What are the red flags you must watch out for /b/ ?
Share relationship / dating advice.
>>753129429
depression
watch out that she doesn't have a penis
Jerk Syndrome - Where she previously dated an asshole and will always compare you to him because she liked said asshole, just not his dickish ways.
It's a lose/lose, because if you're nice to her then you're not as assertive and in charge as the last guy, and if you're a dick to her then you're just another asshole.
Single moms are a no no
>>753129429
Constantly having to upload risky pictures to social media
>>753131004
this, youll never know how truly awkward shit can be when she insists on bringing the baby/kids on your date
>>753131258
Dating older men because she likes more "mature" guys, usually to make up for how immature she is.
>>753129429
extremely narcissistic social media presence/ is a makeup artist
when they get upset or uncomfortable when you hang out with the opposite sex
>>753129429
she wears a faga hat
She must poop, just not in the sink.
>>753129429
A sudden change in cellphone password and resistance to giving up that password.
Telling you she doesn't like your friends and that you need to stop hanging out with them. Sometimes she's right, but quite often its an attempt to isolate you and make you dependent on her.
>>753129429
overly shy
Some serious deal breakers over here.
Steals my pain meds
Agrees with everything
>>753131530
I second this. I had a chick try to make me pick her over a bro while I was balls deep in her. Fuckin psycho. She also hit me on one occasion, after which I stopped talking to her. She also shit on my fouton. Not cool.
More than 1 previous marriage
Keeps exes as friends
>>753129429
thinks loving animals is a genuine personality trait
gets too close too soon. agrees with everything you say. BPD signs right there and I know this from hard won experience
If she tells you everything her friends have said, even in confidence, then you can certain she tells others everything about you.
"Were meant for each other (soul mates)"
Better to be long-term with a chick with a cool personality and average looks than a chick with average personality and good looks.
I'm dating a fat chick, and she's totally chill. Less crazy, too.
>>753129429
has a harem of orbiter male friends
No arms and legs means she will will rely on you too much
>>753131869
Same, and then you tell her you have feelings for her and suddenly it's too much and she bolts. The kind of person where they're the only ones allowed to have feelings.
I'll give any girl a shot as long as she doesn't have bodyparts in her freezer.
Seeing a lot of posts here that apply to a girl that I'm trying to win back. My life sucks.
No intimacy by 3rd date
>>753131950
People with disabilities that can be cured. They'll experience a new world, and the only thing holding them back is the last remnant of the old, you.
>>753132026
in the same position anon, I realized you cant and some women are just chaos incarnate, better to find someone chill
Thinks blacks are trustworthy
>>753132050
Not always. I met a chick who didn't put out until the 4th date. She was just shy, ended up being into deepthroat and anal. Solid FWB and she isn't crazy.
>>753131751
Do not put your dick in crazy. Ever.
>>753130221
And if she doesn't have a penis be VERY careful.
>>753132026
Move on. No girl is better than a terrible girl. I haven't had a girlfriend or even an fwb in 6 years and that's still better than what I had.
Asks how much you make
>>753132143
That is exactly what my friend told me the night we both met her. I had never met crazy like that before, and have learned from my mistake.
>>753132114
Yeah on paper she sounds pretty bad but she's actually been better to me than any other woman in my life.
>>753132050
You have to be careful with the 3rd date rule because I lot of women know about it and intentionally hold off until the 4th or 5th to filter out undesirables.
Never texts or calls first
>>753132223
With those you have to be thankful when you get away with your dick still attached.
>>753129429
Eastern European, Unemployed.
I avoid people who aren't financially stable. That means someone who doesn't have a decent job or is in avoidable debt.
One thing in particular to avoid is someone who needs your attention. This can be confused with her just being into you but when she constantly needs your attention then it means she's too insecure and emotionally unstable. At first it may seem cute but it will wear you down. They can't handle the truth and will play the victim.
Avoid a girl who gossips or talks about others constantly. She'll obviously talk about you and a lot of things you'd rather keep private. There's no room for that kind of nonsense and mistrust in a relationship.
Avoid someone who judges people over too many things that have no basis. If it comes at no one else's expense then who is she to judge them harshly. That will lead to her trying to control your life too much and micromanaging you.
For some odd reason most girls who are obsessed with horses are bat shit crazy. It's an odd pattern me and many other guys have picked up on.
>>753132251
same lad, i suppose sometimes you gotta grow as a person and wait on the right one to come around
>>753132353
Bruh. For real. Luckily her friend killed herself so she moved away. Also. I came inside her once because she said she would get the plan B pill. She did not, and I was just very lucky. Got a vasectomy a month later.
One red flag isn't automatically disqualified most of the time. But if she racks up multiple in a short time than I cut contact n ghost
>Possessiveness
>Irresponsibility
>Emotional
>Materialism
Ask a guy with multiple girlfriends who all know each other and hang out anything.
>>753132333
>tfw this is every girl ive ever been with
>>753129429
It depends on your personality you dumb faggot
>red flags
overweight
>>753129429
Listen son here are some things you should be aware of when searching for a partner:
-Don't trust a septum piercing
-Tibetan prayer flags aren't a red flag, but they're a warning sign
-Just say no to unnatural hair colors
-A woman who keeps her hair short has deep-seated insecurity issues
-Is her life a slow-motion catastrophe? Chances are she's causing it
-If she lies to someone else, she lies to you
t. Dad
>>753129429
>dating women
how do you think I am?
>>753132601
Oh yeah, and too many selfies means no self confidence.
>>753129429
Here's a list I've compiled after years of dating:
1) Excessive drinking (usually means she's depressed/repressing something).
2) Lies about trivial shit (strong indication she lies about other things as well).
3) Doesn't have any girlfriends, only guy friends (as in, only hangs out with guys). Don't fall for the "oh, I only hang out with guys because girls suck!" meme. If she doesn't have any female friends (as in zero) that's a big red flag).
4) Comes from a broken home/fucked up family.
5) Super religious. Run as fast as you can from these types of women.
6) No ambition/career goals
7) Is rude/disrespectful to her own parents. If she's rude with THEM, it doesn't bode well for YOU.
8) Talks excessively about wanting kids early in the relationship.
9) Is still friends with all her exes.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
Constantly puts on a tough act, usually by pushing against people who are nice to her, and then breaks down any time she actually needs to stand up to someone. She'll basically treat you like a substitute to beat on, for the people in her life you can't stand up to.
>>753132415
>For some odd reason most girls who are obsessed with horses are bat shit crazy. It's an odd pattern me and many other guys have picked up on.
Yeah what the FUCK is that all about? Horsey girls are real strange.
her social media is nothing but selfies and attention seeking
all of her "friends" are men.
her life is nothing but problems that are ultimately her fault
Tramp stamp after 2000
>>753132703
This is literally every single girl I have known.
>>753132143
You KIDDING? Crazy is fun as hell! Just wear a rubber, and don't text back.
>>753132781
I wonder why...
>>753131319
>worked with a girl for about a year and half
>never really asked about her personal life because I don't ask anyone else, don't really care
>took an interest in me at some point and started socializing with me more
>feel a little put off by it but don't mind chatting during breaks and whatnot
>questions get more pressing and she asks if I'm seeing anyone
>lol obviously not
>we go out one time and it was pretty nice
>had dinner, chatted for a couple hours over drinks, went our separate ways, nothing crazy
>week or so rolls by and she starts asking how I feel about kids
>I want kids but single life and all that
>says she has a kid and wondered how I felt about it
>immediately more skeptical but play it off as no big deal
>a bit more time goes by and she asks if I want to go see a movie with her and her kid
>not a fan of movies but agree to go
>we meet at the theater and as soon as she helps her kid exit the vehicle regret and dread hit me like a dodge challenger
>pic related
>made a fuck ton of noise the entire time
>not even anything really relevant to the movie, just was noisy
>girl I'm there with does nothing about it other than the periodic shushing
>obviously doesn't fucking work
>movie is over and we start to clear out
>she asks if I want to do anything else and I try to politely as possible decline and head home
>cut ties after that
I feel kind of bad but at the same time there's no way in hell I'm taking that mess on.
Is a "make up artist"
BAD TEETH!!!
>>753132914
I dont blame you dude, that fucking sucks, went out with a girl for a while and I got along with the kid very well, but when the kid starting referring to me as "dad" i fucking bolted
>>753132853
Move out of the pacific northwest.
Thin eyebrows... The smaller the eyebrows the crazier she is.
>>753132415
dead accurate on chicks who love horses, i had an ex who was fucking crazy and loved horses
Smelly pussy. Bad hygeine
>>753133183
I think I'll have to move out of the west in general. And girls her have tattoos, but tell you they don't get random tattoos because her's have "meaning."
girls who a fan of ed sheeran dont know what to look for in a man
>>753133196
Don't forget the drawn on eyebrows.
>>753132703
There's some gold in this post.
3) If you can't hang out with your own sex then there's some kind of issues going on. Idk what but the girls I've seen like this seem cool on the outside but something's secretly off about her.
4) It seems harsh and unfair, but the apple will likely fall near the tree. She learned habits and behaviors from them that aren't effective. These will be most visible when she's under stress and can't repress. Hang back a while and she how she is.
6) Together you all should have goals in life and money is often times necessary. Comparable incomes is best as the scale isn't tipped one way or the other.
8) She sees herself as a breeding machine. Avoid as they're typically dumb in general as well.
Has been molested. Sex will be great but she will be easy to snap
>>753129970
This. The highs are high but when the low comes, go.
Self-identified "feminists"
>>753130951
He's wasn't an asshole
Chateau Heartiste
that is all
>>753133155
Honestly I could probably work with just a normal kid. Them calling me dad would always be weird though and I don't think I could ever tolerate it regardless of how long I had been a part of their life.
>>753133352
>your tattoo says "loyal 2 no 1"
>I'm just, like, a free spirit ya know?
Never smoked weed. Wont
>>753131588
Really? I tend to prefer 'em shy.
>>753131588
my dream is a qt shy girl, hitler
>>753133662
>Never smoked weed. Wont
fucking hell anon thats a good thing
>>753133352
girls have tattoos everywhere. if they want to throw their money away on stupid bullshit let them
>>753131456
is the shitting street okay?
Has wandering eyes
>>753133671
Shy is not bad as long as they trust and stop being shy around you. If they never let down those trust barriers then everyday is an annoying uphill grind.
>>753133671
nah, youve got to have confidence, or at least a willingness to try and put on a fake smile when meeting new people
>>753133794
Jew
>>753132703
>4) Comes from a broken home/fucked up family.
I can't overrate girls who are from good homes enough. A girl who has a great relationship with all of her immediate family members is a real keeper.
>>753133802
I'm ambivalent to them, but get really annoyed when people go into how it means something to them like it's some spiritual journey they underwent. I find it far less annoying when they're honest about wanting a picture on them that is there to get other peoples attention.
>>753133794
But its the most magical plant that solves all your problems now and forevermore
>>753133977
can confirm
>>753132914
It was her fault to put you on a spot. You still were a gentleman to endure through the embarrassment of being with a noisy kid at the movies.
>>753132861
Make sure it's yours otherwise she could have poked holes.
Has a dirty car or bedroom. If there car is a mess than their life is a mess
>>753129429
If she tells you that you were on her mind while she was dating her previous boyfriends.
>>753133006
>(that means cam whore)
>>753133977
It's because they are brought up to see the value in long term relationships and trust. Broken girls have never had those things and don't believe they exist.
>>753133866
>every day it's like playing pictionary but with no feedback
Never doing that one again.
Everyone has missed the obvious. Gets mad or upset all the time, and refuses to talk to you or do anything about it.
>>753134107
This.
>>753133977
I agree. You can't let it be a deciding factor but it's always something to look at. There are crappy people from good families and good people from bad ones. But there is a tendency for her to be one or the other.
>>753134073
I didn't want to be a dick man, but christ is was so bad when people started looking and were making that face like "Goddamn... oh... oh...." I can't deal with that shit every time we go out in public.
>TFW I give off many of these red flags as a guy
1) Has a vagina
>>753134366
you arent the only one, anon
Has kids but doesn't have custody of them
>>753131383
How does that work?
>>753134016
I would like them more if they just said that tattoos are cool and they want people to notice them at first glance.
The 2nd part is kinda narcissistic tho.
>>753134366
Me too. you wouldn't be on /b/ if you didn't
this should be a start
>>753131751
But why did she shit on you're futon? Like don't leave us hanging bro
Overly body shy. She has probably been molested or feminist or bad family.
>>753134494
Sometimes you have to stand out so that people will want to approach you. If we weren't a little narcissistic now and then we wouldn't be able to form relationships.
WAnts to make a joint Facebook account
>>753134535
8. These girls are the bane of nerd existence.
>>753134594
Oh, sorry. She started drinking a ton at my place, then we started banging (not anal), and because she was a squirter (which is fucking lame) she like tried to squirt and shit all over. Then she bounced pretty quick and I got to clean it up.
>>753134807
The old shit n' split. Usually a sign they drink way too much.
>>753132415
I thought i was only one who made the horses connection
>>753134594
I second this commandment!
>>753134858
Yup, she sure did. I should've let her loose then, but god damn was she good in bed, when she wasn't shitting in it.
>>753134535
I disagree with 6 and 18 but otherwise fukken saved
>>753134535
Re: 23, also watch out for women who can't dress up, or take pride in it. Chronic and intentional frumpiness is a big red flag.
Watch out for yourself becoming an entitled little bitch and forgetting she's hot and you dont own her and she leaves you when she eventually realizes you're treating her like shit and she can do better, huge red flag
>>753134476
She is immature and hates that about herself, so those feelings get transferred towards anybody she perceives as immature. She goes for the older guy correlating age with maturity.
>>753135000
Try a girl who reads books, it's good stuff.
>>753135038
For some reason I really enjoyed the word frumpiness... And seconded
>>753135174
did that, turned out shit too
>>753135089
>Watch out for her becoming an entitled little bitch and forgetting she's not that hot and she doesn't own you and you leave her when you eventually realize she's treating you like shit and you can do better, huge red flag
ftfy
Can not cuddle n be quiet for a movie or on the phone at the theater or during dinner
Girls who are looking for someone just so they can let themselves go. There's no reason why you can't keep putting work into yourself if you're capable of it.
If they keep comparing you to their ex/baby daddy but you're better and not an asshole like they were. congrats my nigga you're a temporary replacement until she eventually dumps you for him
Doesn't brush be teeth after showering and before bed
>>753135000
6 in my experience I must agree with the picture, but we all seek different things in women.
Women who dye their hair bright red, pink, green are mostly unstable or rock girls, living at concerts or something, a specific brand if this can be said.
18. educated is better than non
>>753135038
totally agreed, they do not respect themselves or arent a woman, just still a child or just with huge problems or with no care
>>753135174
If she is really into romance books you'll never be able to live op to the fantasy, and find her despondent.
Girls who are into "body positivity" and "sex positivity" and post nudes of themselves on social media under the guise of "body art."
>>753131420
THIS RIGHT HERE. CUT IT OFF BEFORE THE CANCER OVERTAKES YOU.
>>753135174
Girls who read for anything but pure enjoyment are usaully wannabe intellectuals who will try and compete constantly with you. Very tiring and annoying
>>753135174
>>753135260
>>753135500
we must take into account that there are people who read through books and people who read and learn from books
>>753129429
If you think something is wrong and you don't address it, whatever turns out to be the problem will usually be the reason you break up.
If you want your relationship to last, you have to be able to talk shit through.
>>753134235
99% of all females
>>753135456
I once had a girl complain because I paid for her movie ticket and her last boyfriend always made her pay for everything including his stuff. I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat. I usually split the bill to, just wanted to do something nice and I was better off money wise.
>>753135351
Yeah when she stops getting dressed nice or doing makeup n hair for you then you need to confront her about why and that she needs to continue to take care of herself. ( see frumpiness)
>>753135500
This is like saying a woman shouldn't date literally any man because they won't live up to the porn we watch or have tits like the women in game of thrones.
You're stupid man
>>753131909
grats bro... marry her
>>753132114
truth
>>753132741
Fuck those are the worst.
>>753135096
Fair enough actually. Honestly I always saw it as liked the stability of having an older SO
Avoid women who expect you to be grateful for their company. A good girlfriend sees herself as something more than a reward to be doled out for good behaviour.
>>753132914
why do morons even keep retarded kids
>>753134807
Oh. Oh no
>>753135650
last girl with i was with offered to pay for our first date lol
>>753134807
If she is obviously nieve
>>753135692
No. There are women who read romance books and men who watch porn who can have successful relationships. It's the ones who get obsessed with the material and forget it's fantasy that are the problem.
If you've seen her picture on 4chan
>>753135925
Indeed. It was a shitty situation. She was so drunk she didn't realize it, then started riding me while I sit there in horror, shit was smeared across her ass, bouncing on my dick.
"nerd" girls, a.k.a scenewhores
>>753136090
Nice pun tho
>>753134016
If your gonna get tattoos go all or nothing. A girl with a sleeve is better than the basic white chicks who get a fucking ohm on their wrists.
>I'm planning on becoming a tattoo artist
If her gas tank is never above half full
>>753135935
Dating now is a fucking mess if you don't already know the person. I've started to avoid shit like tinder because of it.
>offer to pay
>muhsodgeny
>they pay
>you're a loser
>split it
>you're a cheapskate
>>7531360
Also, if they go on 4chan
>>753134119
THIS. THIS FUCKING HAPPEND TO ME. She even said she was thinking of me while having sex with him. I knew deep down but GOD she was hot.
If she has ever purposely damaged property/vehicle/clothes of an ex...or anyone really
>>753134535
This is a pretty tough list, but not entirely unfair.
I disagree with 3, 5, 6, 7, and 18. Tattoos, if reasonable aren't an indication of crazy, but total coverage or body modification is probably a sign of a hidden (or not so hidden) problem. If she's older, finding a girl with less than five "lovers" is going to be difficult. For hair color, girls can go through phases, but I wouldn't hold that against them. I've dated bisexuals without it being an issue, however I agree with the loud proclamation thing. And last, being well read doesn't have to be through books, so I agree with the idea but don't think it has to be so strict like that.
On the other hand, I would definitely highlight 2, 10, 13, 16, 17, 23, and 24. Cutters are just messy (pun intended). The victim complex will eventually be used against you, guaranteed. Criminal ex-boyfriends means she associates with that crap in general, and you don't want to have to deal with that. Unable to put down the phone means you'll have to compete for her attention, which is bullshit and won't go away. How they treat others is how you'll be treated down the road, so if she treats cashiers or serving staff like shit, that'll be you (and also take note of how she interacts with her family). I dated a girl who refused to go out the door without plastering on her make-up with a garden trowel, even to go to WalMart for milk... and it was the most frustrating thing in the world. Probably the most important, if they show signs of those "cluster 8 conditions", fucking run your ass off. Especially for Borderline Personality Disorder, jesus fuck that shit's scary.
>>753136275
she was an egalitarian, and went full neckbeard on feminism which was actually kinda refreshing for once
So this happened to me, been talking to this girl on and off - she is a 9/10 in my books. Live far away from each other - so never meet.
Get to meet and hangout when I am on a job assignment in her city.
Ask her out, and after certain hesitation she says yes
Now the fun begins
>first 3 days is great
>comes on to me and I tell her to really think about it before going through with this
>I actually valued her more as a friend so didnt want to fuck up the friendship
>After 3 days says she cant do relationships
>I ask why
>She gives ALL sorts of answers
>I am convinced its just some inner problems or insecurities
>Treat her right
>Go on 2 dates
>Try my level best to get this to work
>Shit goes on for like 2 months
>Push her to tell me why she is growing apart
>Says she has always had a boyfriend.
And I don't know what the fuck this was or why it was or what the fuck. Still talk to her sometimes.
>>753132251
Grow as a person, man. It's on you. Set some goals, improve yourself. If you improve yourself somewhat, you'll get this girl. If you improve yourself greatly, you'll see that you don't want her at all.
If she doesn't know how to cook at all
>>753136314
It's OK to put your dick in a hot mess but don't let it ruin your life.
>>753136571
exact same thing happened to me with the first girl i really fell for, sucked dude
>>753136723
It was a total breach of trust man like lol wtf.
I figured if she almost cheated on that dude, she'd cheat on me so I missed a bullet. Morelike, we missed some MG fire lol.
I havent been in a relationship since, how'd you cope ?
>>753136571
The ones that get me are the ones that spend all day bitch about how they should leave their boyfriends and how much they hate their relationships. They then go on to hit on multiple guys in the work place and then wonder why no one is taking and interest in them.
>>753136849
>drunk posting
Forgive my spelling.
>>753136849
>>753136936
No problem man, the girl before the one I just told you about was THIS.
I ran away from her when I realized where it was headed.
>>753131834
This... because one day, you too will be on that list. Unless you're smart enough to bail like the ship is sinking and your carrying your life savings in pennies.
>>753136812
honestly cut contact, and if ever encountered by the dude just be honest and tell him what happened and you didnt have any idea, i was in the bizare position where she was seeing a transgender guy, so i had the odd feeling i was just a dick appointment
Has had a kid before 20 or out of wedlock
>>753129429
Most of the "red flags" mentioned ITT are just human flaws that any person would have to help their partner get through. We all have flaws, huge ones too, including you.
Behind every single one of them there's a story you'd fall in love with. Let people be flawed, help them improve.
Not a femanon or a male feminist btw.
>>753134148
I know how that feels...
>>753132002
What if she collects other girl's titties?
>>753134235
>"what did I do?"
>" I don't know, what did you do?"
>>753137139
wholesome
>>753134235
might as well turn gay then because that's every female on the planet
>>753137139
Motherfucker I got cheated on and it fucking sucked balls.
so fuck off with that gay shit. Liberal faggot
>>753137139
You can't force help on someone who doesn't want to accept help. Which is most cases and why no man put their dicks in crazy.
>>753137040
They're the worst man. I've got one in my shop right now, spends all day talking about how much she hates her boyfriend. Then the next day she'll come in talking about what all they did the night before. It's all unsolicited and no one has ever once asked her about her relationship, she just tells everyone anyway. Absolute mess.
>>753137291
The world isn't black and white, anon. There could be 1000 reasons she cheated, and half of them could include you.
>Liberal faggot
Congrats, you're just as spastic as SJWs
>>753134535
dated a girl with 2, 5, 7, 10, 13, kind of 14, 23, and 24.
biiiiiig mistake
I never had a gf,held hands or nothing im 19 Virgin guess im lucky?
>>753137529
As someone who lost it late, it's not all it's cracked up to be but don't let lonely fucks venting scare you
>>753132415
This was my ex-girlfriend to the fucking letter. She broke up with me about 4 months ago for some other fool. She meant alot to me and honestly that's why I'm in this thread to begin with. That being said this was "in my face" enough for me to see that she was a batshit tramp. We had good times, but those were things that she made me believe I wanted. Thank you.
>>753137529
24 khv here, you're not. Go out there and find an ugly qt who's wife material before someone else marries them.
>>753132501
How did you manage that?
>>753137463
SJWs dont call other SJWs ))
Also fuck off )
>>753133519
>what is bipolar syndrome
>>753135692
I think this guy just didn't make clear enough the difference between women who read romance books and women who are addicted/live in romance books. This is pretty comparable to men with extreme porn addictions, both can be destructive to a relationship.
He may have misspoke, but name calling is a little unnecessary. Let's make this place a little more civil.
>>753136068
RUN TO THE HILLS
>>753137072
>>753137529
if youre not interested in pursuing anything, then youre doing grand lad, focus on yourself, your time will come soon
>>753131456
wtf lol
>>753131506
why would a bitch give you her phone password in the first place?
Where can you meet a genuine girl? I don’t wanna use tinder or anything like that.... I've been thinking about eharmony lmao but idk (its the same 19year old virgin from a couple posts)
>>753136236
a fucking ohm?
>>753131004
I've fucked a few. One was an absolutely gorgeous 16 year old with a 5 month baby. I was 22, even had dinner with her parents and they didn't see a problem, or didn't care since they already fucked up. The sex was great, she brought the kid and we fucked in front of the baby several times. She was a complete nutjob though, dumb as a brick, and I walked away after 3 weeks.
Any kind of controlling/manipulative behavior.
This includes things like withholding information. "I didn't technically lie, I just didn't tell you about it".
If she has that line on speed dial, she's a controlling bitch
>>753137905
OH MY GOD HAHAHAH THIS
Also thread music :
https://youtu.be/Rf6vkdw4HOA
only has male friends, and hates other girls
>>753137848
>not having a multimeter tattooed on your arm
>>753137845
You don't meet them on dating apps. Women who aren't adicted to attention don't have a need for them.
Get a hobby you find interesting, find them there.
>>753137845
hobbies man, like go and seek social activities as hobbies or some shit, I got involved with swing and ballroom dancing as a hobby and there are a shit tonne of really nice girls there, do a social hobby with a friend and it can become a fucking good time
>>753131506
Lol, I just don't trust women. My wife, prenup, has GPS tracker on both her car and phone, I have passwords to her social media, phone account through Verizon online so I can directly view her messages, contacts, etc in real time. I know what gets said, when, where she goes, etc. She doesn't know about any of it aside from the car GPS but she thinks that was just a three month trial period with the new car, doesn't realize I continued it
>>753131917
>>753137139
This is pretty true. A lot of these things can be helped by someone who sees true value in the woman they're dating, If they have the patience and the self-respect, it can be rewarding and can get you someone who really loves you back for who you are.
But sometimes, that's not it at all. Sometimes you want to help them but these red flags are surface signs of horrible, horrific, destructive and deep-seated personal issues coming from a lifetime of narcissism and attention whoring. Our society is terrible. We use the attention we get from superficial attractiveness as social currency, we raise kids in broken homes where they're doomed to live in social isolation, we fuck up kids from the time they're old enough to walk on two legs.
tl;dr Sometimes you can fix the issues, sometimes you can't.
>>753129429
jealousy, being nosey, having a lot of male friends, being really into social media - posting pictures of herself more than once every few months (red alert: almost daily and doing live streams on instagram/fb), caring about followers/likes, not caring about politics at ALL, being an asshole to waiters or people in retail, being spoiled
>>753133662
lol fuckin nerd
>>753131909
...I agree with the statement, but your average is my basement... I'd rather be abstinent than fuck a fat/ugly girl.y average is 8, maybe 7
>>753137970
this one by franku seems more appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiI
>>753137529
Spend the time and money you would've spent on a girl on yourself. Get fit, travel, learn new skills and a new language. Getting laid is chalked up to be the most important thing in life but this is bullshit. The biggest lie we're told in Western societies is that other people define our worth. Fuck that, anon. Improving yourself is the best investment you can make. Getting laid is dividend, not the goal.
>>753138126
seems like you're the problem. and a big one too, man. get your shit together and get some selfesteem or dump her ass if you're too much of a controlling and insecure pussy
>>753138280
gotta test drive a few shitty cars before you drive the Ferrari my man
>>753132138
Not fucking right away isn't a bad thing, it's actually refreshing. I have no problem with sluts, but don't ever think you're special. If she fucks you on the first or second date, she has with most other guys too. That being said, in my experience 95% of girls put out right away
>>753133114
>UK chicks
>>753138408
>gotta test drive a few shitty cars before you drive the Ferrari
that was profound
red flag #1 his dick isn't ATLEAST 7x6
My list is pretty much
1. Texts to "check up on you" or see what you are doing often.
2. Early on talking about having a house or kids.
3. Always wants to hang out with your friends when you do. It may seem like shes trying to be nice and have fun but shes probably just paranoid you and your friends are always out running a train on girls.
4. Pretty much anything to stand out (Crazy hair color or weird piercings or face tattoos.) Pretty big indicator that she wants attention and doesn't much care who from.
5. Magically is interested in everything you like. No girl is going to like literally everything you do, and she'll get sick of pretending soon enough and lay down some ground rules.
6. Even mentions the word "Drama." Anyone that claims to hate 'drama' 99% of the time are the ones in the center of it.
7. The first time you meet she is quick to ask if you have a car and a job. Maybe shes looking for a non-loser or maybe a new sugar daddy. From my experience it is the latter.
8. Look at the company she keeps. Maybe she is good at hiding her crazy, but her friends may openly post castrations of their ex's on facebook. Not solid evidence but definitely something to watch for.
9. Depression or she says that she is crazy. Unless you really like someone you won't put up with their depressed shit for long. If she openly admits shes crazy, then its probably is even worse than she says, take a few steps back.
10. Multiple romantic partners in a short period of time. If she's been in relationships with many others for short periods of time, it would start to indicate it is something she is doing. Youll get into something serious and she will bust out that she has an animal fart fetish or some shit. Im out.
If she is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe; has ever pretended to be a different person for extended periods of time; obsessed with movies were women kill men in acts of revenge and stuff like that are all some pretty big red flags for me
>>753135096
>>753135828
older guy reporting in.
this isn't a bad thing. it's just compatibility.
if they're into older guys but still willing to date you? that's an issue. If they're into older guys and the older guys are into taking a carer role? that's compatibility
>Says Yaaaass
>Feminism
>Vegan/Vegetarian
>>753134235
so..basically, all girls?
>>753129429
Depression
Manic depressive disorder
"lol I'm so random"
Social Justice leanings
ANY self diagnosed mental disorder
Ear gauges
doesn't like to exercise
brags about how much people do stuff for her
>>753138951
>using any of those things unironically
if she over identifies with characters in tv shows/movies.... watch out
eventually she'll see something and it'll end your relationship
>>753132050
>>753132138
>>753132265
Gotta be careful with chicks that give it up on the first date too. An easy slut can easily be a slut for someone other than you.
Also if she likes to fuck niggers.
>>753129429
Don't date a woman
Women like dicks and thats gay as fuck
you want a nice qt trap
>>753139084
Doggo
Russian Trap Music is where it is at
https://youtu.be/5pNmfMWmCPo
Miyagi 4 LYF
>>753138951
>Vegan/Vegetarian
the combination of all three is a red sign, but vegan/vegetarian alone not.
to fulfull my stereotype duties, I'm vegetarian too and if she's as well it makes cooking so much easier. I'm lucky enough to have a gf that eats and doesn't eat the exact same things as me.
Is white, not from a bad neighborhood and has dated/fucked a black man before. This isn't edgy 4chan racism this is just a fact. white women in america don't fuck black men unless there's something wrong with them
>>753139282
You may find a Unicorn but I havn't met a vegan or vegetarian woman that wasn't a total "Can I see your manager"
>>753132333
I've been hurt a lot because of this one. I didn't see the signs. I always texted first and they never did.
>>753139184
I don't typically like trap but that's a lot better than the western stuff. This is what I go for when I want a slav fix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae31OTCuICA
>>753132333
check'd
>>753139452
nah I#ve got a keeper. this >>753138188 is my list and she doesn't do any of these. she's not a feminist, thinks they're ridiculous.
>>753135531
lol is that really a thing? I see it more as an obvious hypocrite excuses to attention whore their bodies
>>753138222
If she hasn't smoked weed or won't than she is a closeminded bitch. Otf do you think a nerd is nerd! Were acting like kids right?
>>753138126
You are definitely the problem in that relationship, and probably most others in your life. You are actively undermining and destroying anything healthy, and have some serious issues. I feel sorry for anyone that is involved in your life.
Whats the best place to meet girls and how do you tell them that you want some fuck ?
Mostly I meet girls, have fun with them, then when I say - lets fuck (or lets date), they all fucking go friendzone on my ass
>>753131588
Dating shy girls blows bc they never want to do basic social shit and make a big deal about it
>>fuck off were going to get bottles
>>753131409
"is a makeup artist" good god this one couldn't be more true. made that mistake 3 fucking times.
>>753139937
bars clubs etc. release your inner chad anon
>>753139937
Are you ugly? ugliness is a factor
>>753139992
Is shoot and scoot ethically acceptable ?
>>753140057
Not ugly but borderline fat.
>>753138451
That's why the magic number is 3. 1 or 2 and she's an easy fling. But im a nymph when in a relationship so longer than 4 dates and ages most likely not very sexual. There are exceptions to every rule
>>753137350
>You can't force help on someone who doesn't want to help themselves in the first place. Which is most cases and why no man put their dicks in crazy.
ftfy
>>753140126
Are you hitting on fat chicks? Roughly as fat as you and/or fatter?
Women know they can punch above their weight class, you gotta go for women that are uglier than you or at least perceive themselves to be
>>753140058
yes
>>753139937
let it happen man, you cant force it
>>753140314
LOL no nigga, I am going for the prime pussy everytime.
>>753132914
it would be more humane to just put down retarded children
>>753140057
not when fucking locked off a few jars
>>753140413
yeah, go fish sharks with a shrimp net
>>753140413
Well there's your problem
>>753137463
>There could be 1000 reasons she cheated, and half of them could include you.
holy shit dude, if you'd have said this to my face i would've falcon punched you for being this fucking retarded of a white knight
There's no valid reasons to fucking cheat on anybody, you either invest yourself in the relationship you got yourself into, or you fuck off because YOU or the other person needs to get his shit together
fucking pansy ass faggot, rationalizing reasons to cheat on someone and act like a 2 faced hypocritical spineless golddigging piece of shit is not fucking OK
It's a HUUUUGEE lack of respect and consideration of the person you are ''dating'' because you use make believe rhetorics to keep them in your pocket so they still remain under your/her spell for you to take advantage of
>>753140709
>>753140725
Teach me Anons, how to get the prime pussy
>>753140776
>>753140314
Guess that is the relevant advice
>>753140776
become the prime dick
>>753134858
I haven't laughed out loud like that from b in at least a year. Thanks anon.
>>753139937
do you have your own place? if so then you can fuck anyone dude
>>753140879
>>753140843
Nope, got my own car though.
Also is Prime Pussy = Best Pussy ? Or is it only good for shoot and scoot ?
>>753141003
>>753140879
>>753140843
>>753140858
Reel it in fellas
>>753141003
start low, start slow, then build up, dont get cocky too soon
Daddy issues, narcissistic wannabe Instagram makeup artist, "people have to be on my level".
>>753141283
Not gonna lie, I'd rather work on myself for making myself better than work on myself for getting laid lol
>>753141236
fuck a 5 or 6 first
>>753141368
then put in the work, but i mean im really underweight for my height and can usually pull with ease, and i have friends who are fat as fuck and pull often
>>753129429
>What are the red flags you must watch out for /b/ ?
Older then 12
>>753141538
Reminds of something I heard on here a while ago
"STOP JERKING, START LIFTING"
>>753139937
dating apps are your best bet dude.
Plenty of bitches I'm swiping left on you can scoop up!
goes on /b/
>>753140776
Not ugly but almost fat?
>>Go to the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8jI9UgJ7I0
>>753141851
I am already on it. Making progress.
Fuck. I might actually be good at this.
Someone else said molested and definitely this. She will end up with some fucking crazy traits (as anyone would) and if she has not seeked help or dealt with it you will be the one dealing with it.
Watch out for any sudden changes in mood or behavior. It's not always just because she is having that time of the month. If this starts to become a pattern it will always be around. I say this because chicks are amazing at hiding shit about themselves.
If she is bad with money and will not take your advice you will always struggle with making ends meet.
If she says things like "I love you but" or "i just wish you did this" about many different things. Usually it is something small or could be many things. Your appearance, friends, taste in music, hobbies, etc.
If she is a social justice freak, eventually you will be dragged into that shit.
Pay attention to her family, if she has parents together or a mom she will have some of those traits. Also if she has sisters that are older.
If all her friends are sluts there is a good chance she is a slut as well.
Mostly, listen to that voice in your head telling you to get out. I have ignored it for far too long at times and been burnt in the end.
Also if you smoke pot sober up at some point for a bit if you move in together. People can be a lot tougher to put up with when you are sober.
>>753141538
>i have friends who are fat as fuck and pull often
it's either money or something about their personal ''status'' that attracts them since most bitches love to ''flash'' so if she ends up being with some ''big shot'' she get to put herself out there and have a bigger buffet of vines to jump next to
>>753134535
Tldr - All wimmin
>>753142076
theyre able to make people laugh and dont give a fuck so i suppose therest that
>>753141897
trick is once you're fit to not be a total fucking asshole and just be a 'normal guy' and that's who the fine bitch wants to go home with
Y'all got nothing on muh nigga Wheelz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKdeqeP7VU0
This thread helped me solve a lot of my problems.
this thread was good /b/ really fucking delivered tonight
>>753138126
lmfao. wew where do we start?
>>753132002
I will give any girl a shot if she has body parts in her freezer
>>753138158
You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved. And you have to be really careful helping someone who WANTS to be helped.
>>753132601
not a red flag, but a warning sign? wtf
red flag = warning sign
it doesn't mean dealbreaker
>>753131004
this nigga, get the ass and dip.
>>753131383
This, every bitch who spews this "I only like older guys" is one of the most immature dumb cunts out there.
>>753132601
shit this is on point.
>Is her life a slow-motion catastrophe? Chances are she's causing it
Nigga I cant even begin to tell you the weight of this truth.
>>753132703
My ex is currently pulling a number 1 and good god damn is it disgusting to me. This bitch is on snapchat every night with a bottle, or talking about shots, or some other thing that relates to drinking
Glad I broke up with her
>>753132790
This was my dipshit friend, I'm glad I ditched her ass after last year. I'm waiting for her "soul mate" bf to knock her up and leave her with the kid. Spoiled bitch needs a nice life bitch slap. She's hot, but man is this cunt retarded.
>>753133155
yeah fuck that, i'll tell the little cum stain real fast that i'm not his dad or anybody for that matter.