Secrets thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Secrets thread
Met a women on Reddit. Smaller bbw. 15 years older than me.
Absolutely loves my cock. Only got a bj from her two nights ago. She wants to set up a milking table and go to town and worship my cock. She also has a sub she wants to let me fool around with.
I have never done anything like this before.
>>767339536
mom fonger car friend?
I don't use band aids on the left half of my body
have been friends with a girl for 3 years now, imagine her getting doggy dick knotted every night
>>767341006
Why?
i provided both the americans and israelis with the code framework for the STUXnet attacks
My dad would be real disappointed to know that I love to give head.
i want a sort of "friends with benefits" with my mother
>>767341731
Plenty more daddies who'll appreciate your enthusiasm much more than he will.
I cant stop hunting for teens wearing oversized bras in public. Especially the padded type. Its so common to be able to see their nipples at the right angle.
>>767342007
I haven't seen you for a while, how goes the hunting?
I shit post
>>767342132
Real good.
Followed a braless girl onto a bus today and stood just off her right shoulder when she sat down.
Had a clear view of her left nipple for 10 minutes.
What about you?
>>767342180
You too huh?
Jerked it to nudes my friend send me because I'm that deep in the friendzone.
I love showing my gfs nudes to random guys
Get the popcorn someone!
I found a girl I went to high school with unconscious, bruised, and obviously face fucked in the bushes at the local park
took the opportunity to jack off onto her tits and finger her pussy before reporting to the cops, added a few extra crimes to the original rapers case when they were caught
>>767342501
Hook us up brother
>>767341731
I am a dad, and bi
Found my neighbors, right, underwear in the buildings dryer, took them home and jacked off with them three times before returning them before she got back to them
>>767342759
10 other guys did it before you
>>767342821
probably, she's on the dance team, probably gets a train ran on her every football game
They won't take me alive. I guarantee it.
>>767342655
Kik?
>>767342296
I don't have the same hobby as you, but I appreciate it. used to work with a girl who had cute little tits and a thin frame, every time she leaned forward you'd get a glimpse down her top. I'd try to engineer situations where she had to pick things up off the floor.
we need to get you a camera so you can relive your experiences with us.
>>767342700
My dad hates gay shit.
>>767342894
yeah that's usually a requirement
>>767342464
>nudes my friend send me
>friendzone
If she sent you nudes, you aren't friendzoned.
Figure that shit out...
inb4 showers man.
>>767343025
Atleast I love my asshole trained
>>767342557
>jack off onto her tits
Real smart. Now you have your DNA on file related to a sex crime.
But anyway, this story goes straight into Things That Didn't Happen.
>>767343019
Some footage would be amazing but i find it to be too risky because A. A lot of the girls are already suspicious if i follow them and B. A lot of them are likely not 18. But a collection of all the nipples ive seen would be incredible.
>>767343163
who's showers man
>>767341436
Does she have a dog? Because I've been suspicious for about 2 years and are almost certain that my sister who is married is fucking their pet dog. I'm totally disgusted by it but turned on all at the same time.
>>767343304
i think he's in the new avengers movie
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. She put us all in a 4 person cell, and laughed "told ya!"
>>767343314
>>767342557
>put your DNA on file
>more charges
>if you get yours swabbed they will know
>>767343288
>A lot of them are likely not 18.
well obviously only record legal adults, we're all sensible anons here
>A lot of the girls are already suspicious if i follow them
I'm not talking you craning over them holding a DSLR. we just need to get you a keyfob cam or sunglasses cam or something.
>>767343427
it's been three years and nothing has come up about it, she got a good look at the OG ones before being knocked out along with them being caught lying under oath really stacked it against them
i pissed in my boyfriend's shirt drawer by accident because i thought it was the toilet and he defnitely noticed but neither one of us have brought it up.
>>767343640
Are you both guys?
>>767343414
Go away evil dogger.
>>767343314
no she doesn't which kinda makes me feel worse because it's nothing based on fact but just my mind bending reality into something that goes with my kinks
Full list of all my secrets
Made out with my sister
Had sex with my cousin (we were kids at the time, still good friends)
Fucked my neighbor in the ass and sucked his dick
I like incest but the thought of it with close family sickens me
I have a crush on my younger cousin (I do my best to avoid her because of this)
Fingered my dog on more than one occasion
Im into yiff and beastiality, but furries disgust me
I sucked off a friend at a sleepover( his dad caught us)
I forget a lot of doctors notes to get out of school
>>767343314
>Because I've been suspicious for about 2 years and are almost certain that my sister who is married is fucking their pet dog.
How do you figure?
>>767343304
hes an anon who says he showers with a 9 year old girl but he has been saying that for 10 years now.
>>767343639
>it's been three years and nothing has come up about it
Your DNA is now in a national database linked to a sex crime. Forever.
Going to be tough explaining that someday....
>>767343744
>Fingered my dog on more than one occasion
>>767343774
What the fuck dude. Thats been posted before
I'm still in love with my ex who cheated on me and tbh I sometimes wish I never caught feelings for her and just stayed friends, I really miss having someone that really gets me
>>767343863
>says he showers with a 9 year old girl but he has been saying that for 10 years now.
That's the nice thing about dead girls, they never get any older.
I've been fooling around with me ex even tho i already have another girlfriend just to use her Netflix account (i may tell her to fuck off after im done with Better Call Saul and Dask)
>>767343774
No one big reason just lots of little ones, I found out through a friend of a friend when we were talking about porn and bestiality came up he said you know who also talked to me about it, your bro in law.
>>767343976
*Dark
>>767343951
somebody else is cumming in her throat right now bt your still miss her....
>>767339536
Fucked a girl who said she was 19 but she was in the 10th grade.
I was 37 at the time. I still fuck her sometimes. She’s 20 now.
>>767343639
this >>767343869
if the police ever DNA test you for any other reason it's run against their crimes DB and you'll have some explaining to do.
somebody I work with got interviewed by the police because they had his DNA on file and they had a sample from an old crime scene that they could tell was related to him. they knew it wasn't him, they were just following the family tree based on the sample. the guy who did it was arrested for a 25 year old sex crime.
enjoy your brief freedom, OP.
>>767343869
then I just wont commit a crime involving DNA until the statue of limitations are up
it's been fine so far why would it become any different?
I become agitated when people speak Spanish even if it's their native language because I've been forced to take academic courses on it in almost every grade since elementary school and buying all the textbooks for uni has cost me hundreds of dollars. Tomorrow is the last one I'll ever have to take, and I cannot begin to describe how happy I am.
I have a 3 inch erection and I'm circumcised even though my parents were Catholics. I started reading romance fiction to cope.
I took a photography course at my uni as an excuse to photograph cheerleaders since I have a massive fetish for them. I beat off to this picture frequently.
I've posted the greentext of this before but I'll post the short version again because it pleases me to bask in the illicitness of what I've done.
I had an affair with my history teacher when I was 14-15. It was very sordid and exciting. I went on to become one of /b/'s most notorious underage camwhores the next year. From 2010-2011 my nudes were being reposted almost constantly; I could not check /b/ without seeing them in at least one thread, if not three or four.
Have a nice night.
I came in my sisters lube(didn’t mix it in so it was on top)
About an hour later she came home with her boyfriend. Our rooms share a wall. Jacked off listening to him rail her with my cum.
>>767344218
if your name starts with an M, get the fuck to bed you said you were going there 20 minutes ago
>>767344048
Yeah ik, I'd spit in her fucking face if I ever see her again but sometimes, in the moment, I kinda forget all that and just remember this girl that thought I was perfect and I can't help but miss that feeling
>>767344140
>then I just wont commit a crime involving DNA until the statue of limitations are up
PROTIP: ALL felony arrests include a DNA swab as a part of processing. Some places they do that for misdemeanor arrests, too.
Also, some government jobs with security clearances. Don't be surprised if private companies want one, too.
And never do an online genealogy test (23andme, etc0
>>767344140
Crime doesn't matter if you committed it, if they suspect you for anything and you allow them to take DNA, or they get a court order, they'll see that even if it's not connected to the other thing.
I kicked a puppy to death literally 9 years ago.
Wah
All women are pathological liars and manipulators, who punish and reward men, particularly, to get what they want.
The jews control all of the media, and have of their nature mendacity (lying) and moral particularism (feeling no compassion or care in the world but for oneself and for those who are in one's group - outsiders are seen as animals, felt to be non-humans - that is why well over 75% of #MeToo were victims of kikes).
the true purpose of the cia is to kill all white people - everything they've ever done has been a slaughter of whites (the cia is also OK with killing non-whites in the process, but they're not the target).
>>767344362
>>767344362
>>767344362
I've literally planned out how to murder my brother who has beaten me my whole life, never went through with it though... I still regret that decision
I fap with my moms dirty panties. Came in her lotion. Rubbed her toothbrush all over the tip of my precum covered dick and my balls. Fap to fantasizing about my 3 friends rough gangbanging her and I mean real, real rough.
>>767344443
>off by one error
>>767344320
Been there /b/rother, mines just a whore now but I still can't shake the feeling. We'll get through it though.
>>767344443
I mean, is she hot?
This one time at band camp I accidentally a 10yo flute girl with my trombone. if ya know what i mean...
>>767344590
Hot enough for me to do all of that
I want to confess that thanks many boys and the blackmails that they used against my sister to get pictures of her, a moment ago I just had sex with her, that's right, I just fucked my sister.
>>767343976
Hahaha. Duude. How much is a Netflix subscription? Definitely not worth it :P
>>767344942
0/10
>>767344276
But... That's how you get pregnant.
>>767340939
occasionally you can find some cool shit on the internet. I somehow got a fuckbuddy. she's married, but they're swingers. she's old enough to be my mom but I get to learn stuff from her
>>767344320
she never though you were perfect, she cheated on you. Best to forget the bitch because she never loved you.
>>767343385
G... Goddamn that's kinda hot. Didn't look up the video but like.. they make porn with that exact scenario.
Did you get wet at all looking at your friends pussies?
>>767345181
What've you learned?
>>767345437
It was humiliating but I think all of us got somewhat wet. I was wet and I think they could see.
>>767343385
That's really abusive. Sounds like she was having a power trip. Hope you're okay.
>>767344582
That'll be a great day when we finally get someone much better
>>767345325
You know, you're absolutely right, its just hard for me to admit it
>>767345571
Now I'm okay. I'm 100% sure she got off on dominating us.
>>767345629
Can we see your tits?
>>767345588
Move on anon, you're life will get better. One day you will find a girl (or guy) that will love you and finds you perfect.........
>>767345716
I'm not doing that
>>767345629
Course she did, four hot high school age chicks who wouldn't get off on stripping them down and making them reveal everything. Fuck.
>>767345510
where the clitoris is
how to finger a girl
what to do with my hands while making out. stuff like run your fingers though her hair, caress her face, etc. do something more than put your hands on her hips, waist, or ass
a few sex positions
pleasuring her is really easy because she knows how to get herself off and communicates with her body and word really well. apparently I have a nice dick, so that helps
>>767345915
Dude. There's a difference between porn and real life. Sounds like you'd get off on it because of your dick. The guard did it because of her power ego needing stroking, so she could feel big and powerful, rather than how small she actually felt deep inside.
Whether or not you get off on it, you should not hurt other people or use your position of power to exploit people.
>>767342894
Yea. Or not. She could be a decent girl
I knowingly fucked my blood related Auntie.
I was aware growing up that she did sex work / prostitution and i soon saw her details in the classified section of the newspaper (Aus fag here, people advertise for sex in the paper).
I started messaging her, talking about price whatever. I told her that i had a blindfold fetish and wanted her blindfolded throughout. I fucked her up against the back of her car and i remember whilst fucking her doggy-style looking at her and thinking about seeing her all throughout my life at family gatherings / visiting my little cousins, etc.
I dont know how i feel about the whole thing. Im worried it's going to fuck me up real bad one day. She will never know.
im fucking a 44yo divorced milf and trying to work on getting her two daughters involved somehow
>be young man.
>20
>(long time ago)
>parents not home.
>i am sitting in chair.
>she is sucking.
>tell her "dont stop"
>cum in mouth like in webm related.
>give her shirt to spit.
>spits.
>says it was a lot.
>pull pants up.
>clean.
>watch tv in room.
>parents home.
>"we brought food".
>eat.
>the end.
>>767346409
>"we brought food".
>eat.
>>767343730
get yourself a gf and talk her into doing it for you
>>767344158
U sound like a weirdo. Get urself a weirdo girl and dress her up as a cheerleader. Rock on
Comprende?
>>767339536
Unbeknownst to my wife, I've been training my body to become a femboy. I've been buying and riding bigger toys to stretch myself so I can easily enjoy the real thing one day. I've also started a "Male feminization" workout plan that focuses on making your ass bigger and perkier, sculpting your thighs and narrowing your waist.
My wife and I are together for about 15y now. She was almost 16 and I was 18. It was the MSN and crappy webcam era. We started by sending pics to each other and are now married and have 2 kids.
At first I didnt realize how big her boobs actually were at 15/16yo but turned out it was cup 28g. Im glad I could recover some pictures. We have a couple of kids now and her boobs grew to 30jj. We still take alot of pics.
However I prefer jacking off to her older pics every now and then.
I still drink, long after I said I'd stop. Sometimes I'm late to work because of it. I just wanna feel warm and forget being up to my asshole in student loans and credit card debt.
>>767346397
Doubt it
>>767346849
Yolo. Get weird with it
>>767346951
reported.
Once when I was 10 yo I caught my mom having sex with some guy late one night while Dad was out of town for work. Mom didn't know that I saw and I have never told a soul.
>>767347421
why have you not murdered your mother yet anon?
>>767347421
Should black mail to fuck her
>>767347460
Calm down Oedipus
>>767347421
when I fuck a single/cheating mom I try to do it in places the kids will see and hear us.
not into kids, I just like wondering how it'll affect them long term.
>>767347450
>>767347460
It fucked me up for awhile but then when I was 15 I found out that my Dad had been unfaithful also I was able to let it go and just blocked it all out and came to realize that my parents were far from perfect people and tried to live my own life without baggage from my childhood.
>>767347658
Any good results? get any strange looks?
>>767347709
maybe they have an open marriage.............. sucks knowing your parents are sluts
Leave me alone and don’t ever contact me again directly or indirectly, you fucking liar.
>>767347769
older kids tend to get out of there as soon as they realize what's happening. younger kids stare a bit and look scared or confused.
It helps that I'm into some fairly rough and degrading sex to start with. I like them to know what a slut their mom is.
>>767345915
We didn't just have to reveal everything. We had to show everything and keep it showing in front of each other.
>>767347785
No it wasn't like that I over heard a conversation Mom was having with a friend of hers about Dad and she mentioned it and she wasn't happy about what he had done.
i had temporary meth psychosis
never again
>>767341751
Kys
>>767347908
Do you ever ask them "what do you tell your daughter about me?" to see what's up?
>>767347940
>she wasn't happy about what he had done.
If SHE had done it, he wouldn't have to go elsewhere to have it done, instead.
>>767344218
somebody repost her nudes already so she can go to sleep
>>767348156
this
>>767348068
with dirty talk sure, shit like 'think about what your family would say seeing what a worthless whore you are, your kids will grow up knowing what a slut their mom is' and so on
actually asking her though? no. I want to keep that at the surface level.
>>767348095
It was a bit more complex than that I would imagine Dad worked away a lot and they both liked drinking which led to some stupid decisions it seems, that was the biggest take away from my childhood DO NOT DRINK! It will fuck your life up.
Really wanna fuck my niece so bad but with that body who could resist?
You don’t mean shit to me anymore
>>767348334
filename.
>>767347769
can confirm when I fucked this thirsty milf her 9yo was in the living room
she was trying to get her to go to bed and she didnt want to
through the movie she was jerkin me and then went in under the blanket and was straight up blowing me and the daughter was looking over while she was down there and I was giving her the eyes
the milf got up before the movie ended and put on a skirt with no panty's and came back under the blanket and backed up to me and I entered her for the end of the movie
she kept telling her daughter to go to bed and she wouldn't
I upped the pace a little bit and she was more firm for the daughter to go to bed but she was resisting
I just pulled her up out from under the blanket and started absolutely drilling her and she gave in
the 9yo watched me dish out a quality railing and pull out and drain it all over her back
shit was pretty cash
You’re all fucking disgusting
>>767348455
>>767348334
No file name
>>767348700
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>767348603
Moar?
>>767348742
true story. i knew a man who was having sex with his niece and his wife was ok with it. then she got married and moved out of their home, and that was it.
also, the wife was ugly. so it made sense.
>>767348775
Only a fool would believe that nothing here was true.
I really really want to fuck the ahit out of my cousin. She's 18. I think I might put a hidden cam in the bathroom to try and get a look at her nude. Woah my luck.
>>767348964
>Only a fool would believe that nothing here was true.
dont take 4chan too seriously.
also, i am a girl btw.
>>767341723
neat.
>>767349054
>also, i am a girl btw.
Tits. Timestamp.
>>767348964
I can confirm I am lying
>>767348967
you're implying people dont do that? are you that fucking ignorant?
>>767342501
Jbest774 snap me
>>767339536
When I watch porn I often imagine myself being one of the actresses. And I love it.
>>767349286
reported.
bumpp
Far less shocking than many in this thread but:
Recently discovered I have a major analingus fetish (with my wife) and now all I can think about when I look at her is sticking my tongue deep into her asshole. She still has a lot of shame-based hangups due to a lot of past abuse, so she has to get stoned before she'll let me do it, but lately I've been trying to come up with ways to make a "heat of the moment" thing happen so I can just go for it while she's sober. She only texts/messages me about it because she still can't talk about it in person, but she enjoyed it more than any other anal play we've tried before, so I'm pretty much certain I can turn her into an anal slut with this, and it's fucking me up
>>767339536
I have a feminization fetish... not sure whats this means
>>767349054
>dont take 4chan too seriously.
I've just had a 4 hour conversation on another thread. I've been here for quite a few years. A lot of the things you would think were obviously fake, are actually true, when you dig a bit and ask people genuine questions.
If you approach 4chan assuming everything is fake you miss out on a lot of what this site has to offer. Of course there's a lot, a LOT of trolls just trying to one up each other in edginess and fabricated stories, but there's also a lot of people coming here for connection and to express thing that they don't dare express anywhere else. Look for it. It's right in front of you.
>also, i am a girl btw.
Cool. Me too.
>>767348279
If my daughter grows up to be a slut with lots of guys before she turns 18 I guess my wife and I will have to have a grown up sex talk with her and being safe while doing it (can't exactly stop her) but I would love to reveal my wife's sex past to her and be like see "It's perfectly normal to be a slut, most women are at some point in their life nothing to be ashamed of just keep it quite".
I sucked my stepdads cock while he was sleeping
>>767348903
I fucked her for about a month, after the first time she said "lets not really do that I dont want to make it obvious"
so the only other time I fucked her with the kid around was when she was drunk as all hell one night we got home and were fucking in the bedroom about 10pm on a saturday night.
I heard the kid get up and put the TV on in the living room
I faked nutting in her and while she was passed out facedown on the bed I went out to the living room and the kitchen and took a big drink of juice at full mast
she was watching me the whole time and I said
oh shit sorry and went to walk back in the bedroom and she stopped me and siad
"no.. make it do the white cream shooting out"
and I put my hand on her hand and jerked it and nutted all over the floor
after that I pretty much bailed a week later from there and never went back
>>767342464
handle it
>>767349831
dude chill, nothing you said is weird or unusually. So dont let it fuck you up and turn your wife into your anal slut. You'll love it, she will love it..........
But i do have one question, what was the past abuse for her?
>>767349997
>I sucked my stepdads cock while he was sleeping
>while he was sleeping
>sleeping
No, he wasn't.
I banged my own ass with a fat end of a wooden handled tool while simultaneously sucking my knob when I was 14. I hit my prostate every thrust and eventually busted a huge load into my mouth that I swallowed completely.
>>767349997
Boi
>>767350089
I got him hard as a rock and he sat up and then I laid back down again and pretended that I didnt do anything
The best thing about my summer job is interacting with all the lolis. even beats out getting paid cash under the table.
I let a young guy we met when we were camping play with my passed out wifes pussy while he jacked off.
It was so hot that I still makes me hard and that was two years ago
My stepsister abused of me when I was 11, she first started by touching me and giving me blowjobs and when I turned 13 she forced me to penetrate her.
>>767350282
>The best thing about my summer job is interacting with all the lolis. even beats out getting paid cash under the table.
Swim instructor?
I want to have sex with my girlfriends FtM kid. He's(FtM kid) is a year older than me, and is always talking about sex stuff whenever he's around, whether we're alone or not.... I don't know what to do, my woman is going through menopause and I've been given permission to find a fuck buddy pretty much cause I'm half her age and horny as all hell most of the time. The FtM is on the other side of the country right now, but might come back for work again sometime this year...
>>767350080
Oh, I know it's not unusual, the only reason I'm posting here instead of just random conversation is because I don't have many people that are at that level of conversational comfort.
As for the abuse... She's only had one partner before me, and she had been planning on marrying him, except for the bit where he slowly stopped asking for consent, and eventually raped her when she didn't want to try something new. Read: anal
>>767350336
>My stepsister abused of me when I was 11
>she first started by touching me and giving me blowjobs
>and when I turned 13 she forced me to penetrate her.
That's not abuse...
>>767350393
WHy not? I didn’t want to do that
I'm 22 years old, pretty sure I'm either asexual or attracted to 4ish year old girls and it makes me want to cut out my insides and lay them across the floor. What a terrible thing to be attracted to. Fuck me.
>>767349958
you can let her know that without being quite that blunt.
a good fatherly attitude though.
>>767350441
Wasnt it good?
>>767350363
aww raped by anal, tough wall to climb over. BUT looks like you are already getting there. Easiest way is to make sure to play with her pussy too. Like eat her ass and rub her clit or make her do it.
>>767350531
Yeah just keep the communication lines open I guess, I think I'd prefer to know most of what's going on with her the only other option is to stick my head in the sand about it but I don't think that would be very helpful to her.
>>767350337
no, there's no physical interaction at all, just conversation and observation. young teens/tweens are also included but lolis are the best
>>767350282
I worked on a project for a summer camp as a surf instructor and so many lollies with skimpy bathing suits it was straight up ridiculous
>>767350692
yep. keep talking to her, don't act like sex is a shameful thing, and a simple 'you really do take after your mother' if you walk in on her deepthroating a guy will get the point across just fine.
>>767339536
I molested a younger cousin of mine for like, four years. sucked her pussy and assfucked her every day until we were caught literally with our pants down. Her parents put her in therapy when she was a teenager and she turned out normal as fuck. Married some idiot jarhead with the i.q. of a rock.
>>767350543
So far I've managed to situate her so that I can tongue her ass and lip her pussy at the same time, and that's had a pretty solid success. We've only tried it twice though, the first with a dental dam to kinda see how she felt about it (I figured safety first, and she was worried about bacteria) then when there was a positive reception, invested in an edible anti-bacterial lube. That led to actually going fully to town and hitting both, and an even more positive response, so now I'm just really really really hoping we get to go again soon. The biggest worry is pushing too far and fucking up the whole thing because of her past, and never getting to give her a rimjob again. Even so, it's all I can do not to just strip her, grab her ass, throw some lube on and go for it every time she lays down on her stomach
>>767350807
lol. If she does go that way I'd love to see the look on her face when she finds out about prude Mom "No you can't go to a party with boys yet" used to get up to.
single moms get 1st priority in job interviews
your experience and education doesn't matter
i catfish as 8 different girls and havent been caught yet
>>767351010
I'll bite, what did her mom get up to?
>>767350914
>it's all I can do not to just strip her, grab her ass, throw some lube on and go for it every time she lays down on her stomach
Keep doing what you're doing anon and she will be begging you for that. She wont remember the anal rape and just remember how much she loves you going to town and fucking that ass.
I put a few fake jobs on my resume so I can easily get hired into better positions.
Haven't been found out yet.
actually did the interracial cuckold thing with a girlfriend in 2013 when she was 24, I was 27. shes a knockout, gorgeous af, super slim, former fashion fit model so tiny tiny waist. small boobs but really round ass. I'm average dude, good shape, dick 5.5 at like peak hardness but usually 5 or slightly under cus full hard is difficult. first 4 months we had sex at least 2, upwards of 5x a day. six months into the relationship I 'accidentally' put cuck chastity porn on from xhamster. she doesn't like interracial, but notices im rock hard, so deals with it. best sex. becomes staple of our bedroom play. eventually get black dildo for valentines day. get another one in summer. shes not really enjoying it and it causes arguments. make up and following valentines she gets me a chastity belt, cb6ks. use it all the time in the bedroom as well as QoS temp tats. go to business conference to another city with whole office being put up in nice hotel. boss gives gf and I our own room since we didnt get a vacation that summer yet. bring sex stuff, chastity whole trip, fun nights roleplaying. last night of trip, hanging with 4 black friends from office smoking weed my hotel room. 3 guys 1 girl - best office friend. sex gets brought up somehow. gf rats out my fantasy, shows them QoS tattoo by her pussy. gf proceeds to strip for them, then blow them until they are hard. then tells them to do what they want with her. black girl sits by me and teases me while they fuck the senses out of gf. even get her to beg for anal and take her ass. they keep it a secret for a while and we continue to see them, always all three, never her without me, sometimes black girl there too. eventually one of them ratted out our arrangement 7 months later and the whole office found out. i quit my job three days later. four weeks after, gf dumped me. not posting pics of her cus fuck you guys this still really fucking hurts. yes i still jack off to cuckolding
>>767343744
>I sucked off a friend at a sleepover( his dad caught us)
explain
>>767351091
I think everyone does that anon. It's the only way to get a job.
>>767350760
yeah, i know what you mean, their dressing in general is hottt. these are good times we are living in. they are a glimmer of hope shining through the dark clouds of otherwise decaying society.
>>767350857
Seth?
>>767351054
We did swinging a couple of times and when she was 20 for about 3 mths she fucked an older guy in his 50s for cash, best slut stories I have on her, but daughter thinks she's a "square". lol
>>767351146
That's what being a cuck gets you. Let this be a lesson to other cuckheads out there. WOMEN HATE it because it shows them you are not a man.
>>767351146
what a loser
>>767350519
only option is to kys
>>767350857
>she turned out normal as fuck
somewhat ironically, you are the one who did not turn out normal...
>>767351273
I know you've got pictures of some of that, and in your position I'd be tempted to leave them lying around. for educational purposes.
or just do what I do and let her catch you fucking one time
>>767351410
If daughter becomes a slut I'd love for us all to come together and talk about it, wife's still not so sure on the idea, but it's a fantasy :)
>>767339536
I have been fucking my best friends little sister since she was 13 and I was 19.
I am currently 28.
Shes married and we still get together and hump once or twice a month.
>>767343976
Funniest thing i have read today.
>>767351565
>and talk about it
>it's a fantasy
sure your fantasy is 'talking' about it
I know a mocking jay is driving the death Star, pretty cool toy when you know how to tune it. hihi. But don't tell anyone, it's a secret afterall.
when I was 13 I fucked my mother's boyfriend to get back at her
>>767351585
>been fucking for almost 10 years
damn! im lucky if i last 10 seconds
what's your secret???
>>767350857
How old were you and her when you started?
I made my gf have sex with some guy who wanted to bang her so badly. Then I made her do it time and time again, anytime he asked her to, until he got so used to it he began to treat her like a whore.
At some point he got so confident with her he took her to fuck to his apartment when his friend was waiting there. She let the new guy also fuck with her.
>>767351048
if your ass was shaved I'd fuck you in that outfit
>implying it's you
>>767351731
did it work?
>>767344385
Interesting. Why does the CIA want to kill all whites?
>>767351585
What was that like when she was that age?
>>767351731
What were you getting back at her for? How was it? Did she find out?
>>767351797
it is me to some people
this another girl I do
>>767351696
You didn't understand. The fantasy is for it to all be out in the open with wife and daughter telling their whore stories and for it to be no big deal.
>>767351078
Oh I hope so. I could even do without fucking her ass in leiu of just tongue-punching her fartbox every other night. I already offered to become her masturbatory aid any time she wants to ask as long as I get to slide my tongue inside her, but between her hangups and rarity of masturbation (god I wanna watch her just one time, but she's too careful) and how early we are in this, no bites.
>>767351146
Fuck, sounds tough!
What's QoS? So many acronyms I don't know. Looked up chastity porn as well, and was hotter than expected.
i used to fuck my ass with my girlfriend's dildos after we would argue without washing them afterwards and laugh when she would use them next. she always got yeast infections and sore throats.
>>767351048
Why do you catfish?
>>767351742
I was like 11, she was probably 5 or 6, maybe 7.
>>767351885
pretty hot tbh, cant argue with that. imagine the stories that'd come out after a few drinks.
>>767351353
Says you. I'm actually a well adjusted adult for the most part.
>>767351754
this makes me so hard
>>767351831
It was fun. I was her first. Taught her a lot.
She was so fucking eager to learn. Total slut from puberty
>>767351997
That's what I'm hoping for.
>>767351918
queen of spades. it's a symbol that's used in that lifestyle that basically lets people know a girl is down for fucking black guys
>>767351309
she actually left because i didn't find another job. we continued doing the cuck stuff even after i quit and she left for about a month and a half until she got a new boyfriend. apparently they still do it too
>>767351991
Were you already exposed to sex at that point? How did she react?
>>767339536
i found nudes of my lil sis (17), now i can't stop fapping with her nudes
>>767352009
the fact that you are itt, much less even on /b/, destroys any of your delusions of social normality
>>767352136
yeah na, she left because of the cuck dude
>>767352079
She had never done anything sexual before? What do you remember most about fucking her the first few times?
>>767351976
it's mentally stimulating, an addrenaline rush, it's fun to feel attractive, to escape my own reality, and to learn about people. What i usually do is try to get guys to "cheat" on me with myself as another girl.
>>767351856
she was incredibly controlling of me, I basically lashed out in the most over-the-top way possible. I loved how much he was into it, but the sex itself felt underwhelming. he felt guilty and told her, they split up.
nowadays I actually have a pretty good relationship with my mom though.
>>767352246
also forgot pic
girl # 3 i use
>>767352182
>Le sekret autism club
4chan is just another Social Network at this point. Get real.
>>767352228
She had kissed a few guys before. But nothing beyond that.
The fear of being caught was massive. I would go to jail lol.
But it was just how she developed after a year into a total pro. Deep throat and rode dick like a champ. How cum was gross to her then she had to have it sprayed down her throat.
The fun of sneaking around and doing shit while people were about. grabbing her ass when her family was there. shit like that
>>767349958
Keep it quite what?
>>767352246
Huh. Can't you feel attractive and learn about people as yourself?
I've heard stories of people being in love, but finding out they were catfished. But what they were angry about was the lying. They were still in love with the person that'd shined through. I reckon there isn't a need for the catfish, you can just be yourself.
>>767352276
How did you entice him?
Since I'm 18 and i moved city, I've fucking my prettiest female cousin, who is 3 years older than me, we've doing it since 2015 and I've been her only sex partner in all of this time.
Now she's looking for something more serious and tell me we must stop fucking, I wanna fuck my younger cousin, who is 15, (6yo younger) but I fear jail. She's gonna be even hotter tho.
>>767352427
*Quiet. Sorry.
Do it just don't get yourself a reputation.
>>767352408
Was the tightness a real thing, or is that just a fantasy?
im a closeted atheist in a small christian town
>>767352476
oh i don't wanna love these people
they arent very smart
like ive made mistakes and still none of them have realized it
or they know and just keep playing along.
also im a guy who catfishes as girls im sure it wouldnt go down that way
>>767343896
Perfect
>>767352578
Tightness of her pussy? Naw. She was tight but it was just because thats how she was. ive had older womenw ho were tighter
The real thing is how firm the body and fresh it was. dat ass
>>767342962
just post thrm?
>>767352479
I'd caught him looking at me a few times already, waited until my mom was away one afternoon and he'd had a couple beers. asked if I could have a sip, then sat next to him and leaned against him. he tried kissing me almost immediately.
>>767352703
Hopefully she'll have a 13yo of her own some day.
>>767352843
Was that your first time having sex? What was underwhelming about it?
>>767350535
Nope, first time I enjoyed someone touching was with my girlfriend
>>767339536
Found a probably several thousand years old grave once, planning on returning to get the skull and keep it as a decoration or something idk
>>767353034
>several thousand years
i have doubts
>>767352964
I'd had sex with my boyfriend a few times, my mom trying to make me stop seeing him was actually part of why I was mad at her
it was underwhelming cause I was missing the emotional connection I had with my bf
>>767352929
I wasn't interested in her because of her age back then. it was her.
Secret? Well, I'm dating someone who's so deep in love with me I think she wouldn't have a point in living if I left. I dream only of other women. Girlfriend is 7.5/10, perfect in nature, obedient, caring - but I can't come to love anything since I had this super down too earth and mad crazy best friend connection with a ex who turned out to just be a slut and a psychopath, the end of our relationship sent me into a egodeath beyond any L trip I've ever had. I no longer FEEL love, like the bubbles or anything like that. So I can't connect. Now I'm lost in space, waiting for things to take their nature death route so I can bang sluts on tinder and fall in love with a bottle.
>>767353377
oh hey, it's me 8 years ago.
protip: get out now. It doesn't get any easier and you cant rely on things to 'take their natural course'
>>767339536
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1xR2jqxydg
>>767352033
It's quite a long story. It actually took me some time, but I slowly convinced her to be more and more submissive and obedient to him, and to please him as much as she could. Eventually I turned her into the sluttiest sex slave so he could play with her any way he wanted.
He "pimped" her with this and another friend a few times. She would go spend a few hours with the guys in some place, and she would drink and smoke with them while naked or in some lingerie, ready to give them blowjobs or get fucked whenever they felt like it.
It was actually very hot changing her first and then having other guys openly treating my gf like a cheap whore.
>>767353465
How the fuck am I supposed to break someone's heart like that sociopathic slut did to me man. Shits not right, but I wanted this pussy: I just wasn't ready for such a commitment from my gf. I'm a fucking basket case with BPD and GAD (diagnosed post slut, something literally snapped in me). Everyone tells me how good we are, how beautiful my girl is even when they don't know we're together. She's model material and I down play it out of sheer numbness. She's like a goddess for what she does but I can't feel a damn thing yo. But I can't hurt her. I can't do what happened to me onto someone else, especially since her parents are cokehead scum who steal from her. She'd kill herself.
I struggle with depression and often find myself in a dark place but am too hard headed to seek out help. Also I choose to smoke weed and do cocain to help rather than antidepressants
>>767342510
Kek ikr
>>767353216
Was on a point where there was an old roman camp back then. Asked an ex teacher who's ALOT into archeology a bit about it. Turns out that romans apparently used wooden planks for their graves, while that one was made with just sorta plate like shaped stones. They definitely didn't have advanced tools either, from looking at the stones... some bones started to crumble to dust too
In design, using the stencil, testing the colors, the tattoo looked great. When he was done and now that it’s been four days I absolutely hate the tattoo and I feel like an absolute fucking idiot.
>>767353377
Holy shit i feel like im the one who posted this but i have schizophrenia and not bipolar 1 and gerd or whatever else you said
>be me
>17
>got tail buttplug for my gf
>its in my house due to her being scared that her parents are gonna find it
>one day get accidentally put more weed in to my bong
>get really high
>get horny as fuck
>get curious
>teke the tail buttplug
>take lube
>put the plug in my ass
>HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.jpg
>hurts but not too badly
>hind of hot
>start to jackoff
>tail tickels by balls
>feels good
>cum
>pull the plug out
>mfw realization what I just did (pic rel)
>feel like shit
>pretend it never happend
This is my first time telling anybody this. I sucked off my best friend when i was 13 and i have hated myself for it ever since ive never done anything gay since then but i feel like it fucked me up :/
Pic not related
GET THE STRAPP
bumpp
I miss QG.
Cam chat fapper here. Bit late to the party.
>>767355564
How are you doing tonight anx?
>>767355642
Bored, lonely, numbed on meds. You?
>>767350535
>>767354951
U have the g a y
>>767355713
ah, the classic /b/ mood.
business as usual at this end I'm afraid.
>>767355796
We are a boring bunch, aren't we?
>>767355851
I might be, but you seem to lead a fairly exciting life on occasion
>>767356025
If you consider a daily routine of depression, work, depression, one-off Tinder dates and depression exciting...
>>767356098
when you put it like that it doesn't sound that exciting, I admit. but knowing you, the tinder 'dates' have some more fun elements.
There's a care unit type place near my house where neet chav little fuckers go to school or what ever. Basically the scum who get kicked out if school. They hang around near my house when they let them out.
>alleyway next to my house
>group of teen girl hanging around
>ask me to get cider from the shops as they're under age
>what do I get for this
>chubby one steps forward and says she we show me her tits
>take their money and get them 3 litres of cheap cider
>return
>out pops TYFTTs big and round with pink puffy nipples
>boner.JPEG
>pull cock out over waistband and start to fap
>couple of them in the group are like OMG
>girl with tits out smiles and giggles a little
>I nut across the floor it lands just at her feet
>she's still staring at my dripping cock
>some of the other girls still giggling
>say thanks to chubby one
>360 walk away
Get home and wife is like, you look flushed. Dunno what your on about luv.
Saw the girl the other day and she just smiled at me
>>767356219
Not really... calling them dates is an exaggeration. I feel more lonely after than before. I feel like crying but the meds numb my fucking mind I can't even cry.
>>767356391
okay that doesn't sound the most fun. do you want to talk?
>>767356490
I'd just whine :[ what's new with you?
>>767356904
whining is fine in moderate doses if it helps at all.
The main thing with me is being swamped in work at the moment. Massive business expansion can be fun.
>>767357025
Whatcha doing on 4chan then?
>>767357251
I couldn't leave you here all by yourself, could I?
I find mixing about 85% work with 15% other makes it much more pleasant
>>767339536
I caught my dad cheating on my mom.
I work for him. I've spent my adult life studying and working towards being his right hand. I left my gf of 5 years because I had to move back home to start working for him after law school. I would have killed someone if he had asked me too.
And it was all a lie. Just a façade. He never really cared for my mom. He always had lovers on the side while making her work her ass off to keep our house clean and raising me and my siblings, on top of working.
I never really felt this kind of disappointment. My dad is short of famous where I'm from, so people often aproach me just to get access to him. I used to feel proud about it. I could see where his success came from, the work he did to achieve it. I felt proud of being associated with him, never really questioned my loyalty towards him until now.
It's been 3 months since I last talked to him, have only left my house for groceries. I don't even know what I want to do now.
>>767357355
No, you couldn't!!
>>767357471
exactly. can't let a little thing like you out by yourself, who knows what might happen?
>>767357582
Probably nothing good
>>767339536
I'm 18 and have a fantasy of wanting to watch someone dominate my str8 mates in front of me. To help me get off I share their hot pics with tons of random guys on snapchat lol
>>767357606
Bad things will happen to you either way, they'll just be more enjoyable bad things with me.
>>767357651
I know
>>767350519
> I'm 22 years old, pretty sure I'm either asexual or attracted to 4ish year old girls and it makes me want to cut out my insides and lay them across the floor. What a terrible thing to be attracted to. Fuck me.
I’m twice you’re age and have the same attraction. I agree that it sucks, but I want you to know you can have a happy, fulfilling life anyway.
My life has been much harder because I stupidly downloaded CP when I was about your age. Even though I have a criminal record I have had a good life and lots of friends that know about my attraction and my crime.
If you are tempted to look at illegal images or act out yourself, seek help from a therapist. You can find one who will be happy to offer confidential help.
Best wishes, Anon. It’s not an easy life, but it’s not near as bad as you think.
>>767341723
Sublime3? Cool story, bro.
>>767357872
that's what I like about you, you've got a good grasp of where you belong.
so what's on your mind tonight aside from being bored and sad?
>>767343385
Two options.
A) She treats you in a gentle manner.
B) She makes that day a nightmare to remember.
Which option will most likely deter you from breaking the law?
>>767357962
I was on a date yesterday night and I messaged him earlier today and he hasn't responded yet. He read the message though. I just asked him how his day was how did I ruin this already
>>767351991
> I was like 11, she was probably 5 or 6, maybe 7.
What age pussy is the best pussy?
>>767358151
was it a date, or a hookup? are we talking a nice dinner or did you suck his dick in the carpark after a burger?
>>767358249
Hookup
>>767358315
then you didn't fuck anything up, you just misunderstood the expectations. he's not in it for smalltalk, he'll message you when he needs a slut to be balls deep in.
>>767358453
I understand that but I only asked how his day was, is that even too much
>>767358571
yep, he already got what he wants and he doesn't want to waste time/lead you on. You'd get a different result if you sent a nude and said you couldn't stop thinking about his delicious cock.
If you need that from him, you need to get it out of the way before you're on your knees.
>>767358845
I'll try that tomorrow
