Trips decides what I say to my boss when I quit tomorrow
Srs, maintenance cuck at baby store
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Confidence, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
>>767322939
I want to die
>>767323236
Listen faggots what proof do you want? Cause I gotcha
>>767323312
Ditto that's why I'm quitting
>>767322939
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.
Please take a crap in his office (on the desk is optimal) and complain about how shitty the work environment is.
listen hear nigger, i am a 4chan random mod an i dont need your petty shit job
>>767323967
This
>>767322939
Hasta la vista, baby store.
With like shades and a shotgun and shit.
it's a thick mushroom
I wish I could see your face when you find it, fucker.
I can't work here anymore. I'm a pedophile.
>>767324176
This was my favorite I would absolutely do it, but documenting it would be a mess cause no one would get it except you faggots and I'd have to become even more of a recluse so as to not be seen
>>767324406
Okaaay maaaaaaaaaaaan FUCK COME ON
>>767324366
bump
I have enough babies to start my leather wallet company. Thank you for the oppurtunity..
>>767324655
Roll
>>767324655
roll, god damn thats good.
>>767324655
>>767324677
C'mon dubs twice?
>>767324723
i'm making this happen
>>767324655
This
>>767324655
fuck.
>>767324655
happen plz
>>767324806
roll
>>767324655
roll!!!!!!
>>767324778
So close
>>767324655
yup!
>>767324655
damn, off by 8
>>767322939
"I'm a massive faggot, and I'm sueing you for discrimination, good luck cocksucker."
>>767324655
Pls
>>767324655
happening
>>767324655
tripp 9's
>>767322939
Roll
>>767324655
Rolling
>>767324655
9's
>>767322939
sucka my dick niggaaaa
>>767322939
Rolll
>>767324996
Damb
>>767324999
winner winner.... guess your making a wallet.
>>767324999
Yes
>>767324999
WINRAR
"Fuck you and your eyebrows"
>>767322939
Thank you sir for this opportunity but I find the work is just not for me.
Poo poo pee pee weiner wiener I play with my gf doodoo to nut
it's been a pleasure working here and I appreciate your guidance over the course of my employment.
>>767322939
Suck my dong nigga
>>767322939
Say what's in your heart op
>>767322939
I'm a pedophile
>>767325099
>>767325134
see this thread would have been hilarious if it was filled with posts like these
Niggers are Superior to any race, dirtbag.
>>767322939
I need to confess my love for you boss this has gone on too long...
>>767325336
FUCK
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yes OP, The entire Copypasta.
DO IT
>>767324999
Solid win
>>767325449
Classic !
"It was a pleasure working with you."
>>767322939
I can't work here any more with this burning desire to destroy your asshole
>>767325449
Alternatively you can buy a cactus, walk in quietly, get naked, and slowly shove it up your ass in front of your manajerk.
>>767322939
Listen here you little bitch. I'm tired of cleaning this shit and you can shove these diapers up your ass I'm out of here.
This thread was a disappointment
>>767323236
MORPHEUS DRINKIN A 40 IN A DEATH BASKET
>>767324999
>be op
>Goes up to boss.
>9's
>what?
>leaves and never returns
>>767322939
Sit on my face senpai
>>767322939
If you don't think you will follow through on actually saying something, blast this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24
>>767326413
And tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
Life would be fine if we both 69
>>767324999
OP here
YOU WASTED IT YOU FAGGOT
>>767322939
tongue punch my fartbox you massive faggot
>>767326857
I touched full diapers on a daily basis, maybe this can be included somehow in the spiel I give my boss. His name is Bobby and he's not a nig somehow. This too.
>>767326666
I HATE YOUU MOTHERUFCCKER
>>767327002
Okay OP still here
How do I proof
>>767322939
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
>>767327002
Why the hate?
>>767327431
Because its OP and I have to say it goddamint
>>767327491
>goddamint
you make me too horny, i can't work here anymore
