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gayest thing you've done
downloaded grindr and got my dick sucked..
..twice
made eye contact with a little boy once. i felt sick afterwards
>>753157794
Was fucked in the ass once
>>753157794
Held hands with a girl
Fapped to feminine boys
>>753157794
jacked off while wearing a buttplug
>>753157794
Got a Blowjob from a man. I was passed out drunk when it started and as I came to it was already going on. I grabbed his head and forced it down anyway, had trouble getting to full size anyway.
Had sex with a stranger in the missionary position with the lights off
I let 3 guys suck my dick at same time once
>>753157922
>>753158156
grntxt or gtfo
>>753157794
Shaved my ass, put on a black thong and wiggled in front of a webcam on omegle as I watched how guys were jacking off to my bubblebutt....I came buckets
Let my friend grind his dick against my ass when we had to share a bed in a hotel
>>753157794
posted in /b/ once
>>753157794
>want to browse /b/
>see this shit
fuck off with your gay shit to /lgbt/
>>753158230
if any boys with cute uncut cocks wanna frot with me just let me know
>>753158242
wow you must be some really big internet tough guy or something
>>753158170
>>753157922
Is me
>talking to guy
>me 25 or so, him 20-22 can't remember
>he sudo trap, not passable, but feminine, skinny, hip tattoos long hair
>I think half Mexican or something
>been talking online for a few months
>meet up
>kiss a bit
>I'm super nervous
>can't remember much, eventually pants are off
>he's 6, maybe 7" but thick
>he fucks me on my back, knees up
>he stops every 30 seconds or so cause so he won't fun
>eventually find in my ads
>I don't get off
>feel super fucking awkward, and never talk to him again
>>753158359
Fucking auto correct. You guys can figure it out
>>753158359
i honestly cant really tell what you meant in at least 2 of those lines
Sucked off a shemale with a big dick, made me swallow I did this like 4 different times... Am I gay?
>>753158466
>>753158359
Fun = cum
Eventually finds my ads = eventually fucks my ass
>>753158511
Get tested
>3am on way home from bar.
>Download grindr and meet up with dude
>doesn't look like pic
>doesn't small talk...okay super akward
>akward zero foreplay to dick sucking i guess
>I can't get more than semi because this is terrible
>suck him and he is boring. cums in my mouth
>doesn't finish me like a faggot
>I call him out on it and he turns into a huge faggot telling me to gtfo
>>753157794
Posting in in this thread
>>753157794
Met a dude when I was out of state.
Sucked his dick, tried to take it in the ass. Hurt too much, wasn't ready I guess.Glad he was willing to stop.
I was in a foursome once. That was easily the most gay thing I've ever done.
>>753157794
Stuffed my entire fist into my arse and came
>>753158854
Nice. I've been doing anal play for years and I never managed to do that
>>753157794
I was /op/ one time
>>753158998
Ive been tested in the butt for gonorrhea. I'd say that's pretty gay.
>>753157794
wearing panties and a bra while being pinned to the floor and fucked by another man, and loving it.
Submitted to a man online and sent him pictures and videos of me doing whatever he asked for 3 years, including fucking myself in the ass with a cucumber, beating my dick and balls regularly and cutting myself.
>>753157794
Fucking a trap every day for 3 months isn't gay right?
posted in this thread
When I was 24 I had a threesome with two hung older tops in their 50s. They fucked me silly. If it was recorded and posted online it would be called something like "bottom gets destroyed by two hung older tops" and classified as hardcore porn. Two dicks in my mouth, spitroasted, attempted double anal, incredibly hard doggystyle to the point of my ass clapping and feeling balls slapping against me with every thrust....ugh, it was so good. This happened in May 2013 and I think about it every day.
>>753158774
welp, i can add that to the list of shit ive seen now
Threesome with another guy and girl. She sucked him and kissed me atleast 2-3 times. *Vomits softly*
Being abused as a child by my cousin for, like, 9 years, I guess.
>>753157794
still being a virgin.
sucked dick all through high school
>>753158933
It almost hurts, somehow I equate it to what a female orgasm feels like. Except they have multiple orgasms and if my ass did that I literally wouldn't be able to walk.
Lost a bet when I was 13 and had to be my best friend's slave for 2 days making sure to do any task I was asked to do. My ass got a hell of a workout
>be me
>recently single
>looking to get laid so sign up on AdultFriendFinder
>start chatting with fat black chick
>whatotherkindisthere.jpg
>after a few days get invited over to her apartment
>after watching tv for a bit start fooling around
>pull out dick and she starts sucking it
>great head, could suck chrome off a trailer hitch
>decide to fuck but she excuses herself to bathroom
>comes back and will only take it doggy without pulling off clothes
>whatever.gif
>start going to pound town until shooting load inside
>go take a piss
>see plethora of mens grooming products and a tub of lubricant
>mfw I probably just fucked a tranny
>clean off dick with a washcloth, thankfully no shit on there
>tell her I'm leaving
>delete AFF account when I get home
>>753159153
Did you like it? why did you stop?
>>753161318
when you say doggy, do you mean you put it in her butt or her (maybe)vagina?
>>753161681
Yes.
>>753161318
If it kept its clothes on how did you fuck it
fingered my ass a lil when i wiped shit off my asshole
>>753158359
>sudo trap
Hello /g/
But honestly that's like the opposite of pseudo trap (what I assume you meant) if you think about it
Met this faggot on Grindr and pounded ass several times over the course of 4 hours
>>753161782
By pulling down shorts just enough to expose his/her fat black ass.
>>753161822
You're right, quasi trap maybe? Feminine but not trying to pass as girl I guess
dated a guy for a while. like most of a year.
I gave a friend a handjob while completely naked
>>753157794
reply to this thread
>>753159990
That is gay. So they attempted double anal. You mean they did double anal on a sluts ass. Wow that's hard to pull off. You should do more of this.
>>753161782
Then you should see Its cock and balls. Could of been in its period
>>753157794
Let another guy fuck me.
>be 15
>in high school, only one friend
>call him Blake
>Blake and I walk to and from school together every day
>one day playing black ops 2 with him after school, doing 1v1
>pretty much steamroll the bitch
>"dude if you keep killing me im gonna suck your fuckin' dick"
> me and him laugh and talk shit like this all the time
>make an agreement with him
>"Alright if I win this you need to give me a handjob"
>We laugh about it
>we go back and forth on the score. first to 20 points wins
>kick his ass
>after the game and some persuasion hes down on his knees in front of me
>he's hesitant but I relax him. No one will be home for at least two hours, just us
>he calms down, starts massaging my groin through my jeans, I sit there watching him
>he undoes my belt and unzips my jeans slowly
>I still remember my heart racing when he looked up at me
>honestly probably turned me gay
>he brought my pants down a little
>cock was showing through my underwear clearer than glass
>he didn't waste any time and went immediately to stroking me softly
>honestly seeing my friend jerk me off like that still makes me diamonds
>he stops and hesitates, just staring at my cock
>"do.. you want me to just suck it?"
>he asked and got close to the tip
>could feel his hot breath on my dick
>shudders from the sensation
>he notices and smiles, looks down then starts to kiss my dick while slowly stroking me
>my breathing gets harsh and growly, he gets proud and starts to go further
>he asks if im close and before he finishes i cum all over his shirt and neck
>overall pretty good
Slept naked with a male friend.
Let my gay friend suck my dick and gave him herpes. He wont stop telling people and ive been cock blocked bc of it
>>753157794
I was in a relationship with another man for 5 years.
>>753157794
The gayest thing? I created a discord for gays only:
https://discordapp.com/invite/98cGcfU
>>753157794
Suck myself and cummed in my mouth.
>>753163229
>>753161856
>chiku
lmao i bet faggot
Fapped to a Trap
First time did it with a nice older guy on crystal while barebacking the night away
I am hetero married but have a gay lover. We kiss and make out and I suck his cock and he fucks me and cums inside me every time we get together. He's pissed in my face and mouth. All that aside, the gayest things physically I do with him is to suck his toes and lick and tongue out his ass crack and hole. Maybe up there with that is calling him "My darling husband" and telling him "I love you." Is that being "gay" or just being human?
>>753165847
that's being gay as fuck. one thing is fucking the nigga, but being mushy with him. imma have to stop you right there buddy.
>been bicurious for a long time
>always browse craigslist but never respond to anyone's ads
>figure I probably know them somehow
>see ad from guy going to be in town for business
>write to him and start chatting
>he says he's more of a top and looking to play with someone
>it's two weeks away and we keep talking
>day comes and I'm wicked nervous
>call him from the hotel lobby and he tells me to come up
>get to his room and he opens the door. looks like the picture he sent... big, gray hair, tall
>first thing he does is kiss me. first nicely, then his tongue goes down my throat
>I'm OK with this
>sits in a chair and tells me to strip in front of him
>kind of nervous but take my clothes off and stand in front of him
>I already have a hard-on
>tells me to spin around so he can get a good look
>turn slowly and keep hearing "very nice" from him
>he gets up and tells me to undress him
cont...
>>753166055
>start taking his clothes off piece by piece
>pull his t-shirt off and he's got a beautiful, hairy chest
>start to run my hands through his chest hair but he stops me
>"not yet"
>unbuckle his pants and let them drop
>need to pull them over his feet so I kneel down and take one side off and then the other
>now kneeling in front of him and his cock is straining against his boxers
>"keep going"
>pull his boxers down and it's like you see in those porn movies where his big cock springs up
>probably 8" but thin
>moves my head into his crotch and has me lick his balls
>takes his cock and points it to my face
>"you know what to do"
>start sucking my first cock
>stops me and sits back down and has me get between his legs and start sucking him
>I swear I sucked on his cock for an hour
>when he thought he might be getting close he'd have me switch to his balls
>finally he tells me to lay on the bed face down
>he starts lubing my ass with his fingers
>can feel multiple fingers in my ass
>never felt this good before
>he grabs a towel and cleans his fingers off and tells me to put the towel underneath me
>tells me to watch him put a condom on
>watching that condom unroll down his cock just emphasized how long it was
>he climbs up on the bed, lays on my back and eases his cock into me
>like I said, it was thin so it wasn't painful but I felt sort of cramped the further it went in
>can tell it's all the way in when I feel his balls resting on my taint and his hairy chest on my back
>starts fucking me, first easy, then pounding
>never felt like this before
>I hadn't even touched my cock but after about five minutes I feel myself cumming
>he goes on for another 15 minutes, stopping to relube once
>finally feel him stiffen and groan while he cums
>rolls off me a few minutes later
>tells me to clean his cock with my mouth
>first time in a long time I've tasted my own cum
>over the course of two hours he fucked me again, mouth and ass
>thanks me for coming and I leave
>>753165959
>>>753165847 (You)
>that's being gay as fuck. one thing is fucking the nigga, but being mushy with him. imma have to stop you right there buddy.
I have to agree with you to a point. When I am with a woman I am all about the pussy. But when I am with a gay man, I am all-in "gay". THAT is the very definition of totally bisexual.
I used to stick a toilet paper holder up my ass when I was around 10 years old, I would lube it with some hand cream and stick it in as far as I could. I also had a lot of fun playing around with my poop. Fun times, pic related.
>>753165959
>that's being gay as fuck. one thing is fucking the nigga,
K. Besides being "gay" with my bf, I've sucked off and been fucked by BBC. My bf LOVES to watch the hot action.
I regularly cuddle and make out with my best friend. Showered with him once. We both have girlfriends, if we didn't we'd probably fuck as well.
>>753166344
>I regularly cuddle and make out with my best friend. Showered with him once.
HOT! Do you fondle or jack or suck? Ever cum with him? Detail, man! Details!
Anyone only do bareback?
>>753166700
>Anyone only do bareback?
Yup! But I have a regular lover and we only let trusted/tested men fuck me.
Ate the neighbor's cum out of my gf's pussy on almost a daily basis for several months
>>753167014
Oooo! HOT! I love licking another man's creampie out of my wife's gaping oozing pussy.
>>753159990
if it was that good why don't you go out and get more dick?
sounds like you love it
>>753167179
>if it was that good why don't you go out and get more dick?
>sounds like you love it
Gotta love getting a good hard long hot fuck by two hard horny older men!
>>753157794
> Be a horny uni student
>Consider myself "straight" but curious
> Been fucked once before
> Get high af, go to a gay bathhouse
> Blow a few strangers off to completion in a glory hole booth
> Knocking on the booth door wtf
> Open up, some big fucking bear wants to fuck
> Horny and baked so I agree, starts with his fingers til I'm loose enough for his cock
> Hands against the wall, sucking cock through the hole while he fucks me standing up
> Dick in my ass, choking on cock while this bear pulls on my nipples, pure ecstasy
> He cums, spanks my ass a few times, takes off the condom and rubs his cum over my ass
> Turns out being young and in good shape means half the bathhouse wants a piece of my ass
> Wouldn't call it a line but over a dozen guys hovering outside my booth waiting for a go
> Don't turn any away as long as they wear rubbers
> Lots of attempts to suck my dick but I don't want my cock in some fag's mouth.
> Lost count because high but took over a dozen loads
> Best night of my sophomore year
>came to /b to fap to amateur asian chicks
>accidentally clicked on dick rate thread
>kept fapping and came
>>753157794
i live with another guy and i've been in relationship with the same guy for nine years now.
>>753157794
>go online talk to dude
>keep chatting for couple of days
>he asks if im gay
>nope.jpg
>"too bad"
>wants to suck my dick anyway
>tell him he can slip one while at it
>dude goes wild in chat
>meet up under some bridge late night
>get fucked up the arse
>take it like a pro
>come home to girlfriend
>fuck the shit out of her with guys cum in my ass
>glorious sleep
>>753157794
Is fingering your butt gay?
>>753157794
Kissed a guy while drunk at a night club. never again.
downloaded got
Shoved the silicone part of my pocket pussy into my ass then fucked it with the handle of a screwdriver while fapping
Is it gay because it was a "vagina" I was fucking
>>753157794
Married the same-sex love of my life.
Met up with a black gentleman and rode his 10 INCH BBC for an hour and a half lost count of my sissy orgasms ill never be pleased like that again
Pic semirelated
>>753163229
>what's the gayest thing I have ever done?
>I am just straight up gay
>>753157794
I was the original poster of a thread on 4cahn one time.
>be me
>16 (look like 18-20)
>do sports 5 times a week (running, muscle training, ....)
>8 or 9/10 and very much an alpha
>started to get interested in (wo)men
>not sure if straight or gay
>1 month after turning 16 I fucked a girl
>feelsgoodman
>texting with random girls/boys on a dating app
>met with them
>fucked 3 other girls in the next 2 months
>texting with this good looking guy
>looks very young
>turned out he is 23
>he invited me
>drinking a little bit (in my country you can buy alcohol with 16)
>talking and after a few hours
>"do you have a sofa because I'm getting tired"
>"you can sleep in my bed if you want"
>"sure"
>he only had one blanket
>getting cold
>sharing blanket
>feeling his errected p
>getting instant boner
>cuddling and kissing
>he started to pull down my pants and sucking my d
>do you want more anon?
>fuck yes
>fucked him in the ass
>best day of my life
>next day
>he made breakfast for us
>after breakfast I went home
>never met again because he found out I was 16
>now I am in a relationship with a girl for 3.5 years
>>753157794
>be me
>riding a train back home from the Uni
>about 3.5 hour-long ride, so decide to take a nap
>fastforward to 5 stations later (about 40min)
>a friend boards the same wagon as me
>have a vacant seat right by my side
>he takes it, wakes me up, greets me
>greet him back
>we ride for about an hour, talking about stuff and shit
>another hour passes
>notice he's fallen asleep
>after not a long time he, still asleep, "falls" into my lap
>he's got a very beautiful hair that at that moment were kinda are all messy and all over his face
>slowly bring my hand to his face and move his hair that cover his face to the side
>start caressing his hair, and sometimes his back
>feel his hand move a little down along my leg
>spend some time like that
>after a while feel him shiver from cold (the door opended for people to leave and board, naturally it's cold outside, winter after all)
>carefully, so to not wake him up, grab my jacket and kinda put it over him, like a blanket
>he stops shivering, back to his peacefull nap, on my lap, with me stroking his hair as gently as i can
>>753157794
I have camped in an uncommon frag-out angle with a pp bizon
>>753158378
I actually can't.
>>753167400
>>fuck the shit out of her with guys cum in my ass
maximum zozzle
>>753168268
>>753158378
But I can thanks to the translations.
>>753157794
i had a bf and he raped me in the ass one night and now i'm bi and only sleep w women
>>753168311
greentext?
>>753168194
Thread's over, we've found the gayest possible thing
>>753168400
> with this guy for a few months, i'm 14 and he's 17, went to the same school
> tell him i'm not ready to lose ass "virginity" yet, he says that's totally fine and he's ok just sticking to blows, handjobs and footjobs
> one night we come back from friends house back to his, we fall asleep on his couch
> wake up some time later (it was still dark), my trousers are gone and there's something weird happening
> realise after a few moments that he's fucking me in the ass (w/o lube i think) and my head is pressed into the couch crevise and i can't breathe very well because of it
> ask him to stop, ask him what the fuck is going on
> he tells me to be quiet
> start crying, try to fight back, but i'm pretty scrawny and he's bigger/older than me
> it felt good but it also felt horrible, i couldn't stop crying and he kept telling me to shut up
> eventually he finishes in my ass, gets up and doesn't say anything, i'm still crying. he goes off to his bedroom to go to sleep and leaves me on his couch in the living room
> try to sleep, can't
> end up getting my stuff and walking home at 4 am
> break up with him two days later
this was a long time ago before it was socially OK for men to report they'd been raped by other guys so i didn't tell anyone, i still haven't told anyone, i have bad dreams about him sometimes even though i moved city years ago and haven't seen him in years.
>>753163229
Is that really all you did?
>>753165847
>We kiss and make out
Why? I get the ass fucking, but this is weird. Why would you ever do this?
>>753168785
What an asshole he was. Hope you're doing well now, anon.
>>753168459
This.
>>753168194
is winrar.
>>753166700
I used to. Was seeing this guy for about 6 months, said we were exclusive to each other. He had issues staying hard with a condom on so we agreed since we were exclusive we'd forego condoms. Week later he went to vermont, fucked a guy, came back and gave me chlamydia. Thankful that's all he gave me. Never saw him again.
>tfw got caught fapping legs behind the head in 24h gyms shower
I was camping with with a kids group as a superviser, and I ended up getting a blowjob from one of the older kids their, I didn't say no I didn't make him but I never stopped him, I came in his mouth and he swallowed....
>>753169513
What?
>>753157794
>gayest thing you've done
I started a thread on here a long time ago.
>op is always a faggot
>>753157794
Got drunk and sucked a dudes dick. My boyfriend was mad at me for cheating on him :c
>>753169541
I was fapping with my knees next to my head after midnight
>>753157794
Got a blowjob from a girl down the hall and then fucked my girlfriend. It was gay because i'm sure there was a man somewhere in the dormitory.
>>753169697
That's... Kinda cool you can do that... Sucks you got caught you fucking weirdo ;)
>>753157794
Does an attempt at autofellatio count?
>>753158359
That's not so much of a "Whoopsie I had kind of a gay exprience!" moment as much as it is just you being a down right homosexual living a gay ass life
>place an ad on craigslist M4W looking for a blow job
>nothing but scams and whores
>few weeks later do it again
>guy responds. says he knows I'm looking for a female but he's willing
>politely say no. never done anything gay in my life
>but we chat back and forth and he's a cool guy
>three weeks later my dick still hasn't seen the inside of a mouth (or inside of anything for that matter)
>email the guy and ask if he's still interested
>he says yes
>I ask him would he be mad if I freak out since I've never done this before
>he says it's no problem. go as far as I want
>head to his place
>he's got beer, some nachos he just made
>sit around talking and eating
>finish and he tells me to join him on the couch
>slips his hand over to my crotch and tells me to close my eyes
>do it and just let him feel me up for a while
>concentrating on the feeling, not who is doing it
>feel him open my pants and I'm still not looking
>he fishes out my cock. luckily (for me) he had nice smooth hands
>slowly starts stroking me. picturing my ex-gf doing it to me
>feel his warm mouth on my cock. no turning back now
>his head is bobbing up and down.
>don't want to touch his head because touching another guy is gay, amirite?
>he stops for a minute and pulls his shirt off telling me he doesn't want to get anything on it
>goes back to sucking and now I can feel the heat radiating off his back
>put my hand on his back and it really feels nice
>when he feels my hand on his back he starts going faster
>best BJ ever. I blow in his mouth
>he takes a few second for me to come down
>slowly takes my cock out of his mouth
>tells me to sit there and he grabs a couple of beers
>talk for about 20 minutes with my cock hanging out
>says if I need it again, just let him know
>>753170159
Classic bro-job, nothing gay here, anon.
>>753166298
wow i did that too... but with a plunger... (my own course and only used for riding) but it was perfect cause i would stick it on the ground and squat on a chair over the plunger nd ride it... best cumshot ever
>>753167253
How do you go from considering yourself straight but a bit curious
to sucking off multiple guys through a glory-hole in a gay bathhouse? That is quite the gay leap
>>753164969
>Fapped to a Trap
>gay
you had one job, anon
>>753170618
>gay leap
>>753163749
You sound like nice person
sucked three dicks and had the favor returned. balls didn't touch though so i'm safe.
Do online RPs count as actual homosexuality, or fake homosexuality?
>>753170585
Warm my heart knowing there is at least two of us weirdos.
>>753169805
Only if it was unsuccessful
>Got drunk.
>Downloaded Grindr.
>Chatted with a guy who lived close. >Walked over but when I got there he started kissing me.
>Fuck that gay shit, I just wanted to suck his dick.
>push him away
>leave
>>753170978
>unsuccessful
Well, it was. As were the next five. Still not gay tho cause i fap to traps so they cancel each other out. Whew.
>>753157794
Had a loving long-term relationship with another male human.
>>753170923
warms my asshole lol
Married to a women, download grinder, let college kid fuck me. Awesome times
>decide it's time to find a guy and explore
>post on CL looking for someone who will be patient with me
>lots of answers but most are out of my area
>older guy answers and invites me over
>agree to meet
>get there after work. it's dark
>he answers the door
>he's tall, slick black hair nicely groomed, very thin face
>house is a little dark and I figure he's a serial killer and I'm done for
>brings me into the kitchen and pours me a cup of coffee
>sit there and talk and he reaches over and holds my hand
>holds my hand while we talk for 20 minutes
>asks if I'm up for going to bed with him
>by now I'm pretty comfortable with him so he takes me by the hand and leads me into the bedroom
>we strip down, get on the bed and start making out
>never thought I'd like kissing a guy but fuck this guy can kiss
>he sucks me, I suck him
>he asks if I'd like him to fuck me
>tell him I've never done it before
>he says he'll go slow
>lubes me up, wraps up and gets me on my back with my legs pulled back
>enters me slowly all the while watching my face
>doesn't fuck me. he makes love to me
>jerks me off while fucking me and gets me to cum
>he picks up the pace a little and finally gets himself off
>tells me to wait there and goes gets a warm wash cloth and towel and cleans me up
Apparently he was the head concierge at 5-star hotels in the past. Had a collection of books from famous people, most of them signed to him. He went to visit his grown kids in California and decided to stay there. never came back.
>>753171228
Did your balls touch? Did you say "no homo" after sex?
>>753170618
I considered myself straight until I sucked a cock. I would have sucked more if there were more in the room. Once you suck cock, you'll understand.
>>753171042
>fuck that gay shit , i just wanted to suck his dick
>>753171318
Has your voice broken yet? Do you still have a bed time?
>>753169486
Fuck.. you too man?
Shit sucks
Once I faped in a group with 2 other friends... thats the gayest I did.
Girlfriend at the time was wildly kinky, wanted to see me get railed by two dudes of her choice. Blindfolded me, cuffed me, set up cameras in her room, then left the house. Waited for probably an hour before they showed up. Two fat dudes, I'm talking like super chub levels, show up and have their way with me.
>Single, gf of 2 years, get pre-engaged out of whatev
>Things get strained
>Couldn't break the engagement or she'd flip out
>She's still living at home, would come by my apartment when she got fed up w/ homelife
>Realized she was seeing a rich kid she worked with on the side
>Would come over afterwards
>I'd still go down on her, just to make her feel guilty and get over me
>Broke up three months later
>Plan worked
>>753157794
moar from that?
>always attracted to butt stuff
>decide it's time to take it a step further
>go on a fap roulette site and find a plug yourself one
>starts plugging myself 2 hours a day
>can barely stop fapping while doing it
>itsnotenough.jpeg
>plug myself and go to ""sleep""
>try my hardest not to jack off
>anytime i move the plug presses on to my prostate
>feelsgoodman.gif
>after a while i'm more horny than ever,
>go to the bathroom and take a 1l enema
>my intestine is twitching every second and my asshole is in fucking heaven
>go back to bed
>after 1 hour of not touching i finnaly sleep
>fastforward to this morning
>wakeup with plug in my ass
>go to the bathroom for morning fap
>after 8 hours of edging every trust feels like heaven
>finally cum
>i fucking ruin my orgasm and cum in my hands
>eat cum and get dressed
>now i'm with the smae plug in my ass and another 1l enema with 3 days of leave from work
>i can just think about my ass getting fucked
I also fucked a guy while in seventh grade.
>>753171572
.
>>753157794
met a guy on craigslist and had him fuck my ass
Sucked off well hung older guy through a glory hole at a swingers club. After a while he pulls out at comes into the room I’m in. Really good looking older dude. Starts fucking me from the behind. I suck of three other dudes through the hole swallowing every drop of cum while getting fucked. Old dude cums in my ass. Ass and jaw sore days after.
Was amazing..
When I was younger I had a thing going with two dudes who lived down the road from us. They took turns on my ass quite a few times.
>>753171762
That's fucking hot
Wish my wife would do this but I can't even get her to whip out the strap on every once in a while :(
>>753157794
Fucked a trap in manila.
My GF fists my ass every week or so. Obviously not homo, but every time I talk about it I get called a fag.
>>753157794
Had my dick suck and sucked a dick once
Met a guy from craigslist and went round to his to suck him off. He took pics of me sucking him. A couple of weeks later met him again and sucked off him and another guy he'd found online, he took pics that time as well.
>>753170877
nice.
>>753171042
>Fuck that gay shit, I just wanted to suck his dick.
I unironically agree.
>>753157794
I have a bunch of stories, if you want me to post one fine ok I guess, but I'll just list a bunch that come to mind
>crossdressed for halloween and got hit on by construction workers
>crossdressed for a halloween party and got fucked by a black dude and sucked off another dude
>sucked off a guy who gave me swimming lessons, turned into a fwb type dealio
>69'ed with a mexican cuteboy when we were supposed to be doing schoolwork together
dunno which one is gayer.
>>753172356
Wish my wife would get to that point some day. I love ass play. She's done a few fingers, but that's it so far.
>>753172315
He said "gayest"...
Some people are clueless
>>753171286
Cool story ^^
It seems like he was a nice guy
>>753171762
Got any other stories?
>>753172720
Why not ask for more? That's how I got there.
>>753172721
trap:
a passable shemale
it's gay.
>>753171835
>eat cum and get dressed
why tho?
>Be me, 22 and in college.
>Had a couple of male lovers but always wanted to get gangbanged.
>Find out that there is an adult theater nearby that has an active gay audience.
>Go there and get passed around the theater like a piece of fuckmeat for hours.
>Leave covered in cum, and my ass gaped and leaking jizz.
>Fucking gay
I was kind of bicurious when I first got to college, I was still a virgin so I still hadn't tried either.
I got really drunk at a party and it was probably my third or fourth time ever drinking and there was this guy there that had made some moves on me before and I always told him I wasn't gay but i was blackout wasted and I guess i ended up sucking his dick and almost getting fucked by him. People found out and it sucked to be me for the next few years, lost the few friends i had.
>>753172479
>Be me, 16, up at an ungodly hour one summer night
>Browsing CL because I'm in denial about being in the closet
>Live outside a major city, so never found an ad to be slightly interesting because fuck driving over there
>Find an ad for somewhere near me, decide to respond because I like the attention
>The more we talked, the more excited I found myself getting
>Since neither of us could host, asked if I'd be okay giving him head in his car in an empty parking garage
>Normally would say no, but never been this worked up about a guy before, and it was 3:30 am
>Sneak out of the house and drive over to the garage
>Few minutes later, big SUV pulls up to me
>Guy gets into the back seat, leaves the door open
>Muster my courage, get in, his semi-hard cock is already out
>Neither of us even say a word, just grab it and start licking it
>He's feeling up my body, pulls my gym shorts off, then my t-shirt
>Lying in his car wearing only my boxers, blowing this dude
>Stops me, gets out of the car, tells me to get outside
>The place is deserted, come out against my better judgement
>Don't stop him as he pulls my boxers off and throws them in his car, completely nude out in the open
>Asks if he can fuck me, decide to go all in on bad decisions, agree
>Lubes me up, fucks me bent over the edge of the top level of the parking garage
>When he finishes, pulls out of me, gets in his car, drives away
>Realize I left my clothes in his car, have to drive home and sneak in completely naked
>>753172258
This was in high school, she was one of the theater kids, an absolute freak and sexual deviant. Easily the hottest and wildest girlfriend I've ever had.
>>753172910
i was stil horny and that cum wasn't meant to be thrown away
>>753172765
Yeah, same girl, while we were still dating, told me she found an ad online for two slaves for a gentleman's party, already asked the guy if it was okay if one of them was a guy, said as long as I'm clean shaven and wear a chastity cage. At this point I'd made it a point not to turn her down for these sort of things since more often than not I ended up enjoying it. Long story short, there was probably fifteen to twenty people, and I was getting double teamed while she was next to me taking loads balls deep in her while others waited around us for their turns.
>>753157794
This thread is hella gay.
>>753168785
Don't be a faggot and snitch WTF
Thinking about raping lil half sis
>>753157794
kissed my bf as he fucked me after i sucked his dick.
Let a guy fuck me and I licked his feet.
>>753173084
>sexual deviant
Sounds like it.
Honestly pray for this almost every day.
had a gay sex yesterday
>>753174189
Honestly wouldn't know how to find someone like her now that I'm an adult. Back then it was easy, find the weirdos and outcasts clique and you'll find someone like her. They practically have giant flashing lights over them telling you who the freaky ones are. For example, she once came to school wearing jeans and a bustier. No shirt over it or anything, just that.
Gayest thing is probably the time I was blowing some dude, deep throating him and gagging trying to do it. Tried to pull back to get some air, instead he held me firm there with his hands, then wrapped his legs around my head to hold me tight and started fucking my throat. Couldn't breath for the life of me and I honest to goodness blacked out. When I came to, he was getting dressed and walking out the door.
>>753173019
>>753172479
>playing mario party 5 with friend
>winning mazed and confused minigame
>beat him
>start to win
>he decides to distract me
>we are both openly bi and flirt with each other
>figures it's safe to tease me
>starts to spank my ass to get me startled and fuck up during minigames
>laugh and say "fuck off" jokingly
>we are doing a 2v2 minigame on the same team
>he gets a huge lead on the other npc team, and I just have to stay alive basically
>pulls down my pants to my boxers
>I'm just like "ok just do what you're gonna go i guess"
>wipes booty with baby wipe and buries face in my ass rimming me
>sounds like a motorboat, he's basically dumptrucking my asshole
>start laughing from the sound he's making and lose minigame
>we continue like this for a while, he'll play until he's winning a minigame and then just dumptruck my asshole and win at the last second
>we are tied for stars at this point
>final minigame is Coney Island
>winner wins it
>I say I've never done this one
>he says "we can do the training thing"
>as soon as the training thing starts he plunges his dick as deep as he can into my ass and just goes to town
>for like a good minute I'm just lying there unable to do anything
>then i realise he's starting the minigame
>grab controller and start playing
>every few strokes I can't concentrate at all
>clench asshole tight
>guy tries desperately to not cum yet
>realise his weakness
>start winning by contracting asshole
>he pushes in as deep as he can
>I need 2 more creams
>says "you want those creams boy? you gotta EARN em"
>clench as hard as I can and push up into his dick
>wiggle ass around
>he can't take it and cums
>nab the 2 creams
>scream out " I AM THE KING OF THE CREAM!"
>he's still cumming in my asshole like a madman
>his mom bursts in and says "WTF IS ALL THIS NOISE IN HEEEE---- OH MY GOD!"
>ohshitohfuckohshit.mpeg
>her face when
still some of the best sex i had
>>753174370
Nice. I've been trying out fetlife, but not getting a lot of luck finding anything like that. Seems like every other guy on the site is after the same thing
>>753174860
Yup. Honestly think maybe the best bet is CL, despite all the bots and pic farmers. That or maybe one of the R4R subreddits.
Fucked a guy.
Rented space jam in 2005.
>>753175015
Never actually thought to try Craigslist.. I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip
>>753157794
I listened to Alanis Morissette once out of my own free will.
Getting fucked in the ass was pretty gay, too.
>>753174846
What happened after that? Did you ever see him again?
>>753175242
Are you near any colleges? College girls can get pretty fucking wild, don't know how old you are though.
>>753175294
haha yeah actually, that happened during summer so I just jumped into my clothes and ran outta there cuz
a) she like basically fainted holding the door watching her sons cum dripping down my ass and walked outta there
and
b) embarassed as fuck, don't want to deal with that shit.
we met up inna woods down the street from him a few times but it connected to a golf course so we had to stop meeting there just cuz we didn't want cops getting called on us if we got caught.
around that time his parents became cool with me coming over again but they never went into his room when the door was closed anymore.
after a few years he moved though, kinda sucked.
A guy would pay me to come over to his place every sunday and essentially spend the day with my head between his legs as he drank beer, ate stuff and watched football.
Fucked a roommate guy in the ass with a cucumber, twice in one day.
Spoiler: now dating the guy.
>>753166542
the enthusiasm
>>753175242
23 and I'm about a 30 min drive from ohio state
Guess I better start trolling grindr for some cock to suck...
When I was 12 years old. I had a friend who's mom molested us.
One of the "games" we'd play was that we'd play video games, and whoever was playing would get their dick sucked until they lost their turn.
She then instructed us to takes turns sucking. I really didn't want to, but showed no hesitation because I was afraid I wouldn't be invited over anymore. So I sucked my friends little cock.
She had me eat her pussy one time. Looking back, even though I was molested, I have no regrets and still jerk off to the memories. I do have a major mom/milf fetish and it sucked that I didn't actually have real sex until I was 18.
>>753175964
Ohio state, huge party school, might have luck finding some real freaks there.
>>753175964
>>753176081
To build on that, aim for the summer semester, less pickings for the girls.
>>753175699
Damn.
Though I hate when people don't knock.
Or worse, knock then immediately open the door.
>>753172356
fag
Tips on getting discreet dick? Last thing I want is for everyone to know I'm a fag
>>753176585
Thanks, I was waiting for that.
>>753176674
Craigslist, seriously, you're not going to find anyone you know.
I made out with a guy at a party once. When I was in grade 6, a 7th grader suggested we suck eachothers dicks but I said no and we never spoke again.
>>753175257
>I listened to Alanis Morissette once out of my own free will.
Greentext how you fell so low as to do this.
>>753161318
>could suck chrome off a trailer hitch
My sides have left this physical realm
>>753157794
I was once leaving work late, wife ate dinner
Stopped at McDonald’s for food, the fucking kid behind he counter, dude I don’t know he wa smaybe 16-20 and for some reason I got that feeling ya know
Like I had never really had any gay thoughts particularly never exporimented but what I get when I saw this kid was actual sexual attraction
Shit freaked me the fuck out
>>753176431
oh shit that reminds me of one of the times we fucked, actually.
>inna woods
>smoking pot
>it's like 12 pm
>just got back from a party
>drunk and high as fuck
>might have done shrooms don't remember now
>bunch of people were listening to rave and electro and handing out glowsticks that attach to each other like spiderwebs and shit
>we start cracking them and wrapping them around our bodies like it's armor or some shit
>just running around wearing 20 glowsticks each, as you do
>made it out into the golf course
>start groping and kissing while smoking pot
>gives me a super that turns into us making out
>we go to a gondola type thing and have sex
>make our way back to the street and we go our separate ways
>have brother who works at the golfcourse
>doesn't work nights so it's cool
>hear from him how there were two gay dudes runnign around with glowsticks fucking on the golfcourse last night
>his manager calls them "night fairies"
>laugh my ass off uncontrollably
>me and my friend are the night fairies
pretty sure that's why we stopped going there, actually
>>753176836
Oh also I have this pic saved on my phone but not for gay reasons
>Never did anything with a guy but was bisexual
>Joined an on-line group of married bi guys
>It was a national group
>Local guy says hi. Wants to know if I'd like to meet for coffee
>Agree to meet at local mall
>Sit and talk about being married, bi and not getting any from our wives
>Place is crowded and not really a good place for conversation so he suggests we go out and sit in our car
>Get into his and talk a little more
>Out of nowhere he suggests we jack off together
>He goes ahead and pulls his cock out and starts jerking off
>I just stare at it and feel the need to have it in my mouth
>Lean over and start blowing him in the middle of the day in a crowded mall parking lot
>He gets nervous about being seen so I tell him to follow me
>Drive to a nearby hotel and go into their parking garage
>Poorly lit, no cameras and middle of the day so not much activity
>Finish blowing him
Used that parking garage until kids started drinking there and the cops stepped up patrols.
>>753177095
Tha't god damned amazing.
That manager deserves a medal of some sort.
Your mom.
>>753177095
meant 12 am, fuck.
fuck you, clocks.
>>753157794
I've kissed a few guys here and there, nothing serious
>>753177095
>Night fairies
Holy shit I'm dying
>>753157794
>gayest thing you've done
i bought a miata.
Been sucked/Sucked off GFs uncle at GFs birthday...While she was in the same hotel room sleeping. Very drunk, never happened since.
>>753157794
yo wtf is that sengoku rance?
Been fucked in the ass twice and sucked off about 5 guys. Would definitely recommend it
>>753163229
>15
>black ops 2
MODSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>753178690
Bo2 was 5 years ago
>>753167253
>> Lots of attempts to suck my dick but I don't want my cock in some fag's mouth.
>>753179056
Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
Got pretty drunk with my older brother, he was 22 and I was 18. Staying at his place after he got a job and moved out of state. Go to the bars then come back to his place and keep drinking. Sitting on the couch watching TV when some tits come on. We start talking about tits and start comparing his gfs tits to my gfs. I bust out my phone and show him my girls small tits, he keeps scrolling and sees some dick pics and makes fun of my cock. I call him a fag and bet him that he's smaller than me (I'm 6"). He unzips and unfurls a pretty thick 8" cut cock, that's getting semi erect looking at my girls tits. I bust out my cock to compare and put mine side by side, now touching cocks. He leans his head back as he gets even harder feeling my cock against his. I start to slowly stroke his cock as he gives out a moan. He chugs the rest of his beer, puts a blanket over his head and says "Just do it". I get on my knees and blow his thick cock. He blows down my throat a huge fucking load and almost immediately passes out. I clean up, go stroke, and pass out too.
Next day we don't say a word about it and act like everything is normal. Truthfully not sure if he remembers or not, but was crazy hot tasting his cock and cum.
here's my bum.
>>753180077
Sucked some anon suck. I'd totally do it again too. NE bro here
>>753157794
I own 2 dildos...
>>753167382
Wow! That's PRIME PUSSY in that picture. When the aus gets kinda looking lke a slit, that's when I can tell the guy has been regularly penetrated. Mine looked like that when a friend of mine was fuckng me regularly.
>Be me in high school
>My buddy's girlfriend is a very pretty redhead with a mind full of cocks
>He comes out as bisexual to me, asks if he can suck my dick
>Turn him down
>Next day, he proposes a 3-way with his girlfriend
>Man up because I want to bang his gf
>Start fooling around, she's blowing me
>Then they both are blowing me
>Then just he is blowing me
>I notice she's just watching
>Go soft, I'm not into dudes
>Things get awkward
>Leave
Never talked about it again.
I like to cum on my own face, I always regret it instantly but when I get horny the urge is always there
>>753168963
>Why would you ever do this?
Making out and having a guy slowly undress me while he fondles me and plays with my titties and sucks my nipples and kisses me passionately is SO fucking hotttttt!!!!! I am bi and love kissing women but used to be very squeamish about kissing with a guy, but I decided that was silly, it's all just skin. Now I love to make out with hot older men. The added romance and intimacy is so much hotter than just an impersonal fuck. Anyone else care to weigh in?
Always had a sort of dream to do it with a guy, done it one time and realized I’m not gay at all I told the guy to go
>>753157794
I sucked my brother's dick.
>>753181427
Near the 2 big cities?
>>753163229
gayest thing I've done to this day is being jealous of you
>>753182130
Hi Andrew.
>>753170618
>How do you go from considering yourself straight but a bit curious to sucking off multiple guys through a glory-hole in a gay bathhouse?
I went from considering ymy self straight but a bit curious to fondling to getting fucked to sucking off guys all the way to saying "I love you" and being called "My wife" by a gay lover. It's evolution and being open to new things. I still love women and pussy but I also love cock and cum and letting my fem side get attention too.
Let dudes put their penis inside me.
Tried on my mummy's panties, thoughts?
>>753175948
>the enthusiasm
Fuck yeahhh! That was HOT!
>>753182376
nice ass mang
>>753176674
>Tips on getting discreet dick? Last thing I want is for everyone to know I'm a fag
Grindr, Scruff, Craigslist. First two are primarily gay but has bi guyz too. CL has everything and tends to be a bit crazier.
Accident clicked on gay pron. watch for 15secs max. Nearly hurled.
and occasional trap on /b/
>>753180678
DAMN, dude! You have a fine very fem looking ass!! Show us your pussy!
>>753182008
Kissing is essential for me. I can have a guy play with my cock and nothing will happen. But once we start kissing I get harder than diamonds.
I was meeting up with a fuck buddy for a year and he refused to kiss.I changed jobs and the last time we met he ended up kissing me. He then said "I should have done that a year ago."
>>753182376
Nice butt...cute toes too!
How many of you would nut in my virgin pussy
>>753182631
>Kissing is essential for me. I can have a guy play with my cock and nothing will happen. But once we start kissing I get harder than diamonds.
Absolutely! I can SO relate to that. Especially hot when a guy comes up behind me. put his hands under my shirt and plays with my boobs and nipples while he kisses my neck and cheeks. DAMN! Diamonds just writing about it!
>>753182692
>How many of you would nut in my virgin pussy
Meee! But I am doubting that pussy is virgin.
>>753170684
And he made it right.
>>753182692
Great ass and feet bro
8.5/10 would smash
>>753182631
>He then said "I should have done that a year ago."
I can relate. When I first started fooling with my long-time lover, I refused to suck him off or allow him to cum inside me or kiss him. He was so patient! It literally took years but then I realized I was being silly and I decided to quit being such a wimp and just go for it. Now I want all three every time we get together. I should have done it when we first get naked together.
>>753183038
>Great ass and feet bro
>8.5/10 would smash
Amen!!!
"Straight"..."bi"..."gay"... What's the difference? It's all just skin we are touching and kissing and licking and sucking. We have no problem drinking the secretions of a dairy animal but we get queasy about swallowing a man's cum. WTF?? Does not make sense.
>>753182008
>kisses me passionately is SO fucking hotttttt!
>kisses me passionately
Just no.
gay sex
>>753158359
thats sum gay shit anon
>>753183485
>>kisses me passionately is SO fucking hotttttt!
>>kisses me passionately
>Just no.
Why no? Man's lips. woman's lips...all just skin. WTF?
>>753183602
I'm not even a huge fan about kissing women, and some men taste pretty bad imo. That and I dislike the way men smell.
In addition I have zero romantic interest in men. I love the cock, but that's about it. I can't stand kissing or cuddling with men. Huge turnoff on par with vomit for me. I just really, really hate it.
>>753183782
>I'm not even a huge fan about kissing women, and some men taste pretty bad imo. That and I dislike the way men smell.
>In addition I have zero romantic interest in men. I love the cock, but that's about it. I can't stand kissing or cuddling with men. Huge turnoff on par with vomit for me. I just really, really hate it.
I can relate. I used to be kinda like that. Could never imagine kissing a man. But one can evolve and I did. I LOVE the heady aroma of a man's balls and ass crack and arm pits when they are slightly sweaty-musky. And I love to cuddle with a slightly chubby guy with nice tits, soft belly and thighs and a nice full round ass.
>>753158774
>FLACK FLACK FLACK
>>753184042
And have kissed men. I still instinctively hate the way they smell. I hate the taste and smell of "musk".
Now I like kissing my wife, but rarely for sexual reasons.
I will never enjoy any form of "intimacy" with a man. I hate body hair. I hate the hip shape, the lack of tits, the smell, the sound of a males voice, etc. The cock aside, there is not one single I find romantically or sexually attractive about men.
>>753182692
Anal is gross. I want to see your fat dick and smooth balls.
>thread lasts nine hours on /b/
dafuq?
Is it more gay or less gay if you're only attracted to cock, but the thought of kissing a guy or even getting blown by him grosses you out?
Seriously I'm 0% into gay foreplay but love blowing dudes and getting fucked what 2 heck
Fucked my half sister's, half brother who claimed he was a women. He put on our sister's clothes and makeup and was really passable too. We fucked in secret until he fucked it all up and cut his dick off. Just like his hero Caitlyn Jenner.
>>753184466
>I will never enjoy any form of "intimacy" with a man. I hate body hair. I hate the hip shape, the lack of tits, the smell, the sound of a males voice, etc. The cock aside, there is not one single I find romantically or sexually attractive about men.
How about trannies? No hair, fem voices, tits, often have shapely hips and legs...usually very well groomed and smell like heaven. But with a cock and balls.
tried to get my cock sucked by a guy off grindr at night in a park. went to the wrong one got blue balled as shit.
feels bad man
>>753166298
>>753170585
Count me in you guys! Stuck a toilet brush handle in my ass a few times. Pic related, not mine but the closest pic I could find on Google (aside: after that search session I swear manufacturers are fully aware these shits will be used for assplay, handle designs like those don't just happen by themselves). Wasn't a big fan of the hole in the handle, it scooped a bit of poop. Next time tried to douche first - wrapped a rubber band real tight around the nozzle of an old bike waterbottle to keep it open and squirted a bottle or so up there. Boy that felt weird.
Basically stopped messing around because it took too long, didn't want to hold up the bathroom too noticeably. Not the gayest thing I've ever done because I've jerked it with a buttplug in my ass. (Gonna say rubbing dicks with my cousin when I was like nine was pretty normal kiddie exploration and not the gay.)
>>753185885
That is the ideal (well realistic ideal). Smell is still an issue sometimes, but rarely. Shame I can never find any
/sigh/
>>753170877
You uh, you have three dicks?
>>753157858
Same
>>753158336
Yo is that Milo?
>>753157794
Got drunk, thought I'd check out a gay sauna, bummed a business man from New Zealand. Didn't tell GF.
>>753157794
Went to pride got free drinks and fucked two dudes in a sex hotel
>>753172569
>sucked off guy who gave me swimming lessons, turned into a fwb type dealio
If you're still around, this sounds pretty interesting. What happened?
>>753157794
Bottom in a gang bang
I was owned by two bearish daddies who along with their friend and a couple they know, dressed me in some latex then spitroasted me in a sex swing while I tried to jerk two cocks at the same time. It was amazing but it was busy. Ironically even though I'm a colossal fag there were too many cocks for me
>>753172992
What kind of school? Mine might be atypical but I can't imagine someone getting ostracized for what you described (high ranked stem institute)
Let my friend suck me off while i ran battlegrounds in wow
>>753187688
what's the right number of cocks
>>753174846
I realize the story is likely fiction, but I want to believe. How old were you guys?
>>753188042
for me 3 or four. I just managed to jerk one in each hand but the weird angle with the sling hurt my shoulder cause of how I had to reach back, with 5 cocks my daddy chose to just edge and watch before coming in last and fucking me but overall it was two many men for that kind of setup
Met up with a guy from the internet and then didn't bang him because he was ugly irl and actually creeped me out.
>>753183324
Because it contains putrescine.
>>753181813
Zoz'ed
Sorry for your troubles /b/ro but the mental image is pretty funny
>>753158132
How do you wear a butt plug?
>>753157794
Currently in a loving relationship with another young man. Been together for 3 years now. Gayest thing is when he got us matching christmas jumpers
>be me
>be 20 and in uni
>still virgin and just wanted to feel something
>find a gay bar and just sat by myself
>guy approaches me and buys me a drink
>we talk for bit and felt comfortable
>after 30 mins, we leave for his place
>have some wine, listening to some soft music
>readytolose.virginity
>tell him that this is first for everything
>he says he will be gentle
>starts rubbing me between my legs
>diamonds popping out of my pants
>strokes me gently and licks my cock
>ask me if i want to try
>say yes and proceed pull down his pants
>wow, biggest dick i have seen
>closed my eyes
>about to taste first dick but he mumbled something
>opened eyes to see this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era asking me for tree-fiddy
>"I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY, YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!
>>753188263
>Because it contains putrescine.
Semen also contains spermine and spermidine which are good for ya. Spermine is a known antioxidant, and is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has synthesized the compounds into a facial cream. I prefer to get my spermine right from the source, thank you. Semen also contains lots of vitamin C and other vitamins: There's a multivitamin in each mouthful of spooge: One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc
>>753188970
hot
>>753188513
>How do you wear a butt plug?
I wear mine around my neck.
Fingered my ass, but can't keep it up without hurting like shit. Looked for things to use as dildo but haven't found shit i'm brave enough to put up there. Don't wanna spend on a dildo. I've been trying to get prostate orgasms. Fingers got me close before and made me leak like hell but no moneyshot and i doubt i'll ever get one from just fingering my ass which is frustrating as fuck
>>753189190
I bet you use lemon juice to tone your skin too.
Look dude, people can and will not enjoy giving oral sex to either gender. If you enjoy getting your face glazed, that's great. But it's not a dermatological formulation.
>>753188970
hot but
>loch ness monster
>crustacean
>>753189357
it's my arm that starts hurting, not my ass, be the way. Either i have short arms, short fingers, or both. Frustrating cause it feelsgud but can't keep it up without losing boner from arm pain.
>>753189394
>>>753189190 (You)
>I bet you use lemon juice to tone your skin too.
Nope, I'll stick to spooge facials, thanks. I also use it in certain gravies. I have the spooge recipe book.
>>753189742
Heh. Baby gravy.
Here's the Spooge Analysis.
>>753186948
Same. I use the handle of it. I would get a dildo or buttplug, but im afraid my family would find it.
>>753184042
we're gonna need a lot of voltage for this one
I have the ebook version of this. You can do a lot more with this versatile ingredient than just shoot it over your cookies or sandwich or cream your coffee...very versatile stuff spooge!
had a thee sum where i was made to suck cock and got fucked but secretly liked it
>>753188837
>Gayest thing is when he got us matching christmas jumpers
Reminds me of one of my first exposures to gay sex.
>be 16
>friend (Alan, gay guy) of my best friend's brother is about 22
>he knows I have a crush on him
>Christmas comes and a lot of my friends go away (poor fag so have to stay home)
>Alan asks if I want to go to a Christmas party with him
>why not? nothing better to do
>jump in his car and he drives into the city
>takes an hour to find a parking space
>cold as fuck walk to the party
>walk in and the hosts come out to greet up
>both guys have matching christmas jumpers on
>both see I'm cold and give longer-than-normal hugs
>one says to Alan "he's a cutie"
>party on dudes
>below drinking age but still have a few
>party going full blast and Alan asks if I want to see the rest of the townhouse
>gives me the nickel tour
>get up to one of the bedrooms and he closes the door
>it's pitch dark
>feel him fumbling with my pants
>pulls out my cock and starts giving me a blow job
>a little too drunk and can't cum
>we go back downstairs
>one of the guys asks Alan how it was
>he explains there was no lift-off
>guy grabs my hand and takes me upstairs
>on his knees and starts sucking my cock
>this guy knows what he's doing
>five minutes later I'm filling his mouth with cum
>brings me downstairs
>says to Alan "what a sweet boy"
>>753167400
>tfw you will never be as alpha as this guy
>>753190231
Did you and Alan eventually fugg
Macho Mojito! Mmmm!!! Love this one!
>>753157794
The classic
>cheap travel trip
>visiting Thailand for a couple of days
>cheap hotel in rough area
>herewego.jpg
>seeing the night life
>watching for thieves
>find the ladyboys
>ladyboys approach
>dat broken english
>one of them literally repeating "NO AIDS NO AIDS YOU RIKE? NO AIDS"
>pick the better looking one
>get fucked up on booze
>ladyboy knows where to score good weed
>score weed
>back to hotel
>waste no time
>naked, he got a lil button mushroom dick, topkek
>give him a facefucking
>flipped onto his belly
>rough pounding
>give him his money and off he goes
>text friends to tell them
>all laugh about it and I'm now a gay nigger
rough and hard in his poohole he loved it
>In college
>Never been interested in dudes, still aren't
>Make friends with this group of dykes
>Meet a stereotypical sissy gay dude through them named C
>C is nice as hell and pretty fun to be around
>Only one among them that knows shit about video games
>Hanging out on C's birthday at dyke's apartment
>He straight up asks me if he can suck my dick and everybody laughs
>Think he's joking, later turns out he's serious
>Not disgusted or anything, but tell him it'd just be disappointing for him because I couldn't get it up for a dude
>Corners me before I leave and basically begs me to come by his apartment that night and let him give it a try
>Fuck it, tell him I'll be there
>Show up, feeling kind of weird about this
>Living room is dark, hallway light is on
>Instructs me to sit on the couch and forget he's there
>He kneels, takes my dick out, compliments my size
>Whole thing feels really uncomfortable at first
>No facial hair on him and pretty feminine hands, so at least there's that
>But this dude has some supernatural sucking abilities
>Completely forget there's a dude blowing me
>Get rock hard and stay hard from sensation alone
>Works my shaft and balls like a machine
>Bust a nut so fucking big that we're both laughing about it while he's trying to swallow it all
>Thanks me, never tells the dykes, never hits on me
>Let him do it one more time before I move away and he throats me like nothing
Don't regret it.
