close your eyes and concentrate for ten seconds then post and I will awaken your sleeping power
1.teleportation
2.time travel
3.flying
4.shitposting
5.immortality
6.x-ray vision
7.super strength
8.jew
9.animal communication
0.super speed
dubs or higher and you're a wizarrrd
Um...I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
makes me wizard plx
time travel pls
>>767339783
soooo i stand right here
>>767339783
benis
4 or 8 plox
>>767340274
>of fucking course it's the superpower i already knew i had
Awaken my poo
Rolling for teleportation
Check em bois
Aight
i r wizard
▲
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check below
im returning vidya tapes
>>767339783
i already have all of these
jew pls
>>767340497
u let me down
whoever finishes the line gets 20 bucks paypal
>another grave a dug another,
>>767339783
Teleportation get
Awaken
>>767340528
OY VEY
>>767339783
hope i get something good
I wanna be a real boy
>>767339783
i m a a a a a g i n a t i o n
H
Let's see this
pls
check my magic pls
>>767339783
niggerbabies
>>767339783
Roll
>>767339783
Nuck Figgers
>>767339783
Please
Rollo
>>767339783
concentrating
>>767339783
Teleportation pls
>>767339783
Let’s see
UFOs exists now in the Military.
Sorry if that burst your bubble.
Check out that hole in north pole tho.
Something mate
yes
>>767341555
checked for words of wise wizardy
>>767341677
Sorry I don't even know how to about about to do what if that ?
>>767341795
maybe
>>767339783
wut
Roll
>>767341824
It was only a rumor I heard on TV referring to the UFO and its existence in the military.
>>767341994
its real
>>767339783
So does the candlejack thing work on every thre
Ooif
>>767342045
I saw a ufo, it was round and had lights all around the bottom. It hovered in the back window then I get a nerve agent. lul. I think it unleashed a underground war.
Miilitary HAS ALREADY GET THIS TECHNOLOGY ! It was only a rumor I heard on TV referring to the UFO and its existence in the military. So I dont even really know how to go about to do what if that.
Rolling
Hoping for Jew. Could use the money
they see me rollin
>>767339783
>im gay
Roll
Rolling
>>767339783
Go!Go!Zeppeli
>>767339783
fuck robots
>>767342878
Thank God it's not ww2.
Uhhh...hello?
>>767343073
hello
>>767339783
I love bai coconut water.
show me time travel!
Ok
>>767339783
Immortality
>>767343554
God dammit
Give super speed
>>767339783
rolf
rollito
riggity rollem
>>767339783
roll
Why not?
roooooooooooo
I’ve always known this day would come
H
Roll
>>767339783
Shingi Judfgment
please god don't let me roll an 8.
H
>>767345486
Okay, now I have x-ray vision. How the fuck do I use it?
Rollin
Roll
>>767339783
Hit me with them powers, I'm ready
Pls don't fuck me on this
>>767339783
Pls pls pls
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>767339783
rolling immediately no concentration.
>>767339783
IM NOT picky
ad
>>767339783
rollerrinks
>>767346131
how >>767346001
>>767345661
>>767343141
>>767342881
>>767342331
>>767341221
>>767341101
>>767340801
>>767340431
>>767340281
>>767340181
>>767339783
How do we use our newly awakened powers?
Roll
>>767339783
im sorry
>>767345486
>>767345533
>>767339783
look bitch, you can't just give me x-ray vision and not tell me how to use it. Then it's ...well it's useless.
>>767345934
Oh man, looks like the power was within me all along
Fucking cool bro thx
But I'm just a fag
>>767339783
Time travel pls
Roll
>>767339783
Super strength
>>767339783
I can feel my power growing
K
Ass
rolling for 5
>>767339783
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it.
>>767339783
pls
wizard pls
>>767339783
Jeff
Immortality pls
>>767339783
Wizard boi checking in
>>767340224
>>767339783
>>767339783
Awoken
>>767339783
ROLLING
>>767339783
hope this is worth it
>>767339783
rolling for jew-poer
>>767339783
Wizard powers activate
>>767339783
rollen
>>767348840
nicht schlecht
>>767339783
Roll
>>767339783
roll
Give me the power of Jew.
>>767339783
I must know
Roll
roll
>>767339810
UHAHHAHHAHAHAHGAHHA THIS POST IS SO DAMN FUNNY AND RANDUMB!&!&!
Watch me get shit
>>767339783
1 or 2 pls
>>767350335
Damn it you telling me I'm gonna live forever ? Shit now what to do to pass a couple of eons
Gimme gimme
roll
>>767351348
fuck
>>767339783
Roll!!!
Y'all are gay
>>767339783
>>767351483
Reroll
>>767339783
Roll for super speed
>>767339783
cum
rolllllin
>>767339783
roll
>>767339783
Roll
>>767339783
nigger faggot
>>767339783
Uuuuuhhhhhh
Let's go
>>767339783
done
>>767339783
roll
>>767339783
conczentrated
Roll
>>767339783
Gimme mah powa!
>>767339783
Rolling
>>767339783
Roll
please no jew
>>767339783
what will it be
>>767357659
fuck i'm aquaman
Check 'em.
>>767339783
1, 2, 3 or death please.
TFW no wall powers
>>767357899
I can already talk to dogs. They are very comfy but have a very limited vocabulary.
rell
>>767339783
Shit in my throat senpai.
jew get, oy vey
>>767339783
Gimme some of that teleportation pls
>>767339783
faggot
>>767346305
I figured it out bro, all you have to do is not think any sexual thoughts at all for an hour and you can use your powers. You turn back into a normie otherwise.
>>767358932
no man fapping gives you powers
>>767339783
Give me my power my man
>>767339783
rolo
>>767339783
fight the powah!
roll
>>767339783
I WANT TO BELEIVE!!!
There is no argument that 8 is the best one.
Packing another bowl as we speak.
I'M GOING TO THE MOON!
>>767339783
>SO.O He is behind of it?
>>767359527
THIS $$$$$$$$$$$
>>767359763
I tried smoking last week for the first time in over a year and it really fucked with my head. I went full 1st person and hated myself for every little thing I've done in life then tried to find the cameras in my walls. Going to avoid from now on.
Rollin'
roll
Rolll
R o l l
negro
Animal communication
Rolo
rolling for jewish powers
>>767339783
Rolling (this is way better than jacking off)
>>767362069
kek
get em
>>767362069
And I get the worst off all, guess it's back to jacking then
nigger
time travel
Yes
>>767362144
>>>/pol/
it will save you
>>767339783
Gimme something. I want immortality.
I'm a fucking wizard pussies
>>767362284
nah you shitpost and you die