Thoughts on beastiality?
Experiences?
I blew my load into a dog's mouth once. Had never done it to him before, and he didn't really know what I was doing, but he pretty much was allowing me to fuck him nice and deep in his mouth as long as I pet him.
He was being kind of bitey, and perhaps thought I was messing with him. But I think he had time to reflect on it, and also I've loved on him every time I see him (he's a neighbor's dog), so I think now if I tried again he would take my cock with enthusiasm and submission, because he loves me more now. And probably understands that I love how his mouth feels.
Oh, man. I miss that. Argh, I need to plan out how to be alone with him again!
>>753316668
What the fuck
>>753316984
>>753316668
I'm with anon what the actual fuck
>>753316668
sauce on image
>>753316668
please get help
Ok, I mean, I get it. You don't think I have any right to claim to know what the dog feels, or especially to say he "loves me more."
I know, I can't speak for him. I understand.
But as far as I can tell, we are great friends, and he loves sucking himself off. I think he has no problem with the idea of taking me deep into his loving, wet, slippery, bumpy, warm mouth.
Mmm.
>>753317231
loli threads.
>>753316668
why
i came for hawt porns and i got whats instead
>>753317457
It would be really hot if you killed yourself, I think the dog would love it
>>753317457
thanks for source anon
>>753316668
I've been fapping on my own, and I'll hear a scratch at my door. Then I'll be all, "hey dog, come on in, don't scratch." and go back to fapping. She'll get interested in my hands and what they're doing, and I don't push her away. Sometimes she licks between my fingers or my nuts (occasionally my pooter), it makes things slippery and I focus more on what's happening than whatever I'm fapping to. When I bust all over her nose and tongue, she cleans me right up, and sometimes attempts to nurse the last bits of spunk from my dick.
At first I was nervous she would bite, but as I got used to things, I just accepted the situation that sometimes she wanted a treat (and my loads were something she viewed as one).
>>753317457
maybe the dog like the taste of your dick, my dog licks my legs all the time like he's licking a turkey leg.
as long as you dont rape him /force your dick in his mouth, or try to get him to do it, hf and dont get caught
Let my huge black lab fuck my girlfriend one time. Hottest thing ive ever seen. His dick was bigger than mine lol.
Came so fucking hard and so did my girl.
>>753318879
Pics?
>>753316668
Animals can't consent. Get help, degenerate cuck.
I once had an exgf's dog eat her out while she was passed out (junkie). Good fap material I gotta say.
>>753316668
fixed/not fixed?
if it's not fixed and big enough, try getting him to knot you it's fucking awesome
>>753319494
Dogs, unlike human children, wont grow up and feel shunned from society, develop insecurities/trust issues, strange fetishes, and feel confused.
Dogs will put fucking anything in their mouth, there's nothing sacred about it to them, they eat shit, their own dicks, garbage, etc. Your dick/vag/asshole is a meat lollipop to them, and they probably feel honored doing it if they see you as their alpha.
Sodomizing a dog is more complicated, i cant imagine a dog consenting, but i also cant imagine its impossible considering the crazy shit animals do.
Zoo is good.
I've been with animals since I was 15.
mostly dogs and mares.
>>753319494
Cucks aren't even this low
I let my gf's dog fuck my ass in the back yard whenever I get the urge. Ive been into beastiality for ages. Only fucked around with a few dogs and one horse once. Have probly neen fucked by 4 different dogs. It feels so good
I kinda want to take gf's dog in the bathroom now and fucking nut in his mouth as she sleeps now
Any femanons lurking?
I sorta trained my neighbours german shep to mount me over a month or two and he got really good at it. He even learned how to slow fuck me and not just get in and fuck the shit out of me everytime.
started fucking mares at 20, currently fuck both mares and stallions daily
pretty sure if a 2000lb animal didn't consent it would let me know
>>753322563
inb4 broken jawbone
Saw a video of a dog licking a woman once and it got me hard, still degenerate tho
>>753319494
>Can't consent
>But totally lets you pet it and shit as long as you feed it now and again
>>753322610
yeah no nothing like that in a couple of decades bro, they back me into a corner when i'm fucking them sometimes but the hot kind not the crush you kind
>>753318851
Sounds intriguing. I have a male dog tho, so it would feel weird. Straight btw.
>>753318851
>Pooter
>>753321662
does your gf know
have the dog drink your blood next
>>753322776
can i come watch? that sounds fucking hot as fuck
>>753322681
>once
are you new to the internet
>>753318666
satan speaks the truth
>>753323836
Hell no
as an old-time 4Channer, the responses here are pitiful, Time was we would be all up posting our dogfucking pics and comparing the size of our bitches vulvas, now all you cucks do is complain about it.
>>753323141
nigga u aint gay u a dude suck u off or u sodomize him, only if u let him sodomize u or suck him off
>>753324096
does she know ur bi?
>>753324099
Yeah I posted a pic of my dog fucking me and it was a great pic, you could feel the dog fucking me from my facial expression but the mods banned me for it
>>753324099
"old time 4Channer"
>>753316668
My ex-wife cheated on me with my dog, I left both bitches
What's really depressing, I'm not joking or trolling
>>753324190
Yeah she knows Im bi and about most my other fetishes
>>753324099
checked, u old fart
>>753324287
Yeah hes been in this thread from the start so hes a oldfag aparently
The way I see it, if you eat meat, you have no moral right to object to bestiality. Simple as that.
>>753324299
genuinely curious, why hide that from her then, ur not the one fuckin her dog, she should be happy for both of u
>>753316984
>>753317142
>>753317325
>>753317440
>>753317636
>>753318392
>>753318666
>>753319494
Having been on /b/ since '07 I have to say that all you guys are fucking normies why the fuck do you even come to /b/. I remember when there was beastiality threads every day.
>>753324295
Wow...
Woman are insanely shit
>>753324382
>apparently
please read the 4chan glossary before posting, its off putting when newfags arent comfortable with our culture
>>753321662
What you do to the pony?
>>753324349
Why is there a purple dick coming out her neck?
>>753324444
fuckin newfag
...also check'd
>>753324437
Yeah Im sure (like most people) she would understand her bf getting fucked by her dog
>>753324434
>simple as that
you're assuming most people follow reason rather then ye old faith, which complicates everything
>>753324444
checked
>>753324539
Fuck off my quads speak the truth. Lurk moar faglord.
Asked in a thread last night but it got deleted shortly after. Do people pimp out their animals? How do I find such people?
My landlord doesn't allow pets so I can't get a dog of my own and getting one just to fuck is wrong imo.
I've always fantasized about fucking animals and never really acted on it. When I was growing up we had a female jack russell that would lick my puss and ass and I would sometimes lick her puss.
>>753324444
/b/ is dead
/b/was never good.
You want old/b/? Go to /pol/
Otherwise shut up and post fag
>>753324444
>'07
Get the fuck out
>>753324579
well shes not most people if shes cool with u being bi, even less so if shes cool with your other fetishes, which are what btw?? the ones she knows about
>>753324514
What culture?
>>753324632
Moar art plz
>>753324539
Kys faggot
>>753324734
>>753324444
>since 07
where you been? b didnt decline to this overnight, its was progressive
does it make u a newfag if you dont lurk for 3+ years straight
>>753324516
was at a farm for a week... jerked off a stallion in the stable while I jerked of
>>753324632
moar
>>753316668
Bestiality is wrong. One should never stoop so low as to have sex with Niggers.
>>753324631
>getting one just to fuck is wrong
>where can i find animal pimps
choose one
>>753324846
Meh
>>753324709
Well I used to crossdress from time to time before we met then I told her and she liked it, even got me more into it by teaching me make up skills and buying clothes. Also minor things like bondage and shit
>>753324940
I don't want an expensive sex toy that's high maintenance. Im a nurse and work long hours and it wouldn't be fair to the dog to be alone 16 hours a day.
>>753324932
Har har har
>muh niggaz r animalz
>lol I fukin funnie nigger nigerr animals
Kill yourself
>>753324835
I agree /b/ didn't become what it is overnight. During the days of moot before the great nodubs era there was freedom to post the most fucked up degenerate shit you could find. Back then /b/ was different, it was free, it was disgusting, but it was our home. Now /b/ is basically reddit 2. Imagine the days of good ylyl threads with no banana, imagine threads about dog fucking and horse fucking, imagine being able to post fucked up shit without a bunch of 15 year old newfags coming to spam your thread with pictures of shit. /b/ used to be much better, it was still degenerate shit, but the posters were of a higher grade than the tissue paper userbase we have now. Fuck niggers, oldfag out.
>>753324969
Yeah wasnt a very interactive night but thats all I could do at the time. Anything else would get me caught
>>753325118
well now it makes sense, gotcha
I'm going to bed
Noname55
You faggots can find your own artwork
>dog has balls cut off
>feel bad for it one day
>try to give it handjob
>it yelps like I'm hurting it
>turn 360 degrees and let it lick my penis
>>753325073
that makes more sense, how do you imagine she'd react to you letting her dog fuck u
>>753320586
I saw a gif of a guy squeezing a dogs ass and then the dog winks at him posted here once
>>753324846
U R A GAY
>>753325293
I think she would first leave me lol
Then tell everyone that I let dogs fuck me
Then I would have to move far away or dead myself
>>753325418
Solved a captcha for that?
>>753325511
NICE DUBS BUT UR STILL A GAYFAG
>>753325511
>wasted human evolution for that
>>753325571
I really dont care
>>753318851
i see you got yourself a female gf
>>753325602
Wrote in greentext like a faggot for that
>>753325692
>meant no disrespect towards you with that
>>753325602
Single-handedly wasted years of evolution by one sexual act in the privacy of your own back yard
The world is lost now
>>753325837
wot I just got here, what's going on even
>>753325921
oh and also beastiality = Fucking degeneracy.
>>753325190
have u heard of the dark web? the fbi? the fbi displaced your b to there
4chan is still better than reddit, its not as regulated, but if u want more freedom, get off the clearnet
>>753326034
Thats why its so damn hot, bitch
>>753325275
>mom walks in
>looks horrified
u dont understand mom, i felt bad because i couldnt jerk him off
>>753326061
Fuck the dark web. Its retarded and mostly scams
Its a conversatilnal topic that losers use to seem interesting or badass
You are seriously fucked in the head, go to an asylum where they quarantine fags like you away.
>>753325430
thanks for answering all my questions, people are fuckin weird fam, inconsistent with themselves. gl keeping ur secrets, and enjoy that dog dick
>>753325430
Yeah please don't tell her. This shit ain't normal
>>753325387
i love that gif, how is that at all related to beastiality tho
>>753326640
He was implying the dog was flirting in response to the ass squeeze.
>>753326034
y tf would u name your dog Degeneracy
If you started dating a girl, would you prefer she fucked a dog or a nigger. Be honest.
>>753326389
sounds like u havent found anything. its not like navigating the clearnet, sites switch servers all the time, so urls keep changing
This thread started just fine and then became a vanilla mush
>>753326746
dog, ez. just a lovable living sex toy, not a person
>>753326914
then start a new 1 u lazy faggot
>>753324295
>being this retarded
You can't cheat with a dog autist
>>753322255
Femanon here. Seems like I'm the only one.
>>753324295
i think u left out the part where your dogs dick made her cream harder than u ever did and u couldnt bare the shame
>be female
>let dog fuck you
Totally fine
>be male
>fuck your dog
Fucking disgusting
Agree or disagree?
>>753327287
Would you ever let a dog fuck you
>>753327287
no, youre just the only attention whore femanon here
>>753327494
agree
>>753327494
my dick agrees, my reasoning disagrees
>>753327494
If you're doing the penetrating, it's wrong IMO. I think it's fine to let a dog mount you though.
Any good bestiality dating sites out there?
Hey guys, it's OP.
I've literally been masturbating this entire time, since this post >>753317457
I got really horny, and tried putting fat free cream cheese on my dick and balls, for my cat to lick. She licked for a good amount of time as I watched porn. Unfortunately, she stopped, and cats really can't be forced to do anything. And they fucking suck compared to dogs.
>>753323141
Dude, it's not gay. I'm like 95% straight, definitely don't want to kiss a dude or even let him suck me off. But a dog? Who gives a fuck, bro. Let that rascal swallow your shaft.
>>753326061
Any recommended social sites on the darkweb?
>>753326034
No, it's just freedom, and can also be harmony.
>>753326914
>>753327494
I haven't fucked a dog pussy. Heard it's good, but don't feel attracted to it. Seems icky.
[Hm, that's a good metaphorical way to relate to... other shoes.]
>>753327659
this
>>753327113
Maybe I should, anon, maybe I should
>>753324295
>>My ex-wife cheated on me with my dog, I left both bitches
How the fuck am I the only one who gets this joke considering I'm drunk
>>753327529
Definitely. If I didn't currently live in an apartment, I'd get a big unfixed dog to keep me company. For now my BD dildo will have to do.
http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/yrlrqhpk9f0aw5lj
>>753327737
See this is fine. Dog likes it. Human likes it. All is ok.
Also we need a mega for this kind of shit
It's great. A male stray was harassing my pup one night so I went out to shoo him off. Turns out he was just mad horny. He started jumping up and nipping me. I let him do what he wanted. It was a life changing experience to say the least. I will never forget a single detail. The sound, the sensation, my face in the grass.
>>753322255
Here also
>>753327529
>>753328025
Please answer this as well
>>753328004
go on anon
>>753327659
It's "wrong?" What is that supposed to mean?
Is it wrong because you feel that it is more statistically likely that the dog, on some level, may not consent to a penis being inside it, perhaps due to the greater chance of harm to its tissues?
Take your probabilities and likelihoods and shove them up a dog's ass and then suck them out and swallow.
Your insecurities should not be someone else's bondage. They are your own. Keep it that way.
I don't fuck dogs, but when I do, it will be with their loving consent. And probably their lust, if not the first time.
So no one here knows how to find people with willing animals?
>>753326061
>>753327668
havent used any in a while, but the uncensored hidden wiki is the place to start finding everything else. again, changes url all the time, but if you're patient trying them all, you'll find the real one (sjws make imitations that are censored to throw u off)
i regularly lose the real one, but always find it again
>>753327813
Which bd?
>>753327813
Mmh, show the dildo? How old are you?
>>753327773
>im not joking or trolling
how much u had to drink anon?
>>753328304
Sorry, nurse.
The only thing I can imagine is to start talking... to everyone. Literally, as many people as you can. Children, adults, everyone.
Soon, you'll develop a sixth sense, and as you focus on what it is that you want, you will be ready to meet the people who represent the opportunity you seek.
That's how I imagine my situation.
You have it hard. 16 hour days is... not living the dream.
Read Robert Kiyosaki's books.
>>753328102
Well, it's super gay but I'll type it up here for anyone interested. Probably 1/2 texts.
I knew about beast porn, thought it was neat. Was bi curious, only been with one girl. I was gaming late at night with the windows open in the summer. Heard rustling outside, went to investigate. This is a small vacation island spot. Neighbors were locals, and had exterior lights on, but were probably asleep? One neighbor had a bright light really close to my back yard... anyway. My girl pup went chasing after this older male, he was slow and couldn't keep up but he tried. After he tried mounting her a few times I put her inside and came back out, he was waiting like it was some kinda date. I started shoving him around rough and he started running loops and chasing me around a bit. I was in my PJs so as soon as I noticed he would bite my leg until I crouched down, then he would jump on my back. So I worked out a pattern of chase and play, drop down to my knees, let him hump me as I jerk him off a little for fun. Just messing around. Well he was getting angry that I wasn't really gonna let him fuck me. So one of these times he bit my leg and got ahold of my PJs. I fell pretty fucking hard, tripping. Part of me that really wanted it just took over, I was like under a spell. I just lifted my hips and arched my back like his bitch and he just climbed up on me, panting really hard on my neck. He stabbed at me painfully a few times, hitting the wrong spots. Finally hit his mark. After like 2 thrusts in me he jumped off. Then we did the same playing but I kept presenting myself, he won. 1/2
>>753328304
dont know myself, but have u looked online
I feel like fucking a dog would feel as wrong as fucking someone with severe downs
>>753328713
wrong, i would only be completely disgusted if it were the downie
>>753328636
sorry, I realized I can't speak for your dream.
It's not what I'd like to be doing, but I'm not you.
>>753316668
This pic makes me want to tongue a dog's asshole.
My wife fucks our German Shepherd.
>>753328713
Nothing wrong with either.
Except it probably takes more skill and determination to get to fuck a downs and not get in trouble.
>>753316668
Maybe I’m a hypocrite for thinking like this but I’m fine with bestaility and even jack to it as long as the animals aren’t hurt and it’s not gay.
In those cases it’s degenerate and disgusting
>>753328660
yes
>>753328799
>white knight
>>753329101
>and its not gay
Why? When I was a kid I had two male dogs and I literally caught one of them sucking the other one off once.
>>753328660
2/2 or 3... Many details time. The dirt was soft, so my knees went in comfortably and I pulled my PJs down just enough. On about the 10th attempt of running around and then kneeling for him, he finally committed. Turns out he didn't like me touching his cock first, so I just put my face down, lifted my hips and waited. He jumped up and I felt his paws grip against my thighs as he started humping. Dog dicks are super sharp. He stabbed me painfully a few times, my heart was fucking racing. I knew it might be painful and dangerous but I couldn't control myself. I just let him in. He finally found home and the trusting went from a slow searching to a fast hammering. The sensation wasn't as much inside me, as it was feeling him slipping in and out of my hole really fast, and I could feel his furry nuts and furry thighs hammering against me. Also, I will never forget the wet sloppy sound, he produced a ton of precum that just made this super slick sound and made it smooth. This was all in a matter of like 10 seconds, about 30 or 40 hard fast thrusts. I was gasping, realizing what I was really doing, outside in my yard. Totally giving myself to him. Then I felt the knot - I knew it was coming, but never thought it would feel like that. It's like a gentle pressure inside that starts to increase, but VERY quickly. And it's hard, not like any rubber toys you might use. It's like a rock, wedged up inside you. It gets so goddamn big, but I needed it. I just pushed back and started moaning so loud. I didn't care who found me. Ok... 2/3 i guess.
>>753328713
maybe a hopelessly dumb dog
Please rate my dog. Would you sex?
My first lesbian experience was with a dog actually.
>housesitting
>watching three dogs as well
>one is a female mutt that used to be a stray. Brown, kind of big, shorthaired, not fixed
>in the house alone, no money to go out
>what do?
>masturbate obv
>close bedroom door slightly, mostly out of habit since no one is here except dogs
>start going at it, having a good time
>door suddenly gets pushed open
>ohfuckwhosthere.jpg
>just the brown dog it's cool
>continue what I was doing. Whatever dog, be in here I don't care
>getting close
>eyes closed
>making noise
>wait what's that wet thing down there that's not my finger
>uh, hi dog?
>she's sniffing all up on my crotch, very eager.
>push her away, that's weird yo.
>she is persistent. Won't let me continue without her nose in there
>fuck it dog, you're weird. Smell it then if you want to so bad
>move fingers and she presses her nose against my clit instantly
>woooah not what I was expecting
>that feels good tho shit
>sit back and let her do what she wants, still pretty close to finishing from before
>she is sniffing hard, can feel her breath on me
>nose rubbing against me though
>starts licking
>ohgod.PNG
>fuck wtf this isn't supposed to happen. I shouldn't do this.
>fuck it feels good though
>let it happen
>she licks me more, wagging her tail
>I'm making noise
>she stops for a second and looks at me
>probably thinks I'm hurt
>pat my crotch and she gets the hint
>licked me for a few more moments before stopping
>so close to cumming
>I finish by myself and she cleans me up after
>give her treats and take her on a walk.
>>753328369
David, Med/Med
Also have Flint in Med/Med
>>753329213
thought i was ganna tldr, but this is hot
>>753329252
Hnnnnnggg
>>753329213
am I the only one reading this jewel?
>>753329101
I am in complete accordance with that.
I don't think it's hypocritical at all.
If being bisexual is higher up on the "red pill" scale, that's still no reason to make apologies for "not being there, yet". I have no qualms saying gay shit is nasty. And I can't say whether it is or isn't on that theoretical "scale."
Any living thing being hurt can't sexually excite me. Sex is for creation, why would I willfully align or associate my sex drive with destruction? I'm addicted to porn, and I'm addicted to masturbating, yes. But I acknowledge that these are addictions, and that I harm myself and others through them. I look to God to help me see more clearly, to give me greater conviction to change and challenge myself, to live a higher life and be more fulfilled, sexually and emotionally.
>>753329205
I don’t mean with two dogs, I mean like If a guy is sucking off a dog that’s disgusting to me, while a girl (usually a jap) doing it is hot as fuck. A guy having his way with a mare is good too.
But a guy fucking a cat/dog is also bad, because they are not the correct size for that animal
>>753328375
Sadly waiting for it to come back to me in the mail. Recently moved to another state. But it's David in Medium. I'm 23.
>>753329706
>a guy fucking a ... dog is also bad, because they are not the correct size for that animal
Except that's completely wrong, any large and even medium sized breed can easily take an average human dick. Obviously it depends on the individual to some extent, but if you really think a human can't comfortably fit in a dog you haven't seen enough bestiality porn.
>>753329252
great example of how beastiality is great if its all fun and games for you and the animal, people just mix animal abuse with religious crap and ruin beastiality for respectable people
>>753329606
Fucking kek
>>753324147
isn't that just the difference between a top and bottom
>>753329606
>I look to God to help me
Anon, it's me, god, you should totally kill yourself.
>>753329606
tf did i just read
>>753316668
What the actual fuck? Furries are fucking degenerates
>>753329213
Probably 3/3. So the swelling kept going and I couldn't get enough of it. It presses on the male g-spot so it's an insane feeling, especially when it's from an animal and not a toy. Plus, dogs body temp is warmer, so it's hot and hard and stretching you inside. It actually didn't hurt because at the base it's still small. Anyway, that brings me to the next best thing, just feeling the wet juices filling up inside. It's not like you feel it "splashing" in like other stupid stories. It's more like a very subtle pulse, the not flexes and you feel a bit warm inside, then it fades for a second and happens again. Just waves after waves of warm. This is what finally caused me to start cumming. The best orgasm I've ever felt. It started just like a wet dream kinda, where it just flows out continuously, running down into my pjs. After a bit of that I felt this full body electric orgasm and I couldn't stop myself from shaking and squirting these loooong shots of cum, like only 3 or 4, less the normal, but way more cum. Then it went back to a slow ooze and I was in some ridiculous state of pleasure that just lasted... Impossible to describe properly. Just tingly, shaking, cumming and feeling him cum... He actually didn't keep me long, I've heard of them taking a lot longer, but I probably was stuck on him for 10 minutes. That warm pumping the whole time. He finally shrunk and slipped out, which left a big old watery streak of dog cum down my leg. I rolled over on my back and felt my hole, a bit stretched. He didn't lick me, but I did jerk off again there... haha. Anyway. Yup. Not my only time with him, but the first and by far most complete.
>>753329858
Exactly. I didn't force her and she initiated it. Don't see anything wrong with that.
>>753324295
the only reason you'd care enough to leave her is if the dog's dick was CLEARLY bigger and more satisfying than yours
>>753329606
Not gonna lie anon that’s one of the best (you)s I’ve had the privilege or receiving
>>753316668
Never change 4chan, never change.
>>753329830
Yeah I guess I usually stick to horses and girls sucking bestial dick
>>753329706
Dog and human dicks are about the same size.
>>753329830
>>753329830 is right, also girls are animals and some love a dick that is too big for them
not all animals are cut fluffies that only want cuddles, and its not hard to see if an animal wants ur dick or not, they'll try to get away
>>753329733
Aww, I hope you'll have it back soon. Can you take it in entirely?
>>753329252
>>in the house alone, no money to go out
>>what do?
>>masturbate obv
kek, damn right
Also, someone still have that zoo link?
There's good material there.
>>753330219
obviously meant first tag to be >>753329706
>>753330214
I’m thinking along the lines of clearly smaller dogs, like those white ones old people usually have
>>753330236
On a good day. It hurts but in the best way.
>>753330381
Well yeah fucking one of those is obviously wrong. Typically people have sex with larger dogs though.
>>753329992
>
this was a nice ride
You my kind sir have made me work up the nerve to run for president of US, and force mass genocide on the human race.
WGFD
>>753329992
Oh and epilogue: While I was laying on the grass, an alarming amount of cum leaked out, but its thin and watery so it just leaks without you being able to stop it at first. The cum really sticks around for a while, and it made me sneeze. I guess I'm a little allergic to dogs lol. But for like 2 hours I kept having his cum leak out of me into my PJs. Luckily I'm clean down there as often as I can be, so it was just clear cum. But it really took a long time for me to absorb it in.
>>753330413
Can we see what your body looks like? If not on here my Kik is YoullGetTheHorns
>>753330435
Shieeet looks like I’ll have to do some more ‘research’ later on
>>753330466
>>753329992
It’s not really my thing, but you wrote it well anon
>>753324444
>Checked
And I was hoping to see a beastie thread in this, but we got OP being a fag to a dog...
Also why no real beastiality?
>>753329830
No No. No.
I'm a long time dog fucker. Most large breed dogs are not big enough, and medium dogs even more hot big enough.
>>753330413
I like your mindset. So I take it you like it rough generally? If you'd like to talk to an older guy and maybe swap some pics and videos re our mutual interests, hit me up on kik. Bobfossil666
>>753329992
did you ever suck him off?
>>753330529
>>753330834
Go back to /soc/ you hugless virgins.
>>753330834
I do normally like it rough. Kinky sex is my default, and CNC, when I can get it, is even better. Really can't wait to be fucked by a real dog though. The thought of being knotted for real gets me good.
hey /b/ , I need some good hentai games
>>753331114
This is a /zoo/ thread mate
>>753331020
thats souds pretty hot. Im not curious about bestialaity, but girls who are into that hell yea. Kiky ones more. My deepest/darkest desire of sex is a threesome with a dog loving sub girl, tied, blindfolded
My first time with a dog.
>Be me 15.
>Have a crush on neighbors husky.
>often watch and care for her when they are away.
>kid is mean to her andabuses her all the time.
>we get into a fight one day after he kicks her.
>Fuck you kid doge is living with me now
>Come back to my room after shower that night, drying off
>dog starts licking my cock
>cock is diamonds, let her continue for a while feels good but never going to get me off so I get her up onto the bed and cuddle.
>Half hour later, cuddling, still not asleep, give her scratches on head
>She's happy, tail wagging under the blanket with me, against my leg.
>Again cock is diamonds.
>Squeeze her and give her a kiss, she starts licking my face.
>Begin to make out with her for real
>she is happy, enjoying the attention
>My hand finds her vag and she thrusts against my fingers as I slide one inside.
>more room than I thought there would be, a lot more room, and wet.
>Continue to make out and finger her foot almost an hour.
>I'm horny as fuck now cock throbbing as I roll her onto her back and position myself over her.
>rub my cock over her entrance and slowly push into her.
>It slides right in she wags her tail faster and moves her head to lick more.
>only last a couple of minutes but cum buckets deep inside doge.
>slowly pull out, doge jumps up, spins around in excitement licking herself off and licking my cock clean.
>Had many more nights like that after.
no dinosaurs, no spaghetti, no moms dying in sleep.
>>753331271
Sounds like a nice Friday night to me.
>>753330834
>>753331020
I like you better by the minute. I'm actually planning a cnc related thing for tonight with a toygirl from work who didn't behave well recently. Actually I guess it will be nc in the beginning, but since she said she's deeply into cnc, we'll see where it'll go.
>>753321126
Wanna know how I know you're Canadian?
>>753331395
Think I'm Canadian eh?
>>753331390
Best of luck to you! Sounds like a good time!
>>753331395
You saw my power fist tools from princess auto?
>>753330933
Not for very long. He tastes really metallic but I loved it. Unfortunately he sort of pulls away after a little while, maybe my hand gripping the base of his knot was too dry or something, not sure. I certainly have had his cum on my face and in my mouth plenty of times though.
>>753330466
im straight af and just imagined ur a girl because that story was hot af, 10/10 writing, thx anon
>>753330710
because its late night story time
>>753331334
thanks for sharing, thats the first guy-fucking-girl-dog that ever turned me on
>>753331633
Thank you! I guess it will be. Regardless, she needs to be reminded what her place is. She's a good girl though. We have a save word, but she never used it, no matter what I did to her. I'm currently breaking her disgust towards bestiality which is a hard taboo for her yet.
>>753322563
You on top those stallions or do you take it like a man?
>>753316668
Why did u nut in your dog mouth?
Having sex with whatever that cant consent is fucking gay
>>753332152
Good luck trying to wear that disgust out of her. It seems like people either are curious and willing, or disgusted outright with so little middle ground.
>>753331334
How good is dog pussy?
It's hot that mares will actually accept a human male as a mate when they are in heat.
>>753316668
>>753332404
Very good.
I wouldn't say less better than human, but it's just as good.
And very different.
Any good sites?
>>753332444
After they learn you will Fuck them they will rape you when they want cock.
stop fucking dogs you ultimate furry
>>753332399
Yeah, it's gonna be some work, but I'm quite good at breaking taboos. When I first mentioned it she didn't wanna talk to me anymore. But I showed her some pics of nice and big dog cocks and she was impressed. I told her about the amounts of cum and she was interested. Next thing is I will condition her by making her watch k9 porn while I fuck and punish her. I guess that will fix her.
>>753327668
>95% straight
>dont want to kiss a dude or even let him suck me off
>or even
>>753332751
Good luck! For real!
>>753316668
I did it with a puppy when I was a kid. So what is it? pedophilia bestiality? what?
>>753329252
>>753327813
Alright guys. Need to get some sleep. It's been fun!
>>753330763
Dude, there's literally hundreds of videos on the internet that you can go and look at right now that show people comfortably having sex with a wide variety of bitches. You can even look up medical diagrams showing the sizes of dog penises and see that they're roughly on par with those of humans, often bigger. I'm sorry you had trouble but your personal anecdote doesn't negate the documented experiences of countless others.
>>753332317
Yeah, that's your insecurity, bro.
Don't assume you know what I'm doing.
A fleshlight can't consent. Is it immoral to fuck the fleshlight?
The difference between fleshlight and animal is that the animal is alive, right? By virtue of being alive, the animal can interact and give signals to other animals, right?
So if I try to fuck it, and it moves away, it isn't consenting; if it stays and it's pussy gets wet, that's as good as consent for me. It doesn't understand society's taboos, so knowledge of what it does with me does not affect its relationship to society. Literally unaffected besides having a stronger relationship with me.
>>753324444
Shut up, old man
Also, waste of quads
>>753332587
>different
how so
>>753333125
this
rolling for 3333333
ahh cmon>>753333326
>>753333045
And you don't know the circumstances and history of the animals in the porn videos.
you also don't understand canine reproductive biology?
While yes, a lot of large breed canine penis are as large or larger than human penis, during canine sex the penis is inserted before the dog has an erection,and then swells inside the bitch.
I'm a dog breeder, and I've been fucking dogs for 29 years.
But, of course some porn and a picture must be better than 29 years of experience with dogs.
okay, my turn
>be 16
>discover zoo porn
>family dog is King Charles Spaniel
>She loves licking my dick, like, not excited licks to the face like dogs do
>slow, sensual licks, rhythmically as if she knows exactly what she's doing
>she can sense when I'm about to cum, stops licking and looks me in the eye instead as if she's teasing me
>eventually likes humping my fingers
>don't want to fuck her, she's tiny and I don't want to hurt her
>oneday we're just chillin' on the livingroom floor while parents and siblings away
>check phone, I've got at least five hours until they come back
>undo pants and slip them off
>her tail wagging madly, starts humping my arm
>hear front door unlock and open
>ohfuck.cunt
>hear siblings running into the house
>JUST manage to hoist up clothes and hobble to bedroom and close door before they get into the living room
>FWB situation with dog continues until i move out at 19
>>753333326
damn nigga
>>753333145
The shape.
everyone talks about the upward turn as you go in, but in reality you really can't feel that.
What you can feel is the constriction about halfway in.
Feels almost like a sphincter.
>>753333414
>some porn and a picture
kek it sounds like you really don't have any idea how much bestiality porn is on the internet. And anyone who knows what a vagina looks like also is capable of recognizing what it looks like when it's being stretched or when it's being too stretched too far. I don't need to know "the circumstances and history of the animals" to know what I'm seeing right there in front of me. Again, you're claiming that your personal anecdote is more informative than LITERALLY HUNDREDS, if not thousands, if videos and pictures clearly depicting bitches easily accepting human penises. Their "circumstances and history" doesn't change that.
>>753333631
sounds like u hit her cervix, seems like she liked it
>>753333676
You obviously have no experience with dogs.
>>753333867
shit thread for such a get
>>753333885
Not an argument. What exactly is your response to my points? That all the footage in these readily available videos are faked? That there's some big conspiracy out there to make you look stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about when it comes to dog sex? Explain yourself.
>>753316668
>He was being kind of bitey
yikes
>>753319494
They can't not consent either. What's your point?
Can you rape a pineapple?
>>753334061
he means nipping, not full out biting
>>753334108
my dumbass didnt notice someone already checked the get, mah bad
>>753334004
No, I'm not going to.
people like you have a preconceived idea that you idealized. Anything I say will be dismissed as wrong simply because you choose to not believe.
If you were open to learning and having a discussion I would have with you.
But that's not going to happen.
I molested the family dog. My dad caught me knuckle deep in bitch pussy, beating my meat with the other.
He took me out of his will, and hasn't spoken to me since he kicked me out of the house the day I turned 18.
>>753322255
Femanon here. Yall niggas need help
>>753334395
why don't you help a nigga out then?
>>753334330
kek
>>753334264
>i-i totally could explain myself, b-but i don't want to, because you won't listen to me anyway, even though you specifically countered my points and asked me to explain myself, so i'll just insist that you're wrong without explaining why, that'll totally prove that i'm right!
>when you're been shown to be completely wrong and have run out of arguments but your self-esteem is entirely dependent on some stranger on 4chan thinking you're right, so instead of admitting you're wrong you just insist they won't believe you anyway and you totally could explain yourself further but don't want to
kek, ok then, you pathetic little virgin
>>753334427
>why don't you help a nigga out then?
What does that even mean?
>>753334489
Right, I countered your points. And you're like, but I saw it in porn so it must be true.
And, your reaction is exactly what I said it would be.
>>753334427
Bitch what you need?
>>753334489
How did you show me was wrong? I missed that part
>>753324444
This. I've been here since 08/09 and the decline of this website has been exponential.
>>753334537
i dunno i am high af
>>753334640
post tits and post more animal porn
I know this has been primarily a dog oriented thread, and thus is filled with a lot of those doggy dick lovers [no problem with it actually know a guy who's dying to get knotted]...anyways... I have an insatiable lust for stallion cocks and ponuts I just want to swallow their whole cock and eat out stallion for hours on end to end up inevitably mounting and mating with him... repeatedly. Now I have already accepted my fate and have gigabytes of content to appease my...lustings? Was just curious to see how prevolent this is among this crowd.
>>753334751
I posted tits on Wednesday
>>753334600
No you didn't. I told you that any person can visually see when a vagina is being stretched and knowing "the circumstances and history" of the animal doesn't magically change that. Your only argument was "you don't have any experience with animals" and then you decided you didn't want to convince me anymore. It's especially ironic that you're criticizing me for relying on hundreds of publicly available videos as evidence when your only evidence is "something i totally did once guys, believe me."
>>753334649
>>753333676
>LITERALLY HUNDREDS, if not thousands, if videos and pictures clearly depicting bitches easily accepting human penises. Their "circumstances and history" doesn't change that.
>>753334791
I want to fuck a stallion too, although idk if they're buttholes are as tight as a human butthole
>>753334868
dude, youre arguing against a guy that has literally fucked more dogs and mares more times than you've likely jacked off
give it up, brochacho
>>753334868
'cummon guys lighten up it's have some 4 am fun
>>753334868
I've seen hundreds of videos of girls getting an entire arm crammed up their ass.
Does that mean you can cram your arm up every girl's ass?
