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close your eyes and concentrate for ten seconds then post and I will awaken your sleeping power
1.teleportation
2.time travel
3.flying
4.shitposting
5.immortality
6.x-ray vision
7.super strength
8.jew
9.animal communication
0.super speed
dubs or higher and you're a wizarrrd
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Um...I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
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makes me wizard plx
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time travel pls
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>>767339783
g
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>>767339783
soooo i stand right here
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>>767339783
benis
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4 or 8 plox
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>>767340274
>of fucking course it's the superpower i already knew i had
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Awaken my poo
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Rolling for teleportation
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Check em bois
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Aight
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i r wizard

▲▲
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check below
im returning vidya tapes
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>>767339783
i already have all of these
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jew pls
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>>767340497
u let me down
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whoever finishes the line gets 20 bucks paypal
>another grave a dug another,
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>>767339783
Teleportation get
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Awaken
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>>767340528
OY VEY
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>>767339783
hope i get something good
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I wanna be a real boy
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>>767339783
i m a a a a a g i n a t i o n
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H
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Let's see this
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pls
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check my magic pls
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>>767339783
niggerbabies
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>>767339783
Roll
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>>767339783
Nuck Figgers
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>>767339783
Please
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Rollo
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>>767339783
concentrating
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>>767339783
Teleportation pls
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>>767339783
Let’s see
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UFOs exists now in the Military.
Sorry if that burst your bubble.
Check out that hole in north pole tho.
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Something mate
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yes
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>>767341555
checked for words of wise wizardy
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>>767341677
Sorry I don't even know how to about about to do what if that ?
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>>767341795
maybe
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>>767339783
wut
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Roll
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>>767341824
It was only a rumor I heard on TV referring to the UFO and its existence in the military.
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>>767341994
its real
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>>767339783
So does the candlejack thing work on every thre
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Ooif
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>>767342045
I saw a ufo, it was round and had lights all around the bottom. It hovered in the back window then I get a nerve agent. lul. I think it unleashed a underground war.
Miilitary HAS ALREADY GET THIS TECHNOLOGY ! It was only a rumor I heard on TV referring to the UFO and its existence in the military. So I dont even really know how to go about to do what if that.
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Rolling
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>>767339783
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Hoping for Jew. Could use the money
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they see me rollin
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>>767339783
>im gay
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>767339783
Go!Go!Zeppeli
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>>767339783
fuck robots
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>>767342878
Thank God it's not ww2.
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Uhhh...hello?
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>>767343073
hello
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>>767339783
I love bai coconut water.
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show me time travel!
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Ok
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>>767339783
Immortality
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>>767343554
God dammit
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Give super speed
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>>767339783
rolf
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rollito
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riggity rollem
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>>767339783
roll
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Why not?
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roooooooooooo
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I’ve always known this day would come
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H
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Roll
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>>767339783
Shingi Judfgment
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please god don't let me roll an 8.
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H
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>>767345486
Okay, now I have x-ray vision. How the fuck do I use it?
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Rollin
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Roll
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>>767339783

Hit me with them powers, I'm ready

Pls don't fuck me on this
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>>767339783
Pls pls pls
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>767339783
rolling immediately no concentration.
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>>767339783
Ok
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>>767339783
IM NOT picky
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ad
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>>767339783
rollerrinks
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Roll
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>>767339783
im sorry
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>>767345486
>>767345533
>>767339783
look bitch, you can't just give me x-ray vision and not tell me how to use it. Then it's ...well it's useless.
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>>767345934

Oh man, looks like the power was within me all along

Fucking cool bro thx
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But I'm just a fag
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>>767339783
Time travel pls
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Roll
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>>767339783
Super strength
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>>767339783
I can feel my power growing
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K
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Ass
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rolling for 5
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>>767339783
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it.
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>>767339783
pls
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wizard pls
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>>767339783
Jeff
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Immortality pls
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>>767339783
Wizard boi checking in
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>>767340224
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>>767339783
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>>767339783
Awoken
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>>767339783
ROLLING
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>>767339783
hope this is worth it
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>>767339783
rolling for jew-poer
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>>767339783
Wizard powers activate
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>>767339783
rollen
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>>767348840
nicht schlecht
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>>767339783
Roll
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>>767339783
roll
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Give me the power of Jew.
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>>767339783
I must know
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Roll
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>>767339783
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roll
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>>767339810
UHAHHAHHAHAHAHGAHHA THIS POST IS SO DAMN FUNNY AND RANDUMB!&!&!
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Watch me get shit
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>>767339783
1 or 2 pls
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>>767350335
Damn it you telling me I'm gonna live forever ? Shit now what to do to pass a couple of eons
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Gimme gimme
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roll
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>>767351348
fuck
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>>767339783
Roll!!!
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Y'all are gay
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>>767339783
>>767351483
Reroll
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>>767339783
Roll for super speed
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>>767339783
cum
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rolllllin
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>>767339783
roll
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>>767339783
Roll
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>>767339783
nigger faggot
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>>767339783
Uuuuuhhhhhh
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Let's go
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>>767339783
done
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>>767339783
roll
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>>767339783
conczentrated
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Roll
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>>767339783
Gimme mah powa!
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>>767339783
Ok
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>>767339783
Rolling
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>>767339783
Roll
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please no jew
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>>767339783
what will it be
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>>767357659
fuck i'm aquaman
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Check 'em.
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>>767339783
1, 2, 3 or death please.
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TFW no wall powers
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>>767357899
I can already talk to dogs. They are very comfy but have a very limited vocabulary.
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rell
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>>767339783
Shit in my throat senpai.
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jew get, oy vey
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>>767339783
Gimme some of that teleportation pls
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>>767339783
faggot
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>>767346305
I figured it out bro, all you have to do is not think any sexual thoughts at all for an hour and you can use your powers. You turn back into a normie otherwise.
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>>767358932
no man fapping gives you powers
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>>767339783
Give me my power my man
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>>767339783
rolo
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>>767339783
fight the powah!
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roll
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>>767339783
I WANT TO BELEIVE!!!
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There is no argument that 8 is the best one.
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Packing another bowl as we speak.

I'M GOING TO THE MOON!
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>>767339783
>SO.O He is behind of it?
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>>767359527
THIS $$$$$$$$$$$
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>>767359763
I tried smoking last week for the first time in over a year and it really fucked with my head. I went full 1st person and hated myself for every little thing I've done in life then tried to find the cameras in my walls. Going to avoid from now on.
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Rollin'
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roll
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Rolll
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R o l l
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negro
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>>767339783
gg
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Animal communication
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Rolo
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rolling for jewish powers
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>>767339783
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Rolling (this is way better than jacking off)
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>>767362069
kek
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get em
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>>767362069
And I get the worst off all, guess it's back to jacking then
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nigger
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time travel
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Yes
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>>767362144
>>>/pol/
it will save you
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>>767339783
Gimme something. I want immortality.
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I'm a fucking wizard pussies
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>>767362284
nah you shitpost and you die
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>>767339783
r
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