New confessions thread since the last 404'd
>>754458218
right now I'm watching a 19 year old girl sleep. I do most nights. She doesn't know about it.
>>754458218
once when I was a kid maybe 5 or 6 my mom walked in on me eating my friend out. mother was not happy.
>>754458630
cam? roommate? family?
Im asexual, always have been, don't want to change that. That being said I'm in love with my best friend and I'd love to be in a romantic relationship with him. He's cute, kind, and funny. I don't think he would understand that I'm not interested in sex so if I confessed to him he'd probably get a bit distant which I dread the thought of.
>>754458751
cam. never met her, just in love and obsessed with her.
I'm using heroin recreationally, and I don't think I'll get addicted.
>>754458989
are you like a landlord or something? how do you have a secret cam?!
>>754459080
tried that.
doesn't work if you use for more than a couple days in a row.
>>754458931
I know that feel. im not very sexual either, I want it when I want it and that's it. im fine getting myself off, my boyfriends are always surprised.
>>754459140
I didn't place the cam, I just have control over it now. I fell in love with her and needed more. Now I can see her which helps.
>>754459406
nice
>>754459341
i always wanted a gf like this but that would still let me fuck them. i have a fetish for the girl being uninterested. difficult to find or get a girl to play along with
>>754458931
would you be hurt if he fucked other people while in a romantic relationship with you?
>>754459779
story of my life man. when they wanted to I would let them, always on my stomach though cause that's how I like it. I never found one like you. kek
>>754459942
it was always easier to just find a girl that was ok with drunk passed out sleep sex or wouldnt mind if i roofied her
Guy that blew the on duty cop reporting.
>>754460250
passed out sex is fun, I've been roofd before, that was not fun.
>>754460409
I didn't have a chance to reply to that! story?
>>754458218
I grew up with divorced parents and step sisters around my age. When me and the one closest to my age where kids, we would constantly act like we were dating. We would cuddle, kiss each other (on the cheeks, we were too pussy to do the lips), flirt with each other, etc. Is that normal for step siblings around the same age?
>>754460440
we never used legit roofies, usually benadryl or a narcotic and alcohol
>>754460571
oh okay kek
I have a really huge fetish with overfeminine girls with hot bodys and childish behavior.
>>754459823
I don't think so. We've talked about things that he's done before and the only time I get the slightest but jealous is when he mentions something along the lines of cuddling, holding hands, kiss, etc. I would love to cuddle and kiss and be close like that but I have zero interest in taking it sexual (I say kiss but that's where I draw the line. No making out/further). We already sleep together on occasion but we each hug different sides of his bed. I'm scared that if he found out how I felt he'd end that and possibly the friendship.
>>754458218
I cum on my daughter when she sleeps and sell video to mates at work
>>754460834
Greentext?
Age?
I have a penis yet my friends think I'm a woman
I wasted most of my life and I'm not likely to achieve my life goals
and I'm a virgin
>>754460409
I lost my virginity to a policewoman, it was fun.
all consensual and planned but I was underage.
i was a virgin when I started dating my wife. ten years on I feel like I missed out on the casual scene even though I turned pussy down due to "values"
Once i jerk me off in a bus
>>754460933
f6faq434Cutie2
>>754461084
???
>>754460822
that makes sense. kissing can be sexual or romantic.
>I'm scared that if he found out how I felt he'd end that and possibly the friendship.
its hard to tell with that. a relationship without sex can be tricky to navigate, but you can always back out by saying its 'like a brother' or similar. it's more like a really deep friendship in some ways.
also if you're okay with taking nudes for him despite getting nothing out of it yourself that cant hurt.
>>754461386
Well, i don't understand. But thanks anon
>>754461386
it's not vola
>>754460506
>Late at night, more like early morning, around 2AM or so. Bored, nothing else to do, so I go for a walk
>Feeling a little horny, there's this spot somewhat out of the way I know of, quiet and secluded, close to my place
>Figure why not, it's probably unlocked, and maybe a truck driver will show up, given how late it is
>See a parked cop car
>Ok, i'll go in, do a shit and leave. Shitting isn't illegal, right?
>Walk in, a cop is standing at the urinal, not pissing, just standing there
>Give him a friendly smile and nod as I head for the cubicle, nervous out of my mind
>He smiles back, shows me his cock. Nice and fat, hard as a rock
>Heartbeat intensifies
>I head into cubicle, don't lock door after me
>He follows, waves his cock in my face
>I ask him if he is sure
>He pushes his cock towards my mouth
>I start sucking, i can hear his duty belt rattling, his radio quietly
>Instantly explode my load into the toilet bowl, bury my nose into his zipper
>I didn't leave any stains on his uniform, because I have respect for it
>He cums a fair bit, I swallow it all, make sure his cock is as clean as I can get it
>He gives me a thumbs up and leaves
>I still jerk off thinking about it
>>754460979
Niiice anon. Did she do it in uniform? Either way, that is awesome. I love corrupt cops, if you catch my drift.
>>754461568
code pass
>>754458218
Bless me father for I have dinner.
I got absolution from getting vengeance on all of my enemies.
>>754461601
>He gives me a thumbs up and leaves
lolol man gay shit sounds fun. too bad its gay af and your going to hell
>>754461819
Too bad hell is made up just to keep you in line like a good sheep
>>754461601
not in uniform, but I did use her cuffs on her a few times. she was very, very sub.
i feel like my friends and family dont know the real me. Im the edgy weird guy in all of my groups but they dont know how fucking weird i actually am. I dream of being a warlord and killing and pillaging and raping shit. and i jerk it to craziest fucking shit imaginable. sometimes i just want to be a latex gimp for some teen whore who makes me eat only liquid food and eventually sells me to a gay couple or a tranny. im also secretly very sexually turned on by my best friends ex and shes coming over tmrw and im probably going to fuck her and then ask her to put her toe in my ass.
most people think im just a well built nerd
>>754462126
Lucky boy
>>754461683
welp I'm at a dead end too
i'm in love with a coworker. we;re both married to other people and have kids.
>>754462437
Volacode
>>754461781
I dinnered too..
>>754462706
is she in love with you? or doesn't know you exist?
>>754461193
Forgot to mention he's also straight (as far as I'm aware) and I'm male. I'm bi in terms of who I'm romantically attracted to although my oneitis makes it hard to think of someone else the way I think of him. I'd love to know how open he'd be too the idea of being in a relationship with me since we've never explicitly talked about sexuality but I feel that if I asked and he wasn't okay with it then at that point I'm backed into a corner and I can't stay in the closet.
This one time I told a girl that I was 25... But I'm actually 30. I feel like such a creep...
>>754463084
>30
suuuure.
>>754463184
...okay... 31... But close enough... R--right?
>>754462127
>ask her to put a toe in my ass
please make a thread letting us know how that went
>>754463256
that's an entire trip around the sun, nothing about it is close.
>>754463465
Well I'm sorry I don't have a fucking spaceship like some people on here
>>754463051
yeah she is.
one time I jerked off on a passed out chick. she woke up and asked if someone spilled milk on her, I looked around at everyone else and we all said "no". I still see her from time to time.
>>754463664
well you have that going for you.
>>754463639
anyone who is anyone has a spaceship... where the fuck have you been!?
>>754463058
yeah, that makes it riskier. you can be close as fuck but telling him your interest is romantic could reframe it pretty badly in his head.
>>754463351
ive asked her before and she said shed help me out with my fetishes so i dont think itd be too weird. when she broke up with my bff, me and her got drunk and talked about all the sexual things we would do and she was down to basically dress me up a like a girl and make me fuck myself with a dildo infront of her and two of her friends (who think im hot). totally want to make this happen in the future especially if there is some piss drinking involved
>>754464011
Mining bitcoin. I've been busy.
>>754463922
yeah we spend all day together at work. coffee, work, lunch, work. i moved my desk to beside hers and no one said anything. its weird everyone at work accepts it
>>754464167
Will you share some for science?
>>754464100
good god man, how many fets do you have
>>754464167
sploosh
>>754464177
this happens a lot. people want to preserve the status quo and office romances are very common in the corporate world (most sexual harassment lawsuits happen between coworkers who've had previous consensual sex). have you guys fucked yet?
>>754464177
that's because everyone at work wishes they had a side piece
>>754464343
lol basically if i wasnt good looking and /fit/ id be that stereotypical dumpster pervert who asks girls to sniff their panties.
honestly as long as it doesnt involve children or incest-im down to at least try it. i spent a year dating a heroin addict and ate her shitty ass when she would nod out. she got mad at me for stealing a bag of coke from her and made one of her other boyfriends lock me in a trashcan for like 10 hours. then she made me eat some mcdonalds fries that were in the trash so he would let me out. that was the hottest thing of my life, i wish she made me suck his dick or something tho.
bump
raeped sis
>>754465092
you are a goddamned degenerate. love it.
>>754465140
eek
>>754458218
Confession: I singlehandedly 404'ed the last confession thread. AMA
>>754465504
booooo you suck.
how does all that trap dick taste?
>>754465565
Like penis... I don't know what I expected...
>>754465225
i got loads of more stories, i might make a degenerate thread
>>754465678
I bet you take it like a bitch
>>754465801
I would lurk that thread.
>>754465807
All the girls that have allowed me the honor of tasting their dicks have told me I have mad skillz so ha. Who's the bitch now? Check and mate.
>>754465504
how? was wondering wtf happened to it
>>754465961
>girls
>dicks
...
>>754466085
I'm a mad 4chan hacker. When I'm not mining bitcoin and showing off my 13 inch cock, I'm shutting down threads I don't like.
>>754465961
still you, faggot.
>>754466252
>fake news
>>754466465
I fake news your
>fake news
check and mate.
>>754466582
Pics or it didn't happen
>>754466699
i like dem digits son
>checked
>>754466848
I bet you do. Admire away
>>754466699
Dubs, Trips, Dubs.
What are you some kind of 4chan god?
>>754458218
I'm gonna sound like such a /r9k/ fag but here goes
I've been talking with this really nice girl for awhile and we really click. Here's the problem she's into really dominant guys who take charge in bed and I've never done that before in my life and I don't know how to. I even told her about my depression that I had for some time and she was totally okay with it. I like her so much and want to make her happy but I'm so beta shit I don't know how. Help me /b/
>>754467062
I told you motherfuckers that I'm a 4chan hacker. Believe it
Eusabia r u in this thread? Is girl from vola real? Share with the /b/ros
>>754467115
youll figure it out once you have her naked. guys naturally dominate women, youll be fine
>>754465945
started it, go bump
>>754467599
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>>754467830
>>754467436
I drink my own hot piss, usually in the morning when its the strongest.
Me and my sister fucked when we were 12 years old
>>754468101
Hot piss is the best piss.
Its like tea in that way.
>>754468169
we? twins?
>>754468346
he never said they fucked each other. i assume their dad raped them both
>>754467457
are u talkin bout same vola? changed pass. what i miss?
>>754468454
>me and my sister fucked
that's not confusing retard
>>754468346
No half related
>>754468454
Incorrect
>>754458218
Looks like the new girl Doctor changed the curtains on the TARDIS.
>>754468970
that seems like a natural thing to do around that age.
>>754468917
it can be inferred but is not definitive. also, it should be "my sister and I"
>>754468804
Its over now some dude bought it, OP showed identity cards. Seems this time legit
>>754469115
purple is for niggers and old cat ladies
>>754469251
i am aware, but i am not going to greentext something that was not said. i tried, and then correctly incorrectly changed it.
>>754469272
that his daughter? can we contact anon who has it now? you still in? new pass?
>>754468250
i hate my own piss. i like girl piss mine is too musky- i feel gay
>>754469660
makes sense
>>754458693
was this a gay thing?
what did your mother do about it?
>>754469658
Sleepingbeauty
Yes and she 16
>>754469897
yes it was, she was shocked and then left the door open and told us to go to sleep. in the morning she took us to my friends moms house and told her what happened, except she told her mom that she caught the girl on me.
we were never allowed to hangout again.
a couple years later, her brother molested my other friend. weird.
>>754458693
>>754470299
my current girlfriend got eaten out by her friend when she was 5 or 6. she told me about it and how much she loved it at the time.
she's such an eager little slut now, I really wish I could meet that friend and thank them. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna marry this girl and that friend started her on the right path.
>kek
bmp
I put a lot of pre cum in my boss's coffee
closet bifag here, i really enjoy showering with other guys. have done it countless times with many different guys.
bump4science
>>754470866
kek
bumppz!!1!
>>754467115
Pretend she has the password to your bit coin account and you have to aggressively fuck it out of her, mine that pussy until it's raw.
>>754470866
you're a god among men
>Be me
>A sadomasochist fagg
>My gf (Girl 1) is a really honey roll n' Shit
>After years I meet another grill (girl 2)
>She's so fookin luvly, fall in love
>grill 2 give me too much luv, has been years since I feel complete
>Happy af
>One Day dont give a fk & cheat on girl 1 dating girl 2 in a local bar
>3AM going to her aparment cuz girl 1 is on her Grandma's house
>She's so shy and almost cut me off cuz feeling insecure of Sex
>Confess me that she's into femdom
>Insta adamantium-hard boner
>Feel even more complete than never
>Still having sexcapes with girl 2 that Day by Day become more and more romantic and serius
>girl 1 don't even imagine wut imma doping
>She Still sleeping Happy on the same bed were girl 2 rekt the fuck outta ma ding dong
>>754472233
dub dubs says do it.
I bought my 9yo niece a bunch of stuff(she picked it out) from victoria secret for xmas and i have no qualms about it
Pretty much crazy, gonna get loaded then commit murder-suicide fairly soon.
Really no point in doing anything else.
I never cared about anyone or anything. Wait, that's a lie...
I no longer care about anyone or anything.
>>754461061
I chuckled
>>754467599
What's your name? You sound familiar tbh.
Really banking on Hell not really existing, but judging how life has begun to turn out for me, it's not a far stretch to say that there is.
If anything I guess it's worth finding out.
>>754474088
and im really banking on santa claus being real
bmpp
OP here, thank you all for you disgusting, interesting and ridiculous confessions..
I am going to eat a lunchable and sleep.
Goodnight to all you undesirable faggots.
>>754474635
Tonight OP was not a fag
>>754462127
Kek
Im just a fucking guy that likes other things, i have different thoughts about the world. Just quasi normal shit not like you. My point is that parents neber aee theor kids like they really are bc you don't show your true you. Id say that you became the mexican drug lord you want to be and rape your family or something that makes you happy bruh
>>754464177
Aw thats cute. Go for it anon!!
You can love two women at the same time, play your cards right.
Choose happiness
sometimes i bump threads
>>754475514
sometimes i hump breads
>>754475601
mmhmm i like me some nice sourdough action
>>754475672
one word
>bagles.
>>754475748
i like to make my own hole
>>754475856
rebel
>>754474088
I feel like hell would be like enter the void, trippy shit
Bum p
when my nephews stay with me I let them see my gf naked, and/or sometimes let them shower with us
b0mp
I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin. Most of my close friends know I'm a virgin, hell, some of them probably even think I'm a faggot, but none of them know I'm even kissless. I have them all convinced that I have gone to bars alone on Friday nights and made out with chicks. In reality, I just sit home and play video games or watch movies and jerk off. Odds are I'll probably never get a girlfriend/get laid. I am not ugly, but I am about 50 pounds over weight and have zero confidence. The chances of me ever asking a girl out are probably 0.0001% - Only way I could ever see myself having a relationship is if I either A.) Settled for an ugly fat girl. B.) Got a job at a place where there are a lot of young impressionable girls who would come on to me, or C.) If I somehow become some sort of celebrity and people recognized me and approached me. Go to sleep sad most nights thinking of how much of a pathetic loser I am.
>>754477507
you need Jesus
>>754478001
He needs the king of virgin-jews?
