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New Celeb Thread
>>753152960
>No Kimmy K edition
Gays should be murdered.
>>753153012
i was gonna post katy kat but you made me change my mind
i always take requests
Effeminates should be murdered.
>>753151370
Not samefag
Not armchair psychologist troll that PWNed you
I don't like stealing other people's credit, assholes
>>753152960
let's get this off on the right foot
Celeb posters should be murdered.
Niggers who use ellipses wrong should be murdered.
>>753153135
Fuck sake. Please don't...
Phoneposters should be murdered.
>>753153159
how do you murder a 24"x36" piece of paper?
>>753151584
Not Herman
Also, I find it hard to believe herman is the armchair psychologist troll because herman is an idiot pedophile
>>753153232
kek
>>753153214
you must be new to the entire internet
>>753153232
nice
Kids under the age of 25 should be murdered.
>>753153209
fuck...yeah. I mean like... jeez its annoying....
>>753153253
Robertsfag, please...
>>753153146
More best Emma
West coasters should be murdered.
>>753153253
That proves nothing Herman
>>753153135
Delicious tit.
>>753153232
I commend you for the laugh you induced in my belly hole.
>>753153273
Why are you suicidal anon?
Let's talk about it.
Anyone who got to this site after 2010 should be murdered.
>>753153298
How can it be robertsfag look at the timestamps here:
>>753153143
>>753153146
>>753153299
absolutely
>>753153253
how is it possible to be this fucking stupid?
we told you at least 12 times posting a screenshot proves nothing
you are phone posting and pc posting
it's not a good trick
>>753153354
That means it's herman
>>753153354
Same way he hides his samefaggory, different devices. It was already explained why the screencap wouldn't prove anything, roberts fag.
>>753153387
>we told you
Maybe he's waiting for someone who isn't gay or a nigger to tell him something.
>>753153387
You could be the armchair psychologist troll using reverse psychology on me right now.
>>753153354
Screenshot poster is Robertsfag.
Roberts poster is just a Roberts poster.
>>753153253
Phone screenshot, kek
>>753153085
You first
>>753153454
So mad
Bab and Emma rabbit Anon who wants to play, I want to cum for you~ please be my dirty little Emma, I never had rabbit but made one just to have fun with you
loadanon123
>>753153454
now you get it
>>753153486
Do you like the name I gave him.
I like to give celebfags names here when they don't have one.
>>753153454
Or you could be the armchair psychologist. Or you could both be the same person. Think about it
>>753153520
So mad
>>753153472
i think this guy is right
>>753153528
>Think about it
You first
>>753153490
lol that dog has had some serious crossbreeding done.. it looks like it has downs.
>>753153486
So mad
Who let the autists loose again?
>>753153490
I don't have rabbit
>>753153556
>i think
You don't. We've been over this.
>>753153232
or your computer monitor, then you can only do 1 to 3.
So which Celeb would you choose?
In order
Kim Kard, Dove Cameron and Sabrina Carp.
>>753153594
>implying they were ever locked up
>>753153594
>autism containment board
>not 4chan
Pick one
>>753153594
The OP of every single closetfag circlejerk celeb thread.
>>753153578
>lol
herman
types too fast and forgets this isnt facebook
>>753153577
I already did, but it lead to me thinking that I'm the only one in here on many devices
>>753153670
So you're Herman?
>>753153578
And it's feet ain't even good.
must... post... best... emma...
>>753153714
You called me herman now you call him herman.
>>753153695
>I already did
Wrong. You've never actually thought in your life. You've niggerthought, but that's not the same thing.
>>753153714
Je suis Herman
>>753153749
Everyone is herman.
Except me.
>>753153714
I'm herman
>>753153749
So you're Herman?
>>753153490
>>753153597
from the last thread, the babs and emma player who wants to make me cum
PLEASE MAKE ME EXPLODE IF YOU'RE OUT THERE
>>753153749
herman is /b/'s form of faggoty antifa's "nazi"
>>753153765
not taking the weak bait
>>753153747
Feel free to start anytime
>>753153810
You being a nigger isn't bait. It's reality.
Why is everyone so argumentative today in the celeb thread today? Yesterday the threads were borderline dead everyone is paranoid of herman being accused of weird shit like samefagging because of some random troll.
>>753153813
perhaps you haven't been paying attention
>>753153837
Halfbreed detected
>>753153837
Still just weak bait, you were better last thread
>>753153843
Maybe it's because you're a retard who writes run on sentences.
>>753153843
It's just one angry guy and everyone messing with him, and now a game of everyone is herman.
>>753153857
Don't take any of their bait.There's three trolls itt
It's chaos
>>753153867
Fullnig detected.
>>753153843
It escalated last thread, rather amusing
>>753153870
I was better than you in every thread. You're not even a white man. You're not even a man, you're british.
>>753153813
>literal greek goddess tier posted
>start anytime
>>753153957
made me genuinely laugh, you keep doing your thing herman
>>753153911
>everything is bait
Seriously, when did you get to this site? You keep using words wrong.
>>753153911
je m'appelle herman
>>753153911
>>753154011
samefag
>>753154034
God damnit herman, not you again
>>753153843
Have you nothing better to do than to shit post this only marginally attractive twat?
I hope you work for a social marketing company and get paid for this spam.
>>753154076
LEAVE NOW YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANY TROLL OR ER FAG
>>753154112
>>753154076
Samefag
>>753154152
>>753154085
Probably different fags what cool guys
>>753153911
>>753154207
GO AWAY
>>753154100
>I hope you work for a social marketing company and get paid for this spam.
95% of these threads is homosexual marketing interns shilling for PR firms. Not even joking. They get paid for pretending to like women and dirty talking to each other. It's mostly William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, LLC.
>>753154207
>ate] [Auto]
>>753153597
>>753153911
but are you an emma player? will you be my little emma and tease this load out of me over discord or kik? the other seems to have gone
I love emma~~
>>753154235
>>753154199
samefag
>>753153146
>>753153378
>>753153490
>>753153597
>>753153747
>>753153843
>>753153857
>>753153911
>>753153991
>>753154254
I used to love EmmaR, now I don't.
>>753154225
>>753154340
Herman confirmed
>>753154340
lame furman
>>753154340
Paranoid much?
>>753154340
be honest. how many (You)s do yo see in that post?
>>753154288
Here is a more feminine picture of him.
>>753154416
True herman detected
>>753154416
He's not paranoid, he's just trying to be annoying.
>>753154453
Wane-Kerr-Mann
>>753153953
>>753154459
>>753154438
lots
Well done, guys you ruined a thread. You could have been posting your celebrities, but instead you let "herman" take control of your mind and this thread. Get over the stuoid pedophile please.
>>753154535
>>753154100
>>753154228
>and none of the shills even bothered denying it
>>753154438
>>753154542
samefag
>>753154254
>PR shill confirmed
>>753154572
>>753154561
but Herman is a celebrity.
>>753154604
>>753154624
>>753154588
yummm moar faggot moar
>>753154661
>>753154686
>>753154711
>>753154733
I love Tay and I love my Tay friends. :3
>>753154759
>>753154775
gay
>>753154779
>>753154805
>>753154826
>>753154855
>>753154792
No you. >:C
>>753154882
>>753154100
>I hope you work for a social marketing company and get paid for this spam.
The irony in you calling me a shill is that if I had to spout that same conspiracy to the tayfags, watsonfags, jlaw, etc etc then I would be labelled as a crazy person.
I have my reasons for posting her. Some already know why. It's not some tinfoil hat conspiracy though. It's tied to my personal life. No shill bs although I csn't say the same for people like Nigri anon.
>>753154254
>tease this load out of me over discord or kik
>>753154913
>>753154935
>>753154926
Nigiri anon is either Nigiri herself, her boyfriend if she has one, or a paid shill. 100%
>>753154729
will you make a horny anon cum for Emma, Best Emma friend? discord or kik?
>>753154972
Don't mind me I'm just trying to fix my PC. There's a screw rolling around inside it. Things have been a tad disorganized so far for me today. That's why I haven't posted in the last few threads.
>>753154775
>yet more shilling
fucking cancer
>>753155005
>>753154989
>tfw I was nigrianon a few months back
>>753155093
>>753155128
Open wide
>>753155059
Yeah, taylor swift is so desperate for fans she's paying people to spread awareness to 20-50 autistic masturbating hermits in these threads.
>>753155166
>>753154926
>I have my reasons for posting her
Sure, 0.01 rupee per post.
Fuck off Pajeet, and start to poo in loo.
>>753155128
and why were you fired?
>>753155190
>>753155128
what does nigrianon typically do as a nigrianon? make anons cum to nigri? I'll cum for your nigri
hermanos for president
>>753155183
She pays me with the love I feel each time I gaze upon her. :3
>>753155244
I wasn't, but people stopped getting mad in the end and it wasn't worth it
>>753155248
Same as all other spam
>>753155245
Shall I stop with the thighs? Is the thread calm again?
>>753155265
and that's enough to live on????
>>753155183
Never been to the big city, eh?
Wake up retard.
please do not post victoria justice shes a hasbeen former child star not a celeb etc.
>>753155322
>>753155233
Yeah I get double if I flood threads though pajeet
>>753155347
I would like you to lay out exactly what you mean by this, just so we're clear.
>>753154779
Moar Kendall Jenner! She has such a pound-able ass. I would love to stuff my thick 7 inch cock into her tight asshole..
>>753155371
>>753155371
You heard him fellas, post more Victoria justice. Gotta get my wank on.
>>753155378
Please start flooding. The threads need it tonight.
>>753155337
Don't do this to me Anon. ;____;
Very sexy babe BTW. :]
>>753155337
you need to leave
>>753155428
>>753155410
Sorry mate, I've been picking at random since my folder is one big assorted mess
>>753155433
No I believe the celebfags became the trollers tonight for the last 2 threads and the demise of the threads was their own doing sadly, not mine. I've got my own issues I'm dealing with right now anyway.
>>753155488
>>753155496
That's what I'm saying. Not telling you to do it if you don't want to, but it needs to be shut down for tonight so people chill. We could use a hero.
I'm surprised the thread is this active. These are usually dead for an hour at this point of the night.
>>753155559
>>753155614
more anya
>>753155614
It's thanks to the troll who wanted to destroy the threads. He kept things active and thus the threads continued.
>>753155590
It seems pretty chill right now, no fagging, only pics
>>753155675
Bunnyfu? She's looking good.
>>753155656
>>753155614
Are you the Anon who was mentioned Anya's cervix earlier? (o__o ;)
>>753155405
What exactly do you think "Reputation Management" and "Social Media Marketing" companies do?
If you you think that they spam everywhere to promote mediocre talent then you'd be right.
Or maybe you believe Taylor Swift is really a musical genius.
>>753155736
I'll stop now
>>753155447
no, nothing suss or bad, just asking. I don't 'worship' 'celebrities' to the extent you do. I am just trying to understand the reason and feeling behind your disease.
>>753155748
Yes
>>753155798
l-lewd...
>>753155772
And so that results in them paying a person to be dedicated to these threads frequented by the same non social people every single day and act like a weirdo in order to what? Get a like on facebook maybe? Shills are real but it's sad if you think everyone is a shill. You are one paranoid guy.
>>753152960
>>753155928
It's the Jews, obviously.
Thanks for the check, Shlomo!
>>753155786
Disease? It's nothing new, the access has just become better, once we had posters on our walls, now we have hdd's.
It doesn't help that the amount of reality tv has skyrocketed the last decade or so
>>753155786
:c I'm sorry.
>>753155798
Nice jiggle.
>>753153085
>>753156058
>>753156040
Aw shit, already fucking edging
mommy tits are the tits
>>753156110
>>753156058
>>753156110
>>753156131
I need my girl pregnant again, but I don't want to deal with another child
>>753156208
>>753156213
>>753156348
Nothing better than a pregnant woman
>>753156348
I wouldn't mind getting Anya pregnant.
>>753156040
>:c I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry? I should apologise to you.
>>753156005
Can you be clearer with you point please?
>>753156381
>Nothing better than a pregnant woman
you got that right brotha
>>753156476
Just the whole idea of celeb worship, it's been around since forever. The access is just easier today than it was. And the internet exposes it a lot more.
>>753156455
>>753156525
>>753156659
I need preggo Kate Backinsale
>In an odd phenomenon known as superfetation, a pregnant woman releases an egg a few weeks into her pregnancy. The second egg is fertilized, and the woman is then pregnant with two babies simultaneously.
I'm gonna fucking cum
>>753156690
Please hold caller while I search my files.
>>753156261
So sexy, woman needs to get off her feet and relax.
>>753156476
I'm just sleepy is all, not a lot of brain activity going on with me right now. I appreciate you inquiring though. :]
>>753156690
>>753156832
Null results
>>753156957
Winnick is a beaut, BD!
>>753156993
>>753156993
Too bad, thanks for looking
>>753157145
My favorite Latina MILF
Great feet, too
>>753157077
>>753157038
She is. A friend of mine on IRC showed me to her.
>>753156617
Okay. You are right, Celeb Worshiping is nothing new, been going on for thousands of years. I just realised that you think I am new here. No, I just don't understand what Celeb Worshiping gives a person, so I can only view as a disease.
>>753156957
>I'm just sleepy is all, not a lot of brain activity going on with me right now. I appreciate you inquiring though. :]
All cool, I could've worded my original post so it sounded less repulsive.
>>753157213
>>753157183
She is not a milf cause shes childless but yeah so fucking hot. Love her feet too
>>753157285
One of my favorites
>>753157240
>>753157432
giv mommy
>>753157369
Can understand why she went through post partum depression. Her vagina will never be the same. And those qt feet increased by 2 sizes and are worn
>>753157283
misunderstood the question, carry on. Can't answer what you're actually asking, I was just dumb or slow, perhaps both
>>753157486
I want mommy too. :3
>>753157356
>dat undulating bosom
>dat overbite
noice
>>753157587
I asked first!
>>753157639
B-but I posted her!
>>753157519
>Her vagina will never be the same
never fucked a mother, eh?
>>753157667
Those heels are ruined now, so irresponsible.
>>753157677
She's got two hands, I guess we can share.
>>753157721
only yours
>>753157725
Anon, I like the way you think. ;3
>>753157311
>She is not a milf cause shes childless
Cease your pedantry.
>>753157755
So witty
my qt 0__0
>>753157838
Plenty of room on the couch between us. :)
>>753157845
I knew someone would get triggered by that.
>>753157838
>>753157677
>>753157587
>>753157432
>>753157240
>>753157240
>>753157432
>>753157587
>>753157677
>Fought her in a karate tournament long ago
>She did a triple kick to my thigh, solar plexus and head
>made slight contact with the first hit
>her foot touched my thigh inches from my dangling cock
>mfw I had to fight with a hard on 2 more points
>>753157561
I think we just missed each other on the train my friend. Passing each other like two listing ships in a dense fog. Thanks though, duudeles.
>>753157924
>forgot face
>>753157901
This woman had the last laugh on the Harvester.
Many confused people in Hollywood.
>>753157915
Very nice QT, friend. OwO
>>753157962
>YWN be her masseur so you can get your hands on that lower back.
:c
>>753158125
She has nice, soft-looking hands. Good for ... things.
>>753158193
playing the flute???
>>753158360
the ol SKIN FLUTE maybe!
>>753158383
that's the one ;)
Tricky to play. and they become legendary when they are able.
>>753153538
Who dis?
>>753154926
>I would be labeled as a crazy person
You are already labelled as crazy.
Because you are.
And autistic.
>>753156476
Holy fuck she's amazing
I wonder if I started a bonfire in my backyard and invited all of you to come down, if any of us would get along. BYOB. Only got 6 in the fridge and half a half pint of whiskey. Not enough to go around. Then again, half of you will probably be about 14 anyway.
>>753159574
Oops. Make that half a PINT.
