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youve never been a real man, and everyone knows it
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moar
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>>754466719

that's a girl's butt
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>>754465916
D:
Why I'd never. *faints*
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>>754467821
That's where you're wrong kiddo
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>>754471852
Should I get a switch? If so what color joycons
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>>754472818
If you want to play Mario or a few good indie games on the go, then yes. Otherwise, I'd say wait.
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>>754473808
I want to play Mario and Zelda so there's that.

What color and what game first.
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SHIBBOLETH
YOUR ASSES ARE OURS
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>>754473977
>>754472159
Incoming tryhard newfags
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>>754465916
Shibboleth, cucks
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh." 5The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan opposite Ephraim. And it happened when any of the fugitives of Ephraim said, "Let me cross over," the men of Gilead would say to him, "Are you an Ephraimite?" If he said, "No," 6then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.…
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Judges 3:28
He said to them, "Pursue them, for the LORD has given your enemies the Moabites into your hands." So they went down after him and seized the fords of the Jordan opposite Moab, and did not allow anyone to cross.

Judges 12:4
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh."
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>>754474040
Who invades a nearly dead thread
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>>754474115
Shibboleth, cucks
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh." 5The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan opposite Ephraim. And it happened when any of the fugitives of Ephraim said, "Let me cross over," the men of Gilead would say to him, "Are you an Ephraimite?" If he said, "No," 6then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.…
New American Standard Bible
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Judges 3:28
He said to them, "Pursue them, for the LORD has given your enemies the Moabites into your hands." So they went down after him and seized the fords of the Jordan opposite Moab, and did not allow anyone to cross.

Judges 12:4
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh."
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>>754473856
Breath of the Wild is weird. From my understanding, it runs better if you play in mobile mode, due to the tablet having a lower res than when on a TV.

Mario is fun as hell, I'd say that first. And we got the blue and red one. Its useful if you are using the joycons as separate controllers.
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>>754474115
lol ikr, they pick the slowest time of day to try this shit thinking it'll mean something
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hibboleth, cucks
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh." 5The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan opposite Ephraim. And it happened when any of the fugitives of Ephraim said, "Let me cross over," the men of Gilead would say to him, "Are you an Ephraimite?" If he said, "No," 6then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.…
New American Standard Bible
Cross References
Judges 3:28
He said to them, "Pursue them, for the LORD has given your enemies the Moabites into your hands." So they went down after him and seized the fords of the Jordan opposite Moab, and did not allow anyone to cross.

Judges 12:4
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh."
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>>754474178
It's an honest question, there's not much of a point. The thread probably would have died if you just left it.
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>>754474241
I've yet to notice too much in the way of slowdowns in either TV or Mobile mode unless I've got lots of shit going on at once, but that's just me

sorry to butt in
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>>754474241
Yeah I am leaning toward Mario in all honesty.

And that's a good point with the colors.
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>>754474296
Its a public forum, there is no "butting in".

The WiiU version definitely has issues. FPS drops are common for it. I've only heard second-hand about the Switch version, since I haven't picked it up yet.

>>754474341
I've got around 290 out of the 800+ moons in the game. It was designed for lots of replay.
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>>754474502
Yeah there's a crazy amount in it.

Costco here is having a good deal on Mario. $10 off.
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>>754474502
Also wondering how it controls with just the joycons vs the pro controller.
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>>754472818
Just get them all black, those blue and red ones are shitty
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>>754474691
I've only been using the Pro. There's a few moves that the joycons make so much easier to pull off, but honestly, I haven't had much need for them, so its okay to go with either.
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>>754474502
Oh, forgot it was on WiiU
I've got it on switch, only has slowdowns if I'm causing excessive particles to show up
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>>754474869
I've only played a bit of it on the WiiU when I go over to my BF's. It has issues if you swing the camera across an open view of the world too quickly. Most of the time it plays okay, but the open world can fuck with you a bit.
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Test
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I wanna drink tonight but I feel like I do that too much.
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love havin a thick tube at the back end of my body that men can fuck
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butts?
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>>754477315
bad pic
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>>754477874
Idiot has his phone out in the rain
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>>754477355
you don't like butts?
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>>754465916
If everyone knew it then i wouldn't be a virgin.
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>>754478382
there are waterproof phones, you know?
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>>754478813
Only yours, bby.
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>>754478954
That's not a good reason to leave it out in the rain.
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