This fucking thread again. Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
bump
c'mon niggers.
>>767279169
Why not just fuck a hooker?
>>767279169
What's the deal with airline food?
>>767279169
How much does it cost to rent a Ryder van?
>>767279169
How do I replace the oil on my 03 Vauxhall astra
>>767279169
are you fat
>>767279169
What would you say is your best feature?
>>767281608
Because I am a fucking pussy.
>>767281652
It's shit.
>>767279169
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>767281758
Nope. Auschwitz mode despite years of gym.
>>767281770
My body. And my body is shit.
>>767281821
African or European?
>>767279169
If you're travelling at terminal velocity and hit the pavement. What's the distance of your blood splatter gonna travel?
>>767281770
Smoll pener
>>767281934
What? I don't know that!
>>767281948
There's usually surprisingly little blood from that kind of injury.
I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin. So almost up there with you.
Are you a pc gamer? MTG? D&D? You live in a studio apartment? Drive a 10 year old or older toyota?
>>767282399
>Are you a pc gamer?
Occasionally.
>MTG?
No.
>D&D?
No.
>You live in a studio apartment?
Yes.
>Drive a 10 year old or older toyota?
Don't own a car and never did.
>>767282104
Huh, would've thought it went everywhere. What's the bloodiest death then?
pics of ur face/body?
how fucked do you have to be to be 35 and kissless
>>767282560
You work anon or are you on some form of ssi/disability? If you work. Do you bicycle, mass transit or walk there? And if you do work, what do you do?
Do you live in a small town? I live in dallas and work at walmart. Shit sucks. But pays $14/hr and lets me buy cool shit at a discount.
>>767282708
Explosive decompression would be pretty messy. There was an incident with a diving bell way back that left one guy more or less liquefied.
>>767282805
Here's my body. Pretty pathetic for years of gym.
>>767282808
>You work anon or are you on some form of ssi/disability? If you work. Do you bicycle, mass transit or walk there? And if you do work, what do you do?
Currently looking for a position. Working half days at a supermarket and else live off savings. I cycle to work.
>>767282946
Dammmmmmnnnn. Any vids or pics of the aftermath? Satisfy my morbid curiosity
>>767283279
>Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f237/581590d1415139828-pictures-byford-dolphin-diving-bell-accident-byforddolphindeathpicture.jpg
>>767283382
Jesus. The dudes fucking mangled. Mad I didn't even know that was possible. Cheers pal, you da mvp
