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Who is the most powerful character in all of fiction.

Note that this includes Marvel etc. God is probably only mid-tier.
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>>754488382
Sodium chloride
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>>754488382
TOAA
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>>754488382
kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754488382
Bimmy and jimmy
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The Man with the Power
Or Nate Grey, Legion, the One Above All is probs the top though
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Dr Manhattan
He can do anything
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AYYYYYYY LMAO
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>>754488382
Hitler and the holocaust (which never happened so it's fiction)
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>>754488689
>>754488705
kirby just ate two bitches
praise your true overlord
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Potentially the Hulk
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Jörmungandr
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GOKU OR VEGETA

THREAD
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Ultra Instinct Shaggy
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>>754489085
>eaten by kirby
>super sayian kirby
/thread
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>>754488808
This is true.
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The one above all
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this fucker
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Trump is.
His sheer power brought him out of the meme realm into our real life, embedded his existence into our reality as if he had always been here and then shitcloaked himself into office.
This anime character is so powerful that he has become the IRL president of the united states and is now destroying our modern world we built trough the centuries with mere twitter shitposts and vaguely worded insults.
He is truly the strongest.
>>754489506
This one doesn't count, it's only about fictional characters you autist.
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Alucard
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>>754488382
Clearly Popeye get rekt faggots
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>>754489687
>alucard
>strongest power is that he can become all people he killed at once
Are you mentally challenged?
If we follow OP's example, god could just smite that fucker if they wanted to.
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>>754489506
kirbied
>om nom bitch
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Hilloli frieza
https://youtu.be/fMZiHT1hqGc
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>>754489457
Doomsday(adult stage)
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>>754489958
Alucard exists and doesn't exist everywhere. If you kill him somewhere he just exists somewhere else.
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Entropy? He actually destroyed the universe because he was bored.
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isn't it obvious?
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Haruhi Suzumiya
She can control reality
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>>754490631
>kirby eats him
>kirby is one punch blob
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>>754490467
God can just declare his nonexistence tho?
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bugs bunny after he declares war or is in drag if you're a man
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>>754490825
>>754490825
he could rip kirby's stomach with half a punch
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>>754491243
>kirby eats him
>kirby IS one punch man
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anyone have an high res picture OP posted but just goku?
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Heaven Ascension DIO and his stand The World Over Heaven
He can not only rewrite reality with almost no restrictions, his stand also provides him with a time stop ability (equal to or greater than 9 seconds at a time)
The precision of The World Over Heaven can be measured my knowing that its precision is either equal to or greater than Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum
There was a scenario shown in which Jotaro was shown a silhouette of someone they were trying to find (Dio) and Star Platinum was able to locate a bug in that photo and draw it with such realism that you could've compared that image drawn by Star Platinum with images from an encyclopedia and confirm what bug it was with ease
On top of that The World Over Heaven has the capacity of punching a hole through the average person's abdomen
Also Heaven Ascension DIO has regenerative abilities, is extremely good at brainwashing, can teleport within and through dimensions
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the dark hole card, all your whatevers are fightin over whos stronger, it sends em into a black hole in space to die
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>>754492240
eaten by kirby
kirby is dark hole
>eat a dick™
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y'all niggaz are fucking gay otaku or marvel cheerleaders
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>>754492491
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754492546
>confirmed gay otaku
>probably already has a dick in his mouth
just step ur game up negro
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>>754488382

Opm.
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>>754492642
>black-gay-weeb
>original
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754491288

Sorry fam. Kirby can't eat bosses until he beats them first. Gameover
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Yep. Fuck your shit. Rick is the smartest person ever. Go ahead, hate me.
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>>754492878
>implying any kirby bosses are in this thread >implying kirby hasn't already won
>eated by kirby
>you died
>eat a dick™
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>>754493025
eaten by kirby
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>>754493112

If something like Majin Buu was eaten by Kirby, could Buu absorb Kirby from within? Would Kirby absorb Buu, would they merge into a new being?
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>mfw you niggaz think that the kirby that eats them is more powerful than the kirby that creates them
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but kirby can do dodgeframes, he only has to dodge one of one punch mans attacks to be able to get close to him and suck him

it's a matter of circumstance; will kirby dodge the first attack? If not then Kirby is fucked, if yes then Saitama is sucked.
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>>754489343
Sorry buu tried this and it didn't work
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>>754493368
>kirby eats kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754493305
>kirby
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>>754493573
which one eats which one tho?
Also, is kirby a fucking cannibal? if so, will he eat himself when there's nothing left to eat, making entropy the real winner of this?
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>>754493068

Wow you sure are upset that opm beat Kirby cause he's too boss and Kirby can't suck him up.

Sorry imouto. Better luck in your next life.
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>>754493677
kirby can't eat kirby because then he would become kirby
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>>754493731
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754493677
We all know that kirby just shits main characters out after eating them.
So the question is; if kirby eats a character, is he stronger than that character, weaker than that character, or exactly as powerful?
We have to ask this question for each character.
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Zeno-Sama

"clap" everything gone..
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>>754493803
kirby gains all of the consumed creature's power and/or more power upon eating their face
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>>754493740
nope, because there has to be some kirby left for kirby to become kirby again. but the very moment when kirby finish eating kirby, the very moment when he's able to become kirby again, it's the only moment when there's no kirby left.
Nature has rules, timmy. suck it up.
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>>754493833
and there are two of em...
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>>754493800


Shhh shh it's ok imouto
>Pat's your cute little retarded ass head
No tears now my little imouto..only the dream tiem.
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>>754493833

Only his multiverse cluster.

There are some that can do what Zeno does to any universe. And they aren't literal children so can do it with intelligence.
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>>754493890
>kirby spits out the things he ets after om noming their power
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>>754488382
>>754488740
>>754489145
>>754491533
>>754493833
BTFO
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>>754493948
>ets
>eats
>dick
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>>754493966
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754493948
>too bad he dies in the exact moment he finish eating, therefore he can'ìt shit anything
not sure how your body works if you shit something before eating it btw
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>>754494064
shit it out as you're eating it
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Shumagorath, Lucifer Morningstar
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Freeza after training for 6 billion years
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>>754494157
kirby x2
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>>754494205
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754493888
>trips of truth
I was going to say something, but I guess it's settled now.
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>>754494157
it just doesn't work that way kirby, unless you can post proof that he does that you remain a cockgobbling fool.
GAY MOVER.
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Is the kirby guy forgetting him getting bumped by anything makes him lose the absorption?

He gains their abilities, not their physical strength.
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>>754494398
>kirby ate dark hole
>>754492240
>eat a dick™
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>christian god is everywhere
>everyting is literally made of him
>including kirby
>basically he's kirby after he has eaten the whole universe with kirby inside, with being an obese gay snowball
>eat a dick
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>>754494526

Marvel celestials are literally above the Christian God and all others of Earth Mythology.
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>>754494526
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
>mfw first captcha
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The Presence. Lucifer Morningstar, Death (Sandman)
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>>754494702
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754494205
is that really the story behind this form?
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>>754494771
>>754494674
ok we get it. can we have a discussion that doesn't involve you interjecting kirby every five seconds?
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>>754488808
get the fuck out of this thread, mudslime
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>>754494771
>Kirby can only solid objects
>Death is a universe aspect
>rekt™
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>>754494981
no
>eat a dick™
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>>754495043
fine. have fun repeating the same thing. over and over and over and over
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>>754495037
kirby eats the universe
>eat a dick™
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>>754494612
you it was just to disprove the retarded kirby thing, as other already did above tbh
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>>754495115
>implying you can cconsider the universe "solid"
0/10
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>>754495157
>eated by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754494950

Close, but no.

He got to beyond Super Saiyan God strength with 4 months of training.

So like literally billions of times stronger in like 120 days lol
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>kirby becomes the new universe
>inside kirby there's now all the fighters he pretends to have killed
>tfw kirby can't beat anyone
>tfw kirby can't eat them without spewing out the entire universe first
>tfw kirby tries to eat anyone
>tfw kirby has now become that one
>tfw that's not a defeat
checkmate, atheists
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Doomsday is the only correct answer.

Or that little faggot Marvel kid that makes universes in his pocket for fun.
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hey how you gonna beat this one kirBITCH?
>transforms into Kirby
>attains his powers
>eats Kirby
>absorbs his abilities and memories
>uses memories to transform into boss Kirby hasn't beaten yet
>can't eat 'em if ya can't beat 'em™
>destroys Kirby
>checkmate motherfucker
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>>754495221
>not understanding metaphors
>eat a dick™
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>>754495251
it makes you wonder why he didn't do that during the original freiza saga and just end the z-fighters before we had to watch them revive krillin 1000 times.
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there are many gods


one is above them all....
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>>754495325
>being this retarded
>not knowing what a metaphor is
>probably has already eaten all the dicks available
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>>754495316
I like how this thread has become less about the most powerful being, and who could counter kirby's suck action.
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>>754495316
kirby spits out things he eats, blob becomes kirby, then eats and spits out kirby, kirby eats imposter kirby
>eat a dick™
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Squirrel Girl, if no one is watching
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>>754495421
my shitposting worked, it's great
>eat a dick™
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>>754492990
He's gay
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>>754495525
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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you forgot the obvious champion.
this dick eats kirby.
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>>754488580
>>754492546
>>754492399
>>754492736
>>754493068
>>754493573
>>754493800
>>754494000
>>754494234
>>754494496
>>754494674
>>754495115
>>754495229
>>754495325


>you ™
>are ™
>making ™
>yourself ™
>look ™
>like ™
>a ™
>fucking ™
>idiot ™
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So far kirby can get bitchslapped by:
>entropy
>christian's god, and for extensions allah and jaweh and anything fictional that is above them
>ditto
and arguably, irony >>754495275
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Gio and GER ez if not for eyes of heavens weird writing he could've beaten heaven Dio
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>>754495605
>thats
>the
>fucking
>point
>eat a dick™
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>>754495478
Ditto becomes Kirby Boss before Kirby can eat him
Kirby can't eat bosses he hasn't defeated
Kirby gets rekt
>eat a pink coagulated dick-shaped entity™
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>>754495421
tbh it's way funnier than comparing the next retarded shit someone wrote about saiyan or superman prime
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>>754495705
a nice twist on an old classic.
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>>754495672
kirby has no memory of bosses he hasn't beated
>get eaten
>eat a dick™
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>Level 1 Rattata

>Quick Attack
Endeavor

>Focus Sash hold item

> Enemy uses stupidly powerful attack
>Ratatta holds on with 1HP thanks to Focus Sash
> Rattata used Endeavor
> Enemies HP falls to 1
>Rattata used Quick Attack

gg Kirby
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The answer to this question does not change. It's Popeye.
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>>754495926
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754495771
actually motherfucker

in Kirby's Dreamland 2, Kirby encounters Dark Matter and gets BTFO and has to go around collecting those bitch-ass Rainbow Drops before he can even ATTEMPT to fight him

all Ditto has to do is transform into Dark Matter while Kirby doesn't have all of the rainbow drops and he'll get fucking rekt

>submit to King Ditto
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>>754495888
kirby stote rattata's moveset
quick atacks after spitting out rattata
true combo
>eat a dick™
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>>754496098
>implying kirby hasn't already nom-nom his face >off between then and now
>eat a dick™
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ok faggot how about this scenario
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>>754496173
>the first stage of grief is denial
dw Ditto can change into Kirby every once in a while so you can mourn his defeat
this is now a Ditto thread btw
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>>754496374
>super kirby v2
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>>754496374
in this kirby gets beaten by entropy
Start reading there>>754493677
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>>754496377
>if kirby hasn't yet beaten dark matter before eating the universe, then he would have no memory of dark matter as kirby eats his face during the progress of the game in which he would aquire memory of dark matter
>eat a dick™
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>>754496670
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754496560
Kirby encounters Dark Matter multiple times before being powerful enough to fight him. and he can't absorb him. Ditto transforms into Dark Matter, Kirby doesn't have the rainbow sword and can't absorb him, Kirby gets rekt
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Spartacus. He defies the Gods
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>>754497002
kirby firsts see dark matter in dream land 2
kirby is chronologically in dream land 2 until after he beats and face noms dark matter
thus he can eat dark matter ditto
>eat a dick™
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>>754495987
Nah, Kirby wouldn't be able to eat Popeye, he'd just throw an entire mangrove forest or some shit into Kirby's mouth to block up his suck-pipe, and then he'd punch Kirby inside out or into the sun or some shit
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>>754497115
>>754497167
>both eaten by kirby
>eat all the dick™
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>>754497243
>go read the thread
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754489085
Not even the most powerful in dbz universe. Beerus or Whis shown to be levels of magnitude more powerful. Go eat a dick.
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>>754497397

Not to mention Grand Priest, who Whis stated was even stronger than him
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Griffith or Skull Knight tbh
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>>754497513
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754492491
Love the saint but he I s stopped dead in his tracks when Jesse uses the word on him. Sorry anon, not happening.
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>>754488705
Not exactly. Many DC and marvel galactic tier entities are stronger than him.
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Mr. Immortal. Sure, the poor bastard won't win a fight again the best the universe has to offer but he is sure to outlast anyone you can think of. Long after the most regenerative and longest lived beings crumble to dust, the stars grow cold and the universe is scattered into particles so infinitely far apart there is no hope of one ever touching another Craig Hollis will still exist.
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>>754488382
I watched a list about this once.. There was a mutant above Omega level that could literally do anything.
Rewrite the laws of the universe and existence itself.
Superman, The Phoenix, Thanos, God, Etc.. All his bitches.
Ends up removing himself from creation for some existential reason.
His entire character arc was about being far beyond anything even imagined.
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>>754497261
Are you kidding me? that's a spongebob being power boosted by the muscle arms.
He would smash Kirby out of existence
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>>754497918
>eaten by kirby
>kirby is the one true god
>eat a dick™
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>>754497984
>eaten by kirby
>muscle arms kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754489085
Bull fuck. Goku has repeatedly been defeated. If it wasn't for sentimental friends getting to the dragon balls before asshats who want to wish for wealth and power his story (and several planets) would be dead long ago.
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>>754498066
Son spongebob would speed blitz Kirby with a karate chop that sends him to another fucking dimension.
low dif
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>>754498373
>kirby eats the other dimension and comes back to eat spongeboob
>eat a dick™
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>>754497397
>>754497483
see
>>754493833
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Do you have any evil in your heart?
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>>754498446
>eats the other dimension
>floats in emptiness for all eternity
>spongebob wins
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>kirby eats a dick
>enters thread
>spams the entire thread with the same reply because he has become a dick
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>>754498457

Zeno is a literal child.

Yeah he can erase the universe, but that doesn't mean shit if someone speed-blitz's him and kills him first.
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>>754488382
marvel god above all

dbs ombni king
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>>754498511
>becomes dimension traveling nom-master
>face noms cleaningbrick
>eat a dick™
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>>754498543
>eat a dick™
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>>754498559
then the other zeno makes "clap"

Nah, dont think he could get "speed-blitz" so easy..
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>>754488382
Shrek
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kirby can't eat God. If God is all powerful then he can make his mass infinite so as kirby begins to suck him in he can grow infinitely. God can make his penis grow infinitely so as kirby eats the dick it is never ending and because God is timeless eventually kirby will eventually die because he is not immortal and God will only have a portion of his infinitely growing penis consumed
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>>754498771
kirby can consume anything of any size or shape
>eat a dick™
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>>754498652
You have no fears that show me Kirby could do that.
I'm not even going to mention that spongebob has the Tear of the Goofy Goober.
It can litterally alter reality and resurrect the dead.
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Anti matter
>Kirby eats it
>annihilation occurs
>gg
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>>754498844
>kirby eats tear
>kirby is god
>eat a dick™
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>>754498836
He can, but God can grow infinitely at a faster pace than kirby can consume. kirby would only cosume as he grows and eventually kirby will die over the span of however many years this battle goes on. Give it up kid, you lost
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>>754498902
>antimatter is not a fictional character
>eat a dick™
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>>754498970
He can't eat that tear from that other dimension. you've already lost
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What if one of the God beings sent out a lesser being with no powers.

Naturally Kirby would absorb it, and gain no power. Then he is powerless against God
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>>754498995
kirby cosumes all of an objects size, no matter how large all at once
>eat a dick™
>>754499028
kirby gains the power of whatever he eats thus he eats the other end of the dimensional rift and comes back
>eat a dick™
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Haruhi Suzumiya can control reality, kirby can't eat her if he never existed
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>>754488901
The guy in the boat is a jotun, he should be bigger than thor. Also thor used that guy's best cow's head to catch the serpent. Thor can be a jerk sometimes
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>>754499119
kirby has the inherent ability to steal the power of whatever he eats and can not in anyway lose his power
>eat a dick™
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>>754499230
kirby eats her before he is alt F4ed and deletes her
>eat a dick™
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>>754499155
Kirby still has to adhere to physical laws...but ok...any being that looks upon the true form and glory of God will be destroyed because his true form is unfathomable to any mind. So kirby either goes into the battle with his eyes shut, in which case he won't know where to suck, or he dies instantly.
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>>754499334
Kirby doesn't eat her in time and he doesn't exist ever in any reality
>eat a Scandinavian schlong
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trump
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>>754492240
What now?
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Franklin Richards
>Destroyed universe because he didn’t like it
>recreated universe to his liking
>Did this as a child
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>>754499504
Haruhi Suzumiya did it without even realising
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>>754499269

Yes but I'm saying God could create something of negative power.

If Kirby absorbed that he himself would diminish in power because his biology would still interpret it as a powerup.
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>>754499394
>physical laws
your argument is forfeit
>eat a dick™
>>754499418
then is a game of speed, and nom-master wins everytime
>eat all the dick™
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>>754499567
Haruhi freezes time and deletes him, she wins every time
>eat a Scandinavian schlong
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>>754488382
kratos
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>>754488418
who was in the wrong here?
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>>754495671
Thanks for ruining the thread with you autism
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>>754499559
then he can still eat god because his innate ability is unchanged
>eat a dick™
>>754499642
kirby already ate the universe - >>754495275
>eat a dick
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>>754489085
It started when a alien device did what it did.
It copied monkey genes and made them better yes it did.
Now he got Legendary Sayian power, he's no ordinary kid he's... BEN 10.
Now if you see a Kryptonian a hiding you should do
A scan on the omnitrix and magic do what it do.
He's faster, Stronger, Smarter he's no Super man... Hes

BEN 10
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>>754499815

I would say fuck him for ruining my thread but tbh it's probably got more attention via his antics so thank you.
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Considering the endless footage on YouTube of Kirby getting fucking killed, it's safe to say that Kirby is not even close to the strongest.
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>>754499783
>eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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>>754499815
>>754499885
>eat a dick™
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>>754499906
kirby can steal the powers of ANYTHING he eats
>kirby is god
>eat a dick™
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>>754488964
this
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>>754500034
Ben 10 uses omnitrix to absorb Kirby DNA
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>>754500160
kirby eats ben 10
>eat a dick™
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>>754500034
And yet the endless footage of losing...
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The Grinch will steal Christmas and Kirby will be too sad to eat him.
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>>754500233
Ben changes to Stinkfly (Because of omnitrix safety feature) and makes himself taste nasty, making kirby spit him out.
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>>754500269
that doesn't apply in a hypothetical battle
>eat a dick™
>>754500282
feels bad man- nom
>>754500309
kriby does that anyway, he steals powers
>eat a dick™
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>>754500423
But that wasn't the question though. The question was who is the strongest. Even if the question were who would win a hypothetical battle, Kirby still loses because we have actual battles to judge the outcome. Kirby is like maybe Gohan tier.
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>>754500423
So he steals a device that copies DNA, and only does what. Isn't Kirby already all powerful.

>eat a shedick
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>>754500580
kirby steals powers, he is only as strong as his opponent
>eat a dick™
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>>754500586
the diamond head dick slaps ben and kills him
>eat a dick™
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Bring it kirby. In smash bros, Kirby can not eat bosses. Main reason Taboo was beaten in the subspace emissary is because he was weakened. Even then, the heros get multible characters. He beats kirby with ease.
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>>754499823
Kirby already got deleted from existence
>eat a Scandinavian schlong
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The god of Abraham.
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>>754500423
Ben ten is just a kid with a fancy watch. No powers unless he can absorb powers from an inanimate object.
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>>754500819
kirby can eat bosses after he has beaten them and in this case he had already
>eat a dick™
>>754500852
nom
>>754500857
eaten by kirby
>eat a dick™
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Anything in Loony Toons. It doesn't matter what you can do if Buggs Bunny comes in and uses toon force to write you out of existence.

Superman? Bugs appears above the page with a giant eraser and erases you.

As long as it's funny, it's always going to be someone using toon force.
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>>754500926
if he eats he steals
>eat a dick™
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>>754500967
kirby eats the eraser and erases buggs
>eat a dick™
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>>754501001
Example?
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>>754500936
Alt + F4
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>>754500967

Yeah but Popeye has that too but is literally powerful even by toon standards.

Universal erasure, Popeye at the top of his game could punch it back at you
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>>754500691
But he constantly loses despite that lol. He's strong, but not even remotely close to strongest in all of fiction. Harry Potter could take Kirby
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>>754488382
Dragonball Super's Grand Zeno. Think about a godlike being that can erase an entire universe on a mere whim as if it is child's play. He literally does that in the series. And he's childlike in appearance and behavior.
So, literally child's play with him.
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