ITT: Name me characters that can beat Thanos in a fight.
Ben 10
One punch man
Goku
Shaggy
>>767330761
Cory
>>767330989
Shaggy blanco?!?!?!
antman could just crawl up his ass whiles he's taking a shit and then expand inside him
Bruce Lee
>>767330761
The manager of CGI
https://www.cbr.com/thanos-15-times-the-mad-titan-was-defeated/
>>767331058
You underestimate the power of a Titan's sphincter
>>767330761
Comic Book Versions, Thanos without infinity gauntlet.
classic dr. strange
trion juggernaut
world breaker hulk
Sentry
Phoenix
Maybe Gladiator ?
Galactus
All of the super god like character likes The Living Tribunal
Maybe the silver surfer
Maybe Apocalypse.
thats Marvel.
>>767330761
Why's he got grill marks on his grill?
Madara Uchiha
>>767330761
Yo, what up in this thread?
>>767330761
DEADPOOL BEATS ALL
>>767330761
>>767330761
>>767330830
>>767330910
>>767330975
>>767330989
>>767331029
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>>767331093
>>767331103
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>>767331505
*blocks your path*
>>767331560
>Assblasted because Thanos is now a proven bitch.
Saitama, One Punch man...no contest bro
>>767331505
Dr manhattan
>>767331560
>>767331606
don't be a nigger
>>767331202
Or Nebula when he does have the infinity gauntlet.
>>767330761
>>767331606
*Blocks you path*
*Notices buldge* OWO WHATS THIS?
>>767330761
sans undertale is strongest of all
Our Lord and Savoir Jesus Christ
Horus.
>>767330761
Squirrel Girl beat thanos.
Technically Thor should have been able to in the movie, since he was King of Asgard and was King Thor instead Ultimate Thor.
A crowd of Bigass animals
>>767331938
I heard he's quite the fag these days XD
>>767330761
Galactus.
Gotcha journalism.
Superman Prime
Yup. Dr manhattan would make 20 of himself and gangbang thanos with his blue dick. With or without the infinity gauntlet
>>767331884
Good taste.
>>767330761
Thanos have no chance againts Gold Experience Requiem.
>>767331029
ONLY if he is in the house. otherwise he is powerless
>>767331909
That's an MTG card with the ability "You can not lose the game, your opponent cant not win the game"
>>767331029
Fuck your 10 year old nigger meme
>>767330761
the hulk, he has unlimited power
>>767331029
>>767330761
Mickey Mouse as the avatar of Disney. Can anyone just shop Mickey ears on Thanos since Disney is clearly killing the franchises?
>>767330761
>>767331058
kek
>>767331789
>>767330761
that one marvel character that's like literally god who also created the universe
>>767332463
...spoilers...
Nemesis, the being the gems came from.
>>767330761
Silver Age Superman
>>767332704
The One Above All
>lose the game
>win the game
>the game
FUCK
>>767331560
(you)
>>767332704
they always have to have that one guy who nobody can fuck with. of course, it's weakness that makes characters interesting.
>>767330761
Kratos
jack sparrow
>>767331560
No one thinks you're funny
>>767333082
>"ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OYLMPUS!"
>>767330761
In Marvel one on one no one. In the movies Caption Marvel will be John Cena to vs a WWE tag team champ team. They cant control the drive to do the SJW crap. Wait and see. She kicks his ass he gets help and runs away. Even though he has the stones shes to powerful and game over.
>>767331188
that feeling when you realize that vegeta will never beat a main story villain...
Rambo with M0 machine gun. Nothing can defeat him.
>>767330761
>this guy smacks your girl on the ass
What do you do?
>>767330761
squirrel girl
John Wick and a peencil.
>>767331560
KYS Faggot
>>767333119
Thia guy gets it
>>767331560
looks like it's an early summer this time around.
Easy
With or without the Infinity Gauntlet?
Legion the son of professor-x
>>767333172
>"The Hands of Death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me. And you will not see the end of this day. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
>>767330761
Darkseid.
that mother fucker beat superman in a 1 on 1
>>767330761
"You never had me
you never had your stones"
>>767333314
smack his ass back
>>767333314
Bow before my new god of course.
>>767331202
Without IG, tons of characters can beat him
With IG, only a few
>>767331909
his music alone would break thanos's will
>>767330761
literally anyone in the justice league
Deathstroke, Saitama, Apocalypse, The One Above All. Deadpool beat him once. Well, Twice as a technicality.
>>767330761
krip can beat this drooling noob
>>767330761
Halo
>>767330761
bill cosby and 2 pints of his famous jello
>>767334482
the nigger above all, as he's known
>>767331560
You realize superhero movies are just Americas gay attempt at anime
>>767333346
>sha...
>>767334316
Are we talking with or without infinity gauntlet? Because Thanos without gauntlet isnt even in the top 10 strongest Marvel chars.
>>767334545
You realize Anime is just Japan's gay attempt at comics.
>>767334688
No that would be the anime books
>>767330761
>>767332867
Ohh god.. dude.. that doesn’t count.
>>767334688
I wish I could agree but comics are just dumbed down manga because America gets pissed if they have to think.
>>767330761
Undefeatable
>>767330761
Hulk in rage mode
Galactus, if he's eaten a planet recently
Silver surfer
Superman if you're crossing universes
Jean Gray/Dark Phoenix
>>767334545
never realized this before *__*
am i retarded?
>>767330761
beyonder
mr mxyzptlk
dark phoenix
many others
>>767334984
anime and comics are for kids and for man child faggots
>>767334984
It's a fucking cartoon, dude. You act like you're reading the Principia in Latin. Grow up, you fucking weeb. You don't have to suck jap dick every waking moment of your life. I swear.
>>767335170
Unless you're working, you're literally wasting your time like a fucking man child would.
>>767331289
How do you break a 'much' of a bone? wouldn't it be many?
Also, why would the guy on the right take out the group on the left?
If they fail grammar and logistics that hard, I'm betting they'd get their asses handed to them. Or just be lifted up by their little tails.
korvac the enemy
>>767335285
So are comics retard
>>767330761
read "thanos wins".
>>767335617
I'm not even the guy you were responding to. Obviously, comics are cartoons. That goes without saying. The idea that you're some big thinker because you read a cartoon with some boy-girl with spiky hair tossing lasers whilst flying through the air just explains why you're a fucking loser.
>>767330761
Don't underestimate the Son of a Shepherd
>>767336142
>mfw he’s absolutely right, I am a loser
>>767335301
>LOGistics
>>767330761
Al Buddy RB from Polk High. Scored 4 touchdowns in one game
>>767330761
The Russian from Rocky IV
easy
>>767331308
Agreed. Dr. Girlfriend would cause him to boner to death.
Or at least she would me.
>>767334984
There are 3 types of Anime:
>Weak guy acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more. Acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more. Acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more. Acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more. Acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more. Acquires power, beats an enemy. OH NO, new enemy is too strong, gotta train more.
Examples: Bleach, Dragonball, One Piece, Naruto
Famous quote: "You may have beaten me last time, but wait til you see my super ultra Mega beam cannon attack that I learned from le old hermit."
> Nerdy guy meets cute girl. Cute girl either
A) Is instantly in love with him or
B) Dislikes him, but slowly grows to love him.
Examples: Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, Fruit Basket
Famous Quote "Don't say such things" (Literally every single chapter)
>Cool Kid from the city picks up a hobby and becomes good at it (Usually through supernatural means), becomes le best card game player in le world XDXDXD.
Examples: Yugioh, Hikaru No Go, Slam Dunk
Famous Quote: "Urgh... in a tight spot here, better pull out my Deus Ex Machina card."
American Comics:
>Weak guy acquires power, doesnt know what to do with it, internal struggle, ends up doing the right thing, though he may have trouble making the right choices. American Hero doesn't always win, and occasionally even dies.
Examples: Spooderman, Daredevil
Famous Quote: "With substantial endowment comes substantial liability, Uncle Bean."
> Normal guy acquires power that changes his way of life, usually makes it inconvenient.
Examples: Deadpool, Captain America, Hulk
Famous Quote: "Man my life sucks, guess I'll just help other people hurrdurr."
> Normal guy with no powers sees something fucked up in the world and takes action.
Examples: Batman, Punisher, Iron Man
>>767335617
That's literally what he was saying.
Comics arent meant to be high class literature. They're short, entertaining, and ideally not too deep.
>>767337018
>Famous Quote: "With substantial endowment comes substantial liability, Uncle Bean."
any of you shitbirds even see the movie?
>>767336142
Your over thinking things. Have you ever read a comic? It's like manga but has no story structure and its always some dick with a gay backstory who magically gets super powers on accident, unless its dc comics. Then it's some dick who's parents got killed but some bats scared him so despite his parents getting killed he became his greatest fear in order to become fearless, a fucking bat, not a mugger but a fucking bat. Or superman who isn't exciting because hes infinatly powerful but weak to criptonite which is apparently extremely easy to obtain. Then you got your mainstream marvel comic fags who all have the same backstory that involves them getting powers by accident so they fight crime. Im defending anime because it gives me a new story and a little more complexity rather than some straight forward bullshit thats succesfull because its familiar and people dont like to open up to new ideas
>>767337218
>Im defending anime because it gives me a new story and a little more complexity rather than some straight forward bullshit thats succesfull because its familiar and people dont like to open up to new ideas
Moronic...
>>767337309
Oops, I meant, Ironic...
None of yall niggers said Asura. Dude killed God.
Angry Lindy could take anyone on.
>>767337433
*Skallagrim, oops, wrong meme-tier history channel
Lindy would still kill Thanos, provided he's French.
>>767337355
Please... every single fucking Japanese character has the power to kill god..
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>>767337218
i really, really enjoy watching marvel movies because reasons. but yea, you make a fucking good point.
also Saitama would wreck.
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>>767337018
You only reviewed the worst animes, in other words the shit on Cartoon network. Thats like if I used the Incredibles as an example to describe superhero movies
>>767337218
You're over thinking things. Have you ever read a manga? It's like a comic but has predictable story structure and its always some dick with a gay backstory who magically gets super powers on accident, unless its a slice-of-life. Then it's some dick who's parents got killed but some ho chucked a sword at him so now he's super strong. Or Goku who isn't exciting because hes potentially infinitely powerful but always loses, goes into intense training and then wins. Then you got your mainstream action manga fags who all have the same backstory that involves them getting powers as a gift so they can protect the world/their families/their girlfriend. Im defending comics because they gives me a new story and a little more complexity rather than some straight forward bullshit thats succesful because cringe weebs think anything Japan does is flawless in every way.
Batman because he's fucking Batman. He'll find a way to beat him.
Darkseid is literally a god that transcends the multiverse and infinity stones
>>767337610
If you had, it’d be an amazing descriptor if superhero movies.
>>767337339
I watch both but I watch more anime than superhero shit because I can actually get a good in depth story.
can thanos be parried?
>>767337806
>I can actually get a good in depth story.
Ohh the continual morony
>>767337895
Damn auto correct... irony...
>>767337610
I'm not saying there are no good Anime. Outlaw Star, Gantz, and Akira are top tier entertainment. But 90% of it is at least as boring and formulaic, if not more, than you accuse American comics of being. If those are on Cartoon Network, I wasn't aware. I don't watch a lot of TV.
>>767331775
Never underestimate the son of a shepherd.
>>767330761
Dead Pool, he kills the entire Marvel universe and Its creators at one point.
>>767337979
At 2 points. 3, if you count Night of the Living Deadpool.
>>767337218
>>767337665
tl;dr, you both hate mainstream shit but actually appreciate less known authors who actually go in depth in their storyboard, regardless of the medium used to depict their epic.
>>767337665
I think where both comparing mainstream anime to mainstream superhero movies. I just realized there exactly the same with different artstyles. I'll agree to watch some non mainstream superheroshit if you watch some non mainstream anime shit
>>767330761
Ultra Instinct Goku wins before the snap!
>>767338107
Er, no, not exactly. I don't mind mainstream shit at all, as long as it's *good*
Real talk, I don't actually read a lot of comics. The ones I do read have more depth than just bang bang beat-em-up. Most of The Punisher is solid for its depth. Deadpool (Way era aside) usually brings in some interesting stories. Jonah Hex is, in my opinion, the best comic book character ever written.
>>767337910
Do you have anything useful to add? You know shit talking people without actually making a point only convinces everyone that your stupid
>>767331249
Seeing artwork of the earth viewed from the moon always pisses me off for how big the earth is. One of the most important moments in human history is when Neil Armstrong raised his hand and blocked out the earth with his thumb. That's the real shit.
>>767338127
Not sure what qualifies as non-mainstream anime, but ok. Suggest me som dark, violent ones that aren't just about an evil guy being evil.
>>767338302
Look at that no one can deny it.
> Ultra instinct
Bwahahahahaahah!!!
>>767338522
No one cares to deny it, because no one thoughr you were serious.
Thanatos
Satan
My 12year old ex girlfriend
>>767330761
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
>>767338604
Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>767330761
Thor fucked him up
>>767330761
D. Trump
>>767330761
Adam Warlock Duhhhh
>>767338302
>Disappointed there's no dick
Galactus
>Evil
>>767334545
You realize super hero movies are based on comic books that have been around much longer than anime.
>also, anime is stupid
>>767335129
Only if you agree.
>>767338470
Hellsing ultimate but its old enough now that its allot harder to watch then it used to be. Attack on titan had a good story in my opinion but social media kinda blew it way the fuck up. I know one punch man is overhyped as fuck but if you haven't seen it, its literally a parody of mainstream anime and makes the same points you do in a hilariose way. As far as what your looking for tho, hellsing ultimate is all I can think of so I would suggest just watching the first 3 episodes abridged on youtube because the first 3 in the original series are fucking boring so the abridged helps you get through those to enjoy the fucked up nature and past of allucard later on
>>767338377
Do you really need me to hold your hand in this thread and show you the posters who have already posted why equating Japanese anime writing with any depth whatsoever is a joke?
>>767330761
Thor - he litterally threw his axe through the power of 6 infinity stones, he is always the strongest player on the field at any given time
>>767339107
Retard
>>767331938
>you dare defy a god?!
>Never. I'm defying you.
>>767339266
Have seen AoT and One Punch. Hellsing sounds okay, I'll give it a shot.
As for non-mainstream comics, I highly recommend the Fables series, and Hex/ Jonah Hex titles.
>>767333550
my fav show as a kid
>>767339405
We already discussed that remember, the comparison was of shitty anime to shitty superhero movies and not a comparison of any good examples of either. I asked if you had something to add, not if you could insult me because that dosent actually provide any evidence of a resourcefull argument.
>>767339457
Naw Dead Pool kills him.
>>767339482
Yes yes, Japan had art prior to the injection of American culture.
Now show me any 12th century "Manga" that has a plot even remotely resembling modern manga storylines.
protip: you can't, because modern manga plot is loosely and nonsensically based on modern american comics.
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>>767330761
Best 007 could.
>>767339959
lol
>>767339482
I said anime you cunt flap. Yes, anime has been around a long time too, but it's stupid.
>>767339667
Ight sounds good, I actually used to hate anime and got tricked into watching some good shit by a friend, kind of showed me that theres something good in everything, except for soap operas, it just took me along time to get passed the shitty humor of Japan's culture in alot of anime to actually appreciate the story it told. As far as super heros go I really like allot of movies but I guess I ended up getting excited about anime because I discovered it later so it was like a new toy and not something I grew up with shoved in my face
dis nigga ded af
>>767339879
Ya its kinda like when a metal band covers a rap song and you learn to appreciate something you thought was shitty because someone with an actual ability to produce good vocals is singing it and the monkey beats get replaced by real instuments played by someone with actual talent. I mean rap covers wouldn't be popular if framing Hanley didn't cover lollipop and show us that if done by the right person then ryming about drugs, whores and money can actually sound good. Same thing with comics and manga, comics had a good idea with a bad exicution and manga went and did it right
>>767340823
>Did it right
In some cases. In other cases, American comics are better.
And, yknow, opinions are like assholes.
>>767339879
I just...
I fail to see your point here..
Modern manga is so different from modern american comics...
They're both their own thing, adapting themselves to a vast number of fans.
They resemble each other through format alone..
Real protip; Writers have been at the storyboard game for a long, long time, only because readers actually enjoy reading.
It's not that manga and comic books are the same..
Its the readers that enjoy the same genres through different cultures
>>767341106
I wasnt even trying to make a point with that comment, just figured i would trigger an argument of rap vs metal before I got off here but I would just like to end it with an acceptance that while both genres have some shitty lazy content they also both have some great unique material that stands apart from other genres and is what defines them to be comparable and argued in the first place. Instead of trying to prove whats better in every instance we all should just appreciate that we have a variety to enjoy and new experiences to discover because debating any two massive things with large followings only shows how much can be appreciated in both and how pointless it is to close your mind to either because of a few bad examples
>>767341772
I don't close my mind due to bad examples. I merely gave bad examples in response to other bad examples.
>>767341855
I was speaking in general and not at you specifically
>>767341906
No u
>>767330761
>teleports behind you
>>767335301
It's called a switch-up. Naturally, the guys on the left would focus on who's the most direct threat. By them attacking the sides opposite of themselves they gain the element of surprise.
>>767330761
>So, I found who was behind of it.
Anyone in the DC Universe because they aren't a bunch of pussies.
>>767342461
>>767339957
Good point, but I disagree. If Thanos has all the Infinity stones, he would control more than time and space like the Q continuum. His powers in the Star Trek universe, given that he has the mind and soul gems, would be beyond anything else. Also, by the time Q were done arguing among themselves, Thanos would have erased them from the laws of physics. They would be untangled from the fabric of the universe and become lowly mortals. Maybe even ensigns!
>>767342461
This.
>>767330761
Thanos must defeat Thanos
>>767342457
I ordered the gay watch and when it gets here in going to the return address on the package and murdering whoever's at it for charging me 8 bucks for a 1 dollar watch
Thanos ain’t shit
Anyone on Fortnite with tactical shotgun and/or shield potion
>>767332867
LOL. Comics are so retarded.
>>767330761
Steve in Accounting.
>>767330761
Yamcha
Fuck black panther....all blankman needs is Jfeezy
>>767337814
A question I didn't even consider
>>767330761
Ditto
>>767330761
waluigi tbh
Well let’s be honest, there is no character stronger than Madara Uchiha
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I think Uchiha Madara, I mean is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>767344340
fucking wizard got to it first
>>767330761
tubgirl
Professor Pester from Viva Piñata
>>767332867
Let me jerk myself off some more about how great I am. Fuck Super Man.
>>767330761
Flying man
Robot with a heart
Owl-Dude
8ball
The Green Fungi
Fast Guy
To name but a few
EZ
>>767340637
Na, Waba is banned from competitive play. Best chance is Gengar with Focus Sash and Destiny Bond. GG2EZ
>>767345158
this
>>767339959
Lost
>>767330761
In the comics, where was legion during all this?
>>767340637
Endeavor Quickattack Rattata with a focus sash would work as well.
>>767339015
So i am not the only one who has seen that movie
>>767330761
Andy sixx
>>767344340
One Punch Man
Dr Manhattan
>>767330761
>>767346274
Agreed. But only in an alternate universe.
But in every universe: pic related
>>767331166
Is that the guyver
>>767331202
His daughter
>>767331213
Oh fuck there's the guyver
>>767330761
here you go
>>767330761
>>767346058
He'd lodge the meaty log of justice down thanos' throat.
>>767331213
Oh fuck there's the guyver>>767345322
8man
>>767330761
>>767339959
Skidoosh
Seriously. Its a comic.
Black widow and Hawkeye could kill him with appropriate plot armor.
power man
>>767331289
I find that the most annoying part of this image is that Vegeta says he'll go for the ones on the left, even though he's on the right.
>>767332867
>I'm saving billions of lives!
How the fuck are the people on those planets surviving the journey exactly? They're going for at least an hour without their sun, which means extremely cold temperatures, not to mention the gravitational effects of having such huge planets right next to each other - all those tsunamis are going to cause shitloads of damage
and Superman can't just bullshit it away with SPEEDFORCE like Flash can
>>767349308
the temperature would be fine, you've got an atmosphere and the planet has a high specific heat/thermal density.
What would kill you is the acceleration. all the squishy life forms on the planet would be liquified. The atmosphere would be stripped off. the planets would probably liquify their surfaces.
>>767349308
you go 12 hours without sun every day
>>767349566
*exactly twice a year
>>767349566
Half the planet still gets sun, and sun is reflected off the moon
>Thanos snaps his fingers
>Half of universe instantly killed off
Don't think anyone can beat him as long as he has the gauntlet. If someone could get it off him, it'd be easy to kill him.
>>767349708
*unless you live at the equator
ya, you can get pedantic, but you average half your life not exposed to the sun and you don't fucking freeze to death.
However, accelerating your planet to the speed of light would kill everything on it.
>>767349765
reflected sun from the moon doesn't have enough photons to heat anything up.
>>767335020
squirrel girl is oddly op......
>>767331289
Any of the psychic mutants could beat Goku or Vegeta or both at the same time by having them kill each other.
Anyone who can drain their powers IE rogue
Anyone who uses magic
List goes on. Yea they could win in a fight VS The hulk or thor but they’re not all powerful.
Chuck Norris.
>>767330761
Candle Jack.
>>767350332
Oh shit! How were you able to say his name and complete your setenc
>>767350183
Hulk keeps getting angry, his power level keeps going up. Its essentially infinite.
>>767332293
I came to look for this post
>not even posting the actual GER
c'mon dude
>>767330761
my dick
saxton hale would beat his ass into pulp
>>767331166
thats ironman retard
>>767331202
Add Adam warlock and vulkan to that list
Also a maybe for Darwin (he whouldnt lose anyway)
Marquis of death did kill him and almost everyone else included
>>767330989
This
>>767350183
Goku and Vegeta are both resistant to psychic attacks, and Goku is outright immune.
>b-but Majin Vegeta
Majin Vegeta was still primarily controlled by Vegeta himself, he basically just gave up a small bit for a huge increase in power and took it right back
>Rogue
Has to make actual skin contact from what I recall, and Goku and Vegeta are both extremely good at recognising other people's abilities - as soon as they felt any drain they would put a ki barrier over their skin, effectively nullifying Rogue's drain
>magic
Has been shown to be pretty ineffectual against even low-tier fighters, let alone Goku and Vegeta. Shit, the most powerful wizard ever couldn't summon a barrier strong enough to stop Piccolo, let alone Goku and Vegeta.
Goku and Vegeta are not all-powerful, but neither is pretty much anyone from Marvel. Phoenix could probably beat them, but that's basically cheating - at that point you might as well have them be fighting the DC universe where every second character is basically God
>>767330761
Deez nuts bitch
Your mom
>>767335287
I work a job, I pay my bills, I think you might be the faggot here.
>>767330761
Thanos
Tremble.
>>767330910
correct. he could beat the piss out of superman and thanos at the same time.
>>767330761
Goatse
>>767330761
Whom ever CNN tells me.
>>767330761
thanos
>>767331289
>too much of their bones
way to ruin a sentence thats supposed to sound badass and make him sound like a 12 year old.
>>767331505
A shame he has no X to pay for that wall.
>>767331560
>>767331606
In the Marvel universe?
Annihilus?
Galactus?
Deadpool?
>>767345958
More than likely, it's really that old ...
>>767330761
>>767352315
Check the file name.
You just yelled at a fella for a meme they didn't make.
It's not summer yet, sweet honey child.
Thanos owner is of course in control of him and can defeat him.
And by owner I mean Happy Merchant, Our Greatest Ally
>>767352418
Retire as champion.
>>767352575
obviously he didnt make it, dumbcuck. congratulations.
>>767331606
ask him if im alowed to life if i suck his dick, give him my wife to rape, if he disagrees kill my self to avoid a painfull death
>>767330910
This is usually the answer but the infinity stones are super broken, thanos could just use the reality stone to make saitama as strong as a child
>>767330761
Thor
>>767335301
>>767342367
Ah yes the ol’ switcheroo
>>767330989
But what about [spoiler]Red Shaggy[/spoiler]
>>767330761
Batman
