how do i get a girlfriend with this acne?
all my friends have girlfriends, and they go out with them and make out and hold hands, and I just stay at home playing on my Minecraft and posting here.
I am sad. How do I gf /b/?
tell her each spot of acne grows your penis by an inch
>>767308228
Stop staying home and playing minecraft, go out with your friends more, do stuff. Girls don't reject you because of your acne, it's because of your personality and the fact you avidly play minecraft.
>>767308228
Accutane. Get your doctor to prescribe it and don't take no for a answer
take accutane, i did and my face is fine
i know it scars but pop that shit. The puss filled ones are the worst imo
>>767308228
Lmao my girlfriend actually has that kind of acne
Lower ur standards. As long as she isn’t a super whale and has good hygiene u will be fine. O and grow a pair
>>767308228
beltsander ought to do the trick
>>767308228
be cooler
Change diet to low or no sugar. Speak with gp for treatments. Cleanse twice daily. Hit gym and socialise. The gf will will happen.
>>767308228
Why would you want to get a girlfriend with that kind of acne? Wouldnt you want her to be clear skinned?
>>767308228
Maybe you should try a cleansing gel... it costs like, 6$ and works JUST fine, for me at least. You just apply it, wait until the cooling effect starts, and then you rinse your face. Don't apply around eyes, stings like hell
>>767308228
There are drugs for this. Take those drugs. What are you, retarded?
Take steroids and get jacked
>>767308228
use coconut oil skin therapy to reduce acne and prevent scarring. then shave, get a haircut and take a long cold shower. shave, brush your teeth and go out with your friends. then find a girl you want, say something random and funny and turn away/walk away. talk to another girl to make girl A jelause and come drag you away from girl b. doing this you shift from you hitting on her to her hitting on you. now simply be leaned back and sligltly cocky and funny. she will like you and you are gonna get her to be your girlfriend.
>>767308578
and use Isotretinoína
>>767308228
Take oxytetracycline. I went mad with this stuff and was completely clear within a month. My lips were dry ask fuck though so keep up the fluids.
>>767308820
Fuck. I actually tried this last weekend, got it from someone who wrote this. She wanted my number and kissed me out of the blue. Banging her soon.
>>767308228
no dairy, shit ton of water, vegetables and fruit daily, change pillow cases and sheets, wash your face twice daily, don't touch your face at all (even with a whitehead) and do blackhead pore strips.
Oh and confidence is key af
>>767308228
Alcohol, fuck ton of alcohol. Remember to drink it as well.
>>767308228
So have you actually tried?
>>767308228
Wear a sign around your neck with an arrow pointing up that says FREE POPS!
>>767309297
yes.
>>767308361
This is the answer. It is acne cure. It will stop that shit flat and it won't likely come back once your skin gets under control.
>>767308228
Do what i did. Take accutane over the summer. It works but no sun for you.
>>767308975
you go champ
>>767308228
- Cut sugar out of your diet entirely. See if anything changes.
- Cut gluten out. See if anything changes.
- Stop smoking weed for a few weeks. See if anything changes.
- Reduce caffeine intake - switch from coffee to green tea. See if anything changes.
- Supplement your diet with vitamin A, zinc, and vitamin E.
- Research Pantothenic Acid's effects on acne when taken in large doses. Pantothenic acide is vitamin B5.
- Apply topical benzoyl peroxide. if you're feeling saucy apply a thin layer of Hydrocortisone afterward once the BP dries. I know it says not to apply to your face. Fuck that do it anyway.
>>767309029
Cutting out diary is a great idea, but watch fruit intake. Sugar is sugar no matter where it comes from, and sugar is bad for acne. Acidic fruits like citrus and pineapple can also cause acne to get worse.
>>767308228
wash your face
and your dik while youre at it
obviously bad hygiene
I woulddd kill myself or go to a dermatologist
>asking /b how to get a gf. kek
in all honesty mate your gonna have to need two things
1. low standards, a spotty b/tard doesnt get the stacy, simple
2. just be a decent and interesting person. get a hobby. a job. attempt to make yourself look presentable any way you can. eg. hair, loose weight, lift.
Miriacles dont happen. youve gotta earn that woman, then youve gotta keep her which is a struggle with in itself. gods speed to you anon
>>767308679
underrated post
+1 internet
>>767308228
pro biotics
Looks like a lot of scar tissue. Even if you get rid of the bumps you still have to deal with the scars.
As a girl : You don't
dunno
>>767308228
>how do i get a girlfriend with this acne?
I dont know, that acne is yours. Why would you want to find a girlfriend with acne? Arent ones without acne hotter?
lol
>>767308228
can you guys stop being so fucking retarded just for one day?
Itz not bad hygiene at all. Its just a ton of testosterone. Consider exfoliating when uou wash your face. Alao, take a look at your diet. Alcohol and milk are examples of inflammatories that can affect acne. You'll get a gf. And if your acne never clears up - make a lot of money. Women love money a lot more than looks my friend.
>>767308228
youll just have to wait till it goes away... or go for ugly girls i guess
>>767308228
why would you want a girl with that acne? or maybe so you both match? i don't get it.
>>767310215
yes. soo funny omg. I cant stop pissing
>>767308228
Maybe stop browsing 4chan, doofus.
>>767312042
christ....
>>767308228
Staying inside isn't helping either.
Fresh air and sunshine will help alongside the regular Accutane and cleansing.
>>767308228
Boi im sorry but ive never seen a worse case acne than urs just wait untill it heals or smth
>>767308228
U - G - L - Y
you ain't got no excuse
you ugly!
what?
you ugly!
oh yeah!
you ugly!
U - G - L - Y
kids see you and they just run
you ugly!
what?
you ugly!
oh yeah!
you ugly!
>>767308228
Just use that fucking cleansing gel... apply once a day, and it'll be gone within two weeks
>>767308228
go to a doctor, get some makeup, go to clubs where women are too drunk to notice, lower your standards
lots of water, vegetables, sunlight, and eliminate dairy from your diet (milk, butter , cheese), also excersize regularely , a long cardio session is best
>>767308228
B H A
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>>767308228
when i had acne like that i used 300 grit sandpaper and retin-A, cleared that shit right up
>>767311952
this
>>767308228
Try Witch Hazel. It works for me. Results won't be immediate, but with enough time and repeated uses, it should work.
>>767308228
stop eating shit food like McDonalds get some excerize and try washing more than once a year Jesus fuck
also try stuffing a bag over your head
>>767313481
I've been lifting recently and I agree exercise has helped my acne. Cool to hear about the milk though. Been using it for my protein shakes but water should be sufficient.
>>767313940
doing a 45 min cardio session is much better for flushing your skin and entire system then lifting. lifting actually might make it worse beacuse it increases muscle tension/stress hormones alot more then cardio
>>767308228
Try finasteride
Pros:
>will cure your acne
>will typically prevent male pattern baldness
Cons:
>will permanently reduce your fertility
>may cause brain fog
>>767308228
an hero its the only way
>>767314041
Well I'll add cardio to my daily routine then. My acne isn't nearly as bad as OP. Just some red spots on cheeks and temples.
>>767308228
Wash your pillowcase more often. Hot water, burn that shit out of it.
>>767308309
This OP!
Yeah, sunlight is fucking awesome... you know?
Buy some astringent from a dollar general or Walmart and use it daily and stop playing fucking Minecraft
>>767308228
that is not acne, that is siphilis. kys
Try roaccutane, it will help you a lot. Also... play less minecraft
