W-welcome to General Help with Alice3D!
If you n-need a kind word, some encouragement, h-help planning, or advanced aid with neuropsychopharmacological issues, I'm r-right here for you!
Don't suffer in silence, Anonymous!
>>753207157
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZXZpy9JJSA
>>753207157
Help me get between those thighs~
Hi Alice<3
>>753207302
H-hey there <4 H-how are you?
>>753207331
I'm doing great! How are you?
>>753207302
Excuse me Anon, thigh quips are my area
how 2 not be suicidal
You've got some cutter bitch showing her tits and pussy off grabbing all the attention around here. Step up to that plate or fuck off.
I wanna draw something for somebody in this thread! What do!
>>753207453
draw a depiction of your most recent sex dream
>>753207157
>pharmacological issues
why not. do you know of an effective adjunct therapy for ADD that works well with MPH? higher doses of MPH are harsh and the rebound is severe.
>>753207399
C-can you tell me more, Anonymous?
I'm h-here to help you, but I c-can't do that without a l-lot more information.
>>753207391
C-can't complain!
>>753207433
I'm n-not interested in attention
>>753207475
yes this
>>753207453
you and alice riding on a clifford the big red dog sized nano
>>753207550
>I'm n-not interested in attention
Well fuck, I've heard some bullshit in my time but DAMN!
Hey, Alice. I love you.
>>753207157
Today is my birthday, Alice.
>>753207453
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1K2GK1oH2Tb
>>753207504
>MPH
Ritalin or a specific RC? There are a few RC's with similar names, just want to make sure.
If it's Ritalin, I would suggest the ECA stack: Ephedrine, Aspirin, and Caffeine. Caffeine on its own is effective against ADHD, with ephedrine also exhibiting a good deal of improvement in focus, and asprin works to increase the duration of the effect.
As always, consult your doctor before taking supplements!
>>753207157
show me your butt
>>753207617
S-sorry, it's the truth. I h-hate attention.
>>753207635
Love you too <4
>>753207651
Oh m-my! Do you have me on steam? I'll b-buy you a birthday gift <4
>>753207393
You're silly to be so sure~
>>753207550
I'm sure there's something I can do to make things better on ya, I'm just not that good at reading people online and don't know what it is..
>>753207550
Don't know if you remember me from last night but I tried to kill myself last night by taking the rest of my painkillers. Unfortunately I didn't die but I got really fucked up. Not sure if I talked to God or the Devil but either way I made a deal with them that I tried to continue living.
Hi Alice. It's a hard night.
>>753207651
>>753207774
Try harder you useless sack of semen.
>>753207157
Wow you look great today!
>>753207723
*patpat* D-don't worry. I'm quite well!
>>753207709
No. Look in the archive.
>>753207774
Oh d-dear....that's awful. W-what sort of painkillers did you take?
It's very fortunate you didn't die: I really hope you didn't damage your liver, doing something so dangerous!
>>753207779
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* W-why so hard?
>>753207884
Thank y-you, but I know I'm s-simply average dear <4 N-no reason to lie to make m-me feel better!
>>753207723
But I'm right, and that's what matters
>>753207913
Tramadol. Not gonna lie though last night was great because of it.
Im a 26yo NEET not by choice tho, suffering fairly badly from anxiety and nonstop depression and have been clean from drugs for over 4 years now. But yet i cant manage ro even be out in public or do simple tasks like getting a job or anything remotely positive. Iv lost a good chunck of my life and feel like im gonna end up mentally insane and homeless, proper terrified of the future! Im too weak for the planet. Also too weak to kill myseld even tho im bombared with suicidal thoughts daily i just wish i could find some sort of balanced mind to be a productive happy functioning human being =( somebody come over and drink honey tea with me. Therapy and medication has failed me also =(
>>753207913
Wowww
you offer help then don't provide it at all.
Useless.
>>753207884
She looks the same way she does everyday. Like some kind of skeleton woman.
>>753207971
W-well, at least you didn't harm your liver.
Why did you do that, Anonymous?
>>753207719
I do, but that's okay. I don't need any gift ^^
>>753207850
Thank you famalam
Panic attack/ depression hitting strong tonight.
>>753207719
When are you going to show your disappointing tits, or are you here because your own mental issues cause you to continuously shitpost on the shittiest of shitposting chinese cartoon boards?
>>753207682
>Ephedrine, Aspirin, and Caffeine
this is more of a bodybuilding meme afaik. i've actually tried ephedrine and don't like the effect. subjectively it feels similar to caffeine and modafinil. wakefulness is really more of a side effect i'd like to avoid rather than a desirable effect.
>>753207157
Oi, this faggot again.
>>753208001
*shrugs* I c-can only match what I am given <4
>>753207982
W-what therapy and medication have you taken?
>>753207157
show us your fuckin tits
>>753208002
>woman.
>>753207157
Hey Alice!
First time checking in. My marriage fell apart, and while I'm very angry at her for what she put me through/how she took advantage of me, I find myself at peace more often then not. I've made some bad choices recently with sleeping around and drinking a lot. What should I do? Do I face my anger head on or do I just let myself heal? Have any advice for this situation?
>>753207157
I'm starting a new job soon as a long haul trucker, it's not a guarantee and I'm leaving a job I like to do it, so I'm a bit nervous.
>>753208007
S-silly! It's m-my honor.
>>753208017
*wraps her arms tight around you* Deep breaths. Four seconds in, four seconds hold, four seconds letting out, four seconds hold. Repeat until you calm down. It takes time, but does wonders for panic attacks.
>>753208018
N-neither <4
>>753208004
Been depressed because my fiance broke up with me and then 2 days after reconnecting with my best friend my sister decided she doesn't want us being friends and told her I thought she was easy and we haven't talked since then.
Give me one reason not to post a picture of a sad dog
>>753208183
I will probably cry tbh I love dogs
>>753208024
It's n-not a meme: we actually made amphetamines in an attempt to replicate ephedrines effects. And ritalin is an amphetamine-like: the other drug used to treat ADHD is adderall, which is literally amphetamine.
B-but if you don't like the effect, that's too bad...l-let me think for a moment.
>>753208029
Every n-night!
>>753208146
Why is your sister so involved in your relationships?
>>753208183
why post sad dogs when you can post happy dogs?
>>753208249
don't forget nonstimulants.
>>753208257
Because she's a bitch who thinks everything needs to be about her and what she wants
>>753208138
The panic attack was an hour ago, I'm fine with that now. It just left me really sad.
>>753208068
No t-thank you.
>>753208088
*blinks* If you f-find yourself at peace, t-then what anger issues are you t-talking about?
>>753208136
Oh m-my! Why are you l-leaving your job then?
>>753208183
Uhm. B-because it'll make me sad.
>>753208146
T-that sounds pretty bad, b-but certainly not worth ending your life over d-dear....
>>753207719
Hi Alice! Did you get that email last night?
I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant day. I've been in reasonably high spirits the past few days, and it's a nice feeling. I think the dreariness of November is draining and winter isn't so bad once it actually gets here. How's your head tonight?
>>753208060
CBT, and a large range of anti-depressants that had a very bad impact on me and put me into a worst state then any other drug iv ever, and a large range of antianxietys which helped me tremendously, but they wont give them to long term cause of my past addictions. Also rispodrone? Risperdrol? Antipsychotics which worked for a little bit but once they upped the dosage i started getting negative effects and quit taking them
>>753208344
Why don't you tell your friend that?
Alice, this is the first time I'm not late to the party. Help me, I live in Australia and there's no one here to date or be friends with.
>>753207913
Hmm well okayy
Do you think we could meet sometime? I wouldn't be able to for a while but maybe sometime in the future
>>753207920
If that's what help you sleep at night!
>>753208333
*tilts her head* W-what non-stimulant is a good treatment for ADHD? Antidepressants?
Strattera might be a good thing to look into, but I don't think the evidence is particularly strong....
>>753208369
*patpat* W-well that's good at least...s-sorry
>>753208411
Trust me I've been trying. I've tried texting and calling her and haven't gotten any response.
>>753208138
>Count to four - inhale.. count to four- exhale
Have you played Wolfenstein Alice? Did you like it?
faggot man general
Here you go!
>>753208375
>>753208136
I like my job, and I like my coworkers. I even consider many of them friends, but minimum wage doesn't let me get ahead in life. As a long haul trucker in training I'll be making twice what I do now, and once I'm fully certified, 3-4 times more.
>>753208465
What's wrong with the people of Australia?
>>753208249
>And ritalin is an amphetamine-like: the other drug used to treat ADHD is adderall, which is literally amphetamine.
as i understand, their modes of action aren't exactly the same. amphetamine and ritalin feel very different imo.
>>753208480
Strattera works pretty well in some cases. just sayin'.
>>753208375
I don't think you understand. My friends are the only reason I ever even give my chance to survive instead of just slitting my throat or shooting myself in the head.
>>753208088
>>753208375
I'm at peace with the ending of almost a decade long relationship, but I'm angry that I let myself get taken advantage of. I've moved to acceptance, but I can't help shake feeling bitter. I move from cool with it to angry, then back to cool with it in a heartbeat. I'll have a trigger and just lose myself. Does that make any sense?
>>753208387
I d-did! I haven't replied t-to my emails yet though, I'll d-do so later tonight. S-sorry!
It feels a lot less painful at least....
>>753208401
I n-need specifics on those antidepressants and anti anxieties dear. I assume you are refering to benzos with the anti anxieties; have you tried beta blockers?
>>753208465
W-well yeah, isn't it 90% roos?
>>753208492
All you can do is keep trying.
Also, maybe consider removing your sister as a presence in your life, if possible.
>>753208517
Can you try to draw a depiction of the word "mediocre"
Thanks.
Alice do you use erowid at all for researching drugs?
>>753208517
Nice
>>753208670
dude I love you so much
>>753208670
We live together and they go to school together. She has more chances to ruin our friendship than I have of fixing it.
>>753208598
You understand that isn't a healthy way to live, right?
Hey, my right thumb and some of my other fingers can't be cracked, anything to worry ?
>>753208517
What a fucking retarded shit
>>753208468
I d-don't meet, sorry <4
>>753208511
T-the old one was great!
>>753208515
S-sorry, biological female here <4
>>753208569
Ah I s-see. Well, tell me if you m-make it in and I'll b-buy you an XM radio f-for those long trips <4
>>753208586
They are NEARLY identical; I t-think the main difference is really the amount of serotonin that they end up releasing or redumping into the synapse. That's probably why they feel different.
>>753208598
S-so fuck your sister, go with your friend! Seems easy enough!
>>753208768
You liar.
>>753208670
love you anon
>>753208517
I don't know which is more lucky here
I dunno if I'd rather spank Alice booty or get spanked by Reimu
>>753208750
I could draw you a mirror Anonymous, but it wouldn't actually reflect your face. It'd be cool if I could though!
>>753208834
you don't know me
>>753208812
Look here V
>>753208492
>>753208772
>We live together
Is there anything you can do about that?
ALICE
BUTTCOINS
>>753208239
>>753208286
>>753208375
Everytime you leave the house he’s left wondering what he did so wrong that causes his best friend to leave, he’s saddened by the fact that you made him feel so worthless that you left him alone, cold and sad.
>>753208812
til Alice is down with incest
>>753208812
Lol, that's okay, you don't have to buy me anything. I've made some smart decisions financially so I'm doing alright, it's just if this job doesn't pan out it leaves me in a precarious situation. I don't expect to fail, but nonetheless I can't help but think about all the ways it could go wrong. Just gotta try to stay positive.
>>753208812
I'm gonna do my best to get you to like me before my birthday and get you to! You'll see :3
Posted pictures of a bunch of female friends on a porn forum for people to Photoshop into fake porn. Also have gay fantasy of being gangbanged and posted pictures in a WWYD thread where I wrote things about rape above their pictures in response to the posts above mine. They found out somehow and accused me of threatening to rape them and I got charged with a bunch of stuff. I didn't threaten anyone. What I wrote about rape wasn't even directed at the people whose pictures I posted and I think they knew that which is why so many of them lied to the police. One of them claimed that I wrote her a letter when she was living in England but she didn't respond because we were never friends. She responded and I kept the letter and gave it to my lawyer who laughed. I have another letter from her too that she wrote for me when I was hospital in 2013. Caught so many of them in lies but it's not going to trial because I am in mental health court. All charges get dropped in June assuming I follow court orders. Today is the 1 year anniversary of them finding out and I'm still really sad about ruining my friendship with one of them. Literally all the disgusting things I wrote were directed towards myself as a reflection of my own gay fantasy. I miss Ashley so much.
>>753208586
>amphetamine and ritalin feel very different imo.
to expand on this, ritalin gave me a sense of urgency and salience that adderall doesn't quite match.
>>753208867
You liar.
>>753208904
It's literally impossible for people to love me, therefore I don't need to know you.
>>753208633
*nodnod* Yeah. That makes sense.
There's a line I like that sounds a lot like that: "I should be moving on, but I still feel the same".
The important thing to remember is that it's OKAY to be angry. It's OKAY to feel bad about this. But you also need to move past it, eventually. Let it hurt, but know that hurt should (and will!) end.
As the relationship was so long, I would recommend also talking to a counciler or therapist about it. You are free to also email me at [email protected] if you just want to talk about it, vent a little.
Don't let it consume you. Let it hurt, but don't let your emotions rule you. That's the advice I was given when I was in a similar situation, and it's served me well.
>>753208924
No not at the moment.
>>753208649
So befriend the roos? One kicked my dog
>>753209021
can you post your contact info sheet again?
>>753208883
It's funny because I wanted to see what the word mediocrity means to you. To me it means myself. So.. I guess you were spot on.
>>753207157
Hey Alice, how are you? I am a semi funtioning heroin addict, currently on methadone maintenance. My question is to get off the methadone should i try ibogaine a strong hallucinogen, or medically assisted detox, whete you go under anesthesia, and deal with the worst withdrawels while you are out. Then they give you a bunch of other drugs to help you over the next month.
So, my queztion is, should i try the more spiritual method with Ibogaine, which has a prettygood track record, or the medically assisted route? Neither are cheap, and i doubt you know much if anything about either, but am still interested in others opinions.
>>753208812
>They are NEARLY identical; I t-think the main difference is really the amount of serotonin that they end up releasing or redumping into the synapse. That's probably why they feel differen
see
>>753209007
adderall just makes me too content. i don't like it.
>>753209049
Moonbitch
>>753209049
go kick its ass and stop being a moonbitch then. assert your goddamn dominance over the roos
>>753208754
N-not beyond treating them as case studies.
>>753208772
S-so tell your friend that, and w-work together to beat her.
>>753208782
Nope! J-just a lack of pressure from dissolved gases! Nothing t-to worry about!
>>753208965
N-not like that!
>>753209021
Thank you Alice. I will likely drop you a line tomorrow. I appreciate your service to the community. I'm going to read a book and try to relax a little. Have a good night.
>>753209029
Well, that can be something of a goal for you.
Getting away from your bitch of a sister.
>>753208993
B-but I already like you <4
>>753208984
It's always s-scary to be in a position where you are uncertain Anonymous. B-but you can do it! I b-believe in you!
So believe in yourself, okay <4
>>753209119
Again. Please read this one. V
>>753208492
>>753209119
Thanks alice, have a good night.
>>753209067
Aww, I'm sorry. I thought you were making a subtle jab at me so I fired back! Friendly fire, oh no! I'm sure there's something you're not mediocre at, though.
>>753208995
Sounds like you fucked yourself pretty hard. Don't post pictures of your friends to porn forums in the future and try to do better as a person moving forward.
>>753208995
T-that's....that's rough Anonymous. Bring it in, come here, bro hug. *opens her arms*
>>753208649
Less painful's a step in the right direction anyway! Do you get enough magnesium? A deficiency can manifest in all sorts of unpleasant ways.
>>753208517
Ugly as y-your ass
Dissapointed.
>>753207157
Is someone taking these pictures for you or do you have a camera set up?
>>753209013
I l-love you <4
>>753209049
Oh d-dear! Is your dog okay?!
>>753209062
S-soon, I'm struggling t-to keep up righ tnow <4
>>753209072
Oh, i also have some underlying mental issues, abd opiates are a great balm for them. Although i do have to take other prescriptions as well.
>>753209119
Ah okay, that's how I've been looking over that site as too. Interesting stuff on there
>>753209184
You do? You probably don't even know who I am! ;-;
Even if you do though, I'll get you to like like me
>>753207157
Alice i just wanna say i have seen your threads alot in the past and you are truly a inspiration to me. Like seriously you cheer me up alot. You should start a youtube channel
aight later ma'am I'm gonna watch Stranger Things for the ninth time
>>753209072
ibogaine has several very harmful effects which can lead to death even in controlled situations, and it failed to prove beneficial in large scale studies.
Stick to the actual medicine dear.
>>753209280
Do you not see the reflection of the tripod in the stove door?
Step it up senpai
>>753207157
Dumb bitch you don't help anyone you just make ppl feel bad.
Yeah yeah i now your claim to have but you didn't you just lie
>>753209297
>I l-love you <4
Sure you do.
If you guys need to contact me for any reason:
email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube: CeltyPlays
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Are people falling for this fake thread...?
>>753209426
she helped me, m8
>>753209426
Why so full of vitriol anon?
>>753209267
You're terrible at this, please stop trying.
>>753207157
How’s the hormone treatment going Faggot?
>>753209258
not really
Alice you are so cute!
>>753209165
You t-too lover.
>>753208995
Nominated for best post of the thread.
What the actual fuck though, dude. Good luck in court but in the future don't treat anon like a magic blanket of social imperviousness when you are POSTING PICTURES OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW. I swear wwyd threads are stared by /pol/ to further spread the cuck meme and to bait people such as yourself that are EXTREMELY open to the power of suggestion.
>>753209426
>>753209223
You t-too darling~
>>753209263
I'll g-get my doctor to run a blood test soon.
>>753209280
I h-have a tripod. Nano pushes the button on the camera.
>>753209339
N-now that won't happen.
>>753209373
I h-have one <4 CeltyPlays, check it out~
>>753209383
Have a g-good one Jillian!
>>753209426
*blinks* W-who did I make feel bad in this thread?
>>753209440
I do~
>>753209448
T-this isn't fake dear.
>>753207277
Is that you alice?
>>753209487
Biological g-girl, try harder~
>>753209507
Not r-really <4
>>753208480
Hey Alice!
I'm not sure who or what you are, but I have an idea. But that's besides the point.
2 Questions.
1 What's your motivation for making these threads? I know it's "to help these 4chan degenerates" but what do you get out of these interactions?
2 Do you know so much about drugs due to your own mental illness? If so, which ones? If not, why?
Thank you Alice. I know I sound suspicious of you, but I really do appreciate you and what you're doing.
>>753209470
Ok <4
Time to go y'all. Catch you next time.
>>753209448
>>753209618
Right, well you're definitely an amazing help.
1.3/10 - IGN
>>753209386
The thing is that i did the medical detox once, and jumped right back on heroin because my brain felt so dead. I figured that i needed a spiritual component to make it work, but i guess that spiritual component doesnt have to be ibogaine. Opiates really help my mental health, they gave me downtime to look inward, and probably saved my life, as stupid as that sounds. I am afraid that getting off for goid may cause me to revert to my former self. But, thank you, i appreciate your input.
This is for putting up with me during this thread everyone
~DepressedAnon
>>753207157
>stuttering in text
>while pretending to be a 2d waifu when you're a dude
imagine being this retarded
would you be down to play a game with me sometime? I'm starting up a gaming channel soon
Well, some help whould be nice here. I'm actually talking with a girl and things go right but I'm getting out of ideas of what to talk about, our conversations are getting boring. What can I talk about with her without being arausing, you know, no personal stuff.
>>753209656
>buh-biological goil
Why do you continue with this lie?
Can i tongue punch your fart box, alice?
I think the taste would help out my crippling depression.
I want to move. I'm giving myself a year to learn web development and try to move to LA. I'm sick of living here in the Midwest. I don't think I can grow as a person here. I'm almost 21 and I've done absolutely nothing with my life and I feel nothing will change unless I move.
>>753207157
Hey alice! Always good to see you hope your holidays are going well, merry birthmas jesus!
Hey look its Alice's booty
>>753209583
That's what you think but you'll see!
>>753209842
I'd eat it
>>753209393
I am high on percocet, so I am not terribly observant right now.
>>753209583
Are you a natural blonde?
>>753209717
If you're looking for a spiritual connection, you could try religion. You don't have to go for the mainstream stuff like Christianity or Judaism and such. I found a great deal of inner peace when I decided to look into Celtic Druidry. Paganism is an exceptionally peaceful form of spirituality.
>>753209515
Yeah. Doesn't help that I am on the spectrum either. Shy, lonely, autistic smart guy who did something incredibly stupid and I literally think about Ashley everyday. I can't stop thinking about her and how I hurt the person I perceive as the most beautiful human being. Heart is shattered and it's all my fault. Despite being shy I've always been really popular for some reason and I am a mess now. Just feel dead all the time. No pity party though. It is all my fault and I deserve this. I keep going for my cat.
>>753209656
Then lets see your dick
>>753209698
T-thank you <4
>>753209662
1. I d-do them to help people. Why d-do you assume all interactions are predicated on people getting things out of it?
2. I studied neuropsychopharmacology in school.
>>753209717
I w-would strongly recommend against ibogaine and against using hallucinogens as a w-way to get off your addictive path.
I think what you mean by "My brain felt so dead" is "I'm no longer able to feel the same pleasure because opiates have downregulated my ability to release and process dopamine". That will fade with time.
If you need to add a spiritual component, look at hallucinogens that are less dangerous, like mushrooms, LSD, salvia, peyote, or DMT.
At least then you won't be hurting yourself.
>>753209297
She recovered quickly but is scared of them now. Thanks Alice :)
>>753209656
Hey Alice!
You're awesome. That's all. Carry on!
>>753209768
Do you two have anything in common?
That's a good place to start.
>>753209842
Those panties always weirded me out, I like that they're transparent but idk something about them just isn't right.
>>753209748
T-thank you for the puppers <4
>>753209755
Biological female, t-try harder <4
>>753209765
Sure! I'm CeltyPlays on Twitch <4
>>753209768
W-what have you talked about so far?
>>753209796
Isn't a l-lie, sorry <4
>>753209755
Haha! I don't have to pretend!
>>753209971
It’s the fact they’re nesting a dick
>>753209950
>>753209698
Really though, what do you gain from all this?
>>753209935
That's a nice cat anon.
Sorry for what you're going through.
>>753207157
Have you ever been sexually harassed Alice? Whats your MeToo story? Even small stories are worth sharing, to end sexism
would you schlick off to this
>>753209809
T-that sounds like a fair deal, Anonymous. B-but where is the question?
>>753209893
I'm raven haired s-sorry <4
>>753209907
N-not a lot of evidence that works either.
>>753209938
I d-don't have one. Biological girl, remember?
>>753209952
S-sorry I can't help further.
>>753209956
Thank you~
>>753209842
N-no p-please delete
>>753209993
>Isn’t a l-lie
Yet another lie. Don’t you know that your lies will consume you?
>>753210025
*doubt*
>>753210090
Hey Alice you should send lewder pics in your best panties next time! Where did that pic originate from btw?
>>753210029
Again, w-why do you think I need t-to gain anything to try to help people?
>>753210041
I'd r-rather not get into that on 4chan of all places.
>>753210097
T-try harder, this is pretty obvious. You c-can do better, Anonymous! B-be the best black knight you can be <4
>>753210090
I do have once last question. What would be good way to start talking to her if she does give me the time of day again? I don't want to screw up and lose my best friend twice
>>753210194
F-from a photoshoot that I w-was part of that I g-gave to the wrong person who leaked it.
>>753210217
I w-would just try to be chill. Don't g-go whole hog on explaining everything, just give a short explanation and m-move on.
If she's a real friend, she'll believe you and move on with you.
>>753210198
>>753210029
Guess that stems from some problems I must have ey?
>>753210090
I guess I'm just looking for encouragement or something. I've always had a problem committing to something and sticking with it. I really want to move and be a better person so I don't want to lose my motivation. I can't stand it here and I think I would be a lot happier there. I honestly don't know if it is realistic, but it's something I feel like I need to do. Am I stupid for thinking I can do it?
>>753209993
>guy talking with a girl
Well, mostly typical stuff, some of her hobbies and just random things we mention. I feel like if I start asking about her she can feel unconfortable. Taking that apart seems like she enjoys talking so maybe I have a chance.
>>753210090
Why this? Why don't you do something else?
Have you ever thought of how much more of an impact you can make on someone who actually knows who you are?
You can only do so much for a stranger by typing stuff and posting pictures for for them
>>753207550
>how can you help?
You can die in a pile of AIDS needles you worthless faggot. It would be a pleasure to blow you the fuck away.
Alice,
I'm having a hard time getting motivated to start working out. Any tips?
Thanks,
>>753209842
scumbag ahoy here
Alice~
>>753209804
Fuck you alice, never even responded, Fucking nigger.
>>753210257
Thank you.
<For your troubles
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>>753210257
A photoshoot?!? Alice you're such a pervert! Where can I acquire the set?
marry me, pls. I have bitcoin
>>753210261
*shrugs* it j-just says a lot about your world view.
>>753210312
S-sorry, biological girl <4 Stop projecting.
>>753210307
B-because no one else is here to do it. So I'm here, doing it. If someone else was here, if someone else could do it, I'd step aside. I'd let them do it.
But there ain't. So here I am.
>>753210299
I w-would suggest relating what YOU enjoy doing to something SHE enjoys doing. That sort of back and forth is what keeps conversations going without seeming too......needy or demanding.
w-wait did Alice make a porno?
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>>753209935
Cats are a good reason to keep living. I think you have a lot of soul searching ahead of you, anon. Hopefully in time you will have a chance to show your friend you learned from your mistakes but now there's no sense beating yourself up about it. I can see why your brain would stray towards oversexualizing people you care about seeing that you are shy and on the spectrum. You are far from the worst or creepiest guy in this thread.
>>753210090
There's really nothing in the world more toxic than trying to force a spiritual connection. I've seen so many try to force a hat that doesn't fit onto their head, and then they end up worse off than before because it cuts off the circulation. If you bumble into something and it feels right, swell. If you go on from there and embrace the discipline of being a sincere member of some sort of spiritual congregation, groovy. Believing you need that sort of thing to deal with a problem is just providing yourself with a potentially impossible condition to meet and giving yourself an excuse to stick with your old malign habits.
>>753210090
What's your level of education?
>>753210430
>B-because no one else is here to do it
It's not really a thing that needs to be done.
>>753207157
I love you Alice so much!
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>>753210261
>>753210430
My world view? Sure
What anti-depressants would you recommend?
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>>753210477
hey lady. how's it going?
I don't mind what you're doing, OP... but every time you type out that fake stutter I want to put you through a fucking wall.
Just s-s-stop it.
>>753210298
*nods slowly*
Well. I grew up not quite midwest, but in a very rural area. I had no job prospects, I failed out of college, I did everything wrong. But the entire time I did, I worked on my passion: programming and psychology.
Now I live in NYC and work for a very large financial company to make the markets safer using both those specialities.
What I'm saying is, I'm LIVING the life you want. So you can do it too. I recommend you look into upwork, fiver, and freelancer. These are where I managed to get my first jobs and slowly pull myself out of that shitty rural hole into the programmer I am today.
Email me at [email protected] if you want help with any of it <4 I'm eager to help~
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Hug me Alice!
>>753210477
>You are far from the worst or creepiest guy in this thread.
Is that me? Are you talking about me?
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>>753207157
Hey Alice, good to see you, hope you’re doing well!
A while ago one of my best friends started dating my oneitis that I was too autistic to talk to and they’ve finally broken up. I was kind of mad that he was able to get to her first but now she’s single again. Should I try to hit her up? I don’t know if this will ruin my friendship and cause drama with my friend though. Do you have any advice?
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>>753210590
nah, I'm the creep she's referring to.
>>753210430
Why do you think someone needs to do it?
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>>753210316
I w-would go to myfitnesspal and sign up, and m-make a schedule related to your work out. Start small: just SHOW UP at the gym sometimes. Do a few small low impact exercises. WORK YOUR WAY UP.
Rome wasn't built in a day. Make it EASY to go to the gym, and slowly ADD things as you get better at it. That's the ticket to sustainable change.
>>753210430
Okay well while /b/ may enjoy someone like you, why do you cheese this way to help people during this time?
If it is just to help people Why dont you look into better ways to do so?
There must another supporting reason for why you do this other than helping people.
>>753210615
Oh, you're fine. We all know I'm the real worst person ever.
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>>753210551
Do you think it's possible to teach myself enough about web development within a year to become employable?
>>753210399
It's m-my honor.
>>753210409
You c-can't.
>>753210411
H-how many?
>>753210432
No.
>>753210492
C-currently in grad school.
>>753210517
I disagree.
>>753210520
L-love you too!
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>>753207157
I abuse both modafinil and dipenhydramine.
I have hashimoto's thyroiditis, eg hypothyroidism that I was born with. What long-term side effects can I expect by continuing to abuse these two powerful substances that may differ from normal-thyroid-joe who abuses them?
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>>753210703
Satan here, You're far from the worst ;)
>>753210724
2 but i can become more ;)
>>753210715
shesh! I can answer that one!
yes
learn bootstrap... makes the world easier.
>>753210198
Second person wasn't me.
You might be misunderstanding what I mean. I really do appreciate what you do, and what you're doing, but I want to find out why. Why do you enjoy helping people? Search a little deeper for me. Is it because of a lack of a career? Is it boredom? Do you feel like you're making the world better? Why?
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>>753210198
>T-tr harder, this is pretty obvious
It is pretty obvious that you have a penis anon. The burden of proof is on you to prove that you’re a biological female. You have yet to provide a shred of evidence that can only apply to a biological female, and can’t be also true of a trap, which you are. We both know you won’t. I look forward to next lie.
>>753210759
Satan, you wish you were me.
You're just God's little bitch.
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>>753210724
Oh please, you know you wanna give the whole thing to me but just save face here, it's okay~
>No
I can't believe you until I see it myself! Or better yet we make one ourselves
>>753210533
Uhm. I d-don't know, why don't you t-tell me how you feel first?
>>753210550
N-no.
>>753210586
*huggles* <4
>>753210601
I'm d-doing fine!
I don't think it's a bad thing to try and hit her up. They are broken up. But ask your friend first, see what he has to say. Take his feelings into account!
>>753210547
I am fighting the urge to fall asleep. Yourself?
>>753210590
>>753210615
Yes.. but only because I haven't seen a certain dog murderer post
>>753210650
Appreciate the advice, Alice. I'll check it out. Thanks!
>>753210724
>I disagree.
You're wrong but okay.
>>753210533
>>753210835
Bad? Only sometimes when, might last a week or two that's about it.
>>753210715
Yes. Web development is easy. Start basic, HTML CSS. Work up to Javascript; won't take you long. Eventually learn popular libraries in Javascript. From there you can do a few different things. Node.js, PHP, etc.
You can definitely do it.
>>753210825
I would fuck god in the eye socket and jerk him off with his own instestines
>>753210090
>>753209907
Lol. granted. I follow it as a philosophical way of living, rather than a belief system. Just thought I'd put my two cents in.
>>753210634
I d-don't think it. It's simply a fact.
>>753210665
I d-don't....how does one cheese?
>>753210715
I t-think that's more than possible.
>>753210860
she's taking some time off, from what I can tell. the internet's a little nicer without her.
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>>753210783
Is there any resource you would suggests for learning? I was planning on just using Codecademy for now.
>>753210567
Shes got like the biggest/nicest tits for a girl her age which i know is fucked to say. She's literally asking for dick downs and laughing when she teases.
When she turns 18 she'll make a come back watch. Even guys that frowned on others for openly commenting on her still be doing it.
Anyways. Thats my rant and now i feel shitty for saying it openly for the first time.
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>>753210756
ANTIHISTAMINES ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR SYMPTOMS MUCH WORSE LONG TERM.
Do not abuse them if you have hypothyroidism!
>>753210908
Only after he told you to do it, you little bitch.
>>753210966
Dont feel bad, everyone thinks it whether they voice it or not
>>753210650
I didn't realise you were in school! MBA or something related to engineering?
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>>753210925
I meant choose
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>>753211028
Alice do you happen to know some good remedies for toe warts? at least I think they're warts but Idk
>>753210477
Thank you so much. Crying a little now. I don't know know if it was Alice who responded or someone else, but whoever it was THANK YOU!!!!! December 7th 2016 I took a massive overdose of welbutrin and was in a coma for a week. It is 9:37 pm here. This time one-year ago I was dying in a hospital because of the same and guilt of hurting Ashley. I could be dead right now. I often wish that I were but I love my family and my cat a lot too... gosh idk what to do other than sleep. Good night.
>>753210795
I d-don't enjoy helping people. Who said I do?
I have a career. I'm not bored. I could do MUCH more and MUCH better things with my time.
Sounds like you are makin' a lot of assumptions.
>>753210815
First, I've p-provided more than sufficient evidence.
Second, no it isn't. You are making the assertion I'm male.
T-try harder. I expect better from you.
And you know what? If you can actually prove I'm a male, I'll leave /b/ forever. Good luck!
>>753210834
S-sorry, but that's j-just not me.
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Alice if i'm going to be honest with you i see what you're doing and i understand it. You like solving peoples issues and bring forth a little bit more happiness to the world, something i have been doing my whole life aswell. You get enjoyment out of making and seeing others happy and i respect the hell out of that. Keep doing what you do, you bring a light of hope to this site that i dont ever wanna see dimmer. From Dj, hope we can be friends.
>>753211043
Jealous cockwhore? I'd be more than happy to fill you up. you just have to ask first .
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>>753210868
M-my pleasure <4
>>753210901
I'm n-not though.
>>753210905
B-bad in what way?
Wow i saw one of these threads months ago im surprised you still do this.
Alice, I want to know something...personal. What will come after 4chan? You can't do this forever. What happens when you lose interest? Develop new ones? I wouldn't let us fucking degenerate creeps hold you back if I were you.
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>>753211219
she's been doing it for years bro
>>753209907
>>753209950
Thank you both for your opinions. I will take them both into account, whatever i end up doing
>>753211155
Thats a lie I've read you typed that you enjoy helping the people of /b/.
Also if you dont do it for your enjoyment then why the fuck have a general help thread my love?
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>>753210724
Do you like root beer?
>>753210925
Why do you believe it to be a fact? You think someone needs to come on /b/ and do threads in the manner you are, with the occasional bit of charity that you do? That is incredibly self important.
/b/ is filled with kindness.. it just happens differently here. If anything you make kindness a common enemy for many people here who dislike people who use a board best used for anonymous discussion as a soap box.
>>753211155
Not something you'd do? What about sharing it with your lover? Although I'd strive to be with how much we have in common we're just too far apart for it to work
>Although I do have business and legitimate reason to live near you, I still love it on the west coast
>>753211109
Fuck no, not an MBA. W-what do you take me for?
Computer science.
>>753211135
I t-think maybe your world view doesn't conform to reality: I don't need to GAIN anything to do omething.
>>753211180
S-sorry, I don't "like" things in that w-way. I don't enjoy doing this.
But I'll keep on keepin' on. Thank you for the words of encouragement <4
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>>753210905
>>753211218
I just sat in my room all day today and did fuck all. Friends went out but I didn't want to go. Just don't feel happy. Don't feel like I should be happy. Happens more than I like to admit. Just want to numb it, take the edge off
>>753210371
Whoa dude, chill. You can tongue punch my fartbox. It's cool, I know you're not gay, neither I am.
>>753211361
whatever you say, stone cold steve austin
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>>753211219
I've b-been doing this since 2011.
>>753211224
It's b-been seven years. I d-doubt I'll be done here ever.
>>753211265
*nods* G-good luck dear.
>>753211290
Citation n-needed <4
And again, why do I need to ENJOY something to DO something?
>>753211316
Yes.
>>753211111
Your quibts look like 5 dicks faggot
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>>753211439
Have you ever thought about making a discord and starting a group so everyone can talk to you voice to voice?
>>753211328
I d-don't believe it is a fact. It s-simply is a fact. *shrugs* Don't know w-what to tell you Rev.
>>753211411
Excuse you, I'm m-much more of a Randy Savage
>>753211448
Thanks mate
>>753211028
I abuse dipenhydramine mostly because I enjoy the dissociation. What alternatives can I obtain easily and abuse with relative safety?
>>753211361
Thats not true at all. Why do anything if not because its what you believe should be done? There you are gaining satisfactory. How am i wrong?
>>753211539
I h-have a chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
I don't do discord.
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>>753211154
Sleep is good, anon. If you rest I hope you rest well.
I am glad you are still with us. When you wake up, remind yourself that the best penance is to become a happier, mentally healthier you. I imagine even your friend would be happier knowing you stopped such mentally damaging habits and ended up a stonger, fuller person.
It sucks that some of them exaggerated the situation though. Some people really get shocked by what they see here.
>>753208249
>>753209084
any ideas before the thread's over?
>>753211562
*rubs her head* I'm n-not exactly in the business of helping people harm themselves, dear.
>>753211568
B-because that's not how satisfaction works. fMRI studies show different pathways opening up, etc etc.
I have severe depression; those sorts of responses don't happen in me. I don't get satisfaction from much these days.
So, in summation, yes, it IS true.
>>753211576
403 error then banned.
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>>753211546
that better be a girl
>>753211540
>I d-don't believe it is a fact. It s-simply is a fact.
No it isn't. None of this needs to happen. The world will continue on virtually unchanged if none of this ever happened. The only thing that would make it necessary is if it's necessary for you. It's not necessary for the world or the people you help.
>>753207157
alice buy me a 15bux pizza
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>>753210963
Anyone?
>>753211714
Fairly sure
>>753211694
T-try now.
>>753211733
*blinks slowly* I'm p-pretty sure you skipped several levels of the hierarchy between "the world will be virtually unchanged" and "therefore it only matters to you".
There's a lot of things between that.
>>753211736
email m-me at [email protected]
>>753211361
Hey no offence intended! I just wondered if maybe with your tech and psychology skills you were looking to branch out and maybe market your own line of helpful tiny Alice counsellor AI robots, with really expensive accessories.
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>>753211562
If I were you'd I'd try to switch to Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide. You can get pure DXM-only pills at the store or on Amazon.
I say this because long-term Diphenhydramine use is being linked to early-onset dementia and Alzheimers, and that shit is pure hell.
Good luck.
>>753211845
Opps
>>753211693
Dissociation is a harmless symptom of a wide variety of medications. I'm in my late 20's, I'm a SVP of Information Security (pentesting) for a Fortune 100 and slated to go C-level soon. I love my job, I love my company, I love my career, I love my life, but I need a little break from time to time, and dissociating is a relaxing, enjoyable escape.
>>753211832
>There's a lot of things between that.
And none of them really matter. Unless they matter to you.
>>753211906
Oh, thread is cap. Thats why.
Rip
>>753211699
>>753211744
These remind me of how ill take alice
>>753211328
Why though? What evidence do you have that it is factual? I can claim that killing babies with debilitating genetic disorders is a fact but to claim that I still need to make an argument. You can't just declare something a fact based on nothing but your word.
There are tons of advice anons too. What do you think about that?
>>753211844
I d-doubt I'd be capable of that, sadly.
>>753211870
P-pretty much every antihistamine has been; anything with anticholergic activity is going to have that effect.
>>753211915
As s-someone who takes ketamine twice a month, I c-can tell you for sure, disassociation ain't harmless.
>>753211769
Oh em sorry. Didn't respond to my post so didn't see.
Em, never used that site so can't recommend. I learn web through just fucking around and trying different things, but that suits my learning style, might not suit you.
Once you get the basics I definitely don't recommend following sites like that. Make your own learning personal, do things you're interested in.
>>753207157
awww thanks
im a homeless person about to freeze and die in the cold because I have no blankets and a cold front just blew through
>>753211733
>implying we are all ants in service of a meme
You need serious professional help for being that cucked.
>>753211938
P-pretty sure society level things matter to everyone in that society. Same with group dynamics.
>>753211980
S-so how do I get you a blanket, darling?
>>753211576
Ohh srry for greeting this late :(
Good night Alice!!! You're not sick now? Hope you're fine :3
>>753211969
Meant to quote
>>753211540
>>753211439
Tell me your favorite brand of root beer RIGHT NOW or you're fucking DEAD.
>>753211693
I still dont believe you.
That IS how satisfaction works and the studies you're referring to don't disprove my claim.
In sure you're depressed and thank you for sharing that but what reason do you do this? Please share a real reason. A motive.
Am i banned from posting pics?
>>753211970
Don't sell yourself short. If those don't gain a market foothold you could try a line of adorable Alice-themed tachikomas and sell them to General Mattis. He's a bachelor, they could be like children to him.
Thanks for the thread!
>>753211970
The ketamine is what's fucking you up, moron, not the dissociation.
>>753212107
yeah
>>753211439
I think you're alright, Alice. I wish you well. Merry Christmas.
>>753212107
Nevermind.
Back at it again
>>753211832
oh you so lovely but i was kiddin i think i can afford it thanks anyway lol
>>753212147
Nah
>>753211970
Not the ket anon
Just wondering if you were doing ketamine treatments or just recreational ketamine?
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