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So given that it just keeps getting worse as time goes on, what do you honestly think is next? New sagas, relationships, shitstorms?
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>>767302294
he died
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>>767302294
Honestly, nothing. Just the slow, pathetic decline into being placed in a group home.
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>>767302294
His mother dies and he has to fend for himself. Hilarity will happen.
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Death from cunt infection next!
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I really wish I had a chance with Megan
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>>767302294
everyone is pretty much waiting for his mom to die, nobody has any fucking clue what's chris is going to do from there
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>>767302598

Megan was hot. Would have had nothing to talk about really though, seeing as I hate most weeb crap.
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>>767302716
As a burgeoning weeb myself, I’d love to watch hentai with her.
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>>767302773
i want to watch hentai with chris
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>>767302598
Well as long as you don't draw yourself fingerblasting her and post it online, you're off to a better start than Chris.
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>>767302699

Oh man. I can't even begin to imagine what that's gonna be like. This is a man who is almost 40 who still doesn't know how rent or bills work...
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Who is this
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>>767303026
If I just zoom in on her cunt, it would be ok though, right?
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>>767303026

Such a magnificent work of art
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>>767302502
How long will do you wager he will sit with her body in the house before the neighbours smell it and call the cops?
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>>767303051

The creator of the best franchise ever made, SONICHU!
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>>767303218
and gamestops favourite customer
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>>767303116
Make sure to block out the eyes.

>>767303154
That drawing still confounds me... does she have blue pussy fur???

>>767303191
I'd say there's a 50/50 chance he eats her dead body out of hunger.
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>>767303354
lol no. She is obviously wet/squirting because Chris is a master of the sexual arts...
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>>767303154
The way her legs come out of her pelvis and not from her hips is frankly terrifying.
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>>767303303

>Don't call anyone!

Gets me everytime
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>>767303506

>Pic related

There is a med student that likes to x-ray Chris's art and it is absolutely the best
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>>767302502
>>767302699
this
could he survive off donations and his tugboat?
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>>767302294
His mom will die and he'll be shit out of luck. Simple
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>>767303848
He could, if he improved his spending habits.
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>>767304278

Soooooo... you are saying he is fucked?
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>>767304472

he's been fucked since that babysitter locked him in a room
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i haven't thought about cwc in forever
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>>767304548
A convenient excuse.
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/cow/ here. Someone will try to stick their dick in his taint wound to fulfill his fantasy of having a vagina.
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>>767304278
This guy is incapable of improvement.
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>>767304548
I'd say he's been fucked ever since Bob and Barb first refused to give him proper treatment and education
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>>767304775
I wouldn't say its an excuse, he would be fucked otherwise, hes a lazy. racist shit head with a severe case of mental illness, but a traumatic experience at a young age definitely
isn't a positive thing
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According to his twitter, he's now literally whoring himself for cash. 50 for a bj and 100 for anal. Someone will inevitably film him doing it and the world will then drown in the projectile vomit produced by viewing it. This is how the world ends.
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>>767304548
*Roach...*

He also claims that he spoke his first word at age 6 weeks.
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>>767305026
Tweet confirming his mouth is for sale...
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>>767304949
well of course
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>>767305026
those prices aren't so bad, for only 100 dollars and a camera you could film an incredible piece of christory
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>>767305099
…And messages showing prices and that anal is on the table.
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I already have my Christian helping for a lifetime.
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>>767305360
Forgot pic
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>>767304949

I'd say Barb fucked him up worse. His dad was a racist old bastard, but he did actually try to connect with Chris up to a certain point. I think after a while he just got too old or sick of his shit and just let his wife have at it
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>>767305426
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
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>>767305426
What exact did barb do?
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>>767305753

She spoiled this everliving shit out of him. She milks money from him. And a couple of his (half?)siblings have gone on record to say how she was emotionally and verbally abusive. She's also known to have been manipulative in the past. Apparently a good portion of the surviving family doesn't even want contact with her.
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I thought for sure he would die after he started growing his "vagina".
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>>767306033
we all did....we all hoped
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>>767306033

He has superhuman immunity from growing up in that horrid hole of a house
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>>767303026

That poor woman must be traumatized from the whole ordeal...
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>>767305417
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>>767305417
>>767305360

Wasn't there a thread a couple days ago with some anons trying to get this going?
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>>767306729
She makes and sells little animal figurines to cope with the trauma.
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>>767307470
aww
I might have her make me something
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>>767307626
Same. I’m gonna contact her and see if she can make Freya from FFIX
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>>767307869
I was thinking the black rabbit of inle but freya sounds awesome too
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>>767307470
fuck she hasnt aged a day
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>>767302294
>Hm,,,,he was behind??
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>>767308016
Something from Watership Down would have been my second choice.
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>>767308282
I like you anon.
were just two faggots in a pea pod arent we?
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>>767302294
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>>767303191
I think that they live in a detached house so It's more likely that her demise will be discovered when Chris owns up to it because he can't survive on his own in even the most basic war or when debt collectors knock on the door.
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>>767308368
I am STRAIGHT
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>>767308424

Apparently he damaged his dick with a penis pump and that's why it is bent or something.
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>>767305426
>>767306001
They're just close minded, petty white trash. Always a fued with something, be it the local school, the game place, the internet itself. It can't be helped.
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>>767305099
This explains a lot
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>>767308570
According to him, it was bent before the pump and before he took any pills.
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>>767308547
same
>britney tho?
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So how long until he admits he's full blown gay like everyone's known all along
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>>767308763
Super gay.
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>>767303041
I am almost 40 and still don't know how rent or bills work
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>>767302699
He'll go into a group home. Mystery solved.
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>>767308874
Mom still paying tuition in the hopes you'll eventually get that basket weaving and oppression degree?
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>>767308874

That's um... either a really good thing, or a really, really bad thing...
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>>767308772
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Im lost like a fucking newfag but that dick looks fucked can he even fuck some one like that?
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>>767309285
He doesn’t fuck.
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>>767309430
>>767309430
He hired a whore once. She quit whoring soon after.
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>>767306001
You forgot to mention the fact that shes a filthy hoarder who rubbed her disgusting habit into her autistic son
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>>767309601

You are correct. My mistake. The whole story of that family is so fucked I was bound to forget at least something significant.
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>>767309601
Your talking about hes mom if so is there pictures of the old hag?
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>>767309707

Her nickname is Snorlax
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>>767309849
That pic is out by about 10 years and 150lb
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>>767302294
Well, there will certainly be more sagas! This is from the Idea Guy saga, which went down a few months ago.
>This hurts me worse, my son!
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>>767309962

Yeah but that medicated glossy-eyed stare has always been a thing
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>>767310032
>This hurts me worse, my son
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>>767309849
Give me money, money me, me needing a lot of money now
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I'd pay to see a chris-chan movie
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>>767310497
Part of the fun of a movie is being able to recommend it to friends afterwards and discuss it and pick it apart together.

This is like Showgirls. Yes you probably have seen it at some point, especially if you had a childhood crush on the main actress but ultimately come away feeling at least slightly dirty and you sure as shit don't admit to seeing it in company.
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How is he not dead yet from infections?
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>>767310497
>>767310706
https://youtu.be/9Aiv66DEGjE
I recommend this series. It's my favorite ny far.
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>>767311824
I've been following that series like it's my favorite anime lol. can't wait for the next episode when bluespike reveals himself
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>>767308424
I HAVE BEEN looking for that penis for a month now...of and on. Thank you.
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>>767311824
Well at least it's better than what's on TV these days.
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>>767311998
Bro everytime a new episode comes out, I get so hyped. It's so detailed and well made
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>>767304548
You know that happened but it's being the cause of his autism is a lie. You can't get actual real autism from a frightful experience
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>>767304949
In the case of Bob it was genuine concern even if it was derived from being extremely out of touch. He believed that Chris would have been sent to an insane asylum of the sort Reagan had shut down.

Not excusing the stupidity but it wasn't malicious. Barb on the other hand is a whole other bucket of crazy.
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>>767306001
Yep. Barb is shit and her other son (chris's half brother) hates the shit out of them.
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