do you ever get so jealous when someone talks to your crush that you just wanna cut yourself
just fucking hate me
meme
>>753287241
fuck this bullshit
>>753287320
toppers kekers
>>753287647
ty for the qts tho
>>753287885
np friendo
>>753287076
Do you talk to your crush or are you that unknown weirdo she always sees glowering in her direction when she talks with a guy?
>>753288318
nah we keep insinuating thing to each other but i just get real jelly when someone says something about her. were both trans
>>753288474
but whats your real gender
>>753288865
Guy were both guys but he she really looks like a girl like you couldnt tell he was a guy
>>753287076
tits or GTFO
boob
>>753290917
Ty <3 i love those
antiboob
>>753292627
G O S H
>>753292802
Wuw u
>>753292864
\o/
>>753293906
Yesssssss
aboopsies
>>753295475
i suppose it was just a matter of time
>>753295577
>when everybody else is a team player
>>753295475
flip heck
>>753295679
and first up in the pretense dropping relay is..
golly gee
frik the frikken frikkers
goodness gracious
ye
just remember, if you're ever lost, or in doubt:
>>753296642
what in sam hill?
heavens to murgatroyd
>>753296974
by saint nick's beard!
>>753296794
goodies darnit
Sounds like your obsessed faggot
You need to an hero ASAP
>>753287076
you need change anon, and lots of it apparently
your self loathing is the single reason you're.. well.. single.
Take it from an Anon who was just like you. When I gave up my pathetic moping and started improving myself in every way I could... my relationships, my loves, my hobbies, everything got better. Everything.
"be yourself" isn't a meme. You actually have to fucking try. Life won't hand you a god damn thing.
>>753297411
holy moly!
>>753297672
jesus h. christmas
>>753287076
Yes but then I turned 15
>>753297732
well, gee willikers!
Wowie-zowie!
>>753297519
mama mia!
ay carumba
>>753298390
rootin' tootin', vladimir putin!
>>753298282
pizzeria!
>>753298432
Jeepers creepers!
thread went from trans crush jealousy and cut
to
qt animu boys and archaic slang exclamations
to still be confused by this board after so long..
Well, fiddle-dee-dee.
>>753298769
>confused by this board after so long
Well slap me silly and call me Susan!
>>753298769
tramplecake
>>753299042
Oh fiddlesticks! a filthy combo breaker
sufferin' succotash!
Gadsbudlikins! I'm running out of clean material
dick
>>753300223
Christ on a bike!
That's not christian!
Leapin lizards!
>>753300571
Well I'll be switched!
Zoinks!
Did someone say yaoi thread?
Mercy me!
>>753300888
Jumping jesus on a Pogo stick!
This is a well established shota thread.
Sonofagun-
...
I guess we can stop being silly now
Too hard to think of other ones
fuck
>>753301429
Oh, I could've gone all day, but I didn't have enough cute clean material.
I mostly save the lewds
>>753287076
If you cut yourself your crush probably doesn't want you at all fag
>>753287076
>shotafags are mentally unstable
Not that I needed any further evidence
>>753302487
so the problem will take care of itself, why do you care so much?
Requesting FMA shota.
There use to be VAST amounts of edward elric and alphonse elric shota everywhere, especially in this one spanish forum I use to fap in(couldn't read a damn word tho)... but for some reason it all seems to have completely vanished from the net.
Except for all that god awful Selim Bradley smut. There's only so much of selim you can fap to. and a few doujin here and there
What happened to the FMA shota?
>>753302558
his bullshit provides him his cover for browsing these threads. Shhhh!
>>753302558
I was just making an observation
>>753302849
>he
Did you just assume my gender, bigot?
>>753303142
The fandom is like 12 years old... they're not the best artist.
>>753303362
fandom of what kek
>>753303434
Chat Noir, or 'miraculous ladybug' as its known in english
>>753303079
I assume all sorts of things. Liberals hate me!
>>753303549
oh okay
>>753304520
>>753292627
tongue booping boys make me all red
squids are love
rain shotas are underrated shotas
>>753307740
>>753307776
>>753307917
>>753307740
he looks pretty comfy
>>753308160
>>753308350
thank you for helping my cause!
>>753308002
>>753308687
>>753308550
I feel bad saying it, but this pic is it. The way he's finding out what it feels like, and how he likes it. I dont think there's a rational explanation against it that justifies all the hate.
>>753308687
Only a couple on mobile, sorry- but anytime!
>>753308976
Hmm
Ig, but feel compelled to add it's from a set.
Affection already established.
Also it's not gay if it's a fine cat too
>>753287076
nah I actually fell like I wanna cut that nigger that talks to her. stop being a bitch.
reminder that shotas love bondage
tred is kil
boys sniffing their friend's clothing is lewd!
lonely thread
lonely life
>>753311895
>>753314393
oh wow i meant to type "oh i wanna color this!" as the reply i am so sorry anon
>>753287076
cutting yourself is for faggots, you should stab the person
>>753314499
that would be real heckin neato
>>753287076
Jealousy of that degree is reserved for maniacs, so no.
>>753287076
healthy people dont do this.
Get help
>>753315094
Me in the middle
rise foster
>It's 2008, the economic crisis; I decide to go to college
>get a betabro buddy; we both like anime, vidya games, D&D
>He tells me he likes this one girl
>to be honest I'm not really looking for a girl at all, I just want to get a degree and get back out into the workforce
>the girl is half-black half japanese and sexy as fuck
>Don't worry bro, I can hook you up.
>group project time; I tell her she's going to be in my group
>she's all for it
>betabro mumbles something and leaves
>we work on the project and she invites the two of us to her place that weekend to finish the project
>promises to cook for us.
>he refuses to show up
>I'm at her place, and she keeps asking about betabro
>admit to her that he has a thing for her
>she tells me that she has a thing for him too
>fuck man, I'm cupid
>we plot to get them two together
>every time we set something up when he sees her he leaves
>one night her and I make out
>we fuck; she's a virgin
>tell her I feel bad because I was trying to hook the two of them up
>she was upset that he wouldn't even try to talk with her.
>tell him that she wants to go out with him, and he should make his move
>if he doesn't, someone else like me is going to get her
>he gets mad and screams at me, "maybe you should!"
>we hook up
>date through college
>he stops hanging out with me
>we get married
>he doesn't come, even though we sent an invite
>his mother tells us that he doesn't leave his room for weeks
we've tried for years to apologize to him, to find some common ground and be friends
Tyson won't acknowledge us.
>>753316829
The purest form of love
goodnight shoter bread
>>753316617
Cuz he wanted your cock dumbass....