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how much would you make a gay dude pay you to cuddle and sleep with them with no sex involved?
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How much can I pay you to go away?
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$250 USD seems to be the going rate for night stuff
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OP is an illiterate faggot
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>>767326409
am not
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300-500 depends on what clothes are worn or if he touches my dick"none" sexual
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If it’s someone you don’t know just don’t fucking hell stop being a cunt
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>>767326889
no dick touching but maybe a hand on your chest or belly
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>>767326219
You lonely OP?
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Not much, I’m bi
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>>767327253
yeah, pretty much
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Hahahahaha i just seen shit like this on the news. The younger 20s are PAYING FOR CUDDLES YO!!
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
WRONG
WITH
PEOPLE
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>>767326219
Cuddling with a dude is the pinnacle of gayness. Is rather suck a dick
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>>767326219
>no combat action ribbon

fucking boot.
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Have fallen asleep with bros before. Just on the couch after drinking session or in the tent camping.
It's weird but kinda cosy. Only uncomfortable time was waking up one morning with my head on a friend's chest and his arm around me. That was awkward but we put it aside.
So I would prolly be ok with snoozing with a random fag dude, but only under strict instructions hands don't go south. $200 seems an ok amount.
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>>767327462
paying for cuddles is definitely weird but there are worse mental illnesses tbh
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>>767327011
250-300 .. he is buying me breakfast ..kek
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>>767327505
so like $500?
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>>767326219
Holy fuck look at all the hair on that corporal what a shitbird. If we had that much hair when I was in our shit would get bent hard.
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>>767327690
Yeah definitely. Can i ask your age..you know to see if we can actually speak logical
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>>767326219
OP, if you're a fag you're a dumb fag. There are a dozen gay dating apps full of thirsty fucks who'd be willing to do this for free. The only reason you'd have to pay is if you have a fetish for """straight""" guys. Quit being retarded and go get laid.
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>>767326219
What gay dude is going to pay you to just cuddle with you? This makes no sense unless you are extremely attractive.
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>>767327765

Judging by his ribbons i think that’s a Korean defence? Maybe he’s a linguist, would explain how he can get away with it.
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>>767327825
29
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>>767327915
Are you Canadian or British?
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>>767326219
Id cuddle for free
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>>767327757
Nope. Make it 10k and a lot of alcohol then I'm down
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>>767327893
I get that it's dumb. but I have severe anxiety and I find so many of those gay guys to be judgmental and shit. at least with a straight guy I know they're doing it for the money and I'm not second guessing their intention-- yeah, its totally illogical and retarded, I get that

probably fucked up because my older brother died in front of me when I was little but that's some psychological shit nobody cares about
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>>767326219
$500
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>>767327920
Ok. I feel like you should be outside the 'snowflake' dickheads.
Paying for cuddles is absurd.
What would you say is worse?
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>>767326219
I would suck a guys dick for snuggles
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3 fiddy
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>>767328599
But are you cute?
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>>767326219
Why the fuck are you posting a Corporal from my beloved Marine Corps in this faggot ass post!?
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>>767326219
If he was cute i'd fuckin pay him. Lord knows I don't get enough human companionship.
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>>767326219
CAN WE GET A FUCKING FAGGOT SPAM CONTAINMENT BOARD BEFORE THE END OF FUCKING TIME?
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>>767326219
$250 and the MTG Commander Anthology 1 & 2
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>>767326219
I'm kind of chubby but guaranteed warm loving snuggles! Pajamas only and I'll do it for 200$.
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>>767328507
Yeah I know it's absurd. I probably wouldn't go through with it out of embarrassment. but it's one of those moment of weakness things and I was curious
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>>767330354
>ban people i don't like because they're yucky and the bibble says so
you can leave the stone age now. it's been 3,000 years and people still think this way?
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>>767330567
sounds promising!
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>>767330594
What the shit. Your 29, and lonely?? What do u look like
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>>767330697
Big or lil spoon or do we switch and just freestyle through the night?
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>>767330703
Sincerely I am just totally average. I was diagnosed with body dysmorphia and social anxiety but I don't do therapy or anything like that, just tried getting over that shit on my own
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>>767331460
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>767326219
there's gonna be sex. every single time a girl tells me, she just wants to cuddle, without fail, we're fucking in less than 1.5 hours. that's how the whole "netflix and chill" idea got started. and whatever gay dude that's gonna pay me to snuggle sure knows that.
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>>767331757
blah
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