like that ending better.
>>767389159
>>767389079
>>767389448
what's the squid thing about? are you perhaps, a repeat offender?
>>767389448
post squid
>>767389781
what do you mean? Yagyu's spirit guardian is a squid, and it is also her favorite food.
>>767389891
getting serious enough that you're not writing in moon runes anymore, how should i take this?
what kind of spirit guardian is a squid supposed to be? does she get special powers in the games or something?
lewd loli
Quiet hours
>>767389035
That's disgusting I don't even know where to find something like that on the internet
>>767389170
Hi cute face <3
I'm hungry and tired... how's you?
>>767390631
im doing well
everyone has been so nice to me lately
>>767390631
>implying gore isn't a thing on the surface web or even on google images
>>767390703
You deserve nice things because you're a sweetheart face <3
>>767390760
I have no desire to even search Google for something like that. Its disgusting.
>>767390897
just make a new and better persona you're a sad thing to look at
我回答在英文因为我的中文不是好足够至传达那思想在中文
她做有特别功不少率
检查了
https://files.catbox.moe/k9s0gr.webm
>>767390897
yea i know i care for everyone so i guess its natural
youre really nice too though
>>767391092
Sono is my waifu though
>>767391153
You told everyone to fuck off a few threads ago, don't disappoint me.
>>767391153
.////. t-thank you haruhi...
people are lucky to have you as a friend
>>767391132
are you learning in your free time or are you actually in a course for chinese? why are you "practicing" here when all we can do is use google translate to understand?
>>767391324
yes everyones lucky because im everyones friend
>>767391240
cute waifu whats she from?
>>767391451
You must have a lot of energy to deal with so many people. You're amazing <3
>>767391451
ur mom
Gonna end up like the rest of these sad disappointments I see. Sod off, cur.
>>767391608
i stand by what i said earlier
>>767391551
yea its a lot to handle
Has anyone seen or heard from Gumi recently?
>>767391218
没有事情
>>767391446
Google translate is very good at running chinese into english, but very bad at running english into chinese. but I'm posting here because I can't read chinese well enough to reply to someone talking to me in chinese. On top of that I don't know any chinese people or chinese forums to shitpost on, and no one is awake in china at this hour anyway. if it's really bothering you I can just fuck off, but I enjoy it. I'm doing this in my free time because I have a really nice dictionary I've been neglecting for several months now, and it's actually surprisingly fun to use. Again, posting in english because my chinese is not good enough to convey this thought.
>>767391734
yeah
>>767391734
Gumi appears in the night, usually talks with Lain
>>767391677
You don't mind having so many friends?
>>767391734
Shut up, Gumi ._.,
>>767391759
Man I asked Rem to help me with Chinese but how he hates me.
Maybe he can help if you if he wants
>>767391836
Cute. Nice coat.
>>767391778
>>767391833
okay, just making sure he's okay
>>767391759
of course you don't know chinese places they block almost anything, you may get lucky on 2channel, they may have a chinese representation thread, but that's about all i could come up with
it's not bothering me i'm just trying to come up with reasonable things to say
>>767391861
no because they all love me
>>767391836
forehead > long hair
surprisingly
>>767391980
Its impossible not to love you
>>767392131
i know because im perfect
>>767392188
Perfect is the best word to describe you <3
>>767391978
谢谢你对于在回复在所有。 在写这些消息帮助建立词汇。
yeahna
>>767392264
That's funny. That's what I would use to describe you.
>>767392333
i'm far from perfect anon but thank you so much!
>>767392288
i wouldn't be here if i had something better to do, right?
i have to go now though, see you tomorrow
>>767392568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGBoRpehcsg
>>767392414
You're so cute
>>767392991
aw thank you
Are we Chinese-ing now?
https://youtu.be/AWtwzHCSLyE
>>767393086
not you.
>>767393174
Cuting so it seems~
>>767393382
okay, you're a cutie too
>>767392991
anon.. i blush easily..
damn now i'm blushing for real... stupid anon
>>767393549
*sniffs butt*
>>767393549
That just makes you even cuter.
>>767393489
be quiet trash
>>767393887
Aww.. you do have a soft side
That makes you so huggable
>>767393695
You're lucky my butt smells clean today...
>>767393704
It does not!
I honestly don't think I'm cute though.
>>767393377
Nice double dubs
Having Sono and Haruhi here is like being in a Zoo, after all humans do enjoy looking at lesser animals.
On one hand you have a dumb monkey such as Sono that tries to outsmart everyone but in the end fails, each time it'll try a different approach to get the banana that it craves so much. But do not let your guard down, a wild monkey is still a wild monkey and sooner or later it'll throw it's own shit at you. And then on the other hand, you have a Walrus (Or something similar-looking) that keeps moaning at you so you pay attention to it and feed it a fish. Moral of the story, both are nigger faggots lol.
>>767393887
https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs?t=5s
>>767394299
https://youtu.be/ncrrM4uKLFk?t=26s
>>767394356
You actually wrote that? That's pretty autistic.
>>767394647
Monkeys are cute lol
>>767394827
its funny how people hate bloodchan so much
oyasumi nasai tsuntsun
>>767394356
Kek
>>767394831
No. They are little annoying shits, just skin them alive and then burn them.
>>767395042
ahahah
>>767394356
New pasta.
>>767395042
And sell the fur.
Work sucks
Please kill me
>>767395526
Ask Sono he's a murderer in the making.
i shouldn't say anything but some of the people in this thread are the same person
>>767395588
How do you know?
>>767396256
Oh really? We totally didn't know that already.
Waiting for Sono to ask you who.
>>767395588
no hes not youre just bullying him
>>767396256
i dont think so
those are all just rumors
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
>>767397079
Ew Italians
>>767397192
i agree
whats your background
>>767397079
Cute
Oh shit Firefox is working again shit
>>767397192
Is Dean Martin Italian?
>>767397389
haven't seen that imouto in a long time...
puke
>>767397347
Iunno im like 70% iroquois
>>767397389
ew I don't even want to know
>>767397647
>Dean Martin
>ew
Imagined being this retarded.
>>767397647
Hello.
Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months and it turns out to be Sono. I feel sorry for their parents.
>>767397977
got em
>>767397895
What's up?
>>767397977
I'm the only one who cares for my parents out of all of my siblings. I bet they're happy they didn't abort me.
tfw can't get the same code like before
REEEEEEE
>>767398075
You mean, your other siblings have a life and or moved out, and you are still living with your parents and you consider doing basic chores taking care of them?
>>767398075
Is your mom being a little nicer to you? I felt bad for you last Christmas when you did all that cooking and she was being rude..
>>767398150
Its the other way around. My brothers live with my parents and I got kicked out.
They don't even lift one finger for my mom and dad. Fuck them
>>767398146
what code
