I’d rather________
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I’d rather________
die
>>767342423
look at a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned in two weeks, and that's one putrid sight.
>>767342458
/thread
Go bald and get cucked by a nigger.
Lick the shit skite of a toilet bowl
>>767342423
have that faggot Mike put his smug, uninformed punch-bag face into all of my videos, staining my legacy into all eternity!
>>767342423
castrate myself
>>767342423
do you really think anyone on /b/ nowadays is gonna know who this is?
>>767342423
have OP killed.
>>767342423
marry a bitch who been with 30+ and make that thing the mother of children who might be someone's else.
>>767342423
Stick up my head up the goatse guy's rectum than spend one more day posting on this shitty board.
>>767342423
eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill deer and down it with root beer
suck fish turds through a snorkel while cramming bleached coral up my assssssssssssss
>>767342823
who is he
rip my dick off. Yeah, have my bloody, flaccid, jiggly, fucking cock in my hands pucking my soul out from the pain of having removed half of my genital nervous system with one swift pull rather than putting up with more of this.
>>767342423
Shove a fistfull of glass up my asshole, eat a bottle of laxatives, eat the shit, vomit it, then shove it up m urethra. Than have hillary clinton be president.
lol poopy game bad
between AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic i think the biggest cuck would have to be NC, especially as of these days kek
not.
>>767342423
beat my meat with a sledgehammer, while taking acid in front of a giraffe having a seizure in the middle of a NASCAR stadium full of black people on Thanksgiving day during a Russian nuclear missile launch, targeted towards the United States!
>>767343467
I watched 2 minutes of the latter. The other characters called him by the name 'critic' what the fuck, that's not even a name.
>>767342423
Eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer.
>>767343691
Finally.
>>767343124
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
>>767343691
AND down it, not then down it. You lose, faggot
>>767343596
lol, he let some douche have partial ownership of the "Nostalgia Critic". moved the site, Killed the NC/brought him back bs, acted as lousy management, ran the site and the NC's name into the ground.
>>767343226
Then have Hillary Clinton as president.
>nope, that's just one step too far
>>767343856
He's the __________________
>>767343997
KEK
Doesn't he have a big fat hippopotamus as a wife like a good beta?
shake an Arab's hand. Have you noticed these Muslims hanging around in our America recently? I, mean, they are everywhere! Rape - Muslim. Terror attack - Muslim. Drug dealing - Muslim!
*pours beer down his throat
Enough!
OP is Daniel Maher
>>767344268
yes
>>767342423
play Cheetah Men
I want to put all of your asses on my ass
>>767344257
gucci gang
