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Odds fap. Evens sleep.
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>>754456290
,mn
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>>754456290
zzzz
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Rawl
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rollerino
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>>754456290
I need sleep
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>>754456290
k
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>>754456290
Springroll
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>>754456290
ohouhouhouhouh
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>>754456290
alrighty
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roll
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>>754456290
okay, It's 5:30am. and I gotta revise tomorrow
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>>754456290
roll roll
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evens please
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Roll
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boom
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rol.
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rolll
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Fap?
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rollin
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Rall
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Roll
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>>754456290
roll
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>>754456290

roll...
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Plz.
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Roll
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Roll
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roll
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>>754456290
.
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fap
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better get odds
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>>754460772
close enough
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>>754456290
rolan
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ROll
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sleep
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Good question.
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roolleenn
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Already got my dick in my hand.
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rolling
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pls nap
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Roll
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Roll
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Fuc u
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roll
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>>754456290
rull
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sleep
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>>754456290
i need even but my stress over finals says to relieve myself by getting odds
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rolly polly
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fap pls
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>>754462332
rolly polly again cuz fuck it idc
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>>754462366
again please god
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R O L L I N G R O L L I N G
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>>754462392
PLEASE
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>>754456290

I've already cum thrice today and I'm tired as shit, but I'm always up for a game of Faps 'n Naps
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Rollan
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roll2
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Rell woce
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>>754456290
Roll
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>>754456290
Relw
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>>754456290
rollllll
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Rollin'
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>>754456290
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K
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rollin get sleeps
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>>754456290
rollerino
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>>754456290
rolleo
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>>754456290
roll
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Rollin
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bet
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Roll
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rol
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>>754456290
Fuxk
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>>754456290
roll
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Roll
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Rofl
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Please /b/, let me fap.
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>>754456290
rolan
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bumpan
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Roll
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PLEASE
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Hmmm
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roll
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What do i fap to?
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ROLl
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hngh
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Please. I'm so tired.
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Fuck it I'll roll
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Rolll
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>>754456290
roll
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>>754466526
That one doesn't count reroll
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>>754456290
Rollin
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>>754456290
let's go
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>>754466503
To fucking bad cunt
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>>754456290
My penis doesn't work but I'll roll anyway
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Asdf
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kill me
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>>754456290
Rollin
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Fair enough. I should probably be asleep. Rolling
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>>754467273
Or not.
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>>754456290
roll
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helok
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Rolling
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I guess there is rest for the wicked, even with
dubz...
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>>754456290
roll
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>>754456290
goooooooooooooood NIGHT
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Roll
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>>754456290
Idc, overwatch makes me wanna kms
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I just fapped let me sleep
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fap or sleep
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>>754456290
Welp, that settles it. Goodnight
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>>754468024
Sweet release
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Kek
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jk rolling
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>>754456290
Roll
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rol
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>>754456290
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5555
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>>754456290
Rolll
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>>754456290
rooooooooolll
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lklklklkklk
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Good idea bud
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>>754456290
Rollingggg
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rollin
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nigg
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roll
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rollo
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Roll
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Anything works
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rolling...
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>>754456290
I already beat my dick like it owes me money tonight, so give me evens.
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>>754456290
fap or fap
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roll
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rolli /pol/i
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roll
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Pls god
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>>754456290
rollerino
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Drum roll please
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>>754456290
two nights in a row?
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>>754456290
Kek. Guide my penis. If fap then I will have sex with my girlfriend, if nap then I will sleep.
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>>754456290
F
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>>754470337
do you post your gf? I mean, sharing is caring right?
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Well, let's see
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>>754456290
wat
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>>754456290
please let me sleep
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>>754470541
Damnit
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Rolling
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>>754470562
thank you
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llor
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>>754456290
I was just going to sleep but now I have to let fate decide
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>>754470734
gn
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>>754466915
someone saw laberynth too much as a kid
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roll
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Letsatsi
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ksjsjdjdbdbd
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sleep time
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rolm
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Rolling
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xd this my roll
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>>754456290
Fap
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Roll
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>>754456290
rool
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rolling
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Roll
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Roll
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Ok
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>>754456290
Roll
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rool
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Rollo
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>>754456290
ROLL
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>>754471410
Rino
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>>754456290
get it nigga
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Relington
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Roll
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Rollin
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ok
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I need sleep
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Roll
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Roll
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>>754456290
rawl
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roll
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ok.
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;;;;;SHIBBOLETH;;;;


Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh." 5The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan opposite Ephraim. And it happened when any of the fugitives of Ephraim said, "Let me cross over," the men of Gilead would say to him, "Are you an Ephraimite?" If he said, "No," 6then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.…
New American Standard Bible
Cross References
Judges 3:28
He said to them, "Pursue them, for the LORD has given your enemies the Moabites into your hands." So they went down after him and seized the fords of the Jordan opposite Moab, and did not allow anyone to cross.

Judges 12:4
Then Jephthah gathered all the men of Gilead and fought Ephraim; and the men of Gilead defeated Ephraim, because they said, "You are fugitives of Ephraim, O Gileadites, in the midst of Ephraim and in the midst of Manasseh."

Judges 12:6
then they would say to him, "Say now, 'Shibboleth.'" But he said, "Sibboleth," for he could not pronounce it correctly. Then they seized him and slew him at the fords of the Jordan. Thus there fell at that time 42,000 of Ephraim.
Treasury of Scripture
And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said to him, Are you an Ephraimite? If he said, No;
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Are you an Ephraimite? If he said, No; SHIBBOLETH
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Roll
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Roll
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Rolling rilling
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rollin.
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zzzz
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R
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>>754456290
roll
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>>754456290
Rorr
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>>754456290
k
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Roll
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Roll
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Reroll
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>>754456290
roll
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Re-reroll
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>>754473489
Nicee ;)
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Roll
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rollerino
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Rooll
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>>754456290
>0
rawlin
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Rollin
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>>754456290
bbb
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Please just let me sleep
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Rollin Martin!
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Roll
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>>754456290
probs gona whack it regardless
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roll
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>>754456290
Roll
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Tu
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Let's roll out.
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Faggot faggot on the board, shall I wank to some chick in a ford?
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rolling because i cant make my own decisons
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roll
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>>754456290
Roll
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Round 2 rollin
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>>754465062 NAME FOR RESEARCH
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Okay.
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Rolling
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Rollex.
Already fapped, wanna see what do next.
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Let me sleep
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>>754456290
go
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>>754456290
roll, just gonna sleep anyway
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Roll
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Rel
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sleep plaease
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zzzZZZzzz
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roll ing
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Cow
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Rolll
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rollin
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roll it
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roklliloolo
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rolfldfs
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roll
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Roll
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Tell me what to do my lord
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Guide me
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roll
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>>754456290
Roll y
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rollin
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>>754456290
roll me senpai
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>>754456290
Roll
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ez
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>>754456290
Hiv
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>>754456290
I want to lick the Komeiji sisters
in all their holes and skin
yum yum
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Roll
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Rolllll
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rillin
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>>754456290
as
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rolllinittt
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Rull
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Hh
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asdfasdf
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Oii
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>>754456290
Gl
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>>754456290
i love this game
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roll
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A loli falls in love with a loli.

Unable to confess, the loli is gifted by a deus ex machina with the loli's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the loli immediately calls the loli, and is overjoyed to find out that the loli has a crush on the loli as well.

But, the next day, when the loli recounts the previous day's confessions to the loli, the loli only looks at the loli with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the loli finds out that the loli called is not the same loli the loli fell in love with. In fact, the loli doesn't exist in this universe at all. The loli is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the loli's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the loli's crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two lolis strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOLIS.
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>>754484066
FINDS
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>>754484066
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
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Roll
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>>754484066
Keit-Ai has been made into:

>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
>a certified fresh movie on Rotten Tomatoes
>a live-action film

Meme magic is amazing.
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>>754456290
go
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>>754484066

ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
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>>754484066
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
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Roll
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Rolland
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roller
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roll
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