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Why so happy?
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who gives a fuck about schoolmates as if they're actually your family or some shit
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>>767323438
Because they get to push an agenda that they want?
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>>767323438
Shooter killed all the bullies at my school, and in going on TV.

What's not to smile about?
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>>767323438
Then....a few moments later....
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That is the face you make when you get the kid you pick on to snap and you are a sociopath.
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I remember my middle school made us wear clear backpacks after Columbine happened.
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Happy they can make hip/cool/alternative protest signs
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>>767323438
>they aren't allowed to smile ever again!!

Fuck off vlamdir
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>>767323438
So they are never allowed to smile again?

K.

Kill yourself, op.
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>>767324834
..are you fr?
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>>767323438
>that moment when you personally attack 16-18 year old high school kids which are school shooter victims because what they are campaigning goes against your dogma.

Alt right should be round up in the streets and exterminated.
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>>767324628
She WANTS to leave in a cap and gown... instead she'll need a circus tent.
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>>767325353
What's the alt-right? Hillary never explained it.
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>>767323438
I rode my bicycle to school.
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>>767323438
Not one of the 17 even ever talked to the shoorter, they are just virtue signaling and moving the goalpost. They wouldnt even have reached out to the shooter befire he shot everyone up.
Typical hypocrites from the left
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>>767325353
>a child is attacking my core principles
>lol better just let them throw away my rights because they were in the vicinity of a tragedy
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>>767325353
>more leftist have shot up schools then alt-right
>none of the school shooters were in the NRA
>none of hte victims even knew the shooters let alone would reach out to them due to thei social class differences that are prevelent in high school
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>>767325743

Didn't La Goblina admit to bullying the shooter?
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>>767323438
Hobb and the bald bitch are both sociopaths
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>>767324029
Facts
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>>767323438
These unintelligent faggots don’t realize that if we lost our right to wield guns, America would become a dictatorship in the near future. So let’s not be some gay fags personal army!
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>>767325424
Or a moomoo
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>>767326239
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>>767325922
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>>767326431
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>>767326502
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The rest of the world think they're fakes, you guys. Obvious plants in a conspiracy to stop you killing each other at a faster rate than any other developed nation globally. Don't listen to them. We believe in you
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>>767323438
they are happy that their commrades didn't die for nothing.

a new era is upon America
these kids are the catalysts
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but but but...they're woke!
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>>767326903
Only black criminals get to carry guns, yay!
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>>767326903

Tell me please, which new era is that?
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>>767323438
agreed they should never smile and be happy ever again. they are total assholes for getting on with their lives.
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>>767327012
An era of enlightenment.

Where people can act on truth and get rid of guns once an for all.
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>>767325743
implying anyone of you faggots would have done anything but mock from afar

this thread is so fucking pretentious
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>>767327220
Just like Arry Potter, weeeeeeee!
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>>767326431
ME FUCKING TOO MATE KEK
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>defeat the NRA
Your problem isnt with the NRA.None of hte school shooters in all of USA history has been part of the NRA.
The NRA has over 12 TRILLION arounds of live ammounition and 5 MILLION members, If they were a problem you would know about it...
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>>767327220

So this is "enlightenment"? Is that what you are saying?
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Just a spot of bagel shopping, oy vey!
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>>767327417
>>767323522
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>>767324628
>gun control matters!
>picture of a capped flare gun

Yeah! Fuck those in need of rescue!
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>>767327630

Debate me bro
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>>767327311
I would have most likely been sitting at the same table as the shooter.
I was in speech class for 4 years in elementary and then in middle school. I was very tall for my age being half a foot taller then everyone else
I was a band geek in middle school and freshman year. I was in programming and typing class as well. My "friends" were just people that found me funny sometimes or needed to copy homework, that allowed me to sit at their table during lunch as to not make me sit alone.
During down time and on the bus i would sit with my discman and then ipod listening to obscure metal bands.
So yeah, i would have been friends with the guy and most likely every school shooter.
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>>767327417
A stupid statement for stupid people.
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>>767326361
I bet you didn't though
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>>767327894
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>>767327544
Enlightment occurs when evil groups like NRA can't buy people.

There simply is no room for civilian guns in the 21st century
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>>767327892
A factual statement full of hard facts the left refuse to listen too.
Responsible gun ownership is not the problem.
Niggers killing niggers inner city with guns is the problem.
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>>767327417
Don't waste your effort anon. I've only been online for ten minutes and I can see /b/ is being brigaded by libtards tonight.

Unlike them I have a life outside my computer so I'm heading out. Stay mad libs...stay mad.
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>>767328025

NRA is not evil
and this enlightened kids are fucking idiots

troll harder anon
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>>767327962
>>767326361
I seriously wonder how legit these are. They say the best way to ruin a protest is to join it badly, and that's what this feels like to me. I remember being in HS and I don't remember anyone being this fucking infantile and out of touch.
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>>767328025
This makes no sense. Literally none
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>>767328269
You are from a different era lol
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>>767328025
>civilian
Say what you mean. The police and secret service are civilians. You mean non-government guns. It just doesn't sound as good that way because you're admitting you only want them in the hands of your owners.
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>>767328025
Just katanas, eh?
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>>767328174
>protect not people
ironing
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>>767328269

These were gathered from /pol/ where they pulled them from social media accounts.

At least this made me lel
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>>767328572

No, THIS is ironic
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>>767326361
>they have to rationalize their contradictions

holy shit this is hilarious
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>>767328162
Your secret fears betray you and your children regularly die as a result.
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>>767327220
Kill yourself commie faggot. If you knew anything about the world you wouldn't be trying to outlaw guns. You are naive.
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>>767328573
>bc calling the opposition retarded worked so well for Hillary
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>>767328622
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>>767323438
Because nobody died at Sandy Hook etc.
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>>767328573
Right I'm not saying they're shooped or fake photos, I'm saying that a pro-gun HS kid could easily show up to a protest with le harry potter may-may and make the whole group look like dipshits without even having to risk social reprisal for not showing up or counter-protesting.

I get that the 4d chess black flag shit is a joke for a reason, but it just seems to quintessentially "lol millenials" to be serious.
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>>767328834

Thought this was clever, but it did not originate from a Millennial
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>>767328911
lol yea that is
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>>767328634
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>>767328834
You'e well on your way to becoming a CNN reporter with those mental gymnastics.
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>>767327672
>30,000
LOL
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>>767329110

Also, way more people die from obesity and heart issues than firearms, and pizza really contributes to that, ne?
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>>767325353
You're a special kind of stupid.
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>>767329110
True that.
BAN ALL PEPPERONI THE MOST POPULAR TOPPING
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>>767325485
It's a cool group of peeps that sing songs
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>>767329249
well they've already banned cheese
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>>767329179
Heart disease: 614,348
Cancer: 591,699
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 147,101
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 136,053
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 133,103
Alzheimer’s disease: 93,541
Diabetes: 76,488
Influenza and pneumonia: 55,227
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 48,146
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 42,773
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>>767329515

So if we ban obesity, a lot of those will go down, right?
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>>767328693
I really wonder if people are going to eventually see how wrong they were.

There's so many contradictions. Even the students at Hogwarts were armed.
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>>767329650

But not with guns. Apparently they think gun owners are muggles
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>>767329623
We must inact the Strict Caloric Intake Program To Prevent Obesity and Heart Disease In The Youth and Adults Act of The United States Of American of 2020.

Everyone is only fed wheat bread and gluten fat free peanut butter. Only an intake of 800 calories will be allowed.You are only allowed to drink water, no other chemical is allowed to be drank.
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>>767329650
And this is the problem with the left, they cant distinguish fiction from reality
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>>767323949
Not so fun to be forced into giving up rights of your own now is it Comrade Pigg
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>>767323438
>>767323775
>>767324029
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>>767325922
I'm guessing the smarmy cunt on the left wrote the sign and the boy wearing it would do literally anything else than to stand there like an idiot with a stupid sign around his neck
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>>767330262
saying pushing an agenda they want wasn't supposed to be derogatory, just a neutral statement. If I said manipulate the narrative that would be /pol/-like you derp.
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>>767330377

and doggos too
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>>767330778
>has a highly specific idea of what constitutes /pol/ shit
>isn't from /pol/ and shouldn't go back there
you may chose 1
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>>767325742
Interesting poster as her uterus is the only place in America where you can legally murder another human...
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>>767331122
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>>767329954
Fat people would burn the United States to the ground before that happen fagot go suck a dick and mind your own damn business.
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>>767330960
Just because I lurked there during the election 2 years ago for some lulz, doesn't mean that I'm from/belong there faggot.
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>>767331317

Which is why we never banned cars to stop drunk driving deaths, dammit
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>>767324628
There are people what want to work their night shift at the convenience store on the corner of Holmes and Millbranch without going home in a body bag you fat bitch. As if they made body bags large enough for you.

>>767327672
Thats real cute, thanks for deciding what I can have.

By the way can a pizza protect livestock and crops? Or do you think that shit just magically appears in Trader Joes? Can a pizza feed a poor rural family for months? Can a pizza protect the thousands whom every year use a firearm in self defense? Should cops be allowed to carry off duty? What about security guards, armored truck drivers, people who handle large amounts of cash? Would you feel different if you lived in Memphis instead of Portland?

Ever been chased by wild dogs or have coyotes kill your calves? Ever come across a wild boar? Ever been raped or shoved in the back office while your convenience store was being robbed?


Your teenage platitudes dont mean shit.

This is not directed at anons posting, but its how I feel about people in pics related.
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>>767328025
How are civilian guns related to illegal obtained guns?
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>>767331743
All guns are bad

Only police and army should be allowed to use them. For now.
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>>767329954
That would save more lives than gun control.

>>767331541
How about breathalyzers and governors on all cars so that they cant drive over 55 miles per hour. Honestly nobody needs to drive any faster than that.
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>>767331872
Not subtle enough, move for now into the second sentence and play with the punctuation a little bit. Has potential though. I r8 2/8 m8
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>>767323513
Apparently they do since they keep crying for people's guns to be taken away
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>>767331881
>cant drive over 55 miles per hour.
interstates, faggot. 85 mph
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>>767331317
>when you're so far left you cant understand satire
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>>767331990
He said need. Where are you going that you can't drive at a safe speed? Fatality rates double for every 5 miles per hour above 60 btw
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>>767326361
>>767328693
>>767329939
>>767330071

OC
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>>767331881
>Honestly nobody needs to drive any faster than that.
When you are on a 100+ mile long road that does not turn ever,(kansas anyone?) you will want to go faster then 65. At some points the speed limit is over 80mph
>>767332063
>Fatality rates double for every 5 miles per hour above 60 btw
Explain the autobahn....
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anime is gay
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>>767331872
Thats not an argument, you just claim that something is bad based on your bias. How are civilian guns related to illegal obtained guns?
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>>767332222

Didn;t see any anime signs in March For Our Lives, plenty of other cartoons though
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>>767332123
>autobahn....
Well, american drivers have trouble at high speeds.
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>>767332063
You need high speeds for UPS to get to your house with your amazon prime shipping needs.
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>>767332123
Oh I dont want what i mentioned I'm just pointing out that people with an agenda against guns dont care to hear any argument about other measures that could save lives or make people safer.
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ITT: proof that coward conservaties attack children for their enhancement trophies.

You are pathetic and we all see it. Fun fact: the more you attack these children the more they will remember and pull away from your side and the republican party will be no more. Keep it up dumbasses
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>>767333216

Ladies and gentleman, the future of America
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>>767332123
Most parts of the Autobahn are limited to 130kmh these days and to own a car in germany (most of the people who use the autobahn live and own a car in germany) you need to have it tüv certified every 2 years to check all safety etc. There are very high levels of security in action but we still regulate down and have noteworty crashreports on a monthly schedule.
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>>767333216
>ITT: proof that coward conservaties attack children for their enhancement trophies.
Maybe if the children would verse them selves in the actual data, they wouldnt be so open to being corrected :^)
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>>767333216
You don't turn kids to your side by playing into their tantrums.
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>>767333216
>attack children
99%+ of the pics itt are high schoolers. If you're calling them children, you're either being disingenuous, you were a retard as a teen (and still are), or you forgot teenagerhood and don't deal with teens in your actual life.

>pick one and then kys without using a gun
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>>767332331
How about those legal guns obtained legally as the shooter did?
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>>767332331
In a couple of years ALL guns will have to be obtained illegally
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>>767333544

How many bald high schoolers do you know?
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>>767333444
Forgot, you shoot them with legal guns. The conservative way
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>>767330262
Fuck this is so me Jesus Christ...
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>>767333369
I can't bite my tongue any more. This overly simplistic polished pile of shit of an argument from at least a reasonable 10% of kids age 15-21 is becoming too much to process. Yeah yeah I know, "muh old ways." Seriously... How do you combat this level of duplicitous stupidity? Furthermore, exterminating these pompous little shits and starting over completely seems rather pointless now. The damage has already been done. What in the fuck can we do - 'insert meme here,' to stop this brainwashed nonsense? Am I the only fucking person that legitimately doesn't have an answer? Or am I the only one who still gives a shit, and just lagging behind infinitely?
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Leave little Davey alone! He might start crying again, or start another boycott!
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>>767333650
Maybe there need to be tighter restrictions on mandatory safety training for everyone and obviously less social pressure from the twitter generation to prevent this from building up in the first place but that still doesnt adress the overall ratio of illegal obtained guns to legal obtained guns in these types of situation. How are legal obtained guns related to illegal obtained guns? Asking for the third time now, after this i have to assume you just dont know and you are blindly following ideas you cant even comprehend yourself.

I dont think we need guns but people should be able to do whatever they want in their free time, be it rock climbing or shooting guns or taking cocks up the ass, whatever makes you happy we dont judge.
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>>767323438
that 6min moment of silence lost all it's power when the smartphone alarm went off, get a fucking watch
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>>767334309
Ranting still... This little Shitbird needs to be strung in the town square on live television for all to see. When you look in this fucks eyes you see nothing but pure self righteousness and greed. He's the poster child for pseudo fucked up suburban soyboys. For the love of fuck someone on this board with stage 4 liver cancer go on a shooting spree and get rid of these cock suckers. I'll gladly give you a thousand blowjobs in hell.
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>>767333938

1. The day is DOT
2. Connect to the camera online
3. Confirm your e-mail message
4. Enter the location
5. Navigate to Settings and the "Bad Models" view.
6. Invitation to the Constitution
Discussion 7!
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>>767329110
Interesting. "Assault rifles" (however you define it) kill fewer than knives every year and handguns are far in the lead. I actually didn't know that.
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>>767334270
10% of every given group is retards, dickheads, and crybabies. This 10% just happens to express that through cartoon signs. Look at the signs for Tea Party. 10% are misspelled, misinformed, and generally demean the reader and holder alike simply by existing. These people aren't any better or worse, it's just that they're out front at the moment.
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>>767335414
Fair point, I would say that a lot of this is just purely unlucky. The whole situation is just as infuriating regardless. Although I imagine many have felt the same way on many occasions throughout history. I guess I had a 'I'm special' moment.
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>>767326962
when the reality line blurs
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>>767328025

dictating truths, that's how i know you're genuine
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>>767326431
kek
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>>767326502
mfw
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>>767336121
"Believe what I want or I'll hurt you."
Oh Mr. Catholic church, you so sneaky!
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ITT
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>>767334691
Lol clip of that?
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>>767323438
LMAO my classmates are dead
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>>767326962
>1984
>animal farm

reading comprehension in America folks
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>>767333650
You should point out an argument to support your demand to change my opinion. My current point of view is based on my experinces and research and differs greatly from yours so i cant simply get to the same conclusions as you do. Throw me some stepping stones to cross the river.
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>>767326431
Lol took me a minute to put it together
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Why are there clear photos of columbine but none of this "shooting", sandy hook or vegas?
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>>767327311

I don't think you understand what "pretentious" means.
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>>767338624
>t. UK resident
In normal countries, not every square inch of space has multiple cameras watching it 24/7
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This is interesting. Apparently there's a massive pedo movement, which involves JUUL smoking devices.
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