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>>767312007
Cute
我爱她
Still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPe2_IGK_Ng
If you are lurking in thread. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I really wasn't thinking before I did what I did. I hope you are well and I hope to hear from you sometime.
baby please forgive me for hurting you on the internet
>>767313423
Hurting your friends over the internet is a terrible feeling. I can not see why you have to laugh at him for making a mistake and apologizing for it.
>>767313255
What happened cute?
>>767313696
Eh I fucked up, and wouldn't be resorting to this had I another way to contact.
>>767314026
Oh, mistakes always happen to anyone
I hope it's about Syndra))
>>767314260
Cute
>>767314260
Did he hurt you my Latvia baby
Should I hurt him?
>>767314260
What did you do to ul you monster
>>767314260
WHY DID YOU HURT MY UI
>>767314026
Other than that, how is your day?
>>767314260
>>767314026
Now talk to eachother like you used to
>>767314260
>>767314026
Quote eachother like you used to, please. It's not the same anymore.
>>767314660
Mai?
That's funny as fuck. Great shitpost.
>>767314026
>>767313255
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>767314830
Quiet there bitch. And don't come back, no one wants you here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhkbtBGla4
>>767314884
That is exactly the reason why I'm here you little shit.
Why would I post my waifu here? So you can steal her?
>>767314774
yeah that's me
Sunn O)) has great marketing
Claiming while it's still hot.
>>767315108
Only if someone gets trips.
>>767315194
How are ya?
Poor ul :(
SOMEONE CALL UI HE IS CRYING
>>767315300
Thats not the regular Sayori.
>>767314026
Please don't cry, you're not alone
hello hello
Claiming best girl.
>>767315358
This is fucking hilarious, I hope its e-relationship or being part of some stupid avatarfag chat.
Fuck you pathetic little shits just kill yourselves really
This is not the same anymore.
It's not a waifu thread without UI and Syndra quoting eachother. What happened?
>>767314892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
>>767315435
Cute
>>767315399
Aw. Tis a shame.. How are you Rory?
>>767315522
well at least you have me to make these threads better
>>767315760
Having cutes like you is nice, but it's not the same with a sad cute around
Hello, waifu thread. I'm UI's mother. He told me he got too close to someone on the internet, he didn't want to answer at first but I insisted. He was crying. Loud. He was screaming "I'm sorry, please forgive me, why did you block me everywhere?"
I'm genuinely worried about him and I want you guys to stop.
Also, I didn't know how this stuff works so I asked him to write this because my English is not that good.
>>767315903
>he got too close to someone on the internet
Your son is a failure please swallow next time.
>>767315562
the yellow rose Texas is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKih6b7IssA
>>767315692
Just woke up, happy that I can finally work today.
>>767314830
>>767315104
>>767315485
>>767316062
who is this red haired faggot he looks like he is from a western cartoon
>>767316062
Wew lad. Watch the irony. That much of it isn't good for anybody.
>>767315903
Take my blessing, now give it to Ul
>>767316260
I'm not the one posting weebshit 24/7 in a thread with nothing but primitive small talk crying over retarded e-relationships like an underage gaiafag twerp.
God damn ya gits are hilarious. Shame this Ul is not here to feed me delicious tears. Point me in his direction please, I want in on this suffering.
>>767316406
You're just the one utterly consumed by hate for someone totally inconsequential to your life.
Hello pot, my name is kettle.
>>767315903
hillarious
Goodnight everyone.
>>767316616
goodnight
>>767316541
This
>>767316541
I'm consumed by hate in general, nothing personnel kid
>>767316598
I agree
>>767316598
Ul bby where did he touch you :(
>>767316598
You're worrying me, how are you?
>>767316616
Sleep tight cute
>>767316718
lol, are you sono?
>>767316718
>Nothing personnel
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Right. Totally believable.
>>767316800Cute
>>767316129
Ayy that's good.
>>767316212
Jack from Xiaolin Showdown. Pretty good show
>>767316718
i'm consumed by hate too but your just a cunt
>>767317017
Jack is good person, just play WoW with him or feed him booze.
>>767316930
Yeah.
>>767316890
I just heard somebody is crying over dumb shit and I just had to come ya know
>>767316816
Who the fuck is Sono
>>767316720
top lel
>>767316918
I don't speak gook.
>>767317017
Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment.
Hello. I'm from the Discord called The Blue Flag. I am UI's dad. My wife is trying to calm our son down, but sadly, he slapped her. Even if he is 100 pounds, I don't like seeing my wife slapped. Also, everyone in this Discord is laughing about my son
Please stop, or I'll slap you too. He is writing this message as I'm slapping him.
>>767316918
who would've thought there is a direct translation... or is is just the word that carries over?
>>767317099
you, obviously
>>767317071
Cute
>>767317099
Nobody is crying over anything. Don't be so over dramatic.
And you know who Sono is. I'll grant you might know them by a different name, but you definitely know them. You were talking to them about killing an alicefag, you know, like somebody not consumed by hate does, but they didn't like him because he's a dog murdering psychopath.
>>767317424
you too
>>767317082
>WoW
implying that i play that normie tier shit
>>767317534
Well I bet you dont play Pony Island.
>>767317444
>trips
did sono actually kill a dog? i havent been around too long, so idk the story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTy17EKEgc
WASA WASA
>>767317534
Hello there cherry pie.
>>767317754
Cute
>>767311933
>So..He was behind of it.
>>767317622
i can't play any game that has to have a internet connection because i have shity internet and a shity computer
>>767317754
right back at you cute
>>767317728
Apparently there's even pictures of it. I haven't seen them, but i have no reason to suspect otherwise.
Just bomb them, UI.
>>767316598
Hope they never talk to you ever again
>>767317325
>thinking I'm blood-chan
My fucking sides
>>767317444
Okay now I know. Those bitching posts up there are fake? Man that would spoil the fun.
>>767318001
Maybe if you'd get a job instead of pissing your time away in this shallow cesspit you could afford those, kid.
>>767317099
那不是我的问题。
>>767317210
是刚一不平翻译 。
我用过二话 “边” 和 “主” 创造 “边主”。
>767317908
Are these posts trying to advertise something? every time I google these phrases I get jewelry/accessories.
>>767318094
Been up to much babe?
>>767318123
>Just bomb them
that sounds like something a muslim would say
>>767318361
Or an Italian
>>767318361
>I'D BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!
>t. some brown person
>>767318411
is there a difference?
>>767318576
Lol
>>767318217
Yeah, all right.
>>767318217
Hello Yaggy <3
>>767318247
They're scam advertisements. The watch store you find will have watches that supposedly cost 0$ and only have shipping fees, but the shipping fees are way more than the watches actually cost. They advertise different original prices.
>>767318769
你好!你好吗?
>>767318479
i think you mean orange person
>>767318769
Bunny!
>>767318203
i'v been thinking about getting a construction job my dad knows some people
>>767318990
I'm fine! How about you?
>>767319144
Bun bun!
>>767319038
Babe forgot about me, nyoron ;w;
>>767319421
its very cute.
>>767319421
一点病但好。我是只是在实践中文。
>>767319421
>Babe
are you trying to get me to erp with you?
>>767320038
Is practicing Chinese really a good idea in a community without any Chinese speakers?
>>767320038
I hope you feeo better soon!
>>767319801
Very, desu.
>>767320308
Erp? Funny way to spell marriage!
>>767320465
更好比不练习。 我不知道任何中文扬声器。
>>767320513
谢谢
>>767320513
but i'm already married to Christ Chan and i'm not gay
>>767320981
You could find a Chinese forum about anime.
>>767321100
Isn't that your second marriage?
>>767320981
<3
>>767320178
Sleep so many dreams
Firefox broke too lazy to an Namesync on Chrome
>>767321725
eww firefox
>>767321148
我不能读中文足够好。在回答英文比在回答中文简单。
>>767321254
<3
>>767321725
Hello Akiko!
>>767321254
yes me and Esdeath grew a part and i got remarried to Christ Chan
>>767321836
Literally nothing wrong with Firefox and it's the best browser for debugging websites.
>>767321872
How would you practice responding to Chinese, then? Or reading Chinese at all?
>>767322004
Also the best browser to pre load html5 format videos
Are you here? :c
>>767322004
Besides the fact that its broke and youre using chorme right now.
>>767321836
no u
>>767321911
Henloo neppy
>>767322004
no it isnt, that would be chrome you faggot
>>767322019
什么时候我理解中文语法更好我我会读更多。我有一些书在中文读书
>>767322105
Who
>>767322722
I got a hold of them, all is well
>>767322339
What's poppin B? What's good?
>>767322004
>>767322128
recent Firefox updates have been shit
idk why Mozilla is tearing their shit apart
>>767323280
*shrug* dont use it so I dont care.
>>767322128
At least firefox won't feed CIA all my browsing data, but I'm not even in your continent so that means little to me. I only use Firefox to work, having 2 browsers is helpful to make sure things work properly in more than one.
>>767318829
Damn.
Wow, uh claimed.
asdf
asdff
Yeah that's what I'm talking about
>>767323841
Hello Ika.
>>767324078
Good morning, Neptune
>>767324170
It's night time, Ika.
>>767324267
Oh sorry...
>>767324404
It's okay, how are you?
>>767324515
Pretty hyper atm, I'm at work right now. What chu been up to?
>>767324538
Cute
Oh yeah, top comfy
>>767324602
Just planning, and also getting driver's license. What about you?
>>767324849
Oh I should get a license too...
I've been doing nothing really, just working and getting my home ready for the centipede I wanna buy.
Since it gets really cold here I'll have to buy a heat lamp for it :(
Why though
>>767325075
You found where to get one? I should buy some lamps too for my flowers, since I want some warm climate ones and it's starting to get cold here.
>>767325113
So that it won't freeze to death
>>767325281
Omg plant winter orchids <3
Uhmm I haven't found a seller but a guy from /animus/ said he'll go into his back yard and get one for me :/
>>767325408
Cute
>>767325437
Those aren't the ones I'm looking for though! I want white nocturnal flowers.
Datura Stramonium, Ipomoea Alba, and Ipomoea Violacea. To name a few.
claimingwaifu faggots
>>767325839
>underrated game
mild heh
>>767325750
I had to Google all of those...
They look very pretty...
Will you be up at night to take care of them?
>>767325927
Rem?
>>767326068
I can just water them and give them sunlight, the bloom only at night, but you can take care of them like any other flower.
