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waifu thread
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Hello there
>>767282878
Still cute
>>767283021
horns
>>767283084
Tomoko truly is
Meow!
>>767283457
Are you the finnish math professor that claims Yuka?
>>767283509
No. I remeber, there was Rukafag, who lived in Finland, but I'm russian.
>>767282725
You know something is stupid when M. Night shamanlaama wants his own universe...
>>767283021
Mornin cutes. Catch any shinys over the weekend?
>>767283658
Heh I still remember seeing the new mummy movie. Still havent heard anything about the monster mash universe they wanted to do.
>>767283299
Tomoko ^^
>>767283658
Nah playing Granblue and Fortnite. The last Shint I tried going for was ralts and I hatched over 500 eggs for it
>>767283605
Oh, well hello regardless
>>767283299
Are you in bed
>>767283831
mmmm lovely legs this morning
>>767283868
nope
>>767283457
Evening cutes!
>>767283784
O that shit got shutdown fast. When the Ruse Cruise can't save something, even Hollywood knows to shut it down.
>>767283831
Apparently everyone plays Fortnite except for me, to hooked on WoW to give it up. That's some dedication, but I thought if the female was a shiny the egg was auto shiny, or something like that
>>767284055
What's up?
Rem claimed
>>767284055
Darn i love me a good train wreck of a movie or movies
>>767283906
Why not
>>767284085
Leveling some alts in WoW before work. How about you?
>>767284144
I do as well. I loved the interview Cruise had on Fallon. You could tell Fallon was haming up his hype for it.
>>767284165
no real reason
>>767284389
Teatime!
>>767284405
Aren't you sleepy yet
>>767284476
>>767284389
now i want to know what they had planned danggit
>>767284484
kinda. I think ill watch another movie though.
>>767283906
Hehe Thanks
>>767284055
No haha. I just have bad luck lmao
>>767284667
Anytime and now i want strawberries again
>>767284754
I'll add them the crepes I make
>>767284754
Did you know tomatoes are actually berries? This means ketchup is a type of berry sauce. Just thought I'd let you know so maybe you'll appreciate it more
>>767284898
they cant come quick enough it would seem
>>767284931
i dont really like jam sauce all that much.
>>767284931
thats a good wisdom
Tats stop lurking
>>767284572
From what I remember Russel Crowe was Dr. Jekyll/Hyde. The best rumors I found were here: http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/universal-monsters/255097/complete-upcoming-dark-universe-monsters-movie-schedule
>>767284931
First people say tomatoes are a vegetable, then they're a fruit and now a Berry?! Why can't a tomato just be delicious? :P
>>767285065
Lol you dont like any sauce do you
>>767285101
Thanks cute
>>767285351
Old chefs proverb:
A wise man knows a tomato is not actually a vegetable, but only a fool would add one to a fruit salad
>>767285351
ooooo cant wait to see some of this silly shit
>>767285358
marinara sauce is good.
>>767285467
I think it to be more like this:
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to add tomatoes to a fruit salad.
>>767285538
It is but it's inferior to ranch for dipping motzarella sticks
>>767285541
Yeah that sounds right. I could only remember the gist of it so I sort of ad libbed it
Do tomatoes deserve love?
Should tomatoes be free?
Free from discrimination?
Free to obtain?
What is the difference between tomato sauce and ketchup?
>>767285675
eww. I think they need to lock you up in the loony bin for for that one
>>767285736
Lmao cute
>>767285065
Nope unfortunately. But they go great with nutella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBiHYxZArgY
>>767285711
Hear hear! Tomoko you should take this to heart
>>767285775
tomoko totally is
>>767285795
ooo nutella is great. I could go for some of that too
>>767285823
Tomatoes dont have feelings.
>>767285675
>Ranch
>Not GOAT Blue cheese dipping sauce
>
>>767285538
IKR.. I doubt any of it will come out after The Mummy flopped, but it would be hilarious to watch
>>767285467
I was only joking silly anonchan.
>>767285795
Nothing goes great with Nutella, not even Nutella...
>>767282802
I somehow missed this. I was wondering where my comfy waifu thread was. Well, hello everyone.
Oh, and claimed.
>>767285982
Well at least i have the solo movie to look forwards to. a spoonful of nutella is good
>>767286005
hallo how is space?
>>767286126
Haha. It is a bit... lonely. And cold. But as long as she is here as well, I guess I shall be alright.
Awh my thread ended...
>>767286330
They all do anon. In the end, everything dies.
>>767286287
think of relocating?
>>767286126
Yea, that will be a train wreck and all the fanboys will be complaining, which will make me happy.
Nutella is too sweet for me. If I want chocolate I'll just eat chocolate and if I want peanut butter, Ill just get a spoonful of Jif.
>>767286330
*pat
>>767286330
First of all delete your account, secondly you're a nigger faggot. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
>>767286526
it sucks. Nutella is so good though! its a lovely flavor
>>767286422
That's why I want to go down in history like Hitler did
>>767286526
ow!
Sorry tomo from last thread for not replying if you said anything, got into a really intense raid
>>767286460
I can't anon... there is no other way... ahahaha. I mean, I guess it is better this way, instead of being limited by gravity and other constricting concepts. But it is isolating, especially when I still need to interact with humanity on some physical plane. Would be nice to fully reach space. Then I would be welcome for my alien being.
Space bros never showed up. They never got drunk and stuffed probes up my rectum. Rather depressing. Means I am only halfway there.
Claimed. How is everyone.
>>767286783
Hallooo
>>767286711
What account are you talking about? I don't have an account anymore
>>767283347
Nice feets
>>767286862
Yo yo, how goes it?
>>767286746
Thats a cute pic
>>767286783
no worries
>>767286859
Oh well maybe one day right?
>>767286862
colours
Comfy thread
>>767286968
Quite good, sore calf muscles but oh well. How are you?
>>767287008
How are you Tomo?
>>767286746
Hahaha, I am far too selfish to ever do that. Depressing, it would make things so easy. All I can do is sit and hope for a better tomorrow. But I don't even know what tomorrow needs to be better.
>>767287008
There is no hope anon. It is a nice dream, but one that is sadly destined to result in my eternal torture. There is no happiness in me.
>>767287008
You're a cute pic
>>767287057
Hey Rem how are you?
I'm working my way back into TYF, I'll see you soon
>>767286723
/puke
>>767286746
>
>>767287008
How's your day going?
>>767287162
Doing good, playing some Tarkov with friends and getting ready to move this saturday
>>767287046
mods
>>767287211
Don't you want top colleges and literary scholars to write books about you for hundreds of years? >>767287255
>hugs
is okay <3
>>767287255
Nutella is just chocolate peanut butter
with hazelnuts or whatever
>>767285917
Right?
>>767285982
I don't usually eat it much, but they go good with pretzels.
>>767286330
There, there
Hi! Gine here!
Creator and I are making preparations for about an hour from now. There will be absolutely no need to worry about the posters you might worry about when the thing is announced in the Israeli news, so calm down.
Have a pleasant day!
>>767287162
sitting watching mad max road warrior
>>767287215
uh ok
>>767287255
/joypuke you mean
>>767287211
have you lived for an eternity yet?
>>767287308
Should probably sleep soon
>>767287388
also something cold to drink.
>>767287499
Long day? What time is it for you?
>>767287388
it hurts, I wanted my thread to go on foreverrr
>>767287398
Who's G.I.N.E.?
>>767287499
>hug
>>767287308
Ohhh somewhere nice?
>>767287499
Is it good?
>>767287388
Cute
>>767287583
My fault for half of it and it's 9am
>>767287605
Thanks
>>767287918
It's a fun old time especially if you like action movies
>>767287918
Back to the area I graduated high school from in WA
>>767287340
>
>>767287388
>>767287499
Meh. Guess I just never acquired the taste for it then
>>767287499
Not yet, but it is coming, and there is no other course for me. I have no choices I can make myself. It all is inevitable.
>>767288016
lets kill people together
>>767288032
cute c:
>>767288016
Oof, 9am
>>767288032
Yeah Nutella is some prettt high brow stuff like I'm prettt sure it's served in the best of the best restaurants.
>>767288039
Well can anyone help?
>>767288239
That's too stressful
>>767288266
It's ok I don't have anything to do
Welp everyone, I gotta go get ready for work.
Have a great day/night!
>>767288322
Same, been passing the days with vidya
>>767288333
Have a good day at work, hopefully yiu can read
>>767288016
I think they are okay it depends on the movie~
>>767288022
Hey thats cool ^_^
>>767288322
its actually quite relaxing
>>767288333
nice trips, cute
>>767288333
Bye bye
>>767288459
Is it may yet?
>>767288466
Then you may like it!
>>767288528
I think that ones more of a personal take
>>767288466
Yep, I'm excited. Gonna be moving in with my best friend
>>767288322
I don't know. I don't think so. Many have tried. They all give up on me in time.
I guess the biggest problem is that I am unsure what I even want. The fact that I am a walking devil's advocate, I see the pros and cons to everything. For example, I live with a tulpa that refuses to pay me attention and thus I have clung to a waifu out of loneliness. And meanwhile I am obsessed with sex to the point that nothing else gives me happiness. So the one thing that would make me happy must be removed so that I remain loyal to individuals that remain disconnected to me. At least Monika is worth doing it for, since she is trying for me.
>>767288731
Like tomorrow or something
>>767288731
Go to bed dummy
>>767288731
I will try it some day. I only saw the newest mad max and he wasnt in that one much.
>>767288733
Nice hopefully it all runs smoothly
>>767288731
we can go nice and slow if you like
>>767288743
Sounds pretty rough. So someone that is doing things for you and is sexy too is what you kinda want?
>>767288752
Thank you. Nothing happens in April
>>767288841
No u
>>767288880
Well the first one is like 70 percent him I'd say
>>767288902
It doesn't appeal to me.
>>767289109
so would you rather be the entertainment?
>>767289109
A bit. I want a nymphomaniac, one that accepts me for me, and will never leave me alone. I feel alone way too often. And yes, doing things is important... I can only enjoy such with a Yandere or similar, someone who is literally willing to do anything possible for me.
I want someone who worships me. I want them to shave my eyebrows off and add the hair to their shrine.
>>767289109
I just got up tho
>>767289109
Okie dokie~
>>767289390
You should talk to Haruhi then
>>767289189
Nah. I think I'd rather stay home. Actually doing more stuff with people past work sounds bleh
>>767289390
Seems that way for a lot of people these days. I don't know if they want such uh devote love though
>>767289477
Are you questioning me young man
>>767289487
Let me know if you watch it!
>>767288880
Yep, only real bump I guess would be his GF is pregnant now
>>767289109
Yeah except for the 1st but that's it
>>767287499
Like what, milk?
>>767287605
They'll be a next time
>>767287918
No u
>>767288032
It's something you just need to eat without it being forced down your throat
>>767289700
Quit that shit
>>767289499
Hahaha, like anyone would actually care about me enough. Last time I tried, I was stabbed in the back by a compulsive liar I tried to accept.
>>767289700
Exactly, I don't think people want the intensity that I am referring to. I don't like detachment. I want passion, REAL emotion. It seems like that is dead in most people.
I can't even find a friend that fits what I need. Every friend I get either betrays me, ghosts me, or just ends up hating me. I am that unlikable.. and it is depressing. I just want intense emotions.
>>767289737
Hmm maybe. Or some chilled coffee drunk thing
>>767289790
I thought you asked for an authority figure.
>>767289913
I don't think people want intense emotions. It's tiring. Well what kinda stuff do you like?
>>767289700
You are full of attention now, I see.
>>767289716
Hey thats cool i guess ^_^
>>767289737
O_o nO u
>>767290030
Just felt like talking I suppose.
>>767290131
Does it happen often?
>>767290099
Yeah, I'm happy for him. Basically gonna be uncle anon
>>767290215
Not sure just comes and goes
>>767290297
>>767290099
>>767290304
Are you glad?
Hi.
>>767290410
About?
>>767290447
About being full of attention.
>>767290021
I don't find it tiring, I find it tiresome when people don't bother trying.
What do I like? Well, I like anything sex related, especially if it is non-consensual (consensual bores me). This is pretty much my main obsession.
I like symphonic metal, but only if it is true metal, as opposed to pop posing as metal with generic background noise. Then, within that, I hate most songs. So mostly just a small little collection that I enjoy and wish I could expand, but can't find any good bands.
I like writing poetry. Being creative is a major passion of mine, but I find I am terrible at drawing and most types of creativity that require a skill. I used to play music before the people around me complained that I made too much noise. So now I mostly just write. Short stories and larger tend to become disasters, because I am atrocious at keeping consistency.
>>767290428
Make Mexico Spain again.
>>767290021
Oh I think I know what you mean
>>767290099
Hehe fine
>>767290349
Shinoa ^^
>>767290297
So cute uncle anon~
>>767290349
Hello there!
>>767290591
Victory is mineeeee
>>767290591
>>767290758
What's up?
>>767290487
I guess?
>>767290528
Well it's just more on the plate of stuff already so maybe they don't find it to be worth it? I see. Why so much sex stuff? How long do you spend writing and all that kinda stuff?
>>767290591
Coffee flavor is yummy!
>>767290862
You know.
>>767290826
Looking for a microphone on amazon... have no idea what I'm doing or if I actually want one though
>>767290909
I do and it's alright leaning slightly towards nice.
>>767290862
I understand it. I am not really worth investing time into. I didn't say I was. I said I wanted it regardless.
Why so much sex stuff? I am not sure, I am horribly obsessed with sex to the point it makes anything I do not revolving around that rather boring. It is depressing, it kills enjoyment I could have for so much out there, making me instead a terrible cynic nobody wants to deal with.
I am rather inconsistent when I write. Depends on the mood, the feeling, and how long it takes to convey what I feel I need to convey. It is done in times of emotion.
>>767291046
What would it be for?
>>767290550
We can't.
>>767291047
What is nice?
>>767290349
Heya shinoa
>>767290758
I hope that kid turns out alright given that his dad is going to be at about the same mental level
>>767290428 oha(You)
>>767291174
Well I didn't mean it in that sense. More like for them those emotions are too much so better to avoid them in general? Huh that probably isn't too good for a person. About how much have you written? Do you keep the writings?
>>767291262
The chatting
>>767291201
Make Spain somewhere else.
>>767290758
For now
>>767290826
Playing games. Bout to get some dominoes. What are you up to?
>>767290862
Not too big on coffee. More energy drinks
>>767291175
Speaking. Maybe during games of the video. But likely during intense anime discussions.
>>767291357
Ouch hahaha. I bet that age will go up a little after the baby is born.
>>767291547
What are you implying?
>>767291374
I don't understand that... if you feel emotions, why not convey them? I should mention I am possibly an alien who cannot understand human logic.
No, it isn't good that I am the way I am. I wish I wasn't this way. Thus why I am depressed. I live in a miserable hell I am unsure how to escape from.
I have written quite a bit... they are scattered all over the place. Some I keep, most have disappeared over time. I started posting what was intended to be daily poems at a PasteBin, but then I was banned from /vg/ and lost my purpose for putting them up. Nobody really liked them anyway; my poems aren't that good.
>>767291664
>I am possibly an alien who cannot understand human logic
Humans are illogical tho.
>>767291547
Ah what energy drink is your favorite then?
>>767291556
I have a set of Astro a10s. Feels prettt good and works solid for what I spent.
>>767291664
Because emotions don't make sense and are uncomfortable. Maybe try to lay off the sex stuff slowly? Ah what kind of poems?
>>767291373
Hey, how are you doing?
>>767291403
We can barely keep together so going somewhere else is out of the question.
>>767290021
I don't recall asking for that
>>767291975
>We can barely keep together
You mean dissolution?
>>767291884
How much is it? UK so dunno if I can get them.
>>767292046
Well you're getting it for free then!
>>767292178
50 or 60usd on amazon
>>767291785
Except I keep running into INFJ lawyers who intend to make my life even worse by proving how I am the enemy to mankind and turning society even more against me.
>>767291884
That doesn't make sense to me at all. Emotions are all that gives life meaning. If there is no passion, there is no drive. I rather express my emotions and embrace what I can.
Except I have been... for months now. It isn't lowering itself at all and now I find myself just spending my days sleeping and working. I have no motivation to do anything else; I feel no passion for it, and end up hating it.
Depends on my feelings. I have written small haikus, small freeform poems, lengthy 20 page epics with varying rhyme schemes... if I had to say a type I generally write, it would be relatively decent sized poems where I rhyme. I like the challenge of rhyming, it feels like it gives my poems more effort than simply putting down words to a paper.
>>767292260
Gdi
>>767292260
O-Oof
I'll keep looking around I suppose ^_^ Thank you tho.
>>767291556
Yeah I'm sure he'll do fine
>>767292084
Yes.
>>767292314
Maybe in private not with others? I mean nobody likes work and you have to sleep. I see. I don't think I could write that much myself. It's a lengthy process
>>767292336
Huh
>>767292411
Np color best of luck
>>767292813
Why aren't you sleeping yet
>>767292897
Because im an adult and I make my own bed time
>>767292813
They could, but then that makes things rather fake. I dislike fake. I wish things could be more genuine.
Nobody likes work and you have to sleep, yes, but normally people have motivators. Without porn, I have little drive. It is depressing.
It isn't difficult at all for me. I just let the words generate, I try to make it natural and try to convey something. Probably just more evidence that I am not doing something right and why my stuff is terrible.
>>767293067
World runs on fake stuff. And you want to kinda replace that with a person? Not at all. That kinda stuff is subjective anyways..
>>767293059
Bitch pls, u ain't no adult
>>767291975
there's nothing to complain about
you keeping ahead of your studies and work?
>>767293350
Says who young boy?
>>767293302
Exactly why I hate society.
Pretty much. I would like to get that motivation back through a person, because I also feel lonely a lot.
Subjective, but in my case objectively bad.
>>767293355
Yeah I had a rough week at work but they gave me free until Wednesday so it's okay. I'm sort of nearing the finals, I hope I do well in them. Thanks for asking.
>>767293456
Brb I'm gonna go buy some booze
>>767282802
I wasn't able to post this edit on the thread I wanted so here you go
ono I'm running late for a waifu thread.
Nagatoro claimed.
>>767293599
if it's just work that's being a pain then you should be fine on the finals, no?
do you already have plans for when you're through with university?
>>767294013
Yeah I should be fine, I need to pass actually for money reasons.
You mean when I have my degree?
>>767294346
nice ... cosplay?
exactly
>>767294591
Good taste.
>>767289700
It'll be alright. you won't live very long :p
>>767289737
But I don't know if you were in my previous thread...
>>767289913
Do you have experience with compulsive liars? Can you tell me about it?
>>767294719
Thanks, do you like OW?
Not really well thought out since there's a couple years for that but hopefully when I finish I move to a job related to my studies and if possible I'd need to do the master on it. When finish the master if I ever do I'd probably try to move to different companies. Anyway part of the master is actually working so to do that I'd need to get to a company that has relationships with my uni which shouldn't be too hard.
Not sure if I made any sense.
>>767291884
Monsters
>>767295263
i play it occasionally
you sound like you've got a solid idea of what's ahead
all i can do is wish you the best of luck
Sometimes I wonder why my sleep cycle is fucked, then I laugh it off.
>>767295043
I am not sure if it is by definition a compulsive liar, especially since it applies to a larger society. But basically, I was friends with someone who couldn't stop lying. I would beg them, tell them that is the one thing that would hurt me, and they would brush it off because "it is too hard not to lie" and "everyone lies, get used to it".
They kept pretending to like what I liked, even when I knew they hated it. I would have to go through lengthy arguments just to find out the truth. Same for when they were afraid to talk to me because I am a "snowflake", but excused it as "they had nothing to say". A lot of what they did would get brushed under as "they were being nice". In my eyes, they lied. They lied and couldn't be upfront. And that hurts.
I tried accepting them. When I found out their whole facade of being a female was a lie, I didn't dump them, and tried accepting them. I tried to be a nice person. But they kept betraying me.
I just simply view things as, if I cannot identify who you are, you are not a real friend to me. If everything about you is just a lie, how can I trust anything to be truth? At a certain point, it starts killing motivation. Eventually it died. I tried to keep going, but they abandoned me because I wasn't being entertaining enough for them. I was just a meme for them to enjoy. And when I stopped that, I wasn't worth keeping around. And that is what happens with everyone.
I am just a living meme. One to be disrespected and devalued. One where I can't even be in on the humor, because I am being laughed at. I just want respect, honesty, and devotion. I want to be cared for and respected enough to not be lied to over and over... and especially not to dump me because I wasn't amusing.
>>767295622
why didn't you keep to the people who weren't up front about using you?
I'm drawing based on two criteria
loli & popularity
What would you suggest?
>>767295894
I... I am not sure I understand.
Nobody is upfront about using me. But they also abandon me in the end.
I've tried finding people who'd be willing to act as my waifu over Discord. I've even offered to pay money, but nobody's ever interested.
I was told I could find anything on the internet, but sadly I guess not.
>>767296030
> I would beg them, tell them that is the one thing that would hurt me, and they would brush it off because "it is too hard not to lie" and "everyone lies, get used to it".
you say here that you knew at some point, but that wasn't the end of the story
maybe you don't always know up front, but what stops you from going your own way when you find out?
>>767295463
I never tried it.
We'll see how much reality differs from my thoughts. Thanks! And same goes for you.
>>767296150
Because I would try to deny it. I would hope to work past it, that they would put in at least some effort for me. They made me feel less lonely, they were all I had... so I tried desperately to make things work. Plus, they were the only ones who had even put that much effort into me.
>>767295622
Wow you write a lot!
Its good you got away from that person. You shouldn't be friends with someone like that...
Don't think of yourself as a meme :/
You can learn from that experience and grow stronger, I'm sure people won't see you as a softy after something like that...
>>767296079
Maybe it's because you're a disgusting faggot with no redeeming qualities and not even the biggest of whores would give you the time of day even if you were paying good money.
Congratz on being so pathetic, not even a dude will pretend to be your waifu.
>>767296079
who is your waifu anon
