how do i break my tv without making it look intentional? can't be physical or water damage. trying to commit insurance fraud
>>767325709
have you tried damaging it with water?
rig the power cord up to a car battery
>>767325709
Break it accidentally.
i immediately regret this
>>767325709
Pro tip. If you have to ask, you can’t.
>>767325709
120v from a wall outlet to any of the signal ports. Do it outside unless you want to be smelling burnt electronics for months.
>>767325709
Try to damage it psychologically
>>767325838
>running 12v into a 110v device will ruin it
Drop some ants into the circuit board venting and turn it on, one of them little fuckers is bound to touch the wrong wire and zap out the chipboard.
>>767325709
You could try not being a total piece of shit and go buy a new TV
>>767325709
destroy the box falcon punch the tv screen and demand bad delivery service
>>767325709
Short it
put it in the microwave
>>767325709
Baseball bat. Dindu nuffin? Also, glass of water works miracles. Fucking fraudster, kill yourself, worthless cheating POS
>>767325709
pee on it
magnets.
120v to any signal inputs should do it.....
>>767326146
how do?
>>767325709
1) tee up a golf ball and let it fly
2) stage a break in and tip it over
3) water
4) reverse electrical polarity
5) drop it in the bathtub
6) water
>>767326310
Cut an electrical cord in half, plug it into the wall and jam a wire in each eye you scamming piece of shit nigger
>>767325709
You'll have to freeze it.
>>767326002
Rofllll what the fuck
>if serious then ROFL
usb killer
camera flash at close range
>>767326976
you're a genius man
>>767325709
Open it up and melt some of the solder around one of the wires. Wiggle it around a little bit, but not too much to where it would look intentional. Maybe around one of the button receptors. Or a hairdryer to the screen.
>>767326310
idiot.
>>767325709
with magnets?
>>767326096
Lost
>>767325709
Looks broken already. Also what's the deductible on your insurance policy?
>>767325709
>trying to commit insurance fraud
Just go run out into the street with your TV. Get hit by car. Go flying into air. More points for hitting extra cars on the rebound.
>>767325977
for the insurance he may want it to look like it happend inside
>>767325709
hide that and other stuff at a very close buddies house and break a window. Tell them you got robbed
>>767325709
Rocket launcher. Say your finger slipped on the trigger
smash a wii controller in the screen
Break the mount that holds it too the wall pull it off and say the wall failed to hold it. Contents insurance covers it in the UK atleast
>>767328928
pic not mine. full coverage, no physical damage, no water damage.
>>767329245
I've done this before
>$5,000 fee and 8 days in jail
>>767329336
why do you want to break it?
>>767325838
Ok. Now you're a special kind of stupid, anon.
Chuck a wii remote into it
>then pee on it
>>767329413
wat?
>>767329459
hoping for the scenario where i get credit for a new tv. plans almost up.
>>767325981
fucking kek
>>767326103
He said no water damage. How fucking dumb are you people?
>>767325981
>molesting intensifies
Magnets, really strong magnets.
Try exterminating your whole family, that worked for me
>>767329639
Ight lemme just cut my dick off and shove it down your daughter's anus
>>767329336
Is this like store bought insurance or home/content insurance?
>>767325709
I just reported this thread to the FBI. They have your IP now. That elevates your offense to a federal criminal charge..
>>767325709
just delete system32
>>767329724
local store
>>767329782
/thread
>>767329792
good point
>>767329085
This but say some newb shot you with a rocket launcher in Fortnite and it came through the TV. Bound to work.
>>767325709
>tv
>insurance fraud
What kind of spinner rims ya gonna buy, Leroy?
>>767329568
>plans almost up.
What did you get it from rent-a-center??
just call the taliban to kill your family
>>767329782
It's a felony to report your reports on the 4channels you fucking goof. Kys.
>>767325709
How do I get out of paying the increased premiums that shit like this causes? Nigger.
>>767325709
Hit it OP, make it your bitch.
Forget about the insurance fraud, feed into your desires.
>>767329869
ya I spent all my money on trap hookers. Couldn't afford a real TV.
This whole fucking thread. kek
Hello fellow Anon. Would you be able to tell me what a number on the back of the T.V. is? It's labeled S/N I can help you figure a good way to help you out with this little number. It might have letters so include those too please. Thanks
>>767326410
>reverse polarity
Mitch?
>>767326472
seems the most effective tbh
>>767329992
Insurance is a scam. Your premiums go up because somebody wants a bonus that year.
usb kill stick
ok dumbasses very simple op, open up the back and pop some capacitors loose with tweezers, they look like little blue rods, it'll fry out because they control the amps throughout the circut of the tv, it can't be proven that it was you , will look like manufacturing problem piss stupid easy it's great to not have a double digit iq
>>767330046
1F209A5HJ7391GK
Locate cat.
Throw cat at TV.
Blame cat.
Molest it, or verbally abuse it
>>767330021
Rent-a-center has real tvs. You just don't own them
>>767325709
Large magnet
put it on fire ant nest, plug it in. Fireants love electricity. Kill it, bring it in, dont get stung. Profit.
>>767330171
>it's great to not have a double digit iq
Are you calling your self a retard?
>>767325981
say someone stole it and give me the tv
>>767330223
or you could just rape it. not really that hard
>>767330238
Your know what I fucking meant you autist.
>>767330274
yes
>>767325709
guess what i just reported you to the fraud dept
>>767326041
Some people go to actual physical stores to buy stuff.
>>767330332
You think this is a motherfucking game?
>>767330385
Ok just making sure. Carry on.
>>767330195
Thanks! And where was this TV bought please include the store address.
>>767330195
Wtf idiot. S/n is not model it's identity, now he can contact the manufacturer and warn them of.... wait, they don't give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck
Godspeed
>>767330195
kek, you didn't actually give him the real S/N number, did you?
>>767329589
He is obviously against the idea and offered two ideas which were intentionally out of the question.
>>767330421
4channels is best game faggot
>>767330460
also include pictures of the front and back of your credit card
>>767330403
Reported, called fbi, called the president, called gook, called the fire department, called your mom, called the entire national guard
>>767330406
>Current year
>Leaving your home for any reason
I pity your disgusting existence.
>>767330460
sharpie in pooper
unsolder one of the capacitors. Easy as fuck and it won't power on.
>>767330569
>current year
>existing
I pity your disgusting existence
>>767329639
>>767329703
>>767325709
Seriously magnets is a good idea. Will fuck the tv up, and if it's not considered "physical damage?" Idk, just trying to think of a decent answer to this.
>>767330470
>implying any of this is real
>>767330614
this is a pro tip
>>767325709
Just utilize the core principle of the bipolar magnetic reversal theory. Not hard, faggot.
>>767330470
Jokes on him I made it up, shhhh
grab a screw driver, run it on the circuits on the back, if you do it just right, itll turn on but not do anything. effectively looking broken
>>767330707
Fucking magnets how do they work
>>767330824
kek
>>767329413
explain faggot
>>767325981
>>767325981
Then it'll damage itself, smart boy
>>767329245
i think that would qualify as physical damage
>>767329413
>$5,000 fee and 8 days in jail
>For braking something you own
Murrica.
>>767325709
Throw a bottle of water at it. Hard
fill it with fire ants
>>767331167
>>For breaking something you own
that's not the crime he committed and you know it
>>767325981
epic kek
water
>>767331335
>spell checking the retard
Why even make this post
>>767331500
it just bothered me
>>767325981
>Decides to fuck with the TV's mind
>lacking arms it has no way to stop you from raping it's tight little power socket
>You dress it up in some sexy clothes and get naked,much to it's horror
>it screams and cries as your sweaty,greasy and hairy man ass rubs all over the moniter
>You then pull out your 3 inch dick and procced to rape it while whispering in it's speakers
>"Just let it happen...shhh,it'll be less painful if you let it happen..."
>it shakes with disgust and fear as you cum in it,destroying the motherboard and putting the poor thing out of it's misery