Please explain to me why I don't have a girlfriend when I have the looks and the personality.
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Panda
>>767315159
are you attempting to find someone, or just waiting around?
>>767315409
a bit of both, but I think that I don't have to scavange around for girls like the fucking nice guys
>>767315159
If you are alone, then who was camera?
>>767315568
my lad Jack
>>767315159
You don't have the looks and judging by the picture, you have a personality of a 12 year old kid.
>>767315724
mate, please explain to me what's wrong with my appearence then you fucking beta
>>767315836
The shirt adds plus 5 years, beard looks uneven and glasses dont match yer face
>>767315159
Probably your arrogance. You're a 5/10 at best.
>>767315159
You call those looks? Im sure if your "looks" are as good as your personality, you will be single forever. OP is truly a faggot.
Se eu te pudesse foder a média seria mais feliz um dia
>>767316268
here's a close-up so that you can see that you're not always right
>>767315836
First of all your posture is pathetic. Too long neck, forward head, not standing straight. Then cheap shirt, jeans and those shoddy glasses. The absolute cherry on top is your childish arms crossing. The only thing this picture is lacking is your superhero trainers and mommy taking you a picture.
>>767316371
Stand corrected. 4/10 at best now. Could land a plane on that nose.
>>767315159
>>767316415
as I said mate, it was my buddy Jack that took the picture, and btw the jeans were 200 quid
>>767316371
Change hair, you look like a fag, pretty eyes so use them. Do something with the hanging double chin
You need to work out a little more, to be frank my dude you can't have a neck that long AND a double chin
>>767316533
ignoring the hair and the double chin, thank you, finally to see someone that recognizes my sublime looks
>>767316518
You spent that much on jeans? Clearly you care too much about how other see you. 3/10. Every post you make it worse.
>>767316620
Levi's isn't cheap my dude, I'm sorry, but still, I don't know what's wrong about you all
>>767315159
>I have the looks and the personality.
Are you sure about each of those?
>>767316611
Loose that fuckin confidence mate it makes you look pathetic know your strenghts but be humble, dont show off, make yourself noticeable, dont pursue compliments wait for them
You look fine. Most of the losers on here giving you shit would be too scared to post a picture of themselves.
>>767316518
Then I should also add: tasteless and deluded.
>>767315159
you try too hard. let things come to you
also you look like a dork
>>767316756
finally someone who responds to this thread as I intended to, although your comment was pretty shit
>>767316872
what can I change then?
>>767316876
Just convert to Islam then you can have all the women you want you euro cuck
>>767316876
You are delusional about yourself, self esteem is cool, i wish i had yours but fuck man, take it back a bit. Girls dont want fags, really tryin to help here
>>767316949
Can't do that, I wasn't made to blow up buildings
>>767317013
Gotcha man, but can't ruin my personality with your vague comments, sorry
>>767317103
If this is what you call personality you are hopeless
>>767317247
I'm sorry that your self confidence isn't as good as mine, don't worry thoguh, your 5 inch dick will grow somehow
I will let you try again to explain to me again, since there was only 1 person to respond correctly
>>767317360
“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important."
You're lacking it.
>>767317360
That pathetic self defence made me laugh.
>im cool
>i look good
>ask for advice
>denies all bc he is a god
You will die alone kek
>>767317511
You're still worng, but I like the advice, keep it to someone else
btw, is this the same lad that's responding to me or are there any other faggs in here?
>>767317443
this is you but with better eyebrows and facial hair
>>767317890
Accurate af
>>767315159
You look like a feminine hygiene product.
>>767317890
who's this ugly bloke? his air his disguting man, how is his hair better than mine though?
>be on /b/
>be complaining about no gf
>be fucking retarded
The answer's obvious.
>>767318281
how was I retarded mate, the fact that my self esteem is high as the eiffel tower doesn't mean that I'm retarded, on the contrary, I'm a better and more happy person at the end of the day than all of you lads
>>767318386
You still look like a douche, a tool even..
>>767318496
how come? I still don't get it
>>767315159
Listen Evan we all know why you don't get the girls.
>>767318607
Read every fucking thing you said here. read it to yourself. Would you be friends with a cunt like this? If yes, fuck off into the abyss
>>767318640
I'm not Evan, but alright, that's an implicit answer, please decode it for me
>>767318746
A hot dude with a high self esteem that doesn't have any luck with girls, yes, I would be friends with him, of course
>>767318386
>posted this shit on /b/
>expect to be taken seriously
Roflmao
>>767318607
You act/look too confident and it makes you appear to have a chip on your shoulder or makes you appear to think you are above/better than others and that is a major turn off.
>>767318886
where was i supposed to post it then, you dumb fuck?
>>767318940
/Soc/ you fuckbag
>>767318919
But that's your problem, not mine, and girls supposidly like hot and confident guys, so I'm sorry that you're wrong budd, try again
>>767315605
Ah, thats gay
>>767319003
That would require him to actually be social..
>>767319003
This isn't a meeting you dumbass *facepalm*
>>767319050
Who said I was a guy telling you this? You see this is where you make mistakes and now you can add one more hot chick to your list that you won't get.
>>767319070
Got more lads than you, little faggot
>>767319159
proof it then
>>767319070
Such a perfect specimen can quite do that can't it? Let us see how it will slowly die alone, in a dark pit.
>>767318940
idduno somewhere specifically made to ask for advice like /adv/?
>>767319205
If you are not getting me then you have no need to see me so fuck off pig.
>>767315159
you look very handsome anon
>>767319227
After summer, when i return to college, I will party a lot and get all the girls, while you'll spend your days jerking off to your porn
>>767319292
well, what do girls have between their legs?
>>767319312
ahaha, props for the photoshop, quite good lad, but fuck you
>>767319354
>kek
>kek
>kek
You have to prove yourself. Keep digging your hole. I dont even have to do anything. I genuinely tried to help, my self esteem is shit, but man im way fucking better than you. Thanks mate
>>767319553
glad I helped, despite the fact that you did jack, you're still a looser
>>767315159
To be fair you're not that ugly, but after reading them comments it makes you look like a complete and utter twat...
>>767319500
Y u being so mean to him? He was just tryna fix ur pic bruv!
>>767319663
Again and again, you all say the same, I come to the sad conclusion that all you virgin fucks are sad and low self esteemed
>>767319750
He ruined my godlike face, how am I supposed to not be mad "burv"? but the paint work was awesome though
>>767315159
>>767315292
>>767315568
>>767315724
>>767315836
>>767319553
This thread is just a samefagging fest, nice try, OP is a loser
This is what happens when an autist meets his kind for the first time.
>>767319631
Nah ye wanker. Im getting married next year, girls want me, yet i chose somebody, while you make pathethic plans
>after summer ill get dank puss
If you keep your head in your ass my talk will mean shit to you, reasons fly over your head, if even i wanted to help. Look deep within you, many people here telling you that you are shit, yet you believe you are a god, thats why you cant get anyone.
>>767315159
It's your neck.
>>767319906
Stfu stop calling out like that, you're bullying me.
>>767319906
Not true :(
>>767319937
congrats on the mariage mate, btw I look deep within me and I see your mother's squirt, have a nice day you stupid shit
>>767315159
Your problem is that you're an entitled prick that thinks he is owed somethi g phrely because he exists.
"I'm here girls, come get me"
Not going to work for you in that body my friend.
You just come across as someone who needs a good solid punch in the head. Maybe that would bring you back to reality.
>>767320125
I punch chimps like you for breakfast son, get out of my sight and try to lose your viginity
>>767320078
I agree, tahnks, finally someone that listens to reason
OP. You don't have a girlfriend because you don't have the looks or the personality. It is that simple.
>>767320111
>ultimate virgin 'comeback'
>pathetic mom joke
>be livin in 2008
Do you notice anything wrong with your behaviour?
>>767319899
>"godlike face"
No shit you have no girlfriend, I'd be surprised to find out you have friends at all! You look like a britfag version of leafy, and how tf do you actually take yourself seriously lol I know 10yo niggers thatve had a larger exposure to reality than you
>>767320214
I think you're not OP and this is bait
>>767320447
Yeah but it's tasty bait.
>>767320447
Actually it was me, that faggot was talking down to me saying that I deserve to be punched
>>767315159
that denim shit make you look like a doosh along with the sun glasses now you dont have a girlfriend because you dont leave your mothers basment
>>767320214
Yeah I'm a 220lb lumberjack and you're a twiggy lil fuck, that's not going to go well for you scroat.
Anyways enjoy the single life my man, your destined to be there way into your 30's.
This is what happens when mothers coddle their son's too much. Your dad should've had a backbone.
>>767320558
I live with my friend Jack in our Uni Campus, dafuq you on about bruv?
>>767320661
Pretty funny ey? people thinking they can talk to me that way, jeez
>>767320557
You do deserve to be punched. You aren't very attractive. You need to fix your brows. You need to learn how to shave. You need to learn how to dress. You need to gain some muscle mass. You need to get a decent haircut.
Most of all, you need to check your "confidence". There's a difference between healthy confidence and ridiculous cockiness. It was a retarded incel like you that shot up Virginia Tech. Work on yourself.
>>767320757
now you're too obvious, step up your game
>>767320782
I wouldn't do such thing, but I shall take your advice since you were kind
>>767315159
Well friend I think you might be delusional. Your not attractive for one. You look like a dweeb. Can't judge your personality without meeting you so guessing your a fucktard. It's money,looks or personality that gets women. A mixture of all three or a skewed surplus of just one....bitches are crazy.
>>767320867
this is perfect
>>767320867
feels bad man, only two smart lads in this whole thread
>>767320908
I'm not trying to be kind. I'm trying to give you a wake up call. Seriously bro, the cockiness will scare chicks away faster than anything.
>>767320909
i'm above average financially, my looks are great and my personality is 10/10, therefore I still don't get why girls don't approach me
>>767321059
Wake up call for what, yeah, girls don't like hot and chivalrous dudes apparently
>>767321134
Girls will never approach you, you have to do that pussy, be a man, i might wrongly assume, but i will, you have a dick act like you have a dick
This is all I have to say to all you motherfuckers
>>767321252
Ffs, I hope you're trolling
>>767321281
But I do have a dick, they'll come, you'll see when I'm surrounded by them
>>767315159
Lol
>>767321402
Neither of us will see that
Kek
>op is a fag
