Don't Puss Out
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Don't Puss Out
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>>767272616
reroll
>>767272586
On it
HHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
>>767272746
Phew
>>767272586
Roll
heh. ill never drink water. not even for you OP!
>>767272836
Once again
>>767272586
You can never get me to hydrate.
>>767272586
i need this
>>767272931
rool
>>767272586
rollade
Damn
Roll
>>767272967
OK, I'll have a beer
>>767272985
and another one
I am already drinking water the whole time while reading this thread. The only challenge is finding a glass instead of my coffee mug.
roll it
>>767273000
Trips, still no water. The fish fuck in it
Rolleroni
>>767273033
Drink it
>>767272586
Water is the only thing one needs. And coffee. But then, coffee is just dirty water. Fuck all your softdrink crap.
>>767272586
dubs
aight
roll
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>>767273762
Dann, off by four. Roll
roll
reroll
rollan
>>767272586
Roll
Buffcat.jpg
oh shit what is up
>>767273033
take a big fuckin sip
>>767272586
rolling for dubs, im pretty thirsty
>>767272586
Roll
>>767274086
2 off... fucking gay, no water today it seems
fucking roll
>>767274428
whoops
roll
Rolling for my organ's sake
>>767272586
no water for me
>>767274466
drink 2
>>767274466
D O U B L E S I P
>>767272586
roll
roll
reroll
Bottle works right
Feeling reckless
>>767272586
im thirsty
>>767272586
Fuck this shit sounds insane
ROLL
rollers
>>767272586
Niggers
>>767272586
roll
I don't know if I can go through with it, I'm just rolling to see if I would have had to..
why not
welllll I might.
roll
>>767272586
I'm allergic too water so it would be a big think for me.
plz no, I don't want to die
Let's roll
sure, i'm thirsty
fuck. I'm thirsty dammit. how do I trip code again?
Roll
Roll
>>767272586
I will take this risk
Watch my dubs faggots
>>767272586
Roll
>>767272586
Hydration? Not today
Should I drink a coke or water? Let's check those digits.
okay you motherfuckers
>>767275600
Aaaargh i am defeated
Water is for faggots
>>767275688
WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EVER STOP?
>>767272586
roll
Rolling
rolling stones
>>767272586
Fuck you op, H2o I'd for faggots
rawl
Roll
>>767275900
Nooooo
>>767272586
pls no
roll
>>767272586
Roll
Dubs but allergic to water
roll
reroll
>>767276233
shit i don't even have a glass around. does ice tea from the bottle count?
>>767276288
nope.
roll
>>767272586
Risky shit
Rolling
>>767276409
yeah i was joking. i found a plastic cup in the kitchen and already drank 2 cups because they are small. but look at this shit
>>767276288
double dubs. am i cursed?
>>767272586
I'm thirsty
omg I am so nervous to roll on this one but fuck it
i am drinking a beer.. is something
Roll
Roll
gib me sheckel
Chad drinks a 5 gallon water jug
Scared for this roll
>>767276720
Enjoy water intoxication.
Poлл
>>767272586
Risky roll
rolls
uwu
Too scared but here I go
I need this
groll
Roll
>>767277555
Shit
>>767272586
das koo
>>767272586
roll, i have a bottle not a glass though.
>>767278077
ay lmao
But I cant drink more water today.....
>>767272586
lets do this
>>767272586
nigger im not drinking that toxic elixir regardless.
roll
>>767272586
rollinginging
>>767278300
get fucked
>>767272586
> "... Water" ? ;
Is that the stuff that I pay premium rates to get distilled out of my exquisite Scotch single malt whiskies, along with those other noxious substances:
steam ; fusel oils ; wood alcohols ; methanol ; or whatever ?
>>767272586
Um I'm going to do this anyway because I'm not an unhealthy edgy teen dirtball and I don't have to "roll" to drink fucking water
Itt - trash
>>767272586
Please no i'm too lazy to go downstairs
>>767278771
thank god
>>767278694
>Is that the stuff that I pay premium rates to get distilled out of my exquisite Scotch single malt whiskies
It's not why you pay premium rates for your whiskey and it's added back before bottling to get the ABV correct, unless you're one of those people who drink cask strength whiskey.
rack
fuck off water faggot
>>767278880
Guess i'm trash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767278769
Did you seriously take my thread seriously
thinking this is supposed to be serious?
God you're stupid. Get off 4chan.
roll
Roll you cowards
Rolling
>>767272586
fine
unless its dubs
>>767279666
dammit satan..
>>767279666
wew
>>767279666
>>767279677
>>767279688
DIGITS
>>767272586
roll cause the kids thirsty
I don't know if I'd be able to follow through on this one, fellas
roll
rolling for my friend africa
>>767272586
I like water
>>767272586
>He was behind..
>>767272586
Roll
Roll.
>>767280444
Shit.
>>767272586
oh shit, fucking rolling
rolly polly
>>767280444
>>767279666
>>767277555
>>767273000
roll
>>767272586
>>767272586
never going to happen faggot
>>767272586
Rlrl
Roll
>>767272586
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Roll
Till
R o l l
>>767281666
again!
Roll For water
>>767272586
Rolling for this mad shit
>>767272586
WITNESS ME
Hah, like I'd actually fucking do it
>>767281666
DRINK WATER YOU SATANIC FUCK
Rollicking
Need that hydration mayne
Roll
Taking the Risk
WARNING!!!
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the
man I've only ever had half a glass of water
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>>767282460
hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep
>>767282460
I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Came to roll, staying for the butt hair story
Rell
Rolling for health
how am I supposed to get a glass of water on the patrician tier choice of transit - public
>>767278872
>"... unless you're one of those people who drink cask strength whiskey. " ;
Well, try zooming into the label on the bottle that is currently sitting on my bar and see exactly what it is that I am currently drinking from the glass alongside.
You might also notice on the label:
That like all Scotch Whisky - the correct spelling is " Whisky" (without an "e"), not
> "... whiskey. "
..... which is the misspelling typically used on all inferior American "Whiskey".
I need it
>>767272586
I'll fuckin risk it
>>767283105
Teenager. Brand follower rather than Al/could.
Roll nigga
Haha I’m in ehthipoia but I’ll still roll!! Hopefully I don’t hit dubs because I’d have to go dig a hole about 50 lions feet away from my hut. I’ll still probably get sick from the water because our shitting home is getting very deep and soupy and is probably contaminating the water supply. It’s impossible for me to be a nigger because there is no way I could have realized this connection.
>>767272586
bit risky
Not happening, forget about it.
