Roast me /b/
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Roast me /b/
Ugly fat bad hair four eyes
You would actually look really hot if you shed off the weight and took better care of your skin.
Wow cut your hair you fucking fag. You look like a potato soccer mom.
>>753208044
>>753208076
not op, but you two suck at roasting.
>>753207957
We don’t really need to roast you.
>>753207957
Lose some weight man, you've got good facial structure under there. Hair is good. Shave.
SJW cuck
>>753207957
Didn't know Rosie O'Donnell trolled /b
Clearly the real person who posted this is to insecure about their own life they decide to take out on others like this guy in the photo. Get a life.
>>753207957
Best I could do.
>>753207957
David Hasselhoff looking motherfucker
>>753208561
too*
>>753208561
t. another ugly faggot
>>753207957
prove its you? like, what the fuck?
>>753207957
Ugly Freckle-Faced, Pimple-marked, four-eyed, long-haired, not-knowing-if-you're-a-hipster-or-a-hippy, having, Nipple Clamp Loving, Buttplug up the ass lookin', No personality-having manchild ass.
I'd rather salt you and hang you from a hook.age you twenty years like prosuitto
Do you like eating people alive?
Vore faggot.
>>753208628
lel
I loled
>>753208776
Yes, i like vore and chicken tendies
>>753208632
Not By a Long shot.
Wow kill yourself and wank off to vore.
Fat fuck go kill yourself
>>753207957
If we did, you'd have a lot of crackle.
>>753208875
Enjoy your fuckin', tendies, Pop Tarts and sugary cereals, Try some more soy and come back and get roasted again fam.
Is your skin made out of porn rinds?
>>753207957
Dis nigga rollin tumblr like "ohmergerd trigggerddddd"
Physical embodiment of the tendies greentexts
>>753207957
Too risky roasting someone like you mate. Could start a fat fire.
>>753207957
Ol' Vore-fanboy lookin' ass.... Ol' MY LITTLE PONY BRONY lookin' ass. Ol' HURRRRRRRRDURRRRRRRR lookin' ass.
Kill yourself faggots
I see nothing wrong. You've got the broad face of a brewer.
>>753209167
no u
fucking Soiboi lookin' ass
>>753207957
Ol' MYLADY lookin' ass over here. We got ol' I GOT A FURRY WAIFU lookin' ass.
>>753207957
I thought rocky dennis died
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tison/
Wow Raldy, get a fucking life. Dumbass nigger.
>>753209449
NEVER TRY TO DO MJ AGAIN, YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN.
https://www.patreon.com/tison This soyboy earns nothing on patreon.
>>753209502
Found the Leaker!
tisonrockit
>>753207957
We don't need to, your picture already does that for you
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8528290/
This guy ragequit posting Vore!!
Fucking Vorefags, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>753207957
soooooo, what are you transgendering to?
>>753207957
Jaw line like mother funkin' boo berry.
Your chin looks like it weighs more than my entire family combined
>>753209895
Who are YOU anyway? Vice is DMing WHO?
>>753210076
I'll just say this, an asian splicer.
>>753207957
9/11
>>753210126
Oh, Hey, Eight.
>>753207957
The face you make when mom makes you a chicken nuggie sandwich just the way you like it.
The face you make when you know thats the only thing you eat even though your slightly border of the lack of variety but you come to grips with your stubborn retard diet.
The face you make when you realize your life is the same every day even though your too scared to change it. Even for the better. You make that face because you are content with your complacency.
The face you make when you are roasted by your own thoughts so you want to make a face for more people to shit on you.
That face. Your face. The face of yesterday the face of today and face of a nation. The face of the world. You faggot.
You look like Jonah Hill’s autistic brother that got into screamo
>>753210285
Bump for this
>>753207957
The only thing your parents want for christmas is to be able to write your obituary.
>>753207957
You look like a discount Andy Milonakis
Mmmm
>>753210644
Fucking ugly ass spic
you look like if fabio and a pile of shit had a baby, and then that shit gained a lot of wait from post partum depreshun and really let itself go, and then if the piece of shit walked into highway traffic and got hit by a truck full of farm animal carcasses and then exploded.
>>753207957
I prefer my potatoes mashed not roasted. Even then I'd rather murder my entire family than touch that greasy, grimy, pimply mess that you call your face
What's with overweight men having long hair? I've yet to see a fat guy with short hair, it's always like in op
>>753210916
>>753210528
harsh...
>>753209605
Remind us again why the fuck your chatroom even fucking exists, because it's certainly not for people who care about TCR. You fuckers are not just a cancer for us, but for the entire god damn community. The community reaches a hand out to you (with a rubber glove on it) to try to just let the chatrooms coexist, but instead you bite the hand that feeds you and go out trying to dox people and get people thrown out of the Inner Circle just for the sake of starting drama. I sincerely hope the worst happens to that short bus of a chatroom that you call (((official)))
>>753212169
Again who are you?
>>753212218
Does it fucking matter?
send thread to /trash/ when?
>>753212169
You people over at the fucking TCR Shortbus are either too retarded, blind or stupid to understand that there's people over there doxing other people too. Yet you only focus on US because there's always gotta be a face or a heel. And you fuckers were supposed to have had a Truce to avoid all this doxing bullshit but now you've got a person posting things about certain people that "he won't be responsible for doxing". Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw fucking stones.
>>753212291
Yes it fucking matters or you have no validation here.
>>753212427
Well I'm not the tard that can't get it through their thick fucking skull that Prankie doesn't just dox people for the hell of it, now am I, Mr. Vargas?
>>753212458
Believe what I say or don't, that's up to you to decide
>>753212579
Also not to mention that your cunt of a girlfriend tried to call Tison a pedo again to Ghost before Prankie said that, so really your retarded asses broke said truce
>>753212427
Ms. Shelby Watkins posted OP's pic related's FA account on Gab before the fake ass doxing threat.
Dumbass
>>753212169
a daily reminder this is what goes on in your chat
fuck off you autistic waffle
>>753207957
you should work on getting a third chin..
>>753212835
>using Discord
idk who's more autistic, you or OP
>>753212758
Shelby posted it AFTER the Gab.
>>753212754
stay salty, historical revisionist
>>753212835
Nice guess, but no
>>753207957
I dont need to. Live already has.
>>753212754
>Guy has girl under 18 in his chat
>She is a fucked up little girl, likes gore and shit like this
>He's banned her and keeps bringing her back.
I don't know who's worse, the Pedophilic Admin or The Triggered Warrior.
>>753213059
>Has a fetish
>Automatically makes them a pedo
Way to take from Barry Stiller's book...
>>753213059
>lying about her abusing animals
You are no better than she is
>>753213181
>sends nude pic to underage girl
>not a pedo
>>753213199
>posts fluffy abuse
>not abusing animals
>>753213259
>fluffies are animals
>>>/trash/
>>753207957
you look like sam hyde without his white trash beard. you're sam hyde without the white trash beard, aren't you?
>>75321322
Okay that is bullshit. Now you're making shit up
>>753213353
>posting pictures of fictional animals with forks jammed in their eyes is not sick
>drawing you gouging someone's eyes out because they leaked shit from your chat is not sick
best logic, 10/10, would do again
>>753213375
Which part is made up? Care to point it out?
>>753213375
just because he deleted the posts doesn't mean it's fake, faggot
>>753213466
That he was sending nudes to underage girls. Seriously, what makes you think it's okay to fake something like that?
>>753207957
crine
>>753213585
she directly told us he did that
once again, deleting the posts does not make it fake, but hey, all's fair when you're drunk right
roast me
>>753213520
>Asexual
>Sends nudes to underage girls
>>753213434
>implying im madwarrior
>>753213658
>asexual
>shoves anything and everything in his urethra and frequently posts dickpics
>>753213785
>implying i called you madwarrior
>>753213856
>drawing you gouging someone's eyes out because they leaked shit from your chat is not sick
You kinda implied it fucktard
>>753213902
i'm giving examples, tard fucker
>>753213809
You went from talking about Tison to talking about Prankie. Jesus christ you're a fucking tard. It's just like when Trumping tried to claim he was not the leaker after confessing to it. A+ smarts on display folks
You look like the Amazing Atheist's vegan brony brother
>>753213976
all you tards just blend into the crowd fam
it's hard to pick out who's who considering you're all sick fucking degenerates who like shit like vore
>>753207957
You look like a coconut
>>753207957
Fat jim morrison
Jim "more please"isson
Singer of (cant fit through) the doors
>>753207957
You look like the human version of bubble bass
EVERYONE IN THIS TRASH TCR COMMUNITY IS A FUCKING TARD
YOU FUCKING "TROLL" A FAKE ASS ACTOR ON A RADIO SHOW
JUST. FUCK. OFF. MY. BOARD. ALREADY.
>>753214051
No, it's pretty easy to distinguish someone who has one fetish and doesn't post nudes from someone who has every fetish in the book and posts nudes everywhere. I'm pretty sure someone of the likes of Dr. Bristle could tell the difference
>>753208067
real tragedy
>>753214236
>tison only has one fetish
*ahem* no sweetie
https://www.deviantart.com/journal/RPs-That-I-Do-Maybe-Do-Don-t-563338140
>>753214235
>Unironically defending /b/
kys
>>753214235
Whose board is it again??
>>753214235
Take that and add in the fact that the lot who started this thread only stay in the community for the sake of starting pointless drama
>>753214310
Post some more NICE STOWIES why don't cha?
>>753214372
You too, more NICE STOWIES, fam
>>753214372
>guy posts that he's gonna dox raldy
>YOU'RE THE ONES ONLY HERE FOR DRAMA REEEEEEEEEEE
>>753214434
yeah ok
>>753214310
i fap to that stuff too
>>753214235
Fucking this....get the fuck off our board you aspie tards. take your petty drama shit to plebbit or tumblr.
>>753214445
Number of successful trolls or credible serious callers from your chat: 0
Look at these curvs
>>753214552
>Doxing people for the sake of maybe pizzabombing at the very least, perhaps swatting at best
Yeah no, that's not petty drama at all!
all good threads devolve into coconut chan
>>753214588
daily reminder we got the first shoutout cans of th comeback, faggot
mandalay bay bullet buffet
what the fuck kind of name is tison rockit
>>753214235
Have some makeup advice from a coconut
hehehe fat han solo
>>753214670
>Making mountains out of anthills again
Stay classy, mate
>>753214692
No, that was Tycho or whatever his name is, a member of OUR chat, you fucking idiot
>>753214738
>doxing people is anthills now
>>753214797
we had it first you autists, look back in our chat logs, you obviously have tards feeding you everything
how many times did your ugly drunk mother throw you into the wall?
>>753214670
Lel faggot. kys no one cares about your fucking doxing.
>>753214799
>Implying that we were the ones to dox you
>>753214647
>>753214799
>says the ones that dropped Tison's dox that got deleted
My coconut
www twitch.tv tisonrockit
>>753214921
you drew first, faggots
>>753214956
>empty threats
>>753214924
That's a sexy coconut.
Do you have more?
a friendly reminder
steamcommunity com tisonrockit
All natural curvs
>>753214956
Um, no sweetie gab.ai/nicestowiesbyellie/posts/15588651
Hey guys what's going on in this threa- oh holy jesus guys.
>>753215002
Yes father
>>753215224
>implying that screencap didn't come first
>>753215031
>Not recognizing satire posts
Stay classy, ya freaking tards
>>753215250
You are blessed, coconutian.
I like 'em young
>>753215332
>doxing is satire and a joke now
pot meet kettle btw
>>753215224
Um No, your fucking self.
That shit was posted at maybe 10:00pm.
Prankie's was posted at 5:03pm that same day.
Learn your shit fam.
DOX PROCESSING
>>753215378
Nice and green just the way I like 'em
>>753215282
>Implying that you actually take Prankie's threats seriously
>>753215459
please, keep defending what was celtic's right hand man in troll war 3
got anymore sexy coconuts
Welcome to coconut city
Twins are hot
>>753215459
>Implying there wasn't a guy in this community who made his own Radio Show and ended up being PIZZABOMBED ON FUCKING BROADCAST.
And you wonder why the fuck people take it so serious.
Unedited coconut
>>753215537
It's honestly hilarious how scared you tards are of some drunk guy in Canada who likes to wave his dick around
>>753215577
Check't and saved
>>753215621
said drunk guy likely doxed several people in this community 5 years ago and is continuing to do so
Ya'll niggas are dumb.
I like 'em bare
psst mods are asleep
post greens
Coconuts?
>>753215708
>Automatically assuming it's Prankie because of "muh troll war"
>>753215621
Oi, Shithead!!! Read this one.
>>753215580
I believe I owe (You) a reply.
Bet you never ain't seen a green like this
>>753215729
You know who you are :^)
>>753215816
it's (((pure coincidence))) that he makes "joking" posts about doxing and the doxes come from your chat
>>753215801
l-lewd
>>753215729
>Dat file name
erect.penis
>>753215869
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, believe what you want to
>Look at the coconut
>>753215950
and excuse what you want to my man, you will regret it at some point
>>753215729
There's some good coconuts in this thread boys
https://soundcloud.com/stopfalling/allstar
the power of coconut compels you niggers
>>753216053
Literally came buckets
I burned niggers on my coconuts.
>>753216030
O rly? The only person in there that can do shit is Shelby, and even she can't do shit without a name to go by
>>753216127
And bring that fucking waffle with ya.
>>753216195
Fuck off with the gore. We don't hurt coconuts here.
>>753216224
>Implying I'd share a server with any of you tards
lol
>>753216127
you really like drama you nigger gtfo
>>753216266
Bitch, I can hurt any coconut I want.
>>753207957
you look just like everyone on /b/
boom roasted
https://discord gg/Mum38w
>tfw a coconut will never fall on your head
https://discord gg/bdMnJy5
resolve your bullshit drama up here.
I would fuck this coconut
>>753216425
>>753216504
join already you fucking aspies, debate us
>>753216503
Watchout! The post below is about to be hit on the head with a coconut!
>>753216425
>implying we'd join your shit server
kek
>>753216619
You just got bonked on the head with a coconut!
Does this count?
>>753216619
>someone finally made an edit with a damn
congratulations, you've evolved past photoshopping me on lame shit
and if you don't want to negotiate, well... like prankie said, we're not liable
>>753216664
Post pictures of coconuts. The greener the better.
>>753216694
>Implying the photoshop of you in a dress that you begged for us to delete wasn't worth a damn
look at these guys
>>753216834
>begged
more like forced because you surrendered in the span of a day
>>753216851
Holy SHIT please post more
>>753216929
>Surrendered
Unlike you pricks, we were nice enough to just put it in our archives and hope to um idk, stop this drama and just focus on TCR. But no, you damn tards just HAD to come back after us and the Inner Circle BTFO's at least half of the server's asses
>>753217251
>we had to come at you
>prankie talks about doxing raldy
um no sweetie
>>753217060
Here you go
>>753207957
Like on a stick?
>>753217303
Learn English before you try to twist words, retard
>>753207957
Robert Z'Dar?
>>753217251
>TCR
Are ya'll niggas really just arguing over a fucking car racing series?
I like it.
r u horny?
Amazed this hasn't been posted yet...
>>753217446
point out what was grammatically incorrect, jerkdick
>>753217684
"But no, you damn tards just HAD to come back after us and the Inner Circle BTFO's at least half of the server's asses"
>>753217684
100% sure you stopped reading at "us"
>>753217740
>posting what the other person posted and not me
>>753217642
Top shelf kek where grandma keeps the kekies
>"Official" TCR discord chat
> Spends all their time crying about some autist who hasn't done crap to them.
>>753218230
>hasn't done crap
>>753218348
>Implying they have done anything real to merit a doxing war
You know what we will give you the time of day. post the server invite and we will hop in.
>>753218470
it won't get uglier if you debate us, autists
>>753218508
cmon in baby
https://discord gg/BxAffm
>>753218518
>Implying a debate would solve anything
Lemme guess, you try to offer another (((peace))) that gets spat all over
>>753218613
by people who post "empty doxing threats"
>>753218613
it only got "spat all over" because your resident autist talked about doxing
>>753218588
i'm waiting
>>753218670
Where exactly? All I see is Prankie (((implying))) that he'd do something to Raldy and him saying he'd get Ghost's info; never did he say he himself would dox either of them
Jesus christ anon, I can smell the 25 day old doritos dust just by looking at you.
>>753207957
Neckbeard minus the beard.
