>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences
General life tips
>>753262836
this says it all.
>>753264494
What
>>753262836
if something is free, you are the product
>>753262836
Don't go on 4chan.
>>753264594
>>753264494
nothing lol
learn pickup...
best resources for starting: RSD (especially old julien, check julien free tour on youtube and old tyler stuff)
Also torrent "pimp" by julien, best pickup product on the market.
It will take at least a year before you get good.
But I went from virgin to fucking over 100 girls in 5 years. Now I have abundance and bang with 2 different girls regulary that I have a great connection with.
>>753264606
You have no idea how much your clicks are worth.
Neither do most companies so they overpay.
Dollar menus will continue to give less or shittier food
Learning programming will become the next requirement to work at McDonalds
If you have a shot with a girl, take it, but dont spend a fortune.
Ignore what people say, focus on what they do.
Im a massive hyppocrite though, so just ignore every piece of advice I give, just like you will to your parents for the same reason.
>>753265535
Pua is for the antisocial or those who arent socially well adjusted.
It's not terrifyingly difficult, but best done in a way that gets you paid, or say, wins you some awards in your career.
Then again, pua and public speaking skills operate on different levels. Controlling a crowd kindve requires different skillsets.
>>753265535
>Also torrent "pimp" by julien, best pickup product on the market.
why does this sound like a troll?
>>753262836
Don't marry.
Don't have kids.
There is no such thing as "drinking too much"
Don't buy Ford.
get off /b/
anyone can do anything
god isnt real
when you die its just nothingless
>>753266025
>anyone can do anything
Meanwhile I'm here in a wheelchair. Saying I could run a marathon?
How do I get from the occasional "hi" and "how are you doing" to the "do you want to go out sometime"?
>>753266025
>anyone can be anything
>traps can't be girls
>>753266109
you must not have heard of the man who paralyzed himself, said fuck it, and started walking around again
http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-paralyzed-olympian-20170603-story.html
>>753266382
I'm not paralyzed, I have brain damage that isn't going to repair it's self.
Basically my balance is gone.
>>753266109
Dude wheelchair guy, can you play chess?
1. Stay in shape because it's easier to stay in shape than to get back in shape.
2. Take the pussy off the pedestal. Take your heroes off of it too. In fact set a rule: no more pedestals that you put anyone or anything on, everyone is flawed.
2.5 Yes, everything you hoped wasn't true about women/men probably is. It's always been that way. It's okay.
3. College is a class delineation. Just having a degree from a reputable College puts you in a different social class. Getting that degree won't fix everything, but it means you'll no longer be treated as lower class if you can signal your class status. Just get it done, you can retrain into something else later.
4. Everyone will deride anything entrepreneurial that you ever do, whether it's learning how to program online, starting a company, or writing a book. They will keep doing this right up until you make it.
5. Your parents don't know what it takes to make it just starting out in the modern economy because they've never had to. You can't use their lives as a blueprint for your own and expect to be successful.
6. Nice guys finish last.
6.5 There is nothing remotely noble about finishing last, you are not a martyr for choosing to suffer.
>>753266479
Nope. Good at CS and PUBG though.
>>753266741
>good at CS
faceit rank?
>>753266201
literally nothing else is required.
it's all about looks and not being awkward. one thing i tried was working ugly girls first (4-6). I'm pretty decent looking, so I gained a lot of confidence with just being successful, then moved on to better looking girls. confidence is easily number one. girls are dumb and will pick up on that
>>753266771
>confidence is easily number one.
How does one get confidence?
>>753266851
First of all, you make sure to ask that question in the proper forum.. 4chan is an excellent pick
>>753266467
>Isn't going to repair itself
Not with that attitude.
Remember, it's all in your head
>>753266851
It's a feedback loop. You succeed at something and get confidence from it. Then you succeed more because you're confident, leading to more confidence.
>>753267010
>You succeed at something and get confidence from it.
But i don't succeed with women, how am i supposed to get confident with them?
>need confidence to get good with women
>no confidence to begin with
>>753266851
did you not read my post??
FUCK (uglier)GIRLS YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN FUCK, JUST FUCK, that's how you get confidence
>>753266762
Global Elite, been playing since version 1.3.
>>753266851
in my experience, i decided that if i were to fuck up, it would not matter, then i went out and just said the first thing that came to mind, and after a while you figure it out. it's a matter of throwing things against the wall until you are confident you know what will stick
sidenote, keep in mind that you are on 4chan and all advice should be taken with a grain of salt the size of utah
>>753267103
So basically hit on ugly chicks until you're ready to hit on beautiful ones?
>hey man just do exercises like 1+1 or 5-3 for some time and then you'll be ready to try and solver x^-3x+5y^=2 bro
>>753267222
>faceit rank
>he talks about MM rank
bro..
>>753267096
I'm starting to think you might be really unattractive.
>if you're not:
congratulations, stop worrying, you're probably young, someone will fuck you
>if you are:
im sorry, the good news is women are terrible, and using prostitutes is pretty efficient
>>753267244
more like:
lift the 5 pounders before you're curling 2 plates YOU DENSE FUCK
>>753267269
Oh shit, sorry. Drunk as fuck. .
I was level 3 when I was MGE, I am level 4/5 when I'm global. On ESEA I'm B+, on faceit (at least for me personaly) is sometimes impossible to rank up though so I try to ignore all that shit.
>>753267402
Nah i'm actually good looking, but autistic when it comes to conversations, girls have had crushes on me before, a girl literally asked me out, but i just don't know how to behave or what to say, when to go for a kiss, how and when to touch them.
I feel left out of everything but that's because i wasn't even brought up right, constant abuse by my shitty step father, so much violence at home i couldn't even bring friends home let alone girls, so i kinda gave up on the whole dating aspect when i grew up.
Now that i live alone, i just don't know what to do.
It seems like everyone is already experienced and i'm just a brand new fish.
You wont take any of this advice until after youve fucked up in a way that this advice couldve helped you.
People only change when theyre ready to. Sometimes they learn their lesson right away, sometimes they have to learn their lesson again and again until it sticks. Some never do.
>>753262836
1) People don't have to like what you like or hate what you hate. You're not that important, so stop bitching about that shit on boards and social media.
2) Collect less shit and spend cash on more experiences.
3) If a chick ain't into you, don't try to convince her to date you. It won't work. At best, you'll get to fuck her enough to make you get the feels before she dumps you.
4) Don't fall for that "find a job you love and you'll never work" bullshit. By virtue of you having to do it for money, you'll end up not loving it. Don't do shit you absolutely hate, but if you have a decent job and you don't like, suck it up buttercup. That's called adulting.
5) Live more simply. You don't need a big-ass house or expensive car, but you do need more cash for enjoying life.
6) Don't trust extremists on either end of the political spectrum. They're nutjobs that don't care about you.
7) Credit cards are a scam. Get one for a credit score and emergencies, but leave that shit at home so you're not tempted to buy stuff and end up paying loads of interest.
8) Stand up for people less fortunate than you. If you think that's their responsibility, you're an asshole. If you defend the rich and powerful, you're wasting your time *and* you're an asshole.
9) There are several ways to define success in life, and they all depend on your input alone. That means deciding what counts as successful, but it also means getting off your ass and taking risks.
10) No one owes you time or attention. If someone ignores your OKCupid message, tough shit. You aren't so special that everyone has to pay you attention. If your game fails, either it's your fault (so change your game) or it's their fault (so leave them alone).
>>753267750
just get out there and do shit. set up a dating profile, if only to talk to girls, it's anonymous, sooo you won't be embarrassed, then if that doesn't work, start with hookers and move forward.
trust me when I tell you, it's biological, once you start having sex regularly, you WILL feel different
also, if you're listening to music, switch to talking, podcasts or comedy, you'll get a better handle on rhythm and interacting
>>753267750
How to behave? Act like they're a friend. Make jokes, talk about shows, etc.
What to say? Ask them about what they like, hate, or did that day. Focus on them.
When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.
>>753267750
There's an equally as awkward if not more awkward person experiencing the same. I recommend hanging out around the type of people want to be with. Enough exposure and you're bound to get to know someone. Awkward people usually do better communicating over the internet. Try dating sites suited to your type. Like gamer dating sites. The girls are generally less attractive so their standards are lower. Prey on the weak so you can gain confidence and succeed. It's the hard fact of life but you'll never be better unless someone is worse.
>>753267909
>Credit cards are a scam
They are, but how else am i supposed to pay for shit monthly?
Should i get a disposable credit card?
>>753268259
>but how else am i supposed to pay for shit monthly?
With a debit card like everyone outside America?
Buy stuff, swipe or use chip, punch in your 4 digit code and the money gets drawn from your account that very second.
>>753268399
This. Fucking paying for stuff later, I pay directly.
>>753268040
>>753268215
>>753268250
I think you guys have misunderstood me, i can communicate just fine with girls, talk, make them laugh, no problem, the problem is on how to go further than that, how do be more than a friend who can talk and make jokes, but a lover, a person with whom she can have a relationship with.
I don't know how to initiate anything sexual, let's say i set up a date with a girl, what do i do?
People talk about touching as the most important part of dating / relationships, i have no idea what or where to touch, how to know when to kiss or what to do.
It feels foreign to me.
>>753268215
>When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.
Does this really work?
>>753262836
Leave this place and never come back.
>>753268399
I thought they both were the same thing lol, i have no idea about banks etc.. i just have my money go to my account ( the most basic account idk what's it called in English ) and i have a card to withdraw money from the bank, that's it, can't make purchases etc..
bumpp
This is good stuff guys
This thread cannot 404
>>753269021
Same
>>753268739
Huh, a debit card is a card directly connected to your bank account.
You use it for all purchases, withdraw money, shop online etc.
And since it's directly linked to your account you don't get a bill later on.
It really freaked me out when I was in New York and I had to use my credit card (I do have one, but never use it).
bumperoony
>>753269227
everyone who hates you too.
>>753269272
true dat
>>753268541
ok, you're super unique and everyone will remember you fondly.
>i hope you die with a dry dick you fucking autist
>>753269149
1. i call it bullshit.
2. done.
>>753269322
Calm down love
>>753269379
You don't leave your room much, do you?
>>753262836
When a 5/10 or better comes up to you at a party and tell you she needs you inside her, don't explain why you have to leave to pick up your grandma.
>>753265769
you have no idea lol.
>>753269569
If you know better then give a better answer
>>753269512
I've been in this thread for no less than 3 hours, and this simple faggot cones in at the end with the best advice yet
I'm dating a girl and the sex is great but I don't even enjoy her company when we're not having sex. Haven't talked to her about this yet bc it'd be awkard. My age is ~18
Advice?
>>753262836
If you end up in any job around computer illiterate people for the love of fucking christ do not let them see you know what you are fucking doing.
You will become local fucking IT support for them as well as trying to get your own god damn job done. Most stupid fucking mistake of my life.
>>753269698
Same situation except i just wanna fuck and that's it.
>>753267909
1 and 10 is great advice, 4 is shitbrained
Don´t give girls the benefit of the doubt. Just trust me on this one I got played like a motherfucker due to this.
>>753266517
Yes. This.
t. Boomer
Life goes by fast. if you find a suitable partner, try to keep them. You can end up old and alone faster than you imagine.
Nobody ever thinks they will be that one sad old lonely person, but it happens all the time.
>>753269698
>>753269756
hey guys, everyone who's been 18 was in the same situation. it's because you're not developed social creatures with values and interests. your penises and vaginas are good to go, that's why you're together in the first place.
>source
I didn't even like my first 3 girlfriends, we just fucked
>>753266517
7. Set your goals in small chunks that you can actually attain. For instance when you're running three miles don't think about the whole of what you have left, think about making it to the next telephone pole or around the next corner. It makes it mentally easier.
8. Crime is for two kinds of people: people who have so little that they feel that there is nothing to lose, and people with so much that they feel that they cannot lose. You most likely fall into neither category so leave it the fuck alone.
9. The people you hated in high school are mostly going to go on to be shit adults too.
10. Money may not buy happiness, but it buys relief from enough of life's bullshit that you can attempt to be happy more easily with it than without it. Remember, if you're poor and different then you're weird, if you're rich and different then you're just eccentric.
11. Women lie about how innocent they are. Men lie about how innocent they're not.
12. People who try to signal qualities are usually lacking in those qualities. The guy thumping his chest about how tough he is at the bar isn't as tough as the black belt sitting quietly down at the end. The guy flashing his cash to prove how rich he is probably isn't rich compared to the much quieter guy with old money.
13. You are who and what you are. Coming to terms with that is better than spending your life denying it, or, even worse, trying to apologize for it.
>>753269698
Do you have anything in common besides wanting to sex each other? If you can find some common ground that'd help.
If not or it doesn't help the issue enough, you have to make the choice to either move on and give up the sex or stay and tolerate her.
Consider if you're standards are too high for her, you being a bit stuck up, or just wanting her for her body, or her being a shit person.
I had a fwb years back, sex was great but she was SO annoying. Eventually I snapped at her and we stopped talking. So that was the end of that.
If that's the case with you, time to weigh up your options, bud.
>>753270063
>you have to make the choice to either move on and give up the sex or stay and tolerate her.
if she's dumb as a rock, that helps. Then you just smile at her once in a while or nod your head and she stays happy and giving up the pussy. You just have to get used to her prattling as background noise.
>never trust a teen girl to keep a secret
>>753268259
If you use credit cards and pay them off every month like clockwork, then you're fine. You can even earn points/cash this way. But don't tell yourself, "Well, I can always pay this off eventually" because you're paying a shitton of interest on that purchase. Instead, be patient and wait until you have the cash.
>>753270180
Absolutely this
>>753269880
Sadly this
I wasted my teens and early 20s pissing about and hiding away.
>>753269804
Yeah, be cautious. Some are lovely, others are cunts
>>753270443
Totally
>>753268541
>When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.
>Does this really work?
Yep. In fact, women feel respected when you do this, which increases the chance of you getting some. Just don't make a big deal out of it like you're some dipshit m'lady white knight. Ask in a normal, matter-of-fact tone.
If they say no, then you clearly know they're uninterested and can walk away without wondering "What if ...."
>>753262836
do it all
drugs, wilderness, sex, adventure, work, relationships, family, travel.
the only bad thing you can do is nothing
also, art is for fags
>>753270691
>Yep. In fact, women feel respected when you do this, which increases the chance of you getting some. Just don't make a big deal out of it like you're some dipshit m'lady white knight. Ask in a normal, matter-of-fact tone.
>so.. can i kiss you now or?
>>753268541
>I don't know how to initiate anything sexual, let's say i set up a date with a girl, what do i do? People talk about touching as the most important part of dating / relationships, i have no idea what or where to touch, how to know when to kiss or what to do.
When you set up a date, say something like, "This is a date because I'm interested in being more than just friends. Cool?" Get it out in the open so she can't pull that "I thought it was a friend date" or similar bullshit.
Touching is NOT the most important part of dating. That's communication. You can touch a stripper or escort without dating. But if you go without communication, the relationship will die fast. That's why you need to date someone with similar interests/beliefs. Not identical, mind you, but something in common.
Look, your choice is this: Either sit and worry the whole date about whether to hold her hand, then meekly reach out and panic if she pulls away, wondering what she wants or means ... or you can say, "Can I hold your hand?" and avoid the awkwardness or anxiety. Your call.
>>753270691
don't ask. if she's a cunt, don't even try, but don't ask. faggots ask. actually they don't even ask because they're cooler than this guy
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
>>753270901
>so.. can i kiss you now or?
Yes. Actually, yes. Just wait for the end of the first date so you both have time to decide if a relationship (dating or just fucking) is worth the effort.
Is this itchy scaly patch on my pinky knuckle from eczema or is it just really dry skin?
>>753271032
+1 mr practical over here....
Buy condoms before you need condoms.
>>753271059
have those on both corners. i work very hard for a living, I assume it's that. what do you do?
A persons politics or religion is not an indicator of their character. There are people on your team who are literal pedophiles and murderers, and people on the other team who would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it, and vice versa.
The most useless emotion in the world is "quit enjoying that I don't like".
The second most useless emotion in the world is "I can't enjoy this thing anymore because my enemies like it".
>>753271153
I’m an air ramp employee for UPS. Since it’s been cold lately I’ve been guessing it’s from my skin drying out
Forget about college or a degree
Learn a trade like plumbing or electrics
1, You will save a ton on college fees
2. You get paid as your learn
3. Degrees aren't worth the paper they're printed on
4, If you want to emigrate to Australia and say you have a trade their immigration office will suck your dick
5 College and university is 3 years of study, most of which will never be applied to your chosen career
6, Trades will always be in demand. They are impervious to economic crashes (unless you hookup with builders)
>>753271222
>The most useless emotion in the world is "quit enjoying that I don't like".
supposed to be "quit enjoying things that I don't like"
you're on the internet because you are missing something...
/thread
>>753262836
If you know someone can't prove that they did all the work take the credit, it the only way to climb anywhere in the work place
>>753262836
kill yourself
>>753270691
Body queues usually let you know if they're down to kiss. There's a chart on the relative distance people keep away from each other, strangers like 5 ft+ friends/acquaintances 2-3 ft and best friends/lovers/family personal space can be non existent as no one cares at that point.
If you're next to a woman and talking and you're close enough to kiss her and making direct eye contact, she's most likely very comfortable or is also down to kiss.
And for all the autists, just because you met a girl at a concert or club and she's crushed on you cause she doesn't have a choice doesn't mean she wants to kiss.
>t.can talk to girls
mods archive this thread
>>753269746
Refuse to do anything for them until they've at least tried, if after a week they still can't copy/paste then tell them you're not a special needs teacher.
>>753271853
everything is archived anyways
Do not be an Indian giver.
Honor is a masculine ideal, do not expect women to understand
>>753270869
>the only bad thing you can do is nothing
or cripple yourself, but if that happened then at least you'd have tried
>art is for fags
Confirmed
art is shit
>>753273312
There's some really got art birches tho
>>753268541
>>753270901
>>753271055
Wait, others say that a dominant (which gets the ladies wet) or assertive man wouldn't ask, he'd just kiss her when he felt like it/felt the situation was good.
So what's true?
Some women will respect the honesty and openness of asking but others will see it as similar to snivelling weakness.
Always asking the woman for the answers and letting her take charge is a turn off to many (most/all depending on who you believe) women, who lose interest in you pretty quickly after that.
Thoughts, everyone?
>>753271059
Just really dry skin. wearing gloves and moisturising will help
>>753271104
Very much this
>>753273813
asking the real questions
>>753271222
>>753271358
how is stopping doing something you don't like a useless emotion?
Surely you don't do things you don't enjoy and that's that?
>>753270032
>>753266517
Wow. Some actually good advice. Quality posts anon.
>>753262836
Image related.
>>753273570
good art bitches, you mean?
I'll take your word for it.
My ex gf does art but is shit at it
>>753274297
soo go mgtow?
>>753266236
And people who like traps can't be straight
>>753274436
Nothing wrong with that. Having kids is overrated.
>>753273813
Its biological that women want a dominant man. But a man can be dominant and treat the bitch as an equal by picking up on the vibe and doing what the dirty fucking cunt whore wants.
>>753273813
Always asking shit makes her feel like shes being interviewed. Read her body language and don’t cry if she says stop or no to you
>>753266517
>>753270032
Real shit, I NEEDED to hear some of these, thanks anon
>>753274613
>>753274632
thanks
>>753262836
Never stick your dick in crazy. I don’t care if she’s the hottest thing you have ever seen, crazy is crazy.
>>753265535
>>753265776
check out Tao Of Badass instead
its got it all and its down to a science
However I cant use it because I literally dont have conversation topics to drum up convos with - mind goes blank. I cant keep her talking.
Also not having a stable home environment fucks with it too. Because it means even if I snag the girl its probably not going to far.
> when you dont even have a couch to sleep on, kinda makes fucking a turnoff, no matter how good your technique is
>>753274897
If you're good at making guy friends just imagine her being a guy. then realize you are gay.
jk
im not tho.
>>753274884
is there a certain level of crazyness that you can get away with sticking your dick in?
>>753274897
Thanks for sharing the info, the more the merrier.
Speaking of which, anyone having difficulty with women, especially due to confidence issues should google and download "The Book of Pook" (it's free) and learn from the lessons therein.
also, you just need to practice
>>753266236
Yeah, a girl could never take a dick that well
>always do the suicide part first, in a murder suicide
>>753266851
>>753267010
>>753267103
fake it until you make it
its kinda like how girls fake orgasms, a guy should be faking confidence
> the trick is being believeable, and not coming off as cocky
> being cocky or overconfident seems rude and dangerous because its unnatural
Confidence is passive not active. Its something that affects how you communicate verbally and nonverbally. Its not an embellishment on that communication.
>>753267818
This is why I kick people out of my life who cause me problems and try to suck up about it.
> I demand that they change the part of themselves that caused that fuckup in the first place.
> They most likely will not do that. So I "Forgive" but I dont forget and I dont give them the opportunity to fuck me over twice.
> I will remind them if it comes down to that, but so far 100% of the time they have known the reason the door remains shut for.
If you keep letting them walk over you, they will keep walking over you. So dont do that.
Might be a more lonely road but those people you shut out were never your friends, only your users.
>>753275052
That is a question men through the centuries have pondered. All women have a level of mental instability, most hide it. If they spazz out once in awhile that’s normal women crazy, most guys can handle that. Then there’s the type that sleeps with locks of old boyfriends hair. She says there mementos, nope that's crazy just hiding. If it looks to crazy for you then it is.
>>753275534
This.
It can be a lonely road, but just being used and walked all over is even more lonely and kills you inside.
>>753275795
Thanks, makes a lot of sense
>>753275795
Even other women admit that women get crazy and irrational at times. Find a girl with the best personality ever and it still happens
Having a wife and having a lot of children comes from our farming days as a culture. More children meant free labor on the farm. Now having lots of children is just a financial burden
>>753267909
regarding #1 and #10:
Maybe this is true. But it has
> Consequences.
In my case those consequences tend to be long term and pretty dire. So while 1 and 10 are technically true, they dont really apply to me.
>>753268259
>>753268399
This
>>753270479
And especially this, to use the credit card as a scam against the bank.
>>753268541
WHILE you are making conversation with her you need to apply Physical Touch in an escalating fashion. This makes the discourse much more personal between the two of you.
The first touch must be done when she's fairly interested and isnt resisting holding a conversation with you. It can be as simple as brushing her hand, an appropriately timed playful pat on the shoulder, maybe even holding her hand.
> this is one of the awesome things about dancing, you get to Touch her alot without any logical reason to. Touching has to be appropriate, but as you seen in vids it quickly gets quite private as she gets more comfortable with it.
It feels private, her brain will register it in the Feelings department, but its small enough to not be a big deal.
She knows whats going on but she's letting it happen because it feels okay and not creepish since its not a big jump in intimacy all at once.
> This is why its advocated eternally that you must Kiss The Girl before the Date is over, even if following classic guidelines you had to put it off until you were dropping her off at home.
Because of our THOT/hookup culture now its become kinda a systemic norm for girls to just truncate the process and jump straight to sex, openly discussed when she's ready.
> Sooo you may not have to gently push deeper into her personal space to the point where she begs you for cock, might only have to get to the point where she's asking you to come over. Used to be you'd have to get a girl to kiss, then make out, then when you know she's horny for it you'd tell her You're Coming Over to her place.
>>753275012
>>753265535
>>753274632
>>753268541
Taking the Buddy Buddy approach can work.
But when that interest starts to build up you definitely need to cross that Feeling Touching threshold.
Women are Feeling creatures, they may have a brain for Thinking but every last woman including a brilliant engineer will always revert to Feelings when it has Anything to do with relationships or sex. Including the approach being made to it. Even if she's genius fucking IQ you will have to make the Feeling approach and you will have to use Touching for that goal... she may see it coming, she may even joke about it, but you just keep going in that direction.
As for Buddy Buddy type of approaches...
> internally girl goes: "Oh, he touched me"
> "Does he want me in that way, I mean we're not having that kinda convo but he just touched me"
> "hmm its okay I guess, I like him after all"
> "is he a creep? no I dont think so, he's not trying to get his hands all over me or anything"
> internally girl concludes: "This is kinda... okay I guess. Ill see where this goes."
25, college grad with fiancee here
dont do what your parents want you to do
if you dont like your major, drop it, DO NOT FINISH IT, you will regret it one day and it will be too late, dont be me
live your teenage years to the fullest, life after you hit 25 years mark becomes constant grind in your job
adulthood sucks
>>753262836
Always say "no homo" after sucking a dudes dick. Trust me you'll thank me later.
>>753277214
I came on my face for the first time last night. Should i say no homo or is it too late?
>>753276992
27 here, too late for me mate.
But you're right
>mfw my parents didn't even think I should attempt uni cos I sucked at school
>>753277273
You have 48 hours after the act to say no homo, it's ok bro.
>>753266517
This guy gets it
>>753277363
Just did /b/ro. Thanks. I accidentally said it twice. Should i jizz on my face again just to make sure it all cancels out?
>>753268541
Minor touching is what opens the door for more formal touching like Holding Hands or Kissing.
Like I said you can also do a Momentary playful version which initiates that contact but doesn't expose her to having to deal continually with your arm being around her waist, over her shoulder, or otherwise placing you right up against her. It sends the message but without it being front stage.
Its kinda like the First Kiss is a step under Making Out. You cant just go straight to making out usually unless she's THOT. Usually a kiss is nice, goes back to holding hands and talking, here comes another kiss, maybe another - holding hands. Okay now you can kiss her like ten times in a row.
Here is also where Confidence is king. Because if she reacts negatively to it (probably 50% chance of it) then you gotta have the guts to give her the cold shoulder and put the blame on her end (because it is) pretty much doing the "Hmph... Whatever" routine.
> me being weird? you're the one who's being weird, all I did was brush your arm, its not like ive got my hand up your shirt or something.
Because then she will feel guilty about being a douchebag, since it made her feel weird but at the same time she Shouldnt Have Felt Weird about it. In contrast to the Discourse you'd had with her she doesnt want to throw away how good she felt about talking. So she will get reeled back in
> if you cant display that Confidence then you cant make her feel Guilty about it
> if that challenge just makes you slink away from her... well things are just left right where they're at and she will just go away
Another thing you're gonna have to do is MAKE EYE CONTACT and Maintain it even if it seems absurd or uncomfortable for her. Eventually she will stop slinking her eyes away and she'll get drawn in. So don't worry if it makes it seem like a bad move, you're just adapting her to your presence thats all.
> This is another big fucking tip.
>>753266975
kill yourself
>>753277517
Nah it's fine, next time you accidentally do gay shit it'll automatically cancel so it's all good fam.
>>753262836
Dont ever fuck a chick under the age of consent, i dont care how hot she is or how it shouldnt matter. Youre right, but while the rest of my 19 year old friends were banging 15 year olds i was the one that got caught in the system. Itll ruin your life and it is not worth it.
>>753277653
what happened?
>>753262836
always accept any opportunity to fuck a girl, don't be afraid of any consequences. If you don't, you'll regret not doing it every single time you recall that you had that one chance and you let it go.
>>753262836
Don't Fuck with football
bumping with some motivationals/advice
Tho to be honest they're not as good as the info in this thread so far
>>753276992
>>753277342
fuckign A
Ironically my Dad wanted me to get into as much computer shit as I could. He wanted me to do graphic art, programming, IT, sat me down for a couple hours sometimes boringly forcing me to watch what he was doing.
In the end I didn't have what it took to do any of that shit at a professional level, and I ended up homeless.
If I had NOT done anything he suggested and made it my exclusive career path... I could have gotten several Certificates and maybe even an Associates in some shit I could be making 40,000 a year at. And I could still be pursuing those interests on the side of my actual job too.
> instead I only have those interests, and no job, no career, no certificates, no degree
> and im 35.
>>753277653
>>753277700
This is correct but you can also make double sure What the age of consent is and you can go after those chicks pretty hard.
In Illinois the age of consent is 17. A full year before she can live on her own, before you or her can even take pics of your sex acts. You could be fucking her so hard she pisses.
On a bathroom stall at the university here I saw written one day:
> "I was at a party and got to fuck this 15 year old and came in her twice. And then I fucked her 13 year old friend and came in her three times. God I love this town"
Given how much of a party school this is I think it could happen, and if it was kinda anonymous and he gave a fake name he mightve been off the hook. But chances are this guy was probably just sperging.
> it turns me on hard as whalebone to picture that happening, but I dont think it did to the extent he wrote
Any oldfags have any suggestions on good habits / hobbies to pick up for a better life / future ?
Badabump
>>753277653
I second >>753277700
>>753278119
this
>>753278119
Getting up and doing things straight away is a good one. house chores, shopping, form filling, meet ups, etc etc.
People respect a go-getter.
Don't hate the things you should do every day, or you'll try to put them off forever and they'll mount up.
Instead, just get good at doing them quickly.
>>753278119
Also, if you're timid or lacking confidence, sort that shit out asap.
Don't know how to go about something? Google it or ask on here. Results may vary.
If you remain scared of failure and thereby don't take opportunities, it's damn fucking easy to get into a rut or inaction, where you hesitate, then let chances pass you by, forever.
It's easy to stay in that rut and become a massive loser.
Then you'll become an old loser.
If you're bitter enough, you may an hero or try to go out in a blaze of glory.
If anyone has any specific questions I'll try to answer those, input from others would be appreciated.
ba-bump
pic related guys, it's a good one to take note of
>>753278786
How do i get more confident?
This question was asked thousands of times but no "clear" answer.
Also any tips on how to fix my back?
I slouch and have forward shoulders, not to mention chicken head because of this fucking computer, how do i fix this shit?
Home exercises are preferred.
>>753278908
It was answered, drink alcohol and you won't care about your posture either so both problems solved
>You're welcome
>>753266953
a very confident pick
>>753270443
worked fine for me. she loved me so i guess that is why.
Invest your money in your own business idea. Don't be a sheep, be the shepard.
Don't fuck with drugs. Weed, Shrooms, Cactus. Beer and wine are fine. Fuck hard liquor (that means wiskey, tequilla, bourbon, gin, rum, vodka, unless you SIP). SMOKING IS A OK.
Don't get into a relationship when either of the persons is ILL EQUIPPED. It is OK if one is. You think you have what it takes? Prove it.
Money doesn't make the world go around. You do.
>>753278117
dude has two chicks 15 and 13 at a party, leads em off kinda away from everyone else, has his hands around both of em making em feel excited and comfy AF while telling em all sorts of cool shit he's seen and did.
> Outta nowhere kisses the 15yo, does it trying to make the other one yearn for it.
I bet you two wish you could get fucked. Yeah/Maybe/Kinda they say.
> Here lets get some boozie for ya, you can drink from mine. I bet you cant drink it all.
Starts making lotsa eye contact with the younger girl. Man this is like an adventure, she's getting to do all sorts of bad stuff.
> Here's a red solo cup for you too gurl.
So without anyone really noticing they go off to one of the unoccupied bedrooms. Dude tosses miss sophomore on the bed and opens her legs in full view of her younger friend. Nope the clothes aren't off yet but he's on top and they're kissing
> Ohh yeah its a trainwreck, cant stop watching, its live and you're gonna get it too. Getting wet AF. Scared but also sauced and I wanna take it. He's some college guy and he's so fucking hot.
Dude gets up, clothes come off and her older friend starts getting it and the look on her face is to be envied so bad.
> Dude knocks a juicy one in her, kinda doesn't stop just slows down.
Hey Gurl you gotta get you some of this. Miss teenie is kinda freaking but she's so wet and horny standing there she cant handle it.
> Dude finishes hard in the 15yo a second time.
Young friend lays down all numb and full of butterflies, just lets him take off her panties, even moans when he puts his hand on her thighs to open them widely.
> its bareback for you too little lady, but she isn't resisting
> omg that feels so fucking good, just use my cunt as much as you want, mouth goes gape and face turns to the side
Dude cant help how much he's in demand. Dick hard as a streetlight. Cum just shoots out like hot water. She so tight it almost feels numb.
> holy fuck haley we gotta get back
so dude finishes his third
>>753279085
That seems to be more of the exception rather than the norm.
Teen bitches LOVE to gossip, it's like their social standing depends on having the juciest "secrets" and lesser known info
bump while I respond to others
>>753267750
just remember girls are like guys, just stupidly emotional and less rational. they masturbate, they fart, they do stupid shit. just make sure to not alienate them. talk to them like you would to a buddy
>inb4 no friends
"shit happens, deal with it"
>>753274132
>how is stopping doing something you don't like a useless emotion?
>Surely you don't do things you don't enjoy and that's that?
I didn't express myself well there.
I'm saying that you should just enjoy what you like, and not give a fuck if every normie dickflop in the world jumps on the bandwagon behind you
Conversely, it costs you nothing for other people to love things you hate.
I hate Harry Potter, gambling, most rap music, and Australian Rules football, but complaining about their existence is a waste of my time, and you shouldn't care what I think if you love those things anyway.
bump
Women will do the sluttiest things for you. As long as you never bring it up negatively in an argument or shame her for it
>>753262836
Never ask a girlfriend how many guys shes been with, and never tell a girlfriend how many girls you've been with. The answer is never a good one, and the conversation is never really constructive.
>>753267909
This is just 20-something year old bullshit. You still have a lot to learn and a lot of angst to let go of.
>>753272607
>Honor is a masculine ideal, do not expect women to understand
Ain't that the truth.
>>753279628
yeah pretty much
>>753280355
>You still have a lot to learn
Such as?
>>753280355
explain
>>753278908
Practice it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-_Mh1QhMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HYZv6HzAs
There are lots of things you can do/ways you can go about it.
Like surrounding yourself with confident people, or watching movies with confident characters in. These stack, so the more you do, the more confident you'll get.
Get out, outside and don't be afraid to approach people, even for just basic stuff like the time or directions. Smile, stand up straight, behave in a friendly and cheerful manner.
If you are afraid to do those, at least try them.
Each time is a bit more practice.
REMEMBER everyone else is very likely as flawed and dumb as you are, if not more so. NO need to put anyone on a pedastal, really.
In terms of your back, health and fitness, 3 names. ALL found on youtube and have their own websites if you're interested.
Jeff Cavalire - Athlean-x on YT
Scott Herman - Scotthermanfitness on YT
Scooby - Scooby1961 on YT
Jeff's a physiotherapist as well as fitness buff, and can tell you how to recover from injury - just type the key words into yt
Scooby has a million resources and tons of info on his site AND IT'S ALL FREE AND ACCURATE
Google Scooby's workshop
maybe get your eyesight checked too? I peer at my screen so I stick out my head too.
Again, Jeff had a vid on good posture, probs scooby too.
Anything else?
Oh yeah and >>753279628 is pretty spot on - they're just human beings like everyone else.
>>753280335
I feel like I could have known this sooner
>>753279947
Thanks for the clarification!
treat family like strangers, Strangers Like friends, and friends like family. 31 years old
>>753262836
When trying to sort out the shit in your life its ALWAYS going to be LOVE, MONEY or HEALTH and not another goddamn thing. ts always one of those three
do not try to change people or get out of your way to help people
do not give out things for free
do not apologize for anything
let other people or time work for you
always ask: how can I benefit from the current situation?
Getting a new haircut done tomorrow, what should i do?
Time is more valuable than money, don't work your life away for some future you might not even have.
Not saying you should be a NEET but you get it.
>>753278908
Oh yeah, forgot,
Be prepared to go and get shit done yourself. Don't rely on others.
Be prepared to go looking for things - don't know something? Google for it.
Wikihow is also decent.
>>753279796
This is also true
>>753281414
Just shorter, you don't need anything fancy.
Fancy is for Fags
>>753281107
I like that you tried, but that is a terrible analogy.
Family is Family.
Strangers should be kept as strangers (nothing wrong with shooting the shit and not even bothering to exchange names, because you'll never talk the same way the next time)
Friends can be closer than family, but they can also FUCK. YOU. OVER.
1. Drink booze constantly
2. Follow booze with bleach
3. Die
4. ???
5. Profit
>>753281614
we're looking for something a little more positive
>>753272607
>Honor is a masculine ideal, do not expect women to understand
this so much this
>>753266517
>3. College is a class delineation. Just having a degree from a reputable College puts you in a different social class. Getting that degree won't fix everything, but it means you'll no longer be treated as lower class if you can signal your class status. Just get it done, you can retrain into something else later.
having a bachelor's degree ensures that you will always be at least middle class
don't listen to anons that parrot
>the college meme
it's worth it
>>753265895
you cant make me
dont ever give up on yourself.
>>753281735
Death is a positive thing
Life is shit then you die. Accept it. Live with it.
Make the best of it.
Watch one motivational or instructional video everyday. There is so much amazing content out there and it helps you to get shit done during the day or to learn a new skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuU-1PY7nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evKDowEDbek
Seriously give it a try. You will see results.
>>753281761
Not really. Employers want experience and if you picked a shit degree or one that is really popular (and thus devalued) then you're no better off for having the qualification.
There is the point that it shows you have certain skills, and can stick at something like a 3yr degree and see it through.
Stay the fuck out of law enforcement unless you want to have crippling mental/physical disorders.
>>753281507
>Just shorter, you don't need anything fancy.
Any examples?
>>753273813
what you think of is only true for very few submissive women. sure women like it when you can read them (which is crazy hard) but most women know that they are hard to read (and they try to be as hard to read as possible). however since you are a noob at this, you can ofc try to make some experiences at reading but it shouldn't be your prefered route. better go the safe way. the other path will open when you have more experience.
>>753282053
>Watch one motivational or instructional video everyday.
This, but don't binge on them, see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pADaCLqhP1E
>>753282219
nope, but then I've never been that adventurous with hairstyles. A lot of it is just down to personal preference.
Except the man bun, then you're a hipster faggot.
See a doctor early in your life and get a good checkup, neurological. I had a disorder affecting me for years and thought it was normal. It kicked into overdrive at the age of 25. 15 neurologists & kidney specialists later, Even with insurance, I'm in debt for over 175k. You could avoid huge bills in the future from a disorder you don't know you may have.
Never Ever Trust a Female , Dont Fall in Love , sluts are entitled money hungry cunts ,
USE an Abuse them
Breed them the turn kids from that degenerate filth
Always build up a Strong Mental WALL in head
Dont ever be taken as a mug /fool ,Destroy those who do this .
Get Cats love them share your Love with them
>>753282270
There are various modes of thought on this.
e.g. All women are naturally submissive and want to be dominated, even if they don't outwardly show it.
Yes in real life reading them can be hard, but it gets easier with experience, tho not perfect. Everyone's different.
Sure, that's where good communication comes in.
>>753282192
It can do, if you're not tough enough for it.
If you are, it will just harden/desensitise you to it.
If you let it get to you, then sure, it'll screw you up.
You gots to know when to hold em....know when to fold em....know when to walk away, and know when to run.
>>753280905
Made this screencap, once in a hil you find some good adivce on /adv/.
>>753276992
this is sad
go back to school man, dont keep doing shit you hate
my grandma went at 42 got a diffrent degree, and started a new career. she now makes around 400k a year
would you rather be 35 doing what you like or 35 doing what you dont like?
We are all gonna be dirt in the ground, you know, I know we all gonna be dirt in the ground. Your soul doesn't leave knowing your face or your name. We all gonna, just dirt in the ground.
1. Having money is not everything, not having it is. Money is the closest thing we have to a god on this planet. With enough money you can do almost anything within the realm of reality.
2. Women are overrated/over valued in your late teens/early twenties, make your priority your education and money.
3. Get a job that pays well, if you're not there yet, work towards that goal.
4. Life is not fair, the guy who bullied you in high school will make more money than you, have a hotter wife than you, and to top it all off, he'll live longer than you. Get over it.
5. Be nice to people and never ever get into a fight unless you feel like your life is in danger. Even if it's a simple insult, you need to learn to let small shit go. The penitentiary and the cemetery are full of people who couldn't let small shit go.
6. Do not have kids unless you are financially stable (not living paycheck to paycheck/on some form of assistance).
7. Particularly in the USA, do not commit crimes, the penal code here can fuck you up for life, especially for drug crimes and sex crimes. Have a 15 year old that wants to drain your balls? Don't do it unless you want to be on the sex offender registry for life, unable to get a job, unable to find a place to live, and unable to find anyone to marry.
7. In the age of the internet, ignorance is not an excuse. Do your best to stay educated.
8. Do not marry someone who can't spend time with you lounging around, doing nothing. If you have a woman who has to constantly be "entertained", she will grow weary of you when you're not expending all of your energy keeping her excited.
9. Whenever something bad happens, stay calm, don't panic, and have a plan to fix the situation. If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
10. Stay in shape, it's much easier to stay in shape than to get into shape.
11. Life can be tragically short, so have fun while you still can.
12. Guys who don't get rejected don't get laid.
13. Wrap it up. Herpes/HIV don't go away.
>>753283660
Tom Waits fan I see. 10/10. That song is best on his "Glitter And Doom Live" album.
>>753283708
Straight answers.
Sound advice.
>>753283708
I like this I oldfag here Respect dude
Don't do drugs.
>>753283457
Glad you liked it, happy I could help!
Do drugs.
>>753283708
All good stuff, except
>12. Guys who don't get rejected don't get laid.
Erm, what? Could you explain this a bit more clearly?
how the fuck do i get rid of my crippling depression?
pls gib wisdom
>>753281594
why are you on /b/ with a statement like
>Family is Family.
my family fucked me over since birth
>>753284387
Drugs. I suggest shrooms and a top of with weed.
Or go chemical and start using acid. Just avoid the big bad ones like crack. The mind altering ones saved my life. Shrooms is my gig.
>>753284387
Read the thread and copy down/save everything that can be applied to helping you become happier, healthier, more confident and social.
One thing you have to do, is ask yourself if you really want how you currently feel/are to continue? Or not.
Are you sick enough of it to do something about it?
If the answer is YES, it must be YES, not "yes".
Look at the confidence building info and links in the thread.
Consider proffesional help, a psychiatrist if possible, but don't take or accept anti-depressants unless it's unavoidable.
>>753282866
ye, what i wanted to say is. there is a few women who are freaking submissive they just like to be "degraded" by getting "dominated"...but all the other ones (8 out of 10) like it when men take the ropes AND do it the way they like.
>>753282192
This. My dad’s a 27 year veteran going to retire in 3 years. All his career has done is made him depressed and provided for a reasonably healthy childhood for me and my sister
>>753284705
>shrooms
I have that available, but how much is "safe" to eat?
Always been curious but afraid.
any good hobbies you guys suggest?
>>753284705
Shrooms are also really good for getting over an addiction, they reset all the ingrained pathways in your brain or something. Perfect for a fresh outlook on anything in your life that might benefit from it.
>>753285116
Will only apply to normal Cubensis but I always eat 1.5 grams and then top off with more if needed. Around 1.7 grams at most.
Gives you a really good run if you are normal.
Also suggest that you make sure nothing can ruin your flow, trust me the last thing you need is a horror movie while on shrooms... God..
Nature is a safe bet for me, just wandering the woods behind my house.
>>753284362
Rejection comes with getting laid. If you never take a chance you’ll never get laid
>>753285470
This. Tried 3.8g dried once, I was gone for a good 8-10 hours before going down to normal.
But yeah, there is a reason humans have eaten shrooms since the beginning of time, nothing makes you feel better, more open and accepted.
>>753285474
true
As far as drugs go, psychedelics are the only ones really worthwhile. Things like coke, heroin, xanax, meth and k will turn you into an emotional cripple. And the highs from those are only enjoyable for a few hours while psychedelics can lead to lifetime changes
>>753285843
Terence mckenna’s stoned ape theory basically says humans evolved from apes that ate psychedelic plants which helped with our evolution
>>753264609
This
>enter thread
>shrooms is the subject
my dudes. love you
1.1g in right now, feel it coming
>>753281800
Yes I can, I just backtraced you. You done goofed Anon.
http://www.viruscomix.com/things.html
>>753286454
>>753285470
ok so how does one get shrooms? me and my circle of friends all do weed so we have no clue in how to find them
>>753271059
Dry skin? Put lotion on your hands instead of your dick and you should be good
>>753262836
If you're a young American and you want a decent future, leave your country now.
We are told there are no better options, but there are several.
Get out now.
Things are going to get worse, and this is no place to raise a family if you want a future for your grandchildren.
Our country had a good run. But it's done. Don't be fooled into patriotism.
>>753262836
everything is chaos
everything else is just a result of the above
>>753287919
Are you still in American?
>>753265659
hypocrites often give good advice though, do as i say and not as i do and all that jazz
>>753287675
Find a farmer, you know people who sell other drugs than just weed? They most likely know someone who farms.
>>753266771
See, I've been told this, the only problem is that I have literally no interest in pursuing ugly girls.
>>753287949
I should specify, if you live in the USA you should move.
America isn't just the US.
We're leaving shortly after my wife is done with school. The company I work for has businesses elsewhere I can transfer to. I'll miss family and friends, but I can always come visit. It's no worse than living in another state, as far as travel goes.
>>753271269
so much of this
except 'straya. fuck 'straya
>>753264594
What >>753264494 means is that people with more life experience give younger people advice based on said experience. While OP wanted to ask experienced individuals to give advice to inexperienced people, >>753264494 took the comment in a literal sense.
>>753262836
if you kill yourself now you will save yourself a half a life time of failures.
>>753287675
Guarantee at least one of your friends in your circle knows someone who knows someone with psychedelics
>>753287919
>get out now
Where then? Where is better?
>>753288368
Unless you're completely alone, your suicide will ruin your family. That's what's kept me from doing it. I'll wait for my close relatives to die before I kill myself
>>753287675
ask your dealer if he knows anyone who might know anyone etc.
>>753288939
Brother killed himself, can confirm
>>753288739
Depends on who you are and what you want. We may end up in New Zealand, Or Canada (hue). However there are smaller 1st world countries that virtually are never spoken of in the US because it's not viable to give our people options of interest elsewhere. "We're the greatest in the world and that's that".
We're the greatest military power, that's that. Education, Healthcare, infrastructure, and quality of life are absurdly low in comparison. You'd be a fool to believe you don't have better options on an entire fucking planet.
The US is just one giant company. And it's getting worse the closer the people that run this company get closer to death and start to panic and make rash decisions to soak up as much monetary value as they can before they die.
Granted, that's always going to be a human issue anywhere you go but take the fall of the Roman Empire as a euphemism for what's happening now.
We grew too big too fast. Our government is actively working to shut it's citizens off from the outside world. You don't have a say.
>>753287675
Also if you're computer savy try dark net markets. Shit's like amazon for drugs
Any tips on how to study?
If she cut herself for you, call a psychologist for her leave her and tell her to get her shit together
>753266025
>God is real.
>Guess you have to die to find out.
>>753266975
or whats left of his head
>>753266975
>just regrow parts of your brain brah
>THC has been shown to blahlahlah
>hemp oil brah
>fucking mind over matter brah
Nigger this isnt final fantasy potions and magic don't into real life.
>>753289571
Do it asap. Spend at least an hour, or more per day devoted to it, as often as reasonably possible.
If you put it off, it won't magically do itself.
google helps, just look up stuff you don't understand.
Don't know how to do that? google how to.
Try to befriend others who study well/hard and discuss how they manage
>>753287675
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQBmHPn9xj44J0LUBRAv5Uw
Watch his videos on deepweb markets. Then buy shrooms there
DO NOT ever marry!
I have a few quotes
"Form follows function. Work on speed, strength, endurance and health, then your physique will show it." - Scooby
"You see what you aim at.
So be careful what you aim at." - Dr Jordan Peterson
>>753291457
>I had a fucked up relationship so everyone will
I see lonely divorced dudes like you 20 times a day at my job. You guys should just all hookup and Fuck each other to death and stop shitting up establishments.
>>753287919
>>753288238
>>753289369
Fucking commie traitor faggot. Neck yourself.
Other countries exist only because the USA allows them to. We created them all in the first place. Pussy.
>>753291457
Terrence Popp pls go
Saying sorry only helps the person saying sorry
>>753264606
damb thats good
>>753292740
>Other countries exist only because the USA allows them to
Never bang a chick who has a messy room/house/flat/apartment
Also, get free crypto currency
https://getstartedwithcrypto.wordpress.com/airdrops-and-coin-give-aways/
>>753293182
>Never bang a chick who has a messy room/house/flat/apartment
Why?
>>753262836
You are just a number, and if you gather a following you'll be able to change those numbers
>>753269698
Then enjoy fucking her and don't be available for what you don't like.
If you try to suffer through the stuff you don't like, you will eventually resent her and be extremely rude to her at some point.
It's not her fault you don't find her interesting. It's your fault for trying to spend time talking to someone who bores you.
Enjoy the sex, don't talk.
(And stop expecting any one person to give you everything you want from humanity.)
>>753293347
It's a sign of mental disorder that will impact you in a negative way. They're looking for people to drag down with them.
>>753293347
Not that anon but it's solid advice.
Those girls will give you whore sex, but they're as about as put together as their rooms.
They will leech you and leave you.
>>753265535
You have got to be a troll. This looks like every other get-rich-quick scheme. Even the website format looks like some shit you'd see from Ron Jeremy dick pills ads.
Anyone who mentions how honest they are is a crook working on screwing you blind.
In my experience, this truism has NEVER proven incorrect.
>>753293347
Bad hygiene. They don't care about themselves.
You'll get shit dick and the herp.
Men are sort of inherently messy...women are generally tidy. Speaking about both as animals.
If you meet a messy woman she's an anomaly. A bad one. Get gone.
>>753293796
That's ultimately fair.
I'm a genuinely good person IRL but I'll never outright tell anyone "I'm a good person! A nice guy!"
...And I fucking don't trust those that do.
all good advice will be rejected, because it won't fly with young people, high on nihilism, low on life experience and on a constant feeling unwarranted self-importance.
all you want is stupid advice on how to pickup useless sluts, live in the moment & get rich-quick-schemes. not actual advice on how to improve your life in the long term
>>753294192
Thank fucking god i'm not the only one who said this.
I need some advice people
>>753265863
just this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
fuck ford
get a chevy
>>753294402
don't experiment with drugs, if you end up with the wrong genetics you could end up fucking yourself up really bad. I became an alcoholic, and realized that I was predisposed to being addicted to this stuff. Your body isn't a fucking lab experiment.
tl;dr - if you abuse your body, your body will abuse you back.
>>753262836
I might have $3000 in credit card debt but it's better than $30000 in student loans
>>753266025
>anyone can do anything
>nothingless
except spelling you faggot
>>753293182
>>753293591
>>753293625
>>753293930
So you're telling me...
>meet qt, she's really nice
>we get along really well
>keep meeting, a few weeks in she wants to bang
>we go to her place
>kissing as we get in
>really horny and she's totally wet for me
>get to her room
>it's messy, clearly pretty untidy
>"Oh...."
>"Uhh.... I think I left the oven on"
>leg it out of there
>get home and block her on everything
>sit down with a sigh of relief that you nearly had sex with a chick who had a messy room but you managed to avoid it
This DOESN'T strike you as an absurdly high standard, mega fussy and neurotic?
How old are you guys?
I get that they'd totally not be long term relationship or wifey material, but to write them off over a messy home?
Sure if it was in the extreme, but a lot of girls are lazy these days (thanks feminism) Some guys like it as being a sign the chick is laid back and not got a case of OCD.
for studying for school stuff:
youre probably paying thousands for this (in burgerland)
you must have passion about your study? how? Just pretend you have to prove to the teacher you know more than him. get 100% on every exam he gets mad that he can trick everyone but you etc
I have a gf and we have been together for a year, recently i caught her talking and flirting with a dude. They have been doing this for a month, the girlfriend and i leave close and she talked to him during sex and when i visited her, the guy that she has been talking to is from the US and we both are not. She said she has talked to him since his gf broke up and she discovered that "he is actually a nice guy" also she said sorry and that she would never do this again and i dont feel like i can trust her again, she tried to get mad over me instead for looking at her phone once ( thats where i caught her) and escape the situation. Dug a little deeper and she has also sent nude pictures to him, same pictures that she sent to me and she voicechatted with him at the same time she said to me that she wasnt feeling voicechat She doesnt have any explanation for this and she said sorry alot and that she loves me. What do /b/ i need some solid advice
>tl:dr together with gf for a year, she flirted with a dude behind my back, cammed and sent nudes. What should i do?
>>753295293
i cant type for shit im tired
>>753295049
This is a good one.
If you are passionate about your subject, then making use of that will keep your momentum up.
I didn't have any passion for my subjects, and I've dropped out as a result
>>753294701
Nigger, a little amiss is fine. We're talking caked on shit in the kitchen and bathroom, mold in the toilet, clothes and shit covering the floor of her room. Like...underwear hanging on ceiling fans. Old empty liquor bottles.
THAT kind of messy.
I seent it!
>>753293054
kek
