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This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?
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heh, what are you gay?
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Nothing new. Everyone's ideal looks awesome
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>>767280251
Post tits with timestamp or gtfo
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He looks like he'd have trouble wiping his own ass
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>>767280651
I'm gay.
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You are one lucky guy, then.
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>>767280708
I'd wipe/wash my husband's ass. To be honest, I have a fetish of taking care of mentally disabled people, but they should be hot and good looking, kek
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>>767280251
-Tattoos are for idiots , Niggers and girls who will regret them 1 year after
-the neck part ...too much .
If he is dumb ... there is no chance.
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>>767280251
he looks weak and gay
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>>767280251
What do you look like?
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>>767280251
You know how many sheer hours you have to spend of your life trying to look like that? I'm not even talking about just the gym time. You have to eat all the right food, maintain such a small amount of body fat that any kind of carb is like poison, not to mention the 'roids that dude obviously does.

All that time, just to what? Look like that? For what? Unless you plan on starring next to Arnold or Vid Diesel, a body like that does jack shit for you as a man, except the aforementioned wasting of time you could spend building a successful company or making money, which is what you'll need when you're 50 and can't look like that anymore.

If the guy is a faggot, then I completely understand, because this body-building shit is just another expression of OCD in my opinion, and faggots are already mentally ill.
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>>767281801
Twink with a very feminine face
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>>767280251
Learn English, faggot. It’s What blah blah looks like, not how blah blah looks like. Fucking queer.
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>>767282152
would a Twink let Twinkish (not feminine , but lanky) guy dominate him ? Asking for a ...friend
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>>767282400
I'm not into being dominated
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>>767280251
fuck off fag you people shouldn't be allowed to marrt
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Oh look. A soy boy.
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>>767280251
perfectly reasonable
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Hope you're prepared for the peen to look proportionately miniscule even if he's above avg
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>>767282152
Goddamn faggot I thought you were a girl
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what is he be lookinbg like once he stops sterroids ?
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>>767280251
False.

Pic related is how "ideal husband" looks like.
An average beta who earns good money to provide for his wife.
Your pic is not the husband, but the guy who fucks the wife while the hudband is working to provide for her.

Marriage is a scam.
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>>767280251
post a pic of yourself OP
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>>767280651
>not understanding how tits of gtfo works
>being this new
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>>767282085
So, you're a skinny or overweight faggot huh.
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>>767280251
steroids
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>>767288772
>new fag
>doesnt know how the rules work.

dude already said he was gay faggot, also unless they specifically claim to be female and try to use the fact that they are female as a means to get attention then tits or gtfo isnt justified. its a way to either scare off attention whore or get some use out of them.
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>>767280251
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, l'r-n a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules. There are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "giriness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl,dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.
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>>767286946
Do you look like OP pic?
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>>767280251
good luck
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>>767280251
>Tattoos

Trash.
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>>767280251
enjoy being single forever
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wow he is really buff, thats a lot of work right there
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And what did you do to deserve a guy who put in 1000's of hours in the gym?
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>>767280251
orrible tattoo.
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