Celeb thread - morning fap edition
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Celeb thread - morning fap edition
>>753158301
You wish Emma would wear pants that hot. Poor shop.
>>753158301
Fap you say...
>>753158193
You mean like casually jerking us off while we watch TV?
>>753158340
I do wish she would, it gets my dick hard, that's why I posted it.
>>753158392
Now I like the way *you* think, BD!
>>753158364
I do say, morning wood demands attention
>>753158434
Honestly, her hand is perfect for that
>>753158403
>>753158446
You are right...
Until... in a bit
>No thanks, i need a little more hypocrisy.
>>753158342
some one is tying to be relevant
>>753158481
She seems fairly disgusting most times to me but
>>753158517
That was from around when The Bling Ring came out.
A movie about kids trying to be spoiled rich shitheads.
>>753158520
Nice
>>753158434
;3
>>753158503
Pink soles, can't contain myself
>>753158503
I like to take the morning wood fap nice and slow, usually involving Emma
>>753158588
>>753158520
>>753158650
Been hard for her for like 10 years
>>753158622
>>753158604
Tuggy time <3
>>753158622
A slow teasing orgasm is the best way to start the day.
>>753158689
>>753158659
She is still fuckable but gonna be a fatty in a few years
Jesus look at these feet. Veiny feet and necks HNNNNNNNG
>>753158712
Just enjoying the sensation with the hardness of morning wood
>>753158787
Fuck yeah
>>753158611
>>753158622
Yeah well, not a fan of edging and.. let's say I got it done
>>753158253
wrong Emma fuckstic
>>753158787
I thought you didn't like feet, BD? Those are just begging to be massaged all night.
>>753158803
Lots and lots and lots of lube. I'm gonna shower anyway.
>>753158838
More feet please :(
>>753158884
>posts the the ugliest, least shapely, and least talented one
>>753158301
stop posting this shit-tier Emma
faggot
>>753158891
I need to take off Emma's heels and kiss her feet gently
>>753158896
Kenzie's feet are goddess tier imo. I would massage them literally all day
>>753158805
Look at this pic, shy, sexy mommy. :3
>>753158838
How are you not a fan of edging?!
>>753158891
I wouldn't consider myself a foot friend by any means but veiny ones I like. Now that I think about it, I think I just have a thing for veins. Veiny necks, veiny feet, veiny... other things. ;3
>>753158935
Mmm, that expression.
>>753158949
you asked for it for disrespecting Queen Emma
>>753159013
Yummy.
>>753158965
>>753159017
I love Emma's feet.
>>753159041
Go ahead. I'm heading to bed in about 5 minutes anyway.
>>753159040
EMMA ROBERTS ONLY FAGGOT!!!!
>>753159035
So cute an pink
>>753159039
Other things, huh? :P
I really really want to rub those for her.
>>753158740
even more Godly then
Mein Gott
>>753159121
STOP POSTING THIS NO TALENT CUNT
>>753159039
Dunno. Probably because I am german and prefer efficiency.
>>753159074
Me too
>>753159128
And so soft
>>753159189
*he said to himself as he continued to post her*
>>753159189
no I will keep posting her
pic related
>>753159189
Stop posting this ugly pasty boy then
>>753159040
>>753159189
Roberts wouldn't even have a career if her aunt and father weren't famous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mLUQpOn9Dw&t=9m4s
>>753159186
STOP YOUR SHITPOSTING!!!!!!
>>753159304
And Watson wouldn't have a career if she wasn't already rich.
She's terrible on screen.
Please stop falling for Watsonfag's false flag attacks.
>>753159303
That's a HOT mommy
>>753159040
So beautiful and elegant. uwu
>>753159139
unf, such a sexy dress on Emma, incredible legs, I want her to shake her ass like >>753159189 on my lap.
I've love if you rubbed her feet, put her feet in a shallow pale with warm water and salt and rub her delicate feet making her sink back into the couch, close her eyes and smile from being pampered. :3
Okay, I'm back from my editing. I made a "Choose your Emma: Ultimate Edition" it took a while to find just about every Emma that appears on /tv/ strawpolls but at last I have done it!
I'm just going to ignore the charades of falseflagging Emma watsonfag posing as a Robertsfag ITT, by the way. I haven't been here since the last thread.
Without further delay here comes "Choose Your Emma"
>>753159304
KYS FAGGOT
>>753159342
I would want to massage them until she fell asleep on the couch. That's my goal.
Emma ass, hmm?
>>753159370
Choose Your Emma
AAaaaaand... Go! Rank them too if you like, friends.
>>753159335
That makes no sense. Actors don't get roles based on the balance in their bank accounts.
>>753159383
We all know how Emma Watson got rich & famous.
>>753159459
Kids do. Dumbass.
>>753159455
can't resist a rollin
>>753159455
Dumont. She's the hottest and from my hometown.
>>753159448
>more shilling by robertsfag
kys
>>753159455
mine isn't there FFuucckk YOU ALL
>>753159455
Roberts > Stone > Fitzpatrick > Dumont > Nelson > Watkins > Ostilly > Koenig > Hewitt > the "other" emma no one cares about
>>753159455
1>4>8>6>10>3>5>7>9>2
>>753158253
>>753158364
>>753158503
>>753158838
>>753159035
>>753159240
whats all this about fapping?
>>753159462
We all know how Emma Roberts got rich & famous.
>>753159510
Wrong. Talented child actors are rare, and the good ones get all the best roles. It has nothing to do with their salary. Watson was lucky to get her role in Harry Potter. She isn't a very good actress, but she's better than Roberts.
>>753159448
I want to split her in two straight up through her wet, elasticity pussy. You could probably tap her labia and make them jiggle.
>>753159553
milf Emma is best
>Not an actor
>Better than all these stupid whores.
>>753159646
Wow... haha, that went places fast.
>>753159672
Jane is cute, but I stopped watching Outside Xbox a while ago.
>>753159583
Nothing...
>>753159616
Watson is a Hollywood sell out that opened her legs for an overweight wealthy Jew to further her career. Now she's irrelevent since Harry Potter.
>>753159455
That picture is really sloppy. You should fix it.
>>753159672
Good channel
>>753159556
keep shillin' for that horseface faggot
>>753159455
1 Stone
3 (idkwtbi)
5 (idkwtbi)
10(idkwtbi)
8 (idkwtbi)
6 (idkwtbi)
7 (idkwtbi)
2 Roberts
4 Watson
9 (idkwtbi)
idkwtbi = I don't know who this bitch is
>>753159749
>anonymous shitposter
Contribute original content then, hypocrite or at least some celebrities
>>753159762
Stay mad
>>753159720
>he spams this cunt for ruppes
>>753159742
I don't give a shit about Watson, dude. She's barely above Roberts in my book. And posting your retarded theories won't change anything.
>>753159672
Calling the women other people like all "stupid whores" is no way to make friends.
>>753159720
I wasn't going to fap but everything about Emma's body sends me into a frenzy. Feels so good thinking about dominating her, holding her down, making her cum on my cock then kissing her neck.
;3
>>753159740
Tell me about the last time you edged for Kenzie.
#neverforget
Suicide when?
>>753159740
so nothing spurt out and landed on the outside of your hand?
>>753159664
oooohhhh yyeah. Pure Jaagg
>>753159820
The names are already there and Google is your friend. Welcome to the internet.
>>753159847
Well don't let me stop you
>>753159856
Stop posting it I swear to God watsonfag you cunt
>>753159891
>pro makeup artists
>photoshop
>still looks like a rat
3/10 would bang with paper bag on head
dem titties
>>753159823
>ruppes
What country is that?
>>753159847
I never edged to her tbh...
>>753159891
You're doing quite the opposite with these pictures. ;3
I can already hear her labored moans.
I've been edging for hours and could keep going for the same amount, my cock is aching and my stomach is drenched with slippery, glistening precum but I won't bust yet, someone play with me on discord or kik or rabbit
>>753159904
Im not pretending to be you, im simply asking when you will finally go meet your father.
Also, I'm not into Watson
Best Emma
>>753159991
Do go on.
>>753159992
I didn't know you had kik
>>753159992
omg that sounds fucking hot, also her chest OMG
>>753159992
What's your kik?
>>753159876
Can't be arsed. If I haven't already seen the actor/model, heard the singer, or been trolled by the social media bored and cringed to death, then they aren't on my scope yet and don't mean anything.
Google is far from my friend. Welcome to life.
>>753160002
Obviously you're herman aka pedofag aka the NEET autist who starts the majority of these threads
I see the obvious delay in your pedophilic samefagging of millie and mackenzie foy
>>753159948
At least she still has that sexy, womanly body.
>>753159455
4 get
>>753160011
Would be best threesome ever
>>753160086
Liz is great
>>753159871
It did...
>>753159974
>>753159847
Forgot the pic
>>753160105
tru dat
>>753160059
Side effect of your shitty pills is paranoia too?
>>753160121
I like her resting bitch face. Makes me want to enjoy a little femdom.
>>753160139
BENZOOOOOOOOOOO
>>753160051
>Welcome to life.
I only offer suggestions. You can lead a horse to the water but you can't make him drink it. In life, nobody's opinion is as important to the world as one might make it out to be on an anonymous image board.
>>753160032
Emma is rich and fancy as fuck, with a huge, pillowy, all white king size bed. I'm imagining her meeting me in the middle with her sexy, slender body with her face down on the bed and her ass up in the air, presenting her wet, aroused cunt to me.
Her pale slenderness on the all white, clean bed waiting to be fucked like that, HNNG
>>753160166
>>753160112
nnnnnnnnf omg i wanna taste anon hands after they spurt to kenzie
>>753160166
she would be damn good at it
>>753160209
Kys weeb faggot
>>753160220
I really do love your imagination, BD
>>753160233
Not mine tho
I don't like that
>>753160266
>resorts to middle-school name calling because he can't maintain a decent coversation
Nice job, troll.
>>753158955
>>753158884
>>753158891
Guys. Dont make me go thru the Emma rules again
>>753160307
i could move your hand away and taste ur spurt right from the tip
>>753160290
Those scrawny Mick Jagger legs.
>>753160331
>rules
Being this new
>failing to recognize inflammatory remarks Robertsfag in the start of this thread is one of the falseflagging trolls, most likely watsonfag
>>753160032
I'm not who you think I am but I want to have fun and be very lewd about emma, with some encouragement
>>753160040
gonetopside
>>753160314
It's not name calling when it's accurate though. You know you are a weeb, and you also know you are autistic. Closetfag is an estimation based on your nonexistant taste for females.
>>753160290
Thank you, I love these pics.
>>753160337
Neither that, no.
>>753160406
Kenzie foy where are you?
>>753160402
Who else do you get lewd with in this thread? (celebs)
>>753160412
I really really like looking at Winnick. It's a win-win.
>>753160402
I'll send you a message shortly
>>753160397
Oh did you get mad that i made a joke and didnt take /b/ seriously?
>>753160402
Are you the Penultimate anon in love with his cousin?
>constant arguments over three 6/10 at best emmas
>nobody talks about the three 10/10 Jessicas
>>753160537
And two of those Jessicas got herpes from Derek Jeter.
>>753160537
Chastain is gorgeous
>>753160522
The point of that post I made it to emphasize that there are imposters in celeb threads for anyone and everyone to understand, as well as for future reference
>>753160537
Can't argue with hard facts
>>753160533
no, I'm a drifter you wouldn't know
>>753160493
please please do
>>753160584
agreed
>>753160537
Alba's body is shit tier. She has no hips and her ass deflated and droopy after having her kid.
>>753160537
Alba>Biel>Chastain
But yeah, they are definitely all better than any of the Emmas
>>753160493
Hard to imagine a more satisfying feeling than making her cum and tremble in ecstasy on her own bed, keeping your cock in her as her pussy squeezes down on it from all sides. I think I'd be deserving of slipping a finger in her butt. ;3
I'm gonna finish up, it feels so good. Thanks for these pics Anon.
>>753160725
It was about time I returned the favor
Man imagine how awful Emma must have felt with that tub of lard Harvey fucking her.
His hot rancid breath inches from her face.
His numerous fat rolls rubbing against her bare stomach and her sensitive nipples, chafing her soft delicate skin.
His thick dick pumping into her tight vagina, not caring about her enjoyment just thumping away at her insides.
Her face grimaces in pain as his dick throbs inside of her as he goes deeper and deeper.
The disgusting smelly sweat off of his body falls onto her skin, smearing her with a stench that her body has never been used to. Her body now has a disgusting sheen of her own sweat and his and she cant tell where his odor begins and her's ends.
Then without warning she feels it, he starts to orgasm.
And she desperately tries her best to wriggle free before he can finish weakly pummeling his fat meaty chest and man boobs with her tiny arms.
But she's not strong enough...
He pumps her full of disgusting thick semen, accompanied by a groan that sounds like a hybrid between a strangled pig and a retarded whale.
Weinstein collapses on top of her for a moment, his full weight stifling her and almost destroying her delicate rib cage.
Emma starts to cry, the pain from this 300 lb man on top of her and the thought of his thick semen in her vagina have driven her to to tears.
Then he rolls off of her and starts to pull up his pants over his lopsided fupa.
"See hon, not so hard was it? I'll tell them to give you the role. You're gonna be an even bigger star than you already are."
Emma turns away from him and buries her face into a sweat stained pillow, his cum slowly leaking out of her vagina as she lies there.
She hears the hotel room door open and then close and she knows that he is finally gone but his stench... his smell lingers onto her skin, inside of her vagina, and in her mind.
A disgusting permanent reminder of what had been done to her.
>>753160685
Yeah, I'm a fag because I like wide hips and round asses.
My gorgeous
>>753160774
ever think about cumming on her face?
>>753160774
more kenzie
>>753160806
Not her face, no
>>753160744
You don't owe me anything Anon. :]
A celeb thread without ariana is a bad celeb thread
>>753160866
I had a very relaxing time with Tay once. Very relaxing. So I kinda did.
>>753160869
>>753160831
>>753160847
dribbling down her knuckles while her soles are pressed against your face/ ;)
>>753160901
Damn, wish I could have watched that. :]
>>753160891
>>753160963
Get kik and maybe you can!
>>753160209
and I only offered my opinion to the question put forth. I never asked for your opinion in return. While being on an Anonymous message board you able to express your opinion, don't expect it to be the same as your. At least have the decency to understand and have some courteous practicability as to when to express your opinion. One person's opinion is just as important as the person's around. They are wrong and right and equal at the same time.
I only said I didn't know some of those "Celebrities", I never said I wanted to. I just allocated each of the bitches I didn't know compared to the bitches I did. Deal with it.
>>753160705
this but guess what. I haven't seen Chastain in anything ;)
>>753160953
Possibly
>>753161014
Are you angry because I didn't add Emily Blunt to the list?
>>753160968
>>753161006
She looks great here
>>753161073
>>753161134
Great tits
>>753161012
I can't afford a phone, especially right now. It's alright.
>>753161057
me no angy
>>753158253
Heil Emma !
>>753160901
>robertsanon fapped to Tay
Haha, oh jeez, yeah she can be hard to resist
>>753161196
My bad, I forgot :(
>>753161184
>>753161247
:]
>>753158253
She naz(t)i?
>>753161223
So why the long story? I don't get why you went off like a crazy person
>>753161245
well fuck me. i didn't know i was gay
>>753161282
Yes, a feminazi.
>>753161304
Why would you be gay for masturbating to a woman?
>>753161280
Fuck, selena looks so good..i hope someone posts her in the new thread. She's my newest obsession
>>753161305
yass, she needs to round up all the virgin anons and send them to her milking camps where they are drained by machines 24/7
>>753161245
You have me confused. This is only like the 2nd time I've posted Emma Roberts.
>>753161280
Well, maybe someday when things get better. Selena has very sexy feet at well ;3
>>753161386
Oh, sorry, i thought you were our usual robertsanon. Carry on
>>753161429
NEW
>>753161303
Just engaging you in a insightful conversation. I don't kow where you are getting angry from, I actually have a huge smile on my face.
It seems I am looking for water in a desert.
