Rekt/Gore thread while I wait for the diphenhydramine to kick in
OP bumping
>>753133506
why the fuck did you take dhp? that stuff is garbage. it makes you feel like garbage. if you took enough of it, tomorrow you will feel like complete and utter garbage. buy some fuckin weed you degenerate
>>753133506
waiting for the spiders
Daturafag checking in. Don't be a pussy; do a REAL deliriant.
Pic related: My bitch
>>753133776
I'll feel like garbage either way, at least with this I'll have a good night's sleep, and some weird ass fucking dreams
diphenhydramine is like a guaranteed bad trip. Been to the hospital doin that shit.
>>753133975
Also, OP, how much did you take? Just wondering.
Also, protip: If the side effects make you uncomfortable or persist into tomorrow, consume some nicotine in any form. Even the gum will work. The receptors targeted are different but M1 (muscarinic) acetylcholine neurotransmission in the PNS is first triggered by an upstream NAChR activation. In the end it'll increase M1 activation downstream, alleviating the effects.
Pic related: Shit you probably won't care about.
>>753134556
I had Ibuprofen PM, with 35mg of diphenhydramine in it
>>753134612
Bet he wears a fucking jacket next time.
Couple freshies.
>>753134323
That is a weak ass building, American made i presume?
>>753134612
And that's why you never take your hands off the handlebars.
>>753135080
and wear a fucking mc jacket!
>>753134550
not op but ive been taking dph weekly for about 3 years. as long as i dont take more than 700mg (without tolerance) i really enjoy it. more than weed. There have been times though where i overstepped my boundaries and took way more than i should have but even then as long as my room was well lit and i had music to ground me i was fine.
>>753134612
Serves the lane-splitting faggot right.
>>753135465
Fucking dumbass
>>753133976
Anybody know the story on this????
>>753135046
Overhang at a gas station in Texas if I'm not mistaken. That bricking looks like what use at a lot of our gas stations. At any rate you can see the occupant dive out the passenger side door before it falls on them. Not really rekt, just stupid.
>>753135756
it was in the news 4-8 weeks ago maybe. girl is saying something like, i just killed my sister, what do you think about that. only, using more ghetto language i think
>>753134826
Wat? Buddy, that's a subtherapeutic dose. The normal dose for insomnia is 50mg but it clinically can be upped to 100mg without any negative effects. You're talking to a member of the 400mg club, pal. Only one of us can know the TRUE feeling of your urethra being blocked by concrete & simultaneously having your mouth desiccated by over two thousand saltine crackers at once.
>>753135756
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/24/us/livestreamed-deadly-crash-that-killed-teenage-girl-trnd/index.html
>>753134612
What caused the bike to behave like that? Can you really go into a death spiral just by jerking the thing slightly to one side? Motorcycles are fucking stupid
>>753135394
I've seen so many of these exact things from China. Just little kids fuckin about and getting destroyed. Also, what the hell was that dude doing, kind of just staring?
>>753136009
>Only one of us can know the TRUE feeling of your urethra being blocked by concrete
Ha. I had such bad urinary retention that I gave myself a fucking hernia a few years ago on DPH.
>>753136447
He's on the highway, so he's going pretty fast, which makes it easier to lose control, and you can see he had one hand off the handlebar, if he kept his hands on the bar he would've been fine
>>753135394
baby hodor
>>753136009
> You're talking to a member of the 400mg club, pal
literally babby mode. until you have imagine yourself having a conversation with the luck dragon from the never ending story you cant say shit. 1000mg club or sleep faggot
>>753135465
>hey look I can do thing too! *blows his grill out on the concrete*
Took 500mg 90 minutes ago and feel essentially nothing besides that usual tingly feel. Gonna take another 5 soon
>>753136361
was he alright?
>>753136984
'Twas but a scratch.
>>753136061
>both unseatbelted
Well there's your problem
>>753134444
Lol the car trying to park that gets beat into the spot
>>753134950
Fucking idiots. you don't hit the fire like that, you'll just feed it more air and help it spread. Smother that shit.
>>753133777
A+ cameraman
>>753138184
I hate nerve gas so much.
>>753136447
Probably had a lot of weight in the saddlebags, so that doesn't help, secondarily he's probably a democrat
>>753138216
Post the whole thing, wanna see that twitch
>>753138579
Story?
>>753135080
Tank slappers happen hands on or off.
>>753138551
he doesnt give a single fuck
>>753138754
context?
>>753134950
how tho?
>>753138448
George, George, George of the jungle...
>>753138579
That combo tho
DXM is better faggot.
>>753138954
This is how elevators in America will operate after the Republicans finish eviscerating all those pesky safety regulations.
>>753139313
Kek
>>753138579
story (besides meth)
>>753135467
>lane-splitting
But he was in the middle of a lane. Not to mention it isn't illegal in California and if done properly, i.e. ≤10 MPH differential between you and traffic, and never when traffic is >35 MPH, is safer than riding in a lane.
>>753139172
kek
>>753135756
Sauce in metadata.
>>753136009
Try Oxybutynin. It's for bladder control. If you want to hallucinate and forget where you are, forget what you're saying mid- conversation and basically be unable to walk, as well as the concrete urethra and severely dry mouth and throat, take a few hundred milligrams of that. I took 900 mg once. Can't recommend it though. 100 is plenty for starters.
Prescription only.
>>753138732
nah motorcycles for trumpanzees
>>753138551
That was almost a travesty. Man nearly spilled his beer.
>>753139477
No, obviously he wasn't lane-splitting in the video, but he certainly must have done so in the past.
I know it's not illegal in California, but it should be.
>>753138323
fuckin kek
>>753136447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble
>>753138184
The actual fuck is happening here after the guy shoots himself? Shock?
he had more chance living staying in there.
>>753139218
Yeah dxm is nice. Delsym goes down the easiest but has a delayed effect. Otherwise max strength robitussin has most dxm per mg of liquid
>>753138448
wow, those democrats do things funny don't they?
>>753138920
Anymore like this?
People like these asshole drivers who pass people like assholes and end up getting their assholes fucked?
>>753133976
Fuck the haters bro take them pink pills. How many you take tonight?
>>753139725
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble
thanks anon
I had asked on a previous rekt thread and nobody had a definite answer
>>753139813
>>753138732
>democrat
what
>>753139738
Writhing on the floor is a sign of deep grief in some Asian cultures.
In this case, the store was pumped fill of nerve gas immediately after the kid clerk an hero'd
>>753133975
Never again. That shit was 100x stronger and stranger than psychedelics. I can't believe that type of trip was possible. 6 years later and I still think about it almost everyday
>>753138507
Someone should beat that nigger
>>753138184
Look at them having a sperg-out
>>753138507
That nigger is tired of being owned by every white person that ever lived, in every single subject that matters.
You whites should be ashamed, this is why Jerome is angry
>>753138551
3 strikes and she's out.
>>753140007
Thank you James Bond Triple-07
>>753139477
He deserved it for riding a douche-ass loud as fuck hog, they can all die.
>>753139738
Just how fucking new are you nigga, this literally gets posted on every single rekt thread ever, every single time someone asks what's going on and every single time somebody answers, at this point it should be a bannable offense to ask about this webm
>>753138689
Easy. Doesn't even have to lay a punch.
>>753138507
kek
>>753140251
tell the greentext then bitch
>>753139884
Not that dude but I took 23
>>753138837
Love how he doesn't notice then just turns around looking for the dude
>>753135756
Yeah 3 girls got into a car accident but the one in the grass lived, just took a few months to walk it off.
>>753139524
Don't they sell LSD anymore?
:(
>>753138837
>so I was telling him that I'm not just...Karen?
>Karen
>Are you liste-
>Karen?
>>753138689
night night sweetheart
>>753138507
The niggering
>>753140066
Nigger detected
>>753135465
>>753134444
Chad-tier parking
>>753138252
seen shitlibs saying that him running away was equivalent of giving up and the fact that the security guy shot him again was wrong. Stopping, throwing away the gun is giving up, running away is not
>>753136447
basic physics dumbass. the faster your going, the more the smallest tilt will cause your moto to go out of control. thats why you never drive a moto with one hand like that faggot
>>753139516
Lol at them trying to help him up. Come on buddy walk it off. Rub some dirt on that massive brain trauma.
>>753139663
>it should be
Why? Assuming it's being done properly like I said, it:
• takes a vehicle out of traffic, i.e. removes its impact
• is a way safer place to be if a car coming behind you fails to brake
>>753138837
>>753140471
It's two girls, one is not aware that the other was hit so hard she flew away
>>753140506
Yeah i took 5 tabs and two bottles of delsym. Decided it would be a good idea to go for a drive. On the way home i drove 110 on back roads with no street lights. Did a barrel roll and blew up my truck. Then my family pretty much disowned me for awhile. Think I'm set with that for now.
>>753138729
Are they just retarded or What?
>>753139516
>>753140702
>It's OK, I'm a Pajeet
>>753138252
Top notch security guard.
>>753136003
"if i go to jail for life, you guys already know why, my sister is fucking dieing" ,no shit bitch, your sisters brains are fucking spilling out you dumbass
>>753138689
>Your times up nigger
>>753140696
>thats why you never drive a moto with one hand like that faggot
I've ridden a lot, often riding with one hand, often no hands, never had a bike behave like that. I think it was a shake that started and got worse because of the weight in the saddlebags.
>>753133717
BE CAREFUL OF GIANT SPINNY THINGS
>>753139725
"Holy shit, stay the fuck away from me"
>>753138872
What happened to the baby???
>>753140696
basic physics says that the faster you go, the more the spinning of the wheels will stabilize the bike. the more you know
>>753139090
Fat autist joins the ranks of terrorism and assassinates a "target"
>>753140251
Explain it then faggot.
Because the nerve gas response definitely isn't fucking original
>>753135046
Yeah, you show me an overhang in any other country that could take a full sized camper to it. I'll wait.
>>753139887
My pleasure. Rode for years and thankfully this never happened.
>>753139383
Idiot who doesn't understand politics & regulations spotted
>>753139172
watch out for that
>>753134182
>SQUID racing team
>>753138216
tyrone is a goddamn monster
>>753140182
>immediately goes for the tiddy grab
My dude.
>>753140341
Was waiting the whole time for him to fucking deck that bitch, I mean seriously...
>>753140889
I'll say, handled his shit while losing his shit at the same time.
>>753140341
>equality.webm
This was extremely satisfying
>>753136587
>>753136719
Came here for rekt thread, stayed for completely unrelatable yet hilarious conversation about drugs I have never done. What the hell is DPH, guys. Why do you take it if these are the experiences. Asking for a friend.
>>753140204
>douche-ass loud as fuck hog
Can't disagree with you there.
>>753139313
If I recall correctly from seeing this on LiveLeak, that's not even a bungee cord, it's just a rope.
>>753141334
Possibly of a broken neck, also likey to have several concussion or brain damage
>>753138184
>>753140387
>>753141184
oh ffs..
I'll tell it.
Kid hates life and working for parents.
Kid tells parents he wants to die.
They don't believe him and think he's talking shit on family business and life isn't so bad.
Dad says "Fine, you want to kill yourself? Here's my gun, do it!"
Obviously thinking kid won't.
Kid proves dad wrong and wins argument like pro.
>>753134444
Quads of parking
>>753138732
Only republifags ride motorcycles. This fag was probably on his way to vote Trump or fuck his sister.
>>753133777
>digits
>>753141474
Okay great, that's the context.
What I wanted to know though was what the fuck they were doing sperging out on the floor.
Thanks either way.
>>753141599
Asian dance of sadness
>>753141444
Trips of truth, now you MUST answer my questions fools.
>>753141444
>Came for the rekt thread
>stayed for the discussion of drugs
>Died laughing at granny bongs
>>753141455
Why are 99% of robbery videos posted here on /b/ committed by African origin peoples?
>>753141623
I saw it performed at the MoMA it was moving.
>>753136447
Anyone who has ever ridden a motorcycle can tell you they're actually incredibly stable at speed just like a gyro. The problem is, if you get a wobble and don't know what to do or drive a heavy mid life crisis mobile like this guy you are fucked.
>>753136009
400mg club? That's cute. 750mg, used to do it 3-4 times a week, until I nearly got arrested...
>>753141474
sounds responsible
>>753141599
Reaction.
That's just how they took it I guess.
I could imagine many parents hitting the floor like that after telling their kid to shoot himself, and then he does it in front of them.
Like... that's gotta be a few feels.
>>753141696
Because 99% of crimes are committed by niggers
>>753134556
Teach me how have you learned all of this?
College?
>>753140689
>running away
>with a gun
Still a deadly threat.
>>753141455
Goddamn. The point blank shot in the face.
>>753141226
b/c the clown show administration we have now CLEARLY understands those things.
>>753141502
>Only republifags ride motorcycles
>republifags
That's not even a word, you caused your own argument to fail
>>753141655
It's good to share the laughs
>>753141761
I suppose. Can't say I can speak from experience, I guess I could envision them collapsing more than looking like they're having a seizure
>>753141696
Because white people put on mask and use expensive shit to rob millions for the same amount of risk a black guy at a convenience store
Only difference is white guy is smarter at robbing shit formore$
>>753141831
Badass grandpa
>>753141831
Not all heroes wear capes.
>>753141959
Oh, so all the obviously black skin robbers, are really white people with black makeup on..
pretty sneaky anon, pretty sneaky - I'm trackin!
>>753141896
Yes it is....also I'm stoned as fuk....
>Life's good.gif
>Watching people's heads explode
>>753133506
Are you still with us anon, or are the spiders and shadow people taking all of your attention?
>>753141474
whats up with the reaction tho? guy takes the shot, dad slaps the corpse in the face and proceed to spazm in the floor whit the missus.
maybe is a mating dance to make a new child and drive it to suicide
>>753141831
Good guy with a gun theory
>confirmed
>>753142130
Hahahahaa! More clever than my stoned arse
Come on post more gore make it funny
>>753142240
dad didn't believe the son really anhero'd, thought the little shit shot at the ceiling or something prolly
>>753141455
Niggers: "I don't need skill for a job, all I need is edginess and a gun to get what I want"
>>753142378
there needs to be more gravity rekt like this
>>753134904
Lol women cant cross streets for shit
>>753142378
call Pucketts
>>753142378
Literal beached whale
>>753134182
Holy fuck no thanks
>>753142378
Maybe cut back my omelets to one dozen eggs? And only one 2 liter bottle of pop per day?
>>753142378
Might as well have just started digging her grave there and then and just get it over with.
>>753142240
>>753141924
The spazm I guess I could get as some kind of reaction.. maybe just unbearable sadness, the kicking and crying immediately kind.
The head slap gets me too. I thought maybe he was mad at first?
But thinking on it, maybe he was trying to see if the kid reacted. Like checking to see if he's alive/conscious.
I'm sure he heard the bang and realised what happened. I imagine the smack was in some
momentary hopeful disbelief that the kid was dead and was perhaps simply in an unconscious critical state that a smack may get a response out of.
But no. Kid was kill. Panic smack showed no life.
>>753142491
Can all of you people fuck off back to /pol/ or something.
Look how edgy I am mom I like watching people get hurt and die.
Oh look mom a black man wash shot beacuse he was robbing a store!
Please fuck off somewhere else go to your containment board or get off 4Chan, just please gtfo off /b/.
>>753142768
was*
>>753139431
its just Russia
>>753142768
no u
>>753141831
>>running away
>>with a gun
>Still a deadly threat.
Hehe. Tell that to the judge. Not even close how the law works. If your back is turned you are not a threat. If he at any point slowed down or tried to turn around then it's a different story. You know as much law as the cops think they do.
>>753141761
Maybe don't fucking tell him to kill himself then give him a gun?
Just a thought.
>>753133717
Kek. I love the sweet, sweet anticipation that builds up when your waiting for that filthy, uneducated Gook to get rekd.
>>753142768
You must be new here faggot
>>753142378
not even funny, just sad
>>753142768
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>>753141198
Fitting it has nothing to do with it.
Last time I saw this exactly happen, but with a truck, it just wrecked the trucks slightly instead of falling over.
t. non murifat
>>753142855
Lol right?
10 points to an-hero though.
All those time younger you really wished you could stick it to your parents.
I bet they never recover from the loss of that argument.
And bonus: That kid just won every argument for the rest of his life.
>>753142768
>>753142823
Nice meme.
>>753142913
I've probably been here longer then you.
Don't speak to me without knowing.
Now fuck off.
>>753135863
that's a bank dipshit
>>753140842
>did a barrel roll
kek
>>753140862
Why are all these videos of complete brain dead drivers always from China?
>>753143020
Back to your containment board.
>>753143025
lol i doubt it fagtard just fuck off an die
>>753142768
Every thread for literally years.
>>753139555
>>753139976
>>753141502
falling for this bait
>>753138507
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen all night.
>>753143025
Yeah, a classic meme.
If you've been here so long, then you should fucking know that this shit isn't unusual on /b/ (and even 4Chan in general) so you're not making a good case for your longevity here.
>>753142826
>unaware of law
>accuses someone else of being unaware of the law
Good one, pal.
https://www.cnn.com/2015/04/10/us/south-carolina-case-police-deadly-force/index.html
>"Can an officer use deadly force involving a fleeing suspect which Mr. Scott seemed to be?" CNN legal analyst Avery Friedman asked.
>"Contrary to popular belief, the answer is yes," said Friedman, a civil rights attorney and law professor, "but the use of deadly of force is always conditional."
>The fleeing suspect would have to pose a significant threat of death or of bodily harm to the officer or to others, according to Friedman and other experts.
>>753142699
well they are pretty bullyng the guy, the mom sits and relax to watch the show giving no fucks and the dad gives the gun acting like a douche and lifts the shirt to show his belly (wtf)
srsly, this couple body language reek douchebags
>>753138837
TOPKEK. This was gold.
Reminds me once when we where talking with my friend he suddenly disappeared next from me, there was a hole in the bridge and the asphalt finally gave up and he well down. Nothing happened, it was a short fall.
>>753143206
lol is that your oldest image just look at your image number.
Look who the real newfag is.
>>753143025
than*
>>753143301
I'm not the ass you were talking to.
But I love you.
>>753143093
Ha you can actually see the spark arc up and right in to a FUNNEL IN A JAR OF GUNPOWDER.
>>753141222
This is either fake or the guy has the slowest reflexes possible. He had seconds of time to move.
>>753143448
b-baka ~
>>753143093
>gettysburger
>>753143444
didnt feel like like it now stfu an kys faggot, enjoy the thread
>>753143488
I know how to treat this. Have him blow into his thumb and he should inflate right back up
>>753143648
>like like
Retard.
>>753143488
>Me getting out of bed in the morning.
>Alarm hits like a building falling from the sky
>Heavy ass blanket won't let me get up
>Team of people has to remove me from bed
>Still sleeping
My life in a picture anon.
>Also my luck
>Also my inability to dodge problems
>>753143105
Cause they nap behind the wheel.
>>753143133
What has political incorectness to do with Nasis?
They are not related.
>>753143882
translate
>>753133777
Nice numbers.
>>753143306
>CNN legal analyst
Again, tell it to the judge. You CAN NOT in any case shoot someone in the back unless there is a threat to you or someone else. That could be the argument that others were just outside, but that is not shown on the tape.
If someone breaks in to your house and you shoot them in the back you will go to jail for murder. This is taught at every gun safety course, concealed carry manual, and what any lawyer will tell you. Go read the castle doctrine. I'll wait.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine
>>753143906
I posted the pic as a joke of shock
>>753143906
He posted a Nazi symbol.
Also /pol/ wants to ruin /b/ by posting threads like these.
>>753143488
Is he ok?
>>753143903
relevant filename
>>753144162
/b/ was always putrid shit. /pol/ is just concentrated shit. Basically /pol/ is a subset of /b/. It can't do anything to it.
>>753134444
Checked