Waifu thread
>giving in and redeeming myself with an appropriately timed bake.
>>754461439
Good job~
claimed without hesitation.
>>754461569
Thank you.
>>754461604
That is the look of still disappoint.
Annnd claimed
>>754461439
>>754461880
God tier claim
>>754461857
Annnnd cute <3
>>754462113
Hello again cute ears.
still here
>>754462172
hello hello
how are you?
No one's claimed Asuka?
Gahara-san is the only waifu for me.
Guess I'll claim Ritsu, she's pretty cute.
>>754462284
Indeed.
>>754462347
I am good how about you?
>>754462600
Hitagi is mine I claimed first...
>>754462701
got dubs so I stole her
>>754462701
just woke up, still feel a little drowsy, but otherwise alright
not sure what to do today
>>754462547
>>754462701
MHm
>>754463033
I was looking for this, I'm glad you had it :^)
Short-story anon from a few days ago here. Going to bed soon though, bout 1:30AM here.
>>754462969
Ah got ya, im getting sleepy but know once I lay down im not going to be able to sleep.
>>754463181
Wasnt it trips to steal? HALP!
>>754462861
Its trips to steal you stinky cabbage
>>754463341
ah, so it's night for you
why wouldn't you be able to sleep?
monkey best Waifu
>>754463506
I did remember right! Im going to dig through my files and find the rules section from the old copy pasta...
>>754463570
Just havent been able to recently. Big part of it is ive been off my anxiety meds I think.
>>754463642
Nice figure.
>>754463642
Don't know why it came out sideways
>>754463769
Nice waifu. (even my waifu agrees)
Guess I have to settle for bat
>>754463878
Thank you, how are you?
Claimed
>>754463642
better hope you're immortal, she packs quite a punch
>>754463769
medication-related insomnia must really suck
hopefully you can get some good sleep soon, friend
>the old copy pasta
Easy and understandable rules: Claim your 2D-waifu, discuss with other Anons about them or insult someones waifu. Please post fitting, not over-sexualised content. But most important: Have fun!
>>754463994
>settle for
>lewding
this is not ok
>>754464333
good morning
>>754464333
Trips checked
>>754463341
I just own the legs
hi
>>754464399
I think its more anxiety creeping back more so than the medication to be honest. Ive noticed the past few days it has been getting worse again while I wait for my perscription to be refilled. But it is what it is I was already used to the sleep thing.
>>754464650
Fair enough haha. Problem resolved anyways.
>>754464696
Hello
>>754464825
how are you friend
>>754464111
Doing okay, life hasn't been too shit lately so things are looking up; recently broke 3 months solid of being off coke but getting back on track.
>>754464399
Implying you wouldn't (or shouldn't) be happy to be killed by your waifu
>Also both check'd
>>754464900
Sleepy but ok, you?
>>754464966
Nice! Thats good, got over the worst part. At least the first month was the worst for me but coke was a rare occasion back then for me.
>>754464825
that's understandable
not sure how the prescription system works over there but why do you at all have days where you don't have the medicine you need?
>>754464966
but if your waifu kills you, you can't love her anymore (because you're dead)
doesn't seem very pleasant to me
>>754465158
feeling a little down and lonely
>>754464825
Glad to hear it was easily fixed
>>754465282
Why would anyone's waifu kill them? You guys do know not to stick your dick in crazy right?
*coughmonikacough*
>>754465282
Takes 4 days for them to fill it for some reason, ran out last Saturday and only remembered to call on Tuesday so my fault for not keeping track of it.
>>754465300
Im sorry to hear that why is that?
>>754465355
Yup!
>>754465542
>4 days to fill a script
What the shit America. That is woeful.
>>754465542
theres been a huge loss of something in my life
>>754465414
accidents happen when you've got an arm as strong as suruga
>>754465542
oh okay
>>754465648
Need some sauce on this girl, Anon
>>754465617
Nah its not America on that one, its the military.
>>754465707
:( Im sorry to hear that. Im not going to pry if you dont want to talk about it but I am always willing to listen. Hmm how about a change of subject if your not in the mood, if your listening to music what are you listening to?
>>754465778
Yeah not a smart move on my part. Learned my lesson on that one, first time being steadily prescribed on something and having to refill it though.
>>754465158
Yeah, I used to do eight balls in one shift, and after some nose issues (it got bad) I forced myself to quit. I've done well but the urge sometimes comes and won't leave for days
>>754465282
In a world like theirs maybe I could have been lucky at some point. Also, can't I just hang around like snail if she did kill me, not too familiar with her arc but isn't she a spirit?
>>754465926
Damn anon, that wait is some shit
>>754465778
Aren't they great though?
>>754466095
Six years later the urges still come back friendo but it gets easier to tell yourself no. Especially if you keep yourself away from it. Yeah the wait is some shit but like I said I did it to myself.
>>754465926
mistakes happen
i have like 4 different pills i take now and i sometimes take the wrong one or take two of one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>754466095
i'm not too certain on this but i believe the whole thing about monogatari is that it's all "belief"
the oddities exist because people (subconsciously or actively) believe they exist
so for all we know snail might not actually be the real snail and just a "fake" snail with the same memories as the living girl
i think? it's been too long since i last watched monogatari tbh
>>754465926
i dislike music
>>754466392
Use a pill case thing.
>>754466392
Haha fair enough!
>>754466435
What do you enjoy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1qg7Uumnc
>>754466860
i dont do much
>>754466670
what little pride i have left wouldn't allow me to do that
i'd feel like an elderly person
>>754467049
Sorry...
>>754467060
>cute...
>>754467437
its ok im pretty boring
>>754461857
I want to grab her boobs
>>754466392
I like the way this explanation makes me feel. Kinda makes me wish our world was a bit more like theirs.
>>754467543
What do you usually spend time doing anon?
>>754467704
Niggers ugh PUKE faggot gorilla poop color nigger
>>754467704
usually wasting time doing whatever i can during the day and trying to get people to talk to me
also i have a name
oi, waifu fags, how does it feel knowing south korea is taking the first steps into implementing mandatory dating?
>>754467704
living in a fantasy world would be beautiful, wouldn't it?
>>754468058
is there something you're trying to imply with this? because i don't get the relevancy
don't think we have any south korean claimers
>>754467543
I feel like we've talked before... Can I ask who this is?
>>754468058
Eh dont care.
well~ looks like it'll be a while untill i can do pubg 1.0~
>>754468361
i dont know if we have
i forget a lot of people
>>754468289
well, its bound to reach the west eventually
but not after the UK's ban on masculinity does
basically youre going to be forced to play Russian roulette in 2-4 years
>>754468484
Cute
>>754468588
>bound to reach the west eventually
what makes you say that? asian countries have a massive birth rate problem and we don't really have that here
2-4 years is also an absurd estimate
>>754467850
It's hard to keep track of names on here, but I kinda do the same in regards to passing the time. Sometimes I get to spend time being around people I used to get to love during my dreams so I sleep until I can't and then pass time until I'm tired again; sometimes sleeping 14 hours a day.
>>754468289
It really would
>>754468058
Not really too into Korean stuff, it's kinda funny to hear about them occasionally
>>754467060
I think that's a silly thing to be too prideful for; if I was taking that many pills a day then I would certainly need something to keep them organized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxrNFSil0tw
This video is my only emotion
>>754468756
no you
>>754468788
not many people talk to me anymore
whats your favorite color
>>754468484
Its ok, ive seen you around but we never talked. Hope you do end up feeling better.
>>754469048
do you like doing things with people?
>>754468796
or i could just stop being retarded and not take the wrong pills
it's not really that hard to keep them seperated, and i already keep track of what i take and when
so it just comes down to me being a dum
>>754468766
well depending on what you mean by here. the US where i live is on a steady decline and has been on one since WW2
and sure maybe the prediction might be a little too generous for the forced dating thing, but we will definitely be picking up on the UK thing, at least liberal states will
>>754468922
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OL88zjAWkbc
>>754468926
Same, but usually it's my own fault
It's brown, and yours?
>>754469187
Aw, be kind to yourself. Set them out every day at the same time you take them or something, easy fix. :3
>>754469332
we should do things together
>>754469219
Which Ritsu are you? Shouldn't you be sleep regardless?
>>754469451
What kinds of things?
>>754469219
This sounds gud
>>754469585
anything really
>>754469575
Mugi. Since when was there another one besides me?
I read thread a little after I post Ritsu 351, but I'm fixing to sleep.
>>754469154
Sometimes. Depending on what it is.
>>754469213
oh yeah i forgot about the UK thing
im just going to be hopeful and say the UK is crazy and that such things won't likely happen elsewhere
don't know much about US politics either, they're kind of hard to follow
but i really can't see the forced dating thing happening in western cultures unless the birth rates suddenly take a 45 degree turn downward
>>754469400
i just have them scattered about my desk and a notepad file on my computer to keep track of what's to be taken when
my desk looks like that of a drug addict
>>754469704
ML likes to pretend to be you sometimes. I feel like a hipster for liking that song you posted.
Wasn't paying much attention to the thread.
Back again now.
>>754469763
we should
>>754469636
Hmm, I don't play many games or do thing with others or I would have ideas. Do you use Snapchat or something like discord?
>>754469219
Feel like you would enjoy this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u72aqP2_hxQ&list=LLPiBg2W6nPobsdAkXtRsk0g&index=324
>>754470053
Welcome back?
>>754470094
if you give me your discord i can add you
>>754469995
Sounds far more complicated than a pill case tbh
Any good drugs?
>>754469995
would take a while to explain federal and state laws, but basically the states can punish you however they see fit for whatever they see fit even if its not breaking federal laws.
i mean here especially in california, where the punishment for intentionally spreading HIV has turned into a slap on the wrist, it wouldnt be too far fetched to see something like the before mentioned happening
also is that a mouse monstergirl?
>>754461439
>being a crabfag
>>754470017
Mi Liu has a weird attachment to me for some reason. I think that's why he does that.
It's alright, I haven't listened to that album in a long time though.
I'll be going to bed now though. It was nice seeing you again.
>>754470094
I'll have to listen to it when I wake up, I'm going to sleep.
>>754470138
JacksonsNotHere#3369
Not sure if the numbers are important, just started using Discord
>>754470087
I mean depending on what you want to do I guess.
>>754470582
Yes you need numbers to add people.
>>754470669
anything
>>754470257
nah, the only side effects these drugs have is tiredness
>>754470362
i know about federal/state stuff, that's present in more than just the US
>also is that a mouse monstergirl?
close enough
it's Nazrin, a mouse youkai from touhou
Oh, it's a discord attention whore. That explains it.
>>754471144
I wonder what explains you
Im going to try and get some sleep have a good night friendo's
>>754471432
I'll probably be following soon as well
Hope your dreams are vivid and fun
>>754471432
night
>>754470559
I have noticed. Sweet dreams.
>>754470927
I'm tired all the time without drugs so that sounds pretty terrible :^)
>>754472458
It's good to see each other. An enjoyable feeling.
>>754472832
Huh?
>>754472317
>>754472899
This art style is cute; I've been too busy in life, what is this? (Check'd)
>>754472989
This is GATE.
>>754472989
Was I suppose to be included in that reply? She is from the anime Gate.
>>754461439
Shibboleth, cucks
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh." 5The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan opposite Ephraim. And it happened when any of the fugitives of Ephraim said, "Let me cross over," the men of Gilead would say to him, "Are you an Ephraimite?" If he said, "No," 6then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.…
New American Standard Bible
Cross References
Judges 3:28
He said to them, "Pursue them, for the LORD has given your enemies the Moabites into your hands." So they went down after him and seized the fords of the Jordan opposite Moab, and did not allow anyone to cross.
Judges 12:4
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh."
>>754472899
What do you mean by 'Huh' ?
>>754473071
I clicked yours on accident, my bads
>>754473080
Whut?
>>754473230
>whut
we got a newfag, go to bed kiddo
>>754473168
Who this?
>>754473230
I figured.
>>754473312
Where?
>>754473403
Why?
>>754473445
What for?
>>754473283
I just don't get the reference?
>You will never not be a newfag to somebody
>>754473684
don't worry about it, it doesn't actually mean anything
it's a bunch of people that think they're "fighting the cancer that's killing /b/" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>754473767
People still actually think this?
>>754473982
Feel like I'm being a bit masochistic and dumb for responding, but why not explain it then?
>Inb4 I'm a newfag again
>>754473767
>>754473684
>DEAD CATS ARE WHAT SHIBBOLETH ADORES.
The latest edition of the mental health manual used by psychiatrists to diagnose disorders reveals a change in thinking on gender identity. The perspective change is similar to a decision made in 1973, when the American Psychiatric Association eliminated homosexuality from its disorders’ list.
In the new edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), released on May 22, the now-defunct diagnosis of gender identity disorder (GID) receives a new name, gender dysphoria, which reflects a new emphasis.
Both GID and gender dysphoria describe a condition in which someone is intensely uncomfortable with their biological gender and strongly identifies with, and wants to be, the opposite gender. Some of these people may live as their desired gender, and may even seek gender reassignment surgery that can allow them to trade, for example, a penis for a clitoris and a scrotum for a vagina.
SHIBBOLETH IS A CHAOS GOD.
I CALL THE EXTERMINATUS ON /b/
>lurk moar
>>754474335
Why post here though?
>>754474228
"The cancer that is killing /b/" is a meme that has practically been around as long as the board.
Saber claimed
>>754469995
Where are you from if you don't mind me asking
>>754473445
Rory, don't disappear.
hacker waifu
>>754474483
I know this, just never heard the Shibboleth variant of it. been on here since 2010 pretty much daily but a lot of it was spent on /k/ so it may have just missed me
>>754474546
the netherlands, why do you ask?
>>754474636
see >>754470448 and >>754472159
Rory, disappear.
>>754474636
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't frequent here enough to care about the latest variation.
>>754473509
Why not?
>>754474636
>newfag
>lurk moar
>>754474706
I wont do it just to spite you.
>>754474642
Was just curious I knew it was somewhere in Europe just not exactly what country. How've you been?
>>754474750
I didn't really want you to leave anyway, I was just memeing~
>>754474839
~
>>754474878
Everyone secretly loves the tildes. Post more sock pics.
>>754474772
ah okay
i've been alright for the most part i think
how about you? i don't think i remember when i last spoke to you
>>754474936
You a feet guy then?
>>754474985
Sometimes I get in the mood for them, yes.
>>754475044
Oh
>>754475085
Are you judging me now?
I don't remember that scene in the show. Lewd.
>>754474981
That's good. I've been alright. Nothing much has been happening on my end. I think it was somewhere back in fall 2016 when we last spoke wasn't it?
>>754475136
I
judge
EVERYTHING
And it was when the Cobras cleared the Italica gate of bandits.
>>754474721
Ok, let's return to the first question 'Who this?'
'Who' means 'What person', and 'this' means direction of your mind.
Therefore, by question 'Who this?' you meant Who is this person?
What person? Me, probably.
Consequently, you want to know who I am, don't you?
>>754475085
That's lewd anon!
>>754475214
You aren't allowed to judge me without wearing the judging hat.
>>754475192
damn, that's way too long ago
i honestly don't even remember anything from then
>>754475335
Pretty much.
>>754475340
You're lood.
>>754475364
I always wear the judging hat
>>754475384
That was only like a year ago though.
>>754475395
Carry on then.
>>754475384
That's just my guess. I hardly remember those days too. Still kinda miss Shiki 's taunts though
>>754475395
Why are you interested in my personality?
>>754475448
i have problems remembering what i ate yesterday
more than a week ago is like a hazy mist in my memory
>>754475483
i remember a shiki poster but i don't remember any of their posts :(
anyway what are you up to?
>>754475395
You're not supposed to sexualize the lolis anon
>>754475614
Currently about to go to sleep. It's late for me. You?
>>754475791
That's twice in 1 day
>>754475614
Mine is pretty bad too to be fair.
>>754475791
im just passing time while i wait to go to the hospital for an appointment
and in that case, good night friend
>>754475871
good thing memory can be trained and improved
too bad i'm too lazy
I miss when Monkey used to have her own threads
>>754475955
Same, everything blends together. Even important stuff these days
>>754475955
Goodnight
>>754475955
What if you forget to train it? Mine is more selective if anything; I can recall useless stuff for a really long time sometimes but struggle with things that should be really obvious.
>>754476012
relatable
>>754476027
when your memory is so bad you can't remember to improve your memory
and yeah i too have odd things that i can somehow seem to reemember
and even though my memory is so awful, i still have up to 3 dreams per night and remember them for a fair while after waking up
you just have to rise above the spam
>>754476248
:3c
Ooh, lucky you. I know a bunch of people that can't seem to remember their dreams at all. I sleep more than the average person I think and I tend to remember my dreams for a little bit after waking up on more nights than I don't too..not that my dreams ever make any sense.
>>754476357
how long do you usually sleep for?
I kind of want to lewd Alice now, the images are working. :^)
I cant remember which dropbox has all my kanbaru images so I can't even fight the waifu spam
>>754476452
Like 10-12 hours a day as of late it feels like.
>>754475540
Iunno.
>>754475665
I can't help it if she's a little innately lewd.
>>754476527
oh yeah that is quite a lot
up until lately i used to do 10-16 hours of sleep a day, that was awful
but now im back to 6-8 and hopefully it'll remain that way
>>754476631
I've certainly had days with more like that too. Sleeping all day feels pretty bad and kind of just makes me want to sleep more.
>>754476603
>Iunno
It means 'I don't know', right? If so, you don't know what you want yourself.
