Dubs says what do
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Dubs says what do
beer can in her pooper
get
pop a titty out
Sex, I guess?
>>753139820
Stop putting a slash before the month number pussylips McGee
tits or gtfo
insert phone in her shitbox
>>753139820
post nudes
>>753139820
Shove that spatula in her hand, up her ass.
>>753139820
throw out that shit PBR and get some real beer that isn't for needle-dick faggots
>>753140013
roll
>>753139820
boiling pot on her ass
checked
Propose to her
Politely ask her what she is making.
>>753139820
show puss
>>753140080
rull
have her take a picture of you cooking in your underwear.
>>753139820
Cut off a fist-full of her hair
>>753140101
then prolapse to her
house looks like a flip
>>753140144
OP DELIVAR
>>753140144
awesome
Shits in whatever she's cooking
dick in mouf
Fuck puss
dem boobies
haf dat sex wit dick n pssui
Have her suck your cock on her knees in the kitchen, and give us a POV shot of her looking up at you while she does.
>>753139820
If dating, ask her to marry you. If married, tell her you want a divorce. You must follow through.
here are dubs now post timestamp face and her looking upset
>>753139820
Give her the dicking she deserves.
But if you're going to sit there dick in your hand, start posting tits and such.
>>753140444
checked
>>753140444
Trips demands
>>753140466
fake, checked, they are fake dubs.
cream pie.
>>753139820
Make her shit.
>>753140444
Checked
>>753140466
>>753140444
Winrar. These could be combined too lol
Tits and ass
make her pregnant. Keep the baby, name it skylar.
Furiously fuck her and post it
Tits with face
Finger in the ass
>>753139820
take a picture of her playing video games naked
>>753140676
Reroll
Take the bra off!
>>753140642
then rape the baby you left that out
tits with face
>>753140593
Delicious. Give her cunt high praise, can't wait for the rest of the contributions.
>>753140670
reroll
Stick an apple up her ass.
>>753140698
roll
>>753140676
Reroll a
>>753140670
reroll
>>753140698
Reroll
>>753139820
Become a cuck. Enjoy watching her fuck other men.
Cock slap her ass
>>753140698
Rollerino
>>753140754
re
>>753140698
Reeeroll
>>753140676
Roll
add shot
rough anal
>>753140754
rere
>>753140877
WINRAR
>>753140877
WINRAR
>>753140840
She already does fuck other men lol. She’s a whore.
Texas? Oh and show butthole. Both of you.
>>753140877
cHECKED
>>753139820
tell her to buy some real beer and let you drink it from her pussy
ffwf roll
>>753140877
Winrar
>>753140670
reroll
>>753140900
win, lets see that ass
Taking a dump on your chest
>>753140840
ROLLIN
Full frontal
Shoe on head bj
>>753140998
ALMOST TRIPS
>>753140754
Roll
op a faggot
Tits
>>753141034
reroll
>>753140444
>>753140466
No face allowed
>>753141055
WINRAR
>>753141055
Winrar
Tits with face
>>753141028
Reroll
>>753141034
Roll
>>753140900
ass
>>753141122
WINRAR
>>753141094
boobs!!!
Man, honestly fuck this post. All i want in life is what's going on that picture. I work so hard man. I know everyone does, I know I'm not entitled to anything. But so very badly I want a blonde wife that is sexy and loves me and cooks and stuff. I have a house at a young age that I worked for and bought. I don't know man. Just fuck life...
>>753139820
splash her with some hot bacon fat, that will teach her not to use an apron.
>>753141094
Cum on mouth
>>753139820
Have pooper sex
>>753141094
Get your fucking hand out of the wayyy reeeeeeee.
kill her lol.
>>753141063
rooool
>>753141172
Im happy
>>753140877
WINRAR finger in pooper
>>753141232
this.
>>753141180
Hang in there dude, it’s not a race
>>753140900
winrar
Tits please
>>753140593
OP you posting these on Snapchat too?
Roll for snap username and user story with you fucking her in kitchen
>>753139820
sandwich
Kill her
>>753141094
Stick slong in pooper
Dick in her ass while she's laying face down.
>>753141028
Reroll
Full frontal
MAKE HER PREGNANT!
KEK REWARD ME WITH THY DUBS QUIT FUCKING SPYING ON ME.
Keep going op I gotta make dinner too I want some gold when I get back to fap to your lady friend.
Boobs.
>>753141028
rere
>>753141301
this.
>>753141267
You sure? Because every day it'll be harder to find any woman that's worth it....
Too whom ever rolled tits. No face rule still stands
>>753141028
plus divorce.
prop her leg on the counter and fuck her in the ass
Insert finger into vag
>>753141427
This i think
>>753139820
Cum in what ever she is making, and eat it
>>753141515
Something in her butt
>>753141515
That was me thanks OP! Since no face, how about a nipple pinch?
Also, Roll
Fuck her doggy
>>753141553
>>753141554
disappointment level: max
wooden spoon in the anus
>>753141582
make her doggy fuck her
>>753141582
Roll
>>753139820
Pull her panties down, bend her over and have her turn back and smile for the camera.
>>753141566
Sorry but she already dried me out today
>>753141600
Should have rolled, faggot
cum in whatever she's cooking and eat it yourself.
>>753141515
Damn just wana caress that collar bone.
Nut on her tits and tummy.
>>753141635
This
>>753141566
Winrar
>>753141603
While balancing an egg on the spoon
pee on her
on her back spreading those legs wide
>>753139820
Dude I have the same stove and microwave in my condo. Where do you guys live? Seattle here.
Roolllllllll
Ass in air, cheeks spread
>>753141600
Disappointment level:fag max
>>753141094
it looks like your dick is flush to her upper lip like she is a cat fish. I cant imagine where her teeth are.
>>753141515
How old is she op?
>>753141722
WINRAWR
FINGER IN ASS I GOT DUBS NIGGER NOW LEMME SEE YOUR FINGER IN THIS WOMANS ASSHOLE
>>753141582
rolling
>>753141727
this
Put an hotdog in her butt and punch her in the face.
>>753141777
this
>>753141777
Aye I got trips you have to do it now
>>753141806
this
>>753141777
video for trips
>>753141666
The fuck kinda defeated trips are those? if you can't give that bitch 2 ropes right now you should just kys.
>>753141727
Rolling for this
this is the boringest thread I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
>zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzz
>>753141700
winrar
>>753141900
WIN
>>753141900
Winrar!!
On back legs open
>>753139820
I have those same countertops.
>Also, tongue punch her fart-box
Roll
>>753141515
More tits
>>753141900
winrar
>>753141899
K faggot, wooden spoon up the ass, balancing an egg, while fucking her doggy style.
Cum or kys.
op slow as shit
>>753139820
Naked from neck down full frontal
>>753142074
he already came
OP is either missing or fucking and not sharing
DP HER USING YOUR COCK AND A WOODEN SPOON WHILE SHE IS WITH HER LEGS WIDE OPEN IN THE TABLE
Sit on counter with legs spread and a cooking utensil of your choice stuck in her cunt.
>>753141180
I'll be your blond housewife, just pay no attention to my dick n balls. Oh yeah I can cook too...
>>753142117
Rolling
>>753142177
WINRAR
>>753142186
hilarious.
Laying down legs spread. Angled where we can see everything but face.
>>753139820
Can't keep up with dubs request and I'm also not horny enough to get a bone. Sorry for being a shitty op. here's this to make it better
>>753141515
Rules are for Reddit pussies, so what is she's my sons third grade teacher. He's failing math anyways so maybe we can work something out...
>>753142129
Or OP is busy creating a photographic masterpiece of the blonde balancing an egg on a wooden spoon hanging out her pooper
Let her rub one with that view from behind
>>753142424
How old? If no face a name?
>>753139820
Steal her phone and see all the dudes she's been fucking behind your back
Put an egg in her popper and use a spoon to take it out, then eat it... film it
fist her
>>753142177
I dont have a wooden spoon
>>753142424
now that you got her prepped bring in the bull.
Still want that spoon in her ass with an egg on it
>>753142540
19. No name because she has a very unique name
>>753142424
have another man fuck her while you watch.
Use other spoon ffs
>>753142662
Op if ya get a hard one, let you do some stuff for herself and document it
>>753142688
Jesus fucking Christ... I’m on fire tonight
>>753142662
Fair enough. She have any tattoos?
>>753142646
OP, like this but with spoon and egg instead
Full frontal
Put dick in pussy
>>753139820
Update photoshop
>>753142344
Thank you I'll be here all week...
fuck
>>753142780
None
You and her just go to bed for the night
as you spoon her ass tell her how much you hate niggers and how hitler was right.
>>753142908
Roll
>>753142877
this but nothing on
OP is she horny
>>753142908
Reroll
>>753142957
Reroll for same pic nothing on
>>753142957
Rolling
>>753142908
This
>>753142923
rarararararararararoll
>>753142877
need to see this shot but with her spreading those lips wide
>>753142688
OOOOPPP JUST USE THE SPOON
Dont be a faggot. Stick your dick in er
>>753142945
Rollin
bent over the bed
>>753143059
Rollerino
>>753142908
Trolling..
collar, bitch.
>>753142957
Rolling for nothing on
>>753143079
this
Slap her tit hard enough to leave a hand print
Pee on her
Tits
>>753143166
Nice
>>753143222
Wasted trips, already saw tits
>>753143222
WINRAR
>>753143214
Amem
Rolllll
Knees together, ass up in the air, panties pulled down
Op here. Bedtime gn
Sorry for being lame but this should of been a trips only thread
>>753142424
>not horny enough to get a bone
You are not a man.
>>753143363
Fag
>>753143363
Op you send 4 pics
>>753143222
>>753143300
>>753143311
Apparently we need more tits.
Get creative op.
>>753143363
OP here, can't get it up, too many dubs I'm ignoring and too afraid to tell my bitch to put a spoon in her ass and balance a fucking egg on it.
Last tit pic for good measure
>>753143608
Make her a creampie
tuck her into bed
>>753143363
Stuff her panties in your fat pretentious mouth and cinch your belt a little too tightly around your neck tie it to your closet rod and drop to your knees, but make sure you lock the door. We all know her chicken limbs aren't taking a door down
>>753143608
Post vid of sex on Facebook and link it
>>753139957
>>753139957
Right? OP go to sleep. You ruined the picture. I can no longer masturbate to anything you post.
>>753143888
Trips get
>>753143608
This
>>753143577
You sure as fuck won't show her the 3 times you said you couldn't get it up.
>>753143888
Lmfao what a perfect time for me to get trip snowmen!!! Two thumbs up for this guy.
>>753144055
Holy fuckin win
>>753144055
Dubsss
> be OP
> start dubs thread saying I'll do anything for dubs
> don't like dubs results
> "can't get it up"
> "should have made trips thread"
> goodnight.jpg
> mfw
>>753139820
Shit in a pan, put it on the stove on highest setting for 20 minutes, post results.
>>753144055
OP MUST DELIVER
Op is gone you fucking faggots
>>753144316
He's already the human embodiment of shit in a pan so paradoxically your request is impossible and preposterous
...
what ever you wanna post...
>>753144477
>dub dubs
Good fucking job asshole.
>>753144477
Nice full house tho...
>>753144477
OP won't ignore those dubs
>>753142424
Would she be willing to do ATM?
anything
dont you hate it when op is a fucking cuck and wont even fuck his own wife
>>753141094
Dear diary, tonight OP was not a faggot.
