Good evening, anonymous.
https://clyp.it/zsvbfnyb
How ya feeling tonight? If you happen to be lonely, well, why not spend some time with me?
----
>fortune
and your name will get you a simple fortune cookie. Anyone can have this, simply request!
>advice
if you'd like me to lend you a fluffy rabbit ear.
>voice
Roll some dubs for yourself and I'll take a voice request too. Just tell me what to say. It'll be rare that I object, I promise.
hey pussy bitch
>>753118335
Hey there E>
Baamp
>>753118335
>>753118528
https://clyp.it/isoz0pqc
https://clyp.it/3fbugcml
>>753118335
I was asked to give you a bump so here
i-its not like I wanted to b-baka!
>>753118716
https://clyp.it/r5agba1m
>>753118822
https://clyp.it/p0osjxsr
Also check'd
>>753118947
You know who else lives on you
me lmfao OWNED
>>753118843
>will try to have something new in the future instead of just pulling from the archives
>>753119020
https://clyp.it/5fwuhcpr
>>753119053
https://clyp.it/ti5xuxsf
>fortune
>>753119168
>would prefer sharing something current, a fresh voice for another fresh voice
>>753118947
NO ONE LIVES ON ME REEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utpd1FfDIEQ
>>753119168
it is
or at least it will be
>>753119212
https://clyp.it/wx0ve1l1
>>753119262
https://clyp.it/o4mkx2gv
>>753119390
https://clyp.it/rajmjgq2
>>753119519
I'll name it sex and I foresee it being in my fortune which you are going to give me because I am politely asking for one
>>753118544
My dubs never die! For a price...
I'm in an odd mood so, recite this poem I just came up with!
It is okay
to feel this way
You're not the first
You're not the worst
At the end of the day
Get in your bed and say
Tomorrow will become today
some day the bad feels may go away.
because tomorrow is unclear
and I am no seer
So don't give up hope
you silly dope.
My rhythm is off, but that's what you get in 5minutes!
>>753119519
>would also selfishly like to write music just for you
>>753119641
That's actually really cute
>>753119639
>Sex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "75".
https://clyp.it/d3ldkbxw
>>753119641
Gloomy
https://clyp.it/acpyu4lc
Chipper
https://clyp.it/fotlql4s
>>753119678
https://clyp.it/f4zmbjcm
>>753119807
https://clyp.it/ephridxv
That took all of the autism that I have for tonight.
>>753120380
>sex
Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>happy day
I lol'd
You are too cute, stop it you sperg
>>753120516
FORGOT PITCTGURE
>>753120516
>>753120543
https://clyp.it/xponl5hr
>>753120380
>selfish for writing music specifically for/about another person
>>753119807
thank you E>
I really do appreciate that.
>>753120380
I also really appreciate 2 different takes on it.
I can see how it might be read as gloomy even though I wrote it with the cheery mood in mind.
>>753120619
pure concentrated raw autism TURNS ME on in the warmest way possible you're very nice and your voice is very nice
>>753120659
cheery is definitely best
KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE
GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN WO MUKI
>>753120621
https://clyp.it/ww4ulhvj
>>753120659
https://clyp.it/icofp4ey
>>753120755
https://clyp.it/levvs5oc
Also you got dubs so like, maybe make a request if you feel like it
>>753120927
https://clyp.it/fwu3f35v
>>753121046
The name is 9734/BWA guy
*hug*
My request is "I am a moon rabbit and I am beautiful"
>>753121173
https://clyp.it/4hqw45uk
Ooooh, shit why ain'tchu postin' birds with arms then!?
>>753121046
>doesn't like being called a real anus
>>753121287
Even if it feels wrong it's right
ALSO EVERYONE THINGS I ON;LY POST ONE THING But I am a beaver of many interests and I never get to post any of them because literally no one would recognize me because my posting habits change wildly with how my mood is and day went
>>753118335
I love you! Please start a family with me!
>>753121287
too bad it's so true....
>>753121173
Birds with arms dude! Didn't know it was you.
I've never said it, but I've always loved your BWA images ever since I first saw them.
>>753121432
kek
fuck outta here Jill
>>753121555
I'm not Jill, I'm in love.
>>753121327
https://clyp.it/vfzg0fuv
>>753121400
https://clyp.it/wgphzrmw
>>753121432
https://clyp.it/ze5dbk2a
>>753121456
https://clyp.it/kor5jzsf
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>753121046
Hmm, you sound like the kind of person that's annoyed easily. I've never understood that behaviour, not sure how to describe it? I guess I'm pretty insecure, figured that out from emotional problems lately, but some people are just weird.
>>753121555
Eeeh, nice triples, son.
>>753121400
>ONE THING
>beaver
>literally no one
>wildly
I'm glad you brought these topics up, Anon, because it leads me to the reason of why I'm here. And it's a reason I bet many of you have heard of, it's called the Galaxy?
>>753121456
Oh! If you add me on something I could give yo uthe whole folder lol
>>753121622
I am the DUBS MASTER except when rolling for fortune from reimu where I run more dry than the dustbowl
also, cute girls get compliments on cute, it's simple maths
>>753121622
We don't have to start a family yet, we can wait 10 or 20 years. I just want to raise children with you someday and I'm willing to wait as long as it takes!
>>753121555
https://clyp.it/1tdtucm4
>>753121623
https://clyp.it/nvut1jsr
hello
>>753121838
kek you're disgusting
>>753121861
don't @ me fag
I'll fite u
>>753121781
https://clyp.it/3rbjdvdi
I'm so awkward lmao
>>753121838
https://clyp.it/jxquavjc
>>753121946
https://clyp.it/xocmrxmh
>>753122198
nope you're not touching my bunghole
>>753121835
Our list had the name "Troy Aldis" on it. The list that the Psychohistorians recovered had the name "Thugall Icksee." Thugall Icksee belonged to a clan of similar names, including Thuc Umpinee, Thumay Gneeac, and Thudis Troyer.
Thudis Troyer's last name begins with "Troy" and it sounds like The Destroyer, which is what made me think to reverse Troy's name. Troy Aldis becomes Aldis Troy, and if you add Thugall Icksee to that, it is Aldis Troy Thugall Icksee..."
... "I'll destroy the Galaxy!"
We have fifteen minutes left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
>>753122198
It's clear to me when I've overstayed my welcome, I'm sorry, I won't bother you about starting a family again.
>>753122198
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XBVSrFxfzn
haha I did a voice thing
I am TIRED
I also forgot to reinforce the fact that you are definitely cute
>>753122356
IUYSDHFJKLAS;DA
DON'T DO THAT TO ME
Heya Moon Bun, a
>Fortune for Rockette pls
>>753122198
>I'm so awkward lmao
Haha, truly a classic. Thanks for that one, Sylvester. Always thinking about what's best for the crew. You see, crew, the thing, as it so happens, about the television business, the thing, is that any newscaster with a name like Sylvester Scrotumslushee won't be in the television business for long. You have to have a short name, one that comes out in a single bit, like Pat Spritz, or Mel Gruff, in the television business. It's a qualifier. In the television business. Thanks, Sylvester. Back to you, Sylvester! Thanks, Sylvester. Thanks, Sylvester. Back to you, Pat! Thanks, Sylvester. Thanks, Pat. Thanks, Sylvester. Back to you, Mel! Thanks, Mel. Thanks, Sylvester. Thanks, Pat...
>>753122313
https://clyp.it/a1tparnl
>>753122437
https://clyp.it/zeneitaf
>>753122627
https://clyp.it/24s0mp5p
>>753122845
https://clyp.it/rzreepvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LPLxhljBwY
>>753122818
https://clyp.it/2uqiypbu
>>753122968
I dunno but don't go straight for tonguepunching fartboxes
you're nasty girl
Fortune for Paul please!
I'm feeling kinda down and just spent a lot of money!
>>753122968
Whenever I write something stupid and I hear it repeated back to me, I go through the exact same thought pattern.
>heheh I'm going to totally write something ironically stupid and it will be so funny
>no you don't get it I KNOW it's bad I'm doing it for irony hahaha teh lulz
>oof ow oh yeah when you read it back it does sound stupid oof my bones ouch owwie
Nice voice. Thanks, Sylvester.
>>753123006
Well a greetings to you fellow Moon rock Bun person naminal.
Where's me fortune reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>753122998
https://clyp.it/lklbzs3m
>>753123107
https://clyp.it/aflousf2
>>753123137
>Paul has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "12".
https://clyp.it/egohs0wn
>>753123245
>Rockette has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "26".
https://clyp.it/fhwyenup
>>753123327
Ahhaha! You think this battle will be the same as our last one? You are wrong, for I have learned Ultra Instinct!
>>753122968
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mMxyKBapGW
also help
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10rV0Uyq9Fg
the sad thing is that all of that is true
>>753118335
Well, hello! It's good to see you!
>>753120927
Hello, old friend!
>>753121456
Hi!
>>753123432
I eat booty but you gotta buy dinner first to get in my pants
I mean jesus
>>753123432
It's just $400 so it's nothing too big, but I probably shouldn't have spent it since I'm moving soon and might need it before finding a new job.
As for the feeling down, it's mainly been loneliness which doesn't seem to go well with one of my lucky keywords.
>>753123432
Can't believe you forgot ;-;, but... T-This is the second bad luck I've gotten in a row :v
REEEEEEEEE are you trying to send me to the shadow realm?! This is a conspiracy, I say!
>>753123525
Evening mantis, I hope you're well.
>>753123432
Got no idea honestly. If I have to do a voice thing then "Feeling lucky?"
>>753123682
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vN67w3xhpK
>>753123484
https://clyp.it/hwphkrjc
>>753123533
https://clyp.it/2kyedceu
>>753123632
https://clyp.it/5wjpyaku
>>753123659
https://clyp.it/xqt2x1ka
>>753118335
Fortune please, name's jojo
>fortune
>>753123928
we'll split a cheese melt or some shit then
>>753118335
>if you'd like me to lend you a fluffy rabbit ear.
Only if I can squeeze it. Also hi bye!
>>753123727
https://clyp.it/j0yalk1q
I mean okay
>>753124016
>jojo has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "55".
https://clyp.it/zoieklq5
>>753123928
I demand a refund on the fortune
and that Yugi ;-;
Gotta say though, thankfully it's the end of the year :v Maybe I'll get some better fortunes then.
>>753123928
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4xnh8O7OL
It's spelled P-O-L-L-Y and she is apparently a pet brick
>>753123682
I'm good here! Finishing up my supper, then I'll head off to work.
>>753124179
Hello Hikari!!!!
>>753123928
I'm hoping when I move I'll be in an area where I'll be able to meet people, currently I'm living in a small heavily religious town where most people stop talking to me shortly after finding out I don't go to church. So there aren't too many people I've been able to talk to around here.
I bought a gpu for the computer I'm building, it was the last component I needed (even built it with everything else already and threw in a really old gpu to make sure I could have it set up and everything worked) so I kinda bought it on impulse.
I should be fine since I may still take a while to move depending on how long it takes to find a place, but I'm worried I'll be kicking myself if I do find a nice place and will lose the opportunity because I spent $400 now instead of waiting a little longer.
>>753123889
>////////<
>>753124194
fml, my mom's prolly gon die from heroin. on may 5th too, i guess.
>>753124149
https://clyp.it/nyhnlldw
Don't ask me why I did that voice, I don't control this shit it just happens okay
>>753124158
https://clyp.it/c5xnvf1u
>>753124179
https://clyp.it/lelfxgxt
>>753124201
https://clyp.it/pjytfclw
>>753118335
>fortune
Hook me up.
>>753124363
Too much Cuphead... or maybe in our case, not enough!
>>753124436
moonbitch
>>753124436
Hello, Moonbitch!
>>753124470
I just wanted a fortune not be insulted. Thanks anon.
>>753124345
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11b3Ti6yfhL
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18MNVlXVwAS
>>753124436
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qd2glPFMLC
>>753124363
That's okay, you made up for it with that coolio mobster voice
>>753124363
fuck
did I just get a date on /b/
>>753124546
>>753124583
I see how it is. N-nice talking to you guys.
>>753124469
Don't care much for the gameplay of cuphead but everything else is amazing
>>753124554
who... said it was an insult?
Here, not to take away from my best bun bud, but here have a tarot reading for your pain!
>Doing it doggy style! (lovers reversed)
Be wary of investing too much into a one sided relationship. Contrary to that make sure if you're feeling pressured by someone investing more than you in a relationship you talk to them about it.
>>753124294
https://clyp.it/ibd3nyci
>>753124319
https://clyp.it/kkg4q3x5
>>753124436
>Moonbitch has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "46".
https://clyp.it/u1yt10i4
>>753124554
Nobody is insulting you!
You are OK here!
>>753124682
Whoa, wait a minute.
What's on your mind?
>>753124681
https://clyp.it/e4lnrajd
>>753124772
Yeah, I'm definitely excited to move away from this area since I've been here for around 15 years now. My main goal is just to get to a different city and figure the rest out from there.
>>753124296
Mantis! It's so good to see you!
>>753124363
That's it, I'm going over there to squeeze your ears too.
>>753124930
I'll be the one in the BLM shirt and Trump hat
>Moon bitch is good luck
Well i take it all back then, Moonbitch i am. Bow be for me, Foe i am your moonbitch.
>>753124682
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0brsDpNnUfe
>>753124772
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0i4YESIBzWt
me discord -> 9734#3319
>>753124977
https://clyp.it/wds2tg3h
>>753125019
https://clyp.it/nzvwotu3
>>753125021
https://clyp.it/a2p4zwws
>>753125080
https://clyp.it/r01t5do5
>>753125189
I have no idea what I'd request, but thank you anyway, for both offering to say something and for offering a hug.
>>753125383
https://clyp.it/gdxzaz0p
>>753125383
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUTdH8bp21
>>753125383
*hug!*
>>753125489
duck-bun
buck, dun...
>>753125514
>It aint me starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC1YOuRdVag
>>753125489
So is she's a lair now. That means she hates it, It was a terrible thing to say and she wants to choke you.
Sorry anon looks like you made her mad.
>>753125489
>>753125516
Thank you, I appreciate it. Here's hoping I can maintain my good luck into next year.
>>753125514
I'm not that cruel, that being said if I did request something like that I'd probably choose to have them sing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody.
>>753125720
https://clyp.it/y4g4czuf
https://clyp.it/1vsuowmd
GOODNIGHT, ERRYONE~
>>753125705
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Apzn89uzfv
>>753125720
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1G6Ejy3fSFh
>>753125945
Goodnight, and thank you.
>>753125969
It'd definitely be pretty entertaining.
wha
>>753126123
I just... wanna love and snuggle you all night... Not even sexually, I just want to make you happy.
>>753126123
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDYpYT7p3d
>>753125969
It is a good song just I couldn't resist a good Vietnam meme when the opportunity rises.
>>753126123
love you anon now lemme eat dat ass
>>753118335
Have you got anything to offer besides the usual ?
>>753126123
A-anon i just wanted you to know, I-I've loved you for sometime now a-and i want you to make love to me.
>>753126123
I love you!
