Post your secrets
I've been in a relationship with my 15
yo sister-in-law and while visiting family next month and I plan on fucking her again
i hope she gets pregnant
>>754459855
Can't get her pregnant when she don't have a uterus
>>754459689
>I've been in a relationship with my 15
>yo sister-in-law
>>754459689
>with my 15
>yo sister-in-law
>>754459689
>sister-in-law
so fucking what?
/thread
because of my illegal living environment i have to pissjugg it and dump them in public areas
>>754460106
Missing the point of the thread. Why don't you contribute you faggot
>>754460347
>illegal living environment
elaborate...
>>754459689
should call this the thread of lies XD
Plus 4chan has stepped up its tracking of offenders of this sort.
>>754460370
assblasted OP tries to defend his non secret secret.
>>754460106
all i read from OP is "i am a child molester"
>>754460857
kids need love too
>>754459689
HEY MODS! WE GOT A GUY HERE TALKING ABOUT CHILD RAPE, AND STATING THEY PLAN TO DO IT AGAIN. WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE PROBABLY DONE IT MANY TIMES NOW.
>>754460998
which means they have never actually touched anyone ever
>>754460547
Damn, you'd unraveled my fallacy
>>754460596
> non secret secret
Elaborate
>>754460857
Age of consent in England is 16 so what's one year?
where i live the rent is so expensive i had to rent a 6x6 shack with my brother, in a mexicans backyard to live out of but i cant go tromping through his house 10 times to piss a day (heavy drinker) and i have a shack neighbor (another shit shack nextdoor to mine) and if i piss too much outside he gets mad cause it stinks like piss so this is what ive resorted to
>>754459689
OP sucks at keeping secrets XD got buddies tracking this child rapist down as we speak.
>>754460857
>>754461076
I mean he is banging someone who has 0 relation to him.
his secret is retarded.
>>754459689
I am a Manlet
>>754459689
Well, I took my step brother's virginity when I was 16 to piss off my mom. I call him my step brother, but he's not my mom's son, he's my stepfather's son. We are not blood related and didn't grow up together. At the time, my mom had moved in with my stepfather for about 6 months.
>>754461097
jesus... Just save money stop drinking and get a shitty apartment with a toilet. fuck
>>754459689
My girlfriend is mentally abusive, but this really sweet guy on discord I play D&D with in a fascist group admitted he loved me when he was drunk in direct messages. I got drunk with him and we both admitted we love each other but I can't just leave my girlfriend.
Ever since I put up with her ignoring me until she wants something from me while I try to hide my excitement when I get a message from him and answer him privately to talk about each other's day.
>>754461519
you a grill or a fag?
>>754461581
>implying grills browse /b/
>>754461719
so you/he is a fag?
>>754461453
for a studio where i live is 1900$
i work for the state and they refuse to pay me overtime, or 1.5x my pay is so bad but i cant get another job because i smoke weed, im stuck in my life, this isnt a correct my issues thread its a share your secret thread so i did
>>754459689
Did you create this picture because someone complained about seeing the usual picture in the last secrets thread?
>>754461863
I saved this pic from over a year ago and I haven't been on since then so I have no clue what the new one is
>>754461825
>i cant get another job because i smoke weed
so you are actually just a fucking stoner that refuses to improve?
that is your secret, not the piss bottle shit
>>754461952
its this one
>>754461798
Yeah sadly. It's weird because he just cares for my actual well being
Used my first girlfriend strictly for sex when we were 15. I'm just starting to feel bad when I see how good of a person she was and how shitty she is now 5 years later.
Sound like los Angeles
>>754461064
this
>>754461097
cool wallpaper
>>754461994
im prescribed it by law its legal here but jobs frown on it, and yea i suppose
>>754462093
is the pussy really that good?
leave her dumbass.
>>754461097
You have electricity but no plumbing?
Dig a hole like 6' deep with a post hole digger, put a pvc pipe in it, fill it in, piss down the pipe. Close enough.
>>754462327
album cover to
conan - satsumo
>>754461825
Live in a van instead of a shitty shack. It has the same amenities and floor space as the shack, except you can take it to different places (where the piss smell does not accumulate) and it's cheaper.
i love posting my titties on b. being anon and not knowing who has my pic and if they get off to them makes me so hot
>>754462503
i would if it were my property in any way shape or form but i cant its a sick idea tho ive pondered it many times
I DONT SEE MANY SECRETS IN HERE JUST 1 GUY WHO FUCKED A KID AND LOTS OF FLAMERS LETS SEE SOME MORE
made it my goal to fuck my ex's sister after she cheated on me.
only succeeded in fingering one of them. not the one I was wanting to destroy.
still working on it.
fucked a friends little sister and loved every minute of it.
>>754462764
Green text
>>754462638
I have thought of this too but theres no way to marathon video games on my pc tower in a van, also the city im in is very hard on people living in vehicles its more of an issue than it solves. i have had friends that i tried this out with who own vans and do this and its created legal issues that i dont want to have to repeat
>>754462650
>I DONT SEE MANY SECRETS IN HERE JUST 1 GUY WHO FUCKED A KID AND LOTS OF FLAMERS LETS SEE SOME MORE
no juan we are talking about why you wont just improve your life. worse considering its you and your brother pablo.
I hope the names get to you cause you need a fucking wakeup call.
I'm in love and getting married to an amazing woman in 2 months. I've been with her for over 6 years and have known her since junior high. Just one small problem... she has developed a vaginal skin condition that has progressed to the point where she can't have sex. We haven't been able to for over a year. I'm fucking losing my mind
>>754462828
im white and i know this already
im not looking for a way to fix it on this forum simply posting some shit to get the thread going
were all human and were all garbage >:)
>>754462920
Sounds like blow jobs and anal for you then. I feel so bad for you anon /s
>>754462920
blowjobs for days man or put it in her butt
>>754462814
>be me, flirting with friends little sister
>her relationship turns abusive they decide to take a break
>coming into town, wants to meet up.
>come on down girl
>stays at my place pretending she's staying at a friends while she's in town
>spend all night worshiping her body
>so good
>>754462920
Congratulations, and I'm also sorry to hear that. Vaginal sex isn't the only way to get off though, thankfully.
>>754462920
1) What condition does she have that would possibly do this?
2) What condition do you have that would possibly cause you to marry a pussyleper?
>>754463075
holy shit, I would go crazy.
>>754461097
I thought my life sucked balls.
>>754462381
My dude. She's got F cup tits
>>754463141
pussyleper
8|
I fingering the older sister of my future wife in a party last week. I was drunk as hell
I feel like shit and i'm a fucking coward that don't wanna lost the woman that got me again the will of leave and be on my side for the last 8 years
>>754463214
Oh god
I beat off to my sister a lot. Feel horrible,
>>754463003
>were all human and were all garbage
except you are the only one pissing into actual garbage.
Get a hold of your shit ramon!
>>754463336
eh, happens to everyone
>>754463286
why didn't you get pics?
that's what you should feel guilty about.
I'm the minute man
>>754463238
Tell me I'm wrong.
>>754463214
then I can only assume the level of sex you are getting from her exceeds the abuse.
correct?
>>754463518
eh, happens to everyone
I practiced with a fleshlight till I could destroy my GF
>>754463018
Pretty much hit the nail on the head, not too much of a fan of booty hole stench so blowjobs it is.
>>754463075
Thank you bro, although I'm bitching I'm honestly super fucking happy. She's drop dead gorgeous.
>>754463141
Her condition: Vaginal vulvitis
My condition: True love. This woman is seriously my other half, I don't know what I'd do without her.
>>754463563
notwrong
pretty much the only thing that would keep me from eating pussy.
>>754463518
That dumb faggot was never funny. I don't know why anyone ever laughed at that audio recording. It wasn't clever. He just had a shitty hookup and made fun of himself and insulted a fat whore for no reason.
If you're him, you're an idiot.
>>754463286
Sober the fuck up before you start typing
>>754463607
so you are pounding her ass right?
>>754463599
no i meant I'm the guy in the recording of a guy fucking a gril on discord for everyone to hear, and then I told the girl "You know what they call me? They call me the minuteman" before running out of the hotel
>>754463703
I expected as much, I hope that's the case.
>>754463741
where is this recording? sounds hilarious.
>>754463703
Nah, neither of us are a fan of anal. The entire time I'm thinking about shit coming out and if I get the slightest wiff of poop my boner is gone. I feel like it's natural to be turned off by feces, but hey, what do I know?
>>754463607
Huh? Is there a non-vaginal form of vulvitis? I'm pretty sure you just mean vulvitis.
You didn't say, does she give up the bhole and suck you off instead?
>>754463833
What a gigantic beta faggot.
>>754463811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UW99Mltn6E
>>754460045
youngest woman ever to give birth was like 8 or 9 bro it's very possible for a 15 year old to get pregnant
>>754463983
Not if she doesn't have a uterus you fucking illiterate moron.
>>754463868
My bad, you are correct, pardon my redundancy. Blowjobs all day. I fucking miss the real thing though
>>754463906
<3 someday you'll be happy anon. Gotta get yourself outside every once in a while though!
>>754464035
15 doesn't have a ueturs? wtf?? you think you are fucking her but really the jews fucked her first by removing her organs and taking a fuck load of money from your family to do it
>>754464179
I'm taking a 10 day vacation with my girlfriend starting tomorrow.
But if her pussy rotted off I'd have to trade her in for a different model.
>>754464035
i am literate i just thought u were retarded and assumed that young ladies don't develop them until later or something
convinced at least 2 friends to go full on slut mode on tinder.
both of them fucked the shit out of everything that walked for a month or two and then found the man of their dreams.
does this mean i'm a bad person?
>>754464179
how can you say you love her if you won't eat her ass?
cuck.
>>754464598
true love would take the ass
>>754459689
I'm still a virgin.
>>754464544
did I mention that they were girls?
>>754464544
no... they are.
>>754464439
You say that, but if you're in love with her you wouldn't do it. In fact, I bet when you're around her you feel all warm and say disgustingly sweet shit to her and even play with her hair at night. I bet you hold her hand kiss her forehead. What I'm trying to say is you just type this stupid fucking edgy bullshit to try to fit in, but in real life you're completely different. Stop pushing away love you faggot, you know it feels good.
>>754460547
>XD
Stop
>>754464598
Dog I have no problem with that, however I do have a problem with my dick guiding a log of shit out of her ass
>>754464701
>>754464701
>you know it feels good.
know what else feels good?
anal
you faggot.
>>754464701
gay
I have a castration fetish
>>754464787
Hahaha check and mate, got me there faggot. However head feels better and doesn't smell like shit
>>754464813
;-*
>>754464700
good, I was trying to decide if I was some sort of old fasioned villian with a rediculous mustache or if I was doing a public service.
I think i'm firmly in the latter.
now the big question is: do I tell the man of their dream about their exploits that I was hearing all the gory details of. or pretend that they are innocent, virginal, flowers.
>>754463576
Yeah
>>754464772
learn how to do it properly you dumbass.
there is more to proper anal than just pounding ass. for one it needs a diet change a few weeks before it happens. read up on it and if she loves you she will be with you.
I am sexually attracted to women giving birth. Watching videos of women giving birth on Youtube turns me on.
>>754464998
convincing sluts to find their true calling.
it's the proper order of the world.
>>754465124
Jesus Christ I'm supposed to meal plan for her for weeks? I'll pass and stick with head.
>>754465117
is that her?! oh gawd she's huge.
>>754462920
good luck with that /b/ro
>>754465126
what about it?
is it the massive nobly thing coming out of them? the stretching? the inadequecy?
imagining your fist doing that?
>>754464035
why doesn't she have a uterus?
I wanna cut off my ex's limbs and keep her as a fuck nugget and love and care for her until the day she dies. I wanna teach her that i am the only one there is to love, if she disobeys me then I'll torture her with white hot metal..
>>754464701
I do like all that touchy mushy stuff. I also have had enough experience to know not to settle, and a Barbie doll plastered over patch between her legs is right the fuck up there for settling.
>>754465230
Good god yes, she's fucking huge. She actually has tits I can smother myself in, they're fucking amazing.
>>754463423
Hahaha nah, i wanna forget it. I think we both wanna do it
>>754465598
oh man, that sounds horrible.
IMO any more than a good handful is wasteful and just causing unneeded back problems.
>>754464998
>now the big question is: do I tell the man of their dream about their exploits that I was hearing all the gory details of. or pretend that they are innocent, virginal, flowers.
You mind your own fucking business. Don't go around talking about people and starting shit.
>>754465684
some people got no chill
>>754465582
Not settling if you love someone. Just sayin, I truly love this woman like I've never remotely felt about anyone else.
>>754463686
Sorry, i'm from Guatemala and my english is not so good.
I wanna eat my ex's limbs in front of her, and occasionally force a few chunks of flesh down her lie ridden throat. Gosh I'd love to do that.. Mmm.. If she tries to get me caught then id splice her open and play with her guts till she passes out, then id sew her back up. It would teach her to never EVER cross me.
>>754465117
Nasty fat sacks
>>754465715
good point. I shall protect their memory for the good of all.
>>754465684
I know i sound like a crazy peice of shit but.. Hooh I'd love to.
>>754465714
Yeah her back hurts all the time, I give her a back massage and rub her feet almost every day and she's always really grateful even though I work outdoors walking around all day.
>>754459689
Good job anon
>>754465799
those dubs are wasted on a faggot like you
>>754464998
i think the real question is are you just mad they didn't fuck you and now they never will?
I love fingering the ever loving shit out of girls.
like, I think, more than is normal.
>>754465924
;P both did. so i'm not hurt. my regret is not properly documenting it.
>>754465924
the third, whom didn't go on a full on tinder binge is also the one that I didn't fuck.
that's the one that makes me into ol' ahab
I'm scared of women. My first and last girlfriend nearly a decade ago pulled the trifecta on me. When I tried to break up with her she first lied about being pregnant, then accused me of rape, then threatened suicide. I been afraid of relationships since.
>>754460998
wow it's on the internet it definitely must be true
>>754466192
can't blame you. just masturbate while gazing into peoples eyes on the subway. it's much safer.
>>754466203
oh it is! everything on the internet is true.
I read it on the internet once.
>>754465211
>Jesus Christ I'm supposed to meal plan for her for weeks
wow you sure love ger bro god forbid you do to much for her.
Today I stole a lunch somebody left in the breakroom when they stepped out to take a piss
I can afford things just fine, I'm just too lazy to walk to the store
>>754466907
I steal foods from the break room, too. It's ok. I can afford things too, I'm just cheap.
>>754464998
1st Q, there’s only one man of both there dreams?
2nd Q, of what relation are you to this/these men?
You sent them on this wild ride ipso facto u nolonger have the right to derail their train...pun intended
i like to bump threads
>>754466581
Hahahaha holy shit this is gold. Motherfucker just because you love someone doesn't mean you take outlandish steps to prepare for a sexual act that neither of you would enjoy. However for the sake of debate your reply is hilariously ironic and I respect that shit, good eye faggot
flibbidy jibbet
>>754468601
many a thing you know you want to tell her
I prefer to ride reverse cowgirl, so my shame is not reflected back in their eyes...
>>754469121
shame is the best part of it though, why would you ruin that?
>>754469228
Tired of being reminded of how dead I am inside...
>>754459689
Fell in love with my niece
>>754462645
So... what are u waiting for¿?¿?
>>754469396
ugh.
honestly, there's no point in sex unless you can see your partner humiliated and ashamed of what they're doing and who they are.
you're dead inside and a worthless whore. feel shit about it but don't you dare try to fucking hide it.
bummmmpppp
closet bifag here, i really enjoy showering with other guys. have done it countless times with many different guys..
>>754468096
says the guy sure to be cucked in a few years.
bummpp
>>754465117
Need those tits
>>754459689
>Be me
>A sadomasochist fagg
>My gf (Girl 1) is a really honey roll n' Shit
>After years I meet another grill (girl 2)
>She's so fookin luvly, fall in love
>grill 2 give me too much luv, has been years since I feel complete
>Happy af
>One Day dont give a fk & cheat on girl 1 dating girl 2 in a local bar
>3AM going to her aparment cuz girl 1 is on her Grandma's house
>She's so shy and almost cut me off cuz feeling insecure of Sex
>Confess me that she's into femdom
>Insta adamantium-hard boner
>Feel even more complete than never
>Still having sexcapes with girl 2 that Day by Day become more and more romantic and serius
>girl 1 don't even imagine wut imma doping
>She Still sleeping Happy on the same bed were girl 2 rekt the fuck outta ma ding dong.
bumppp
i helped my best friend moving, stole his gf's phone in the process, found nudes. Later when she drove me home she gave me a BJ. Life's good
I bought my 9yo niece a bunch of stuff(she picked it out) from victoria secret for xmas and i have no qualms about it..
bmp
i rub my dick on my sister when she is asleep
>>754473570
is she 2yo or something? or in a coma?
>>754473758
both
>>754474025
figured so
My current girlfriends' sister used to be my fuckbuddy, it's pure coincidence I met her.
She liked rough fucking and she would typically cum 2-3 times but sometimes more before I did.
Her sister (my gf) only likes it slow with lots of stroking and making out etc. and can only cum once before it gets too sensitive. It usually takes a handjob for me to cum.
>>754474342
She wasn't girlfriend material though.
I used a bottle opener on a twist off bottle. I've never told anyone until now.
my gf taught my niece, just turned 11yo, how to shave her pussy
>>754459689
Can we just talk about race? I oniw this isn't/pol/ but seriously! Im mexican and i use to date a russian chick with blonde hair and blue eyes, she had a nice body with nice boobs and hairy pussy but i dumped her when i started to read the bible and realized race mixing was a sin
>>754459689
Sorry if i look high
>>754459689
Mexican chick
Remember mexicans aren't white
I secretely love shibboleth
>>754461249
How is that a secret, do you were stilts?
Cam chat fapper checking in
Lets please just talk about jews or race or some shit!
Fuck all of you!
>>754474800
no u
>>754474773
Any other bros take part in this sport?
wait is she is your sister in law and she is 15 how the hell did your brother marry her
bumppppppppppppppppppp
>>754474463
FOR FUCK'S SAKE this fucking guy
>>754476202
ffs THIS guy
bermpp
thred is kill
Bunch of local teen girls asked me to go in the shop and buy alcohol for them. I agreed if the chubby one in the group would get her tits out.
They waited in the alleyway near the shop. I gave em the cider they wanted and true to her word the chubby one got her tits out. Lovely puffy nipples.
I flopped out the d and fapped quickly, bolting hot streams of jizz across the floor towards them. They giggled, I thanked them and walked off.
Great day
>>754459689
The only reason I'm with my gf is her 15yo daughter
She recently started to try out her female charms/weapons on me, my gf thinks it's adorable and told me to encourage her
>>754465788
She doesn't give s fuck, and never will.
Pathological liar never learn lessons, they stay demented and broken forever. Your best chance is to forgive yourself, and her, and be with a cunt that at least lies less. Because most of them do.
>>754477666
Trips checked. Nice ass to
when my nephews stay with me I let them see my gf naked, and/or sometimes let them shower with us.
>>754477666
moar
>>754464416
>>754464479
>>754465411
His "" "" sister-in-law "" "" is a boy you fucking morons
>>754465117
moar of these fat monsters plz
>>754477801
>>754477917
I have this friend that im in love with and I have control of all of his accounts online discord, facebook etc. I want to take control of everything and cut him off from everyone besides me. I want him so bad. I know im fucked in the head. I just want it to be me and him screw everyone else.
>>754460998
How about if you eat a snack of cocks and choke on them
>>754478414
Is that gf and daughter?
>>754464103
You are lucky.....
I have anorgasmia and blowjob's are dick...
I gotta pound for hours
>>754478629
No but this is
>>754479222
Trips again.
Moar!
>>754479222
What is pups sc?
>>754473207
Looking forward to your thread at the 25th
>>754463071
>spend all night worshiping her body
>worshiping her body
So you jacked off to photos of her on your friends FB eh fucktard?
>>754479222
I really hate Snapchat for making every dumb bitches selfies come with stupid dog faces on it now.
>>754481500
its called bitchfilter for a reason
>>754460045
I'm quite sure she has an uterus you imbecile
>>754460857
>>754461076
Kek, age of consent is 15 here in Denmark faggots.
>>754461863
do you have the link to old thread?
>>754481796
>2012+5
>not knowing how 4chan works
>ishhiggity diggity
I always suck on a pacifier when I masturbate.
I cheated on my girlfriend with a 15 year old bombshell. Sure my girlfriend was hot as fuck too but it gets boring after a while. And yes, 15 is legal here faggots.
>>754482144
>not knowing how the archive works
>>754482144
I use /b archive
>>754465872
The more shit I read from you the more I cringe
>>754482503
I am lazy.
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/754422033/#q754422033
I can't believe that guy asking for a link actually deleted his posts because he was so embarrassed saying a stupid thing on 4chan.
>>754474579
Me too!
>>754482685
i got banned for asking cp on another thread
>>754482685
Dont they do that alot on reddit? Maybe he went back
>>754482793
Well obviously
>>754482854
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/754477736/#q754477736
my post is the last one
you're welcome
>>754463214
Big moo-cow tits are shit compensation for a bad attitude.
DTB
>>754461097
>tv takes up half the wall
>electronics take up half the space
You need to get your priorities in order.
>>754482952
Welcome for what? That thread was shit
>>754463003
Speak for yourself, shackboy.
>>754463607
You need a girl who uses soap and water.
>>754463607
She's supposed to clean her ass. You know, she puts water up the ass and squirts it out.
>>754474463
Fuck. Off. Stalefag.
>>754474463
post pics or gtfo
>>754477666
You hit the jackpot, Anon.
