Femanon thread. Ask the grills of 4chan questions. No tits required.
Part 2
>>767292743
Man pussies with inner labia that small just look so unnatural.
>>767292743
Tits or GTFO fag
>>767292743
tits or gtfo fag
/thread
What's the deal with airline food?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9kKkaqcL7
Just be patient with my sometimes incoherent ramblings lol
>>767292938
what's the deal with salt shakers, am I right? I mean you pour the salt into them, then you pour it right back out again. What's up with that?
>>767292938
It sucks.
Also it's funny that people were complaining about airline food decades before it got actually terrible.
>>767292938
What's the deal with bus food?
>>767293010
What's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there, and then where does it go?
>>767292970
Did you have your best orgasm with your boyfriend or with one of the other bulls?
>>767292929
Guys.....can we respect these doubles trips?????
before it 404's???? Quick!
>>767292970
have you ever got creampied?
>>767293108
It wasnt a baby ruth that you found on the floor
>>767293213
I'd lick my creampie out of vocaroo girl, I tell ya h-wat.
>>767293108
What's the deal with lampshades? If you're turning a lamp on then why do you want shade?
>>767293283
damn anon.....that was a fucking good one.
>>767292815
I think that’s a cute little vagoo >>767293197
Respeccccc
>>767293178
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrMzBYTydx
What's the deal with babysitters? They're not babies and you don't sit on them.
Vocaroo chan, can you at least tell us anons that's everything is going to be alright? That we're all going to make it?
>>767293213
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VjW6eygyGJ
>>767293263
Made me have a cheap laugh. Good one
>>767293401
I've never expirences cumming with my bf at the same time.
What's it like/how does it feel?
>>767292938
Not sure what AmeriShit airlines you're taking, but I always look forward to Cathay Pacific meals
I brought the maple syrup to help get through vocaroo’s waffling
>>767293495
Do you ever milk his prostate? How do you do it?
>>767293469
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0h2i1WGst84
I believe in you all!
When it comes to Tinder is the best opener a simple Hello or should I use a joke?
>>767293431
bit of a stretch. try again
>>767293536
Lucky, I was considering going to college in Oregon so I had to fly out and back a bunch of times on Delta and the only thing you could get was a $10 sawdust biscuit.
>>767293643
Never say hello. It’s boring. Also don’t make a joke based on her profile because in all likelihood she’s heard it before. Just hit out with a dumb fucking funny question and she’ll respond.
My Tinder bio says I hate starting conversations with hello.
>>767293533
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0zyP2k03Qqd
>>767293634
I want you to give me milkies and bounce me on your strapon cock and burp me while telling me this
>>767293634
>even if you guys are flirting, or you're just....whatever you're doing
We're jerking off every time you talk about your ass, tits, vagina, or sex. Every.time.
>>767293633
Nope never. We are both anti butt people thank you
>>767293634
That was genuinely pleasant. Good on ya.
>>767293692
I believe those are called sawmill biscuits anon, and they're quite the delicacy in the south.
back in the war we used to call them hardtack
>>767293634
That made me want to vomit.
>>767292743
>He is author of this....?
>>767292743
whats the deal with smegma ?
Is this girl wearing makeup?
>>767293865
That's fine.
I still believe in you anon!
>>767294004
I'm not a makeup expert but it looks like she's wearing a little bit of something on her skin (might just be sunscreen) and maybe some lip balm, but other than that, I don't believe so.
>>767292743
Hi femanon, hope you're still fighting off sleep :) Would you say intellectual girls (not just lefty types) are harder to get than the average?
>>767293748
What's your favorite position? I'm guessing doggy style
>>767294004
Looks like no but she isnt exactly a natural beauty either so she should be.
>>767293634
This was genuinely better than I thought it was. Thanks Vocaroo chan.
And don't let the bastards grind you down. People can and will troll and try to upset you. Don't let it get to Ya. Most of us are good.
>>767294004
Wait wait she's got clear skin and her cheeks are slightly pink
Fucking makeup...makeup everywhere
Lol just kidding nah
>>767294141
Did you just imply that intellectual “lefty types” are a real thing?
>>767294004
I’d say yes but given her surroundings and the outside lighting it’s difficult to tell.
>>767294268
Well I wouldn't doubt some lefties are intellectuals, even if intellectuals without intellect as a great man once said, but I just meant intellectual in a generic sense (post-graduate, e.g.), as opposed to the sociology/gender studies harpy stereotype
>>767294141
I think they might be because intellectual girls in general have more confidence and self-respect.
>>767294193
Fuck off, she's walking in the woods, she doesn't need to wear makeup.
>>767294191
Yea that's one of them but I mainly stick to cowgirl
>>767294375
Dayum
>>767292743
thoughts on shota?
>>767293040
did people complain?
from what i've heard it was pretty awesome back when.
>>767293748
I hope I get to expirences that. We've just never had it sync up yet.
Also you did a good job of describing that so thanks
>>767293748
Did you ever let a black man hit it? If not, do you feel like you have missed out on the greatest pleasure known to man?
>>767294418
Well yeah, Jerry Seinfeld did a bit on it.
>>767294410
Simulated child porn, should be treated the same as loli.
>>767294005
Fuck off. Your positivity is disgusting. Typical American attention seeking whore.
>>767294410
I'm in favour of a blanket ban on all pornography, tbh
>>767294513
in what sense should it be?
>>767294553
Woah dude, quit judging her
>>767294572
why?
>>767294457
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tb73XJ5P3w
>>767294583
IMO it should be outlawed.
>>767292891
Time stamp
>>767294598
Gross, immoral, degrading for all involved and for sex in general, debased to the level of an item of commodity to be consumed at will for selfish gratification
>>767294607
stupid question maybe, but what are your thoughts on balls? In general how do you feel about them, what do you think of them? Any ball related stories come to mind?
>>767294553
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jwc0lXlAf7
I'm going to kill myself today and I'd like to have a girl put the final dagger in me and push me over the edge. Going to hang myself
>>767294572
would you include vibrators and erotic fiction ?
>>767294853
YUP
>>767294737
TBH she sounds like a chubby minority. I'd be surprised if she's white. Leaning towards Latino.
No disrespect I just like to guess what people look like by their voice
>>767294691
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0SaiGU2GcEu
>>767294688
That's exactly what sex is
>>767292743
why dont hot girls just give ugly guys a one night stand to make their life worth it?
>>767294950
Cause they still gotta sleep with the ugly guy
>4chan
>girls
>no tits required
jesus fucking christ
>>767292743
Is this your actual pussy?
If so, it looks nice.
And do you masturbate? How often? When did you start and how did you learn?
>>767294916
Not so, sex is an action of capital importance leading to the procreation of another human being and therefore it is far from trivial and should not be treated as such
>>767294876
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSBgXv6Zgz
>>767294884
Do you want Mexicans to flood into the US? Or do you want a wall to keep them out?
>>767295050
WELCOME TO A WORLD WITHOUT RULES
(bitch)
>>767294876
can one anon be this new?
>>767295062
But it can be and is.
>>767295077
what should the punishment for a rapist be? in your opinion
>>767295053
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qPOLsbDQZz
>>767295129
It can be, but it should not be, in a correct and well ordered society
>>767294737
I cannot respond to voice notes. I cannot listen to your voice. I’m sure you said something very witty. Well done.
>>767294950
fucking some one from a womans point of view is at the base subconscious level them saying I wouldn't mind a child with your seed. They dont want the seed of some ugly chud of a dude.
>>767295077
Nice dubs.
Are you kinky? Does the thought of fucking a dog or boy turn you on? Would you do it if it turned on your bf or husband?
What do you thinking about swinging? Would you ever do it?
>>767292743
>no tits required
Summer cancer came early...who knew they were all soyboys
>>767295077
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSBgXv6Zgz
> more than 2 years old pic
> considers herself "chubby"
> ameritard body standards
whale confirmed
>>767294950
Because sex should be fun for us too, and your dick’s never getting in if we’re not wet. And we’re not wet if you look like a slapped arse.
>>767295081
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVAASOv6tK
>>767295175
It's ordered enough and sex is a recreational activity that serves as currency and a pastime. It's part of the order.
>>767292743
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJlo8zyF6o
here you go OP
>>767295337
It's a pastime now, but that's because we live in a degenerate society that treats sex like tennis, which is obviously perverse; in no way can the society we live in be called ordered in that sense
>>767295306
Have you ever wanted to make your boyfriend taste his own cum, just to show him what it's like to have to swallow?
>>767295165
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHzzTwI3Wg
>>767294688
>Gross, degrading for all involved and for sex in general, debased to the level of an item of commodity to be consumed at will for selfish gratification
and why is this my problem?
as for the morality point, care to expand on that? im curious to see if this is rooted in feelings or if you actually have a solid reason for this judgement.
>>767294647
but why? because of feelings, or is there a harm to be found in the existance of this material?
>>767295217
No to all those lol
I'm pretty vanilla and so is my bf
>>767292743
Tits or GTFO
>>767293263
give the ol lickaroo to the vocaroo
>>767292743
you're called cum dumpsters, you dumb cunts. /b/ is so pathetic now it acutally accepts femanon.
>>767295447
I think because porn is an escalating behavior, and too much consumption of loli/shota will lead someone to think about real children sexually.
>>767295105
>>767295222
Checked
No shit current state of /b/ "no tits required"
>>767292970
Nice voice.
>>767295414
It's part of the order. Why do you want to delete this from the order? It makes life liveable, it's wonderful.
are panty fetishes degenerate to you? is it weird
>>767295251
Well i literally been the same wieght since i was 18 so nothings changed lol
And the rest is just like...your opinion man
>>767295435
We'd cut off the hands of women who stole then. Slippery slope
>>767295306
Be a champ and say something sexy I am trying to finish myself off here.
>>767295251
This. Definite fatty.
>>767295425
Ew no that's demeaning and borderline faggotry...not something i think is hot
>>767295518
just in this thread beta fag, they were asked to come here.
In literally every other thread if you claim to be a girl for special treatment your rule still applies. You're good anon
>>767295537
>I think because porn is an escalating behavior
this also requires some substantiation, as far as i recall there is scientific evidence that this kind of thing would instead placate existing desires, and provide an outlet free from harm for those with desires that otherwise would result in harm if acted upon.
>>767295447
A striking inversion, tbh, there's no reason why sex would be treated as something so trivial when it quite clearly isn't. Of course, undermining its special quality is all part of the general tendency towards destruction of Western civilisation, but it's far from a fatality, if we only had the little will it takes to fight back and restore what has always been the traditional sexual order in our societies
>>767295580
What exactly is your panty fetish?
>>767295566
Thanks anon
>>767295547
Rules are made to be broken. Now if you'll excuse me I'm trying to get some tips on how to get laid on Tinder.
>>767295590
You could just post your dress size.
>>767295077
That ain’t chubby.
>>767295251
Red flags for sure.
Garuntee you she's closer to pic related
>>767295626
Hows that slippery..im all for that too
You make it sound like I just want men punished..punish the cunts too
>>767295673
This is not the case.
Tits are required for confirmation that you are talking to a female. Period.
>>767295577
Implying life wasn't liveable back in the day, when there wasn't unspeakable filth pouring out of every household... Sure it's wonderful! It is part of the general disorder which is now institutional and socially accceptable, but only because we are weaker and more degenerate than our forefathers
>>767295640
Yea "sexy" isn't really my thing sorry
>>767295732
collecting them, smelling them, using them to masturbate
will one of you genetic females date me please
>>767295077
Perfect.
Man this bitch sounds like a major skank. I almost feel bad for the guy who has to cuck himself everyday to watch this cumdrum getting passed around a bunch of junkies.
>>767295590
height/weight?
>>767295900
Yeah I think that's a bit weird.
>>767295435
What are some places you've had sex? Outdoors anywhere? Office building? In the street? Ever get spit roasted?
>>767295858
Femanon here. Suck my dick, asshole.
>>767295920
One of them will
>>767295728
>>767295728
>there's no reason why sex would be treated as something so trivial when it quite clearly isn't. Of course, undermining its special quality is all part of the general tendency towards destruction of Western civilisation, but it's far from a fatality, if we only had the little will it takes to fight back and restore what has always been the traditional sexual order in our societies
thats all well and good, but you havent made a clear point there. its one thing to demand something be criminalised, but it must come with a clear reason.
>>767295994
Case closed.
>>767295809
Well i don't know number size seeing as all my sizes are s/m/l
Which also don't help much seeing as I have a dress that's a small, a few mediums and a couple larges.
Dress sizes here really suck
>>767295840
>You make it sound like I just want men punished.
fair enough.
I don't know, seems like you could put them in more pain if they kept them tho. Like, you could cut the balls off once, or you could kick them in the balls repeatedly every day. Sure, not having balls would suck ass, but the other is more tormenting I would think? idk why the fuck I'm talking about something so morbid.
Like, you could put hot sauce up his dick every day or cover it in duct tape or icy hot, but once it's off it's off you know?
>>767295698
"Scientific evidence" is such a humbug on the internet, thrown around by barely literate retards who have some mastery of a keyboard; rule number 1 of this kind of research: don't take it too seriously, it's pretty easy to find equally peer-reviewed refutations somewhere else. Besides, whether there is actual harm to children is another issue; it should be banned because it's degrading to the viewer and to society as a whole
>>767295435
what about female rapists?
>>767295874
We're not just talking about porn. People fucked recreationally back in the days and had orgies, especially royalty, but also peasants. They even had gay sex.
>>767296037
>doesn’t know dress size
Whale confirmed.
>>767295945
I don't get passed around to anyone though...? Lol
>>767295886
Nevermind i just soiled my socks at you insulting niggers. I must say that was quite a good run that I've had in a while. Nothing gets me harder than a nigger hating chick.
TITS OR GTFO
Seriously more faggotry here than one of the trap threads.
>>767292938
Who are these people?
>>767295949
I'm 5'6 and 145 pounds
>>767295858
no they're not you degenerate bastard. you're a fucking hypocrite cause guys reveal their gender every day on here with no repercussion. The point is to not use the woman card to receive special treatment. that rule was an arbitrary one made up for certain purposes. new rules can evolve and help shape the culture of 4chan. fucking grow up, it's a single thread, not the whole site capt mcfaggotron
>>767296007
Give me a reason why it shouldn't be banned, seeing as it's clearly wrong? all the wisdom of our ancestors went the same way until some random cultural barbarians came along and found enough stupid policy makers and weak-willed masses to follow along. The clear reason why it must be banned has been stated abundantly
>>767296072
It is not degrading to the viewer and many of those depicted want to be watched.
>>767296103
>female
>doesn't know dress size
And if you believe that one, I've got a unicorn that farts rainbows for sale
>>767296251
>male
>doesn't understand that female clothing sizes have basically no standardization and your size can vary widely between brands
>>767295996
wtf is going on here??? if the Internet had smell.....
>>767296100
Wow, thanks for telling me, I had no idea! Although, actually, we were talking about porn originally, so never mind... And recreational sex falls under much the same ethical condemnation as porn in as much as if undertaken ob solam voluptatem, procreative end of the act being actively barred, it is a perversion in the truest sense of the word.
>>767295962
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WEx8Y3HoGo
>>767296147
I really agree with this. I would hope it’s men making a femanon post as in “hey I could use a woman’s perspective” instead of a self-important wahmyn looking for betas to bat her eyelashes at and make herself feel useful.
These threads can be good when there’s a bunch of women posting. But when it’s just one then it kind of becomes an attention-whore situation.
>>767296341
I'm almost sure you are an indian.
>>767296188
And you don't think asking an anon to believe 'dating advice' or the like from a female is 'special treatment'?
You could be, and probably are, getting advice on chicks from a 300lb neckbeard gorging himself on tendies and pissing himself laughing at your faggotry,
this fucking place these days, seriously
>>767296401
Other women post, too, it's just that Vocaroo-chan gets the most attention.
>>767294572
Then why are you on b? Just proof women have no idea what theyre talking about.
>>767296099
Female circumcision! Cut off their clit
>>767296193
That's why it's objectively irrelevant; subjectivity of the actor or spectator is irrelevant, if they're degenerate (as pornographic actors tend to be, obvs), no wonder they don't feel it's degrading, I'm not contesting that... It's just that it is degrading in fact
>>767296363
What would your mother say if she heard this?
>>767296251
>>767296320
Every woman knows when she goes into a store what size she’d pick up first
>oh but sizes differ between stores
is shopping in the plus size section.
>>767296455
you mean cut out? you know that the clit is mostly internal right?
>>767296443
Is /b/ a pornographic website per se? and am I a woman, incidentally?
>>767296103
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hGayQZael
>>767292743
TITS OR GTFO
>>767296424
Do Indians even have a sense of smell? Surely they must have evolved it away so that they don't spend all day every day throwing up at the stink of their surroundings.
>>767292815
>man pussies
>man
>pussies
>>767296630
>man pussies
Don't you know about boipussy anon?
(I meant "Man, pussies")
>>767292891
are you in OR?
>>767296355
No it's just being clever, avoiding pregnancy.
>>767296072
i dont want to get too bogged down in the citing papers aspect of this, but if were going to dismiss emprical evidence then you aught to at least provide a reason why the existance of a non-harmful outlet for bad behaviour would result in them indulging in a harmful outlet for it.
>Besides, whether there is actual harm to children is another issue; it should be banned because it's degrading to the viewer and to society as a whole
thats the thing, im actually interested in better understanding this line of reasoning, but youve yet to substantiate it.
>>767296192
>Give me a reason why it shouldn't be banned
air should be banned, because i dont like it. arbitrary bullshit is arbitrary bullshit.
>seeing as it's clearly wrong?
youve yet to make any statement to prove that, youve instead given me some vague nonsense with no clear explanation as to the harm done by porn.
>all the wisdom of our ancestors went the same way until some random cultural barbarians came along and found enough stupid policy makers and weak-willed masses to follow along
the tradition this thought hails from also thought cutting off boys foreskins was clever. now we know that skin isnt simply skin and that cutting off the foreskin for hygeine reasons is counter-productive. knowledge isnt perfect, you cant assume ancient wisdom is well founded.
>The clear reason why it must be banned has been stated abundantly
you have provided nothing with clarity but your own feelings, and nobody cares about the feelings of strangers on the internet.
>>767293159
they use a thermal magnetron to liquify the caffeine and then they use an atomic decoupler to suck out the caffeine liquid via reverse osmosis
>>767296363
What went wrong with your threesome?
I’ve known dozens of chicks that had threesomes and they never said they didn’t like it. They did sometimes complain about the partner. But why wouldn’t a chick like two cocks in her at the same time?
Are you lesbo? On that note, have you ever done anything with chicks? Explain.
>>767296442
This.
Like I've been here too but vocaroo chan just gets the most attention. I'm sure it's because she does the voice thing
>>767296486
Degrading in fact. Means nothing.
>>767296618
Nah it was just the way you wrote that sentence. Indians always use lots of dots...... And shit that gets quite annoying.
>>767296183
We'll you're done with women
Go sissy to get any action.
>>767296442
Having just come from the previous thread, there’s a distinct lack of other femanons here and you can tell.
>>767296663
Cleverness is an irrelevant factor in the basic ethical judgment of the action; pregnancy is the natural end of sex, and direct obstruction to it is deeply immoral
>>767296437
If you don't know the difference between identifying yourself as male or female on /b/, then you don't belong here.
guys don't identify themselves as male generally. it's the default position so there's no need to.
kys
>>767296780
i meant >>767296188
>>767296519
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2XUBWzj7R
>>767292970
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9kKkaqcL7
you faggots are wanking it to a GUY
>>767296529
>every woman knows
The irony is that you're a man saying how women are.
Hilarious
>>767296734
Start posting slutty pics and act like a whore and you will get the attention as well.
>>767296713
i just didnt' want that much dick tbh, and they got way too rough for my tastes
i've 69d a couple of girlfriends back in the day but i'm not missing it if that what you mean
>>767296764
Immoral against what?
This kind of speech, when directed at a recreational admonisher such as yourself, is always contradicted with a different admonition: "Judge not lest ye be judged."
This is purely for your gratification, a pretext to treat others like reprobate children.
There is no need to put this behavior in a morality template.
>>767296931
Why did you stop eating pussy?
>>767296866
>>767296899
dubs speak the truth.
the merits of things like porn, cancer etc ruining /b/ are up for debate and tbh idc about that.
but the day we forget the most basic of rules which enable this site to function, we might as well just pack the whole think up
Jesus Christ school let out early this year.
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
The rules are not hard to follow.
The rule is not sexist, it's to discourage attention whoring.
>>767296713
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CCHT1O2jQ1
>>767293010
Whats the deal with my wife, am I right? I mean I fill her up, then she just pushes it back out again. Whats up with that?
>>767296850
American parents are negligent in that way I have observed. They perceive kids as a burden that you kick out on the road as quickly as legally possible. The rest of their lives are spent on divorce and alcohol
>>767296850
What's the biggest dick you had? Anybody guys bigger than your current boyfriend? If he wants you to cuck him, will you do it?
>>767297038
just liked guys so much more
most girls i know have too much drama in their lives, its no wonder men treat them like shit, they act like shit half the time
i'm pretty low key so i guess thats why i feel that way
>>767296923
She hasent posted any slutty pics nor acted like a whore...
Your edge is showing
>>767297134
That's a dude
Until proven otherwise
>>767297124
biggest dick was prolly 9 inches, it hurt but it was a one night stand so no big deal
bf is a solid 7.5 inches, he fits perfectly - perfect length, even more perfect girth
i have no interest in cucking my bf, guys who like that are closet fags, which is fine by me but i have no interest in dating a gay man
>>767297134
But girls know how to play with a pussy better than guys
>>767297137
>Your edge is showing
About time your tits start showing as well bitch.
Tits or gtfo.
>>767297205
i've proven it otherwise multiple times ITT
>>767297222
trips of complete and utter bullshit
>>767296899
Do you think I’m a man cause you feel cheap and fucked and wrong?
You’re telling me if you go into H&M you don’t know what size you’d pick up first? Stop being contrary just because you want to defend this girl.
Every one of my friends could go “I’m usually a 6 but sometimes I’m an 8” or “I’m a 10 up top but a 12 on bottoms because of my hips.” Women know sizes.
>>767297124
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQvxJA83vS
>>767297259
with what? a voice recording?
give me a fucking break dude
>>767297329
It comes from honesty and realizing that attraction isn't constant, so the girl is given the gift of freedom to pursue cocks on a whim. The girl is getting it out of her system and then goes back to her main man.
>>767296693
Look, I get /b/ is hardly a website for moral philosophers, but teleologically based arguments on the immorality of pornography and purely recreational sex has nothing to do with personal feelings (unlike your own attempts to defend pornography... because it feels good...). Your air analogy is too stupid to warrant an answer, as I'm pretty sure you know, and the argument about circumcision is as well (although clearly you know little about the discussion concerning the reasons behind this widespread practice). The reasons are clear: sex is not a trivial act, as it is the procreation of a new human life, therefore it should not be a commodity trivialised by exposure to all and sundry and commercialised by various capitalist institutions and individuals
>>767297329
How small is acceptable to you? Would you have the same relationship wih your bf if he had a micropenis?
>>767297329
>utterly normal
Utterly disappointing.
>>767296750
Degrading to the act of sexual intercourse, and to the true dignity of man; it's pretty simple, if you make something of an effort
>>767297456
>>767297340
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbsV3RiHRV
>>767297545
>>767297567
funny, i don't recall any such rule as 'highly debatable voice recording or GTFO'
>>767295996
Wow.Mark Henry really let himself go
>>767297009
The precept concerns people; I do not judge people as such, they are more than their perversions, and can overcom them; however, I am perfectly able to judge their actions, and conclude to their obvious immorality; and keep your cheap psychologising to yourself, you konw nothing about me, and believe me, reprobate children are no concern of mine
>>767297521
See, you are only interested in your own sensations, feeling good by means of derogatory remarks. None of that adds to any point you've tried to make.
At each step of the way, youe introduced a new weasel word.
>>767292743
Where do you like guys to cum?
On your face, tits, ass, pussy? Or inside your pussy or mouth?
What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
>>767297422
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0njnhfEfMBk
>>767297698
>>767297329
I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two months. It used to be every day or two, then it slowed down to once or twice a week, then once a week tops, then every two weeks, then less.
We've been together for fifteen and a half years and have five kids. If my bedroom dead or do you think this is just a phase?
>>767297665
You just gave an injunction to stop and called it cheap, but didn't really say why. It was spot on.
>>767297816
Instead of wasting time trading memes which prove nothing, you could just tits or GTFO.
and don't forget the timestamp.
>>767297720
I'm not sure you know what sensation means, but that's another issue. Also, that post had absolutely no reference to my feelings (I suppose this is the word you were looking for), and was not derogatory towards anyone; as for "weasel words", I'm afraid that's something of an ignoratio elenchi in this case, as it does not disprove anything (but it does prove your lack of understanding)
>>767297468
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJ7umEZLHb
>>767297501
And I'm utterly happy with it
>>767297893
lol i don't have any tits. You can see my balls if you like?
>>767297757
Attraction will be at different levels, and you will be more strongly attracted to others much of the time. Just fuck those people or whoever happens to attract you the most at any time.
>>767297806
I'm afraid I don't understand your post; I told you to stop with the cheap pop psychology: contrary to what a lot of ill-educated boors believe, people who preach morality don't do it because they get off from doing it.
>>767297893
>news flash
Other anons post too
>>767297731
I prefer guys to come inside, while in the condom.
The most perverted thing I've ever done was masturbate in another room while I was at christmas dinner (I was 14 ok)
>>767297460
>but teleologically based arguments on the immorality of pornography and purely recreational sex has nothing to do with personal feelings
absolutely. if you could provide me with one that would be fantastic, i could do with some critical thinking on morality before i crack open the ethics.
>(unlike your own attempts to defend pornography... because it feels good...)
hardly. im starting from a laymans position on it, that being the default position of no harm being proven and thus no justification for restraint.
>Your air analogy is too stupid to warrant an answer
its really simple though, you offered me some arbitrary feelings on a matter and i responded with some other arbitrary nonsense.
>and the argument about circumcision is as well (although clearly you know little about the discussion concerning the reasons behind this widespread practice)
just a few tidbits like victorian era pseudoreligious dogma and that one little bit about antimicrobial secretions from the foreskin.
>The reasons are clear: sex is not a trivial act, as it is the procreation of a new human life
absolutely, and life being the chief virtue as far as i can see of all aristotelian thought we aught to give serious thought to anything on the topic.
>therefore it should not be a commodity trivialised by exposure to all and sundry and commercialised by various capitalist institutions and individuals
that doesnt really follow though. weve established that its important and so we need to give serious consideration to the matter, but we havent established that it should only exist within a specific set of constraints.
i myself have some unclear thoughts on the matter with regards to the way it interacts with peoples ego in both a positive and negative way, and that it may well be a net negative influence on the individual (though it may not have negative consequences). these opinions are all well and good, but they need time to stew and expand and form into a proper coherant view.
>>767297786
She's cheating on you. She's fucking and you're not, and she think's you're pathetic.
>>767298093
Acknowledged.
Just not quite sure why any self-respecting /b/tard would defend someone who is clearly ignoring one of the most basic rules.
This guy's even got some of you all white-knighting for him.
>>767297906
I am actually smarter than you and have sussed out exactly what you are up to. You are suffering from this oppressive internal dialogue, tying yourself up in mental knots and you're looking for someone else to dump this affliction on. Basically, "Follow these rules for me, it's an impossible, distressful burden to me." This is the only way you can get any relief.
>>767298058
There's nothing "pop" about it. You just don't like it because it puts you "one down". You'd like to be "one up".
>>767297907
What the fuck do couples even talk about after being in a relationship for say like 3 years? What is left to say? I'm pretty sure an average person doesn't have a very eventful life to have so much content to talk about.
>>767298242
You got all that from four sentences? Must be autistic - I mean, psychic.
>>767298297
>>767297731
I love being cum inside. Bareback. Feels delicious.
I’ve also only once had a guy cum all over me after a beej. He held me by the hair and came all over my face and body. It was incredibly hot.
Haven’t really got a lot of perverted stuff to rhyme off.
Have had sex in a bottom bunk while two people were listening in the top bunk.
Lost my virginity in a bed with another guy lying in it. They were best friends. The one I fucked I had just met and his friend I had known for years and knew he really fancied me.
Have masturbated with various kitchen utensils.
Nothing too sordid.
>>767298305
Props to you on working out you're smarter than me without knowing me for more than half an hour, that definitely shows...something. I note you've come back to your decidedly apalling pop psychology, concerning my own adherence to these rather obvious rules (which you have no way of knowing anything about, of course), but at least it affords some amusing results... Do you do parties?
>>767298497
Nothing but bitchiness again, just self created problems. When's the last time you got laid?
>>767298309
Your life changes and they’re along for the ride. If you’ve got similar interests there’s always something to talk about.
How long have you been perusing /b/? Think of it as a lifelong /b/tard that only sometimes wants you to kys
>>767298309
It's mostly her that does the talking. At that point you're expected to just listen, agree and sympathise. Occasionally you'll fuck that up though, because you're a guy and don't actually care about 90% of what she says, and you'll face hole-denial until she decides you've spent enough money on her to resume normal service.
>>767297786
Hopefully for your sake, just a phase.
>>767298309
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0SNi5CYV5J9
>>767298662
What's your biggest sex fantasy that doesn't involve your boyfriend? Who would you like to fuck?
Pick three celebrities to gangbang you
>>767298232
Look, I appreciate we're having a reasonable argument here, which is quite refreshing on this site; but once you've stated the importance of the sexual act, any trivialisation of it or opposition to its true purpose is demonstrably gravely immoral. Once again, arbitrary feelings don't enter into it, except that arbitrary feelings (possibly a more deliberate project to undermine our civilisation, but that's another issue) led to such behaviour now coming off as completely normal. I don't quite follow what the Victorians have to do with circumcision, but maybe you know something I don't here. Saying life is important and needs to be seriously considered is true, but that is precisely why its origin cannot be debased into a mere source of entertainment and/or carnal pleasure, and why constraints are necessary. Morality, as I'm sure you know, has little to do with negative influences or consequences (although they're pretty irrefutable in the case of pornography and recreational sex, viz., trivialisation of intercourse), but with the objective nature of a given act
>>767298591
Well now, I could ask you the same question, tbqh; telling people you're smarter than them and they haven't been laid in a while sounds an awful lot like bitchiness. But hey, I guess we don't live in the same universe in many respects
>>767298943
>taking the effort to type all this when you're talking to a guy
Reminder this thread is in violation of the rules.
OP
TITS OR GTFO
how to make a wamen have an orgasm with
- oral
- fingers
- dick
- her father
>>767299086
Honestly (not for the sake of arguing, I mean!), what does this post mean? are long posts reserved for female interlocutors?
>>767299034
So you'd don't like having it done? So it was a race to do it first and you won? So you knowingly did something malicious, before someone had done it to you? That's highly immoral. You should spend the rest of the day ruminating on this fact and punishing yourself. Deny yourself any pleasures because you don't deserve it now because of your immorality.
