I'm drunk and fucking bored. Make me laugh and I'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm drunk and fucking bored. Make me laugh and I'll send you some BTC, just post your address. Tits with timestamp also get some, not fill coins (maybe) but at least a few hundred, I can afford it. I wish that crazy Korean dude was on, I'd give him some money if he took Bitcoin.
sage this shit bait
>>753224266
Bump, because bored.
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>>753225374
Gotta have a timestamp.
Did you know that because of each sperm carrying 37.5mb of genetic data, a single ejaculation has an average data transfer of 1.5 petabytes?
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>>753226164
Even though I wanted a joke, you're the only one responding, I'll send you something, enjoy.
My cat begged me for food so i fucked my dog.
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Want a joke? My life is fucking pathetic and I'm so deep in debt I may kill myself. Hahahahahahahahahahbababababahababba
(Kill me)
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YOu know what gets my goat?
Goat stealers
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>>753224266
>12GZY jbyUJiXzW aSWu27V uHfbJxmf WyHL7
That's the sound of a broke college student saving for christmas
>>753227143
I giggled, sent something.
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Need new bones for my newly boneless cat
Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?
It's all over town.
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>>753227372
Part 2: electric boogaloo
>>753224266
What's the best part about fucking 22 year olds?
They're 22 you sick fuck....this works better in person
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>>753227542
Stupid, bit I laughed, I'll send it to that address you responded to.
>>753224266
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Whats the difference between an isis compound and a hospital?
Idk I'm just the pilot
>>753227657
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What do you call a person that does clothing alterations, very quickly?
Tailor Swift
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Did you know that prong your pants in the microwave, no matter how long, won't yield hot pockets? I love this one
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4Chan thinks it's spam so I put a space
Anon, I have a good story but it won't let me post it. Please help.
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Help me Daddy. I'm 30k in student debt.
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>have complete bitch of a math teacher
>everyone hates her
>she has a beagle named Bosley, we always distract her by asking her to tell us stories
>she thinks we actually care about the dog
>hah, fuck that
>one day she tells us he is sick, they don't know why
>few days later she says he ate rat poison at Thanksgiving
>he will live if eats some food and takes the antidote
>day passes
>come into class, teacher isn't there
>everyone high fiving cus we have a sub
>all suddenly collectively realize the dog must've died
>everyone stops, then keeps going because we realize we don't care
>spend the rest of class joking about digging up her dead dog and leaving it on her desk next time she acts like a cunt
>at least Mrs. Ortega isn't here
Honestly one of the best days in that class.
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Put a space to prevent spam
OP is a faggot look at my DUBS
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I kek every time
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
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Have you heard the one about the ceiling?
It's over your head.
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Why didnt MLK stand for the national anthem?
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Because MLK stands for Martin Luther King
>>753224266
>be me
>finally get a GF a month ago
>agree to meet her parents for dinner last week
>she tells me "anon, just a heads up I have two moms"
>btw my family is hardcore catholic, but im not like that at all
>dinner time rolls around
>They are the fattest, ugliest lesbos I have ever seen
>It's a very awkward dinner, I can tell they know my family is right-leaning, nobody says a thing for several minutes
>I decide to speak, my dumb ass thinking I'll break the awkward silence with a joke
>"What did one lesbian frog say to the other?"
>GF looks over at me, but im in too deep now
>"You know, we do taste like chicken!”
>silence
>GF looks mortified
>lesbos just stare at me
>I pretend to get a phone call and leave
>haven't spoken to her since
>fml why am I so autistic
plz laugh at my pain
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(cut in half due to spam filter)
>>753227904
lol
since you're drinking
the other day I thought of mixing vodka and bleach to kill myself, I call it The Last Shot
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Need money as my pappy spent all my money on fuzzy socks for masturbating
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>>753227904
You got it, I'll read the jokes but I gotta send money for tits first. Enjoy.
Whats the difference between a baby and an apple
>I don't cum on an apple before I eat it
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>>753224266
Hey, if you're for real, I'll see if my GF will let me take a pic. How can I be sure though?
OP, whered you go?
Fuck 4chan, I wouldn't been able to post my greentext sooner if not for their stupid spam filter.
>>753228360
Thanks!!!!
>>753228430
show transaction chain
or youre a faggot
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Please and thanks!
>>753228430
Also show ass, the tits are amazing
>>753228589
Nothing yet
Here’s a joke:
>What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
>Boobies!!!
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Tia
>>753228360
Did you like my story about the math teacher? You have to have a dark sense of humor.
If not, why can't the train engineer get struck by lightning? because he's not a conductor..
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>>753228421
Cool, see what you can do, just have a timestamp.
>>753228426
Still here.
>>753228430
Show some ass and I'll send some more.
>>753228623
Sending some because Nazi.
>>753227774
Thank you kind coinanon
Please help a struggling anon out, may cat is allergic to water and needs btc to survive anything helps
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>>753228946
I guess you didn't like my math teacher story then :(
>>753224266
>>753227904
Hey grill, are you a loan cause you are gaining my interest.
>>753228946
Didn't get the first one tho
hope this makes u laugh.. please help me pay off my student debts :/
Address:
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I was eating pussy the other day when all of a sudden I tasted donkey cum.
I sat right up and said to myself, "Oh, Grandma, so that's how you died!"
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>>753224266
alright...
BTC
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If OP is legit, I'll post more and take requests.
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>why anon?
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
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>>753224266
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>>753229363
Ugh.
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Forgot address. Nyerp.
Released from prison two years ago and now I manage a car wash and have turned my life around. Raising a 3 year old little girl as her mother is a deadbeat. Already have some money in BTC and equities; I'm going to make something of myself. Invested in SYF, Brk.b, SIRI, and SWPPX. Great return so far this year but looking to push it higher.
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>>753229437
And time stamp faggot
>>753224266
can you send me even the tiniest amoutn of bitcoin
i have none at all and just created my wallet (poorfag)
even $5 worth would be great :D
>>753229363 stick sharpie in pooper
>>753228906
Alternatively, try this:
>>753225374
These are great tits
>>753229459
im not op but respect to you bud
I went to the Holocaust museum last year, it was horrible, the entire thing. The whole time all I could think was, "Ah, why didn't I think of that!"
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I guess my joke wasnt funny enough... 122tuYd4pn8oLgGV9U YFMegWsE9JPAxDew
>>753229363
>>753229437
Gotta have a timestamp.
>>753229459
Jokes or tits.
>>753229574
Sending some because Red Letter Media.
>>753229162
Lol, I'll send some.
>>753229832
black chicks are on /b/ now?
>>753229772
Thanks man
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Ethereum: 0x0dEDD1a3c173c2
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>>753229852
Hard to get timestamp taking this OP but I was the first tits post
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>>753229832
Clean your bathroom, I'll pay you more if you clean it.
>>753229852
Did I ever tell you that my grandpa died in a concentration camp during WW2? He fell out of a guard tower.
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>>753224266
BTC:
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Gotta make rent, OP!
Damn 4chan posting times...
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>>753224266
What are do you think of Iota?
Here we go
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>>753224266
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Someone post proof before I show this fsggot and the rest of you my tits
>>753230243
just show us your tits anyways.
>>753229852
I'll post my thing again.
>have complete bitch of a math teacher
>everyone hates her
>she has a beagle named Bosley, we always distract her by asking her to tell us stories
>she thinks we actually care about the dog
>hah, fuck that
>one day she tells us he is sick, they don't know why
>few days later she says he ate rat poison at Thanksgiving
>he will live if eats some food and takes the antidote
>day passes
>come into class, teacher isn't there
>everyone high fiving cus we have a sub
>all suddenly collectively realize the dog must've died
>everyone stops, then keeps going because we realize we don't care
>spend the rest of class joking about digging up her dead dog and leaving it on her desk next time she acts like a cunt
>at least Mrs. Ortega isn't here
Honestly one of the best days in that class.
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>>753224266
So says to the doc, 'Help! I'm turning invisible!'
And he says, 'I'm sorry, I just can't see you right now.'
So I says, 'Doc! I'm also shrinking!'
And he says, 'Like I told you before, you're just gonna have to be a little patient.'
*hi hats*
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More old-timey humor where that came from, if you'd drop some change in my hat.
>>753224266
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>>753229852
help
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>>753224266
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How about a sad story?
A few years ago I got into Farming Simulator. Yeah, yeah, make fun of it all you want. I enjoyed it. I showed it to my dad, who got WAY into it. I setup a dedicated server for him, paid for a years worth of access, and we would play together. He was 3300 miles away and alone after my mom died so it was a fun way to keep in touch.
As time went by I ended up logging in less and less, but I'd log into Steam and see him logged into Farming Simulator, and I'd use that Dedi app to check on the progress of the farm. Usually it was just him, 1/6 players, tooling away. I'd log in every now and then and check his progress and I'd be amazed at the progress this 67 year old man made. Huge fields all tilled and properly cultivated, full livestock always fed and cleaned, always making money.
I think we know where this story is going. About 6 months ago my dad passed away, and in the chaos of the funeral arrangements from across the country, of course I didn't remember shit about Farm Simulator.
Over Thanksgiving I logged into the server because the dedicated provider was yelling at me to renew and I saw my Dad's handiwork. He had managed to buy almost every vehicle in the game, owned every field, a livestock pen filled with a hundred animals, every vehicle parked carefully, had all the structures with all the headers and attachments properly stashed. All the fields were fully ready to harvest. Everything was completely ready to go, like he was just setting it all up for me for the next time I log on. He had a few million in the bank and according to the server log, something like 850 hours of played time.
I sat and played that fucking game all weekend. I logged in tonight and kept playing it, thinking of my dad and all the work he put into it.
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I was blessed with an 8in cock and a hyper-active sex drive, but given the body of Chris Farley.
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>>753224266
What do you call a late Muslim?
9/12
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>>753230243
Usually takes about an hour for a complete transfer iirc. Any thoughts anons/OP?
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Some things shouldn't be joked about, like the Boston marathon bombing. Some lines just don't get crossed. In this case it was the finish line.
i dont need ya money!
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>>753228246
>>753230527
Mem pool is jammed up, 200k+ unconfirmed. It could take a while
Paying for my college on my own to avoid being a debt slave for life. Any little bit helps. Thank you kind anon
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>>753224266
how to you make an account to recieve bitcoins?
haven't seen anything come through - got the right wallet?
>>753230810
chainblock
>>753230848
If op doesn't then it's gone for good
>>753230848
he lied, a troll
>>753230491
Lol, sent some. My brother looks like him and he gets ass now and again, not sure how, but it's possible. I do know how, he's always drunk and funny, still a cocksucker though, whatever, nothing to do with you, enjoy.
>>753227904
If you're real you'll show those tits live at
> femanon
> cams
> com
You still here, OP?
Anon needs you!
>>753224266
Hey OP,
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medicine bottles?
To remind niggers they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Personal favorite. Wish I had tits to post but I doubt you'd like to see my hairy soyboobs.
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>>753230926
Of course he's a troll. But nobody's posted that fucking banana. There's a lesson in this.
>>753230995
If you're a kissless virgin you'll kill yourself
>>753230108
This one really didn't get you OP?
It gets me every fucking time!
Dont send your tits, save them for chaturbate
Not a single screen of transaction, OP is lying
Some kid threw an apple at me at the supermarket. That is all. Satoshi for my troubles?
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If anyone is feeling generous, please send some my way.
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((remove spaces.. thank you)
Better?
>>753231191
Screenshots aren't necessary. You can look up the current balance on any bitcoin address online.
>>753224266
What do you call a bunch of niggers buried up to their necks?
Afro-turf!
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>>753231233
where is this from
>>753231267
lol he isnt sending shit, stop being so naive
you see anyone here posting proof??
>>753231406
No BTC for the anon who posted her timestamped tits, though OP implies that he sent it. Even unconfirmed transactions show up at blockchain.info - but nothin' for hootergirl.
Anyone feeling generous and would like to help me try to get to college next year, I would greatly appreciate it.
Pic is my submission
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>>753231521
Jesus that's terrifying.
>>753231353
Sorry but I don't have the saucé
>>753227684
Dude, you fucked it up. "The best thing is there are 22 of them." Not pedo, just fixing a fucked up punchline. That worth anything?
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>>753231353
Gameshow called 'Total Blackout'
>>753224266
Worth a try I guess. I'm broke as fuck, willing to post some funny stupid shit.
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>>753231597
it's romantic
>>753231637
Yeah I know that's the punchline you stupid fuck that's the point. You don't deserve anything because you're that fucking dumb
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>>753224266
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>>753231817
At least I honestly fucked up instead of just churning out pasta.
>>753224266
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The wallet is - 16YDcwJ nLYqbhxrD3 PbcHD3MGm T7TTneNU
Bro, I tried to find something funny for ya, but this bitch blocks every fucking joke :D
>>753231521
same person, another attempt
>>753232059
Yeah you posted pasta of pasta you dumb fuck lol gtfo you dumbass
haha you dumbasses still asking for coins
he hasn't sent shit to anyone look through the thread
Now that's a spicy meatball!
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>>753231637
There's 20 of them
>you stupid fuck
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Ya know? Fuckin snickles
we all got pranked
>>753232485
Yeah, the OP replying and pretending to send got us all riled up for the mythical deliverance.
>>753224266
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I'll post some of the most esoteric memes if you give me some bits.
>>753231603
anyone else? have the source?
of this
>>753231233
?
?
>>753224266
“Yeah sure!” Rojir bounced on his little rubber
balls. Lucifer swallowed; while they had been
standing there, a pack of angry retards who had been
suddenly deprived of their free nachos and pizza had
gathered around them, beating their gimpy arms
against fists, eager to pound some ass into the ground.
“Holy shit!” Exclaimed the dildo.
“Yeah, I got this.” Lucifer grinned, and throwing
off the leprechaun shit colored knitted blanket he’d
been using as a cloak, he yanked the Ass-Fairy’s
magic wand and blasted the closest fucker in the chest
with a load of hot buckshot. “Anyone else want to
suck a load of what I’ve got!?” He shouted. “Come on,
Fuckers! Get some!”
But none of the gympy retards were eager to die,
so they all ran away like little bitches, clearing a path
to the port where the only ship Neptune hadn’t
destroyed sat waiting to be commandeered. Like the
Ass-Fairy’s boat, this too had a giant magic dick in the
bottom of it that had to be stroked to get the thing
moving, and as the boat took off into the piss-yellow
ocean, it got so hard that it almost popped the
burbling sack of babyshit and the razor-bladed dildo
had to take over for him. Lucifer grinned, reached
into the sack and smeared nacho cheese mixed with
babyshit all over his face.
>>753232485
"Durr"
I am here just to see how many of you idiots believed this shit.
Please
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>>753232617
The razor-bladed dildo was such a hot-shot pilot
with the boat and so good with the magic dick in the
bottom of it that the fucking thing shot all the way to
Cumay like a nigger with a stolen television chasing
a bucket of fried chicken inside of a watermelon.
Within seconds, Carthage was gone, the memory of it
like the aftertaste that hits you when you’ve sucked
down a gallon of runny bear shit with a drain-cleaner
chaser and suddenly you want to dance around like
a faggot and wear ugly white peoples’ skin for socks.
In fact, the razor-bladed dildo was so good with the
magic dick that the fucking boat skipped right off the
piss-yellow ocean and crashed headfirst into the cuntcave
of wayward cum-sucking dick ribbons. Being the
fucking hero and not a useless sack of babyshit or a
retarded dildo covered in razor blades, Lucifer was
the first to get to his feet again.
>>753232567
Took me a bit to type that out... get it?
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Responded to this cringe post with the following
>work as a receptionist at olive garden
>sperg walks in and stands in the corner with a stupid looking, bad tooth/gum ratio smile
>ignore him for a while, hoping he won't shoot the place up
>he begins snickering and quietly repeating the words "obi wan" and "use the force"
>finally I ask "S-sir? Can i help you?
>he turns his attention to me
>tard smile tightens around his face as he walks up
>does this child like serpentine dash dance to my counter
>breaks eye contact
>says "remember be from the phone?"
>me:I don't answer the phones sir
>him: oh. Nevermind.*turns around about to leave*
>me:did you call an order on the phone?
>him:n-no.
>*leaves*
>comes back in with older lady
>his mom, i think
>her:now get the damn food
>he walks up to the counter. Again zero eye contact.
>him:o-obi wan.
>me:odi what?
>him:OBI with a b... obi wan kenobi
>me:oh... funny.
>i hollar into the back. "order for obi wan kenobi?"
>female coworker walks it to the front
>i inform obi wan that she takes the phone orders
>obi's eyes widen
>he waves with enthusiasm and exclaims "hey remember me?"
>girl ignores him
>retreats to the back
>i hand obi his food
>his mom takes him by the hand and pulls him out the door
>female co-worker comes back out
>her:that guy was a fkin freak he kept calling me a cutie...uh three point one four or something, and then he kept saying it means pie, it means pie.
>me:weird
>her: it gets worse. then he started talking about naked, japanese, cartoons. I was like wtf? he finally made his order, and when i asked for a name he blurted out obi wan kenobi and started laughing like it was the funniest thing ever. I pointed out that the his laugh sounded kind of forced, and he just stopped in the middle of everything and paused for like 10 seconds. Then he broke the scilence by saying the force will guide me to you, and he hung up. I was pretty scared.
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I once karate chopped a bathroom tile and sliced my hand open and had to go the E.R that's about as stupid as my life gets .
>>753224266
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
pls gib btc I'm so poor
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>>753224266
What do a priest and Santa have in common?
They like to empty their sacks on kids.
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>>753224266
A man walks into a bar.
He says ow.
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lol
Worth a shot I guess
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>>753230482
Sorry for your loss.
I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE I JUST NEED A FEW BITCOIN TO UNLOCK MY BYTECOINS I WILL SHARE HALF WITH YOU
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>>753224266
Whats got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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What do you call an asian dog wagging its tail?
Happy meal
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>>753232617
>>753232824
I'll try my luck.
What separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea
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OP is a faggot that is just trying to get free memes from all of you. If you want free BTC/Satoshi try this app:
https://coinspinner.me/c/TO6P67
It's pretty decent if you can deal with apps, and from my experience is easy to just leave on the side while gaming/working/fapping/whatever the fuck you do.
A priest, a rabbi, two blondes, and a Mexican walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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>>753224266
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>>753234851
Friend here texting her boyfriend might possibly get both of us if you could send 1
>>753234923
Not sure how it’s upside down I’ll try to fix it
>>753234957
Op please help out a /b/ro in need, no money for food this paycheck and I'm running out
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Thanks Op, I owe you one
>>753235054
Lol gross. I'm pretty sure this is a dude
>>753228946
Where's my /b/itcoins op I showes tits
>>753233854
>>753235054
Ewww.
>>753235235
Dude, both of these are guys, what in the fuck?
>>753235528
Thought it’d make you laugh bro. A for effort?
>>753229832
>>753230057
>>753231267
Where the btc at tho
Tits and timestamp!
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Here is a good meme for you my dude.
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>>753235875
Top kek
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>>753235528
No before stoopid
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>>753235875
I’d hit it. With a Gillette razor
OP I'm legit about to lose my house help a brother out
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Pls op
>>753235875
Is that a KISS ACE FREHLEY autograph in the background. +1. Also nine tits man
>>753236479
nine tits man?
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>753236479
WTF op. I was the original man with the tits and time stamp. Gotta count for something. You didn’t specify
>>753236527
The man SAID he's drunk.
>>753235875
Kiss, Harley Davidson shirt, hairy man-tits. Someone get this real man some bitcoin.
>>753236577
>>753236479
no op bro
>>753236811
I think OP abandoned thread
>>753224266
do you know why divers roll backwards? Cause if they rolled forwards, they'd still be in the boat
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theres a space cause 4chin says spam
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Straight to the point, I'm poor af, I wanna buy me some tools so I can get a decent job as mechanic
close enough, amirite.
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>>753230018
You can wax your asshole but can't timestamp it?
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i ain't funny and i'm korean help me out for my debt?
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>>753228242
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wow nice address
if I get trips in 3 attempts send me a coin
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>>753237788
attempt 2
>>753237816
fuck, attempt 3
>>753237847
rip I'm shit at this
>>753224266
ETH:
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>>753237874
This is how you do it
Every night I work I poop in the top of the toilets, I'm a midnight janitor at an aquatic park.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? Ones fun to jump one, and one is a trampoline.
System thinks my post is spam so I had to split the code in half, just combine it
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