new thread for celeb
/whatever/ edition
first
>>753328038
I miss that ari. she's not even the same person anymore
Imagine being Will in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emma and Jennifer, you fuckin' plain, all unnattractive with your tight bodies and angelic faces. I would totally not get aroused by any of you, both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is have a threesome with them in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Will and not only sit in that couch while Emma Roberts and Jennifer Aniston take turns kissing you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your boner, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfect that scene. Not only having to tolerate their sexy fucking visage but their playful attitude as everyone on set tells them they have STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMMA ROBERTS AND JENNIFER ANISTON ACT LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and feel their luscious fucking tongues contort into parts of your mouth you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been kissing nothing but a healthy diet of plain janes and later alleged models for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking arousing before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your stressed foreherad as they kiss you to writhe their tongues suggestively into you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there hiding your boner and revel in their "boring (for that is what they call themselves)" kisses, the kisses they worked so hard for with their significant others in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cum on every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Will. You're not going to lose your future comedy acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your boner and bear it.
Post more Ari
who has lots of Morena?
>>753328078
Yeh, it's pretty sad desu
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlett that never made it as a real Hollywood actor an the only reason shes relevant is because virgin neck beards keep posting her. post real celebs only. thanlks
>>753328080
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>753328318
had a huge crush on her then. despite her character's voice being intolerable lol. maybe she'll go back to that someday
>>753328456
more daisy please, dump all you have on her
>>753328456
I wish for that too but it's not looking good
>>753328038
>>753328078
>>753328318
>>753328661
im getting so hard for this bitch
>>753328679
Fuck off Dan
>>753328758
Heartbreaking
Emma Rose Roberts>Emma Noelle "Dumont" Roberts>Emily Jean "Emma" Stone>>>>>>literal shit>>>>>>>Charlotte Duerre Watson
best celeb
>>753329020
hell yes
>>753328883
>literal shit
>>753328078
Don't EVEN get me started on that. If you think I'd eat her treats now, just you imagine.
wow
>>753329433
THICC
>Go see Nerve because it's playing at the theater in the mall I work at
>Realize quickly that I will get singled out because everyone else in the room is a 14 year old girl
>I'm 26 and male
>Scene where Emma strips down to too small panties
>Smallest bit of ass jiggle
>Erection
>Sitting in back of theater with hardon in a room filled with minors
>The excitement of possibly getting caught makes it harder
>>753329876
lel. never heard of nerve. any good?
>>753330080
shocka brah
haha wow she really has thiccened up
look at that thigh
>>753330177
I think she's pregnant
>>753329013
hmm, indeed.
>>753330285
is that Aly michalka or whatever?
>>753330118
She's 2qt
>>753330438
I love how tiny she is too
>>753330177
>>753330209
>>753330247
Yummy! :3
We love you TayTay!
>>753330323
>>753330493
Fun sized qt
>>753330682
hah that's a good pic. fuck she is really something. never really had a thing for her until recently
>>753330177
she's just getting fat like her fat mom. just wait till she hits 35 or so. she'll be a fucking whale.
>>753330838
amazin
>>753330901
I'm looking for fun the second or third night in a row, does anyone here happen to get off on playing pretend and giving JOI?~ I want to talk lewdly and trade images and be made to cum after edging, by a cute celeb. I'll make sure you enjoy yourself.
Would watch her get blacked/10
>>753330993
<3
>yfw only waist up pics and no pics of tays perfect feet
>>753330760
She's pretty amazing
>>753331099
Unfortunately all my pics are dumped into one giant folder and barely any of them are feet pics. I only really care for veiny feet. :c
>>753331284
god i bet those holes taste great.
>>753331122
wow saved it
>>753331312
>veiny feet
TAYS FEET ARE PERFECT
>>753331384
You're scaring me Anon. ;__;
>>753331458
same he's been scaring me all night
>>753331458
>>753331474
hmph. -_-
>>753331367
>>753331458
Who is the slut on the left?
>>753331540
why are you doing this anon?
>>753331561
>>753331579
lel
>>753331591
>feet
>>753331663
hello?
>>753331122
Annasophia Robb.. I'm a get into her from now on.
First pic I got from web searching. She'll be in my top 10 from now on. Thanks anons
>>753332057
Milf goddess
>>753332430
Does Olivia Munn pay the paparazi to follow her around?
>>753332430
>>753332652
I'd follow Lisa around for free
>>753332652
I'd pay Emma to follow her around.
>>753332732
not her
1/2 of the best asr pics
>>753332770
hottest photo this thread
Goddess Emma Roberts is number 2.
>>753332952
gawt damn
>>753332775
will you pretend to be VJuice to make someone cum?
>>753332952
>>753332987
>>753333055
will you pretend to be Emma to make someone cum?
>>753333055
>753333055
>>753333115
I would only do such a thing anonymously IRL when I'm a sissy slut. Never would I do such a thing online. I have dignity.
>>753333115
Not right now.
>>753329957
Sorry for the late reply I was feeling a bit ill. Don't ask.
>never heard of nerve. any good?
Nerve was released mid-last year. It's okay for a teen audience, the plot isn't anything spectacular but if you enjoy seeing Emma's sexy little bod in lingerie you'll love some of the scenes in the movie.
It's basically about a young man and a woman who are caught in a game of truth or dare for money. The more greedy the contestant is, the more risque the dare will be. The couple ends up getting controlled by an anonymous community of "watchers" kind of like a 4chan nightmare kek. I give the film 7/10 only because Emma stars in it to be honest lol
>>753333469
oh yeah i remember seeing commercials for that movie
>>753333381
But in the near future?...
>>753333598
Tomorrow.
>>753333771
Dovey<3
>>753333841
<3 dove
>>753333937
peeking at those feet ;p
>>753333469
my fantasy is going to a event/party/whatever where I meet both at the same time and completely ignore Worst Emma while talking to Best Emma and possibly quoting some of her lines.
>I loved that scene where you send the email to the other Chanels and start it with "Congratulations! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email." that scene was incredible! And then the one with the asp.
>Also loved the plane scene from We're the Millers, went to the theater and could barely hold back my laugh. There's few features worthy of being called "comedies" but that's one of them!
>I'll tell you something, you're my favorite actress, but you know what's funny? My second favorite is also called Emma... [Watson visibly excited thinking I'm about to praise her] Emma Dumont. She plays Polaris in The Gifted and played Melanie in Bunheads. But before she took the stage name Dumont, she was credited as "Emma Noelle Roberts", her birth name. That's right, my favorite two actresses are called Emma Roberts! What are the odds? [worst Emma visibly shaking]
>>753334280
>imagine her seething with jealousy as she says to herself "no, this can't be happening! I'm the real star here!"
Imagine her snapping and saying it out loud and then replying to her "Sorry Charlotte, how did Colonia make in its opening weekend in your home country again? Wasn't it 47 pounds?
For instance, here in Emma Rose's home country 'Nerve' made over 9 million in the opening weekend, and it was a sci fi loosely inspired by Pokemon Go, not a some movie based on actual events. People went to see Nerve because everyone knows that if Emma is in it, it's going to be good. Emma turned down playing Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, and it was a total flop. Her name on a poster is guarantee of quality. I haven't missed any of her work since Scream 4 which was the movie where I learned of her, being a slasher fan myself. And her performance raised the bar for a saga that was already great. So think again before you imply you're more a star than she is, Charlotte. No other actress this age compares to her, even if she's criminally underrated by the crooked critics. You're more in Gal Gadot's league, go compete with her.
Now back to you Emma, there's something I want to ask you. Would you do a film with Nicolas Winding Refn, Ryan Gosling and Elle Fanning? Because that would be dynamite"
>>753334377
Looks like Emmakino's back on the menu, boys.
>Emma Roberts and Danielle Macdonald (“Patti Cake$”) will star in “Paradise Hills,” which is being brought onto the American Film Market by Good Universe.
>Teaming U.S. and Spanish talent, “Paradise Hills” is produced by Spain’s Nostromo Pictures.
>The English-language “Paradise Hills” also marks the feature debut of Spain’s Alice Waddington, whose short, “Disco Inferno,” won best director at Austin’s Fantastic Fest.
>Written by cult Spanish fantasy sci-fi auteur Nacho Vigalondo (“Colossal”) and Brian DeLeeuw (“Curvature”), Waddington’s feature is set in the not-too-distant future where Uma (Roberts) wakes up one morning in Paradise Hills, a high-class treatment facility on an isolated tropical island where well-off families send their daughters to become perfect versions of themselves.
>Buzz on the film, presented as a project at the Austin Fantastic Fest Market, is that it will be visually striking — hardly surprising given Waddington’s “Disco Inferno,” a black and white, stylized tribute to French horror master Georges Franju. It will also retain the strongly female and social-centric focus, in the vein of “The Handmaid’s Tale,” suggested at Austin.
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/american-film-market-emma-roberts-danielle-macdonald-paradise-hills-1202603831/
hello?
>>753332652
Emma crapson
>she has a cringy smile, hideous and in fact .has the body of a 12 year old boy
>nose that looks like it's created by a shitty sculptur
>tiny lips
>ugly eyes
>ugly hair
>uneven skin color
>second chin
>uneven eyebrows
>no ass
>>753334743
And you'd still bang her if the opportunity came up
>>753332652
>>753334698
Everyone is asleep
>>753334698
Hello.
You there.
>m.m...me?
Yes you.
>y..yes Emma?
Get down on all fours.
>For wha...
JUST DO IT.
>O..okay
Now stay like that.
*walks over to you and uses you as a chair*
From now on, whenever you see me you are to immediately get in this position so I can rest.
>o..o...okay Emma, whatever you s.. say
>>753328679
>Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>753334848
Eew! No, because an ugly old Jewish dick already penetrated her
>>753328878
That's no way to talk to your Hymen Divider
>>753334957
>>753334927
I guess so =(
>>753335194
>>753335293
that will never be you Roberts fag
>>753335324
Why even live
>>753335398
good question....
>>753335445
Don't start
>>753335470
what on earth do you mean?
>tfw too tired to fight against the robertsfag and his shitty thread take-overs with best emma pictures
>>753335518
I thought you were implying something
Sorry I get too much flack here from certain anons
>>753335569
I want to eat Emma's booty
>>753335569
are you me? I need to go to bed soon lol
>>753335569
lmao the absolute state of watsoncucks
LOW ENERGY! SAD!
>>753335569
I know that feel
>>753335569
Watson is absolute shit though, and an all around detestable human being
>>753335569
>>753335698
I just realized why Watsonfags and Stonefags always shit up these threads. It's because Emma Rose threads are FUN: nothing but top bants, hilarious ironic shitposts and new pics/content. And they can't handle how boring their "uhhh... well my plain jane waifu is better than your waifu" threads are so they continue their boring inane shit here. Many such cases.
>>753329454
Should be focused on the ass but she's not doing anything to that door.
Glad she didn't turn into a pear.
OFFICIAL EMMA POWER RANKINGS
Face
1. Roberts
2. Watson
3. Stone
Body
1. Roberts
2. Stone
3. Watson
Feet
1. Stone
2. Watson and Roberts (tie)
Final score
1. Roberts
2. Stone
3. Watson
>>753336183
Rate Miss Roberts' sexy pale feets in high-res <3 <3
Anyone fap to dua lipa?
>>753336486
sabs
>>753336486
<3 sabby
>>753336486
qt3.14
There is just something regal about Emma Roberts' face. Meanwhile, Emma Stone has the face that will age like milk. And Emma Watson is a feminist so the negative emotions will ruin her face.
>>753336387
fucking hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>753336743
My adorable queen has perfect pale skin <3
>>753336885
This was Sabs last night in my bed
>>753336777
>Sit over there, beside my feet, like a good little slave boy and stare at them while I have my manny and pedi
>>753327890
what If I told you faggots you can get bitchs like this by getting ripped, wearing better clothes, haircut and skin?
>>753337033
anything for emma ;)
>>753337045
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>753336183
All three Emma's are god-tier but I like them in different ways.
Roberts is the one that I want to rip a bong with on the beach, then go back to a little cottage and then fuck like rabbits. Stone is the one that I want to wife, and make a cute couple with. Watson is the one that I want to tame, make a reformed femishill and then make her my little submissive semen demon.
>>753337023
You're with Row anyway
>>753337118
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>753337150
She's pure tho...
>>753337291
i really want to taste them ;/
friendly reminder she beats her boyfriend so bad she got arrested for it and they found bite marks on him
>>753337331
You fucked her last night
>>753337408
this is the best emma hands down
>>753337363
imagine Emma biting you, doing it as hard as she can with her tiny mouth, and after the first shock for the pain, you channel all that nervous activity in your pelvic area and get the harderst boner you have ever got
fuck
>>753337408
god those pale feet with those perfect pale toes.
i want them in my mouth :(
>>753337395
Just the tip
>>753337419
>>753337461
>>753337483
Where's Row now?
>>753337439
this happened to me sometime ago, I was drinking with this tiny girl with no intention of fucking her but we ended up making out. Eventually we were in her room and I told her to get on top and she began riding me like a savage and biting my neck, lips and face. I was never into rough sex and even less with this tiny girl because I thought I might hurt her, but that pain made me grab her, push her down while she was on top and I started ramming that tight pussy so hard she had several multiple orgasms and I realized I broke the fucking condom after I came. It was the only one I had and I was still diamonds so I tossed her over and began fucking her doggy style so hard I had to stop and catch my breath after she came again and she finished me off once more with the best blowjob I've ever received. We cuddled for about an hour while making out and masturbating each other until we fell asleep, and then we fucked again in the morning and she fucking drew blood when she bit my shoulder as she orgasmed again.
Remember anons, as sweet and innocent a girl can be, they love being dominated and beastly in bed. Fuck your girls hard; they're made to take poundings and they love that.
>>753337439
What?
>>753337518
that lucky fucker. my cock would be drooling
>>753337547
Is that you Dan "hold her tighter, she's a biter" Schneider?
>>753337536
Asleep in Sabs room
>>753337601
>>753337689
Why are you Sabsbro if you fancy Row more?
>>753328616
Britta > Annie always
>>753328080
>Summer-ish 2008
Saw her with her Mom (I guess) at a Target outside of Birmingham, Alabama.
I walk by her. I'd guess we are about the same age, me maybe a year or so older. She looked at me and smirked while she was browsing the chips and drink isle. I squinted and gave here a confused look. She promptly looked away. I weirded her out on purpose, I knew who she was. I just have some strange dislike for "famous people"
>>753337743
Sabs is my waifu
Row is her naughty friend
>>753337986
How did they end up asleep together in Sabs' room today? Be honest
>>753337836
Annie > Britta
Gillian > allison
Objective truth
>>753338012
They like to play a little before bed
>>753338223
Did they play with you in the middle?
>>753338251
Sometimes
>>753338381
We're talking about playing Persona 2 right?
>>753338432
Yes of course
>>753338555
Except both Sabs and Row are on their knees. Who goes on the left?
>>753338595
Sabs
>>753338734
Does Sabs get the tip or does she get the shaft?
>>753338805
Only the tip
>>753338924
But you must be so tempted to pull her wet mouth down
>>753338994
Row keeps me in check
>>753333937
more of this slut
>>753339115
You're used to double blowjobs by now?
>>753339166
Not really blowjobs, but kisses and hands
>>753339344
Is that what Row does to your dick?
>>753334743
Indeed + she's top tier tarded politically left
>>753339429
She loves to give kisses everywhere
>>753339533
Do you like when you get a little bit of Row tongue too?
>EMMA WHAT'S OFF
HUH! ?
> I CAN SMELL YOUR RECYCLED FISH VAGEN AND MAN BOBS FROM ERE.
>>753339585
Yes, it's soft and wet
>>753339833
Sabs is bobbing up and down the the tip, swirling her tongue all around it, I can guess.
>>753339906
While Row's tongue licks the shaft
>>753340116
Put Row's mouth where you really want it now
>>753340116
Fucking weirdos
>>753340173
She loves it down her throat
>>753340363
And you? But if you do that, what does Sab get...
>>753327890
literally who
>>753340438
Sabs likes to kiss while Row does this.
I love the feeling
>>753340708
Did Row just take the whole damn thing down her tight throat...
>>753340772
She's been doing it for a long time now.
It fits her throat nicely
>>753340988
I knew you were fucking underage Row after all...
>>753341040
Sabs liked it
>>753341209
Sabs liked it? In what way...
>>753341335
She wanted Row to learn how to suck
