So I was born and raised a Morman and have been against pop for my entire life. I never had it as a kid and up until recently I’ve never actually had one. I was bored at work the other day so I started listening to YouTube vids on how bad soda actually is for you and I decided after finding out it’s not actually THAT bad I’d go buy one from gas station by my work. It’s probably the greatest decision I’ve ever made in my life and I’m full on into the pop world now. There’s so many flavors it’s actually overwhelming and exciting all at the same time. I decided I’m going to try a new flavor a day but limit myself to one soda a day no matter what. I just wish you all would have said something about this stuff earlier in my life.
>>767274312
Hope you have dental
>>767274448
I read that if you wash your mouth out with water and brush every day it’s not a big deal.
>born and raised a Morman
>a Morman
>Morman
Bullshit detected
Mormons drink soda you stupid fuck. They don't drink coffee or black tea.
>>767274521
LDS
>>767274523
You’re actually the dumb one because it’s caffeine altogether. Do your research before you tell me about my church.
>>767274502
Your straight up going to be pouring acidic sugar water over your teeth. It's going to effect your teeth regardless.
Also, sugar IS that bad for you
>>767274645
No it’s actually not. I did a lot of research on it and it’s all a conspiracy at best.
>>767274312
I'll say it. You're wicked and you come from a cult made in a America as an attempt to McDonald's the Amish and other vulgar faggots from the European schism who came to fuck Indians.100 % of everything is Mexicans making it and chinks worshipping broken white people.
You know satan freemasons that kinda shit made up your fairytale heresy.
Your choices as a piece of shit and a monster are, to boost your value:
Catholic church
Atheist
More of the same Christianity.
>>767274549
Loser lsd
>>767274645
>Also, sugar IS that bad for you
What is glycolysis?
>>767274600
>my church
>>767274822
The ghost or Porter Rockwell is going to make you pay for that comment at 12pm Halloween night.
>>767274312
I hope you actually feel a difference in your health after a while so you understand how right your moms were
>>767274960
Damn... that’s a good one sir. I’m not even mad.
>>767274703
If you check many of the studies you find that they are often funded by sugar trade organizations.
Also most studies are short-term.
Not to mention that if you're eating standard American food you're already ingesting a significant ammount of processed sugars.
>>767274952
You're a filthy nigger, fuck you
Honestly though the soda will kill you meme is just as bad as the TV will make you blind if you sit too close.
>>767275057
Enjoy nothingness after you die heretic.
>>767274849
Don't be a shit. Sodium is also necessary but if you eat a pound a day you're not going to live very long
>>767275137
Obviously an overabundance of anything is bad.
>>767275137
So is there a pound of sugar in a can of soda?
>>767274312
As a general rule of thumb, it's not a great philosophy to be "against" things you have no actual knowledge of or experience with.
But welcome to the club (soda). I'll be your guide for the day.
Mountain Dew Voltage
Mello Yello
Root beer
Peach soda
Orange soda
Knock yourself out
>>767275103
I masturbate twice to Catholicism and Islam then I feed it to mitt
Mitt is the only reason trump got selected.
>>767275103
Don't drink Mexican coke you piece of shit
>>767274312
>calls it pop
>instant faggot
>>767275301
Like its 50s Britain or some shit
>>767275221
Now we’re talking. I’m actually kind of scared of Dew though. There’s all kinds of crazy stories surrounding it.
>>767275183
>no wonder people hate mormons
>>767275046
That's true. Just go through a grocery store isle in America and try to find stuff without sugar in it. Not everything has it, but you'd be shocked at some of the stuff that does. Pretzels, most canned foods, almost anything in the frozen section....it's scary.
Then you realize there’s a Mountain Dew energy drink.
>>767275183
I wasn't aware I had to be scientifically accurate in measurements on 4chan
>>767275355
You never know what stories are true or not. Still, one can won't do shit to you.
>>767275376
No even Mormon or religious, just pointing out your stupidity.
>>767274312
>bored at work
>listening to youtube vids on how bad soda is...
I'm bored just thinking about lurking youtube looking for anti-soda videos.
>>767274312
Just avoid the diet shit because aspartame (an absolutely horrific artificial sweetener)
I’d imagine the Mountain Dew energy drink is like the cocaine of drinks. I already got a huge rush from the pepper I drank and normal dew is supposedly much much more potent.
>>767275103
Enjoy hell.
Tom hanks will politely tell you not to jerk off at the fine arts museum.
>>767275383
Much of the table salt sold in the US has sugar added
>dextrose
Yeas, I know why it's added. Just pointing out that even salt can have sugar in it
What is /b/ drinking?
>>767275421
You were implying one can of soda has so much sugar it's bad for you, which isn't true
>>767275383
You do realize salt is a preservative right?
>>767275376
These cucks halfass their women into nun copycats just to give it to the niggers
They really need to go fuck themselves
>>767275552
Coffee to shake off last night's sleeplessness
>>767274502
Yea it's a good practice to have a cup of water to rinse your mouth with after.
>>767275510
Sauce
>>767275560
I didn't imply a thing beyond over-consumption of anything is detrimental to health.
You guys know the webm of the battery operated toy skeleton that starts dancing and gets extremely fast and you here a guy in the background yell “motherfucker” at some point. That’s a good representation of the benifits of a long overdue soda.
>>767275495
Goddamn, that WOULD be hell. He's asking you politely, so you don't want to be an asshole to him, I mean he's a lovable enough guy, but godDAMN that Mona Lisa bitch has got some SERIOUS DSL
>>767275495
I apologize on behalf of ETWN channel and Scott bam bam Sullivan.
>>767275671
>sugar IS that bad for you
>>767275647
>dextrose
>>767274312
Boom OP, this is the next game changer. Wrap your lips around one of these bad boys
>>767275620
>coffee
Now that’s heresy.
>>767275596
Where did you get salt from that? I said sugar, not salt.
>>767275796
>guise they are killing me with sugar
Kek
>>767275905
Like I said this is all overwhelming. I’ll get around to them but I plan to knock all the popular ones off the list first.
>>767275969
>Based on 2000 calorie diet
Your average person in a middle class home consumes somewhere between 2000 and 9000 calories daily. Get real now...
What they need to make is a sample pack of all the flavors in shot sized packs. That’s something people would pay for.
>>767276163
Already done.
>>767276235
Where?
>>767275905
never seen the far left and far right one.
it is actually pretty nice.
>>767276249
Google it nigra
>>767276076
The amount of sugar in salt is not significant anon
>>767275969
I’m inspired. I’m not a fast food eater but I’m going to try some KFC tonight. Fuck it.
>>767276354
No one said is was, anon just pointed out that even salt does in fact have sugar added to it for some reason
>>767276359
>guise peanut butter is unhealthy
Kek, not shit its peanut butter. What is the daily values?
>>767276424
Did you know it also has an explosive and a poison in it too?
vernors master race
>>767276668
Looks Irish and spooky.
>>767276424
>Ionized salt has potassium iodide in it
>the dextrose prevents it from oxidizing
>dextrose is safe and not unpleasant to eat
>>767276745
>spooky
yeah the fizz bites your throat
it'll catch you off guard your first drink, really strong stuff
>>767274645
shut the fuck up, faggot. anon is trying something new in their life and doesn't need autistic cunts like yourself shitposting it up with your loose facts.
K Y S
>>767274600
Why they don't drink caffeine?
>>767274600
let me tell you something about your church: caffeine is fine, faggot.
https://www.lds.org/new-era/2008/04/to-the-point/is-there-anything-wrong-with-drinking-sodas-with-caffeine-in-them-is-caffeine-bad-the-word-of-wisdom-doesnt-mention-it?lang=eng
>>767277267
Propaganda
>>767274312
Pop is overrated and bad as fuck .
Once you havent drank it for years trying it again its like holy shit too much sugar.
>coffee/water masterrace
>>767277058
they do drink it. op is just a retard that knows nothing about their own religion (or has been told utter lies by their church).
>>767277326
why would the lds have such a page on their own website, faggot?
>ginger ale
>Rootbeer (A&W or IBC)
>dr pepper
>>767277375
Long story shot caffeine is a drug and considered a mind altering substance. If you think lds families drink soda casually you’re mistaken.
>>767277342
OH I see, thank you, here in my country we don't have this type of autistic people.
We actually have, but no one care about they.
>>767277375
Mormans all drink soda and Islam is a religion of peace.
>>767274312
I used to drink soda all the time. Started getting sick whenever I drank one. Went to the doctor, thinking I had onset of diabetes, it that was the result. Nope.
Developed an intolerance to the sugars they use in sodas, kinda like lactose intolerance but for HFCS.
Now, I stick to water, and unsweet tea primarily, or orange juice.
Haven’t felt better in years, lost a lot of weight due to soda being nothing but empty calories, and just generally feel better overall.
Honestly, I would tell you not to continue as someone who had it all my life, and then got away from it.
>>767277801
How much did you drink a day?
>>767277920
Two, sometimes three a day - 20oz bottles. By some standards it was not a lot, but it was still too much.
It could all be a meme. There’s a guy I work with that drinks a 2-liter of soda every day and he’s not overweight and he seems fine.
>>767278175
For now. Eventually it catches up to you. Your metabolism slows, and those are just empty calories. Even if he is very active, you cannot stop aging which includes the natural slowing of our metabolic rates.
>>767278141
Maybe you just drank too much. As said before an overabundance of just about anything is bad.
>>767278334
According to most studies, anything more than 3 12oz cans in a week is too much. Increases the risk for Type II diabetes and cardiovascular disease, as well as hypertension and ulcers.
>>767276050
OP I’m not even a fan of soda but I drink these fruity little guys in a heartbeat. I really love the lemon one but blood orange is probably my second most purchased. Unless you know you don’t like the fruit you can’t really fuck up
>>767278594
That’s probably because the people who are drinking more than 3 a week are drinking ALOT more
>>767277331
This guy gets it and should be listened to. The real question is has OP popped that coffee cherry?
>>767274312
OP is from a market reasearch company... made up story about sodas to get feedback about sodas
>morman
congrats for surviving the no'1 ufo sex cult based on freemasonry
