Who's your waifu, /b/?
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Who's your waifu, /b/?
>>767271247
Yeah I'm new, are you enjoying your nights?
>>767271285
Literally who?
>>767271320
That's a lot of little boxes I'm not familiar with. Please respond in English? I want to talk to you :<
>>767271543
But so do four other tomo claimers...
still here
and
>>767271706
I still only see one other one anymore really
cursed thread
>>767271795
Oh Smug-chan!
>hug
why didn't you just tell me?
>>767271808
Does it bother you?
>>767271808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK2UEtepNHY
>>767271671
I don't fucking have one because it's sad, and pathetic if you do.
>>767271849
*shrug* more fun?
Claiming best girl.
>>767271657
>sniped Saya
Wha-?
>>767271887
Cute forehead
>>767271964
Cute ears
>>767272013
Well then who is your favorite female anime character of all time?
>>767272044
You're such a troll...
How have you been?
>>767272086
Lewd.
>>767271671
I mean, you realize these are fucking, cartoons right? These are drawings created by some guy who gets paid money to draw these things that you obsess over. How did your life get this pathetic that you're obsessing over a cartoon drawing? I think of all the threads, these ones are the most cancerous. Even more so than the trap threads, and the self harming threads, because at least with the trap threads, real people are talking to real people about real things. You're the shit in the toilet of /b/ take this shit to anime.
>>767271671
The Guildmarm
>>767272132
Just painting some models. Trying to do some nice things with the metals
>>767271964
pretty nice but i'll probably stick to the original
>>767272132
They're not canon but luckily this artist draws her with them a lot.
>>767272231
It's from an album that covers iconic shugazi tracks into drone-ish versions, I like it a lot as a whole.
Morning. How are ya?
>>767272230
Pics plz
>>767272332
do the string thing plz!
>>767272338
In a bit. Still working on it. Hard to hold my hand steady and i think i need a smaller brush
>>767272013
>I don't have one because I'm sad
FTFY
>>767272169
Which guildmarm?
>>767272189
So, you're going to choose a cartoon drawing over a set of tits, that's what you're saying, right? Dude, don't retreat into your world of cartoon drawings and self loathing. Break out of that, and try to find yourself someone's pussy to fuck. There someone for everyone. Someone out there will let you fuck their pussy, granted you get passed your obsession with cartoons drawings and probably being a shit in who smells bad.
>>767272299
i'll have to check that out sometime, sounds like a nice listen
>>767272423
There is only one Guildmarm and that is Sophia, the other girls are Guild Clerks
>>767272147
I don't really want to read all that, anon.
There's nothing wrong with having a waifu. It just means she's your favorite female character.
>>767272169
Cute hipster glasses
>>767272230
...doesn't that strain your eyes? You're going to end up weariing bifocals ><
>>767272299
Omg I want a plushy like that now <3
>>767272332
Good morning!
Any plans for the summer? ^^
>>767272538
Hi there
>>767272425
What if I don't care about pussy? (or ass for that matter)
>self loathing
I'm perfectly happy with my life as it is
>>767272400
thank you much appreciated!
>>767272607
Yeah i also spend it hunched over the table. I dont really care too much about that.
>>767272508
Well theres technically a Guildmarm (sweetheart) in every MH game. Sweethearts are better though tbqhfamalam.
>>767272607
Morning~
Nope, sadly. I don't even know what I'm gonna be doing this week, all of my "plans" are always really sudden.
>>767272699
Amy time, comrade~
>>767272708
As I said the other girls are Guild Gals. Only Sophia has the title of Guildmarm and it has something to do with her traveling with the caravan from 4U. And Aisha (The Mooga sweetheart) is second best girl
>>767271671
DIO!
>>767272338
Alright its hard to get a good pic of it but im trying to do a bright streak of silver along the edge of the metal to give it that sharp kinda look if that makes sense
>>767272799
again!
Actually lemme go for now. Bye guys <3
>>767272699
Dude... be careful...
You won't be able to see the sky when you get older...
>>767272799
that's alright!
but now you have a good 3 months to plan what you want to do for summer ^^
>>767272890
tch! good claim
>>767273084
why they make glasses
>>767272213
source?
>>767272914
>>767273084
Yeah, hopefully I can find something to do desu. Also, bye!
>>767273318
Genshiken I believe
>>767273456
thanks a lot
>>767273449
I hope she is cheering her on!
>>767273135
People with hunchbacks cannot lift their head to see the sky.
>>767273540
Just lay down.
>>767273642
suuuuuup
>>767272425
Meh, I'm just not one for romantic relationships personally. Never have been, probably never will
>>767273515
She's just amazed at her skill~
French speaking dark hippie girls are my thing i guess
>>767273769
Good! she deserves credit for her skills!
>>767273833
How many do you know like that?
>>767273894
what's wrong with her skin?
>>767273911
thats a neat style
>>767273911
Source
>>767273894
Just the one that matters.
>>767274110
Samurai champloo
>>767274097
She's a poison blob.
>>767273894
What happened to your bitcoins?
>>767274203
Nice outfit
>>767274229
Bought more @ 5.5k €
>no husbandos yet
>>767274203
dark skin grosses me out
>>767274316
rude.
>>767271887
8/10 would smash
>>767274110
Fuu, samurai champloo
>>767274294
I don't want to live a wagecuck life.
>>767272425
Fake. Cartoon are more real than those saline implants ):
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
I want to make him smile.
>>767274276
Bunnysuits are like my favourite meme outfit.
>>767274316
That's your problem pleb.
>>767274444
Same but investing in miracles takes some time and luck.
>>767274578
me too
i need to watch season 2
>>767274578
Best of luck with that
>>767274631
I like maids and plug suits can be nice too.
>>767271671
you unironically
>>767274297
Amazing taste
>>767274631
And you do nothing except it?
>>767274693
>claiming bloodchan as your waifu
why anon why
>>767274358
what?
>>767274631
you "like" dark skin?
>>767274867
Brown (2D) Girls are a miracle of the universe
Tfw the only pic I could post of my waifu was a sample because of size limits.
>>767274987
isn't that abigail williams
>>767274729
I've been looking for a job, hopefully will start working in the following one or two weeks.
Will also go back to studies by the start of next school year.
>>767274689
Plug suits? Not sure what are they, NGE stuff?
>>767274867
>>767274977
This. Tanlines are also great.
>>767274977
hmm scent of cinnamon bedouin dreams and evening elvan are my picks
>>767275055
Yes
>>767275066
yeah just those skin tight suits are nice
>>767275085
she's cute but I hate the character herself from the Crucible
>>767274977
california gold is nice
>>767274977
>no yoruichi shihouin
>>767274979
very common pleb taste
>>767275066
Ergo you are on vacation?
>>767275275
That's what I was told I was getting until I only had a 4 hour shift left to do in my job.
>>767275120
Like a latex suit but not lood.
>>767275136
Yeah but in fgo she is a kawaii uguu eldritch loli
>>767275472
Correct but i also like long flowy dresses.
>>767275582
Specially if they have tons of decoration like accessories and ribbons.
>>767275472
Stop, when you had a 4 hour shift left you was told "You're getting a vacation" ?
>>767276011
maybe a few frilly things but not a ton id say. its too much.
>>767276011
>>767275582
Where does anyone get the energy to put that much shit on.
Rem claimed
>>767276115
I was told my vacation would start the day after x.
Day x comes and when I'm done with my morning shift boss tells me it was my last day in the contract and he wouldn't renew it.
Common practice to not renew a contract here because that means salary increases and possibility of becoming an effective worker which can be hard to get rid off.
>>767276152
Abundance is nice tho.
>>767276241
By being animus and having same clothes almost every day. Or being royalty and having people putting the clothes on you.
>>767276241
well the clothes i figure arent too bad neither is doing the hair. I figure makeup would be the biggest time spender
>>767276380
sure but there comes a point where its too much
>>767276380
>salary increases and possibility of becoming an effective worker which can be hard to get rid off.
>get rid off
Why?
Yo
Is that a cupcake I see?
>>767271671
my imaginary friends
>>767276664
Because my country is broken and when there's so many people looking for a job employers don't care about how good a worker is, they just wanna rotate them and save as much money as possible.
>>767276743
No but it's his folder.
>>767276815
Where are you from?
>>767276869
Portugal.
>>767276815
How did you know cupcake?
>>767276886
You mean you needn't become an effective worker because the salary will be the same?
>>767276980
Its Homikura
>>767276980
Posted on animus an year or two ago and so did he here.
>>767277099
I'd like to become an effective worker because that means your contract doesn't have a duration anymore.
Employers avoid people becoming effective workers. Salaries increase slightly for each year you have been working at the same place.
>>767277190
What?
>>767277294
Who are you in /animus/?
>>767277386
Myself. But I haven't posted there in a long time and I have a talent to be forgotten.
>>767277294
You don't want to work?
>>767277481
Is there anyone that wants to work? But yes, I'd like to not be a weight in society and have a monthly income.
>>767277560
i do. been job hunting hard and can't find shit
i've been too in my head, and it has me so fucking on edge and down and suicidal
>>767277480
What was your thread name in /animus/?
>>767277560
If you, for instance, are an effective worker and go to a new job, the salary will be bigger? Like you had worked here before?
>>767277925
snek bobbers
>>767277694
Is there such a thing as employment center where you live? There is here. I applied and like 4 months later they basically contacted me saying "our duty is to get you jobs but we don't have any jobs so go back to studies and we pay you food and transport or fuck off".
>>767277734
!IDFC4LifeI paired with some random shit or nothing at all.
>>767277849
No. But if you're an effective worker you won't drop your job for a new one unless this new one has a higher pay by default (example being an effective as supermarket cashier and dropping it for a job as a psychologist or some shit like that), or of course, if you think the new job will be more enjoyable/practical enough to be worth losing an effective contract.
Follow your dreams I guess.
>>767278091
The more effective worker you are, the higher probability of being discharged?
>>767278091
you mean like a temp agency? yeah there's a even a state run one. nothing so far but been trying and still trying, with not much in the way of actual help from them.
>>767278000
the best bobbers
>>767278091
What do you think of the people in /animus/?
>>767278316
Am I that bad at explaining things or you have a tendency to understand them wrong? Contracts last 6 months here, after 3 contracts your boss is forced to give you an effective contract which has no limit duration and basically means you're set for life until you want to move on or you fuck up really bad.
>>767278430
Most of them seemed nice. The literal dogfuckers that legit thought lolicons should be jailed triggered me pretty badly.
>>767278402
Yee, the one I'm applied to is state run as well. It's website is so hard to navigate it's not even funny.
>>767278656
Did you leave because of the dogfuckers? Who are the bad peeps there?
I am a man of fine taste and culture.
>>767278784
I left because one circlejerk is enough for me and this place feels more like home than 8ch does.
>Who are the bad peeps there?
Bad in which sense? I avoid just hating people but Revy seemed cancer af and I guess BC.
>>767278925
Pleb level furry. Begone T H O T
>>767271671
You wouldn't know her. She's from a Canadian anime.
Tho Revy posted Miku and that's what got my attention on him. Goddamn people making Miku look bad.
>>767278945
Which Revy the one with the blue hair? Did you start on /animus/ when they lived on /b/?
BC's alright.
>>767279033
Papi's best girl anyway
>>767279071
do you want to get up in my guts?
>>767279071
>>767278854
I tried to like this show, the overall idea was neat but holy shit it's aimed squarely at 12 year old asians looking for babbys first fap.
>>767279013
I don't know man her cosplay of Miku was great.
>>767279071
absolutely disgusting
>>767278656
Thanks for your patience.
Is there any country in Europe which isn't broken?
>>767279200
Rude
>>767279216
oh well
>>767279242
shit you right im sorry :(
>>767279440
It's OK
quit posting cutes
Good morning everyone...
>>767279629
reader!!!
!IDFC4life is a good poster
>>767279629
hola pepsi cola
>>767271671
First of all, delete your account. Secondly you're a nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767271706
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767279791
Why?
>>767271849
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767272132
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767272607
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767279731
>>767279766
>>767279818
How you cutes doin this mornin?
>>767273084
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767279826
Why do you want me to delete my account?
>>767271849
The only thing that bothers me is how long it took you to finally tell us you are a cute girl irl
>>767279908
watching mad max
>>767279936
Nope I'm male, I like football. AMA about it
>>767279908
I'm pretty tired. Maybe feeling the stress coming back up
>>767279908
pretty good waiting on my gf to get up
>>767279930
Delete your account. (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
>>767280159
Which one?
>>767279952
The original was so much better than fury road
>>767280036
Well you can always try and take a nap. Naps are the best
>>767280071
I'm glad technology has gotten better. Your waifu looks soo much better in 1080
>>767280357
I can't. I'm being a sneaky in a med class.
>>767280357
The first one was a lot less crazy. Its nice,
>>767280458
Come play with me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=byl0BLtO7UE
suicide is the only escape
>>767280357
yeah man how are you this morning?
>>767280545
what game
>>767280591
Why do soybois kill themselves?
>>767280682
Idk what do you like
>>767280772
>soyboy meme
because estrogen xd
>>767280785
all sorts. better to suggest something you yourself like
>>767280823
His music sucks anyway
>>767280208
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767280772
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767280865
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767280865
i appreciate the thought, thanks
>>767280903
>>767280918
>>767280941
What did BC ever do to you?
>>767280990
Its for liberals. You need to grow out of kid music and listen to real stuff
>>767281047
i appreciate the thought, thanks
I'll bbl <3
>>767281083
Then you can stop being a sissy soyboy fagbag
>>767280449
Step 1: Lay on the floor
Step 2: When the teacher asks you what you're doing, tell them you're pretending to be the patient so you can understand what they're going through.
Step 3: PROFIT!
>>767280458
Well, it's crazy is packed into like 20 solid minutes. Much nicer than that crazefest Fury Road
>>767280615
Just woke up, bout to level some alts in WoW then go to work. I just hope my boss isn't there so I can get in some reading.
>>767281047
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767281167
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767281167
okay thanks for the encouragement
>>767280995
Nothing. Honestly I forgot why I started to call him a nigger faggot. It's just a tradition now I guess.
>>767281083
i ApPrecIaTe tHe tHoUGHt thAnkS
>>767281180
"I'm going to reenact the reaction of a patriot suffering from a stress-induced stroke."
>>767281180
True enough. I think ill watch the first 3 again before the end of today. think they will make another movie?
>>767281276
that is an accurate representation, yes
>>767281180
your boss a cunt?
Just bruised my knee cuz I jumped out of my damn skin playing EfT.
>>767281630
that's going to haunt you tomorrow
>>767281296
See? You got it! Now all you need is a bandage to cover your eyes with and BAM, nap achieved!
>>767281329
Man I hope not. MM2 was decent and Thunderdome was 90% filler until the ending. Fury Road was just... bland. Generic dystopian wasteland plot with "Hey F&F is popular, lets add that in" effects.
>>767281463
Na, hes more of a "be prepared for any customer" type of boss in a dying store in a dying mall. I might see 3 ppl an hour until our busy 90 min, then it's 15-20 tops
>>767281877
sounds super easy whats your pay?
>>767281711
Escape from Tarkov
>>767281717
Yeah, gonna be a fat ol' bruise right near the knee cap
>>767281877
didnt fury road make like a ton of movie? 378 mil off a 150mil budget. not too bad.
>>767281976
howd it spook ya?
>>767282056
Was walking around the new map which hasn't had the AI implemented yet so there's no noise unless players start fighting and I don't know the map yet so I'm lost af. Was dead quiet walking down an aisle in a store when loud ass gunfire went off near me and spooked the soul right out of me. Laid low and waited for all that to finish up and extracted afterwards
>>767282370
reminds me of tom clancy advanced warfighter on the 360. Game didnt have any gun noises which was very very weird. I dont know if that was an option or something but it made the game so quiet.
>>767281964
$10/hr. It's literally my 3rd fav job when my boss isn't there, right before pizza delivery and building outdoor furniture for a retailer. When he's there, it's like nails on a chalkboard
>>767282056
Yea it did... I just HOPE they don't make another. But as long as ppl pay to see something and a movie ends in the black, they'll keep beating it with a stick
>>767282567
Well everyone wants their own universe thing like marvel now so yeah
Tu tu ruu
>>767282732
Cute
>>767282732
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>>767282567
fucking lit
