S/FurOld times edition.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
S/Fur
Old times edition.
Forgot to bump thread lol
>>753151112
Cute! I'm on it!
Drugs solve every problem.
Except LSD, its just fun!
I want LSD, and shrooms. Been dying to try them since I was like 12.
You won't regret it! But in order to enjoy psychedelics, you gotta be happy/in a good state of mind, or else.
True. I'm trying to get better. Weed definitely helps in taking my mind off her, and this antidepressant is slowly working more.
You'll never forget.
If only I could fucking get some.
Day 98
>>753152151
NiCe FeEt
>>753152126
She's cu...
>lip piercing
>having a lip at all
Ruined
>>753152232
I like piercings.
>>753152259
>hair
>stupid elf ears
Literally every time
>>753152409
Creampies pls
no
Why are there 4 sfur threads?
>>753152419
Good because I like them.
>>753151264
Can confirm.
>>753152508
Not sure.
>>753152722
'Kay I'm really high, but are these all the same image?
>>753152814
Drugs are fun. He does color edits.
>>753152814
Yeah, they are!
>>753152874
Shitty color edits
>>753152874
Ah, super. Thanks, I was about to start licking my phone.
>>753152942
They're decent.
>>753152942
Very cool! I'll be sure to take a look when I'm sober.
>>753153132
You're decent! <3
>>753153183
Don't accidentally the thread!
>>753153268
Not good enough though.
>>753153268
How would one go about.....
You know what? Nevermind.
>>753153321
Don't you sell yourself short!
>>753153406
Pretty hard not to at 5'2".
>all these edits and he didn't remove the lip piercing
>>753153397
Don't not love me!
>>753153437
>Wants to remove sexy metal
kys
>>753153428
You're so cute and short!?
>>753153498
Still not cute enough...
What two colors for the leopard?
>>753153535
Bullshit.
B U L L S H I T
U
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S
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>>753153573
If only I were a cute girl like I should have been...
>>753153498
Friend, I don't think I know how
>>753153610
I mean, in today's world, you still can be. Though I hear those with gender dystopia or whatever generally have higher rates of suicide, and since you already wanna die, you may full on die.
>>753153610
Saaaaame feeels
>>753153675
No, I wouldn't be a girl; I'd just be an even more fucked up guy.
>>753153758
You would make a cute girl, being all short. I'm 6'1", so lets make this happen!
>>753153675
At least I have a husband who helps me pretend.
>>753153278
HAH, GAAAAAY
>>753153852
Just remember, being on the other side of your equation, the dick makes it better~
>>753153752
I have the height, the looks, the personality. Just not the chromosomes and genitalia. I hate myself.
>>753153812
I'll never be a real girl no matter what. It doesn't matter.
>>753153498
>kys
You first faggot
>>753153929
How so?
>>753153938
>posts scat
That doesn't work on me, that doesn't affect me lol
>>753153852
Me?
>>753154073
Cause! besides it meaning it's easier to access, you're a dude; you're a homie at heart and don't have a chemical imbalance every month. Best of all worlds.
Need to sleep now, I have shit to do later. Night, sfur.
>>753154267
Nigga still needs a prostate exam.
>>753154173
I wish
>>753154267
No argument. Respect trumps love any day.
>>753154329
You are a charmer!
>>753154449
Takes one to know one!
>>753154570
I'm no charmer, you! I'm just the editor!
>>753154622
>How The Grinch Shows Ass
>>753154328
That's just when you hit 40, or if you have a genetically inclined for trouble in that direction.
>>753154433
dubs chekt. You're right, that's what makes shit last. Sounds like your partner is fucking great too, "Playing pretend" with you or however you so put it.
>>753154659
< Would still fuck
>>753154635
I'm just saying I'm not the only one who aims to please!
>>753154694
Or if you're a guy deep down. :(
>>753154747
I think you're the only one here, everyone else is slightly vapid lol
>>753151883
>File: 1432854491282.jpg (133 KB, 1280x1147)
no drug can make you forget something or make you feel better
can fully say from trying alcohol, weed, ketamine, GHB, acid, shrooms, and other research chemicals
tried enough drugs to be a walk-in clinic
>>753154694
You know, you're right. I ask him to breed me like it's springtime, and his obliging would be inconvenient if I had girl parts.
>>753154747
>>753154847
Shut up and fuck already, fags
There's a lot of love in the thread suddenly. What happened? <3
>>753154931
N-no homo!
>>753154847
I think it'd be a pretty crass circlejerk without some polite conversation!
I appreciate that you're so willing to provide it.
>>753154966
>pretty homo
Stay on topic biiiiiiitch
>>753155012
>>753154847
I'll fuck both of you if you don't stop talking
>>753154847
I'd take offense to that if it were true. Go get em tiger.
>>753154785
I mean sure. Prostate checks are for men. But Everyone (I believe) ought to get a colonoscopy in their middle age.
>>753154895
Funny you Say! Had that problem with my girl. She likes to be treated like a cumdumpster, but she freaks the fuck out up until the moment her cycle starts. The pill sure aint enough to keep the paranoia at bay.
>>753154931
Want to spot me the airline ticket, sugar?
>>753155021
I am on topic!
>>753155012
You're very right anon, I like your sugar sweet thinking!
>>753155073
. . . Sjrifjjsfbdhdbfhchdhdhd
>>753155074
You are cute!
>>753155091
Earn your airfare on the corner like the rest of us
>>753155073
I suppose I'll just keep talking, then!
>>753155178
You sound slutty. You're hired!
>>753155167
>>753155021
>I am on topic!
>s/fur
>posting dongs
WHICH IS IT, OBAMA?
>>753155074
"A neatly dodged bullet is no better than not having been shot at."
Fuck that, creampies for everyone.
>>753155296
>your image has a dong
DOUBLE STANDARD!
>>753155178
Can I share your corner? You sound savvy.
>>753155215
It was a fucking promise, cunt
>>753155252
I'm no slut, I'm working for a living
I don't fuck for free
>>753155415
When did I ever say for free?Biitch, I pay top dollar for slut!
>>753155167
Thank you kindly, one of two of my more randy compatriots.
>>753155296
I guess it all is just up to interpretation. When is dicc too much dicc?
>>753155313
I resonate with both of those vibes you just said. Fuck having to dodge that bullet, but also those sweet, sweet creampies. Decisions, decisions...
>>753155329
see >>753154966
Mine has vagoo, yours is just dong\\
>>753155394
Step off, ho, my clients know it's my corner
>>753155482
You posted dong too!
>>753155415
I hope so! You sound a bit.... volatile.
Can I help you vent some of that tension?
>>753155461
I do it for the money, sex is a bonus
>>753155472 >>753155296
No such thing, but s/f has to have some vajayjay
>>753155585
You're deflecting, am I hiring you or not/
why are paws better than feet?
>>753155545
Prove it
>>753155549
The tension helps with the next romp
>>753155633
They're not
>>753155472
Between wives like me and the pill, I'm sure we can always make the right decision. What a time to be alive.
>>753154158
And yet you replied
>>753155619
Make an offer, but I don't do dirty dick
>>753155647
>>753155685
Or did I?
>>753155689
What's dirty dick?
>>753155721
That's a cooter with a knob inside it
s/fur prereq is >1 chacha
>>753155647
Offer me a romp, I'll ask you for a rut!
Deal?
blowjobs
>>753155794
No u
>>753155740
Yes, you did
>>753155801
What about 2?
>>753155867
But did I really?
>>753155773
if you have to ask, you probably got it
>>753155806
wanna skerfuffle?
>>753155585
True, must posses some vagoober. I'm just putting forth the question~
>>753155672
Gah but the pill is not foolproof. I think the IUD's are the real way of the future. Would make for practically remorseless cum depositing, just is a bitch to get when she in between insurance/doctors.
>>753155633
Not sure why, but keep showing good examples!
>>753155831
Mhmm
>>753155831
Only if I can swallow. Wouldn't want any unseemly stains!
Where's my space furry waifu
>>753155927
The pill worked for me and my love. Loved creaming her.
>>753155964
I'm right here! :D
>>753155874
I did say >1 that's supposed to be greater than or equal to but I was too lazy to find ≥ on the keyboard
>>753155978
Beam me back up I don't have to work until tomorrow nobody will know I'm gone
>>753156016
But lesbians is gay!
>L/Fur arises again
>>753156055
<3! Anything for you love!
>>753155965
I mean yeah I'm sure it works, just that she doesn't trust it, and has panic attacks until her cycle starts. The stress makes it not worthwhile. alas~
>>753156060
L/f was just blanketed by s/f and fell by the wayside
>>753156165
Ah, I see! IUD is correct then!
>>753155944
Don't be a faggot, lemme skerfuffle
>>753156178
I know, I just remembered when it was a thing being forced lol
>>753156237
No to dirty dick
>>753156241
That's rape
>>753156085
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/450/154/820.jpeg
Still doing the _____ on the _____?
>>753156165
I dig it. I'm trying to save the ~$1500 to get my girlfriend one as a surprise.
>>753156253
I don't got a dirty dick
>>753156274
Yeah!
>>753156271
Nope!
>>753156314
Same!
>>753156314
But you've got a dirty soul, and that's what matters.
>>753156227
Mhmm, just waiting on the doctor situation to get sorted out. Then it's back to creampie city! I'm sick of condoms again.
>>753156290
Nice! Gives me the idea to do the same. I would love to flex like that when I get a chance
>>753156324
It is if it's forced. I'm a rape fantasist, I would know
>>753156333
don't lie, lying is bad
>>753156384
We tried condoms for her (I'm her only partner, I usually pull out), but she didn't like it
>>753156364
My soul is beyond saving
>>753156408
Not lying not forced!
Is filenames here?
>>753156317
If only this were actually a space furry and not just an anon
>>753156496
Of course!
>>753156496
Yeah about 150 of them
>>753156499
Y-you don't think I'm real, love?
>>753156440
I spy with my little eyes, 1 set of 2 lies.
>>753156511
Maximum zozzle
>>753156507
How are you? Also good job on the color edits.
>>753156527
You must be Asian!
>>753156408
/b/ is truly the dreamteam panel of experts the world's leaders have been waiting for.
>>753156543
I'm pretty gay! And you:
>>753156427
Good on you that she didn't like it. Moderately jelly! lol My girl doesn't like the pull out method, doesn't want to take a bad chance. Even though I have like a 3-year tell before I cum. Again, Alas~
>>753156583
Same! I jack off so much and I had a testicle injury so now I can tell when I cum and I don't precum!
>>753156555
>I'm pretty gay!
Well duh. I'm having a good night.
>>753156526
What is our relation?
>>753156544
You got me. Rice is life, keeps me energetic and slim.
>>753156549
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lies
>>753156637
I mean, I'm straight, I swear! I'm glad you're having fun, anon!
>>753156431
But your dick isn't, and that's what really counts.
>>753156654
Ries! It's my cum!
>>753156621
Duuuude almost same! One time I jerked off so much I nearly gave myself testicular torsion. Could have lost a nut. But now I am a cock wizard.
>>753156668
This man has said all I need to, ya big homo.
>>753156681
>>753156654
My point, inexactly.
>>753156758
<3 I love Cockwizard! But we are bros of controlled cum!
>>753156681
My dick never needed saving. It wasn't like it was ever in danger, unless the danger was being bitten off.
>>753156682
Cum provides only proteins, for healthy skin and lean muscle
>>753156791
I'm not a homo, you're just cute!
>>753156836
Cum provides love for qtbutts like yours!
>>753155884
Yes, really
>>753156865
I'm not so sure
>>753156823
Some real camaraderie I'm feeling here, my dude~ cockwizard casts: cumchrono
>>753156836
And that was the lesson all along!
Also i seriously need to stop thinking about dick. Husband needs sleep for work
>>753156837
Famous last word before you have a mouth full.
>>753156902
I am
make a thread
Why we have not /furry/ ?
>>753160344
We do. It's called "/trash/".
>>753155944
The Democratic party strikes again!
