Why are you not banging your crush?
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Why are you not banging your crush?
>>754485522
I'm too busy fucking yours
t.Chad
>>754485522
She’s my cousin and married
i've gotten the offer, but i'm too much of a pussy to do something about it. Never had sober sex, scared about not being able to get it up after all the whiskey dick incidents. Just nerves mainly. I hate myself.
Because she’s a virgin and she’s not ready yet. However, come mid January, she’ll have been on birth control for a full month, plus I bought condoms just in case. I’m all ready to take care of my little angel <3
>>754485522
She's dead. Dicks too big, killed her.
>>754485522
Men don't have crushes.
That's female shit.
>>754485661
How do you fall in love with your cousin?
>>754485522
it's still illegal to fuck 5 years old
>>754485788
Lots and lots of sex.
>>754485820
Story? Is it legal? What about mutant babies?
>>754485603
Kat is mine, fuk off :3
>>754485893
>Story?
Dick goes and out rapidly then there's cum. Wikipedia can give you more details if you care.
>What about mutant babies?
Why have babies... also that's not how genetics works. Consanguineous relationships up to a point emphasize features. You do know that's literally how every breed of dog that exists, exists. Literally family fucking til you've got your pitt or dober etc... Do they look like mutants, the answer is - sometimes. Like those shitty dogs with short feet or the ones that constantly have skin choke them etc... If your line is unhealthy inbreeding gets you extra unhealthy, if it's healthy you get extra healthy. If it's parts of both you get emphasized parts of both. The only problem is immediate family where genetic replication becomes error prone.Which all of this should tell you about the mutant babies normal people have who believe stupid shit like that.
>>754485522
op your pig related looks like a sjw cuck whore.
btfo gtfo sage sage gg cya on the other side reee
>>754486177
why u insulting my waifu.
not very nice anon :(
She kinda hates me and has me blocked on everywhere but IG. All because I sent her a drawing I made of her
>>754486366
That doesn't make any sense. Why would she do that? There's something missing.
>>754485522
That's private.
>>754486366
Stalker? Bitch everyone who cares about you watched your stupid fucking story. Tell her to hang herself.
>>754486596
:o)
>>754485732
Condom is a big nono, my dudderin. She should feel your dick for the first time without any plastic.
Also your cum should flow inside of her!
>>754486499
I've wondered for a while too tbh. We have only a few friends in common, I thought she'd be into it as she's into art but she was probably just creeped out. Anyway, I can't do much now but look at her stories in case she acknowledges me again, lol. (that's the drawing btw)
>>754487165
Were you talking to her at any capacity before you posted that drawing?
>>754485522
No time because the internet needs me
She lives half a world away, is crazy, and is my ex.
Pretty good excuse for not banging her eh lads?
>>754487307
I don't frankly care how you live your life.
Cuz she's my manager and we'd get fired
>>754487275
Not irl, I sent her a message on fb after she friended me there but she never replied, and then about a year later she deleted me.. some time later I sent her the drawing anonymously through ask.fm but someone told her it was me (I a dumbass uploaded it to my IG). So yeah I'm pretty sure I am stalker, I won't try anything now tho
>>754486964
Couldn’t agree more! But she’s got this whole life plan and she is very paranoid about getting pregnant. It’s okay, this will be my third virgin and I’m very patient
>>754486646
Yeah, should've tributed the drawing before sending
>>754485522
Cause I'm her boss and she's too young
>>754487608
I think she just got weirded out, my good fapperin :o) She probably forgot who you are on FB and deleted you. Also womerins sometimes forgot to reply on the FB messenger because it sucks more than a Texas blowjob. When she learned some anon posted a drawing and then learned it was you, the anon part made her upset I guess. You should also have your IRL pics of your face on IG and communicate with her before anything like this. Simple chit-chat goes a big way. Also the drawing itself is not that good my anon, should be as good as my OP to be honest, otherwise it doesn't blow her mind enough to be bothered with it in a positive way.
>>754487628
I was a virgin losing myself to a womenizer :o)
>>754487283
Aha, preggo!
>>754487307
FeelsSadMan
>>754487917
>>754487385
:o)
old ass niggas laying in bed admiring an enmarked picture of some poor teen
because i was sent to prison for molesting her and am now wearing an ankle monitor and can't leave the county to go see her without being put back behind bars. also she's become a whore drug addict and dropped off the face of the planet in the time that we've been apart.
Because she is engaged
>pic related
>>754488179
>>754485522
With her Asian boyfriend
because I married her
>>754487165
I actually like the shading on her upper lip
>>754485522
I haven't told her she's my crush yet...
>>754488280
I am aware, lul.
>>754488282
Same here bro.
>>754488282
>>754488361
Why did you marry her? You lost sex!
>>754488247
Pity
im a loser
>>754488457
Was obvious that the first guy puts a ring on her
>>754485522
I don't have one, thank god
>>754488571
That reminds me the whole concept of marriage is one fucking humiliation for women and they are not even aware of it. lol.
>>754485522
I guess I'm just unattractive or social inept? Probably both...
>>754488179
I’m really not a womanizer! I guess I just have good luck
>>754488654
I wouldn't wanna let her go either so there is that
>>754488764
No human is ever unattractive, unless you're literally deformed. You're either lazy or just don't know how to get good.
Human species are extremely beautiful among space-faring civilizations.
>>754485788
twin flame sort of thing
>>754488618
Don't you think it might have been nice to have one?
>>754488654
Seems to me they get some benefits from it as well, otherwise they wouldn't comply with it.
>>754489015
I mean the whole thing is about a man getting a woman under his reign. The name change, the fact is usually always man getting the woman to get married and so on.
The benefits then go both ways thanks to gov, but the principle is old as fuck and goes back in time of no equality.
>>754485522
I don't have a crush.
>>754485757
kekd
i sent mine to her mom till tomorrow so that i can drink with some friends
we live together
>>754488457
No ur not, you will bang your crush one day.
>>754489489
Yet.
>>754489684
First reply was meant to for >>754488496
im such a winterfag smh
I don't hate her.
>>754485522
Probably because I am ugly as fuck and she is extremly hot ...
>>754485522
because we've already dated 5 years ago for 6 month, and we realized it would never work between us.
Still i fucked her 3 times this year, and my gf doesn't mind, they are actually pretty good friend and had sex together. So i'm not that sad.
Still it fucking sucks that she so unstable, and i'm too immature to have the patience to deal with it
>>754489283
I guess.
>>754489796
See >>754488875 :]
>>754489855
oh my goodness, gf is fucking your crush? are you into threesome or something, too?
>>754489736
U love her! :3
>>754490026
>>>754489796 (You)
>See >>754488875 :]
na man
>>754485522
Because I haven't seen her in nine years and we are both married to other people now. I still think about her sometimes. Oh well.
>>754490129
are u me
>>754488875
I'm not lazy, I take great care of myself and often get compliments from my friends and people around me that I dress well too.
I'm pretty sure it's just my personality that people can't get with? I'm not entirely sure anymore because I'm pretty sure I'm being fed bullshit from people.
Well at least there's always a pay to win option out there if I get really desperate
>>754486366
Cheeki breeki is only appropriate response to that image.
>>754490026
>oh my goodness, gf is fucking your crush? are you into threesome or something, too?
yeah, the three of us are swinger. my ex doesn't want to fuck me when my gf isn't around because she doesn't want to hurt my couple, so each time i fucked my crush there was people around. It was in orgies, so not exactly a 3some setup
>>754485522
She lives 200 miles away and isn't interested in me.
She's a lesbian. I respect her and her wife too much.
>>754490314
I get those feels anon, sorry for you
>>754490314
<----- All you need.
>>754490344
Is that your pupper?
>>754490129
You don't crush on your waifu?
>>754490206
If your personality turns down your crush, she ain't the real one for you. Your crush will love your persona 5!
>>754490314
Crusherinos are built on long distances.
>>754490330
That sucks but more power to you for respect :)
>>754490451
Nah my man, I stole it from reddit
>>754490628
Honestly I think I'd settle for an internet waifu, where I live if you don't atleast wear popular brands of clothing (or at least the "in" ones right now) you will go unrecognized and ignored, you gotta be a Chad of Chad's to get anywhere and that's fine. They obviously aren't my type either but half the time they lie about who they are and what they like to seem edgy and different but whatever floats their boat.
You're right tho, the right person will like me for me. Gotta stay positive!
>>754490628
Things can only get better. I haven't spoken to her in six months.
Because she likes someone else, duh.
No crushes atm...
>>754489719
Does that mean I wont bang my crush one day?
>>754485522
Because I'm 32 and everyone's married and I literally have nobody I would go head over heels for rn
Just end me already I'm dead inside
>>754487165
I'm sure you will succeed, you have the artistic abilities of a talented artist (autist?).
>>754485522
She wouldn't be my crush then would she you raging shitcunt.
Cause my crush and my coffee possess the same traits. Ground up and in my freezer.
>>754490869
Internet waifus are good, too ^^
>>754490872
Lot of stuff happens in 6 or 9 months!
>>754490887
That can change ʘʘ
>>754491365
Why not, dudderin?
>>754491448
No worries, you will bang too!
>>754491547
I'm 30 and I was like that one year ago. Things change! Fuck your married friends! Stop giving a fucks. Start making friends and crushes whenever you want. You will fail many times, but few will succeed I'm telling you anon!
>>754491803
:o)
>>754491868
:O)
>>754485522
she cucked me so no thx
She's white, I'm black, She's not into black guys.
Feels alright tho, i fuck her friends
>>754491732
A talented autist's abilities? that's actually very high praise, thanks anon.
The feeling isn't mutual.
>>754487307
Kathrine was a crazy bitch
>>754491955
Some people might be into that :o)
>>754492013
She doesn't know what is she missing!
>>754492265
Just talk to her and it will change. Talking is the foundation of everything ʘʘ
BUMP
>>754485522
I married mine. We've been banging for 9 years.
>>754485522
She's a suicidal girl who's way in over her head about her ex; who, by the way, is fucking insane. Went "asexual" for fuck knows why. What a waste of a relationship tbh. (her ex is a girl too lmao)
>>754492557
Best place to find an internet waifu???
>>754493449
you know how to pick em
>>754493434
Very good
>>754493449
Anyone can be fixed at any given moment and start their healing process. And it is usually through love :o)
>>754493464
I has no place :o) You browse shitton places like this until you see that one waifu you will love forever.
>>754485522
cause she broke contact with me about a year ago and i cant move on
>>754486366
funny
my crush blocked me everywhere but shes the one checking my status
women are retarded, honestly
>>754485522
I had to move so we didn't work out.
>>754485522
she's dating someone else
>>754487165
She was scared off by your shitty dot paper.
>>754485522
what crush?
>>754485522
LDR; saving up to make the trip
>>754493819
thank you love guru
>im sure i can fix her somehow right
here goes
