Faces/r8 thread Alpha Male here
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Faces/r8 thread
Alpha Male here
am i an alphamail 2?
how many threads of this are you gonna make?
>>754466749
Yes my n-word
>>754467152
Smoked meth once/10
>>754467152
u look kinda depressed bro
>>754466749
6 months before turning full trap? you can tell a lot of people on here are young when their idea of a good looking male is one who looks like a 14 year old girl. op picture is decent looking guy though.
>>754466420
the odd thing though about op picture looks almost like a bad hair piece. way too much hair in front and hardly any on sides and back. if gonna grow out hair try to have it somewhat even all over to look natural and not like one of Maury's Wigs.
>>754468079
people say i look girly, i dont think so much. though i was trying my best to look manly, thats why i took it at my sideish, though i look more manly on my side.
>>754468665
i was overly harsh to be honest. you are just a young kid with long hair. most boys look feminine till about 19. its all good man.
>>754468841
lol im 22 though
>>754469072
U still use whatsapp so that really says something
>>754469236
Lol, guess you don't know what people use in other countries, do you?
Don't travel much?
>>754466420
>You homos can't even compete.
>>754469519
Sorry i dont think i would ever step foot in brazil even if i was paid
sup nerds
>>754469629
Pandarian males are betas lmao k
>>754469730
Neither I nor the recipient of that message were in Brazil.
Try again.
>>754469731
ur prettty
>>754470302
thanks you're sweet
Ajit Pai reporting in.
>>754470741
Shave and you'll be a solid 8/10
ehh fuck it, am i chad or bad?
>>754470741
you'd look hot if you shaved.
>>754471061
Bad
blue eye master race lads
>>754473203
Superior genetics
Nigga
>>754467152
>my house will never be on fire
>i will never get stuck in my room as the fire burns down the hall
>i will never see THAT FACE as i pas out from the smoke inhalation
>i will never wake up, not knowing who this mysterious fireman who saved my life is
>i will never get to send you baked good as a thank you for saving me
>baked with love
>ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵉᵐᵉᶰ
>>754468665
>I will never bump into you in the hall
>i will never be stricken by how oddly pretty you are for what i assume is a dude
>i will never awkardly ask you out, too scared to ask your gender
>we will never grow old together and adopt kids
>i will never stand over your grave with our son and say 'no homo tho'
Lel fuck it
>>754469072
>we will never be on the same flight
>i will never nervously avoid conversation with you as you try to make small talk
>i will never get aroused, wondering if thats a huge cock or a stick of dynamite in your pants
>i will never get an erection as you put your hand on my shoulder and say you need to get by to get to the restroom
>i will never wonder if you are just taking a leak or planning to blow up the airplane
>>754471061
>we will never be at the same party
>you will never presure me to do cocaine
>you will never reveal that this is actually your third hit for the night
>i will never awkwardly follow you around for the night, high for the first time, just hoping to have my first homosexual experience with you
>i will never wake up in the bathtub the next day with my kidney cut out
>>754466420
Can we please just talk about race or jews or something! I live in mexico and i use to date a russian chick with blonde hair and blue eyes and she had a nice ass. But i dumped her when i started to read the bible and realized race mixing is a sin
>>754474990
>you will never be in the frat im pledging
>you will never make me do awkwardly homo erotic things to degrade me
>you will never give me a girly name that gives me ab oner every time you call me that
>you will never let me into the frat even though i failed at all the hazing
>you will never tell me that i can make it up by being your footstool while you and the other brothers play video games for the rest of the year
>i will never get to feel your dirty feet on my back
>>754475145
Fucking lmao. Good one my man
>>754475189
he has such nice eyes.
>>754475189
Sorry if i look high (im currently smoking weed) 420;)
Another boring night
>>754475309
Holy shit i look better than all you jews!
Fuck all off you nigger lovers! /pol/ all the way!
>>754475397
cl_chin 0
>>754475397
Well to be fair im not a jew
>>754475397
i had nazis in my family thoough
>>754468841
and they get anal raped for it in Afganistan
>>754475708
So? Hitler was fucking awsome! Mexicans love Germany! We hate russia though
>>754475145
this is is good content for these threads.
also do me pls
>>754475798
White nazis piss me off, mexicans professing the value of white supremacy makes me feel something completely unique
>>754473203
literally the only thing he has going for him is having blue eyes
>>754475834
>you will never link your post
>i will never know who you are
>i will never get to make an excuse for how i can't come up with something, when i clearly skipped you the firs time cuz you were ugly / had no interesting feature for me to elaborate on
if only this was reddit and i could see your posting history.
>>754475927
;) its boring being a white nazi
It makes it more interesting and fun being a mexican one ;)
>>754476016
i didn't want to link my post because i'm insecure
do everyone else in thread instead to appease my anxiety?
>>754476028
Sometimes I wonder how relations between Germany and Japan/Mexico would have gone if the Axis powers won WW2
It seems inevitable that Germany would have eventually turned on every non-white ally once they were in a position to do so. "Honorary aryan" doesn't seem like an idea that can survive peace times.
>>754476200
What are you insecure about?
>>754476316
Well not really
You should go to /pol/ its fucking aswome! Tommorow at 10:55 am thats when my ban ends
But anyway no your wrong Hitler believed the Japanese had Aryan blood and hitler was not racist ( if you look into the history you will see that hitler had arabs and africans join his team) why are you at /b/ ? How do you look like? Dont be shy you cant look that bad ;)
>>754476200
too much effort, already had booze and also go fuck your self.
rate me faggots rough day
Chad or bad
Alright pall
>>754476602
>you will never go to the same school as me
>you will never overcompensate for your boyish qtness by acting like a douchey chad
>you will never belittle me in front of all our mutual friends at a party
>we will never play spin the bottle
>you will never smack me when i lean in for a kiss and call me a faggot
>>754476602
Look at my other post im better looking than you
Im the mexican pool guy by the way ( look up) you look alright
>>754476670
You look like an older version of Eleven from stranger things.
>>754468665
You look like you get bullied by your parents
>>754476679
omg that's so hot
>>754476791
fantasy always is. life on the other hand...
>>754476772
im a little drunk but that made me laugh
>>754476670
get a haircut and you'll go from teenage schoolgirl to knockoff cuckboy Zayn
>>754476602
"where my hug at" lookin ass. Wear shitty ghetto outfits and pretend you're a dyke and you'll be better off with the ladies
>>754476522
congrats and the transition. when are you getting your prosthetic dick attached?
>>754476981
when my current one falls off.
how do I look?
What the fuck is wrong with you guy? You all look depressing look at my very first pool pic and compare that with all of yours
You guys need to lighten up! Have fun in life! Go to /pol/ forget /b/ have some adventure for once
>>754477008
>tfw no B&W bf
>>754477017
You can tell this is terrible advice by reading it.
>>754477017
Does /pol/ dislike Slavs? Considering they were considered as undiserables.
>>754476679
Gay
>>754476236
Quit ignoring me fags
>>754477094
/pol/ use to be filled with Russians and Europeans but now mostly mexicans like me use it ( who eould have thought) but the answer is yes they do! Go have fun! Go to /pol/
They hate niggers though
>>754476670
My hair is better than yours, and my face is for suitable for mamasotas to sit on. Sorry pal. Good try.
>>754477144
well yeah
Well /b/?
>>754476236
>you will never sideways, close up, stubble, headphones story
>>754476670
>>754477327
I can't come up with any funny greentexts for these two, but you are both very attractive qt male specimens and i wish to hold your hands.
Check Em.
>>754477400
Heyo nice dubs
Would suck off out of respect, no homo
>>754477400
>i will never mistake you for a homeless man
>i will never invite you into my home for a shower and a meal
>>754477400
>you will never awkwardly accept, thinking im just some faggot and you could get a free footrub and maybe steal some cash for drugs
>you will never finish taking a shower, come out into the living room in a towell, and prop your still dirty feet up on my coffee table
>you will never constantly talk about how sore your feet are while stretching and talking about how tired you are.
>>754477400
>i will never wait for you to feign sleep than rub your feet
>i will never kiss the tops of your feet
you remind me of a guy i used to love tbh. this feels is to reals.
OMG you guys need help
You people are very empty inside and it shows outside
The only reason why im here and not at /pol/ is beacuse im banned but tommorow i will kick ass! Anyway you guys like i said you need to lighten up! How old are you guys? Most of you people look like you have issues with your parents
Is everything alright at home?
Why dont you guys go watch a European soccer game or something
Did you guys see that game years ago where germany beat Argentina in the final world cup series?
>>754477348
good enough
>>754477622
ITT 20 something LARPs as grandpa
https://youtu.be/AglYrEjOn30
>>754477547
>>754477548
>>754477549
no one? really?
>>754477622
Nice dubs. But all your crying youre doin bra makes you sound kinda beta, cucked, and possibly an incel. Might I suggest instead of /pol/ go to /fit/? Way better board for you on the long run. /fit/izens get laids, /pol/lacks repel any sexual/romantic prospects, You know?
Deadlifts or gtfo.
>>754477867
Ya blew it. Never take the joke too far kid.
>>754477906
>>754477906
Scroll all the way up until you find my first picture where i hold up the sign
Compare that with all the other ones
You guys look depressing
>>754477969
>tfw just want to run my fingers through anons beard
>>754477470
do you do drugs? i dont do drugs. but i kinda wanna do extasy or lsd and i think i would like to do them with you.
>>754478028
You look like you stock up on the carbs my little round headed incel friend. also i suspect you have high cholesterol and diabeted. food should help you get ripped bud, not rekked.
>>754478268
You can have that opinion if you want ( your wrong im not that fat at all) but as i said look at all these other guys! I mean seriously look! Im out dude good night tommorow i will wake up and go to /pol/
BOW TO ME FAGGOTS I AM THE QUEERKAGE OF THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN FAGS
>>754478418
>cries about mods deciding he's too much of a faggot for pol
>acts like an overcompensating douchebag
>doesnt realize that we know there is no complex of superiority, its a complex of inferiority
>we see through that shit
> dreams about hangin out on /pol/
>talks about nazis and jews hoping it makes him look cool
I smell incel
>>754478684
Take a picture of your self and show it!
>thinks i dream about pol
>thinks i got kicked out because im a "faggot"
>probably a depressed man in his basement
>dosent realize that nazi Germans are sexier than him
>thinks pol sucks when it absolutely does not
>thinks im crying when in reality im going back tommorow morning
>>754477381
Aww thanks,
>>754477269
I don't live for the application of women
>>754479004
i want to cuddle you and run my fingers through your hair
>>754478968
You are like that kid who always hangs around with the cool kids at lunch but all they do is bully and take the piss out of him.
Take a picture
See this is what im talking about look at that other guy that just posted a pic of him self ( the one with the really curly hair)
Compare that to my pic
Im trying to help you, you should become a nazi you dont have to have blonde hair or blue eyes
>>754479144
Take a picture of yourself you might look better than me
Go to /pol/
Me and my pal
>>754466420
Pajeet/10
alpha male checking in :)
>>754479232
what are you evem talking about dipshit?
stop cutting yourself on that. You think you sound cool. but you sound like a retard.
Also, youre mexican. Dafuq? Stop talking about "being a nazi" you poser.
>>754479599
Lmao, i can tell this dude like sucking dick
>>754479556
Ahh man, that dude on right is straight up 10/10
>>754479497
I was one of the first ones to post my pic here. I know you are trying to be hip and cool by thinking you are nazi. The truth is, Hitler would have gassed you the second he saw you as you have nothing that belongs to the Aryan race. Thinking that just you post on /pol/ makes you a tough skinhead while the reality is that you wouldn't have the guts to say anything you say on /pol/ to any black,jew etc as you would get your little brain mashed to a puree. Go out and make some friends and make some use of your pitiful life.
>>754479599
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?
OMG YOUR MOUTH IS FUCKIN TINY, EVEN BY ANIME FACE STANDARDS!
>>754479556
looks like 2 losers. I'm literally 100 times more alpha than you. I could fuck your mom and make your dad watch and lick my cum from her tits
>>754479644
You dont know shit about Hitler you probably think hitler hated mexicans lol
But your wrong hitler had an alliance with arabs and niggers
Hitler was not racist you dont have to be Aryan white to be a NATIONAL SOCIALIST, learn some fucking history Hitler had africans and arabs join and volunteer to the thrid reich, you cunt go to /pol/
Oh and your pic? Are you talking about the picture of that guy with the red face and crazy pimples? The snow guy?
>>754479843
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>754479843
Exactly they are losers
They should go to /pol/ instead of being a bitch
>>754466420
beta fag
>>754466749
extremely beta twink
>>754476670
most massive beta twink in this thread
>>754480024
Never mind ( im not the guy thst called you a loser)
>>754480014
You would still get gassed.
>>754480177
Yup see that right there shows you, you need to go to /pol/ you believe in the holocaust
Stop being a cuck and show me a pic!
>>754480095
should i just kill myself?
>>754480340
No go to /pol/ and get some red phill
>>754480378
but theyr racist losers
>>754476236
Why is your nose two shades of colors?
>>754481276
It's been that way my entire life
>>754481340
kek. what the fuck
>>754480095
Ill fight you
Christmas feels
>>754467152
You look like an off brand Liam Neson
>>754481811
tits or leave
Let’s see how this goes.
>>754482077
Nah
>Implying i have tits
>>754466420
Sup
>>754466420
>>754482423
cut yer nails
>>754482423
Looks like the kind of guy who works at a 7/11 and spends more money than he should. Then goes off to prey on hs girls because it’s all he can (attempt) to get
>>754475798
That is actually true, remember when mexico and germany were allies in ww2?
Sup faggots
>>754483408
u look underage
>>754484098
Haha I know. I'm 18 and 3/4 tho
>>754466420
>>754483408
Fuckin nigger nose
>>754483021
Landscaper on break, usually too tired to do anything after work. Also 19yo
>>754485497
7-8/10, though im not a fan of tattoos that much.
>>754485497
SOYBOY
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>>754469731
show femmpenis
>>754482175
You look like that kind of asian, you know the ones that have alot of traps in their culture
>>754487878
He looks Indonesian, some of them look pretty badass tbh.
>>754482423
>smoking at a gas station
fucking idiot
