Femanon thread. Ask the grills of 4chan questions No tits required
low quality bait
>>767270901
This thread has gone on for a month now and we get plenty of awesome advice....are you this new kid?
>>767270901
>>767271046
Same fag
>>767270873
Tits, timestamp or gtfo
>>767270873
this 4chan, bitch. there's nothing like "no tits requried", you whore. tits or gtfo. stupid cumbag.
>>767271156
>>767271090
>implying OP is a woman
What a fucking retard
>>767270873
The last thread had 3 real women at the very best. The rest were incels and other retards pretending to be women.
w/o proof you idiots don't deserve better
>>767271253
Plenty of women that come to these threads and provide proof. The best has been vocaroo chan. Has shared her image and uses vocaroo to record her responses to questions.
Threads been around for a while now and it's had some solid advice and has even helped some anons get the girls they wanted
>>767271244
hello newfriend.
>>767271373
I think you don't even know what that term means
>>767270873
My gf can't cum. What do I do?
>>767271356
Hey anon!
I showed up at the last thread right before it 404'd.
I'm usually not on here at this time seeing as it's 3am and I'm unable to use vocaroo but I mean I can still try my best to type my answers. It's just not as fun
>>767270873
OP you are a special kind of retard to think a majority of the "girls" replying to these threads aren't dudes pretending to be girls or traps (which is kinda the same thing)
Only advice for women you need is to be nice and not be creepy
Once they fall in love you can be a dick if you want once in awhile
>>767271426
Of course 2nd and OP are me you fucking retard.
Wow you should just go
>>767271395
tits or gtfo!
>>767271473
Yea not that great of advice lol.
I'm sure you're not exactly rolling in the pussy my friend.
Plenty of girls here that have proven themselves...i don't understand why you seem to think 4chan is this secret little boys club lol
>>767271395
another newfriend, so: hello, boy!
>>767271054
>summerfags calling summerfags summerfags.
irony.jpg
I know femanons in past threads they want the same thing. But my gf wants me to be more dominant, both in the bedroom and outside of it. So my questions are...
Why do girls love to be dominated so much?
And how do I go about being more dominant?
This thread so far:
>Holy shit, I can swear on this website and call people retards and my mom and teachers won't get angry at me!
/b/ is a porn board now, this sort of thread goes on /adv/
When did you first realise that some people are desperate enough to believe you’re a grill?
>>767271460
Granted in skeptical because you cant use vocaroo but fuck it. You have mentioned before you can't use it at night I guess.
Anyway how was your sunday?
>>767271503
only you would miss the point, a special boy you are
>>767271460
tits or gtfo whale
>>767271396
try spicing things up, apply sriracha or cinnamon to genitals prior to the act
>>767271591
>>767271590
Samefag
>>767271602
>how do I go about being more dominant?
if you have to ask the question, I have some bad news for you.
>>767271626
Well i am a girl lol
When did you realize that your precious boys club had girls in it?
>>767271850
No girl would ever say that
>>767271681
It as actually pretty awesome!
I went to this old bank that was made in the 1920s that's been converted into a restaurant for brunch and they have a live burlesque show that goes on in the basement and it was magical and it had bottomless mimosas so I got my money's worth haha
Then I finally took my dog to a dog park for the first time and it was nice to see my boy being able to run free with other dogs.
So it was a good day!
And yours?
>>767270873
How do you feel about the "waifus" of 4chan? By this, I mean teenage attention whores prone to milking orbiters for all they're worth, e.g. Ciara from /r9k/.
>>767271562
I'm actually married now so no I'm not rolling in pussy anymore
Just one
Women aren't as hard to.get or.figure out as.you think
Sex is another issue for most men though
If we go by statistics I know when I walk into a room of 100 men that on average only 3 of them will be bigger of same size as me
So basically I don't have to try that hard to make a girl cum
Most women just generally want a nice guy
You can tell which ones have had asshole men before
If they haven't had one yet they will then you play nice guy and swoop in
I don't know dude you sound young but maybe someday you'll figure it out
Also young girls are stupid
They don't know what they want yet
>>767271602
How to do it is hard for me to explain but I can easily say why.
Anytime someone asks that question I tell them to look at the animal kingdom yes we are different but in a lot of ways we aren't too different from them.
One would be mating...most species are the male showing his power over the other males (fighting, showmanship)
And the female goes to the one she sees as the strongest because strong/superior male equals strong/superior babies.
It's the same with us. Granted women don't see it as "Ok who's going to give me the best child" it's subconsciously what we want. So this is why lots of girls choose the "assholes" over the nice guy in a lot of situations.
>>767271958
Plenty of girls would lol
>>767272219
Stupid young girls do this
>>767272133
I didn't feel like "waifu" had that meaning...i mean it's just a term for a guys internet crush really...
But as for the attention whores I couldn't really care less...im not an extremist on any level so I don't care about what people do. If they're not hurting anyone then it's none of my concern. Let them be the biggest attention whores for all I care.
>>767271626
Kek
I actually like this movie btw
>>767270873
Does having your partner fuck you while you sleep turn you on?
>>767272306
Stupid young girls go for the assholes yea...it takes time for girls to find out what actual confidence and dominance is.
But no matter what the age it's those 2 traits girls want.
Or if you're lucky you get a messed up bitch that's into being a Dom or something
>>767272437
He never has and I doubt he could do that without waking me bit I actually wouldn't mind at all and think the idea of it is kinda hot. Though I think that should only be a thing for couples who have been together for a cool minute...i think that might scare a new gf off if you wanted to do that.
>>767272513
I came from a very abusive household, so I loved in fear most of my life and never really developed a "dominant" personality. I'm no once, I've had some success with women, obviously since I have a gf right now. But she knew this going into the relationship and it's been just over 2 years.
But yeah, recently she told me she needs to be dominated, but she's also told me she loves me the way I am. So I am confuse on what do.
>>767272735
Jesus, incel* not once
>>767272605
What makes you think you're some kind of guru you bighead bitch
>>767272735
The need to be dominated is a very strange feeling honestly...when I think of it I like it because it makes me feel wanted and sexy....like if I always had to bust the moves on my bf first of start to feel like maybe he doesn't think I'm sexy or crave me in that way.
But it's incredibly hot AND it makes me feel damn good when he's the one grabbing me and pushing me on the bed and being on top of me. .the sense of urgency from a guy can make a girl feel like a damn goddess.
So to me your girl loves you obviously but just wants you to be the one to take over and show her that you still crave her
>>767272802
Bighead? Lmfao
I have a lot of experience child
>>767272964
Well, that clears some things up. Thanks.
>>767273499
No problem. Hope things work out anon!
https://youtu.be/iLDGBUCXGZA
see
>>767273618
No thank you lol
Bump
Bamp
What does it mean if a girl sends a picture of her feet in socks?
>>767275669
Were the socks plain?
>>767275970
No. They had a super hero design.
Here is one for you to answer there is a grill that comes in to where I work her husband is dying and she asked me to come outside and talk to her. So I'm talking to her and she is asking me things like an I single why am I single and do I have kids stuff like that. So after a bit she tells me her husband told her to get laid and asked if I was down to fuck well I went down the road with her and I have to say one of the best I have ever had REALLY want her again. But she only text me every now and then when she has free time. I guess my question is why the fuck was she asking me all these personal questions if all she wanted to do was fuck?
>>767276175
Maybe she was just trying to show them off?
I mean a pic of plain socks is weird but if I had on some cute socks I really liked I probably might send a friend a pic of them or something
>>767276240
Because some people don't want to meddle in other people's affairs.
Even if she just wants to fuck it doesn't mean she has no soul and doesn't care about potentially ruining a relationship/family.
You have no kids and no girl? Great that means no guilty conscious for her
>>767276377
Then all she had to ask was hey you single not go into asking a shit load of questions and me and her showing pics of our kids to one another
>>767271562
Post your tits then with timestamp. I can put on a girlie voice too faggot so I must be a girl.
>>767276583
Maybe she just wanted to known if she was about to fuck a serial killer or not lol
Just a little bit of info before she lets you go balls deep isn't terrible to ask for
>>767276601
Doubt your girl voice is even believable lol
>>767270873
>No tits required
Know how I can tell this thread is bait?
>>767277072
Clearly don't know what bait means new friend
Bump
If you could have a penis that could show up and go away whenever you wanted would you get it? If you had to pick a size for your own penis what would you want it to be?
>>767271396
I assume you eat her out? I guess maybe try using a vibrator.
>>767278061
No.
>>767278061
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1j4I4ki13XE
Also hey I can use vocaroo now!
>>767278412
vocaroo chan do you have any pic of your body?
>>767278962
Well not bare since I'm against that but sure
>>767279056
damn no no nude pics nice body tho
>>767279259
Yea sorry I don't post any sort of nude or sexually explicit photos anon.
Bump
>>767279056
any pic with underwear?
>>767279647
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLfpa0jGYz
>>767271792
underrated comment
>>767279838
Why do you come to 4chan? You know it's just going to be a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers asking you to post tits.
>>767271850
I don't think of 4chan as a boys club, but a) what's wrong with having a boy's club and b) I love that women have to hide their gender on here and can't beg for special treatment.
I also like these threads where girls are invited to reply and share their stories and experiences.
>>767270873
>No tits required
That's where you're wrong, bitch. Tits or gtfo.
>>767272149
>Also young girls are stupid
yeah, but they got the best goods.
>>767271850
show timestamp with proof
>>767279995
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRBLfGF3Yx
Sorry if I sound weird...i can hear my dogs messing around and it's hard to focus lol
>>767279056
hot af if you aske me
>>767280207
Well thanks i suppose
>>767280276
can u post a pic what you are wearing now?
>>767280182
Ok, I hear you on the gore stuff and being fascinated by it, but does it not get to you when like, someone is being murdered and shit? Some of the stuff here I get it, people die by getting hit from a rogue bus or whatever, but the shit where people are hacking of limbs on living people? I've never liked watching that stuff, scares me.
Also, how long have you been browsing 4chan? When did you discover it? How?
>>767270873
What's the most extreme example of misogyny you've personally experienced in the real world?
my girlfriend wants pictures of my flaccid dick, are girls some girls actually into that or is there something else going on here?
>>767280276
I actually meant it. How come you said, I guess? Is that a bad compliment to give?
Not trying to be douchy, just trying to peer inside the mind of a wymyn
>>767280450
*I suppose
>>767280430
tell you what, there was a long time before my gf saw my dick flaccid. If I was naked with her there was a 99% chance we were doing it or at least fooling around. I used to wonder if she ever wondered what it was like not fully erect haha
>>767280329
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1miFh99JEAt
My sleepiness is Hittin me
>>767270873
>He was behind..
>>767271792
Best comment of the thread
>>767280368
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fz0ipPMdE9
>>767280450
Women secretly love to hear things like that, but they act offended or at best indifferent so that if you become rich in the next 20 years they can claim sexual harassment and walk away with an out of court settlement.
>>767280392
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qjlMZG2tli
>>767280537
Why are you pulling an all nighter?
>>767280430
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ofk6KSlfl2
>>767280554
What are you trying to show us? Manhattan signature just brings up Manhattan style of clothing/accessories. Also while we’re on the subject why is that other spam bot always posting about Elon Musk?
>>767280450
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDcE1BhNgt
>>767281013
favorite movie
>>767272735
Just try to calmly take control of the situation. tell her what to do during sex.
who did you vote for 2016 election?
>>767280838
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12xb5yJolHt
>>767279056
I like your shirt
Do you like old (or new) comics?
I'm a comic geek but I only like the old ones, the new sjw Marvel is cancer
>>767280916
exactly what I was thinking but when I brought it up she got really defensive and acted like I was judging her even though I said I was just wondering why she wanted that. she said she thought it was hot but I haven't heard a girl say that before so was wondering if other femanons would agree with it or not
>>767281084
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16li9a4P1cf
>>767279056
can we get a clearer picture of your face, if that's something you're willing to share (with a bunch of lonely faggots)
>>767281150
I don't vote
>>767279056
no tits
>>767279056
if i could be a woman whenever i wanted to id make sure i had boobs
have you dated or had sexual relationship with a black guy?
>>767281337
Hey Vocaroo girl, I have spoken to you in these threads before. I remember you saying you're not into submissive men at all and that you need your man to be more or less totally dominant with you all the time. I was wondering therefore how you would feel about your man wanting to wear a chastity device. This is not a kink of mine so I gain no sexual gratification from this whatsoever, but it's a kink I can't wrap my mind around and wondered how you viewed it. Thanks
>>767281249
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BBXoL0YE9Q
Any of you lucky ladies want to go out for dinner, a restaurant, perhaps McDonald's?
>>767281750
You sure know how to woo a lady anon, if you bought me some gas station mystery meat wraps I'd drop my panties for you in a jiffy
>>767281369
Yea I don't mind.
That pic isn't exactly new btw.
I just don't find a reason to take body shots so I'm sort of lacking in them lol
Step right up fellas, place your bets.
Odds today are 20:1 she fell asleep, the over/under time today is 7 minutes, bidding starts at $5 minimum with side bet starting at $1. Bitcoin and Paypal are accepted. What'll it be??
>>767281793
I'm hard all the way in Aus right now. Thats a good thing
>>767281889
Really, really pretty. Wow.
And to think, you're not stuck up or a huge bitch in general, just a chill, mellow girl.
Overall faith in humanity: 2.7% restored.
>>767281889
What's wrong with your face, it looks fake
>>767281994
What if I told you I were hard for you anon?
>>767281445
I'm a c36 lmfao
All about angles bro
When you have big-ish boobs graphic tees are your worst enemy...i was standing with my back bent back so the design was visible lol
Also isn't my dog adorable??
>>767282045
Fucking hell
>>767281474
>>767281445
Samefag moron
>>767282027
excuse me, but I will defend her honor
>>767271156
Amen to this. "No tits required." What kind of a fucking joke has this place become?
>>767282063
damn girl do you have some tig ole biddies. no wonder that dog so happy fuck
>>767281601
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jmBeKsa7IS
>>767282070
I'm stroking it to you right now anon, imagining that strong Aussie accent that gets me so wet
>>767282143
Of course you will, you are fake as her, fucking painted whores
>>767281889
Since we've been polite.. can we see asshole? Sorry
>>767282169
It's fun to talk to girls, why do you drive them away?
Also as long as she's not pulling the "I'm a woman card" to help her win an argument or carry her point or otherwise receive special treatment, most of us are cool with it.
This thread is a "safe space"...Tits or GTFO still very much applies outside of this thread anons
>>767281728
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zEi1xRNz5S
>>767282248
>Wet
>Hard
Which one is it?
You have been visited by the melon pan imouto of delicious baked goods. Pat her on the head and all your bread will be sweet and delicious.
>>767282007
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3QJl06ebc
>>767282235
>black men are disgusting
>it takes a lot in me to act civil and not completely be disgusted
>black people are fucking disgusting
I'm dying Vocaroo. No wonder you like it here so much, you fit right in with so many here lmao
>>767282255
Thou won'st think so lowly of mine broadsword when I yield it against thee anon
>>767282027
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1M4Fv6xXolc
>>767282485
Anyone got any ink? Too risky not to do it
>>767282209
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jcCtM86kja
>>767282511
>grew into your looks
Man, I never grew into anything lol. Never got tall, never had great hair, never developed a full, strong jaw, or a nice large deek. Always wondered what it would be like to be halfway decent. Not like Brad Pitt or anything, just to look in the mirror and think damn I look good, not, wow my hair looks awful, my forehead is way too big, my nose looks like a fucking beak, my skin is oily, and my face looks more feminine than masculine. Life as an ugly person suuuuuuucks.
>>767282283
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCbZRShwlS
>>767281889
do you have makeup now? any pic w/o makeup?
>>767282461
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oC2znJjo4g
Hey I could be dressed like a ghost burning crosses on their lawn and stuff...
Id say I'm pretty civil lol
>>767282761
lol, I was totally messing around but your response made me genuinely laugh. Thanks femanon.
Two things: 1) I know you're not dominant but that first part made me feel funny. 2) I'm pretty sure you made your female dog lesbian with your magnificent boobies vocaroo gal. that's why we couldn't hear her growl cause she was so happy
New femanon reporting. Bored at work. What up, cunts.
>>767271396
Can she get herself off? If not, she needs to get used to her body a bit more. If so, then she needs to take your hands and show you exactly where to touch and with how much pressure and how quickly/slowly before building up to anything else.
>>767271602
Personally, I like to be dominated because my job requires me to be very dominant. I like to switch off from life and being told what to do in the bedroom is a nice way to enjoy things without the pressure. Also it’s good to know you’re doing what he wants when he tells you exactly what to do.
>>767271813 this is true tho
>>767272133
The Internet will 5eva be full of attention whores.
>>767272437
Have never had this happen. Would be hot to wake up to him sliding in so long as I was wet enough.
>>767276240
Making sure you have nobody to get pissed at you for fucking her. Making sure you’re not a serial killer.
>>767280392
When I was about 9, I was at my friend’s house and a bunch of us were building a treehouse and one of the girls cut herself on a saw so my friend’s Dad’s said none of the girls were allowed to use the saw.
>>767280430
Not into it, personally.
>>767281150
Not Amerifag.
>>767281601
Kissed a black guy once in a club. He kept telling me I’m beautiful, I think that’s all he could say. His lips were huge and his breath was bad. Where I live there’s not a lot of black people so that’s my only experience.
>>767281750
Yes. Chicken Select meal with BBQ sauce please.
>>767282027
I think that’s a Snapchat filter.
>>767282283
holy shit, so this is what they mean by a nice guy. I've been called that a lot for being perpetually single but gotta say don't think I've ever pulled shit like that. wow
>>767283000
this is the most boss fucking response i've ever read. fucking wow did you just become legend in my book
>>767282525
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fxgBCkmeah
>>767283129
any nude pix?
>>767283229
None saved on this phone. I only send nudes on Snapchat when I’m single and I have only had this phone while single.
>>767282845
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWfK8gpbV4
>>767283129
W-what up?
>>767282983
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16BJwuRRcZo
>>767283300
I was hoping you could pay for the McDonald's
>>767283129
>>767283216
So the concept of girls craving for bbc in 4chan is just a myth?
>>767283141
I..I dunno if you're pissed off haha
>>767283048
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CchFqezlF1
>>767283216
I wish your entire response were as understandable as the last 30 seconds, but wow, I can actually understand why you feel the way you do. I have met a lot of good, decent black people that aren't like that though. I totally appreciate where you're coming from and don't blame you, but just know there are some good niggers out there, to quote my step-grandfather.
Also, confession, but the behavior you just described brought up all these flashbacks of how women behave. Like, they're super nice to you, sweet and innocent, and at the drop of a hat they just fucking turn on you and get lethal for no fucking reason. I admit I am pretty sexist for the fact that most women are simply incapable of just being chill, which I think is why I'm always so surprised at your answers.
>>767270873
>Ask a roleplaying neckbeard your virgin questions
Cool thread, sage goes in all fields.
>>767270873
bait
>>767283491
Yeah you get mine, I’ll get yours.
>>767283491
new best comment on this thread, confirmed
>>767282874
So thats what an American sounds like.
>>767283592
not pissed off at all, twas merely an observation
>>767283568
I mean I have been accused of being a size queen, and quite rightly cause I do love me some large dix, but if I’m looking for porn I’ll always skip past the black dudes.
>>767283456
You're very pretty, anon.
>>767283186
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BwIC3ZCGx9
>>767271396
>My gf can't cum. What do I do?
nothing, only roasties can cum.
>>767283129
Dangerous tools like saws should be best left in the hands of competent men. Feel free to play along though. I'm sure it can be fun to pretend to be a man.
>>767283679
I thought we went over this 2bh.
>>767283975
Rightly said brother
>>767280810
Just wondering, what’s the general area you live in?
>>767284000
I mean, you can order it, bring it here, and I’ll give you the money.
>>767283975
I can’t help but agree with you now that I am old and wise. Took me three years to buy a set of screwdrivers for my flat.
>>767283609
Sorry I went on a 5 minute rant :(
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWjNsVZ1Wq
>>767283821
Thanks anon
>>767283440
What is up, you cunts?
>>767284191
Sounds like a date.
>>767284386
Fucking yes. If they forget my BBQ sauce we’re going up that McDonald’s and stealing all the tiny milks, ok?
>>767284092
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1daWwbWMwsX
>>767282874
You saying asshole was cute enough anyway.
>>767284160
I live in Los Angeles anon
>>767284531
i'm sorry
>>767283870
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BwIC3ZCGx9
You do realize there's a touch of ghetto black girl in your accent, right? At any rate, are you not worried about getting doxxed and having some retard with your pics and voice clips of you saying some really fireable shit fucking with your life?
>>767284369
You're aus, aren't you?
>>767284568
Haha it's not that bad. I'm born and raised here so I'm used to it
>>767282063
jesus christ youre beautiful
>>767284438
Tiny milks?
>>767284669
No, but I can see why you’d think so. Give you two more guesses.
>>767284438
Nevemind, I know the milks haha
>>767283456
Any other pix with less makeup like this? Think I saw this pic before.
>>767284662
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XhvYC7qkyj
>>767284771
You've said you're not American...so lets go with Japanese or Spanish? Lol
>>767284771
paki
>>767284715
Thanks anon
>>767284778
Well yea you probably have lol.
I don't have much without makeup seeing as that's a bit boring to me. I take selfies with makeup because i like to showcase My art lol but here you go
>>767284859
do you hate hispanics as well?
what do you think about fantasies related to bbc? do you think its true?
>>767284859
As long as it doesn't bite you in the ass, I guess. Since you live in a community surrounded by people you don't particularly like are you stuck in doors all the time or do you socialize with people you hate?
>>767285325
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12BFsOE77uM
>>767285092
Keked
>>767284874
No, I'm Scottish.
>>767284531
Cool deal just trying get some context. How is it?
>>767285494
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2XwWaKxRn
>>767285576
We'd get on like a house on fire.
>>767285720
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xy60KeVxOD
>>767285857
Don’t doubt it. I’m a top burd.
>>767284777
Haha good. My friend likes to drink them. She’s a fucking reprobate.
>>767280392
Aside from misogynist lawmakers or woman hating idiots online, probably either being catcalled or when I was in elementary school and the boys could roughhouse as much as they wanted and got grass stains all over their pants every day and the girls weren't allowed to run in the field because "our shoes might get muddy".
>>767280430
No idea why she might want that.
>>767281150
I was underage, but probably would have voted for Jill Stein (I live in New York tho so my vote is basically worthless)
>>767281601
No, I grew up in a town that was 80% white and 20% latino.
>>767285745
Do gangs fuck with the locals at all? I imagine if you don't walk around at night or go into sketch alleyways you'll be fine, but do gangbangers harass people just walking on the street like they're usually portrayed in the media or is it mind your business and they don't care?
>>767286478
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QRESvRCrST
Okay I got a question. Throughout my life I have not had the confidence to so much as look at a woman from across the room, like I can't even perform step 1 in the courting process. I need to know, am I attractive whatsoever? I don't think I'm horribly ugly but it has never even crossed my mind while speaking to a women that she might be interested in me. I cannot see any way in which my beta-male nothingness could hold the gaze of a woman when in my daily life I see countless Chads just milling about in my vicinity. Any woman could have their pick of whichever clearly superior male they want, so why on Earth would they even consider me? That's the thought process that keeps me from even trying to flirt with girls. I know that if I ever tried they would just laugh at my pathetic attempt at posturing like the other males do. They would be incredulous at my boldness to even consider a reality in which their pristine female form is attracted to my gross fivehead. Femanons, please tell me if I am worth even a pity fuck
https://i.imgur.com/Gx2vKQA.jpg
>>767287012
You care way too much about why you can’t get laid to get laid.
You’re not unattractive. But that pose is ridiculous. You’re not my type but you’ll be someone’s.
Oh, yess, I do agree, that's just a pic I sent to a friend recently wherein I ironically do a facebook whore duckface
How do women feel about self improvement? Because Im trying to improve myself so that when I go back next semester I'll be better than I was.
I want to impress people. So I guess id like opinions on that as well.
>>767286984
do you carry guns to defend yourself from tough neighborhood? as an american, what do you think about whole 2nd amendment thing?
>>767286984
>I lost what I was talking about
lol, it's all good you covered everything that I asked. At any rate, I gotta go to class. Thanks for taking your time, anon. Best of luck living in the hood.
>>767270873
>Femanon thread. Ask the grills of 4chan questions No tits required
no thanks. not all of us are neckbearded, fedora wearing faggots that want to waste our time talking to retarded femanons.
Do you guys do anal?
>>767287588
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TBDH6LWZVd
Women (and I guess guys?): how do I give a guy a handjob?
College age, never really done anything sexual. Have a bf now and wer getting to that stage, but I've never really had any experience, nor do I really have any friends to ask about it....
>>767287012
You have 666 on your shoulder? Are you stupid?
>>767287341
Fuck, my reply got lost just there. Goddamnit. I think what I was saying is that’s some of what you’re saying doesn’t compute with the way I have sex.
Personality is a huge deal for me. So I couldn’t base decision to fuck on looks alone.
Also I don’t go around thinking I have my pick of any guys. I would only consider sleeping with a guy if he’s flirting with me. So I would suggest flirt.
>>767287562
Very into it. I am super into improving myself so it’s attractive when a guy does it. And don’t do what my ex did and better yourself to get a gf and then let yourself go when you’ve got one. It’s difficult to come back from that.
>>767287588
I grew up in a relatively rough town but nothing insane. I’m also in the UK so don’t have the gun issue. When I moved out of my parents I just learned to walk home certain routes and to carry my keys. Now that I can afford to I just live in a nicer area.
>>767287751
I do.
>>767287946
It's called the Mark of the Beast, bro. Wanna make sure Satan's legions know I'm gucci when Armageddon comes.
Just look at this thread and how big it is, no way would OP get all these responses if he didnt lie to us and claim to be a grill.
You weakminded newfags disgust me.
>>767288150
OP never claimed to be a girl dumbass
>>767270873
What kind of makeup do you use?
>>767288262
makes little difference as other people have claimed it and people responded because of it.
But im fine with you thinking a guy is a girl and just talking to someone because they are a girl, whatever floats your boat.
>>767288471
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sM7HVhz31e
>>767288611
Do you enjoy the attention?
and no its not a rhetoric question.
>>767288611
The meme is not dead. I worked hard on it and there will be over 100 new ones for Shitmas this year.
>>767285138
That's a loooot of makeup. I hate when girls pretend they have no make up when they are caked up like this. Fuck you. Coming from another girl. Simply fuck you, liar.
rate me
>>767283456
This one is a cakeface too. Fake bitch.
>>767270873
If a guy wishes to be an asshole-licking servant for you, does it make you lose respect for him and turn you off? What pattern of tongue movement do you like on your asshole?
>>767281889
What does a man have to do to get in your pants?
>>767270873
Wouldyou allow a man to fuck you if he had this done to him? Or would he be tainted?
>>767285138
Lip gloss, makeup foundation, blush, eyebrow pencil, mascara
"no makeup"
Die in a fire.
>>767288789
Yea i answered your question and all but I'm freaking out over those 3 knocks you hear near the end. :/
They were loud and idk who the fuck did that
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWbppgawMZ
>>767289220
>>767288920
>>767288878
Wew lass, women sure are catty
>>767289260
Can you answer >>767288935 this?
>>767289260
how many cocks have you sucked in the past 5 years? Do you enjoy facials?
>>767289260
to be honest it kinda was a rhetorical question, just wanted to see your level of honesty.
you kinda dodged the question, if you didnt enjoy attention and were not seeking it you would not have posted pictures and would not make these vocaroo clips, but i might be wrong, so IF you are not doing all this to get attention, then why are you doing it?
>>767289413
YEAH! Real nasty questions are good
>>767288878
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zM6cj3l7HT
>>767279056
these fucking soyboys and whitenights. She isn't going to date any of you, or show you tits you pathetic faggots.
>>767289311
://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWGwtYm6zs
>>767289587
>>767289220
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19GrrM0Z4bq
Do all girls bleed on their first time?
>>767289541
This is your heavy makeup. With fake eyelashes. Bold colors.
That "no makeup" look is also you in makeup. It's obvious.
Or edited to heaven and back. Stop lying.
Or are your eyebrows permanently tattooed on?
>>767289785
No.
>>767289661
>women arent that retarded.
if we are really honest here, people in general are idiots and it when it comes to actual intelligence, women (in general) have a little less.
How long have you been here, because that is some basic shit.
>>767288965
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gV7ulneGPH
>>767289541
can u take a selfie now and post it?
Y'all GAY AF
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
>>767289826
No scientific proof of that. Minor differences. Not in general population.
